Agnes Irwin School - Last Strand Yearbook (Rosemont, PA)

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Our 011,11 Shopping Directory Cathy Campus Cookery Prrnceton New Jersey Ann Grays Sprc N Span Sprke Store Ft Lauderdale 1'la Brandts Hobo Hotel Holly wood Calrforma Frans Flashy Flash Bulbs for Flash Flend Lrke Me Glad wyne Pa A Good Year E were takrng to Leslre Keebler 4 she replaced Woolcott Glbbs as dra ma crtrc last week after hrs unfortunate assassrnatron by an rrate playwrlghtl and we both agre d that 1965 has been a bang up year for the entertarn ment world You know sard Leslre rt would have been tops lf the only thrng produced was The Numb Skulled Nurse Ill bet you rt runs ey en longer than South P30160 Comrng from Leslre thrs was an astoundrng statement but we saw what she meant The Stroud twrns were rug and danclng leads But the number that rmpressed us most rn the whole thrng was Betsy Worrells Basketball Ballet It never ceases to amaze us how a grrl who IS a trrple All Amerrcan can also be the natlon s leadrng choreographer Oh well we sup pose rts just that we cant keep pace wrth thrs modern world But went on Leslre who has a one track mrnd the thrng IS The Numb Skulled Nurse wasn t all That new Holt play for rn stance was really somethlng Imagine turnlng 'Ihe Three Lrt tle Prgs rnto a psychologrcal study Wow' Thats the thln about thrs season Everythmgs been so darned orrgrnal Take that band at Dlfty Drlls rn The Vrllage Whod haye eyer thou ht you could get such good Drxleland out of nothing but flutes9 Broadway or no Broad way Id grve that my vote for the best fun rn New York Per sonally for our money we d haye chosen Betsy Thayer who domg thrngs to Bubble Dancrn, -that haye neyer been done be fore But as Leslle Keebler rs not the ort of person to drsagree mth we contented ourselye with merely rea sertrng that 1963 ha rndeed been a yery good year Overheard ln Central Park LT Nancy you cant rlde hor eback from the moon to Long Island' I dont care Joy As M1 Hors woman of 1963 I have cer taln obllgatlons to my publrc What s more I yy ouldn t u e your old Red Rocket Llnes Moon Express anyway It rsnt safe Your MG was bad enough but those rockets are just the end' Clmzcal Notes If. took our pet possum to The Abbott Ammal Clrmc to have nts ears cleaned and gathered the follow mg mformatron Abbotts was orlgmally a home for Indrgent Ducks and all went well untrl the ducks started a Lonely Ducks Club Wl1I'lll'l the organlzatron at whlch trme Mrss Abbott deemed lt necessary to Introduce new anlmals to keep them company Dogs cats raccoons mrce and platypu e responded to the call but therr comlng caused new problems Ducks do not get slck do s cats raccoons mrce and platypuses do Mrss Abbott found herself forced to call rn spe CIHIISIS to treat t h e 1 r varrous arlments ,l Chapman rlved to take care of the cats and branched out to start a matermty ward for Cats of the Stre t Nancy Savage took over rn the newly created mouse de par tment and was soon workmg on a plan to replace the Russran Bear wrth the Russran Mouse Eugema Baker cons nted to tac kle the neurology problems fHer Frye Causes of Kidney Stones rn Webfooted Anlmals was a re sult of her Abbott s exp rrence l Noon rt became eyrdent that a research center was needed to handle the obscurer dr eases Banda Rowland was therefore called ln and had not been there tyso weeks before he dlscoyered a fifth appendrx ln the ,lapanme beetle Before the founder knew what was happenrng she had a first clas clrnlc on her hands We learned all thrs from MISS Abbott herself who was unable to conceal her pride rn the clmlc llaye you ey er had to turn any anrmals down? we asked Never' We ey en fixed up Eleanor 1D1drrcksonl Ixent when she hurt her wrlst rn the Open That wa the fifth year she won the champronshrp I thrnk We were extremely rmpressed with the whole thlng but as rt was almost five o clock we sard good bye and took our possum who e ears were p0Sl1lVC1y hm mg home agaln Parnc II have always had a chlldlrke fascmatron for large slgns that flapped eagles wrngs rn neon or cas caded water over waterfalls r blew round smoke rmg out over our head But the srgn we saw blue background two orange grrls came skrppmg out turned prnk and stopped suddenly turned lavender and pulled thelr skrrts up hrgh above therr heads lrevealrng modest drawersl and hnally turned brlght red and beat a qurck retreat Instantly the background swrtched to yel low and a large DON T PANIC' appeared rn purple llashrng on and off Whrle all thrs was go ng on a mrnrature arrplane was wrrtrng Scott Lockhart Antr Panrc Prlls over and oy er rn bold Cflpl rn the arr aboye By the trme rt was all oyer we yvere so thoroughlv panlckcd that had we not happened to have a Scott Lockhart prll handy there rs no tellmg what mlght have hap pened vcrorsyrtr. INTELLIGENCE Out of the entrre Agnes lrwrn School graduatlng cla s of 1934 not one grrl ecame a pro fessronal model an athletrc coach at Irwrn or any nerghbor rn male lnstrtutron the mother of a football team or the Pres: dent of the Lmted States - ' I ' : s - ' ' ' s ' f Y. y . V S V. . . C ILS M ' s ' T S. . ' I 7 ' ' 7 , . ' ' I . . . 1 , - s . 1 I .I ' ' . . ' L' . . ' ' . ' ' v ' ' 7 . S y . . . . . 1 v 77 as Q - . V V , . . S . I . ss 7 . , 'I -SS ' Y ,, . . - ' 9 ' ' . ask Y , , 1 ' ' 1 . 7 , 9 Q . . . 7 . . . . s ' 7 . . , . 4 1 a ,, , . U v ' 1 - ' 99 . . . ' . ' ' Y . . ' , V A , . V . V ' , , A . . . ' 3 S ' 9 1 I I . , . 66 77 ' ' sc' I ' I , , . . y . . , t a 9 . . . . s . , ,, . . . . , . . . . , . . . . ' 0 . . 5 l Q ' I V - . as usual, spectacular as the srng- . last week takes the cake. On a ' ' 9 9 7 v . ' s s . . . Q A V . 1 I 7 G6 77 ' 9 ' . U . C. . , , . . . n -Q l a , . , . , . 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1965 THE TALK OF THE TOW L feel the standard of educatron of the I mted States rs undergoing a serrous change frr the worse l ndcnrably the schools of 1961 are not as good as the schools of 1934 We happened to prck up our young son s first grade book the other day and rec ned qurte a shock when we read on page fue the followmg xerses 'Klan lour e and Paulrnc On knrttrng were frrghtfully keen They knrtted o good That as qurek as they could They each got a man at erghteen Two grrlre named 'Newlrn and 'Nlrlls Haye a lore for lNew Nlexrcan hrlls No rn Santa l'e They taught lnjuns to play A mr htx lrot hu le for t rrll The whole book was full of stuff like thr lranklx we thrnk the subject matter rs 1 o IIHPTONC ment at all ner the See e dog catch the hall phrases that we were brought up on but asrde from that rts perfectly awful lang rsh Xnd rt rs a pretty 'food example of the state of cduca tlon lll our elementary schools today Another rndrcatron rs thr Myrna Preldrng business That a trusted suond grade teacher should ln charfed wrth prertrn' rer tudr nt ears for carrrng rn rece 1 a serrous reflertron upon the general eondrtlon of the faculty We know that a few people are already strugglmf' to n prose the srtuatrorr Sandra Qpurdle ha done an excellent job rn introducing the tudx of philosophy into her natronwrd nursery program and the contrr butron of Co Mayor Bergurdo who has tcmporarrlx left the ad mrnrstratlon of Philadelphia the hands of her colleague Co Mayor Clark rn order to help Kefauyer conduct hrs lIlXCSllg3 tlon cannot be underestrmated But the fact remarns educatron rs not all rt should be nd somethrng must be done Gorng Places9 WEEK or two ago we got an announcement of the Frfth Annrversary of urllmans Trayel Agency place the card sald confidently where those who want to fro places are help d by one whos Hone The one who had gone rt seemed was hayrng a sort of yrsrtors day wrth drrnks rn honor of the occasion which we rntrrgued were determrned not to mrss Wherr we showed up rnxrtatron rn hand we were greeted ln Mrss urllman rn person who proceeded to take u rn tow The burldrnv rtself was qurte a noselty haxrng beer clesrffned by Lantzrnger m the form of a grant Scottie They re an obsessron wrth her w r ptred our hostess bhe rs a lrttle odd but eren o she managed to rapture the Best Dressed lady rr rtect ute for the tlrr tlne Nhr wears nothrng ut Tryon ereatron you know s we tourec the bur IIN' rom ears to tall 'Nlrss ull man reva fd u with f owmf arroun o he afftnu sucus ts ur secret sre sard I the r 1 xrdual approach For exert place our clrents want to go we hare a specral seryrce To rllustrate her pornt she showed us a de k that had HI LEHIGH parnted on rt rn hw red letters Thats ,lean Alexander s desk She holds the record for Lehrgh l nnersrty excursrons yet she does exery thing rn her power to help others equal rt 70 000 trrps Ol course what were proudest of rs our Florrda berrlce ,loan Marcus IS head of rt bhes the sun tanned one or er there wearrng a sarong And once you actually get down south Betsy Crozer takes orer and prosrdes eseryone wrth an older escort She finds them at the race track We feel rghed Miss urllman happrly that rn our lrttle way weve been able to do so much for so many For Instance hare you read Elrzabeth Petersens new book Me and the lxmg of Slam 9 Well any way rts just choekablock full of cold hard facts and she went there first on one of our tours Ol' course youre heard of Elrse deBranges the famous neektre parnter whose tres are berng ex hrbrted rn the Lourre Well t was urllnran agents and none other who helped set up her tudro rn Parrs Whats more had rt not been for us Ann Xoung would neyer hare seen the Arahran Desert at all and then where would the Forelgn lc ron he ' But look oyer there she sard uddenly b eakrng off Our greatest trrumphl W looked where she was porntrng an saw a blond rrsron sur rc u rdel ln men and talkmg at ar amazrnf rate The Duchess f llorrhestor th Prllar of the r Hex youngest daughter r prnntd to tht lrrnce XX ale X Hepburn of ra dclphra before her marrlage We drdnt hare to ask who had gotten her to England rn the frrst place n L9 l oo . 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L T ILL A I lean Alexander do herebs bequeath to March Lockhart the Valles Forge Taxi Sersne ssnth hopee that Qhe lc able to Stand the Gtraln of ssnld daehc to Qchool better than I I laulzne Carrzgan do herebs lease to ms QIQICI Joan the prlsllefrc of bemg a Carrlgan I June Berguuio lease a box of earplugi to all unfortunate Qoule ssho trs to concentrate during fifth perlod tuds hall ss hlle thc middle Qchool hase eontecte ln the 1orrl1ler to Qee vsho 1an make the most IIOIQF I lielsy Cro er do herebs lease to Phoebe Nnn Illles the rlght to ahock her friend sslth those Mondas moxnmg talea of older men I Leslre Ixeebler being of Qound mlnd and bods lalthough the car IQ not! do herebs lease ms old blue buggs llf xt 1 stlll runnlngl to my slster Ls nn sslth hope that Qhe sslll hase better luck Qtartxng lt on thofe cold MIIIICI mornmgs I Eleanor Isent bequeath ms place ln French Remedial to ,Ioan Mulford I Fran Harrzs do herebs lease to ms Glster Betts the mce warm Seat near the radlator 1n IE I Belsj Pelersen lease M1 In h '1 fonfolat on the teachera Ill eollegze sslll hase ju-t aa hand a tune deupherlng ms l'l.1llilINI'lllllg I los Carpenter do herebs l11s1 tl11 tradltnonal bottle of sunshme to ans needs unlor I Amory Zan! UIECF bemg. of :ounl mlnd and bods leave to ms Qlater Kate NIZMIBIIIIPS Qhoulder to ers on ln time of nccd I Callw Barnefl lease to ms couaxn I'I llll IC brau r ms hoekes Qtlck ssxth hop that '-he mas ease the famnls namf bs ,. ttxn Into at leaet one hoel-:cs fame before the final sshlatle blossi ar,.o Tsron l1ase to the 1 1 ms Sl t1r ant u mon tm 1 rare ouaexo Q s INII the bos are allossul :ns brothfr sanrla Roulanrl 1l1 l1er1 bs I1 1s1 all ms ss true tu t11 -1 1 11 l lozrazne Hepburn I1-asc ms abllnts to talk fait to Madame Ilouhneau NIIII 1 p Q that he sslll annos ms 1 n ren 11s ll I tour c sull Qpeals sslth a Goutmern drassll ae much a I hase annos ed her I fo Chapman lease the ness blolovs lab lo all the llttle amoeba I Ilan lou Cau per do helebs lease to ms we cr Xnne one trclset to Princeton ssl uhopc ssl Q une cas ne a me to u1 1 ss 10101 1aseto 1 lro tn dl l1lnf'Qt1dt1a 11 lr YPIINI ,. Asif 1r I1 I Flzse IIPHVIIIILPC do her1 bs lease ms -tholaralllp at the bln nre In t1tut1 mf Xrt lu ans el1g.lble Junior 1. 1. 1 1 1. 1 1 .1 ' 11 1 . 1. 1 3 'N ' 9 ' I 1 ' ' 9 C , . 1 I I a S 1 1 I X Q 5 1 1 1 a V . z , , Q , .1 .' ', ' . f - 1- 1 J - as 99 ' S ' ,. . 1 . - 1 . 1 . 11 1 .1 1 1u .1 i I 0 1: - n ' , 1 . . . , 1 , . I , 1- 1 'v 5' iv ' 1 L1 . f 1 - 'SS 5 . ' ., I 1 v e ' ' f - - 1 1 11 s ' ' - - ' n f ' 1. . 1 1 . 1 1 . - , H , Q - ' ,e 1 L - s . I 1 , , ' 1 ' .' I L I e , 1' 1' . ' es 7 Q 1 1 f s ' V . 1 up ' 11 ' L - ' 1 I. .ll ' . ' ' ' s'l1o1 l all 1' - S. I. I I s' n. 1 - 1'S '? . 1 . I.P ' , 1 '1 'l 1. 1' '1r '., 1 l'. l11l. I ll T' S 'I 1 1' 1 . 11 ' 5 . 'I - ' 'l - I , 1 S . . 1 . , ' ' ' ,.1' ' 5. A , - . . . .' 1 , ' ,, ' . .. 1 1 . 1 . 1 . .. , . -'tl -s she ll .1 I 1' I llf sr il. I. Iif1.1' Tl 1' '. I ' M 's. lla t l I -gl' l1'l' ,.. l' l If I1-' I oll mg -on- 1l'l'lllIl the 'I'h'1 - s are oser: tsso1l1rssll. tss 1 go. . . '. ' ., f 1 ' ' 1 I ' . ' , 1 5' 1 1 : 1 .1. . 1