Alameda High School - Acorn Yearbook (Alameda, CA)

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DIRECTIONS FOR RAINY DAYS

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THE ACORN Account Prof. Minium. 2.—Breakfast to be served in the school building — Kindness Prof Minium 3.—All experiments to be performed and written up by an efficient assistant Generosity Prof. Minium. ee automobile service maintained to conveey members of the class to and from recitations Account Prof. Minium. P. S.—(the undersigned) Ted Lynch, Deac Brush, Joe Emmai and others. 4—Good automobile service maintained to convey members vf the class to and from recitations. Accont Prof. Minium. P. S. (The undersigned) Ted Lynch, Deac Brush, Joe Emmal and others. Young Jefferies, alias Fat Frick, wants to match himself with any other good featherweaght. Freshmen preferred. THE SONG OF FRITZ AND MONTE. One step won’t take you very far, You’ve got to keep on walking; One word won't tell folks what you are You’ve got to keep on talking. One inch won’t make you very tall, You’ve got to keep on growing; One little “Ad.” won’t do it all You’ve got to keep ’em going. Umpire (at game)—Fowl! Freshie—Where are the feathers? Umpire—You goose! They’re a picked team.—Ex. A high carnival of song is shortly to be held in the Assembly Hall. Gents $1.00, ladies free. The proceeds to be devoted to the Lyceum Debating Society. The following selections will be rendered: “Just One (?) Girl’ Brick Innes My Merry Oldsmobile” (Duet). . Bunny Dexter and Lee Scott ‘Paims of Victory” The Baseball Team “T’m on the Water Wagon Now” Russ Baker When You at Last are Mine” ... S. Holland (to his diploma) “Oh! the Girls, the Lovely, Lov ely, Girls Heine Jackson If You Ain’t Got No Money You Needn’t Come Aroud... Deac Brush During the intermission, Master Everts, the celebrated Boy Saprono, by special request of (nobody) will render that pathetic little ballad entitled Take back your heart—I ordered liver. “An hour bluffed is an hour gained” “A cutting student gathers no “rec’s,”

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THE ACORN OUR MANAGER There’s a jolly little (?) fellow By the name of Russell B He’s manager of everything That any one can see. He has talent for arranging games And finding baseball stars They say he’ s now arranging For a “final” game with Mars. In the midst of every season There are tickets to be sold And in raising cash at all times His zeal is never cold . I sometimes think with terror When he has gone away And cannot manage baseball How will they ever play! IN 2006 A. D. Come, Johnny, take your predigested Latin; Your English capsules take without delay ; This shredded Algebra is said to fatten ;— Your History tablet, to;—Now you may play. HANK’S TALE OF WOE Hank is a persecuted man. I'll tell you why as best I can; Whene’re he goes abroad ,they say The girls all stand along his way And as he passes each one by She clasps her hands and thus does cry: “Oh, Alan lovely Alan, pray All joshes on me throw away, For oh, I fear the dreadful knocks They have put into the Acorn box.” A Freshman stood on the burning deck And as far as we could learn, He stood in perfect safety, for He w Ex.