Academy of Richmond County High School - Arc Yearbook (Augusta, GA)

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W, . -P fr s - iii'-tltigfiig into it tlxnoxx digg, + 1 W A -... ,4- of nitro-methyl-diamino-bi-phenyl-hydroxy-benzyl acetate. Margaret Holland. research worker in Etymology, discovered that the principal part of the verb drink are: drink. drank. drunk. expelled. Maudie Mae Jarrel. can he seen at any time behind bars in a padded cell pick- inff microbes off spiders legs. Mary Kemp and Carolyn Swint are co-authors of the Pulitzer Prize Novel for 1901 'Pink Elephants l Have Met. The following is an extract from the first chiptel Omar Schmaltz rode gaily down the street on his velocipede. blithely strum- ming his zither. 'Heyy Omarf' called his friend Joe Grad. 'who was that lady I 'iseenw you with last night?' 'Puleezelf shrieked Umar.. jangling the strings and throwing hi clutch into free feeling. that wasn't a scene, that was an act! ' and smiling, the box fell dead. L eitrude Kitchens is manufacturing Sylpho for the Shylock Reducing System. Their logan is Lose a pound of flesh. Bob Lamar is going to open a mammoth laundry in Creenscut. President Al Smith Jr.. has been invited down to rip off the first button. Jack Levy operates a de-luxe barber shop, and now shaves every week or two. Sarah Mallard was married to her seventh husband recently. She talked the other iv to death. Mattie Lon Grimaud manufactures the Legless Bed for old maids who are afraid of finding a man under it. Jacqueline Marshall. the naturalist, has written a book entitled Dumb Animals I H ive Met and dedicated it to her husband. -Xlice Morgan has finally devised a means by which one can pass math. Her ad- vice 1 not poison the professor. because his assistant might give the exam insteadg but P01 on the professoifs wife and he will give you an :X out of sheer gratitude. lois Moses in a recent intelligence test. found that college students are superior in intelligence to Mongolian Morons. X11 advertisement in yesterdays paper carried this Girish Maiden. height 6 ft. 4 u wt 96 lbs.. glossy black hair at present. curly. white teeth, upper and lower, cost NZw 00 and tiny eyes and lips. Has 510, 000. 00 of her own and about 520,000.00 of other peoples. Talks baby talk if desired and looks cute in a kitchen while making water melon omelets. Bites her fingernails. which is very economical as she doesn't hare to have manicures. Object matrimony. Anyone interested write to Miss Margaret Moyef' Sam Mcflrearyz now a retired millionaire. made his fortune by operating a speak- east next door to the Medical College. I lewellyn Gibson holds a responsible position as official linguist for the United State Uoverninent. All foreign correspondence must go through her office. Fred Mull is the owner of the largest dairy in Blythe. The seventh of his ten famou rules is: Do not adulterate milk. Howard Mr-Uinty. noted surgeon. was heard to remark, L'The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Doris Nowell. the second Garbo. is much envied for her poise. it is said that he isnt upset even when caught eating Hot Dogs. Ophelia Ponder is an entertainer in a New York Night Club. She once said They laughed when I said l could tell a joke. but they threw me out when l told itf' Katherine Roe-ssler is now chasing radio-announcers with the same vim and two: with which she formerly chased football-players. Regina Richards was a dog-catcher in Memphis until she went insane. She wa then sent to South Carolina to teach school. Leopold Schneider is in the poorhouse after attempting to sell electric toasters in the breadlines. Xmelia Sheftall. noted veterinarian. is doing research work on the Treponima PdiilfilllIXl in cows. Mary Sheppard is in Spain studying Spanish literature. While there, she dis- .-'- ---- , . f.:1f 'T T '1 L' . ca L A iw .i I 'P If 2 .?,fQ o:'.w.'wam:o2. tt- 8r.r,,..1-2 1 vn,,fs,' ri Tnselillv-F our

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K. t ti xiii. i, -1 William Blitchington. the famous inventor. grafted a thimble into the pumpkin stem. and now any child can snuff the candle in a Jack-oil.antern by merely pushing the stem of the pumpkin until the thimble covers the flame. Sam Carstarphen is a paper doll manufacturer in Sanford. His bushy appear- ance is a compliment to all four. Once a week the society page carries the picture of Margaret Chapman who has been bitten by the society bug. since she moved to the high rent district. lt is said that she sleeps in an evening gown so that if she dreams of attending a social func- tion. she won't have to wake up to dress. Brainerd Currie is president of the Liberal Club of America. He likes to refer 1 to the courageous Idealism of Soviet Russia and prophesy the fate of Capitalism- America. Brainerd claims he cannot live in Russia because of the climate. f A'Woods Devereaux is the manager of a coffee-shop. whose slogan is: Use less sugar and stir like H-3 we don't mind the noise. Henry Drost. local manager of the A. S P. Tea Stores was recently hit by a A coal truck while delivering a basket of eggs. The eggs are expected to live. ' Nancy Fitzgerald has married a mind reader. He comes home often for a rest. ,l Neal Franklin is designing new type Zeppelin hangars in Akron. Ohio. The idea came to him while watching his wife. Alice Patche. yawn. Frances Forney has become a noted poet, A sample of her ingenuity is: Give me a sentence Ikey Said the teacher to the boy- ln which you use the word twopence. ' ' And Ikey said, Oi, Oi- F' 'ly Some bendits held mine fader up 'jj, Und den began to shoot 'jg Und dot's Yot's why he's lucky - He's got a twopence suit. 1 Heres mud in your eye. said Josephine Fry. the beauty specialist. as she , slapped the clay pack on Queen Maries face. -A Scotty Fulton, who was practicing medicine in Glasgow. has changed to the ' sugar manufacturing business when he became informed of his diabetic condition. 1. Ah. hal cried the villain. as he sneercd at his helpless victim. I am going to 5 throw you to my ferocious man-eating shark. But our hero just laughed and Zi laughed. 'cause h-e knew no man-eating shark would touch him. He was Robert Garrett. Agnes Gay has gone crazy trying to kill a cock-roach with a polo-mallet. Anna Goodwin and Sarah Traylor. former cheer leaders. are now train callers at .Q the Union Station. They are being assisted by Hobdir Indred. a Russian. who has -1 not yet learned the English tongue. Claire Graham is demonstrating electric corsets which are now very popular. ,c Her sales argument is: Down with the LORDOSIS Curvef' Mary Haggerty is editing a column in the Savannah Hawkeye. called Things . I Never Knew Till Now. X. This is some of the junk she writes: ', 'tThat Mahatma Ghandi did not win the title of Miss America. it 'i r 1 That writing a publication such as this is a darn nuisance. 1 .' Agnes Halford is elephant hunting in Africa. When she landed at Cairo. all y . the elephants broke out in a cold sweat. - Frank Harris is the wrestling coach at Brfenau. Here is his testimonial for the yi Strongfort Correspondence School: Two years ago I was a puny 97-pound weakling. ,-' and the boys teased me because l couldn't lift a copy of the Saturday Evrening Post. . J But since taking your course, I have become the 'Worlds Most Perflect Man' and l ' -i am able to open the windows on a street car. t Rudolph Heath is now selling patent medicines. and pink pills for pale people. U Margaret Heffernan and her gigolo are touring Europe. Ruth Hill is chemistry professor at California and is famous for her discovery .LT ,,tr'Q,w:.,,-0' .... ..- ---x.av.J'Nsagq1,N QR . NYT. 'in 'I' T s W' ' ' +1 'L' ' f e55:iusiI3i?:u.l3fcs'7lwiTt -e l 9' .5 -i ,'ftgf,:3:f.F1-1.-,.fi rf' .fo Qty bln., Y, I-'A as -AW ...vi I Twenty-Three

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