Akron High School - Torpedo Yearbook (Akron, IA)

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I -l f :EQ l l l l l l I l c I I.. T l l i Q : l l I l i l l I.. L.. U 1 l flf3l-f1f'7I 'lf-- C93-IZi3CJlS 'l DECEMBER 4. Carrie is sweet sixteen but we ean't see that she isnlt just as ornery ' FIS UYCV. 5. lsn't dismal weather awful on the constution? 7. Everybody is excited over the in- terclass tournament. Freshmen won the boys while ,junior girls won. 8. Cari-ie dropped a pipe out of her pocket and Mr. Collins gave her a dou- ble demirit. ll. Prograni was given by the Beta Society Lawyer Kidd also entertained us with a speech. 12. Miss Gillet took a joke book from Ruth Brown. Now we know why she gets so many E's. 13. Verle Allen made eyes at Violet Jacobs. What is the matter with some people? ' 14. Paul Johnson and Carrie Akers: the high school pugilists, gave us an ex- hibition during history class. 17. Elsie, put away that Whiz Bang. 18. Our Cin-istmas program was duly patronixed by visitors and H. S. alumni. 20. Everyone absent vacation but gymnasium Jim. JANUARY 14. The revival of learning is now in full blast. 15. Act: Cllectographed sheets of dread inspirorsj Scene: Akron High School. Climax: Exams! 16. The physics class was left alone to their misery. 22. Two new scholars entered school, Beryl Murphy and Clan McClauce. 23. Paul Johnson received his first An Eskimo sleeps in his little bear skin And keeps iery warm, I'm told, Last nite l slept in my little bear skin And caught a duse of a cold. Kyle: 'iThey have found a man who will box Johnson. Aalfs: Who is he? Kyle: TIhe undertaken Mrs. McKellar Cshaking Scully by the collar.j 'AI believe Satan has got a hold of you. Scully: I believe so too. Lovina who is saying her prayers began sleepily. Now I lay me down to sleep. CMother prompting herl ulfyii Lovina: If he hollers let him go, eeny, meeny, miny moe. Smitty: I sing a little, to kill time. Ruth B. You certainly have a good weapon. Miss Hays: You should always write your themes so the most ignorant people can read them. Carrie Akers: Which one of mine did'nt you understand. U demlrit. d 26. Cassius crut Lovinafs hair to- Elinor P. .. I am married to any art., . ay. S 30. Singing seems to be popular MF- RPHUY3 'KTh911 YOU had better get 3 with the high school teachers. divorce. :V l l Q-1 L. . '--'w-- '-- H L1-l

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F41 rn r-1 r-1 l Tl --- I't'3l 7-1 CJ t '1 - I lv y T 1 1. l,w .-w V..- GRAVEYARD BLUES I Hello , I mumbled as I raised the receiver of the ringing telephone. i This you, Tommy? This is Bob Brown. How are you? D 1 Bob? Whats the joke? Bob is dead! Took to heavy a course in manual training and i expired! Yes, but l'1n Bob. I had a pull here in the grave- 'ard and because I'1n a freshman so l . . . . . 5 ' li was put on the waiting list lor a ghost license. Well I gon one. ' Yes-esmsf' I Well, your a good friend of mine. I've done lots of things for you. I want. you to come 3 out and take my place at the gate to-might. i .E I shivere Oh-h-h.-h I can't do that.. They'd see I was'nt a ghost. Yes, I wanna get a date with a girl of mine, but its my turn to watch the graveyard ' v gate: to get the pass word and number of all outgoing ghosts- N 1 ' . i And in spite of all my pleadings and excuses, Bob made me promise. At 8:30 l was . I ' at the gate. I shook hands with Bob and just before he left he remarked that I might , O help him out occasionally. ' 1 . A few minutes later something grey, floppy, and crupy approached. , Who are you , I asked, becoming bravely curious. , I am the departed spirit oi' Harold Clark. Used to go to sleep in class, got away with 1 ' if . i .. X it until one day l went to sleep in swimming class. . , ,ig r , nf- ' And you turning to the next one. et I am the remains of Fahy Replogle. I was a medic until one day the class dissected ' me by mistake. I guess I was pretty dead. -- Well, 1,111 through with Bob and the graveyard forever. While I was holding down his job them the villian went and got a date with My girl. Chick met Anita on the bridge He hugged her on the spot, The brooklets lnurnnired down below But Anita inurxnured not. Mr. Reany: Going to have dinner anywhere to-night. ' Miss Hays: feagerlyj Why not that I know of. ' Mr. Reauy: Gee! you'll be awfully hungry by morning. . I 1 , Muriel Bradley: 'tOh! Orley, my teeth are cold. Oirley Hauck: Wwhy don't you put the-m in your pocket. l Miss Hays: Have you looked up your words Oather? 1 Oather: Yes, mam. , ,- ,, Miss Hays: Give a sentence with, notwithstanding. U Oather: Herb wore out his pants but notwithstanding. i Miss Hays: That, is'nt Correct. , Oather: Oh yes it is, he's got new cordurayis nowg i l I Rats! shouted Evelyn, as she dropped a handfull of beautiful golden hair. D e if i li . , an e- Y- .-.. i . 7' ' I' 7 W ' I i l gtg rx Cl rrtn p as 1:-3 C1 C'+1 Cl C, 1 S

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