Akron High School - Golden Haze Yearbook (Akron, IN)

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.Weap .Big Show '04 lx THE CAMPBELLS ARE COMING Thts h1llb1lly farce rn three acts had everyone roll mg 1n the arsles the very frrst mtnute the curtatn Went up Ma Brannxgan the Grandmother of Kay tne co ed sophxsttcate Betty a cute teen and Dtck who was the clown of the famtly was the owner of much land and a respected member of the DAR rn good standrng Her hrllbrlly hrred grrl Caltalpa Tapp and Caltal pas pap B1ldad were the herght of rrdtculousness wrth thelr bare feet and therr corn hkker Then when the famrly learns that Kay IS engaged to a socral stuffed shlrt named Krngston Campbell and that she IS brrngrng both h1m and hrs mothe to meet the famlly everyone turns htllbrlly even left Kays former sweetheart' lust as Kmgston Campbell and hrs mother Mrs Augusta Campbell a rathur obest Woman Wrth a weak stomach and a flare for havrng famttng at tacks arrrve Ma Betty Drck leff and leffs uncle Cy pop tn dressed 1n the Worst Way and putttng on the best h1llb1lly parade ever Wrtnessed by the Carol Teel BGUY lean Ann Walters lanet Thompson KGY Marllyn Femmore Tamara Hand D1Ck Tom Burkett Herbert Frtes G Dwayne Hopkrns KHIQSTOYI Larry Hoffman stanley Helvey audrence and Krngston and Mrs Augusta Camp- be ' Wrth ole Btldad Tapp and Caltalpa to add a b1t of an orrgmal authentrc favor and all th1s paradrng of rnusket loaders corn ltklcer and the toothless grlns Guss1e Campbell has her lG11'1l1I'lg ht' Then lust as she rs comtng out of rt Betty sklps m wtth an old croakm hen Who Betty announces has lam an egg rn Gussres best summer Chapeau l As a result of th1s Gussle rs out agam Furthcrmo e Just as she IS comtng around Drck Jumps onto the table and proceeds to eat a lettuce and frsh worm sandwrch ' Here We go agaln Thts tlrne Gusste must b carrred out espectally stnce Btldad has trled to re vrve her wrth a snort of corn hkker' But everythtng turns out as Ma has planned and left gets Kay back and Cy fxnally gets hrs D A R g1rl SIHCS there Were so many 1n our class rnterested rn playrng h1llb1ll1es We had a double cast as follows Judy Hammond Ann Landxs Suellen Nye M110 Shrtver George Deaton Leonard Kul n Mrss Barbara Keyes Caltalpa B1ldad D1rector Kathleen Swope Verla lean Rager Prompters l N , ti of f F I y ' C f I ,f , -- e - 't , 'K ' x X 'C'-T-:ll . 2 W , fe' yi X ' M f 1 X 1 Q 1.1. ,wf 1 M- X -.. T waxy...- . , , . . . H' ir I 1 I . . ' . . - . 4. I , I f ' 1- - . - 1 . I . , I l . 1 - I ll ll . .' - 1' I ' ' I I I . 1 - A I l . . ' , e 1 Y L . I l ' ' ' D 1 1 1 1 1 I ' I V . U Ma Brannigan ,............,,, ,,,,,-- , Kay Utter Augusta ..,.,................ Mary lane Burdge - H- Cy ........ - ................... -- I lf - ,,,h, ,,-,-.-,,---.- ,--,--. ' l ------------------ - - ' 21

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Slfeczp Big Show HOUSE FOR SALE HAUNTED Oletha Lenhart an old n'1a1d who WIITGS books on psychrcal phenom1na d9Cld9S to collect some new spook materlal To ass1st her IH th1s adventure are her DISCS Edwuna Page and Edwmas chum Grac1e Green wood Also there are the negro Ezek1al Eur1p1des lones Zeke to us and YIZ Yokum the h1red g1rl who comes from the h1lls to add to the uproar Tug Ralston a handsome young man takes th1s group to the house of h1s late uncle Whrch IS al ledgedly haunted' They are to spend the week end collect1ng mater1al for MISS Lenhart s books' Upon arr1v1ng at the house they meet old Marthy G1lpepper the trppsy old caretaker To add to the spooky s1tuat1on 1t s storrn1ng and Just outslde the wlndow lays a graveyard Then Grac1e and Edwmas boyfnends who are Jealous of Tug arr1ve H1 Lowe and Snorky Snod grass are two young teen agers who thrnk they can protect the g1rls from the spooks' Suddenly Just as the l1ghtn1ng flashes Iolo the tatoo man Sep1nt1na the snake charmer w1th her pet rattle snake Sweet1e P1e and Zara the gypsy fortune teller w1th her Welgle board take refuge rn the haunted house' Wllh the cornlng of these carn1val freaks the cast 1S complete The hauntrng starts and the fun gets 1nto full sW1ng Other Welfd happen1ngs such as the sprder lady w1th four Wfllhlng arms and the n1ne foot g1CII'lt ghost are made tW1ce as r1d1culous by the mad ant1ces of L12 and Zeke' Also to add to the terror produced by the ghost an escaped k11ler Butch K1ll1grew rnvades the haunted house and 1n close pursurt of h1m IS Lemuel Looney the local sher1ff and former beau of Mrss Lenhart' Everyone IS 1n a frenzy but the k1ds all admlt that the freaks have g1ven them 1deas for the1r carmval at school that 15 1f they ever get back to school' Oletha has ga1ned plenty of mater1al for her books but someth1ng has changed her m1nd about wrltrng ghost stor1es Could rt have been the spooks Lem Looney? lust at the peak of everyone s fun and terror the solut1on comes' CAST Marthy lean Ann Walters MISS Oletha Lenhart Carol Teel Gracle Greenwood Ianet Thompson Tug Ralston Dwayne Hopkms LIZ Yokum Ann Land1s Zeke Torn Burkett Zara Marrlyn Femmore H1 Lowe Gary Sr1ver onorky Snodgrass Serp1nt1na Lem Looney Butch K1ll1grew Drrector Prompters Comphments of E11 Ge11g Insurance Akron lndlana Herbert F1te Mary lane Burdge Fred Saner George Deaton Stan Helvey Mrs MGTIOH Dyer Kathleen Swope Verla lean Rager Delorrs Floor Sharon H111 I I I I I - ' ' I I I I I I - I I I I . ' 1 ' 1 ' ' 1 1 , , , . .l 1 . . . I I I ' . U . I . U I or I - ' I I ' I - I I ' 5 ,, . ----,---,.-----..-------,, ss--------,.,,,,--, S Edwina Page .... ......... ....... T a rnara Hand 'O'O ---- ff -------------------------- -------------------------- --------------------- , ------------------------------ , 20

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