Clatskanie High School - Tiger Yearbook (Clatskanie, OR)

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be is Alta Byers does leave to Lynda Seppala her vivacious dis- position. Esther Potter endows upon Isabelle Simmons her dimples and winsrome smile. Edith Ivy wills her permanent marcel Cnotj to Hilda Heath. Leonard Edgerton with his last breath bequeaths to Donald Fluihrer his musician's temperament. Marie Salmi hereby slowly but surely wills to Carl White her Charleston ability. Mildred McClernon leaves to Gertrude Warren her long golden tresses. Domthy Zillman gleefully gives to Donna Erickson her lack of tact. Evelyn Holmlan bestows upon Phyllis Jenks her odds and ends of makeup. Clarence Miller leaves to Norman Vanhlurn his oratorical ability. Esther Kinnonen endows Louise Fogel with her vocabulary of beautiful words as an aid in writing themes. Charles Niske regretfully leaves to Henry Niemela his crowning glory of auburn locks. Calvin Birkenfeld wills to Knowlton Hall his balloon trous- ers. Ina Leafpoint wishes that Ellen Sirnio be given her temerity. George Anderson leaves his bashfulness to Fred Morris. Ellen Oberg bestows her tuneful speeches upon Jerome Puzey. George Erickslon is departing with his blonde curls and wish- es them to be given to Henry Zimmerdahl. Myrtle Robinson bequeaths her innocent eyes to Edward Ryiding. We. the Class cf 1926, do declare the foregoing to be our last Will and Testament. In Witness dWhereof, we have hereunto set our hands and seals this twenty-eighth day of May, 1926. QSEALJ

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has Senior Class Will We, the Class of 1926, Clatskanie High School, District No. 5, City, of Clatskanie, Columbia County, State tf Oregon United States of America, North American Continent, Western Hemisphere of this Universre, the Earth, being about to pass out from the existence of this phase ef our educational world which embodied the full possession of our overstuffed m.nds, well-developed memories, and almost superhuman understand- ing do hereoy deem it altogether fitting and proper that we draw up, publish and 'declare this to be our last Will and Testament. ARTICLE I. Section 1. The Senior Class leaves its seats to the Juniors, tial the Sophomores its confidence and self-satisfaction, and to the Freshmen the non-coveted privilege of growing out of their greeneslsf and become a civilized people. Section 2. To the taculty as a whole we extend our hereto- fore unnoticed appreciation for their uinfailing efforts to im- part to tur unsurpassable craniums their unlimited store of knowledge. ARTICLE II. Secticn 1. B-e it hereby declared that the Seniors respect- fully and reslpectively do hereby make- these grants and con- cessi-:ns. Florence Ford bequeaths to Marie Branner her short stature. lv1ar.e Koberstein to Hazel Inman her coquettish manner. Betty Stockwell endows upon Katie Lampsa half of the diff erence of their sizes. ' Nell Anderson leaves to Bernice Eilertszn all her wear: ig apparel which reaches two inches below her knees. E-sther Lumijarve wishes left to Frances Geary her moody disposition. Walter Mustisla resentfully leaves to Shelbourne Jenks his yearly supply of haircuts. ' Ancy Carlson relinquishes with pleasure her editorship to Bernice Orwig. Sylvia Ycss with sorrowful heart leaves her clear complexion ts Linnea Erickson. Lulu Johnson leaves her size 21,2 shoes to Ralph Kleger. May he shrink into them. Albert Johnson 'oequeaths t.o William Ollila his special seat in the Clatskanie to Quincy bus.

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has Senior Class Prophesy T T T The newspaper concern in which I was: employed as foreign correspondent sent me to, Africa to get stories on the adven- turous daring of society girls, who were making expeditions into this jungle land in Search of heretofore uncapturc. beasts. Upon reaching Africa I met my old C. H. S. pal, Flcrence Fcrd. We certainly enjoyed this meeting and immediately we began talking of old times. Every time I turned the conversa- tion toward other '26 graduates she would look very mysteri- ous and say, We will see. The 11ext morning we started out through the misty morn- ing air in her new Ford aeoroplanej' for which she was agent. She had promised me the surprise of my life. Soon she pointed cut a view resembling a college campus. She said it was the Council of the Spots! The biggest edi- fice bore the letters C. H. S. and Florence explained that these people were out here training the wild beasts, tigers be- ing their specialty. The door opened, I was: surprised when Ancy Carlson ex- tended her hand and gave me a cordial invitation to take in the sights. She was as courteous and as perfect a hostess as in the old days at C. H. S. She told me that I would find all my old classmates: here. By now I had prepared myself for any surprise, hut, I must say, I lost my composure as upon entering a beautiful ball room I saw Nell Anderson and Myrtle Robinson teaching the Tigers an.d their Cubs to dance. The Charleston was now old-fashioned and t.his new dance was called the Whippocr- Will. Esther Potter was at the piano playing some very jazzy music. I found Prof. 'George Erickson, teaching the jungle friends The Art of Lobbying, and Pclitics as a Profession. He always was extremely fond of governmental affairs in C. H. S. Betty Stockwell informed me concerning her new invention which slhe claimed would preserve one's teeth throughout one's normal life. She was using the cubs' teeth in her experimenta- tion. I had my doubts as to the outcome of this trial due to the well-known fact that the Tiger's teeth are unusually hard in the first place. Esther Lumijarve, that demure maiden, was at the head of the choir in the Bambo church and how sweet and tender her voice did sound. We found Walter Mustola, with a fishing rcd, beside a stream. He was inventing a hookless fishing rod for the