Academy of Richmond County High School - Arc Yearbook (Augusta, GA)

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,N .,--'- - .X A ' 1 sifitifl'- 1:.yiilbs I Ill, 1: xlxlzmx r'Xr'fH3.I H' L 7ix'if.'.11 u. X , - ns. . ,, 1- If L ' -4 I -----.,,.-f' Last Will and Testament We. the 1932 Sophomore Class of the Junior College ot' Augusta. Georgia. U. S. A.. do hereby issue the following solemn proclamation to all whom it may concern. We declare ourselves to be of unsound minds and diseased bodies owing to a too close association with the faculty of the aforesaid institution. To our hypo- critical psychiatrists who have for the past two annums groped with us incompetently. being as they were insipid. asinine. ametrohemiaists we leave one large dose of mer- curous chloride. ITEM I To THE FACULTY To Justin.. Austin. Hcustin. Heustin. Lustin. Bovstin. Begue we leave one pair of small track shoes in order that he may represent Germany at the coming Olympics. To 0ssie Head we leave and dedicate one song entitled. And one Grasshopper jumped over another Grasshoppers back. To Prexy Skinner we leave one correspondence course on HOW to Sing. To Hoyseed Hardy one box of Boscoeis Bucolic Pills for beatilic blushes. To Kittyy Boggs we leave a generous supply of bricks to place under her Ph0rd.i' To Willie hladen we leave one pair of fur-lined electric ear-muffs. To Anton Paul Nlarkert we leave one years subscription to Ballyhoo. To Poppa Ellis one large box of toys for his youthful admirers. To Calcium Sulphate Scruggs one scholarship to Columbia University where he may gather experience for his masterpiece To Deacon Eubanks one funeral home in good condition to provide proper atmosphere for his dead language classes. To funloving. frivolous, Happeru Flisch one male genius who can cope with her massive intellect. To Corporal Goodwin one company of perfect freshmen who will smile when he cracks his stale jokes. To Pussyfoot Cordle one large box of cough-drops and one treatise on elocu- tion in order that he may expound his views in manly tones. To Chesty Sutton we leave a large part of Nlr. Etheridge's superfluous adipose tissue. To i'Charlie Mitchell one bottle of Tyrus Thompsons Tonsil Tonic so that he may speak in pleasing tenor tones to gum-gargling co-eds. To Fatty Hains we bequeath Lib Murray's extraordinary powers to solve mathematical problems. To Coofy Galloway one bottle of bromo-seltzer for use after hectic nights. To Mrs. Smith and little John we gladly leave two pairs of binoculars with which to watch the loving couples during the fifth period. And last but not least to Jo 'l'alley's S. O. T. Nl. A. D. P. l. L. M. U. T. we leave one case of Wildroot hair-restorer and three bottles of Sage Tea to bring back those once golden locks. Yi ,4I 'l?'d my 1'3.7fX7w fiY-23:1-t'5 wr: 2 2 ., Blillgixlx , ' N N i w,'!4fri.g3 Twenty

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,. 4 'vii .wi'fi'iw ' ' . it uv. mvuntlt-A 1, i '...'. ' 1 Class Prophecy f i xi ' Last Tuesday afternoon. we entered Mr. Talleyis laboratory with the intention of f explaining our cuts from his class. The room was piled high with mysterious- I looking apparatus and criss-crossed with complicated wire systems. A giant dynamo. ' .' sitting in one corner. was filling the room with the hum of its throbbing transformer. il'-I' and huge sparks. feet in length. were being sent out by the gyroscopic induction coils. , ' I Mr. Talley was perched gracefully on a table. munching a tender pink mushroom A 'h and scratching his right ear. Q Said he: By means of this intricate mechanism which is based upon the theory li. that time is the fourth dimension, it is possible to regress to the past or progress into Q., T the future. Now. watch. lim going to regulate it for 1952. and we will see who will K'-,ti then be in this room. He threw a switch. a dim light flickered on a screen and fy grew brighter. and in a few moments we were able to recognize the face of Mr. 'Ri' Talley. But what a wreck had time and toil made of this 'ghandsornei' man! But i.-.N did he care?-Noi-He seemed serenely unhampered by the mocking inhibitions of a 'V T repressed soul seeking triumphant expression through the masquerade of pseudo- i 1 realism in the suave juxtaposition of plane upon counterplane. Was he not laboring fi' night and day for the interest of science and humanity? He was perfecting the V Talley-Ho perpetual motion peanut grinder. His long. sensitive fingers. the fin- ' gers of a scientist and dreamer. toyed with the skull of a midget which served him as paper weight. Suddenly. out of a dim aperture in the wall. in staggered Frances , Garten. Mr. Talley exchanged a quizzical glance with the midget, fitted it into an i 1 ivory holder and lit it abstractedly. i ,I Suddenly Frances espied us and mumbled incoherently. We gasped, What are il y you doing here? and she answered jerkingly. l am the new Physics: teacher. Yes, Vi. a teacher! Picking up my tired feet. l hurried to the office of President Bill Hardy. A l . pleasant smile played around the corners of his desk and his eyes crinkled at the cor- ners of the room. He offered me a job and pressed one of the buttons on his vest. in-1' Immediately Dean James Skinner. Jr.. came in. 'Take this young lady to the .A ', Physics departmentf he ordered. 'Oh. by the way. have you found quarters yet? ifg No? l.et me seefyou had better use these for the time beingf He handed me a roll of quarters and stood up. l attempted to thank him but my fingers were all Q' 15 thumbs. Hardy rubbed a blue and freshly-shaven cheek against his shoulder and CL' returned it to his coat-pocket. 131 During our subsequent conversation. Frances Garten told us that she had just re- i4 it turned from a meeting of the class of '32 and that she, being the secretary, had a record of each member. The list was as follows: ily Margaret Alston is the author of a book Children Made Wiser. ln this she fl H' includes all those principles which she defended so vociferously. ' ig Agnes Armstrong. dean of women at J. C. A.. after reading that A little knowl- f.,'.', edge is a dangerous thingii installed a standard uniform for Co-Eds. Eleanor Beardren has just been fired from the position of teacher of psychology 5' V. at West Point. as a result of remarking. Now l shall illustrate what l have in lf' mind. and erasing the blackboard. ti Nl Niilawster is in the bawthf' stated the impeccable manservant. sidehurns curling if. slightly in scorn at my lavender shifting. Claring at him with my baby blue eyes, tl, l snapped. Announce me. He went over and tapped on the bathroom door. At if that moment his master emerged. He was freshly tubbed and shaved. llis hair was til as slick as a seal and his mustache glistened like twin bayonets in the morning sun. 'xiii His dressing gown showed lilies sprent. fair roses richly interblent with honeysuckle --ii overlaced and cowslips in the corner placedf, Hello, I said. and offering a cig- fd arette. Keep Kissable. He laughed appreciably. while buttering a piece of toast 'tl and dropping a fried egg. Pulling out a handsome hand-tooled leather notebook 1 and humming an aria t Aria Coming Out Tonight Mah Lindy Lou. if my memory -I serves me right.t I asked. To what do you attribute your success in the movies, Nlr. Blanchard. X, 1 . -.Wu V I . ,, . . ' lt Lv., , , - ,.,,,, J . , , , 'liihl 1 -v 1-5 2 j't.'fTfTr,.,g,-Q-71.3. Twenty-Tun