Adams High School - Hilltop Yearbook (Adams, NY)

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Sast lo)tf ancf Jest ament Marcia Jones wills her poise to Jenny Bice. Denny Kellogg leaves his wild ways to Frank Crast. Dave LaLone wills to Tom Waite a pressure cooker to can his corn. Georgiena Ludlow leaves her ready smile to Joyce Backus. Bob Mathews leaves his membership card to Barnes Corners to Dave Weal. Bill Martzloff leaves his big muscles to Roger Harris. Rose Moffett wills her job as official soup strainer to Betty McGrath. Sharon Rusho wills her athletic ability to Susan Alden. John Scofield leaves his speaking ability to Charlene Bangs, who should go far in this field. Nancy Scofield leaves her ability to avoid homework to Ricky Burton. Susie Stevens wills her chair in Senior band to Pat Greenley. Claudia Tamblin and Shona Sherman leave their ability to get their man and keep him to Lorraine Mullin and Kathy Mathews. Linda Taylor leaves her technique of skipping school to Sally Bumash. Norman Thomas leaves his acting ability to Bill Berry. John Trainor wills one pound of fat to Mrs. Howard. Craig Wagner leaves to Ed Remington a wolfing license to make his future escapades legal. Dick Waters leaves his cheering ability to Nancy Thomas. Pam Webb leaves her ability to stay slim to Phyllis LaCette. Dan Whitehead wills his basketball ability to “Highpockets.” Benda Whitford wills to Bev Macklin a grass skirt to go with her swing. Charles Wilcox wills his ability to get along with all the girls to Milton Davis and Harold Gamble. The Senior Class of 1961 leaves to the juniors all unpaid bills (which are many), one worn-out Mrs. Howard, all the rights of the seniors, and all the luck in the world.

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 Lasi Ti))iff ancf Testament We, the seniors of the class of 1961, in order to form a better student body, establish justice, insure student tranquility, provide for the student’s defense, promote the student’s welfare, and secure the blessings of the faculty for ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this last will and testament for student body of Adams High School. Kathryn Barker leaves to Mr. Jackowski peace of mind—which he never had when she was driving. Pat Bechtel leaves her telephone numbers to Barb Cushing. Marie Berry leaves her high knowledge of math to John Burns. Don’t confuse your angles, John. Thurston Brown leaves his “star” athletic ability to Bruce Whitehead. Joyce Corey leaves to Lynda Snyder her history notes. Linda Crast wills her ability to go steady to Sandy Bice. Betty Dack leaves 3” of her height to Denny Taylor. Sandra Dillenbeck wills her ability to get along with Mrs. Bechtel to Linda Holley. Linda Draper leaves her position as Mr. Scholtz’s official errand girl to Jean Gillespie. George Flaherty leaves his harem to Wayne Rusho. Lorie Fyderek leaves her good nature to Teri Larkin. Dave Gibbs leaves a battered fender to Pete Jones. Georgia Graves leaves her ability to blow bubbles with her bubble-gum to Mr. Scholtz. Abby Hewitt wills her constantly wagging tongue to Judy Richmond. Janet Hodder wills her ability to keep talking to Gerry Kellar. John Illingworth leaves his ability to get along with the faculty and students to Rodney Greenley. Jack Jones wills his ability to avoid the girls to Ed Woodward.

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( ass JJrop iecu June 26, 1971 Dear Diary, Tonight on a local I V station, the lives of the class of 1961 were given because of some of the strange happenings although it was really to he expected. We see now where Dave LaLone is manager of the “Grand Union.” He helps keep his wife, the former Lorie Fyderek. in training with a union of their own. Georgia Graves, woman inventor, has now discovered a new hair-dye, “scorange.” John Illingworth, now dictator of Cobbville, has formed a pact with his idol, Khrushchev. Sharon Rusho, who is the new physical education teacher in Water- town, is having a hard time finding a place to keep her horses. Mrs. William Martzloff, alias Kathryn Barker, is very busy caring for her seven children while her husband is working hard in his olive factory. David Gibbs now owns his own beetle farm. He invented a new beetle juice. Pam Webb and Brenda Whitford have started their own “Eye Glop” factory. John Scofield owns and operates a large farm near Adams. Marie Berry is now a “blackberry” picker in the Southern bogs of Cobbville. Marcia Jones, who is head of the “Old Maid Society” of Worthville, has just made headlines by eloping with the head of the “Bachelors Club.” Denny Kellogg has joined up with the Harlem Globe Trotters. Abby Hewitt, who started out to be an airline hostess, is now a blimps mechanic. Star Brown and Squint Mathews, alias Thurston and Bob, have re- organized the A1 Capone gang. Janet Hodder has entered a contest to see who can talk the longest. The last I heard she was ahead by 220 1-2 words. 14