Adna High School - Adonian Yearbook (Adna, WA)

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Class Prophecy ADOLPHSEN, NORMAN: Band leader. World-renowned band leader and drum major. He recently signed a ten year contract to lead' the equally famous E. C. Weber Marching Orchestra. During the winter months Mr. Adolphsen is a star performer with a troupe of traveling acrobats. BOCHE, RAY: Television specialist. Television and radio maintenance specialist for Admiral Company of New York City, also designer of the new Bochevision with the sensational 5-D dimension. Also a famous T.V. comedian, Boche has a two-hour program daily, competing closely with Arthur Godfrey for popularity. Boche's theme song is Istanbul . CARROLL, KATHRYN: Baseball club owner. Upon conducting thorough examinations of green cheese cultures from the moon, she has found that Moon Chee-se contains high nutritive value. Miss Carroll feeds her championship baseball team a, strict diet of this cheese, and as a result, her team has a record of no defeats. CODY, RODNEY: Doctor of Science. Has just completed a nation wide sur- vey on the domestic habits of the American House Mouse, Dr. Cody has also obtained valuable information as to the whereabouts of the near extinct Shmoo once famous in the comic strip Lil Abner . COIE, CALVIN2 Secretary of Agriculture. Successful because of previous he has been in office. DeBOER, ADDISON: Industrial designer. Noted authority on Lane Cedar Chests. He is world renowned for his modern and highly dif- ferent designs. Also was former star on the Michigan State Football Team. Q DeBO'ER, WENDELL: Actor. Hollywood film star of the romantic type. Academy award winner in 1963 for role in t'Lover, Come Back To Me . Conducts rodeo tours as a hobby. FAY, BOBBY: Guide. Famous hunting and fishing guide in Equatorial Africa.. In his spare time he captures wild animals for Clyde Beatty. HAASE, BARBARA: Famous journalist. Is at present residing in Switzerland while writing a history of her ancestry. She has a part time job making holes in the Swiss Cheese. HEIN, ANNA: Concert pianist. She has a lead on the whereabouts of 'The Lost Chord . She thinks it contacted pneumonia. at the 1953 Daffodil Festival in Puyallup and is still recovering on the French Riviera. She is now searching that area. JOHNSON, BOB: Governor. Newly elected governor of Lower Slobovia. His favorite hobby is raising Siberian Pot-licker Hound Puppies. They make ideal gifts for lazy housewives. KERRIGAN, BEVERLY: Automobile racer. World famed automobile racer Ctwo tone blue FordJ who has recently made news headlines for capturing the first known flying saucer. She reports that men from Mars are very disappointing.

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i Class Will We, the class of 1954, of the city of Adna, county of Lewis, and state of Washington, being of sound mind-s and memories, do herby make, pub- lish, and declare this to be our last will and testament, hereby revoking any will or wills heretofore made by us. First. We direct that our picture be hung in the hall and be given due respect by all future students of A.H.S. Second. We give, devise, and bequeath unto each of the faculty the following: Mr. Bolton, a year with no laryngitis. Mr. Roundtree, a shortcut from Boistfort to Adna. Mrs. Scherer, a class that makes no failures. Mr. Robinson, two 7'3 giants for basketball. Mr. Weber, an automatic system of filing for his desk. Mr. Morris, a bus whose gears can't be stripped. Mr. Nelsen, an air conditioner for the chemistry room. Third. We give, devise, and bequeath the following to the custodians and cooks of A. H. S.: Carl Haase, a remote controlled broom. Roy Richter, a robot to shovel coal. Gladys Haase, Lydia Ickes, and Estelle Bolton, a class who likes their cooking as well as we did. f AFIoIurth. We give, devise, and bequeath the following to the students o . . S.: I, Addison DeBoer, will my climbing ability to Jim Stafford and Bobby Smith. I, Beverly Kerrigan, will my extra curricular activities to Tiny Smith. I, Norman Adolphsen, will Mr. Morris a private secretary to do all his library typing. I, Virgil Rayton, will my ability to get ahead of Gail in the lunch room to the entire freshman class. I, John Norman, will my 1940 Chevrolet to anyone who can fix it. I, Rodney Cody, will my math class and my trouble with cars to Joe Grigsby. I, LeeRoy Wisner, will my fortune to anyone who can find it. I, Gordon Young, will the rest of my life to Lois Orloske. I, Anna Hein, will my flirting ability with soldiers to Patty Walch. I, Lena Skoff, will my job as Girls Athletic President to anyone who wants an easy job. I, Tanny Thomas, will my ability to make typing errors to Mabel Grim. I, Ray Boche, will my sense of humor to Lois Torporke. I, Ray Wink, will my car to Janice Ozar. I, Kathryn Carroll, will my hectic job of Blue and Gold Editor to some unsuspecting Junior. I, Janice Tramm, will my small feet to anyone who can find shoes to fit them. I, Bobby Fay, will my slowness at taking a shower to Lee Thomas. I, Calvin Coie, will my line of baloney to the guy with the strongest pitchfork handle. I, Elvin Mitchell, will my ability to miss school to Tiny Smith. I, Bob Johnson, will my ability to sleep in class to anyone. I, David Siegwarth, will my height to Jim Bureleson. I, Dan Olson, will my singing ability to Rocky Enbom. I, Wendell DeBoer, will my bashfulness around girls to Donny Haase, I, Clara Marth, will my ability to talk fast to Bobby Smith. I, Marilyn Schmidt, will my ability to keep from going steady to Jackie Young. I, Barbara Haase, will my knowledge and love of shorthand to Susan Scherer.

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MARTH, CLARA: Court reporter. Famous shorthand genius in the United States Supreme Court. Avera.ges 200 words a minute in short- hand and sometimes can take down 250 words if they are hard words. In her spare time she gives piano concerts at Carnegie Hall. MITCHELL, ELVIN: Adna High School Superintendent. He introduced the 2-4-6 education plan. School two days a week-four months a year-with only six years required to graduate. NORMAN, JOHN: Doctor of Philosophy at Northwestern University. Devised the present plan for world unity and lasting peace. He was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for 1964. Q OLSON, DAN: Phychologist. Foremost authority on the mental dis- orders of the guppy. He reports that guppies have very intelligent brains on the average, which he may someday try to transfer to human heads. OZAR, EVALYN: Bookie. Owner of an establishment which handles wagers on horses at Santa Anita. She is currently being investigated by the Senate Crime Committee. RAYTON : VIRGIL: Journalist. Writes for the famous New York Times. He covers all the fashion shows around New York and attends all the high society functions. Leads a well rounded and successful life. His hobby is the task of returning pencils to Mr. Weber, Adna High School Commercial Teacher. SCHMIDT, MARILYN: Night club singer. World renown entertainer with main headquarters at Paris, France. On the side, Miss Schmidt owns and operates the Super Stay-fast Never Fade Hair Dye Com- pany in Albany, New York, and is doing very well for herself. SIEGWARTH, DAVID: Famed scientist. Known for his invention of the jet plane that will run a life-time without refueling. It also is crash resistant and this is a great boon to women flyers. SKOFF, LENA, Snake charmer. The foremost official snake charmer of Mandalay, Burma. Travels world-wide with husband, wealthy cattle rancher in Argentina. THOMAS, TANNY: Archaeologist. Famous for his vast exploration of the Amazon River Valley and Tanganyika. Has considered joining the French Foreign Legion. TRAMM, JANICE: Hula dancer. A very accomplished hula dancer in the best known pavilions at Waikiki. In her spare time Janice takes care of her six adorable children, two sets of triplets, while her husband at- tends to his many coffee plantations in Brazil. WINK, RAY: Construction engineer. Drew up the plans for the bridging of the Atlantic Ocean. Al-so designed the St. Lawrence Seaway. In his spare time he replaces Yogi Berra on the Yankee team. WISNER, LeeROY: Fur trapper. - Traps in the lower regions of Deep Creek. Millionaire who can be compared with John Jacob Astor. Working on plans for the ecoomic development of this region. YOUNG, GORDON: World famous farmer. Invented a breed of cattle that when butchered can feed 2,000 people and only have to be milked every three days. They give 100 gallons of milk each three days.