Akron High School - Torpedo Yearbook (Akron, IA)

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dv WS? kg I 5-en ' fXAWff',iT iii.. TORPEDO 1--...,i,.jlSlWN 'T JOKES lf you can't laugh at the jokes of this age, then laugh at the age of these jokes. 'AU .H A The Staff may dig and work L'ntil their finger tips are sore .Xnd then some sap-head's sure to say: l've heard that joke heforef' ,Nl .4 3 l.ittle Mary: Mamma, I don't have to eat this egg do 1? It doesn't smell good. Mamma: Mary, how often do I have to tell you not to complain about ytllll' food? lilll that eggli' l.. M. tafter a lmrief pause? : Mamma, must I eat the little beak too? .H ,Nl ,st Leap Year Yietim: No, No, Nora. 3 .4 J' wad? How did you get that cut on your l llie-mustav-hie-hit myself. , V. tiwan, how could you hite yourself up thele. Musta 'stood on a ehair. .53 .3 3 lf ever they reach the planet Mars, liy shooting through the air, l hope hy all my lueky stars m't find flappers there. They ch ,sl L4 .53 Can a girl he said to he heating it about the hush, when she mushes it up with a whiskered man? Q93 .55 J' So beautiful she seemed to me 1 wished that we might wed, Iler neck was a pillar of ivory- But alas, so was her head. 'A' .59 J There are three classes of womenAthe intellectual, the beautiful. and the majority. .99 5 1.99 Mother: Margaret, aren't you getting too hig to play with hoys F Margaret: No, mother. The higger l get the hetter I like them. Q Wifllmb A V

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vfifh-itil ii' TX xfw 5VAWMiAb2ik .4 T 0 R P E D 0 QUIK? DAY BY DAY SEPTEMBER 3-Registration. X -l-Return of all prodigals. 1 5-First real classesg Freshmen go to Eng. Lit. class. lf' 6-Yacationg everyone sad. G ll-Pupils on east side of assembly room jump at the first tap Vipnx of the bell. Dick takes the cake. ' Q 12-Spuds forgot to wear his necktie. .F A 13-Miss Gillet had a tooth pulled. A Fri-5hmanl7-New teacher arrives, Miss Coons. 18-Veda absent. lflitiun Shy Red got called down for walking heavy across the floorg poor boy, 'taint his fault his feet are big. 2-l-Blue Monday. .Z7fRichard recites perfect lesson in American Lit. OCTQBER l-Spike is wearing his father's shoes today. ll--W-Half holiday. Picnic. I2-Test. test. test. 17Y'SCl1lU1'S, rings ordered. 19--Football game with Elk Point, our game. 22-Dick and Runt went to Sioux City, To buy themselves some clothes, But when they got home, what a pity, They got a demerit, not the hose. 23-Disagreeable weather-also teachers. Z4-High School out of sortsg must be the result of Swede's party. 26-Don Cross had a close shave. Z9-Masquerade party in the gym. Spooks and everything. 30-Halloween. '17 Pk --Pill 31 ..t j. ,. NOVEMBER 1-Blue Monday. 2-Engraving contract signed. 5-School. 6-Robberies in town. 7-dllilda carries money in her shoe for fear of being held up. 9-Mr. Troup takes day off to explain to Physics class about the hard les- sons they will have in college. 12-School house coldg what's the matter with jim?