Albany Academy - Cue Yearbook (Albany, NY)

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Class Will First-To Mr. Meislahn we leave a pair of brass knuckles, a six-foot-four Senegalese on which he can practice his diplomacy, and Professor I. Speakquick's new 24-volume treatise fabridgedj entitled The Art of Precise Speaking . Second+To Mr. Sharp we bequeath a mysterious green cylinder smelling strongly of hydrogen sulfide, a Snappy Alarm System attachment to protect his door, a skeleton to store in his closet, a peachy pink beret, and a litter of Saint Bernards. Third-To Mr. Pike We give an air-conditioning system for delivery after the war fGovern- ment regulations, you knowj, enough No-Glare glass to completely outfit his class- room windows, a book entitled Nasty Epithets to Throw at Tardy Students , and a second volume entitled Samuel Johnson Was As Mad As a Coot . Fourth-Mr. Lindsey is the lucky recipient of a periscope and a radar set Cno prioritiesj, an electric eye to take his attendance, an I.C.S. course on the pronunciation of the nasal I , and a crate of navel oranges. Fifth-Coach Morris benefits to the extent of three robots to manage his teams, a diver's suit complete with a Walkie-talkie radio set to direct his November scrimmages, a year's free board at the Mayo clinic in which he may recuperate from his study hall tussles, and seven or eight thousand yards of adhesive tape. Sixth-Mr. Midgley we leave with a comb, an automatic notebook shaker, a case of Chase 8a Sanborn, and our last plea to ,pull up the shades in his room. Seventh-To the genial S. Webber go a judo lesson in case Rose comes around again, a vic- trola with three records, one repeating the words Quietl dogs , another Hush, kiddiesu, and a third saying pleasantly, I'll be back in ten minutes , another guy like Morehouse to straighten up his desk next year, and a platform for his chair by which he will be able to lower himself beneath the floor surface and thus further perplex the oflice messengers. Eighth-To the omnipresent Mr. Colton we leave an important position with Fred Waring, a hearty chuckle, and a pogo stick to facilitate his ascent to the Chapel platform. Ninth-To Mr. Easton we bequeath a Haming red toupee just for the contrast it would pro- duce, and our moral support. , Tenth-Colonel Conners receives a jeep, a herd of Texas longhorns, a commission as guide for the Gettysburg area, best wishes from Company A, and a good stiff case of insubordination. Eleventh-To Mr. Ohms we leave a class of farmboys fmay their tribe increasej, a franchise to operate a Third Floor cafeteria, the recently vacated position of aircraft spotter on Mount Washington, and a large polka-dot bow-tie in order that he may imper- sonate the Voice . Twelfth-To Mr. Totten we offer to print his autobiography When Totten Was King with introduction by Casper Milquetoast. Thirteenth-To Buckl' Fullaytor we send regards from his friend in Troy along with a blue and white feather which he can hurl to the Hoor the next time all his class Hunk. Fourteenth-To the brave Miss Kerrneth we bequeath a book entitled Colloquial English and When To Use It , a terrific insult, a gag, a pair of handcuffs, and a good hard ' crack on the knuckles. R. O., II 44 24 D

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D if 95 The Fifth Form Rear-Horner, Peckham, lNemple, C., Clush, Clark, R., Greeley, Sporborg, Williams. flliddle-Headley, Taylor, Southworth, Stevens, Gamble, Pike, Perkins, Younie, Morris, B. Boardman, Riley. Front-Fullerton, A., Moessinger, J., Lucke, Marden, Kyfhn, Scholtz, Burrows, Gold, Boynton Jamison. I