Alamosa High School - El Alarado Yearbook (Alamosa, CO)

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nl nd an A 1 i HEARD IN THE 1 Albert (in English) — I seen a woodpile. Miss Whitmore — No, you saw it. Albert — Now, you may have seen me see it, but you never seen me saw it. Carl B. — Say, Duane, do you know what a quartette is? Duane — No. Carl — When all four think, the other three can ' t sing. Mildred J. — Say, girls, Georgia is playing false to our class. Here we are selling kisses to make money and Georgia is bootlegging them free in the hall. Teacher — My gracious, Dale, did- n ' t you wash your face this morn- ing? I can tell what you had for breakfast. Dale — What did I have? Teacher — You had eggs. Dale — Wrong, I had that for : breakfast yesterday morning. CLASS ROOM — itii j 1 1 1 n 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 iii n ft j iu i ?ij j li i ig le siat rse )llar )one nly hat ices An English professor wrote on the blackboard in his laboratory: Pro- fessor Wilson informs his students that he has this day been appointed honorary physician to Her Majesty, Queen Victoria. In the morning he had occasion to leave the room and found on his return that some student had added to the words: God save the Queen! racket? Fred — No, sir; only when it ' s running. Ev- tdur- Ted less , if ding trth- % to P it. her e ' s| by| w. ior aken. I town in day) — ake this Mr. Hanson — Albert, I believe you are lazy. Albert — I believe you are right. (Albert got an hour and a halt for that.)

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