Iowa City High School - Red and White Yearbook (Iowa City, IA)

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In spite of Miss Buckner ' s resignation from I. C. H. S. her Blank tests still exist. Edna Roessler and Doris Robbins are her successors. It took both of them to fill her place. Louis Zager has a life job — carrying water for the elephants, in William Ruppert ' s circus. Zilpha Burr is the celebrated model for Lawrence Smith, the noted illustrator. Robert Stevens is paid $50 a lesson as teacher of public speaking for em- barrassed football heroes. Gladys Hagenbuch, as might be expected, is a great success as a teacher. She is the first woman to explain Einstein ' s theories creditably. She bases her success on Miss Etta Metzger ' s careful high school training. James Anderlik is running a road show. Kenneth Barrick is the judge who picks the pretty girls of the show. John Boyles has just finished his tour of the world, making a perfect record for himself in tennis. Harry Austin and Arthur Anderson are cruising the seven seas in search of the Spanish riches said to be sunk there. Monsieur Henrique, a card prophet of France, unfolds and brings to light interesting facts by means of his baffling deck of playing cards. Looking fifteen years ahead, he gave the still unsatisfied seniors an account of a class reunion. Considering the contents of the newspaper writeup of 1946 they were naturally interested. Six teachers of the new Iowa City High School, the Misses Lucile Smith. Lois Williams. Hannah Jacobs. Alice Krofta. Marjorie Bryan, and Mr. Walter Houser. sponsored a class reunion for the class of 1931. October 16. 1946, at the Iowa Memorial Union. This reunion, combined with the dedication of the new high school building, formed a double celebration for the fifty former graduates. At the banquet held the evening of October 16, Mr. Rodney Stewart, contractor for the new school building, was toastmaster. Among the out-of-town guests present were: Senator Wesley Walter of Arkansas, successor of Mr. Robinson; Professor Cleldon Ruppert, teacher of biology at the University of Michigan (known to his students as Bugs ' Rup- pert); Mr. Robert Barrick, millionaire owner of the Barrick Green Ink factory at Sioux City; Mr. John Ruby of Oxford, champion sod layer of Johnson County: Mr. Herbert Shulman of South Bend. Ind.. inventor of non-squeaking dresser drawers; and Miss Ruth Aurner, president of the Little Theater Guild of Des Moines. Miss Williams is office girl in the high school; Miss Smith teaches Esperanto; Miss Jacobs, German; Miss Krofta, Latin; Miss Bryan is head of the English and journalism department; and Mr. Houser is Miss Margaret Metzger ' s successor as head of the math department. Iowa Citians present included: Miss Evelyn Stutsman, Martin ' s successor as cartoonist of Boots and Her Buddies: ' ' Miss Zita Beuter, cateress; Mr. John Vander Zee, writer of the Read It and Be Convinced column in the Press- Citizen; Mr. William Hervert, superintendent of the Psychopathic Hospital at S. U. I.; and the Misses Lois Crain and Edith Virginia West, two of his assist- ing nurses. With the futures of many of their classmates still unsolved, the patient seniors visited a famed Hindu mystic of India. With his superior means of fortune- telling and with the reputation of India ' s cunning and mystery behind him, he gave the destinies of the remaining graduates: Clinton Moyer is Speaker of the House of Representatives at Washington. D. C. Ben McVicker, far-famed motorcyclist, has just established a record for hill climbing. Albert Tauber sharpens tack points, and is 96th in the line of factory workers in Margaret Patterson ' s thumb tack factory at Clinton. Iowa. Page 43 1 THE 1931 RED » WHITE S s 5S

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Carolyn Chapman is running a dress shop and reducing parlor, showing slenderizing modes and styles. She uses herself as a model. Mary Snider, Dorothy Webster. Jessie Mills. Donald Sullivan. Thomas Stephens, and Donald Secrest have formed a club for the advancement of statisticians. Some of their latest projects are: (a) If all the bobby pins used by high school girls in one year were put end to end, how far would they reach? (b) If Miss Reger had 1900 admit slips in September, and Lester Sanger. Virgil Schnoebelen, and Gerald Rogers needed an average of three a week, when would she run out of slips? (c) If the cafeteria had three barrels of soup stock at the beginning of the year, and it is made with ten parts of water to one part of soup, how many owJs cou Id be ide? Joe Burger is still in high school, but will graduate this year if he gets through history. Mervin Minish is owner of an auto manufacturing plant which makes cars smaller than Austins. News has come from France that Charlotte Garwood and Marcia Hodges are creating a great sensation. The style is to go stockingless. Charlotte and Marcia just insist on wearing stockings. The heartless things! Ethel Hayes and June Headington can ' t believe Santa Claus does not exist. They are trying to collect money to buv his reindeer some nice warm overcoats. Herdis Christensen is the trained nurse for the White House pets. Theola Greenfield is in a pitiable plight at Karolyn Haage ' s Home for the mentallv unfit. Theola has the strange idea that she flunked American litera- ture. Can it be true? Victor Curry is a manicurist at the Hotel New York, in New York City. Hilda Crain is keeping an orphan home for baby monkeys in South America. Howard McCleery is making plans for a proposed rocket flight to Mars. Wendell Reilly plays the part of the Blushing Bride ' ' in womanless wed- dings. The widely respected Madam Chi-Chi from China, specializing in her box of fortune telling sticks, gave much aid to the seniors in the line of professions and business enterprises. She pointed out the following graduates as repre- sentatives of these fields of work: Adelaide Nelson is an antique collector. She prizes highly, relics of the high school days, of some of our teachers who graduated here. Wilbur Tallman will never run out of a job. His business is to scrub all the floors and woodwork in the General Hospital at S. U. I. every week. Bud Wright is Knute Rockne ' s successor as coach at Notre Dame. Delbert Zager holds the position of elevator boy from the twenty-ninth to the 117th floor of the new Schroder building in Chicago. This building was de- signed by the prominent architect, John Stromsten. Lois Vanhorn, Vivian Wagner, and Lillian Walsh are the fourth, fifth, and sixth vice-presidents, respectively, of the Ladies ' Aid Society at West Liberty. Lloyd Ihrig is stage manager for the famous Lewis follies. Mr. Eugene Lewis is owner of this company. Lloyd gets quite a kick out of his job. Dorothy Ewers is the star tap dancer of the Lewis show. Harriett Batie is the model used to demonstrate that school girl complexion obtained by using Grace Overholt ' s famous beauty soap. Richard Stramp and Paul Spence are chief chefs at the White House. Page 42

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Ruth Davis, aviatrix. has just established a women ' s altitude record of 32.000 feet. Marcus Owen and Henry Mortenson are the master farmers of Johnson County. Gertrude Miller has just published the first copy of her book Advice to the Lovelorn. Belle Markovitz is physical education director of a girls school in New York. Elizabeth Gatton is head manicurist at Ruth Fullerton ' s renowned Beauty Shop which is reserved exclusively for men. Charles O Donnell is manager of the Chicago Cubs with Nathaniel Mutchler as star first baseman. Gerald Rogers is a television movie producer in Hollywood. Edith Hughes and Betty Kirchner were recently starred. Harold Paulus. an author, has just completed his book How to Get E ' s in High School. Karl Kirk was so despondent over an unhappy lo ve affair that he jumped from the top of the Eichler building, thus ending a promising career. This building is owned by Eleanor Eichler. a successful business woman. Evelyn Abbott manages a Home Made candy shop in Oklahoma City. Her taffy pullers are Margaret Campbell and Catherine Carrigg. Mary Louise Epperson recently won a world wide beauty contest held in Chicago. Robert Hedges is a floor walker at Marshall Fields ' in Chicago. Evelyn Mapes has made herself famous by her world-read essay How to Put Up Your Hair with Three Hair Pins. Elsie Sedlacek is a rug designer in Younkers ' rug department at Des Moines. Ardis Sanger and Janet Seger are reviving the almost extinct dime novels. Lester Parizek is selling ads for the New York Times and is earning $500,000 a year. Fred Higbee is a taxi caller in Chicago. Charles Cohn is running a cat farm so there will never be a shortage of fur in his store. De Vee Chesmore is the keeper of a home for old maid school teachers. Three of the inmates are: Gernele Cuppy. Marcella Cole, and Jeanette Sybil. Raymond Hotka has broken the Prince of Wales record for falling off a horse, by an average of two times a mile. David Danovitz is the shoe maker in the Royal Court of England. Lester Gafeller is manager of a circus in which Vera Davis is the snake charmer, and Alberta Coon the lady who walks the sword ladder. Merle Edwards is a cartoonist in the Philippine Islands. Woodrow Fousek is the national manager of an insurance firm. Jerome Chapman. Roger Claney. Richard Greazel. and Wilson Hedges are his district salesman. Paul Jacobs has a fine job. He throws the switch for the brand new electric chair at the Federal prison at North Liberty. His first victim was Dale Koser who was found guilty of singing The Belle of Barcelona, in his sleep. committee- Margaret Mapes. Chairman Sidwell Smith Karl Kirk Dorothy Hughes Cleldon Ruppert Page 44