Abilene Christian College - Prickly Pear Yearbook (Abilene, TX)

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E w s x x N i 1 lPart ll Before you go on we present one pause that will undoubtedly refresh. We have always held some interesting theories about our institution of higher learning but were never able to ascertain their correctness . . . until now. We recently added a new and vital member to the yearbook staff. This new and vital member did some extensive research and unearthed some new and vital facts. As further preparation for the Learning Section we have compiled his findings into one graphic report using both fine art and fine literature. You are now to be subiected to little known scenes around the campus as seen by ...,. . . . . The Roving, Raving Reporter! 1 xii Tl i y i oem J D i ,J niuwnill ' of A- in lecture, B+ in lab, A on lab notebook, B-+ on final-yes, that averages out to about a D. W 9 U U U 4 1 A student from Russia named Lunkt Every course that he took went and flunlct. He said, 'Clearly biasl' 1 The Dean told him, 'Try us.' i He did. Now his theory's debunkt. l 2 ' . . . I fl I 4 Each day we all march to devotion. Exuding religious emotion. The F ace Behind Glass Sees that each lad and lass Perseveres in a chapelphile notion. n a 0 Mr. Fry was a well-meaning fellow. But students were still found to bellow. O! tea-colored water, A new ALTER MATER, Long lines, daily liver, and Iell-o. 'Denis S lfdn S . By 1 W 1 ii 24

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