Akron High School - Torpedo Yearbook (Akron, IA)

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ii!naiP Moiiiawlhi Q .4 T 0 R P E D 0 DAY'BY'DAY 18-Annual Staff tries to help meeting, impossible. 19-Plan inter-class tournament. 20-Reorganization of Athletic Association. 21-Inter-class tournament. Senior girls and junior boys winners. 22-XVZlSlll1lgtOI'1,S birthday. Z5-Annual finds another joke. XVonders will never cease. 28-Bernice's seat is changed from in front of Miss Gillet's desk. Miss Ciillet doesn't like onions second handed. 29-Leap year day. Chance for the teachers. MARCH 3-Another Blue Monday. 4-Photographs taken of the assembly. 5-Test blooy t?j 1 g :- :-gj? 6-Boys come to school with their hair marcelled. Beware, they will de- merit thee. 7-Boys' basketball tournament Sioux City. 10-Many absent, measles or chicken pox?? ll-First real operetta practice. 12-Basketball girls' banquet. 13-Freshmen class meeting. l-l-Must be Runt's birthday, he generally celebrates by wearing his new suit. 17-St. l'atrick's Day. Lots of green neckties. Ted takes the celluloid stove poker. Merry Xmas, Ted. 18-Gerald's first operetta practice. 19-Miss Coons threatens History class with test. ' 20-Subscription sale of annuals, 98 sold. .21-Same old grind. Ellis draws a cartoon for the annual. 24-Seniors decide to wear caps and gowns for graduation. 25-Seniors order commencement cards. 26-Teachers go to Sioux City. No school for two days. Quite a relief. APRIL l-1924 Torpedo goes to press. ll-Operetta, The Gypsy Rover. MAY 9-Junior-Senior banquet. 18-Baccalaureate. 2lQSenior class play. 23-Commencement. -Carrie Akers.

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