Alameda High School - Acorn Yearbook (Alameda, CA)

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The Acorn Grand Concert Program. 1. Solo, “Only One Grain of Hops, Mother,” Mr. Russell Mc- Farland. 2. Duet, “Love Me and the World is Mine,’ Mr. Elmer John- son and any young lady who is handy. 3. Quartette, “It May Be Red, But It’s Real,’ Messrs. Tufts, Chapman, Spence and Silverberg. 4. Solo, “After the Ball Was Over,” Mr. Spencer Brush. 5. Recitation, “How it Feels to Have the Jimmies,” Mr. Rus- sell McFarland. 6. Grand chorus, “One, Two, Three, Four,” A. H. S. on report card day. Once upon a morning dreary, While I slumbered weak and weary, Dreaming of that sweet vacation lore, Suddenly there came a ringing, Lasting, with persistent dinging, My alarm clock on the floor— Only this, and nothing more! There was a young Senior named Parker, And when it grew darker and darker, With his girl he went out, 3ut got under the spout, Which extinguished this unlucky sparker. DON MORRIS says My Clothes are Class “A” [reinforced] Built to wear a long time DON MORRIS, 1062 Washington St. BUSINESS WORRIES Will be lessened if your desk and office is furnished with the proper accessories in writing materials, blank books, typewriter supplies and fountain pen. We save the busy man from troubles of this kind by furnishing him with the best, and by providing many useful devices for the convenience of the systematic. SCHNEIDER'S 1435 Park Street Cards printed from plate, $1 per hundred Phone Alameda 559

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The Acorn ACT -L. Stimulation, animation, inspiration, new potation. Demonstration, agitation, circulation, exclamation. Declaration, acceptation, osculation, sweet sensation. Exultation, preparation, combination, new relation.— (Curtain. ) Notice. Mr. Brush recently applied for the Josh Editorship, and a few of his characteristic remarks are given below, so that the school may judge for itself whether he is competent or not. Just listen: 1. Why is it a prisoner can’t sing? Because he’s behind a bar n’t get the key. (Ha, ha.) 2. The history class was having an ex., and Sugar Brush brilliantly remarked: “Give us something about a king and then we can have king’s-ex.” (Ho, ho.) 3. During a physic experiment some pins wouldn't float as they were supposed to, when he brought forth a safety pin, as that vould be safe. (He-e, he-e.) The school rejoices that at last the “young idea” is found. Among the Faculty. There was a young mathematician, Who some valentines sent on a mission; They were cleverly writ And made such a hit That we vow she’s a fine poetician. n x k + ‘a He was a young teacher named M——n, Whose knowledge was all in his cranium; While out in his “Knox” He got a hot box And towed it clear in from Copernium. ‘ ‘ , rn There was a strict teacher named W—-e, With her I’s she was certaintly tight; And if, Oh alas, You were in her class Your report card was surely a fright. And there’s our dear friend, Miss DuB——s, Whose use of our language is choice; The adoring young girls In short dresses and curls Pipe the tale of their love, sotto voice. Laugh, and the class laugh with you; 3 bn) @ You're left alone. Study!

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Twas in a restaurant they One Romeo and Juliet; [here is a young lady named Rita, And in school very seldom we meet he When to class she 1] rier movements But in leaving there’s named Rose, ent where each fair teacher goes; Pg s Ph ld If some others would do it We never would rue it, leap “ar, as everyone knows West Goast Printing Co. PRINTERS OF THE CHHHHHHH YS @lt is an old maxim that the best is the cheapest. This applies to the printing business more than any other. Look this Acorn over carefully and you will then know where to have your printing done. {Use either telephone---one is Oakland 2658 and the other is Alameda | 364 710 Broadmay =: @®akland, California