A B Davis High School - Maroon and White Yearbook (Mount Vernon, NY)

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Our three football stars went into a cafe to eat. Wally I.- Give me a steak and make it thick and rare. Roy C.- Give me a steak and make it thicker and rarer. Swede J.- Just send the bull through and I'lI bite him on the run. Beats I..- Did I ever show you where I was vaccinated? Eddie F.- No . . . ? Beats L.- Well, we can drive around that way. Alvah B.- I wonder why it is that a girl can't catch a ball like a man? Claire S.- Oh, a man is so much big- ger and easier to catch. He was reading the newspaper as his wife entered the room. George , she said. what do you think? Mother wants to be cremated. Fine! said George, rising briskly and putting down his paper. Tell her to get her things on. Jane H.- Having trouble with the car? Bill H.- No, I just crawled under here to get out of the sun. Ira Zweifach stood on the cliff watching the flashing beacon on the lighthouse. How patient those sailors are! he ex- claimed. The wind has blown out that light a dozen times and they still keep lighting it again, Elsa H.- Women are saps to marry. Helen H.- Well, what else is therefor men to marry? Fran D.-- Well, how has everything gone since I last saw you? Wilson S.- Everything's gone. It was the dear old lady's first ride in a taxi, and she watched with growing alarm as the driver continually put his hand out- side the car to signal to the following traflic. NINETEEN THIRTYTHREE UXCAROON AND WHITE Young man, she said, you look af- ter this car of yours and watch where youire going: I'll tell you when it starts raining. As Greg Coflin, our football coach, says, two halves make a whole and the quarter- back goes through. Angry Parent- My daughter does not want to be tied to an idiot all her life. Suitor- That's right. sir, let me take her off your hands. Artie C.- Oh, by the way, Mary, I almost forgot to tell you, we're engaged. Mary B.- You don't mean it! Artie C.- Of course not, but it's lots of fun. Mr. MacGregor Cfeeling poeticj- And what is so rare as a day in June- Freddie N.- A charity bazaar in Scot- land. He- I've made up my mind to stay at home. Wife- Too late. I've already made up my face to go out. Mr. Kurtz- Name a collective noun. Arthur H.- Ash-can. Buster F,- May I take you to the dance in these clothes? Jane M.- No, thanks. I have my own clothes. He--- I just loaned that singer ten dol- lars. She- I see. Must be a 'tenner'. Walter Hollman entered a movie house and was stopped by an usher. I beg your pardon, sir, but you can't take your dog inside. How absurd! he protested, what harm could the movies dd to a tiny dog like this? Helen D.- You should place your hand over your mouth when you yawn. Fred S.- What! and get bit? Page One Hundred and Fifty-one