Adamsville High School - Saladian Yearbook (Adamsville, NY)

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SENIOR LASS WILL My friends and teachers, I have been called upon to execute this last Will and Testament of the grand and glorious Senior Class of 1955 S6 If am' illiterate inbecile of the student body feels slighted :Ln the distribution of our ill begotten gains, please blame it on the mental fatigue brought about by the terrific amount of study forced upon us in our senior year. After long tiring periods of nod itation, we have decided to dispose of our material possessions in this mnnera ITD! I To these hard headed, mentally retarded Juniors, we leave our intelligence, our great learning capacities, our wisdom and a.ll of our other good qualities which we possess in enormous quantities. ITB!! II We also leave to the Juniors our bruised, beaten and bedraggled teachers, along with all used paper cups from the Pepsi machine. ITEM III To our good friends, the sophomores, we leave our ability to get along with Hrs. Cochran and one case of ear plugs so they can stand the senseless chatter of the Juniors. ITEM IV To this uncouth group of Freshmen, we leave our undying love for dear old A. H S ITEM V To this undoserving group of Eight Graders, we leave a dozen vhetstones so they'll always have keen minds for Hr Poole's classes. ITD! VI To the Seventh Grade, we leave a ladder to enable then to reach our high social standard ITEM VII To our beloved C71 teachers, we leave the peaceful quiet caused by our absence and our bright outlook on l:Lfo, so that they won't be saddened too much by our departure. Larry Hittle, leave Charlene Oliver to Leonard Jordan. To Bill Jennings I leave my love Practical Math Delmar Dutro, will my crew cut to Miss Eistettor. To Brian Foley I leave my respect for women. Helen Echelberry, gladly will Gene Vernon to Betty I-little To Sandra Middleton, I leave ly excess weight. Don Adams, leave my umhing love to Joyce Moore. To Gene Vernon I leave U respect for Hrs. Cochran Eugene Wright, leave Vera Butler to Lester Pronty on condition that he returns the 82.98 that I paid for her ring Gloria Durant, leave my cheerleading ability to Sadie Foster. Carol Hittle, leave IU extreme shyness to Zen Davison. Gerald Prouty, leave my little red bucket of bolts Ilford, to Jimmy Darner. Carolyn Lyons, leave W feminine ways to Jim Brewer. Dave Knicely, leave nv height to Freddy Dunant To Shirley Fliger I leave my slender build. Gene Siddle, leave nv immense store of knowledge to Rita Sherrick. Sonia McCarty, leave all IU heart-broken admirers to Carol Reed. Bob Sigrist, leave my position on the basket ball team to Gerald Bissonetto. Faye Robinson, leave ny ambition to be a success to Donald Steam, Herman Hutchison, leave my heart to Dorothy Bissett. Shirley Lane, bequeath my graceful manners to Pat McNichols. Rosalie Allen, leave Hawkshaas' Chevy to Iona Jennings to oat her dimer in Shelby Hayes, leave nv ability to milk cows to Hrs Cochran. I, Maureen Matchett, leave my wild and Wooly ways to Ettanao Graham, . . I, of I. N 1, , . 1, In I, Delores Bowden, bequeath nv short, dumpy figure to Patty Hatfield. I: In I. I, I, . In . I, T. In I, , 1, . I, . 1, .