Akron High School - Torpedo Yearbook (Akron, IA)

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PAUL WENDT ' GENERAL MERCHANDISE DRY GOODS SHOES GROCERIES FIRST IN QUALITY AND PRICE Telephone 21 AKRON, IOWA Hilda: Are you from Alaska? Gerald: No, why. Hilda: You dance like you had snow shoes on. 3 .S 3 She tightly clung about him, The dainty slender thing. For he was a wooden top, And she, a long white string. .99 ,M .3 I'rof. Troup: W'hen do you think about air the most? Spike: When I have a flat tire. ug al Q99 Freshie: What is an oyster?l' Soph: An oyster is a fish built like a nut. .X Q99 299 Don Cross: I have quite a reputation as a lady killer. Dorthy Doubtless you bore them to death. J .Al .99 Spike: I wish to ask you a question concerning a tragedy. Mr. Troup: NVell? Spike: What is my grade?

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DON'T ASK FOR SIZE just say Herc's my foot, ht me. It's up to us then and We are here to satisfy YOU. Shoe Fitting Our Specialty Students, make this your headquarters Au M E 'I' Z AKRON, IOWA Miss Paclen: Always love your teachers. Dick H.: I tried that once, hut she got mad. N Q3 JI lflclcm: Manima, do Cats go to heaven F liis Mother: Of course n0t.', Illclonz XVell where flu the angels get their harp strings? vb' J! ,st A peach came walking clown the street, She xx as more than passing fairg A smile. a nod, a half closed eye, And the peach became a pair. SWEN SON 'S GARAGE REPAIR WORK GOODRICH TIRES TRUCK HAULING AKRON, IOWA Phone 54 Many a true word is spoken through false teeth,

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QUALITY MEATS AT LOWEST PRICES WEIDENFELLER'S THE WHITE FRONT MARKET Phone 47 Akron, Iowa Hardware! Furniture! Undertaking! KLAUER BROTHERS Latest Patterns in Congoleum Rugs Day Phone 59 Night Phones-340 - 115 - 216