Hillsboro High School - Hilhi Yearbook (Hillsboro, OR)

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gzgwss Mio THE or HE California newspapers bore great headlines on their first pages. announcing the coming to San Francisco of Yeritl- mo. the reputed inventor of the Tcla-vision. I inunediately board- ed a train for the Golden Gate city and was inl1'oduced to the great in- ventor. He informed me that the Tela-vision accurately depicted fu- ture events. and hence was of in- ealculablc value to mankind. He I'urther told me that the composi- tion ot' the machine was a secret. but that eleetrie waves were the basie force. Furthermore he ol'- fered to demonstrate the machine to me. This was too good an op- portunity to he lost. so I eagerly accepted his otI'er. He led me into a large labora- tory the walls ol' which were cov- ered with electric wires, all leading to a curious box-shaped instrument in the center of' the room. After warning me to keep quiet he turn- ed ou the switch and simultaneous- ly I saw a flash on the white screen on the opposite wall. I perceived a dim figure gradually becoming clearer. In one corner ot' a large research laboratory I saw the massive figure and smiling face ot' Herbert Scheidt, now a famous M. D. He was fitting a pair ot' spectacles on a near-sighted guut. The next scene was in the Metro- politan theatre ot' New York. Flor- ence Garrett, the great soprano prima donna. was singing her favorite song, Pretty Baby. to a brilliant and appreciative aud- ienee. Again the scene changed to a bachelor's home on the south bank ot' the Tualatin river. On the front porch Charles Vlfalker was read- ing his evening paper, with his fa-- vorite cat Percival on his lap. The solenm figure of the llev. Carroll Gates was next seen earn- estly speaking to his congregation on the subject, Verily I say unto you, sooner shall a camel go through a pin head than a high school student enter heaven. I then beheld Eva Carstens, the once renowned basketball star of the Hillsboro high school, coaching the 0. A. C. girls' basketball team. Ou the wharves ot' old Alabama a crowd ot' darkies were jigging around a fiddler playing the popu- lar selection, Turkey in the Hay- stackf' Upon a closer view I saw that the musician was ElmerBatch- elder. Alvera Lull, the greatest suffra- gette leader of America, was cam- paigning for the high otlice of president. In a garage I saw the figure of Haskell Carter grinding the cylin-

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T H E HI LH I '17 Fife der of his 1894 model Rambler. I-Ie was preparing to break the world's speed record. In the next picture I saw .loe Mann, who had become a cranky teacher of elementary aritlnnetie. teaching in the Hillsboro gramlnar school. Jessie Lull. who already in school had shown a great adapta- tion in foretclling events. was now elnployed by the Hillsboro Daily as weather prophet. Next I saw some one vigorously sweeping in the grammar school. As soon as the dust had settled I beheld Odell Brandaw. He had taught for a number of years, but not liking the profession, had come back to his old job. Then the scene shifted to First and Main streets, I-lillshoro. In front of a house Kitty May Stock- ton was sitting, weeping bitterly. She had waited many years for word l'rom the generous hearted Prof. Sleeper. but now had given up all hope. I then beheld Myrtle Walker. now a trim little housewife. She had taught for a few months, but her charming fare had attracted a certain professor and they elopetl. Next I saw Clit'l'ord Payton, the famous architect, superintending the rebuilding of the Rheims ca- thedral in France. I then saw a group of Chinese girls sewing. Agnes Rider, who had become a missionary, was their instructor. In the next scene I beheld a cosy rooln with a tireplaee, and Alice Lake, still young and rosy, sitting on the arm of a ehair in which sat her wealthy white-haired hubby. After this I saw Laura Payton sitting in a splendid library writ- ing a book on Freckles. Laura had made l'rcekles a life study and had become a recognized authority. Gladys Ruett' had become a nurse in the Good Samaritan hos- pital. Solne one had really found a value in her giggling. It was inspir- ing to the sick. Next I saw a farmer hoeing an onion patch near Cornelius. lt was William Mann. Then I saw a maguiticcnt labora- tory and in it the haughty chemist, Paul Bailey. was making high ex- plosives of H-2s and C S2 for the English army. Alice Kershaw was teaching in a little red schoolhouse. She was un- married because she would persist in hiding in the garret when call- ers Ctlllllb. A Then I saw some one frantically playing ragtime in the Liberty theatre. lt was Velma Tipton play- ing for the show. And lastly, Harry Sehoen, now professor ot' evolution in Harvard college, was contributing to the world much valuable knowledge of the kinship of man to monkey. With sincere thanks to Yeritimo I boarded the next train for Hills- boro. H. SCHOEN '17.