Woodward High School - Saga Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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B.li-I-1 V V if if Shuffle T. Constantly, Consistently Constructive Tickets - Vol. IX Toledo, Ohio, October 2, 1936 Nil Badly j AGICIAN MARQUIS PROMISES PRANKS Band To Attend Fort Wayne Football Game With Proceeds ,.,...-- Oh ma, that man's in again! Yes We're talking about Marquis, that fa- mous magician known all over the world for his mystifying acts. All you good little boys and girls, do not forget to mind your teachers and do your homework, and you might be lucky enough to receive one of Marquis, little bunnies that he pulls out of his hat. Band May Travel For the purpose of securing money to send the band to Fort Wayne with the football team October 10, this pro- gram, featuring Marquis, will be held Monday, October 5, third hour in the auditorium. So all you loyal Wood- wardites come and help your student members in the band make this trip. The program offers a variety of de- lightful comedy, bewildering illusionsg and you might even see an expose of fake spirit medium. Street urchins have arrived at Mar- quis' performances on roller skates as wealthy merchants arrived in their ex- pensive limousines. People in all walks of life have flocked to see his shows. The happiest people in the world are the people who believe in magic, declares Marquis. The boy who sits fishing along a lazy stream believes in magic when he sees a branch drifting along and dreams it is a ship bound for ports of adventure? In charge of the program is W. F. Rohr. The price of addmission will be 'ten cents. 1...- Perfect Shorthand Paper Puzzles Mrs. Leu Until After wading through a stack of im- perfect shorthand papers, Mrs. Eva Leu finally spied one lonely paper with no signature attached absolutely one hun- dred per cent. She rubbed her eyes sev- eral times, said hokus- pokus balooka zooka in a mystic fashion, but the paper refused to change. Whose paper is this?' she demanded of the class. Absolute silence. Well it must be someone's---it couldn't just Hy in here. A pin dropped. She glanced down at the paper again and recognition flooded her face. t'Well,', she laughed, i'it's mine. Alice Metzner Elected Head Of Polish Lit Society Alumni Alice Metzner was selected president of the Polish Literary alumni of Wood- ward in a recent election. Holding other oiiices are Casimir Szymczak, vice-presidentg Ferdinanda Kisiel, secretaryg Lillian Churski, treas- urerg and Regina Kostanski, reporter. To connect them more closely with school activities and help prepare them for future citizenry is the purpose of the club. Meetings will be held once a month at the Pulaski club. L. J. Robie is adviser of the group. Studio Changed Senior pictures for the Saga will be taken at the Northland studios instead of at Lamsons as originally planned, it An Answer To Knockers By virtue of a beating received by the Woodward football team at the hands of the Libbey Cowboy s last Friday night the Polar Bears are the underdogs in the inter-city race. Tomorrow they are expected to lose to Scott. No amount of editorial writing or mass meeting enthusiasm could con- vince the Woodward student that he had a fighting squadg handicapped by lack of experience, the gridders are therefore receiving a bruising at the hands of their usually larger and more experienced foes. ' These fellows, our classmates, have not given up the fight. They are bat- tling for the glory of our school which would really turn into a hopeless strug- ' v Of Woodward's Gridders H N gle without the moral support of the l student body. 4 Did not Braddock beat Baer against 10 Qto 1 odds, and hasn't Schmeling out- 1 doped the experts in his defeat of Joe iLouis? i It is agreed that these upsets do not Q occur very often. But in every case Q where the underdog has won, we find it Ldone through confidence and spirit in- i stilled by loyal supporters. Woodward's grid squad is in a similar lposition. Through the concerted loyal support of the student body the Blue , and White warriors wlll have a chance. There will be a fighting Bear eleven battling the Bulldogs tomorrow night backed by the encouragement and en- Q thusiasm of their classmates who have not given up the fight. Fall Term Of C. C. C. Classes Will Open Here October 13 The fall term for C. C. C. Vocational Education opens Monday, October 13. All pupils are requested by C. T. Cotter, director of Vocational Education, to no- tify relatives or neighbors who were at one time in some C. C. C. camp. Courses offered without fees or char- ges are: auto mechanics, cabinet making, shop math, mechanical drawing, blue print reading, machine shop, radio, and radio telegraphy. Classes are held each day of the week from 2:45 to 5 P. M. and credit will be given those fulfilling the requirements of the course. Jobs will be obtained for those qualified when possible. W. F. Rohr is in charge of this work at Woodward. Meek Claims Nine Tenths Absences Are Inexcusable Nine-tenths of all absences are inex- cusable stated C. M. Meek, adviser of sophomore boys, at the meeting for sophomore boys held conference hour, last Tuesday, in the auditorium. According to Principal C. C. LaRue, who also spoke, the school has some- thing to be proud of in its teaching staff and the equipment in its shops. Be- cause the school was built before the depression, no expenses were spared in the building and furnishings. The students should be so proud of Wood- ward's extra f icilities that they shouldn't want to miss a day of school. Skinner To Check Books Of Club And Class Treasurers Both class and club treasurers will meet every month with M.T. Skinner to have their books verified. A new system of checking accounts will be used as only 18 of the 35 treasurers listed reported to these meetings last year. Only a few ofthe bookkeepers will re- port at one time. Names of the treas- urers will be announced in the moaning bulletins as to when they are to attend. Guild Holds Theatre Party Wednesday For Members Fourteen seniors and ten juniors com- prise the membership of the Little The- atre Guild this year, it was found after a check of the registration held recently. Productions for the year have not been definitely planned, but a theatre party to see Anthony Adverse was held last Wednesday. Oronk, Meek Appoint Pupils To Collect Attendance Slips C. M.Meek has appointed attendance officers to collect all absence slips dur- ing the first period. Betty Macks, Mary Jane Sullivan, Naomi O'Neil, Dorothy Adams, Dorothy Duenki, Manuel Ze lles, and Mildred Kozlowski are in charge of the first hour absence slips Miss Grace Cronkis officers take care of returning conference hour cards to home rooms during the third hour, ool- lecting absence slips the eighth hour, and returning them to the proper deans. Miss Cronk's third hour helpers areg Helen Trautman, Eleanor Gerber, Mary ,Nasta, Alice Lisouski, Irene Wysocki, l Beatrice Landwehr, Marjorie Schroder, and substitutes are Marjorie Parks, Ruth Harrison, and Louise DeLise. Virginia Wendel, Dolores Pawlicki, Clara McVicker, Naomi O'Neil, Rhoda , Mayer, Sylvia Hirsch, and Virginia Paw- lowski collect eighth hour attendance slips. All the attendance officers are sophomores. Schwab Chosen President Of Woodward Orchestra The Woodward orchestra announces the following offiicers for she season of 1936-37 with Charlotte Sch .fab as presi- dent. Other officer are: vice-president, Ray- mond Shelineg secretary, Edyth Bolt ong treasurer, Stanley Krolczykg business manager, Richard Roschg assistant ' business manager, Evelyn Emeryg librarians, Gus Arvanitis, Everet Hawk, and Corwin Brandt. ,C. C. LaRue Recommends 1 Article In Post, Sept. 26 The Reckless Other Fellow, an ar- ,ticle in the September 26 issue of the ' Saturday Evening Post,is recommended to all teachers and students by C. C. La Rue, principal. In the story are many examples of why accidents happen. Ways to avoid these accidents are also discussed. The magazine may be obtained in the school library. li.---,.,f-- Clubs Must Select, Initiate New Pledges By October 19 Henry Van Gorder, head of extra- curicular activities, has announced that all clubs must select their new members rigid initiate them before Friday, October SHEKEL SHUFFLE TO BE HELD AGAIN Profits To Pay Cost Of Saga Club Picturesg Oct. 9 Set As Date After much consideration by the presi- dents and treasurers of all the clubs at a meeting called by Henry Van Gorder, it was decided to have a second annual all-club dance, the Shekel Shufiiej, Friday evening, October 9, in the girls' Gym. The Shekel Shuffle given last year was successful and it is hoped it will be a greater success this year. As was done last year, club pictures in the Saga will be paid for with the profit. For this reason all clubs are asked to cooperate whole-heartedly in this project. It was decided at this meeting that only those clubs which sold tickets would share in the proceeds. Alice Saba will have charge of decor- ations, Joe Francis and June Martin, free checkingg Max Davis, ticketsg Lewis Beebe and Henrietta Rump, orchestrag and Myrtle Ricard and Ethel Crane, publicity. Miss Mary Ward Will have charge of checking in and distributing tickets with Henry Van Gorder, general chair- man of the student committees. 150 AskDrivers' License Reports Toledo Auto Club Approximately 150 applications for the Ohio state compulsory automobile driver's license were received dy Mr. Hatcher of the Toledo Automodile Club, September 23. Mr. Hatcher forwarder the appli- cations to Columbus last Monday and is expecting them to be returned with- in 30 days. The examinations must be taken in the students' cars accompanied by a state patrolman. A revision just made will permit stu- dents holding a tempory instruction permit to drive until December 10. By this date the application will be back from Columbus and the tests taken so that no students will be forced to stop priving even for a day. ,...-- Y...- Electrical Club Bnilds Dark Room For Developing Films Using equipment torn from the old stadium, A. R. Bitter's electrical shop is building a dark room for the purpose of developing films. The room will also be used to ob- scure electrical phenomena which can not be seen in daylight. The shop has also assembled a mer- cury light and two red neon lights, all of which were loaned by the Electric Auto Lite Co. Plans For Sophomore Play Made At Play Shop Meeting With Dorothy Kaszubiak, president of last yearis Play Shop, explaining the work of the organization, the first meet- ing of the newly formed Play Shop was held, Tuesday, last week in the room of Miss Dorothy Warner, adviser. Plans for the club's major achievement of the year, the sophomore play, were discussed. The club will convene every second --A ne the meeting of the Both the senior and junior class plays '11 L- --.-an the auspices of the organi- .If a club wishes to use the cafeteria, Vg ff! m 141 the and fourth Tuesday of each month. Of- ficers are to be elected at the next ses- resident or sion of the club. . .

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. f , '-SONI Pedagogues Picnic At Public Parkg Pleasant Past- Time Played Joy Mohrhardt Joy Mohrhardt headed the committies in charge of the picnic held by Wood. ward's faculty at Ottawa park yesterday at 4:30 P. M. Chairman of the refreshment com- mittee was M. T. Skinner assisted by John Grodi, Charles Worf, Miss Grace Lawton, Miss Betty Nelson, Charles E. Staneart. Aiding Hugh Montgomery chairman of the location committee, was O. M. Thompson, Miss Eleanor Murphy. With Miss Marion McDonough as chairman, the entertainment committee consisted of A. Dean Johnson, A. R. Bitter, L. J. Robie, Miss Hannah Shaw, and Miss Dorothy Warner. Miss Dorothy Kellogg, publicity chair- man was aided by James Pollock, E. L. Clark, and Miss Catherine McClure. William Rohr, Miss Louise Tippet, and E. Rike, had charge of the invitations. Pupils Pick Cheerleaders With Applause Third Hour Cheer leaders were chosen by the students at the mass meeting third hour today. Twenty-six boys under the guidance of Lawrence Maciejewski led the students in many cheers. Contrary to previous years, students instead of teachers acted asjudges. They Were: Esther Gust, president of the W clubg Elvina Smorowski, president of the Student Council, Clyda Lee Riden- hower, president of the girls' intra- muralsg Don Norris, president of boys' intra muralsg Bob Shuff, sports editor of the Tattlerg and Irvin Dorf and Wal- ter Bojanowski, representatives of the varsity football and basketball teams. The new cheer leaders will have their first chance to demonstrate their ability at the Libbey game. Engineering Society To Sell Candy At School Activities Continuing its policy begun last year, the Engineering society again will sell candy at the basketball games and en- tertainments. The Organization recently purchased a painting, 5' Westward Bound. The picture has not arrived in school as yet and it is not known when it will be hung. William Rohr is adviser of the socie- ty. Art Klan Initiates Initiation of art klan memders will be held at the Riverside Shelter House, Thursday, September 17 7:30 P. M Bashful Students of Van Tassel s geography shoes when she was she had infront of llll 0 Il 6l'Vl9WS Miss Catherine Delilah Brown, new English teacher at Woodward, first opened her twinkling blue eyes in the little town ofSycamore, Ohio---when six- , teen accumulated enough money to start l her own private school in Sycamore--- came to Toledo where she graduated from old Central High---received her A. B. from Toledo University---is now work. ing for an M. A. degree at Columbia Uni- versity. Miss Brown is a member of the Insti- tute of Politics, the Institute for Peace Relations, and the Council for Cause and Cure of War. 'KI am most seriously interested in a good social society where people can live and have equal distribution of wealth, she seriously stated, and believe in the right of every American girl and boy for an education and equal opportunities. This amiable English instructor is also President of the Lake Erie College Club of Toledo,---was Executive Secretary of the Toledo Federation of Teachers for the past two years, and is a member of the American Association of University Women. Cooking and eating beefsteak out of do irs is my favorite hobbyf' she laugh- ingly stated, 'land I am very fond ofthe legitimate stage, good music, and art. i 1i.1..-li Holidays Total One Monthg Presidents' Birthdays Aid Well, now that school has started, all you ambitious folk who just love school are looking forward to those happy holidays with equal ambition. Here they are listed: October 30, Northwestern Ohio Teach-, ers, Meet November 11, Armistice Day November 26-27, Thanksgiving vaca- tion December 24-January 1, Christmas vacation February 12, Lincoln's Birthday February 22, Washington's Birthday March 22-29, Spring vaction May 31, Decoraction Day Student Managers Selected For Football And Basketball With the opening ofthe 1936 football campaign, Coaches Smith, I-Ianbam, and Clark have appointed student managers for the two major sports, football and basketball. The new appointees will take the pll 'e of the managers who graduated. The managers are as follows: light- weight football, Leonard Luzny and Victor Emmg varsity football, Kenneth Walker,head manager, Ralston Leinin- ger, first assistant manager, Fred Fay, third assistant managerg basketball, Fred Hood, head manager, George Spaulding, first assistant manager, and Richard Hyler, second assistant man- ager. IS VICTORY IN DERBY Woodward Sophomore Has Many Prizes From Conquests For the past years, Bud Bankey, sophomore, has won the city Soap Box derby and has competed against con- testants the nation over, and last year against w o rl d wid e competition in Akron, Ohio. He enjoyed an entire weekend of sightseeing, entertainment, and racing, climaxed by a banquet Sunday night at which the awards and prizes were given- The runway, a steep hill in Akron' was 160 feet long. Last year, when the size of wheels was unlimited, and aver- age speed of 75 miles per hour was at- tained, while this year when size of the wheels was limited, the winner's speed was 45 miles per hour. Bud was clocked at 28.4 seconds, just .2 seconds behind the winner. Last year in the first National Soap derby, only 52 participants entered, while this year 116 participated, includ- ing a representative from South Africa' Among the many prizes Bud won are a Waltham wristwatch, a bike, a jacket baseballs, and indoors, baseball mitt, a gold medal and a trophy. Girls' Gym Glasses To Play Field Ball, Hockey, Archery In the girls' gym classes, the fresh- men will start the year with fieldballg while sophomores, juniors, and seniors will have a choice of soccer, hockey, or archery. During the next two weeks, because of the similarity of fieldball, hockey, and soccer, emphasis will be placed on the names of the players and their po- sitions on the field, the starting of the game, the common fouls and the penal- ties for each, how to keep score, and dribbling and passing the ball. Modern Dancing Courses Offered By Gym Classes A course in modern dancing is being offered by Miss Stella Cornwell, girls' gym instructor. Only students enrolled in three AU gym classes will be allow- ed to join. Classei will meet next week Wednes- day in the little gym. Organizations Will Follow Same Meeting Schedule Starting last Tuesday, September 22, all of Woodward's clubs will follow the same schedule as last year. Meetings will be held Tuesdays and Wednesdays during conference hour and after school. The Red Cross which was organized last semester, will meet conference hour, every second and fourth Wednes- day. Grace Lawton Teaches Class ln Remedial Reading Under the supervision of Miss Grace Lawton, a class in remedial reading was started this week to aid students in their reading. 1 The meetings of the group are to be held confer- -I . - I ence hour regardless of any other activity going We on then. Consisting of twelve seniors, the first class is made up of four girls and eight boys, who were Q? suggested by the junior English teachers. if fl h skill develo s eed and improve com class. 2:- T teac f P. P ' ' Mfiwgig- prehension in reading will be the purpose of the The course will last from five to six weeks de- pending upon the progress made by the group. Than . a new class will be selected for the same length o we will benefit the pupils -iso in other studies WEANER PROMISES BETTER YEAR BOOK Lamsons Will Take Senior Photographsg Action Shots Planned We expect the Saga to be much im- proved over last year's, confidently stated Gale Weaner, editor-in-chief, for a point that we thought weak has turned out to be strong. ln spite of much coaxing and wheed- ling, he refused to explain what he meant, adding, however, that the weak- strong point would be disclosed during the sales campaign. Gale stated that the staff chose J ahn and Ollier for the engraving, and Lam- son's for the photographers. All pic- tures will be taken at Woodward. When asked about action shots, Gale replied that the '37 year book would have a greater number than last years. We hope to keep up the tradition of improving the Saga a step each year, informed Editor Weaner. Gale is very active in Hi-Y work, having been president of a club two years ago. He also has had a year of newswriting and a year of experience on the Tattler staff. Dramatic Instructor Picks Aids For Beginning Classes Assisting first year pupils, advanced dramatic students have been appointed by Miss Dorothy Kellogg to aid in in- struction of voice, posture, costume, and make---up. Laura Ellen Deer has charge of pos- ture directiong Violet Sheckler, voiceg Mildred DePew, make---up, and Eleanor Meyers, costume. Spanish And German Clubs Initiate Members At Tea Initiation of new members of the Spanish and German clubs was held at a tea in Room 141 yesterday. Acting as co-chairman.Helen Giblin and Ethel Crane made all arrangements with Helen Boyles, Helen Trautman, Robert Brotje, and Oscar Heiman assist- ing. Miss Anne Wetterman is adviser of both groups. Nurse Will Answer Frosh Girls' Questions Monthly After talking to the freshman girls last Wednesday, conference hour in the auditorium, Miss Hazel Coy, school nurse, took each girlis health score con- sisting of 41 questions. Every girl had a chance to hand in any question which was puzzling in social hygiene. Miss Coy will make an effort to answer questions at the month- ly meetings. Juniors, Seniors Receive Bids From Theatre Guild Invitations have been issued by the Little Theater Guild to juniors and seniors who were recommended by their last year's English teachers as desirable prospects for membership. Interviews will be held in room 149 any afternoon at 2:30 where some of the many advantages of the guild will be explained. L.C. Clark Plays Tromboue At Cleveland In Legion Band 1 pounded the pavement last Wed- nesday for about one and a half hours, remarked L. C. Clark when he came dack from the American Legion Na- tional Convention at Cleveland. The parade itself lasted twelve hours,from 10 A. M. to 10 P. M. Mr. Clark said that he played the trombone in the Vernon McCune Post f band. As ohio was the host, Mr. Clark came among the last in the march. It was the largest parade the Amer- ican Legion ever had h . '

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I ex ra-cur- ricular activities will not Join two similar organi- zations. ' Published and Printed Every School Week by th Pupils of Woodward High School. Price lc a single copy o 1 f,j2::'?rj'Mi:f.:igXx ,JIIEEIB '- f H Y I 55453005 o TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief N ,,,,,,,,,,. , .,..,,,,.,,,,...A, ,, ,.,.,,.,,,, Aaron No Vick Assistant Editors IDOHS shmltt 2 VVilliam Loerke Business Manasei' -.---,.- ---'-,----,---- .Edward Shapiro j Martha Murzynski 2 Virginia. Ignatowicz j Theresa Lipper 2 Norma Jean Allen I Robert Shuif i ' 2 Lula Belle Holbrook News Editors ....Y......... ------- - Feature Editors ...... -------e Sports Editors ..... Copy Rcadersm I Oscar Swaya,'Emma Berdue 1 Viola. Payak, Jack West , Club Editors ...... V A A I Colette Jensen ' 2 Sylvia Worshtil .,.........Jeannette Damraur M 3' Franklin Pohlman I Doris Rokicki Exchange Editor ..... Typists ....,.........,... .. Make-up Editor ....... Olczak Pressmen -,-,-----..-..-- --------v. I Michael Jakcsy R . I alston Leininger Faculty Advisers ....,,...............,.................,.... ggffs' Marie Efsis ReD01'f61'S-G601'g9 , an ordan, Florence Zaw locki, Dorothy Siebanaller, Mildred Seaders, Ellen Jane Scott Eleanor Schm d , ar ebeck, Jack Ewers, Charles Burk- hardt, Robert B1'otje, Marcella. Micheles, Margie LaMont, Eleanor Klinksick, Mildred Kin E h 1 g, t el Crane, Rosalie Corman. ugh Montgomery Spaulding Juli J V You're Easy On The Eye AST week's Tattler, appearing in new eight point type, surprised many an eye with its new dress. We hope this change is accepted fav bl .V ora y for it benefits the student body by making it possif ble t t ' - ' o con am one half again as much news. As the weeks and accom ' panying issues of the pa er ll b ' p ro y, improvements are expected to increase and mistakes to decrease With ' S w B C. C. L R T e , y a ue , To pgovle thatiia window cleaner isn't the ' - . man W o as a azardous job, we heard ofan ec 5- bseveml years ago Writers of fictlon and who dropped seven stories into a waste basket ,, X , Q- iography were fond of telling of the East Tech Hi Clev 1 nd Oh. 1' changes in personality ofa man on a horse. ' e 3, ' , EJ' ' . Meek and humble on foot among his fel- ,, . . . ' ,, lows, Yvhgrifmoutnted he goes becamg an Efgggilliglgsggrggsnikave thls morning- Jones? XA 553:33 gif-teln ilfgbgglf u?qgg3'11gfu?12IL Sergeant--- Well next time stand a bit closer xi ao, the rights pf Qthers- ' v the razor. ---Guard and Tackle, Stockton, Califor the Man on tllibdhlclrglel? limit cthzllguign tlienbyaiignlglcisl In 1874- grass hopper soup' resembling mqshro ego is built up by the ease with which he handles this Soup, loglst balttgrliakf were served to SIX mf modern one and one half ton machine, powered by an ers? e Orme C 00 at Warrensbufgi IV engine equivalent to seventy to one hundred horses. scan' h . h . . The same old psychological law is a work, and it takes ra3SI.ipperSd.mmuS t elf hggdsf plckled 3 . all the good sense and balance an individual has not fagee ide Sart nie? 6113? a Vify . lgh class food In to be carried away by it. o cnt 1aMan par s o 1na.--- asio Press, Kans This year thousands of Toledo motorists are to 1 y' O' carry a license. when dr' ' 1v1ng a car. A great number of these are of hi h h g sc ool age. All of us should tr ou bestt b ' y r o egood drivers. L t k as year 36,400 people in the United States ill ' ' ' were e in automobile accidents Practi ll . ca y all these deaths could have been prevented if some one in each case had been more careful and th ' oughtful. When you are drivin l g a car et that be your sole business. Don't drive recklessly. The time you gain by speeding can never compensate you for injuring oth D . GFS. rive safely always. .. -m. Delirious Dramas Time: 8th hour English class Place:.Mrs. Marie Ersi 's r g oom Occasion: Use of correct English in formal intro- duction Characters: Edward Shapiro, Ben Sliwinski, bash- ful boy friendsg Ethel Schiedlerg object of their de- votion. June Walters: lovin in th g o er. fEnter Ethel iianked ' h on e1t er side by two atten- tive swainsj Ethel: fbrightlyj Now, boys, I'm going to take ou t ' ' y o visit dear mother. Ed ward S. and Ben S. Cln unisonl Aw Heck! Ethel: fLooking upj Why here we a , re and there's dear mother waiting on the porch. Mother' fSpy1ng theml W ll . e , well, fapproaching and patting both boys on their headsl live heard a great deal ab t b ou oth of you from Ethel Edward S b . lushes green, red, vermillibn, Chinese red, Th ' ' o accomodate almost 2,000 students. were filled to capacity, 3,474 voices wo ld b ' ' o victory. f nless someone sang a duetj is uilding, 649 on the first floor, 753 on the second, and 696 on the third floor. iYou kids from Missouri have got one sweet job ah d o The Kickoff o information, Please ill There's one teach Q er in each classroom. fJust in case you wanted to knowj C29 Our Alma Mater was christened after a manu- al training instructor.f4 out of 5pupils never know this onej C32 Each teacher was presented with one picture of the Father of our Countrywi George Washington, not Clark Gable, sillyj to hang up in his classroom fThat didn? do any good---they still gyp.j 443 The reason you come out of the auditorium feeling like a throughly chewed sardine after a school mass meeting is that there are only 1,046 seats in the auditorium t 651 If the stadium u e cheering their team t U 16? There are 2098 Lockers in th' b ea of youl Station XYZ broadcasting from a light pole in an ann to e lady in red, and to sum it up red, and he is the Libbey stadium! Static and Q. R. M. are the . . ' , , so overcome that he forgets speech as curtain falls. sponsors. please Our Subscribers, and Wlfh thelf COOPQFHUOH, Moral ofthe playisone bird inthe blush isn't worth Emilio Got A Girl Fneoor' will probably be the this should not be too much to expect. two blushes in a play, Ibfnd's new theme song as composed by Frank Revisions in a paper published in a school are - ever- . . , . . David Sliwinski plays the role of ei-rand boy and diflicult to make because of the expense of securing Great Gossip diligently persuades the heumen in the frenzied 110W type- If YOU are not 111 favor Of the HRGFHTSIOH, crowds to purchase five suckers for the dainty maid remember that a liking for olives seldom comes ,' one 0fCenfrSg1'S f0119m0St heaffbreakefs has Stepped behind him. Suddenl 1T1't0 VV00QWf5l1'd St91'I'1lS0Ty, bI'f2ak!1'1g hearts 0119 by 9119- At the far end of the stands Everett Lords is y' His first victim proved to be Virginia Meyers who sighs jumping on his soot, He'S up! Hofs down! Hefs down as if she had indigestion, but it's only love. Isn't it again! 3, 6, 9, 101 Hofs down and out- The boys in A Word To The Wise queegtgsttwh Simanyhangwfge Romeos arilms red have just added 6 more points to the score. JUNIORS probably realize how close their igasarfqake her 13?:k?aSeman S ou go away O i 0 ns Caigoiiliygffgoi-igglgljgiolgifsggi-tion to the excitement Ship Of State Came t9 haV1Ug but two seamen- Grace Wheeler has announced that she is just crazyt' by directing Nye Loyaio Ti-nmpotoei-Sf' in a NWO!-diy , on Thursday Illormng there Wefef only two about archery---whose heart is she going to hurt when Symphony in flats, petitions for offices in circulation. Petitions had to he gets good? She ought to ask Eileen Wernert how Using a ten Cent Whistle to its best advantage, gisreturned with 30 signatures by threeo clock that gs ionedbeoagse Si? aimed Stifiihg? JaC1?'?LrdSeI1,s Nick Verrano establishes a one man .fcydoneo in - . , , - . on o ese ar- ' ' ' ' Fortunately som.e juniors were tgalvimzed totac- rsxg Sixguigliaigenllo iviziesr gowards :he gym, Ed, ggi Rgdflfeoigaifcigg.gggilgglginfigigibglg,figs 3:5 tion S0 that by the end of Hrshhour there were SIX die Nowak would be the object of its direction since noses in the ffgnt i-ow, more Out' . . , ' he has taken a fancy to red shorts The above IS printed for tne sole reason of offer- A - ' ing the sophomores a n example of what not to do ' to cou ' it c Choose Wisely pos HIS year when students are limited to member- dre ship in two clubs, it behooves them to pond he ,er more carefully what two clubs they will ' ' . was heard say that a tall, handsome senior, Boyd Cochran, of rse, is still tops with her. Not knowing definitely, annot be stated Whether it is accidentally or pur- ely that Bob Hille walks home the same way Mil- g d Raymer does---it mustfbe the latter though because carries her books. Betty McGibbeney confidentiall confid h ' shy little miss known as Kathleen Erd Y Join ' es t at when she S66S'L6W1S Beebe her heart If one were allowed but two books to read one Skips fi beat- 'Sarah doctor 112 the h0I1Se? We 110199 would not Select two histories, or two Science books, there 1S because heart trouble is catching. Pearl Luks or two music books of the same type. Rather the has a blonde reason for her heart throbs. Her constant educated person will variate his reading material so COUIPHIUOU, S0Ph19 T0P019Sk1 Seeks 91S9Wh61'e f0T as to broaden his intellect. amusement and scorns the local lads. Eugene Farwel1's The same holds true in selecting clubs. The stu- head SPIHS like H t0P as he bhthely Slides d h dents who wish to gain most from their t Cdub Needed own t e bannister on one toe. The cause---Elizabeth. The cure-- well, they could get together on it. Incidentally, cantt Robert Herzberger come out from behind that big brown 37 and become pally with any of our fair Woodward damsels. With a last glimpse of tipsy hats, happy C?J faces, and chewed-oifiingernails, Station XYZ signs off leaving us t Cl'O Gather around all ye children and ye shall hear of a tour under the direction of Woodward Engi- neer. In the entrance to the gridiron is the door to the boiler room. The first things your eyes light upon are four big 200 horsepower Kewannee boilers. These boilers use 1000 tons ofcoal ayear, and they require a coal shoveler continuously from 4 A. M. to 9 P.M. Next you come upon an air pump which regulates the dampers and also the ' f o go home and keep our fingers ssed for the Scott game. Underground Excursion air or laboratory work. Then the vacuum pump that pulls the foul air from ' each room. Next to these is a 1000 gallon boiler AST 36 400 I d- -d I t d h Q -Q ' which fli31rnishes't1he water 'for the shgwers. It is year , in 1v1 ua persons me eat '- I hewted as int esummerg steam int ewinter, in automobile accidents. To reckless driving The walrilm air tunnel leads from these rooms, A11 is attributed the greatest number. Famous found in our school: through this tunnel are little doors with the room Boyden Sparks, in an article in the Saturday Frank numbers on them. It is through these that the room Evening Post, which student and teacher drivers Louis Lord Fauntleroy temperatures are regulated: alike should read, attacks this problem sanely and Lulu In t ' ' ' clearly. E. Brown The organization of a Junior Associa tion here at Woodward he attic are eight ventilators which remov f t o 'r ' i f e23 Mouse ee ai a minute per u