Albany Academy - Cue Yearbook (Albany, NY)

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Class Will First-To Mr. Meislahn we leave a pair of brass knuckles, a six-foot-four Senegalese on which he can practice his diplomacy, and Professor I. Speakquick's new 24-volume treatise fabridgedj entitled The Art of Precise Speaking . Second+To Mr. Sharp we bequeath a mysterious green cylinder smelling strongly of hydrogen sulfide, a Snappy Alarm System attachment to protect his door, a skeleton to store in his closet, a peachy pink beret, and a litter of Saint Bernards. Third-To Mr. Pike We give an air-conditioning system for delivery after the war fGovern- ment regulations, you knowj, enough No-Glare glass to completely outfit his class- room windows, a book entitled Nasty Epithets to Throw at Tardy Students , and a second volume entitled Samuel Johnson Was As Mad As a Coot . Fourth-Mr. Lindsey is the lucky recipient of a periscope and a radar set Cno prioritiesj, an electric eye to take his attendance, an I.C.S. course on the pronunciation of the nasal I , and a crate of navel oranges. Fifth-Coach Morris benefits to the extent of three robots to manage his teams, a diver's suit complete with a Walkie-talkie radio set to direct his November scrimmages, a year's free board at the Mayo clinic in which he may recuperate from his study hall tussles, and seven or eight thousand yards of adhesive tape. Sixth-Mr. Midgley we leave with a comb, an automatic notebook shaker, a case of Chase 8a Sanborn, and our last plea to ,pull up the shades in his room. Seventh-To the genial S. Webber go a judo lesson in case Rose comes around again, a vic- trola with three records, one repeating the words Quietl dogs , another Hush, kiddiesu, and a third saying pleasantly, I'll be back in ten minutes , another guy like Morehouse to straighten up his desk next year, and a platform for his chair by which he will be able to lower himself beneath the floor surface and thus further perplex the oflice messengers. Eighth-To the omnipresent Mr. Colton we leave an important position with Fred Waring, a hearty chuckle, and a pogo stick to facilitate his ascent to the Chapel platform. Ninth-To Mr. Easton we bequeath a Haming red toupee just for the contrast it would pro- duce, and our moral support. , Tenth-Colonel Conners receives a jeep, a herd of Texas longhorns, a commission as guide for the Gettysburg area, best wishes from Company A, and a good stiff case of insubordination. Eleventh-To Mr. Ohms we leave a class of farmboys fmay their tribe increasej, a franchise to operate a Third Floor cafeteria, the recently vacated position of aircraft spotter on Mount Washington, and a large polka-dot bow-tie in order that he may imper- sonate the Voice . Twelfth-To Mr. Totten we offer to print his autobiography When Totten Was King with introduction by Casper Milquetoast. Thirteenth-To Buckl' Fullaytor we send regards from his friend in Troy along with a blue and white feather which he can hurl to the Hoor the next time all his class Hunk. Fourteenth-To the brave Miss Kerrneth we bequeath a book entitled Colloquial English and When To Use It , a terrific insult, a gag, a pair of handcuffs, and a good hard ' crack on the knuckles. R. O., II 44 24 D

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Class Election DONE MOST FOR ACADEMY . . . Olcott 11, Hawn 5, Swire 5, Colton 4 DONE ACADEMY FOR MOST . Hawn 10, Rose 9, Duffy 5, Webber Kon graph paperj I BEST ALL-AROUND FELLOW . Swire 11, Hawn 7, Olcott 5, Ellegate fall-aroundj 2 BEST STUDENT . . BEST OFFICER . . CLASS CLASS CLASS CLASS CLASS CLASS CLASS Eiass CLASS CLASS CLASS BULL-THROWER . COWBOY . . LOVER . . BABY . . HAYSEED . WOMAN-HATER . SOCIALITE . . REVOLUTIONIST PHILOSOPHER . CLOWN . . . POLITICIAN . . FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH FAVORITE TEACHER . FAVORITE COURSE . . . FAVORITE BAND . T. Dorsey 14, FAVORITE AUTHOR . FAVORITE SCREEN ACTRESS . FAVORITE COLLEGE . FAVORITE NEWSPAPER . BUSIEST . . . THINKS HE IS . HANDSOMEST . THINKS HE IS . GIRL CRAZY . LAZIEST . . BIGGEST EATER WITTIEST . NOISIEST . . GREENEST .... BIGGEST BLUFFER . TOPIC OF CONVERSATION WETTEST .... BIGGEST FACULTY DRAG NEEDS IT MOST . . MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST MOST POPULAR . . INTELLIGENT . PERSUASIVE OPTIMISTIC . PESSIMISTIC . MANNERLY . RESPECTED . MILITARY . UNMILITARY . DIGNIFIED . ECCENTRIC . SARCASTIC . INCREDULOUS . UNINFORMED . . Olcott 19, Cobden 3, Rees 3 Chatterliy 8,.DulTy 8, Hawn 7, Goodman fwith alterationsj 2 . . Duffy 13, Wooster 6, Hawn 5, Eighmey 1 . . . . Rose 11, Smith 11, Wooster 3 . Rose 10, Duffy 5, Haven 5, Cleveland 5 . Haven 12, Goodman 8, Swire 5 . . Cobden 11, Eighmey 7, Haven 7 . . Cobden 24, Crane 1 KI-Ia! Hall . . Junior-League Daven 13, Smith 6, Crane 6 . . . . . Ellegate 24, Meislahn 1 . Ellegate 9, Swire 8, Coach 5, Bolivar Shagnasty 3 . . . . Rose 11, Haven 7, Wooster 7 , . Ellegate 10, Goodman 7, Duffy 4, Swire 4 . Haven on Saturday night 10, Rose vs. Webber 9, 1 Morris vs. Ellegate 6 Webber 13, Holmes 6, Midgley 4, Mother Nature 2 . History 9, Mathematics 9, Sam Bacon,s Class 7 Waring 6, Jones 4, Capello's Boys from Capistrano 1 Farrell 9, Hemingway 8, Zola 4, Mother Goose 4 . Bergman 14, Goddard 9, Sonja Yakapovitch 2 Notre Dame 8, Yale 8, Harvard 6, Hard Knocks 1 Anything but the F8LP 12, Herald Tribune 8 Cohoes Bugle 5 Olcott 11, Ellcgate 7, McLeod 5, Brown Comet 2 . , . Gray 8, Smith 8, Hawn 6, Brad 3 . Ryan 17, Valley 6, Yo-Yo Yakapovitch 2 , . . . Smith 10, Gray 9, Duffy 6 . Haven 9, Gray 7, Wooster 7, Cobden 2 . Ryan 10, Bowen 7, Rose 4, Cobden 4 Cleveland 9, Ellegate 7, Duffy 5, Morris 4 . Rose 10, Swire 9, Miclgley 4, Haven 2 . Duffy 10, Rose 7, Haven 4, Miss Ball 4 . Cobden 9, Haven 7, Goodman 5, N. V. 4 . Duffy 16, Swire 9 . Girls 13, Athletics 7, Post-War Planning 5 . . . . . Swire-UNANIMOUS Hawn 11, Cleveland 7, Swire 6, Wooster 1 . . . . . Haven 15, Goodman 10 . Swire 13, Olcott 6, Hawn 5, Brown Comet 1 . Olcott 15, Rees 4, Cleveland 4, Sergeant 2 Swire 10, Anybody but Swire 10, Olcott 3 . Cobdcn 10, the Colonel 5, Charley Townsend 5 . . . Swire 11, Cobden 8, Sam Bacon Rees 12, Olcott 6, Rose 4, Murphy 3 fComplimentaryj . . . Olcott 10, Rees 8, Wrestling Room 7 . Hawn 10, Duffy 5, Anderson 5, Chatterley 5 Goodman 8, Cobden 7, Company D 5, Wooster 5 . . . . . Olcott 12, Hawn 7, Ryan 6 Cobden 11, Haven 8, Morehouse 4, McLeod's Knee 2 . . . . Pike 9, Rose 6, Hawn 6, Gray 4 . . . . Haven 15, Goodman 5, Lindsey 5 . Cobden 12, Haven 7, Steefel's Tailor 4, Murphy 2 6 LIKELY TO SUCCEED ..... Olcott 11, Swire 7, Ellegate 7 K 23 77

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