Albany College of Pharmacy - Alembic Yearbook (Albany, NY)

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Have you ever tried? — Hooking up your gas jet to the water tap. — Cutting up the wrong end of your earthworm in Zoology and then ask the prof, why you can’t find the brain. — Putting the center of Prof. Lapetina’s slide rule in backwards. — Eating a banana in English lecture. — Dropping all your test tubes in Qualitative lab after cleaning them. — Bringing in poison ivy leaves to your botany professor. — Removing pyrogallol stains from your fingers with nitric acid. — Stretching 6 lines of notes into a 5 minute speech. — Writing an essay exam in the auditorium when the temperature was 40°. “Notice anything different tonight?” “New dress?” “No.” “New shoes?” “No.” “New hat?” “No.” “Hmm, I give up.” “I’m wearing a gas mask, stupid.” Dean: “Didn’t you read that letter that I sent you?” Freshman: “Yes sir, I read it inside and outside. On the inside it said, ‘You are requested to leave College,’ and on the outside it said, ‘Return in five days.’ So here I am.” Instructor (Meeting his class for the first time) : “And on this card, I want your names . .. not your signatures.” Mother, as freshman son walks in at 5 A. M.: “Well, home is the best place after all, isn’t it?” Freshman: “Well, I wouldn’t know about that, but it’s the only place that’s open right now!” If your son comes homes from college asking questions, he’s getting an education. If he comes home knowing all the answers, he’s going to Pharmacy. THE LECTURE Now 1 lay me down to sleep, The Professor is dry, the lecture’s deep. If he should quit before T wake, Someone kick me, for goodness sake. The freshman decided to reform and improve his marks: The 1st week he cut out cards. The 2nd week he cut out drinking. The 3rd week he cut out girls. The 4th week he cut out paper dolls.

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Front Row: Second Row: Third Row: Top Row: J. McDonald, R. Pcrrottc, C. Van Dyke, D. Watson, A. Wieczynski, A. Venien- bergs, M. Travcr, M. Schipp, C. Spagnoletti, R. Pedercini, R. Mucci, R. O’Harc, R. Shor, J. Monachino, R. Taormina, B. Needham, M. Lotano, R. Stote, F. Rossi, R. Torncello. R. Santimaw, T. Lanzafamc, D. Mooney, R. Billington, B. Nowitz, J. Newell, R. Pcrrotle, I). Swan, J. Stemerman, F. Sawyer, R. Marra, G. Von F-sch. R. Quigley, I. Rheingold, J. Lawrence, B. Lee, G. Rothschild, J. White, D. Silverstein, R. Viehdorfer, R. Zalcwski, W. Wall, D. Walker, H. McLamb. CLASS OFFICERS Barry Adler . President Richard Viehdorff.r Vice-President Ann Vf.tenbf.ros ...... Secretary Fran Jastrezbski Historian 15

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HISTOLOGY LAB Cells and tissues ORGANIC CHEMISTRY LAB Synthesis of organic compounds [ MANUFACTURING PHARMACY LAB I Percolation of wild cherry bark Hkipljomore |9ear Our Difficulties ANATOMY LAB Dissecting the cat PHYSIC LAB Resolution of forces