Abbot Academy - Circle Yearbook (Andover, MA)

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You have heard of Mme. Zula Vachesky? Well, it ' s our Patty — a world-famed clairvoyant. Not the least among the celebrities present were the two authoresses — the Leach twins. They have just published a book on Correct Dancing , and it has been very highly com- mended by the Outlook. You have heard of Madame Sontemorri, the eminent authority on Child Education. Dear Marion Barnard is in her element with all the children to experiment on she could wish for, since schools founded on her method are established in every part of the world. Our dear little Sarah is now appearing as Cassandra. The success with which the pres- entation of this role was greeted has rendered it impossible for her to be with us. Rumor hath it that the coronets of Dukes and Earls are lying at her dainty little feet. Have you heard of the exalted occupation of Gertrude Shackleton? She is running a jitney line de luxe, between Abbot and old P. A. Needless to say she has an overwhelming patronage and we understand that she is worth a small mint. Muriel, otherwise known as Mme. Yaleska, gave us a free demonstration of her special dance, which has made her queen of the cabaret dances. And dear old Aurelia has been an efficient member of the staff of St. Bartholomew ' s Hospital, New York, for over three years. From all accounts she is the most popular and best-beloved woman in her profession. Her unselfish devotion to her patients has won her the esteem and regard of a great many people. She has been called a second Florence Nightin- gale. Our bouncing Shelly is now bouncing around in China. She is teaching calisthenics to Chinese ladies, and her success is amply demonstrated by the sudden elongation of Chinese feet. Well, my dear, you can guess how excited we were when the First Lady in the Land joined our circle. Imagine it! Dear old Norm, the wife of the President of the United States! However, her exalted position apparently made no difference — she was the same old Norm 19

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Abbot Academy Andover. Massachusetts June, 19 5 Dearest Mattie: Such an inspiring time of year to be in Switzerland! You must be enjoying the gorgeous scenery immensely — and getting many sketches for the picture which you have long prom- ised us. We surely are proud of our famous lady — you do 1915 great honor — yes. you do; I can almost see that modest, self-deprecatory nod — but you know it ' s true. But now to tell you of the reunion — commencement, and how we missed you. Shall I tell you what everyone ' s doing first? Yes. you say? Very well. I suppose it would be a wise plan to begin with String — our lady president. My dear! You ' d never know her. She ' s grown very large and imposing-looking — a little awe-inspiring as of old. You know she ' s quite a society queen now — dances for all the smart charity affairs, and is a noted horse- woman, and they say she is going to marry a titled foreigner, but that of course is only hearsay. Such a startling entrance was made by Mikey Hamblet! We were sauntering slowly round the circle, when we heard a tremendous buzzing, and Mikey alighted from the sportiest monoplane that ' s been seen around here for a good while — quite characteristic of her? In the midst of all the excitement, a tall lady swathed in multitudinous veils entered. On her ankles and arms were jingling bangles, and a heavy, mysterious odor emanated from her garments. We didn ' t know whether we were being honored by the presence of a Hindu princess or whether it was merely a gypsy fortune-teller. While we were gazing m wonder, the vision let fall her mantle, and a willowy form emerged which we all immediately pounced upon — for it was none other than our dear old Patty Williams. But she is Patty no longer. 18

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we felt we couldn ' t do without at Abbot and her dimples were deeper than ever. What do you think she brought!- ' An invitation from the President for the whole class to come down to the White House and meet all the celebrities. You will simply have to get back for this! Jessie, our class bride, is as coy as ever. However, she is not so secretive as of yore, about the immortal Fritz — in fact, it is rather hard work to get her to talk on any other topic. She is a truly inspiring example of blissful domesticity. We were all delighted when Betty Gleason was able to obtain a leave of absence from the school where she is teaching in Bingville. Texas. She had many amusing stories to tell us of the children ' s devotion to her. However, we were glad to find that the ardors of teaching had not deprived her of her girlish giggle. While we were still greeting Betty, we heard the clatter of hoofs on the newly -concreted circle and on rushing forth we perceived a vision in gauze and spangles poised lightly upon a horse ' s back. When the vision had approached nearer we discovered it to be none other than Helen Bruce, whom you remember to have been so demure. You remember little Bun Allen? Well, she has married the famous modern exponent of the Pre-Raphaelite school and she now poses as a model for innumerable madonnas and saints. Not t he least among our celebrities is one who has explored realms far beyond our ken at Abbot. Professor Winklebleck. You would never recognize our one-time Winkie in the grave and distinguished scientist, who has achieved undying fame by discovering the ultimate atom. You remember our good kid ? Well, my dear. Eleanor is now a scientific farmer, es! After taking a course in Cornell, she bought a farm in New Hampshire and is making a go of it. She now talks nothing but rotation of crops, milk and cream separators, to say nothing of roosters and hawgs . Phillis Brooks, my dear, is the Republican candidate for the governorship x f Massa- chusetts. The evidences are all in favor of her having an easy victory over her opponents. We girls heard one of her platform speeches — and she actually moved us all to tears. 20