Adna High School - Adonian Yearbook (Adna, WA)

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Prophecy F XMOUS ENGINEER INITERVIEWED Donald She1man xv ho of Ill the membe1s 1n h1s g1aduat1ng class of 1939 vxas voted the Man Most L1kely to Become .1 Suc cessful Eng1nee1 has donc just that Whxle our sc1cnt1sts uc fevemshly atten1pt1ng to xeach Mal s vvlth 1oclvets Dr Shel man 15 calmly bu1ldmg a b11dge tovv a1 ds When 1nterv1evv1ng Dr Sherman rega1d1ng h1S phenomenal success as an eng1neer he modestly 16 pl1ed I'm undoubtedly the g1eatest eng1nee1 that ever l1v ed It IS th1s same self COI1f1Cl6l'lCe that enabled She1 man desp1te publ1c oplmon, to reach the moon v1a an extens1on 1n the up vvard d1rect1on of h1ghvv ay She1 man adm1ts hovv eve1 he does have h1s pro blems w1th brldges Don complalns that these days 1t's hard to f1nd a really good dentlst THEORIST HARD AT WORK Reporters eve1y'vxhe1e agree that obtauung pe1 m1ss1on to 1nterv1evv the late Elnsteln was noth1ng compared to see1ng D1 Patr1c1a Tanksley Dr Tanksley vv ho everyone knows has ac qu1red great fame through he1 complete rev 1s1on of geomet1y M1ss Tanksley became mterested 1n the subject vvhen attendlng Adna H1gh School She proved beyond doubt that the shortest d1s tance betvveen tvvo pomts IS not a st1 a1ght 11ne' My 1nterv1evv vvas vely short for Dr Tanlvsley p1 efexs to lose herself 1n he1 labo1ato1y vvh1lc dcvcl opmg nevv theorn1s Shc d1d not dxsclose hex latest pxoject but d1d say she vvas vvorlvmg on a nevx angle HOSTESS QU ESTIONED M1ss Pat W11son v1 as quest1oned concern1ng the fo1ced landmg of her jet st1ato uaxser carrylng Bladdama1 Vodka Pxe m1e1 of Russ1a The plane vv as fO1CCd to land vs hen numbel 2 3 and 4 eng1nes qu1t runnmg It vvas chsclosed that M1ss Wllson h 1d used bob by p1ns on the alter bu1n ers dl aft mechamsm Afte1 fu1 ther quest1on1ng lt was d1scovered she thought someth1ng vvas vv1ong and had hurr1dly p1nned them shut What 1eal1y fmed them was when she bent them Wlth a ham n1er to make them stay U S GOING TO THE BIRDS Dav1d Blrdland Tramm famed vv1ldl1fe man and lead1ng expert on orn1thol ogy IS constantly 1n the news as a 1esult of h1s controvers1al statements T1 amm dur1ng a news COI1f61 ence stated that he had observed a very dan gerous mcrease of over 3 1X2 m1ll1on more b1rds than were recorded ln the prev 1ous geophysxcal year T1 amm concluded by say1ng In my op1n1on th1s country 1S go1ng to the bll ds POSITION OF MOON CONTROLS SIGHT M1ss Earlene Alhson long troubled by a former seem1ngly loss of s1ght has 1el1eved he1 mlnd by a nevv d1scove1y Today she released her very mterestmg theory -Xt a ce1ta1n pos1t1on when the moon IS full 1t can seemmgly elase objects fl om v1evv YBd1S ago M1ss -Xlllson vx as alax med vvhen everyone else savv flogs on the 1oad He1 pos1t1on v11th the moon n1ade It lmpossxble to see them HABBENA ST -XFFORD RUN STATE W1th an over vvhelmmg major1ty M1ss Sandy Hab bena defeated her opponent 1n the 1ecent gube1nator1 al electlon She promptly appomted her good fr1end amd campa1gn managex M1ss She11a Stafford as he1 ch1ef adv1sor People generally feel that her ve1y dec1s1ve v1c tory can be attrlbuted to her advocat1on of abol1sh 1ng all state taxes I was fortunate enough to acqu1re an 1nte1v1ew w1th the talented Habbena Stafford team Ask1ng the very obv1ous quest1on Aren't you worrled about how the state vv1ll procure funds for lughways edu cat1on etc they qulckly repl1ed What us worry we read Mad' ll RUNS THE MILE Many people feel that M1ss An1ta Olson IS by far the greatest woman athlete ever She recently rewrote track and f1eld event's h1s tory as she almost s1ngle handed won the O1ymp1cs One of her more out standmg accompl1shments was the runmng of the mxle 1n the record breakmg t1me of 3 m1n lo 6 sec Tlus reporter vvas un able to acqu1re an 1nter VIEW w1th the novv famous lVI1ss Olson but her mo ther tells us she developed th1s phenomenal body strength While chas1ng cars as a youth MASON BACK HOTEL TYCOONS Recently tlus 1epo1te1 vvas fortunate enough to acqulre an 1nterv1ev1 vv1th the famous n1ult1m1ll1on alre Frank Money be t Mason Mason vvho novv ovvns 7375 of the WO1 ld s hotels attr1buted much of lus suc cess to the shrevxd trans actxons of lus beautiful busmess manager and nan cee', MISS Barbara Back Mason expla1ns how he rose from the status of a bell hop to that of a weal thy wonder boy 1n th1S vvay Conrad H1lton happen ed to be buy1ng the hotel vvhere I was worklng as a bell hop Knowmg how he enjoyed monopoly my fx ancee' challenged h1m to a game Thls was the usual game except for one very were play1ng for real ho tels Thanks to my paxr of loaded d1C6 Inow own all of the former Hllton hotels plus several othe1s MORGAN CONTRIBUTES M1ss Betty Morgan f1ancee' of the famous jet p1lot Woody Slpp has desxgned an 1mportant part 1n the structure of our new jets Upon the 1nterv1ew of MISS Morgan she stated that she des1gn ed the part to 1rnprove the morale ol our armed forces As the plane travels through the a1r th1s l1ttle jewel Wlll ass1st our p1lots lu every way by creatmg an 1nsp1r1ng atmosphere When 1nterv1ew1ng one of the p1lots who tested tlus neu plane he stated, That was the best KITI has ever been heard ten thousand feet above the ground! 1 - ' , ' ' ' ' V - V ' ' . . . .. 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