Tillsonburg District High School - Tatler Yearbook (Tillsonburg, Ontario Canada)

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Anniversary Edition ll A 1950-1960 Tillsonburg District TLER March 1960 Price 10 cents fhiglm cost of livingj Editor ................... Margaret Cooper Assistant ................. .......... J oyce I-libbert Managing Editor NVomen's Editor Sports Editor .................... Elizabeth Gibson Muriel Cooper Dorothy Helsdon Noted Local Orator Wins World Applause It has been announced that Miss Joyce llibbert has just been named most Out- standing orator and journalist in the Eng- lish-speaking countries. VVe all remem- ber her debut here in our own little town. ' , I ' in L, fgit U A7 4 I .l , . . In , 3 z! 5, -AQ-l I 'U ln U '71 aft!! lvl ' 4 ll , N ...,. f aigtiyf-if The Marriage Bureau by Jack Bell Latest to obtain marriage licences have been Miss Lois Brinn, the future bride of Mr. Vllilliam Franklin, Mr. Donald Chalk who is taking as his bride Miss Jean Trickett, and Angela Nichols who is to be- come the charming wife of Mr. Garry Hor- lick. I Over The Teacups A by Irma Fazakas Laurel Agur has just returned from her position as a French interpreter at the Unit- ed Nations. Mr. james Martin has recently received first prize in speed typewriting. He can now do ten words a minute. Miss Gloria Haycock recently entertain- ed at her home on 221 Alexander Street. Present were Mr. Allin Sharp, designer of marcels for men, Dr. John Alexander, the THE TATLF-R noted dentist, and Mr. Leonard Libitz, the poor man's john D. Rockefeller. Vile have just received word that local dress designer Mary Lou Ryan has made good in New York with gowns modelled by Powers model Patricia Boughner. Miss Betty Burn, hostess at the Hotel D'Arlyngton, is planning a reception to wel- come home Steve Mayorcsak, the noted speed demon, who was recently reported lost in the Arctic. Personals Ella, come home. I need you. Raymond, Former T.D.l'l.S. Students Win Ovation At Carnegie Hall Mr. VVilliam Hilliker and Miss Elizabeth Gibson achieved world acclaim with their violin debut in Carnegie Hall recently. The Sick Room The Mayo Brothers of Rochester, Minn., recently arrived in town to review the case of Miss jean Anderson who was stricken with an acute attack of the giggles three months ago and has not stopped yet. Sports by john Garnham VVord has come from Switzerland that Dorothy Helsdon and Pat Grey captured the Women's Trophies at the recent Olymp- ics. A grand ovation is awaiting them here at home. Miscellaneous by Melba Garnham Miss Patricia Hillis announces the open- ing of Patty's Party Frocksf' Miss Lorene Bridge's Lorie's Little Lol- lipop candy store opens to-morrow at nine a.m. S355 Win 510,000 ! S553 Local boy, Jack Fish, after careful obser- vation, wins iBl0,000 in guessing which Cooper twin has the Phoni. Can YOU P ? ? 71

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Chapman, Margaret Cooper, Muriel Cooper, Margaret Dawson, Irma Fazakas, Jack Fish, William Fishback, William Franklin, John Garnham, Melba Garnham, Elizabeth Gibson, Peter Gibson, Patricia Grey, Ella Gyulveszi, George Gyulveszi, Grace Har- ries, Verne Harvey, Gloria Haycock, Doro- thy Helsdon, Joyce Hibbert, VVilliam Hilli- ker, Patricia Hillis, jean Hollister, Jean Holman, Garry Horlick, Michael Hozer, Earl Hughes, Roy Ingraham, Larry Jack- son, Kerene Kelly, joan Ketchabaw, Hilda Knautz, joe Kovacs, Dorothy Lambert, Lois Law, George Leatherdale, Leonard Libitz, Donald MacLennan, Irene MacMil- lan, Jacqueline McDonald, Marilyn Mabee, Noel Mason, Steve Mayorscak, Frances Monk, Bernice Newton, Angela Nichols, Marion Pearce, David Richards, Clifton Ronson, Mary Lou Ryan, Kathleen Sandor, Paul Seres, Allin Sharp, Elizabeth Ann Swatridge, Shirley Tait, Mary Tauras, Maybelle Thompson, jean Trickett, Tibi Varga, Aldona Vasiliunas, Ivo Vermeersch, Wray Watts, Gerald Webster, Joan Well- man, Beatrice VVilkinson, Cyril VVilkinson, Winnifred Young. Scholarships donated by Courageous Chapter, I.O.D.E. - Girls' Scholarship -- Leone Turnerg Boys' Scholarship - An- thony Slama. Dominion-Provincial Scholarship - Noel Rokeby. Proficiency Shields - Grade XIII - An- thony Slamag Grade XII-Richard Rokebyg Grade XI-Richard jones, Grade X-Kath- leen Sandor, Grade IX-Mary Elizabeth McLeod, Special Commercial-Mary Far- dellag Grade IX QSouth Norwich onlyj - Florence Makins. Proficiency in Special Subjects-English - Leone Turner, Science - N. Rokebyg Mathematics-A. Slamag French-Anthony Slamag Public Speaking-Richard Jones, Art-R. McLennan: British History-M. E. McLeod. Prizes in History donated by James H. NVilson Chapter, I.O.D.E.-British History -Mary Elizabeth McLeod, Canadian His- tory-Donald MacLennan. Athletic and Cadet Awards-Juvenile - CGirlsj M. Browng QBoysj Charles Thomas. junior - fGirlsj M. E. McLeod, fBoysJ Peter Gibson, Irving Horton. Intermediate -fGirlsj D. Helsdong CBoysj Gary Miller. Senior - fGirlsj Denys, N. Warren, fBoysj Ronald Prickett. 70 FROM THE EXAMINATION PAPER OF R. .IONIS CHE IJVRY, GMD: 13. 5,15 f-7 , ,. ' N l'ff?f 'i'Z2lr A , , QQ, ,fA,.,.x.5l' s, ff, , , 7 xv ,, V4 - -L dl - . is .. r 6-' hr' a ll -3 ll ll' ' - w- Q 4 ff, A 1 f I, fi-X A , nf fi' After standing inverted for twenty-four hours, we observed that the water rose one- half an inch in the test tube. Crests for Marksmanship - Reginald Mason, Joe Slacak, Dalton Murr. Orchestra-First prize Trophy at Oxford County' Musical Festival. Basketball - W. O. S. S. A. Senior B Championship 1949. Doug Eckel was sitting at the back of the room, coughing loudly. Miss Mclntosh: XVhat have you in your mouth? Doug: A cough-candy. Miss McIntosh: fsarcasticallyj And is it doing you any good? Doug: Sure, it's making me cough, isn't it? just before the game, the stupid girl asked a Tillsonburg fan: Who are those men in the blue and white striped shirts? Tillsonburg fan: They're the referees. After the T.D.H.S. cagers had absorbed a terrific defeat, she asked, Did you say those two men were the referees? Disgusted Tillsonburg fan: No, they're players for the other team l Ode to Homework Cwith apologies to Edgar A. Guestj A Late into bed, Early to rise, ' Heavies the head, Reddens the eyes! ' Question ofthe year: VVhat happened to the Tillsonburg High School Orchestra this year? THE TATLER

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UM Edited by Richard Rokeby, XIII The Grade 10 English class was studying the following passage from Evangeline: Dark and neglected locks overshadowed his brow, and a sadness Somewhat beyond his years on his face was legibly written, Gabriel was it, who, weary with waiting, unhappy and restless, Sought in the XVestern wilds oblivion of self and sorrow. Mrs. Barkman-XVhat did Gabriel intend to do? Don Crossett thurriedlyj-Comb his hair. Mr. Sinclair-Quote one of Dalton's 'atomic laws. Unus ex discipulis-The atom is invisible. Sonny-- Dad, what do you call a man who drives a car? Dad-ta pedestrianj: It all depends on how close he comes to me, my boy. Mr. Sinclair- Light from the sun travels at the rate of 186,000 miles per second. Isn't that a tremendous speed? Bill Franklin- Oh, I don't know. It's downhill all the way. I advise you, said the doctor to Ken. lNebster, to bury yourself in your work. Gulp! said Ken. And me a cement mixer. There are three sides to every story-his, yours, and the truth. Mr. Kirkwood- How does your head feel today? Bill Mackie- Very well, sir. Mr. Kirkwood- lt should. It should be as good as new-you've never used it l Tourist- XYhat a .quaint little village, this Straffordville. Truly one half the world doesn't know how the other lives. Andy Choma- Not-in this village. Not in this village ll' 72 Mr. Hay: If you got your hands on the ball in the middle of the field, what would you do? Pete Gibson: I'd give three cheers and go home. Mr. Hay: NVhy? Pete: Because if I ever got my hands on the ball on the field, it would be after the game had ended. Mr. Hay QDiscussing important inven- tions since 18501 : Can anyone think of any other outstanding developments in office gadgets? Cliff Russ: Secretaries Walt Berko: VVhat did you do in Latin while I was away? jim Jones: We studied 'Atlas Becomes a Mountainf or 'Atlas Grows Up'. Berko: Sounds interesting. Jones: Yes, he was quite a hillbilly. Overheard on a players' bus a few days after the heavy ice storm: Doug Eckel: 'Gosh! Look at all those hydro lines down. They'll probably have to put up new onesf' Bob McLennan: They should get Russ Mannellf' Doug: Why? Bob: He can string a line better than anyone I know. Jim: Did you hear about Miss Field? VValt: No, jim: She took to the air. XValt: Oh? jim: She has flu. Mr. Sinclair, demonstrating heat of im- pact, I'll hold this piece of copper on the anvil and when I nod my' head, you hit it with the hammer. I Mr. Hay-VVhat was the importance of the Boston Tea Party? Joyce P.-Everyone had to drink coffee. THE TATLER