Academy of Richmond County High School - Arc Yearbook (Augusta, GA)

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Class Prophecy o Q Yernon Maddox. youthful president of the Anti-Saloon League. leaned back in his chair. balanced a glass of AQLA PIRA on his knee. and raised thoughtful eyes to the ceiling. His expected visitors were late. How delightful it will be to see my old friends . he mused. How many things we will have to recall and relateli' A bell rang softly. and before he had time to rise. Mr. and Mrs. Sewell burst into the room. Yernon . exclaimed Mrs. Sewell lnee Josephine Plunkettt. Nwhy hello there . boomed Mr. Sewell ine John Sewell-strange. isn't it?l. 'Tm certainly glad to see you. said Vernon ruefully eyeing the broken glass and spilled water. '6lt's pure . he thought thankfully as he kissed Mr. Sewell and slapped Mrs. Sewell on the back. One could see that Mrs. Sewell was brimful of news. She insisted that she tell first all the news about their old classmates whom she had met in her trip around the world-and then they could talk. she said. Ed. Note-As Mrs. Sewell's discourse was rather lengthy and rambling, we shall set forth the essential facts only. As for the later conversation, you can't print that. Miss Emma Lester. famous pianist. who made her debut at the Lenox Theater last Saturday night, will give a recital at the Pest House this Thursday night, and will play at the County Stockade' Friday night for the benefit of her many friends there. Miss Anne Reab, the new movie actress who has just coppe:l ' the coveted Garbo title, will be in Augusta for two weeks. She will autograph her photographs at the following prices: Sincerely .l5: Cordially. .25g With love, .505 W'ith love and kisses. 81.00. A tax of .10 will be added to the picture! if wanted by a gentle- man. Pictures will be given free to men who have the name of Albert . Mr. Irvin Abeloff has recently discovered a way to clean fish without using water. He is now located at 4'Abie's Market in Grovetown, Ga. Miss Ollie Lambaek is now traveling representative of the Rest-Rightil Mat- tress Co.. where she serves as a sleeping example. Jimmie Nelson is running the largest Womens Beauty Parlor in New York. Miss Billy Kelly. M. A.-F. O. Bf-C. D.-A. A.-P. D. Q.-S. O. S. has been awarded the high position of Senior Mistress of the fourth grade at the Shiloh Orphanage. Here Miss Kelly will be instructor of Mathematics. filling the same lfighleen

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.a..as11-.i-'15 - Lrg, Y L' 1- l. as R.-A xv ' za. --ae.-4,3 -..'.-1 -v . . . . M . . - f . .11 . -V .ae - .-- -s---.F 1: cvs, V - Mary Alice Legwen leaves her consummate ability to Catherine Sullivan. Ellen Emigh leaves her duties in the Literary Society to Agnes Calaher. Margaret Raymond leaves her extreme individuality to Maudie Mae Iarrell. Joel McKellar bequeaths his vigor and animation to Charlie Bell. Ida Lee Ballentine bequeaths her bright red lipstick to Nancy Fitzgerald. Nan Trowbridge leaves her shy ways to Anna Goodwin. Anne Reab leaves her democratic spirit to Mary Frances Greene. Irvin Abeloff leaves to Frank Harris one debating complex so that Frank may be able to hold the chapel audiences spellbound as Irvin did for two years. I Lamar Layton leaves his fully equipped chemistry table to Neal Franklin so that Neal may perform experiments during his free periods. ITEM III NIISCELLANEOUS Martha Walker leaves one hundred of her extra quality credits to those Fresh- men making ninety-eight and above in all subjects. A , To Sarah Taylor we leave Hone dirty look . ' To the Clee Club we leave one pitch pipe so that the tuneless members may be pitched out. .. To the Dramatic Club we leave one hundred and two life-like dummies to fill A v, Q the auditorium seats so that their audience will be dumfounded and appreciative of li ff their efforts. A 'N Martha Murphey and Katherine Hull leave Junior College. tl The Sophomore Class leaves the Freshman Class one horse laugh. -1 A WITNESSES: AMOS AND ANDY SIGNED. NIADAME QUEEN, Teszazor -AGNES Sronv is if 1 r 'uh LN rt W 4 rl :gif 'I 1 it , 7' is A, it 5' is l . :Q 5 ' 9 yi w N I t W UE it gf rg ' Q lag ME rg 3: iff' Q. I U .Lf A ' A U C or .,,, .,,. 1, C v F are 4, qifyf d' gqkib' -. rt . ' V ls ' i ' I A l Seventeen

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position she held at Oxford. Buist Dowling has made a successful business of Crocheting bed socks for some of the football players who have cold feet. Miss Margaret Raymond who so successfully managed The Musketeeru now holds the high position as editor of The Police Gazette , Daily Mirror. and The Town Gossip . James Blanchard is the originator of the plan by which golfers shall replace the regulation balls with baseballs and the clubs with polo mallets. Miss Martha Walker, instructor at Lucy Laney. declares in an interesting article in the Atlanta Journal that Geometry now out of date should be replaced by the Walker Theory of Relativityu. Miss Betty Dunbar who has just endowed the J. C. A. in 5500000.00 with which to buy a bus for the Beech Island students. has at last told the secret of her success. To quote her exactly: By selling gold-bricks or counterfeit money to suckers. oil wells to fish. and farm lands in the Florida swamps to sharks. Joel McKellar is now back selling peanuts. after serving five years in Sing Sing for bootlegging. Miss Evelyn King is now a main attraction for the Barley and Bailum shows. being a phenomenen because of her ability to understand Mr. Hardy's Economics 68. Jack Shoemaker is now in Milledgeville. in padded cell No. 18975. It is said that his study of radio placed him in this fix. Miss Mary Branch. and Miss Georgia McDaniel. are engaged as a part of the J. G. A. Faculty. They have instituted a campaign for the promotion of good man- ners, which the J. G. A. so sorely needed. Miss Elizabeth Elgin, author of note. has just written History of the South. Miss Marguerite McKinney is now general manager for the Ware-ever Aluminum Company. Miss Ellen Emigh is a government chemist. at Washington. Miss Emily Lansdell has taken Mr. Ellis's place in the Science Department of J. G. A. It is said that she has been able to make science interesting. however. Mr. J. Benson O'Connor, t'quack doctor of note, has just published a book. How to Get to School on Timefi Mr. Read is still proudly exhibiting the chronological charts of Miss Alice Landrum, historian of renown. Miss Laura Akerman has just opened a school for the teaching of elocution. We wonder just how she did this, as her golden silence was infallible at J. C. A. Miss Nan Trowbridge has invented a detachable moon which is used over the land by people who wish to make love during the day. Miss Eulalie Gordon is now a full-fledge cow-girl on a Texas ranch where she teaches the hired help the proper way to brand calves. Lamar Layton, now a noted Mathematician, has just announced a formula Nineteen