Albany College of Pharmacy - Alembic Yearbook (Albany, NY)

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Pharmakon Class tll We, the Seniors, do hereby bequeath the following heirlooms to those who follow in our path: To Bob Dyroff, Rog Hess’s drinking abilities. To Arlene Halsdorf, Betty’s good naure. To Gertrude Jacowski, Liz Doyle’s giggles. To Howie Slater, Peterson’s basketball ability. To Harvey Marmor, Rudy’s book on how to play winning darts. To Velda Abel, Lorene Cole’s quiet manner. To A1 Fleurin, Schermerhorn’s reservation at the Circle. To Dr. O’Brien, Irv Engleman turns back the reins as Dean of the School. To Jo Scire, Joan Evers leaves her men at R.P.I. To Joanne Shea, Jean Beaty’s height. To Ann Tomlinson, Maleski’s never-fail method in physics. To Mary Saltsman, Bill’s love. To Buck Martin, Mary Gaudio’s momentum. To Joan Mack, Mary Davidge’s short curls. To Vic Falcone, Vince Grifo’s excess weight. To Alfreda Swider, Peggy Sassman’s ability to talk. To Regina Snyder, Mary Francis’ convertible coupe. To Caryl Heeder, Ev Abare’s way with a certain sailor. To Josephine Stancampiano, Ann Keenan’s after school chats with Dr. O’Brien. To Bill Mattocks, Joyce Myner’s love for the South and Southern Fried chicken. To Berky, Georgiana’s ability to tell fortunes. To Dora Van Bramer, Irma Fleury’s book on how to win a husband. To Pat Sullivan, Marge Du Charme’s machine that does bacteriology. To Earl Davis, Arm Emma leaves his art as a love maker. Class of ’45. Thirty-thret

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Class Statistics Evelyn Abare Most Considerate Jean Beaty ...... Mary F. Beniskhiewicz Best Dressed Georgiana Boretos .... Best Artist Lorene Cole . . . Most Individualistic Mary Davidge ..... Rudolph Del Giacco .... Mary Doyle Marjorie Du Ciiarme Quietest (?) Arm and Emma ..... Biggest Bluffer Joan Evers ..... Irma Fleury . . . . Best Wife Mary Gaudio Biggest Flirt Vincent Grifo Biggest Wolf Betty Hagf.man Best Sport Roger Hess Noisiest Anne Keenan Most Idealistic Gertrude Maleski .... . . . Wittiest Joyce Myner Douglas Peterson .... . . . Best Athlete Margaret Sassman .... Most Enthusiastic Marene Schermerhorn Most Sophisticated William Whf.elock . Class Romeo Thirty-two

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Alembic Class $rop!jeq The scene is Heaven in the year 1990. It is the Day of Judgment for the A.C.P. classes of ’45 and ’46. Two angels are to be heard: “Calling the gate. What? There’s a mob waiting to get in? Well, tell me their names and keep them out for awhile. What time is it, anyway? Oh, we don’t keep track of time since Lorene came up here—Time never did matter to her, you know. How did she get here before the rest of the class of ’46? Oh, she invented a “cooling” system to keep icebergs from melting and just forgot when to turn it off. Joyce Myner? She was the one born with the “Art” of heartbreaking. And she became famous for writing “The Assets of Louisiana”. Anne Keenan liked to travel, and she won fame as a “Globe Trotter”, going off on her yacht when she became bored. What happened to Davidge anyway? Didn’t she teach at A.C.P.? Yes, and she enjoyed it, though her arrival here is due to an explosion in her laboratory. And Evelyn—she has been very happy after her marriage. She seemed to enjoy having “dickie” birds “foleying” her around all day. What kind of life did Roger Hess lead? “Rog” had his exciting moments, since instead of his license, he insisted on displaying the certificate he made “O.B.” write back in ’45 stating that he had passed Trig. Peggy Sassman was charged with putting dope in “Phillies” cigars- we’ll never know. Convinced by her years at A.C.P. of the need for a bottle spacer, Cert Maleski spent her spare time trying to perfect one. M.F. has come here directly from a hospital. She was driving along as usual when she suddenly forgot herself and turned her head too far to watch the car plus uniform going in the opposite direction. Schem has been busy raising a family of boys—all of whom went to the Academy and R.P.I. It seemed like old times, I hear, seeing her around those spots again. Thirty-four