Academy of Richmond County High School - Arc Yearbook (Augusta, GA)

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,N .,--'- - .X A ' 1 sifitifl'- 1:.yiilbs I Ill, 1: xlxlzmx r'Xr'fH3.I H' L 7ix'if.'.11 u. X , - ns. . ,, 1- If L ' -4 I -----.,,.-f' Last Will and Testament We. the 1932 Sophomore Class of the Junior College ot' Augusta. Georgia. U. S. A.. do hereby issue the following solemn proclamation to all whom it may concern. We declare ourselves to be of unsound minds and diseased bodies owing to a too close association with the faculty of the aforesaid institution. To our hypo- critical psychiatrists who have for the past two annums groped with us incompetently. being as they were insipid. asinine. ametrohemiaists we leave one large dose of mer- curous chloride. ITEM I To THE FACULTY To Justin.. Austin. Hcustin. Heustin. Lustin. Bovstin. Begue we leave one pair of small track shoes in order that he may represent Germany at the coming Olympics. To 0ssie Head we leave and dedicate one song entitled. And one Grasshopper jumped over another Grasshoppers back. To Prexy Skinner we leave one correspondence course on HOW to Sing. To Hoyseed Hardy one box of Boscoeis Bucolic Pills for beatilic blushes. To Kittyy Boggs we leave a generous supply of bricks to place under her Ph0rd.i' To Willie hladen we leave one pair of fur-lined electric ear-muffs. To Anton Paul Nlarkert we leave one years subscription to Ballyhoo. To Poppa Ellis one large box of toys for his youthful admirers. To Calcium Sulphate Scruggs one scholarship to Columbia University where he may gather experience for his masterpiece To Deacon Eubanks one funeral home in good condition to provide proper atmosphere for his dead language classes. To funloving. frivolous, Happeru Flisch one male genius who can cope with her massive intellect. To Corporal Goodwin one company of perfect freshmen who will smile when he cracks his stale jokes. To Pussyfoot Cordle one large box of cough-drops and one treatise on elocu- tion in order that he may expound his views in manly tones. To Chesty Sutton we leave a large part of Nlr. Etheridge's superfluous adipose tissue. To i'Charlie Mitchell one bottle of Tyrus Thompsons Tonsil Tonic so that he may speak in pleasing tenor tones to gum-gargling co-eds. To Fatty Hains we bequeath Lib Murray's extraordinary powers to solve mathematical problems. To Coofy Galloway one bottle of bromo-seltzer for use after hectic nights. To Mrs. Smith and little John we gladly leave two pairs of binoculars with which to watch the loving couples during the fifth period. And last but not least to Jo 'l'alley's S. O. T. Nl. A. D. P. l. L. M. U. T. we leave one case of Wildroot hair-restorer and three bottles of Sage Tea to bring back those once golden locks. Yi ,4I 'l?'d my 1'3.7fX7w fiY-23:1-t'5 wr: 2 2 ., Blillgixlx , ' N N i w,'!4fri.g3 Twenty

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