Case Western Reserve University - Lux / Differential Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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ix- Il9354lN'llll-ll0N 7 The oun bride sadl said, Men are too mean for I, y H g y anytnng. What's the trouble now? asked her best friend. Wh , l asked ack forthe car toda , and he said that y . . y . l must be content with the splendid carriage that nature gave me. O Gish has come out strong in favor of 'the long skirts. He says it revives his memory for laces. Any old beer bottles to sell, lady? Do 1 look as though l drank beer? Any old vinegar bottles, lady? if xt, i L 'i fglllml X Pwikliibg Rackets of the 90's i It was a miserable night, cold, rainy and foggy. Out of the blackness a breathless, excited man strode up the steps to the village doctor's house. His incessant shouting and clamoring awoke the good doctor from his deep slumber. What is it? What's the trouble? demanded the irate medical man as he dressed. Quick, doctor, an emergency case -out on the Sugartree Ridge road, cried the man. In a few moments the doctor had his trusty white horse hitched to his buggy and the two men were swal- lowed up into the night. Now Sugar- tree Ridge road was a good eight miles from the doctor's residence so you can understand that the ride was long and dreary. As the pair neared lonely Sugar- tree Ridge, the doctor's passenger came to life. Doctor,', he said, what is your fee ?', l usually charge live dollars for a night case. Fine, here is your live dollars for your trouble. You see, none of those damn hack drivers in town would take me Ollt here for less than eight dollars. V Teacher: What is your name, little boy? Moonshiner's Son: Luke Clementf, f Teacher: Are you any relation to Clem Clement?', Moonshiner's Son: Very distant- ly, ma'am. You see he was my mother's first child-l was her seven- teenth. V Peg-Trousers: Sir, before l mar- ried your daughter you told me she was pure. l beg to differ with you. Derby: My boy, have you ever heard that to the pure all things are pure ?,' V The Congressmaxfs Spouse: There are burglars in the house! The Congressman CFrom Slumberj: Be careful, tonight, Spud, the Phi Gains are out. Well, so there are in the Senate. wmswmmm iamsisimvm Q , UNHVETEKSITY --

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2i1l99P334l NHHQDN 1882, as seniors we are three. What la load for the shoulders of three is the dignity of the whole college. bkikvk The First College Baseball game that the Reserves played in the spring of '83 was the Kenyon game at Gambier, early in May, when they were beaten by a score of 11 to 10. Hkvkvk On May 30, 1883, the game between Oberlin and Reserve, Reserve made 15 errors and Oberlin chalked up only 12. In the Days of Old the various classes had their characteristic Howls. Class of '85-HRah-Rah-Rah-quinquetoo tinginta. Class of '86-Rah-Ray-Ray-Poop. FROM THE JUNIOR CLASS OF '85 Two jolly years ago thirty-three bash- ful and modest youngsters disembarked at Hudson, and very timidly inquired the way to the College. Today we are only seventeen strong, and three of us are women, but in spite of these and other disadvantages, we are the pride of the whole College. In 1839, students at Hudson had to scrub their floors, whitewash their walls, fire their own stoves, cut their own wood, empty their own ashes, and get their water from the pump outside. Pkvkvk In 1834, examinations were cumula- tive: at the end of the first term students were examined on that rerm's work, at the end of the second term on two terms' work, and so on till in the junior year there was a grand finale for the survivors called the Junior Exhibition. Plfblfvk The First College Dance occurred at Weisgerber's Hall Nov. 27, 1883. 3124214 The class of '03 were either terrors or they bragged a lot. Their slogan was Naughty Three. Cnmplimmr: of CHARLEY NAGEL The University's Genial Host 11301 Euclid Ave. The One and Onbf Real College Refmumnt mul .Yoda Grille of W.R.U. Full Course Luncheons and Dinners - - 20c to 50C Refreshing Sodas and Sundaes - - ---- l0c Lea ther, Cloth and Library Binding of Every Description THE PARIS ART BOOK BINDERY MCBRIDE BLDG., 40 th AT PERKINS CLEVELAND, OHIO Cl885D REPORT Yes, the Freshmen were all weaned before they came to college. There are certain ones who are known to have brought their bottles with them, and to be using them regularly though we have never been able to take them in the act. 114 IK 241 On Oct. 4, 1883, a game between the Juniors and Freshmen took six hours to play. The score was Juniors 13, Freshmen 2, the Juniors made no errors while the Frosh admitted 33. Pkvkvk NOTICE C1888j All dear girls are invited to my house to a little party next Tuesday evening, Little Sallie Water, Pillow, Post Oflice, etc., will be the games of the evening. Prof. ------ Pkvkvh No old maid ever went blind from looking under beds. g WVIESTIEIRN RESERVE YU N 11 VIE 1176, S 11 'IF Y

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2111493341 NIIHON Zi' Pretty: Are you sure these curtains won't shrink? I want them for my bed- room Windows. Candid Clerk: Lady with your figure, you should care-you should care. 1151434 Visitor: And what sort of man are you going to be when you get out of prison? Convict: An old one, lady. wk Bk wk Dick: And what were Jack's last words? Dock: It sure tastes like real stuff. Pk if Ik Magician: Now my lad, you hear your watch ticking inside the handker- chief. Are you satisfied? Young one: More than satisfied. It hasn't been going for a month. Skikvk Animals, says a naturalist, don't know how lucky they are. VDoes a family of rabbits, for instance, realize that they are running about in a beauti- ful sealskin coat? Hkvkvk She: Sir, I want you to understand that I'm a lady. He: O, awright. You be that and I'll imitate Napoleon. Bk Pk wk Politician: Can you give my friend a job on your railway? Manager: But he cannot talk English. Politician: Well, then, give him a job calling out trains. vkvkak College Senior: What would you advise me to read after graduation? English Professor: The 'HelpWanted' column. Dk ak Dk Mabel : ' 'Aren't you crazy for summer? Gert: Yes, I can hardly wait for the time to come when I can be as warm from my knees down as I am from my knees up. COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAIRYMENS MILK COMPANY CEDAR 3470 0 2l43 FAIRMOUNT ROAD CAPS, -GOWNS and I-IOODS For Bachelors, Masters and Doctors .., , :zz UN111foRMs For College and School Bands Write for Samples and Prices, stat- ing number needed and colors preferred. L...- The C. E. Ward Company incorporated 1905 New London, O. NYIESTIEIRN IRIESIEIRWIE U N II VIE IR S III 'IP Y