Yamhill Carlton High School - Tiger Lines Yearbook (Yamhill, OR)

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Last Will and Testament Ccont.D I, Ronald Russell, will my ability to get along with others to anyone that needs it. Use it well. I, Don Thompson, will my day dreaming to the freshmen boys. Maybe there will be a little less noise. I, Elzora Tupper, will my office position to Elaine Schmidt. Heaven help you! I, Farrel Yates, will my music lessons to Edith Haugen. Maybe you can get out of class like I did. I, Velma Yates, will my school activities to any one that can keep them going. May all have mercy on you, because you will need it. I, Althea Wolcott, will my disposition to the teachers. You will need it more than I do when you get through. I, Jan Wein, will my front seat in Social Ec. to anyone that is brave enough to sit there. I, Glenn Wulf, will my ability of growing whiskers all over my face to Gene Barnes who only knows how to grow them on his chin. We hereby will appoint Mr. John Williams, our class advisor, as sole executor of this document. In witness there of we, the Senior Class, place our seal-X-uponthis, our last will and testament. HOW TO BE THE PERFECT SUB-DEB Manners: Bounce down the hall, stepping on everybody, incurring many dirty looks and causing doors to be hastily shut. Flounoe into your seat dropping not less than three books, and continueim chew your gum loudly, popping it occasionally until you are told to spit it out, then part with only half of it so you can be told to do it again. Appearance: Come to school looking as if you had just gotten up, hair slightly combed, rouge applied to one side, your lips so red that they look like stoplights and your nose shining like grandpa's head. By the time you have continued this for a month or two, you may be assured that you will be very well-liked. REVISED ETTIEKETT FOR THE BOYS Boys, never tip your hats---it wears out the brim. Whistle all the time to show others you can---there are so many who can't. Stand around the hall in groups---it evinces a friendly spirit. Everyone should stop between classes to read the notices on the bulletin board---it proves ucommunity interestu. CHEW GUM---it sounds good. If in a hurry, throw paper on the floor--- the faculty is sure to appreciate it. lbver pick up paper from the floor ---the janitor is paid for that. Lean your chair against the wall--- this way the wall won't fall down. Come late to class---helps to avoid the rush hour. Leave books lying around---that is the only way the teachers can. tell you posses them. Always ask the teachers tore- peat the question---it shows you were preoccupied. Shuffle your feet when going down the hall---it keeps the shoes from falling off. Always talk to your neighbor when in class--- it pleases the teachers. leave Q1 your work until the last week in the six weeks period---this shows your ability to act in an emergency. Build and fly to airplanes in school-- it brings out the craftsman in you. When at the movies, always read captions aloud---it shows others your pleasing voice. Share your candy with others in class---it shows to others your unselfishness.