Adams High School - Hilltop Yearbook (Adams, NY)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the seniors of the class of I960, in order to form a better student body, establish justice, insure student tranquility, provide for the student's defense, promote th student's welfare, and secure the blessings of the faculty for ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this last will and testament for the student body of Adams High School. Bill Babcock leaves his drawings to Linda Taylor. Ruth Berry wills one lock of hair to Mr. Gordon. Don Bockman wills one oil well and 1 2 interest in a Texas longhorn ranch to anyone who wants to go to Texas with him. Henry Busier leaves his favorite parking place to Dan Whitehead. May he put it to good use. Jerry Cool leaves his combination to the safe to Dave Lalone. Pat Cushing leaves her letter writing to her many friends to Charlene Bangs. Brenda Delano wills her fondness for history to Marie Berry. Joanne DeMarse wills her singing ability to Lorie Fyderek. Penny Genga leaves a frozen pizza to Mrs. Howard to eat in English class. Daryl Graves reveals the secret only her hair dresser knows to Nancy Thomas. Dave Hatcliff leaves one Kiss Susie's mother will never find out about to Susie Stevens. Pam Holley leaves one broken headlight and crumpled fender to George Flaherty. Judy Jones wills her ability to go steady to Marcia. Kathy Lantier leaves a peck of spuds to Kathryn Barker. Phil Maitland wills his good nature to John Illingworth. Jim Marti leaves one pail to Cow Martzloff. Phyllis Martzloff leaves her waves to Linda Holley. Carole Overton wills her ability to chase boys to Sandra Dillenbeck. Julie Parker wills her athletic ability to Nancy Scofield. Albert Peyton leaves one victim of his hunting ability to Janet Hodder. Anna Mae Pitkin leaves her gym suit to Pam Webb. Joan Pooler wills her fondness for reading novels to Joyce Corey. Pat Pooler wills her typing ability to Coach Kane so he can type his own papers next year. Linda Sinclair wills her honesty on tests and one slice of gray matter to Linda Crast. Ronald Sloan leaves his left shoe to Don Smithers. Keitha Smith leaves her negro acting ability to anyone who wants to get blackened up. 17

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PROPHECY (Continued) Carole Overton is finally anticipating marriage. Men are flocking to her with thoughts of marriage to her money, and a gambling hall in downtown Redfield. Julie Parker, now Mrs. Omar Davis, is running a nursery school. Half of the students in it are her own. Phyllis Martzloff has started her beauty shop in Worth Center. She is making a small fortune on her unsuccessful beauty treatments. Brenda Delano has joined the Mounted Police and has gladly accepted the motto, one way or another, we always get our man. Philip Maitland is now emcee on the radio-television show, Bread of the City, (formerly Toast of the Town.) Linda Sinclair has graduated from a New York City modeling school and is now the famous Wheaties girl. Ruth Berry, following Linda's example of eating Wheaties, has grown to 6'4 and plays basketball with the Texas Cowgirls. Daryl Graves, now in Alaska with her husband, has managed to keep the polar bears remarkably white due to her high school experience with peroxide. Monica Vorce, Now Mrs. Robert Fulmer, is continuing her work as typist in Mr. Scholtz's office. She has a lot of little typists to help her. Bruce Thomas now runs his own feed store in the Siberian wastelands. Barb Waite is still trying to get her mathematics degree by continuing her studies in her father's bakery by counting donuts. Joanne DeMarse, after going through dental school and learninq about teeth, has formulated a new substance called Garnet Gargle. Eddie Smithler, who usually spent his spare time hunting, got most of his game near Belleville. He now has many little hunters. Pat Pooler couldn't bear to leave her seat in Mrs. Bechtel's room so she has taken up the position of her assistant. Albert Peyton, who is considered one of the best hunters of his time is now nick- named the Great White Hunter and makes his home with the natives of Africa. Anna May Pitkin now owns a controlling interest in the, 9 Maples. Keith Weal, known as Irv in high school is now known as Admiral Irving Weal at the Naval Academy. And so, dear Diary, I close, quite amazed at the way the class of I960 met with the ways of the world. 16

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT (Continued) Ed Smithler wills his ability to sneak out of school to Jack Jones. Bruce Thomas leaves one speeding ticket and a parking ticket to Abby Hewitt. Monica Vorce leaves her secret of how to get engaged to Lynda Snyder. Bob Wade wills a mop pail for work this summer to Gary Barr and also his rank as Sergeant. Barb Waite leaves her profits from the class treasury to the Junior class. Dolores Warren wills her silent ways to Teri Larkin. Keith Weal leaves his spare time to anyone who can find it. Bob Whitehead leaves one book of Fractured Fairy Tales to Thurston Brown. Ron Widrick leaves the words he never says to anyone who can get them out of his mouth. We all will to Mrs. Howard, one all day sucker, a package of garlic-onion potato chips and peace and quiet when we're gone. We the class of I960, also will to the class of 1961, our rights and privileges as Big Deals, any unpaid bills and all the luck in the world.