Westmount School - Review Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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i 1 j 21341 — Phones — 83004 | G. R. JOHNSON Agency Building | INSURANCE j REAL ESTATE RENTALS j j Your business will be appreciated j Bob Robb : Here comes Mary; she’s an awful flatterer. Keith Smeltzer: Oh, did she say you were handsome? Bob Robb : No, she said you were. Dr. Hall: I’ve got a freak on my farm. It’s a two-legged calf. Mr. Wagner: Yes, I know. He came over to call on my daughter last night. GRADUATION 15 Jewel Yellow Gold Lady’s Wrist Watches at $15.00 Men’s Yellow Gold Wrist Watches, Special $15.00 N. H. Young DIAMOND MERCHANT Edmonton I ! i i j It’s Easy to Pay j National j Home Furnishers j j The “National” Way j LEE f DRUG STCRE FRANK LEE Kodaks and Films Developing and Printing School Supplies Palm Ice Cream Phone 82244 Cor. 124 St. and Stony Plain Road ‘ ‘ How do you know that your hus¬ band was drunk last night?” “He had a bottle of brandy tied to his neck, lie crawled up to the door on his hands and knees and scratched on it and said ‘woof, woof!’ Tried to make me believe that lie was a St. Bernard dog sent out to find and res¬ cue me!” She: “Mister, my brand of love- making is like a shot in the arm.” He : ‘ ‘ Come closer, honey, 1 ’m a dope fiend.” Co-ed: Your boy friend is said to be very talented in the athletic field. Chum: Yes, we park there every night. Mary Travers: Dee, you ’re a swell dancer. Did you take dancing les¬ sons? Don Connell: No, but I took wrestling lessons. Doug Haddow (in Soc. St.) : When you travel on an aeroplane you don’t have to worry about meals or your birth. And then there’s the one about the Scotsman who was found drowned in the Black Sea. It seems that he was trying to fill his fountain pen. Page seventy

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THE TREAT SUPREME ‘ ‘ Always in Good Taste ’ ’ Edmcntcn City Dairy LIMITED Plant on 109 St. Phone 25151 Visitors Welcome { Inspection Invited ‘ ‘ How absurd, ’ ’ said the gnat to the gnu, “To spell your queer name as you do!” ‘ ‘ For the matter of that, ’ ’ Said the gnu to the gnat, “That’s just how I feel about you.’’ Teacher: “Name three collective nouns. ’ ’ Tommy: “Fly-paper, waste-basket and vacuum cleaner.” All through a baseball game an en¬ thusiast had loudly urged the home team on to victory. Finally he turned to his pal and said: “I believe I ’ve lost my voice for the moment. ’ ’ “Don’t worry,” was the reply, “you’ll find it in my left ear.” “Would you give ten cents to help the Old Ladies’ Home?” “What? Are they out again?” It Pays To Play! Any Sport j and it pays to see us for j all Sports Equipment. j j We cater to all Schools and j Communities NORTHERN HARDWARE ! COMPANY 101 St. Edmonton, Alta. | j American Tourist (to Northwest Indian) : “White man glad to see red man. White man hope big chief is feeling tip top this morning.” Indian (calling): “Hey, Jake, come here and listen to this bozo; he’s great. “You know, you’re not a bad look¬ ing girl.” “Oh, you’d say so even if you didn’t think so.” ; ‘ We ’re even then. You’d think so even if I didn’t say so. ’ ’ “Consomme, bouillon, hors d’oeuv¬ res, fricassee poulet, pommes de terre au gratin, demitasse des glaces, and tell that mug in the corner to keep his lamps offa me moll, see! ’ ’ Girl, after horseback ride: “1 never knew anything so full of hay could be so hard. ’ ’ Page seventy-two