Academy of Richmond County High School - Arc Yearbook (Augusta, GA)

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,. 4 'vii .wi'fi'iw ' ' . it uv. mvuntlt-A 1, i '...'. ' 1 Class Prophecy f i xi ' Last Tuesday afternoon. we entered Mr. Talleyis laboratory with the intention of f explaining our cuts from his class. The room was piled high with mysterious- I looking apparatus and criss-crossed with complicated wire systems. A giant dynamo. ' .' sitting in one corner. was filling the room with the hum of its throbbing transformer. il'-I' and huge sparks. feet in length. were being sent out by the gyroscopic induction coils. , ' I Mr. Talley was perched gracefully on a table. munching a tender pink mushroom A 'h and scratching his right ear. Q Said he: By means of this intricate mechanism which is based upon the theory li. that time is the fourth dimension, it is possible to regress to the past or progress into Q., T the future. Now. watch. lim going to regulate it for 1952. and we will see who will K'-,ti then be in this room. He threw a switch. a dim light flickered on a screen and fy grew brighter. and in a few moments we were able to recognize the face of Mr. 'Ri' Talley. But what a wreck had time and toil made of this 'ghandsornei' man! But i.-.N did he care?-Noi-He seemed serenely unhampered by the mocking inhibitions of a 'V T repressed soul seeking triumphant expression through the masquerade of pseudo- i 1 realism in the suave juxtaposition of plane upon counterplane. Was he not laboring fi' night and day for the interest of science and humanity? He was perfecting the V Talley-Ho perpetual motion peanut grinder. His long. sensitive fingers. the fin- ' gers of a scientist and dreamer. toyed with the skull of a midget which served him as paper weight. Suddenly. out of a dim aperture in the wall. in staggered Frances , Garten. Mr. Talley exchanged a quizzical glance with the midget, fitted it into an i 1 ivory holder and lit it abstractedly. i ,I Suddenly Frances espied us and mumbled incoherently. We gasped, What are il y you doing here? and she answered jerkingly. l am the new Physics: teacher. Yes, Vi. a teacher! Picking up my tired feet. l hurried to the office of President Bill Hardy. A l . pleasant smile played around the corners of his desk and his eyes crinkled at the cor- ners of the room. He offered me a job and pressed one of the buttons on his vest. in-1' Immediately Dean James Skinner. Jr.. came in. 'Take this young lady to the .A ', Physics departmentf he ordered. 'Oh. by the way. have you found quarters yet? ifg No? l.et me seefyou had better use these for the time beingf He handed me a roll of quarters and stood up. l attempted to thank him but my fingers were all Q' 15 thumbs. Hardy rubbed a blue and freshly-shaven cheek against his shoulder and CL' returned it to his coat-pocket. 131 During our subsequent conversation. Frances Garten told us that she had just re- i4 it turned from a meeting of the class of '32 and that she, being the secretary, had a record of each member. The list was as follows: ily Margaret Alston is the author of a book Children Made Wiser. ln this she fl H' includes all those principles which she defended so vociferously. ' ig Agnes Armstrong. dean of women at J. C. A.. after reading that A little knowl- f.,'.', edge is a dangerous thingii installed a standard uniform for Co-Eds. Eleanor Beardren has just been fired from the position of teacher of psychology 5' V. at West Point. as a result of remarking. Now l shall illustrate what l have in lf' mind. and erasing the blackboard. ti Nl Niilawster is in the bawthf' stated the impeccable manservant. sidehurns curling if. slightly in scorn at my lavender shifting. Claring at him with my baby blue eyes, tl, l snapped. Announce me. He went over and tapped on the bathroom door. At if that moment his master emerged. He was freshly tubbed and shaved. llis hair was til as slick as a seal and his mustache glistened like twin bayonets in the morning sun. 'xiii His dressing gown showed lilies sprent. fair roses richly interblent with honeysuckle --ii overlaced and cowslips in the corner placedf, Hello, I said. and offering a cig- fd arette. Keep Kissable. He laughed appreciably. while buttering a piece of toast 'tl and dropping a fried egg. Pulling out a handsome hand-tooled leather notebook 1 and humming an aria t Aria Coming Out Tonight Mah Lindy Lou. if my memory -I serves me right.t I asked. To what do you attribute your success in the movies, Nlr. Blanchard. X, 1 . -.Wu V I . ,, . . ' lt Lv., , , - ,.,,,, J . , , , 'liihl 1 -v 1-5 2 j't.'fTfTr,.,g,-Q-71.3. Twenty-Tun

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K. t ti xiii. i, -1 William Blitchington. the famous inventor. grafted a thimble into the pumpkin stem. and now any child can snuff the candle in a Jack-oil.antern by merely pushing the stem of the pumpkin until the thimble covers the flame. Sam Carstarphen is a paper doll manufacturer in Sanford. His bushy appear- ance is a compliment to all four. Once a week the society page carries the picture of Margaret Chapman who has been bitten by the society bug. since she moved to the high rent district. lt is said that she sleeps in an evening gown so that if she dreams of attending a social func- tion. she won't have to wake up to dress. Brainerd Currie is president of the Liberal Club of America. He likes to refer 1 to the courageous Idealism of Soviet Russia and prophesy the fate of Capitalism- America. Brainerd claims he cannot live in Russia because of the climate. f A'Woods Devereaux is the manager of a coffee-shop. whose slogan is: Use less sugar and stir like H-3 we don't mind the noise. Henry Drost. local manager of the A. S P. Tea Stores was recently hit by a A coal truck while delivering a basket of eggs. The eggs are expected to live. ' Nancy Fitzgerald has married a mind reader. He comes home often for a rest. ,l Neal Franklin is designing new type Zeppelin hangars in Akron. Ohio. The idea came to him while watching his wife. Alice Patche. yawn. Frances Forney has become a noted poet, A sample of her ingenuity is: Give me a sentence Ikey Said the teacher to the boy- ln which you use the word twopence. ' ' And Ikey said, Oi, Oi- F' 'ly Some bendits held mine fader up 'jj, Und den began to shoot 'jg Und dot's Yot's why he's lucky - He's got a twopence suit. 1 Heres mud in your eye. said Josephine Fry. the beauty specialist. as she , slapped the clay pack on Queen Maries face. -A Scotty Fulton, who was practicing medicine in Glasgow. has changed to the ' sugar manufacturing business when he became informed of his diabetic condition. 1. Ah. hal cried the villain. as he sneercd at his helpless victim. I am going to 5 throw you to my ferocious man-eating shark. But our hero just laughed and Zi laughed. 'cause h-e knew no man-eating shark would touch him. He was Robert Garrett. Agnes Gay has gone crazy trying to kill a cock-roach with a polo-mallet. Anna Goodwin and Sarah Traylor. former cheer leaders. are now train callers at .Q the Union Station. They are being assisted by Hobdir Indred. a Russian. who has -1 not yet learned the English tongue. Claire Graham is demonstrating electric corsets which are now very popular. ,c Her sales argument is: Down with the LORDOSIS Curvef' Mary Haggerty is editing a column in the Savannah Hawkeye. called Things . I Never Knew Till Now. X. This is some of the junk she writes: ', 'tThat Mahatma Ghandi did not win the title of Miss America. it 'i r 1 That writing a publication such as this is a darn nuisance. 1 .' Agnes Halford is elephant hunting in Africa. When she landed at Cairo. all y . the elephants broke out in a cold sweat. - Frank Harris is the wrestling coach at Brfenau. Here is his testimonial for the yi Strongfort Correspondence School: Two years ago I was a puny 97-pound weakling. ,-' and the boys teased me because l couldn't lift a copy of the Saturday Evrening Post. . J But since taking your course, I have become the 'Worlds Most Perflect Man' and l ' -i am able to open the windows on a street car. t Rudolph Heath is now selling patent medicines. and pink pills for pale people. U Margaret Heffernan and her gigolo are touring Europe. Ruth Hill is chemistry professor at California and is famous for her discovery .LT ,,tr'Q,w:.,,-0' .... ..- ---x.av.J'Nsagq1,N QR . NYT. 'in 'I' T s W' ' ' +1 'L' ' f e55:iusiI3i?:u.l3fcs'7lwiTt -e l 9' .5 -i ,'ftgf,:3:f.F1-1.-,.fi rf' .fo Qty bln., Y, I-'A as -AW ...vi I Twenty-Three