Akron High School - Torpedo Yearbook (Akron, IA)

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Q' .-7 L. not in an le- ,gg 6 ' ' 1' ' f- Y iw., 4- g..z.'-i' qrrriczt-:zip I l Q. I BY THEIR DEEDS UD YE S'I-IALL KNOW THEM If she is small, pretty, and affectionate, and has a sort of baby talk, sense ol' ' -0 humor, she is cute. W l b -s lf she is a person who talks three times as much as she says and on three times T' I as many subjects as she knows anything about, she is gushy. ' V lf she pulls fool tricks all the while and her 'tfaux pas are so close together Y M that you can't see between them and is pecular she is dizzy. A '1 lf she wears her skirts op haut and her dress neck trop bos , she is uppish. ll' she is limped and 'f when your dancing with her, you think you have a Wet rag in your arms, she is a clinging vine. If she is a stunning looker and can dance like a fool, and is popular with men, she is a queen. But-if she is vivacious and quiet, modest and clever, not homely nor pret-ty, but beautiful and if she can talk sense if she wants to, she is a real women. The night was raw, The party rawer, I wish that g, Had never sawer. We were both sbewed She was the stewder, I wish to heck ' l'd never' knew'd her. Someone must lose- I was the loser: She craved more hooch, Could I refuse her? The town was dry And she was dryer, gi White mule was all :I ' That l could buyer. We found a still,- Approaehcd the stiller And brought a quart, Uf lied, Blues Killer. Now she was sick Q And I was sickcr, So I laid off This bootleg liquor. 1 r They call it Splint fStirred with a splinfterj And now she rests l Where they don't have Winter. 1 V , I I 1 U U 1 E3 Cl C1 L..-.alma

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E I T f 1-wfr' ' tT'nr:E'if-uFfjl5--- -1 IQ! JD' l- J r- CALENDAR He Drinks Hair Tonic Evidently 14 OCTOBER He asked me if l'd kiss him , I kissed him once or twice 23. liunt Ross thinks he is quite a sprinter. He says he runs all the way around the golf links except when he stops to find the ball. 4 Spud And rson no coubt could make his fortune advertlsing his halr as a product of the Hei H1 25 Football Akron 13 Elk Pomt 2f Sh h h don t tell but its Just be comt knonn tl 'tt BEIIIICG Burnett has an antul use on Fad Cun nnngs Lima W fnterbury came to school mth 1 delightful mfneell to-d U 8 laul Johnson lepoxted absent flom school to day Nsk Ruth Falbolt the reason 29. Collins and football team are seen in action all the nay irom the school houst to iootbill iield 30 Lan anyone set any hopes lol our hterux QOCIQUQS 31 VW h ite to see October g For with November comes tht snow NOVEMBER 0 Fxery day ln every Way Wele toning norser and woiser 21 lhe weather seems so human its so changeable 27 Many 9,1 ades 'xre Ieporbed to be lovsering along with the temper xtuie 23 Repoit caids are the main dit ficulty seen looming on the horizon 24 Is there anything you hate to see VlOlS6 than the end of ft six weeks bliss broken 1nto esen oi eight exams 2 Teachers starting their three dats fast to prepare for Turkey day 28 Effects at last becoming noti cable 29 Vacation acts ft-. an inspnation to us all 30 Turkey day game Akron got the Turkey Rock valley got an egg I know I hadn't ought to But, oh, girls he smelled so nice. Dim Do you think 5ou could eter lefnn to lone me dear? Izetta Well I could p1 actice a o The Last of Mary's Lamb Mary had a little lamb One day her father shot it dead And now lt goes to school wlth her Between two chunks of bread Ques lou Why do gills near one piece bathin suits? Answer' Why do stoies hate glass show cases Noimfzn Hilda would a long sack hold all xou wished for Hilda No but a pau' of socks Would' Bang I m newer afraid bo tell a man anything berause It goes 1n one ear an out the other Slam Yes but if you tell a woman anything It goes ln at both BRIS and out at the mouth Mr Brown I had a note fron your teachei to clay Bob Brown Thats all Plgllt Ill keep lt quiet 9 1' H -If' W t f w V .7 I, . , 4 - . T e . , la -V . . . . . K I ' 1 A 4. , L In ' ' .1-: -4 . ' . , at . . , , n 14 . I v 'L ' y 13. U U 2 .. Y i y , , Hy, p v , J - - n , , . A ll , 1 ' ' it 4 ' . lt. . I xflli I 27. 1 I it ' ' ' D .I J I ' 2 X L ' I H ' e I Q ' , , 1 u l Q 2 . It . ' .. L x . E . , . ,l I . r . - - ' Q ,, - 1 i I V V I . r I -. 1. 7 , I, ' L . t 'l-,Q . . . , - , 1 .. 2 K , V, V . , L. , V I 1 I . gm I . 3 c , , ' O, F Y, 'l 4 1 ' L T v 'v 1 1 f v v I' 4' I 1. 7 -A , V 1 'W ' , .. . n ' ' ' C 1 ' W . 'v 31 , , 2 v . ,w H , , . . lx X g . r. .. L. , , . . : H , . In 4 ll fi , . s , . . . .e , - t ' r . f -xr -.. I K . t ' - V' .. 4 ' V 5 if- ' I-U ' ' A 7 . ' t ' . ' 1 ' '- ' ' 4 ' ' Vd l ly ' r ' - . l J I Q 1' n sw C V Y L I ' K ' , as ' ' :qs ll .' ' L Q U c ' 1 'SC , ' s ' A .' S. 1 1 1 ' F ' T r -' - . .7 X , . , tn.. N ,A I it ' 1 . ' '- , W I - . . . Y ' H 1 . M - - ' I' cf . ' ' ' l. ll -. - 1 , H it . ' . X I 1 , . V ' ,, ' v - H W. ' 1 X I ' V ' F ' --v 3' D , fra. ' U . . , .qv ti v V AM i: CJ A Y V' i V ,. 1 '

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F41 rn r-1 r-1 l Tl --- I't'3l 7-1 CJ t '1 - I lv y T 1 1. l,w .-w V..- GRAVEYARD BLUES I Hello , I mumbled as I raised the receiver of the ringing telephone. i This you, Tommy? This is Bob Brown. How are you? D 1 Bob? Whats the joke? Bob is dead! Took to heavy a course in manual training and i expired! Yes, but l'1n Bob. I had a pull here in the grave- 'ard and because I'1n a freshman so l . . . . . 5 ' li was put on the waiting list lor a ghost license. Well I gon one. ' Yes-esmsf' I Well, your a good friend of mine. I've done lots of things for you. I want. you to come 3 out and take my place at the gate to-might. i .E I shivere Oh-h-h.-h I can't do that.. They'd see I was'nt a ghost. Yes, I wanna get a date with a girl of mine, but its my turn to watch the graveyard ' v gate: to get the pass word and number of all outgoing ghosts- N 1 ' . i And in spite of all my pleadings and excuses, Bob made me promise. At 8:30 l was . I ' at the gate. I shook hands with Bob and just before he left he remarked that I might , O help him out occasionally. ' 1 . A few minutes later something grey, floppy, and crupy approached. , Who are you , I asked, becoming bravely curious. , I am the departed spirit oi' Harold Clark. Used to go to sleep in class, got away with 1 ' if . i .. X it until one day l went to sleep in swimming class. . , ,ig r , nf- ' And you turning to the next one. et I am the remains of Fahy Replogle. I was a medic until one day the class dissected ' me by mistake. I guess I was pretty dead. -- Well, 1,111 through with Bob and the graveyard forever. While I was holding down his job them the villian went and got a date with My girl. Chick met Anita on the bridge He hugged her on the spot, The brooklets lnurnnired down below But Anita inurxnured not. Mr. Reany: Going to have dinner anywhere to-night. ' Miss Hays: feagerlyj Why not that I know of. ' Mr. Reauy: Gee! you'll be awfully hungry by morning. . I 1 , Muriel Bradley: 'tOh! Orley, my teeth are cold. Oirley Hauck: Wwhy don't you put the-m in your pocket. l Miss Hays: Have you looked up your words Oather? 1 Oather: Yes, mam. , ,- ,, Miss Hays: Give a sentence with, notwithstanding. U Oather: Herb wore out his pants but notwithstanding. i Miss Hays: That, is'nt Correct. , Oather: Oh yes it is, he's got new cordurayis nowg i l I Rats! shouted Evelyn, as she dropped a handfull of beautiful golden hair. D e if i li . , an e- Y- .-.. i . 7' ' I' 7 W ' I i l gtg rx Cl rrtn p as 1:-3 C1 C'+1 Cl C, 1 S