Adena High School - Adenian Yearbook (Adena, OH)

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'Z' 90201011nicnic:if:iwxioioiaxiavioiuuioinainioiorioviosiniuioniarzoiaioiini siuiuiuioioc AA AAA , . . ,, WHAT'S WRONG HERE Mr. Hannahs: What law prohibits adultera- tion? Mary Marty: I am not sure, but I think it's one of the ten commandments. WASTED ENERGY Mr. Hanson in Physics class: David, can you give me an example of wasted energy? David Fox: Yes, telling: a hair-raising story to a bald-headed man. PRESENCE OF MIND Mrs. Hanson: We have been married for many years. Mr. Hanson: fWith a sighl Yes for all these years we have fought. Mrs. Hanson: fScowlingl What? Mr. Hanson: Iquicklyl Life's battles together, my dear. What are your future hopes? inquired the salesman. I have none, Sir, John Hall replied. Tomor- row is my g'irl's birthday and I'm worrying about the present. Clyda Mercer: What is in your head ? Mabel P.: Lots. Clyda Mercer: Gee, they must be vacant. VVhat Pandora's Box would contain today: A lipstick: an eyebrow pencil: some mascara: a box of rouge: two mash notes: three nickels: four pennies: mechanical pencil: wad of chewing: gum: a risque joke clipped from a magazine: some spilled powder: a dance proizram: fraternity pin: broken garter. LOST-My breath while coming to school fif- teen minutes late. Finder please return to Donald Wells. Alameda, while kneeling by her bedside praying said: Dear Lord, I ask nothing for myself, but just give my mother a son-in-law. COULD YOU IMAGINE Everyone getting A in Algebra. Henrietta Hobson not reciting to the Yankee Doodle. tune of Anna Mae riding a horse. Clarence Anthony studying. Nancy not talking. Virgie toe dancing. Fred Naylor with his hair mussed up. Fred Packer not talking about his dates. Georgia Crawford growing up. Edward Dudtlik havirlf: a date. Lewis Harrison not grumbliniz. Sara Moscrip not in mischief. He slipped on the peel of the wedding: bell. rioxuiotfrioiarioililozntmioilrioioioioioxoxoxozoxoq paznzoxoxozq 0 0.1 I i I l E S ! ! ! ! I ! ! l ! Q ! ! ! l ! ! ! ! Q 'S

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