Yale High School - Trojan Yearbook (Yale, SD)

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Alllhldl ll!! Class Prophecy 2 N Z N EE N 25 96 X D5 3 N Z Di 8 N 8 N 8 M 2 N X N Zi M X N E M 8 N 1.4 IMYUXN 255529629423BC2B.2N8k20G2NZN2NZL5vEHZw!30GE Zin NLel nd Kleinsas er, the Co c o a ra ed Bes sfo The Up All light Sleep All Day All Stars, was the inscriotion on tall statue. His teem didn't learn unt'l after a tournament tnat it mes only for kindergerten girls he seid lterwards, he was wondering wny the players wore pigtails end carried dolls H pr sident of t e club 'Old Besketb ll Pleyers Never Die, They Ju Fade nw y t From the printing on a s1eller scatue, we le rned w at Eug ne Ford hes done to nerit e place in toe 'h ll of Fame. Eutene wee s radio alnouncer for station wYAL in Juneau, Ales u. l fe clded to move to a warmer climate In Florida he now is toe owner of the world's only resort for undelprivileoed CPOCOQl7SQ What's this? A an standing on s ucer why' It is Delano eofer. insurmue to fly lu s deer J for t em Delano began his cups on a saucer The likenes ol Shirley the 'Pall of F me She is u ls dog sweaters are worn her VuCdtlOnS in the United lots flvlng oe eooeered next e slot es design o o t ose stes, sze what sexe rs to be a flylng Pe is a selem n of collision Fe lso ern gee e rentel s fnoy saucer cereer by v :im .ee along the aisle of r ln PaFlS and her leo noble blrtn During radio nd television co eutetor, bPOffC3SC1Dg und r the f mods meme of u brl lett Von Pgllw n Heater est, but not least t ere e e s e u 1 tlrns ou fo h o ler su ewafze wal ev s e tor ol s ed Co11+ e, U 4 re 1 ole or t e s 1 So ext le , ife o t rmelvn ld ae as of flfty just is e 1 o f NU o onrfm e on fee urn y nec wne 3 r c1o1 I IPSJM9 my llfe ual not being eble to n ra y ov boceu e of t e vovledbe as us I heve ju + uncovered I wo dered ow Q nwu le ly hme hapoened, but evare, ro snows v 4 lre f l reelly orlng 16 ' -7- 1. V ' ---has-aan - 155 I ,., . X, , V 9 R M . 5 E u ll 5 n y , . , M W , , N .-, 1, 1 Y I ' '5. s n h f ml' ne, all Te.n, - -I N - - - - - N J w 3 Q , V f ' e - E ' f H- - fy ' . .- I' Q L Q KA 4 ' ' .- 1 -ff ' n ' . e is L h , ' f e , ' s A ,f il C' 1 R q , 1 'L ia. ,,'N ti . . I e H f f . . , ., ,M ' T I , ' is Htl 4 de- eff T . ' . . L e.. . - L 1 H 1 vm ff' n . - - .. . .5 ffl J. G fu fi A - X ,- ' Y' ' nf f 'T CL , , .A . . . :1 W f , W 3:3 Q' ' fs- . . 1 nz 5 f M ' gs 5 n . ' V' ' :psi rg ' ' . , , 1, I' , ff , '14 -f + L- . .. f 1 ,L u ,. 5 M 0 , , ,, . ry . O., - , . l W , A - . , 1, Z . H , lov f , . ..y y 'I Po of '. f f f ' . L. 1- Ste E is e e. ' 1 A w fy f 'Z f 3 9 1 9 v -ev 'Q ' A 4 .... . Ae. xx.. A . uw 4 ,A CL, , V- I- 1 f ' A-A'- A -1 0 , L e . A . p 'ow sr eno.ger sts: e, wh oh 1 f t , ok r ne tg txt: D ' gre Y ,to:s. Ye i tif fel D the Hays Lnoy N5l'tt ne ls held spozsill f M et ' f w . UM, . ' -A f I ll W volr, H ,Q tl d aoegel L f 3 nn e . -e , at E h ' . x , . , Q- -, ' , ll If fxnlo, d s nfv edlti n o now t '. -rl . l . A els, U As I t U m on 41 1 toHIoL--fge u' Yr. 'J 'f , N' - H , . T A 'elfl' r, e ' so n ki J M N- l so K ,- ', ' Q of H . this o-1ld fee s A ' 3 h, .' W4 Y. R315 f tn ' 'fi Q '4. 1 Q , , l I1 w , , 3 1 E wi X W oi JW y , 2+ y Tlx . X ww, n u 4 . ' ' - In , 1 V v , A -ff' U 1 , 4 V V , . . . ' ' . . r . .. , - , ' 'v ' ' ' 4 . , :,s fs,-1-.Q T ' A.

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X . s ' A T -am-- V A N37689180189122WXNZMXNXMXXXNXX83Q2N8NX.'J?I 'I 2 2 2 Class Prophecy 4 X !NYMYNRNRlMNXhXkYNKMXNXMXNRKxNXMXg As I entered my ultra-modern laboratory, I set the dial ahead twenty years on my new machine that was just invented. Immediate- ly t ere flashed upon the screen the statues of the people famous enough to have entered the Hall of Fame. There were many long rows, but one row was especially bright, lignted by a bright neon si n Sud enly, I recognized from the statues the class of 1953 of Yale High School, with brief glea ings of their lives during the past twenty years On a pede tal w s the gure of a golden hair d girl An en graved olaque below assured me that it was of Dorothy Bich It re d, Qnly Pe son That is Able to Play Both Manuals of the Hammond Organ witl Her Toes, and the Pedals with Her Fingers Her latest composition is NTapP1ng Toenails Boogie She is married and the motler of five swal piano players Along with her other activi ties, s e is the ir t lady senator from Sout Daxota Next, I came to a statue wnic w s of a dl lfled looking lady axding b side a drum It vas none other than Lucille Eisenbeiss who was wade ofiicl l drum player of the U S Army Band by the 25rd Amend ent of the Constitution She vas apuointed manlcurlst of the Reoubllcan Pa ty ma cot Per hoboy is collecting drum stic s and wisrbones Fart er down the aisle I saw a statue wit a magnificient mus cular p ysique I was astonisned to read tlat Jaoi Dudley is the tow buyer of lady s lingerie for Saks, 5th Avenue His motto ls, 'I Buy Only Ventlonable Un entlonables for Discrimlnating lad e The n me of Jerald Stahl wa engraved beneath tne neat lixeness He 1 knowl as t e lnvertor of a device for opening, grinding, and disposing of the s ells ol sunflower seeds He is tne chief arch itect of tke h me for the ex oresidents' assistant secretarles Cont nuing on down the aisle of the 'Hall of Fame , I saw the statue of Leroy Tschetter, v ich had en raved on the olaoue at his e t, H Has ade illions Through Manufacturing louse Traps His bu iness o o is, we Al ays Cat h Our Mouse He is married to etty Not So Dumb, who is homing to profit by jowning the club, NPreaerve A erlca s Rodents The fo lowinc st tue n s a re arkable ligeness of Ricr rd Foote He is c ief vac anic of t e Helicopter C rnoration, in Nev York as fe as 1 +ants l by tfe name of Foote to help him His vlv cious llt le wlfe seems to resemole blonde haired girl that lu tor bacx 11 lGC3 his wo Q u te s s rve him and F s s ns by bein very efficient secret ries ll' e er e won 1 pl ce in n fter ational garoel fair for s la t soecl rl c e n ver married w lldn t b cause ne lacas dollars no scents re l lso connois eur of Fr nch perfume ow x c nscr'b d t c 1 ol Shirley He th PD ronor ry d ree f s confer ed on r r by Chief Bee dee for ber brll ant wor ln teac 1U Afrlcar warcrwes to savage 11 D6 ang She a so aes it a p actice to s oot one eleoh nt or l n d y Shirlcv rece tly lost her husb nd to a oe utiful l ones 15 , f . A N , . Q- - ' v A , A H Q , 0 ' H , 'W w ' It ' K , ' . h . , I f a ' r N X . . , fl w ff ' . - 0 1 1. L A . - h I A . L I . r ' ' ?. a y p , ,, . :Q st I L Q , . , I a - . , . in . J , . . I 1 ' r s . . A , I . 5 K , K . 1 - 7 E. . ' 1 1 I I I b 0 N nl - 1 S. a S ' 'L ' , 5- s . 2 I 1 - s U h .l f . ' - e - f ' . M . I . P I N ' JL- Qi - 1 ' ' f e He U M' I - - H E ' , , W Nw , S .u tt, X1 J . . N - - ' ' Y - I 4 il ' 0 ' - ,I - Y ' . -C Q I va 4 I3 , ' 1- V. '- I rw 1 n M h n M , , t 5 - . , He k - ,.n s Su o, a 1 Y H ' A f, ' a ' L ' . .' a ' I a wa a U n- ' K 1 ,J , I t 'Q gh r e Li o Q A a . 4 . . -. 'T ,. I . .. V . u , . . The neat sta ue was engraved, Robert G ehring, Prosperous Gard- ,-. it - f Y-St . A a L f ' . yi M. , . - W u 1 . . A - a. ' f . ,: an - 5 Ll n A ans of onlona -nd .a 'i . n has s A '. we . .A ,' , I Q . ,. - ' monde- -ny? It cc-- e ce ' ' a , ' c C C , , Q C . Q L44 4.41 A .. - v A LJ. X Bel ' the ne t statu was 1 I td 1 ,ame ' ' a , l L a e va rs le f - I Zi . ' ' '- . ' Q .. s 1 th '- 'T'sE language. . l male r' h j a l'oA Q 's , ad .- H a ' a X , ,M F I 'V' I.. I e., -' 1X 1. - . - ' Q X yt w T .,,, ' 'M ' L H lv, -1. : A '

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