Academy of Richmond County High School - Arc Yearbook (Augusta, GA)

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which he claims will forever abolish the necessity of studying Algebra. Miss Nora Lamkin is doing a rushing business at her lunch stand where she serves skinless hot dogs. Miss Margaret Bell is one of the diving beauties in the Johnny Jones Carnival. Miss Yirginia Sack is now head of the Department of Economics at Paine ln- stitute. Frank Clark has recently moved to the County Pauper Farm. because of the complete failure of his Krazy Kat drawings. J. C. King is now widely known as the creator and producer of Kings Cornw, a new brand of popcorn guaranteed not to gum, stick, or stain. Heed Henderson. popular editor of the Beech Island Gazette, is backing a move- ment to compel all children under three years of age to wrap up their hands in a sack to prevent them from sucking their thumbs. Miss Frieda Yates has gone into the 'tWELL business and it is said that she is certainly prospering. Miss Pearl Burnette has opened a bus line from Grovetown to J. C. A. She came over the course so much that now she canit stop. Miss Julia Edwards and Miss Grace Johnson, after years of study and thought, have reached the momentous decision that the postoffice is the best place to buy postage stamps. Miss Leslie Miller. professor of English at Agnes Scott. declares in her essay Spoken Speechi' that 'gAin't got no , HI seenn, 'iWe was . and other highbrow ex- pressions. are fast becoming correct, due to being so often used by J. C. A. teachers. Miss Agnes Story has made millions overnight. She was famous in her school- days for her superb strength and athletic ability. This fact was discovered by the Arm Sz Hannner Soda Co., who paid her one million for a photograph of her good right arm to be used in the place of the original trade mark picture. Miss Alice Legwen is known to her friends of Screenland by the bewitching name of '6Minnie . She won the famous role playing opposite Mickey Mouse, now por- trayed by Mr. Ellis. by her originality. and remarkable ability to model clothes. Miss lda Lee Ballentine. noted for her love of arguing in Mr. Galloway's and Mr. Eubankfs classes. is now the best Democratic debater in the United States Senate. VERNON Mfmnox Class Prophets JOHN SEWELI. l Jo PLUNKI-:TT Twenty

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position she held at Oxford. Buist Dowling has made a successful business of Crocheting bed socks for some of the football players who have cold feet. Miss Margaret Raymond who so successfully managed The Musketeeru now holds the high position as editor of The Police Gazette , Daily Mirror. and The Town Gossip . James Blanchard is the originator of the plan by which golfers shall replace the regulation balls with baseballs and the clubs with polo mallets. Miss Martha Walker, instructor at Lucy Laney. declares in an interesting article in the Atlanta Journal that Geometry now out of date should be replaced by the Walker Theory of Relativityu. Miss Betty Dunbar who has just endowed the J. C. A. in 5500000.00 with which to buy a bus for the Beech Island students. has at last told the secret of her success. To quote her exactly: By selling gold-bricks or counterfeit money to suckers. oil wells to fish. and farm lands in the Florida swamps to sharks. Joel McKellar is now back selling peanuts. after serving five years in Sing Sing for bootlegging. Miss Evelyn King is now a main attraction for the Barley and Bailum shows. being a phenomenen because of her ability to understand Mr. Hardy's Economics 68. Jack Shoemaker is now in Milledgeville. in padded cell No. 18975. It is said that his study of radio placed him in this fix. Miss Mary Branch. and Miss Georgia McDaniel. are engaged as a part of the J. G. A. Faculty. They have instituted a campaign for the promotion of good man- ners, which the J. G. A. so sorely needed. Miss Elizabeth Elgin, author of note. has just written History of the South. Miss Marguerite McKinney is now general manager for the Ware-ever Aluminum Company. Miss Ellen Emigh is a government chemist. at Washington. Miss Emily Lansdell has taken Mr. Ellis's place in the Science Department of J. G. A. It is said that she has been able to make science interesting. however. Mr. J. Benson O'Connor, t'quack doctor of note, has just published a book. How to Get to School on Timefi Mr. Read is still proudly exhibiting the chronological charts of Miss Alice Landrum, historian of renown. Miss Laura Akerman has just opened a school for the teaching of elocution. We wonder just how she did this, as her golden silence was infallible at J. C. A. Miss Nan Trowbridge has invented a detachable moon which is used over the land by people who wish to make love during the day. Miss Eulalie Gordon is now a full-fledge cow-girl on a Texas ranch where she teaches the hired help the proper way to brand calves. Lamar Layton, now a noted Mathematician, has just announced a formula Nineteen

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