Adams High School - Hilltop Yearbook (Adams, NY)

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Bob Corey leaves his turtle shell to Roger Dennison. Don Holman wills one Kraut” to Mr. Gordon. Sharon Beckstead wills her life membership card to the Meadowbrook to Shirley Groves. Mary Ann Brown wills her incriminating tapes to the bravest Junior who will hold yearbook meetings next year. Frank Crast wills his masculinity to Billy Preseau. Ann Whitney leaves a one way ticket to Panama to Bob Simpson. Roger Harris wills his ability to get along with Mrs. Bechtel to Marilyn Genga and Gerry Kellar. Terry Easton leaves his ability to get along with people to Richard Fish. Ronnie Newton leaves one left front fender from a ‘29 Chevy to Ron Reardon. Carol Pooler leaves her ability to get along with Mrs. Crumb to Mary Sul- livin. Howard Kalk leaves his ability to get high marks in Ag. to Ed Scofield. Lorraine Mullin leaves her English ability to any one who will take it. Joyce Bowman leaves her ability to trap her certain Rebel” to Diane White- head. Kathleen Mathews leaves her slim, trim, figure to Virgina Plantz. Vesta Bates leaves her position as Coach Kanes right hand to Flossie Plantz. Bill Fairchild leaves his ability to be absent from school the longest to Mrs. Hamblin. Bernice VanEpps leaves her ability to get and to hold on to a man to Jo Ann Corey. Carolyn Draper leaves her place in the cafeteria to Maxine Robarge. Five Senior girls mentioned within do leave to one kind Mrs. Howard 3 gals, of gasoline, one new set of shock absorbers and many thanks for the rides to and from school. To the Junior Class we will, all the rights- and privileges as Big Deals” and all the luck in the world. In witness thereof we have here unto subscribed our names and affixed our seal, the Twenty Fourth Day of June in the year of our Lord, One Thousand Nine Hundred and Sixty three. 17

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Cast Will and Zest ament We the Class of 1963 of A.C.A.C.S. Adams Branch in the county of Jefferson, in the state of New York being of sane (?) mind and sound body do make, publish and declare this our last will and testament, as such: First—We the class of '63 direct our just debts to be paid by one tired Mrs. Howard. Second—We bequeath the following assets do herein set forth: Pat Overton wills her flexible leg muscles to Pam Rhodes: See if it helps any. Gary Peyton wills his patience with his one and only to Larry Bockman. Bob Burns leaves his Southern swaggle to Rochelle Reardon. Rochelle Lennox and Gloria Switzer will their quiet ways to Gerri Kellar and Marilyn Genga. Barbara Cushing wills her resistance to breaking-up to Andrea Arute. Harold Gamble wills one pound of strong muscle to Wayne Smithers. Allan Bates wills his way with the Lorraine women to his cousin Ron Bates, (keep it in the family). Teri Larkin wills her wild and exotic week-ends to Billy Guyette. Peggy Scofield wills her ability for sports to Chloe Dealing and Sheila Sherman. Denny Taylor leaves ten frog leaps to Johnny Lantier. Dan Hines and Milton Davis leave one tractor and a set of chains to any girl who gets stuck in Rati and. Kathy Belloff leaves her ability to get along with Mrs. Dobbs to Albert Hyde. Bev Pooler leaves her height to Sallie Lennox. Shirley Macklen leaves her resistance to smoking and other habits to Ed Burns. Gail Brown leaves her ability to stay out of fights to Kathy Cushing. Mike White leaves his commission as a Colonel” to Rod Greenly. Charlen Park leaves her week-day paper route to Susan Snyder. 16

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Prophecy Rick Burton is one of President Kennedy’s new Brain Trusts. Dan Hines and Milton Davis now own a tow-away truck company in Rat Land. Seems that there are many parked cars on the road at night. Bernice VanEpps is helping Tom cut meat at Smith’s meat market. Bob Corey now owns a turtle farm in the West Indies. Some say he will own a small hotel soon. They say Harold Gamble is making a lot of money now. He is a vegetable salesman, known as the Green Giant, on television. Gary Peyton and his one time assistant, Charlen Park, are now owners of the Watertown Daily Times. Kathy Mathews and Lorraine Mullin are now running a clothing store for mother and daughter outfits. Molly Brown is the girl at the door of the mortuary selling wet handker- chiefs to those who are there out of curiosity. We hear Vesta Bates is now the star of a tag team wrestling at Madison Square Gardens. Gloria Switzer and Rochelle Lennox now have their names in lights all over the world. They changed their names to EXIT. We see Carol Pooler and Carol Draper are now mechanics at a well known garage working on bodies only. We hear Bill Fairchild is now head of the play class at a new nursery school. He specializes in cutting out paper dolls. We hear Colonel White has been court martialed for disorderly conduct by General Smith. Frank Crast now owns a girls gymnasium for the underdeveloped. How’s the figures coming, Frank ? Kathy Belloff, owner of the undertaking business, just fired her chief assistant, Bob Sheley, for negligence. Pat Overton and Teri Larkin, now fortune hunters, are stranded on a sand bar in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. We hear Barbara Cushing has been fired at the Hotel Adams for putting cigarettes in the Rotary men’s coffee. Roger Harris is now in charge of the spinach section at the Grand Union. How’s the muscles, Rog ? Dennis Taylor, alias Frog”, now lives in Cobbville. How's your magic twonger, Froggy? Donald Holman runs a sauerkraut factory in Russia. We hear Khruschev enjoys his krauts very much.