Westmount School - Review Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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Ask Mother to Include Sun Ian cl Biscuits In Your Lunch Always Fresh and Tasty AN ALBERTA-MADE PRODUCT ' IT PAYS TO SHOP AT EATON’S j j “Goods Satisfactory or Money Refunded” T EATON C° w C » T I H N j | COMPLIMENTS OF i i RIALTC THEATRE j IPPCRT ALBERTA INDUSTRY BUY ESSO EXTRA AND THREE STAR IMPERIAL GASOLINE FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IMPERIAL DEALER REFINED IN ALBERTA FROM TURNER VALLEY CRUDE OIL

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Westiriourit Greenhouses 11006 130 St. Phone 82953 Sterling | Furniture Ltd. j i S j Out of the high rent district j to save you money. j. j I Shop at Your Store | j Quality merchandise and | j more for your dollar at j j The Capitol j Beauty Shop 10132 Jasper Ave. Downstairs Page sixty-eight CLASSROOM BONERS A spinster is a bachelor’s wife. William Tell invented the tele¬ phone. Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of the same name. A Pullet surprise is given in America every year for the best writings. Universal suffrage was when the whole universe was made to suffer. Chemistry is the study of how a thing that is busted gets together under certain situations, and how them that’s together get separated. Artificial perspiration is what you make a person alive with when they are only just dead. Uses of the skin: 1. Makes your appearance more natural. 2. It doesn’t show your ribs and inners. 3. It keeps part of the wind from getting in. The moral of the Ancient Mariner is, “Obey the fish and game laws.” The male inhabitants of Paris are called Parasites. Q. What has the govt, done for the Indians ? A. Put them in reservoirs. “You a schoolboy?” the bystander asked of Beetle Brown. “Yep, in my spare time,” said our hero hookier. “Say, do you know who I am?” “No,” said Beetle, “Can’t say as I do.” “Well, I’m the city truant offi¬ cer.” In deep thought, “Do you know who I am?” “No.” “I’m the biggest liat in the coun¬ try. ’ ’

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i 1 j 21341 — Phones — 83004 | G. R. JOHNSON Agency Building | INSURANCE j REAL ESTATE RENTALS j j Your business will be appreciated j Bob Robb : Here comes Mary; she’s an awful flatterer. Keith Smeltzer: Oh, did she say you were handsome? Bob Robb : No, she said you were. Dr. Hall: I’ve got a freak on my farm. It’s a two-legged calf. Mr. Wagner: Yes, I know. He came over to call on my daughter last night. GRADUATION 15 Jewel Yellow Gold Lady’s Wrist Watches at $15.00 Men’s Yellow Gold Wrist Watches, Special $15.00 N. H. Young DIAMOND MERCHANT Edmonton I ! i i j It’s Easy to Pay j National j Home Furnishers j j The “National” Way j LEE f DRUG STCRE FRANK LEE Kodaks and Films Developing and Printing School Supplies Palm Ice Cream Phone 82244 Cor. 124 St. and Stony Plain Road ‘ ‘ How do you know that your hus¬ band was drunk last night?” “He had a bottle of brandy tied to his neck, lie crawled up to the door on his hands and knees and scratched on it and said ‘woof, woof!’ Tried to make me believe that lie was a St. Bernard dog sent out to find and res¬ cue me!” She: “Mister, my brand of love- making is like a shot in the arm.” He : ‘ ‘ Come closer, honey, 1 ’m a dope fiend.” Co-ed: Your boy friend is said to be very talented in the athletic field. Chum: Yes, we park there every night. Mary Travers: Dee, you ’re a swell dancer. Did you take dancing les¬ sons? Don Connell: No, but I took wrestling lessons. Doug Haddow (in Soc. St.) : When you travel on an aeroplane you don’t have to worry about meals or your birth. And then there’s the one about the Scotsman who was found drowned in the Black Sea. It seems that he was trying to fill his fountain pen. Page seventy