Abraham Lincoln High School - Landmark Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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AMERICAN HTSTORY lLincoln EdiTionl X Y Z ATTair .. , . ,. 1,,,,.,,. . The inTermediaTe RegenTs Five Year Plan .aaaaaAaa,aA,aaaaaaaaa AA,.,,. our high school course Rugged lndividualisT ,a..,.,,,.a,aa,a,a,..,....., The senior who does his homework Federal CommunicaTions Commissionnme and The pupils in TronT oT me Era oT Good Feeling ,sss.ass.,.......,.ss,s.,.., aTTer The 8Th period Glorious RevoluTion ,.... A... . .-senior class day RighT oT DeposiT srs,........ ,.,.... s uggesTion boxes FourTeen PoinTs .ssasss.s .,..,,. o ur eco. mark Sinking Fund ,.,.....,...s..... ....,.. s enior dues CirculaTing CapiTal ...,.,,, .,,,,,, b ook reporTs Legal Tender .,......,.as,ss .,.,,,, T he pass Freedman's Bureau as...,...,aa.ssas, ,.,,.,, L incoln SweeT Shoppe K 2 Here are some meThods oT raising money ThaT The G. O. mighT Try. Levy an inheriTance Tax on noTes. book reporTs, review books. locks, eTc., inheriTed Trom Tormer sTudenTs. Levy an income Tax on all marks over 8570. Levy a progressive Tax on all subiecTs passed. Levy a regressive Tax on all subiecTs Tailed. Levy an excise Tax on admiTs and laTe passes. Levy a normal Tax on all marks over 6570. Levy a synTax on gypping. K X Generally speaking, school is a Tough rackeT. IT you answer quesTions brieTly in l-lisTory, you don'T know your sTu'lT. If you say a greaT deal. The Teacher Thinks you are blulifing. IT you go To class, you are annoyed Tor a period. If you cuT, you are suspended. K 77 Who is This Elsie De lL. C. D.l ThaT all The MaTh Teachers are Talking abouT? 44 Db Beniamin Franklin once wroTe: Only Two Things in liTe are cerTain- DeaTh and Taxes. We add, whaT a Taxpayer resenTs is ThaT They don'T come in ThaT order. C4 PP IT musT be very sTrenuous work To remain in The STudy l-lall. Ask any sTudenT There if he isn'T ready To pass ouT. LANDMARK

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A STUDENT AT LARGE Scene l The elaboraTe oTTice oT Mr. New Year I938. l938. dressed in a reveal- ing diaper, is pacing The Tloor nervously and seems To be impaTienTly awaiTing someone's arrival. The door opens and a secreTary announces The arrival oT Mr. l937. I938: Show him inl Mr. I937 shuTTles wearily inTo The room. I938 springs To help him To a chair and oTTers him a cigar. When he is comTorTa'bly seaTed- l938: Gee, l'm sorry l had To kick you so hard in TronT oT The cameras, buT you know how These Toolish morTals expecT To see picTures oT The old year being kicked ouT. I937: llflubiouslyl Yeah! Would They geT The shock oT Their lives if They ever saw us Talking Things over so amiably. I938: Well, ThaT reminds me. Don'T you Think we should geT going on The year's evenTs so ThaT l'll know how To pick up where you leTT oTF aT? l937: Uh huh. l Think we should. Now. whaT do you wanT To know TirsT? I938: WhaT abouT The siTuaTion in China .... Scene ll Five hours laTer. ATTer having Tinally disposed oT slighTly more im- porTanT maTTers .... I938: Now ThaT we've decided Mr. WilberT's Forum Group can'T Talk The .laps ouT oT doing exacTly as They please, how abouT swinging inTo some oTher club acTiviTies oT Lincoln? I937: IT all depends upon whaT kind oT swinging you mean. You should have seen Those kids go To Town under The experT insTrucTion oT Mr. Ball in The Tap Dancing Club. And Miss Bergman's and Mr. STeingarT's Tennis groups can cerTainly wield rackeTs wiTh ThaT Tree Teeling. lncidenTal- ly, if you'll lookin Look you'll Tind ThaT Tennis is one oT The besT sporTs Tor women. BuT, don7TVoverdo iT. Also. if you ouT on The baseball diamond. you mighT be lucky enough To caTch aglimplse oT Mrs. Zuckerman's charges swinging a baT LANDMARK