,.5...r -.faq '. I . , , 1 1.1. ggv :,f.3.'4f?l' ' ' ..,1.,. . 5--1541 ,-: ,., ,wwfg rrV ,', 'If-,-4.L ' -E'-.-.Few Q., .1.,v -W .'-,mem-K :I-.SHIV iw . sr, Q, -. 1 1 W. ,A4 1. ,ff lx ' , mga: ,M . lei 4' Lfvfff -V -Y .. .ig L V QW B-w ' sf. .. f,Mwg-Qu' H Q -. .,.- .+L-9.55 'f f.,,Q. in-wr . X Iss E. H' -mi: 6? -rg 'iff 1 , , 5 . 85 l. 'iew 'k,--warm-ass 1-W - inks - -at iii' 'L-s, W :PMN qv j . 5hLf+e f , ' A v,'- 1 - . :Wig -.,1.a..:.L.Jh.Zkv..4+-..-.- Sp . .,,..,1.:-J-., b.., ..-app Saga- ttle Publlshed by Class of 1934 DEDI CA TI ON To Philo C. Dunsmore Instructor Of Social Problems We Respectfully Dedicate This The Fourth Edition Of The Saga-Tattler. Congratulations to the Class of 1934 DURING the past four years you have worked hard to reach the goal of graduation. Many of you have overcome great diiiiculties to achieve your end. Your parents have made sacrifices to keep you in school. Your teachers have done their best to help equip you for the arduous struggle that follows. We all commend your perseverance and your courage. We pledge you our lasting friendship and we proffer our sincerest wishes for your continued success. Principal rf . Cf -f....'l., ss H B Q QU- kyiilg as ll Mr. Ball Miss Abair Miss Bardo Mr. Bevan Mr. Grodi Mr. Crouse Mr. Gerber Mr. Dunsmore Chorus Home Economics English History Commercial Ind: Arts Commercial History Miss Coy Mrs. Anderson Mr. Alberstett Miss Adams M-Lflfu Home Nursing HMO'-V C0'n 'c'al Home Efongfficf' Miss Doering Miss Curtis Miss Cronk ' English Language Science , ,MVW gmfv Mr. Bruyere Mr. E. L. Clark Mr. Bitter Mr. L. C. Clark Ind. Arts Science Ind. Arts Science Miss Drennan Office Miss Barnes Miss Cornwell Miss Boyles English Phys. Ed. Science IE C! 7 44 A l mg,,,:mif:T: Q? Z - M W .Ya - ' :.. N:-eg . , J. All Mr. Johnson Miss McDonough Miss McClure Mr. Lords 1 Mr. Nuber Mr. Montgomery Mr. Meek Mr. Mohrhar , Science History Phys. Ed. Science Ind. Arts Ind. Arts Math. Ind. Arts Mr. Lowry Miss McLaughlin English History Mrs. Leu Miss Hazelton Miss Kellogg Mrs. McManamon Miss Edith Murphy Miss Mill Commercial Home Economics English English English Math. Y I f 1 1 Mr. Pollock Miss Nelson Miss Forster, Mr. Rike ' History Commercial Office -Math. Mrs. O'Brien Mr. Phipps Miss Eleanore Murphy Science Language English Nga- QZIZZYQI I lk Smith Mr, Hanham Mr, Skinner Mr, Sheline Mr. Thompson Mr. Thomae Mr. Staneart Mr. Sutphen 's. Ed. Phys. Ed. Commercial Science Ind- ANS Ind- Aff-9 Science Band Miss Spross Miss Sivers Miss Rutan Miss Shaw b Office English History ENBUSII U A Miss Strachan Miss Tippett Miss Ward English History Math. gy? Mr. Van Gorder Miss Woodrich Miss Werum Mr. Worf Math. English Orchestra Math. Miss Warner Mr. Van Tassel Miss Wetterman Commercial Commercial Language l ga- CZEZZYZQ .......nature, jazz, pie, cats, Name Mr. LaRue Miss Abair Miss Adams Mr. Alberstett Mrs. Anderson Miss Anderson Miss Bardo Miss Barnes Mr. Bevan Mr. Bitter Miss Boyles Mr. Bruyere Miss Cady Mr. E. L. Clark Mr. L. C. Clark Miss Cornwell Miss Coy Miss Cronk Mr. Crouse Miss Curtis Miss Doering Miss Drennan Mr. Dunsmore Miss Forster Mr. Gerber Mr. Grodi Mr. Hanham Miss Hazelton Mr. Johnson Miss Kellogg Mrs. Leu Mr. Lords Mr. Lowry Miss McClure Miss McDonough Miss McLaughlin Mrs. McManamon Mr. Meek Miss Miller Mr. Mohrhardt Mr. Montgomery Miss Edith Murphy Miss Eleanor Murphy Miss Nelson Mr. Nuber Mrs. O'Brien Mr. Phipps Mr. Pollock Mr. Rike Mr. Rohr Miss Rutan Miss Sawtelle Miss Shaw Mr. Sheline Mr. Skinner Miss Sivers Mr. Smith Miss Spross Mr. Staneart Mi s Strachan Hobby Fishing Outdoor life Music Motoring Reading Etching Sports Dancing Sports Mountain climbing Hiking Landscape Travel Lawn Bowling Sailing Flower garden Nature Fishing Writing Golf Eating fshrimp saladl Flower garden Sleeping Classical music Study business Fishing Large dogs Economics Model houses Dogs Outdoor life Collecting stamps Basketball Paintings Collecting dishes New York Theatre Driving auto Cooperation Fishing with Crouse Fishing and hunting Horseback riding Radio Good movies Aviation Plays Bridge Vegetable garden Rheumatism Stamp collection Skating Books Cooking Hunting Chickens Be on the water Swimming Reading Collecting coins Bridge chop suey, golf I I! Dislike Crooners Fried oysters Ginger bread Women smokers Failures Poor spirit Honking cars Red fingernails Poor sportsmanship Early retiring Deceit Jazz Display of temper Chop Suey Poor sportsmanship Mice Cats Pessimism Custard pie . Poor school spirit Chatter in Tattler Office Getting weighed Oil salad dressing People who don't pay bets Jazz Unpreparedness Bridge Small dogs Noise Spinach Cats City Women Discord Early rising Making beds Gum chewing Lack of effort Skipping classes Wife's back talk Loafers Competition Numerous Hot weather Snobbish character Lamb Early rising Shoveling snow Parsnips Cucumbers Tomatoes Indifference Loud noises Cottage cheese Lipstick Peanut munchers Snakes Cocoanut candy Grading papers Slang s Miss Tippett Motoring Bats Mr. Thomae Sports Nickel snatchers Mr. Thompson Posters Poor cooperation Mr. Van Gorder Sports Bridge Mr. Van Tassel Taking moving pictures Nuts Ccocoanutsl Miss Ward Steaks Certain words Miss Warner Dancing Spiders Miss Wetterman Bettering children Bookless pupils Miss Woodrich Travel Laziness Mr. Worf Golf Golf liars C! ...gi L3 it - 55 CLASS POEM as as We wait with awed expectancy Life's cavalcade to see. The curtain rises bouyantlyg The glorious pageant starts. This life Revealed is not all strife For those who face it valiantly. We brave the World's grim, towering Walls And, though their might appalls- A barrier to success-we rend Them stone from stone! They crash! Now Love Eternal from above A light for victory will lend. A country's life is in our hands H To mold, unite the strands, And bind the hopes of every race. A paradise on earth we'll make Form chaos and awake Our fellowmen to faith and grace. Behold the challenge at our feet To crush all greed, to meet With valor every subtle thing That bars our way to wisdom, fame, And all we hope to claim. Our triumph happiness will bring. Classmates! Let none be pushed aside As hopefully we stride Along new paths where none has trod. So guided by the age-old Truth Which points the way for youth, We humbly breathe a prayer to God. -Marie Cochran. lg fga- 47cffZZ'!Q ESQ if Senior Class History rim ffm rim JM dia dike S WE look into the past, the vision of our four short years at Woodward appears to be a period of apprenticeship under the guidance of masters, a period in which we at- tempted to acquire a deeper knowledge and a broader outlook, so that, we, America's Youth of Today, might contribute something truly Worthwhile and beneficial as America's Citizens of Tomorrow. As a novice is irresistably attracted to the shop of the skilled work- man, we as students were drawn to the gates of learning, our modern high school. Unskilled, inexperienced, and totally unprepared for the surging mass of Upper Classmen and the comparatively enormous high school with its complicated life, we Fresh- men entered the scholastic field at Woodward in September, 1930. Without an opportuni- ty to become terrified by the intricacies of school life, we were led away from our feelings of uncertainty and doubt and were directed to feelings of ccnidence and assurance by our advisers, Miss Wetterman and Mr. Crouse. Days of despair, weeks of toil, months of anticipation came to all of us, but finally We emerged victorious, well prepared to face our sophomore responsibilities. A number of Sophomores from Waite came to join our ranks at the beginning of the second year. The two groups easily fused together because of our similar ideals, our harmonious attitudes, and our common friends. Miss Cronk and Mr. Meek proved them- selves capable class advisers. Patriotic revelry in the form of The Bicentennial Ball, annual Sophomore Dance, climaxed this season of activity. Because two years had success- fully been served, the future loomed on the horizon more interesting, more beneficial than before. The height of achievement! An Upper Classman at last! How lofty, how proud had we become with the presentation of our classification. These honors inspired the dramatic efforts to such an extent that Little Women was acclaimed an unusually successful enterprise. Laying aside our cloak of responsibility, we became kids again under the influence of our Junior Kid Party. Some of our number had dropped by the wayside, some had forged ahead, but the Class of '34 pressed forward encouraged by the thought of Commencement. Much wiser, better prepared, and more self-assured, we began the round of school activities as Seniors, holding the places of honor, and basking in the limelight. Under the steadying influence of Mr. LaRue, Miss Miller, and Mr. Dunsmore the more earnest and important side of Commencement was disclosed to us. Hardly had our meditation been completed, when our Senior activities burst into action: the Senior Play, Berkeley Square , the Prom, the most colorful event of the year, the Senior Picnic, Baccalaureate, and lastly, the fulfillment of our ambitions, our aspirations, and our hopes---Commencement. The realization becomes dominant to us as we review our days spent at Woodward's workshop. They were not all easy ones, but it is evident that our future life will not always be filled with pleasure. The path on which we shall soon start will be a hard and rough one, but as a result of our previous masters' supervision the future appears bright, attractive, and encouraging. Thus the Class of '34 anxiously awaits the turning in the road. -Mary Jane Veller. Qi FSE m ga- Q29zz'zQ ua Ed 55 Farewell ddress +3341 +553 AS THE curtain descends on the last act of a magnificent production, the actors feel relieved and satisfied, because they have accomplished something that has brought happiness not only to themselves but to all those who were in any way concerned. Thus, with the same feeling, we allow our thoughts to dwell on the four years of our high school life during which time we have been developing our minds, our bodies, and our charac- ters in order to take our places in the world. Although our various voca- tions will separate us, we shall always have the numerous memories of our high school days---days at times filled with great joy---days which at other times were filled with problems and disappointments. At present, hopeful and anxious to achieve success in other fields, we little realize just how much we owe to Woodward. It is impossible to express in words our thanks and appreciation to our parents, our princi- pal, and to the members of' the faculty to whom we are indebted for pro- viding the opportunities which made it possible for us to have a high school education. Through their efforts and their interests in our welfare, we have been able to acquire some of the essentials necessary to live the honest, upright life expected from a young man or a young woman. Our teachers have worked together and have given their willing counsel and encourage- ment for one great end, to stimulate and to foster our youthful ambitions. Friendship, scholarship, sportsmanship, and cooperation are the achieve- ments each loyal student has to offer in return. Each year graduates stand on the threshold of their schools and hesi- tate as they listen to the confusion of the world on the other side of the opening door. To the student body which will take our place, we leave one request: Carry on the traditions of Woodward which we have helped to build. We as seniors of the class of 1934 are very grateful to our officers, our advisers, and our organizations whose splendid leadership has enabled us, Working together in a friendly spirit, to place our high school in the prominent position it holds and deserves. -Anna Wegener. Qi FSE ll! jlgc7- ICZZYZQ I li Gita SENIOR CLASS COMMITTEES Prom Don McFerren-Chairman, Ethel Dull, Alvin Sanger, Marian Kerwin, Isadore Reichlin, Florence Schindler, Vivian Wells. Play Carl Dority-Chairman, Grace Spaulding, Robert Kleinhans, Frank Siadak, Alvina Piesiewicz, Philip Moore, Virginia Zitz. Program Rita McCarty--Chairman, Henry Nichpor, Margaret Keifer, Jean Clifton Willard Bonham, Anita Eurenius, Ralph Boyd. Banquet Mae McKnight-Chairman, Leon Phifer, Meyer Novick, Louise Miller Russell Shugarman, Jane Mack, Harvella Bentley. Picnic Mary Jane Veller-Chairman, Dan Slawski, Margaret Keeseckerl, Helen Binkowski, Paul Trepinski. ' Social Charles Stewartm-Chairman, Lucille Anton, George Carr, Jane Kranz, Theodore Pirucki, Arthur Berkowitz, Alice Gertz. Graduation Alice Gregorek- Chairman, Ralph Nopper, Alice Henzler, William King Stanley Mackowiak, Catherine Trepinski, Willis Zipfel. elif? , . 7 SENIOR CLASS ADVISERS AND OFFICERS Mr. P. C. Dunsmore Adviser Miss A. Miller Adviser Robert Ridenour President Ruth Rainlow Vice-President John Alexson Treasurer Alice Kreft Secretary ww fxy' , MJ, Carl Polcyn ' . Reporter jd, C J 0 mgg fga- fazzzefch ar 'N Walter Beck General Harvella Bentley Edith Abdo Commercial Visual Ed. Society. 2 John Alexson Commercial Class Treas. 4 Gertrude Anselm Commercial Girls' Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4 W Club 3, 4s Sec.-Treas. 4 Melvin Antoine General Hi-Y 1 Lucy Baranowski Commercial . Frances Bell General Library Assn. 4 Fasces Club 4 Ye Curtaine Players 3, Arthur Berkowitz Treas. 3 Orten Adair Industrial Arts Social Science Club 3, 4 Electrical Club 3 Elizabeth Amos Commercial Zetalethean Lit. Society 4 Joseph Andrzejewski General Band 1, 2, 3, 4 Lucille Anton General Social Com. 4 Salesmanship Club 4 Art Klan 2 George Assally General Honor Society 3, 4 La Junta Castellana 1 General Library Assn. General Peiuper Club Dramatic Club 1, 2 Tattler Staff 3, 45 Bus. Mgr. 4 La Junta Castellana 1, 2, 3, 4 Fred Blum Commercial Ruby Bigley Commercial Friendship Ralph Boyd General Hi-Y 4 Club 1, 2, 33 Treas. 4 Stella Bialorucki Commercial Little Theatre Guild 4 Friendship Club 3, 4 Willard Bonham General Hi-Y La Junta Castellana Hugh Collins General Football 3 Track 3 V lg jiga- Vdzzyaf ll Helen Binkowski General Friendship Club 4, Sec. 4 Social Science Club 3 Fasces 4 George Carr General Senior Class Social Com. 4 Irene Boczkowski Commercial Carl Corthell General Football 2, 3, 4 Basketball 3 W Club 3 Thelma Burgard General Periclean Lit. Society 4 Fasces Club 4 Jack Bruhl General Blanche Blackman General Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 4, Friendship Club 1, 4 Q I 1- Lewis Chengges General Track 2 Football 2 'I Dorothy Bollinger Commercial Le Cercle Francais 2, 4 George Crawford General Class Sec. 2 Milton Cykowski Industrial Arts Electrical Society 2,- 3 Ruth Clarke Commercial Alex Dankowski Fine Arts Mildred Clukey Commercial Periclean Lit. Society 4 Glee Club 4 4' Little Theatre Guild 4 Donald Dietsch General Hi-Y 1, 2 Honor Society 3, 4 Tattler Staif Lillian Burr Commercial Ted Czarcenski General Hi-Y 4 Basketball 3, 4 Jean Clifton General La Junta Castellana 1, 2, 3g Rep. 3 Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 4 W Club 3, 4 David Dembinski Industrial Arts Pica Club 2, 3 Marie Cochran Q General Periclean Lit. Society 2, 3, 45 Pres. 4 Band 3, 4g Sec.-Treas. 4 Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4g Sec. 83 Rep. 4 Agnes Cruse Donald Dix General General Q. and D. Lit. Society Track 2 William Donovan Marge Devlin Industrial Arts Commercial , F00l5b8ll 3, 4 11 3 4. T 4 Little Theater Guild 4 L? Junta Caste ana ' ' Teas' Library Assn. 2, 3, 43 Pres. 3 Saga Staff 4 Ethel Dull Carl Dority Academic General Fasces Club 2, 3, 43 Sec. 3, 4 Seelel Com- Chr- 4 periclean Lit- Society 4 Ye Curtaine Players 3, Pres. 3 Class Sec. 3 Robert Duhamel Maxine Dull General Commercial Electrical Club 4 Friendship Club 1, 2, 4 Dramatics 3, 4 Eleanor Eckhart David Essick General General Play Com. 4 Football Mgr. 3 - - Bill Evans Virginia Enderlen Commercial Commercial Helen Englert Joseph Fishler Commercial Industrial Arts Auto Mechanics 4 James 1701135 Anita Eurenius . General Commercial Football and Basketball Mgr. 2, 3, 4 Zetalethean Lit. society 2, 3, 4 Freie Babu 2 Social Science Club 2, 3, 43 Pro. Chr. 4 Intra-Mural 1, 2 Grace Eurenius Louis Forman General General Zetalethean Lit. Society 2. 3, 4 French Club 2, 3, 4 Glee Club 3, 4g V. Pres. 4 Peiuper Club 3, 43 Sec. 4 Sam Forman Alice G9YtZ General Commercial Peiuper Club 3 Little Theater Guild-4 Soical Com. 4 I E 727 Q U QQ- cz 1 .. Albert Francis General Orchestra 1, 2 Football 1 Irene Golembiewski Commercial Therese Grabelski Commercial V La Junta Castellana- 1, 2 Salesmanship Club 4 Girls' Athletic League 1, 2, 3 Frederick Freeman Industrial Arts Football 1, 2 Lydia Gran Donald Gardner Commercial Industrial A1115 Girls' Athletic League 3, 4 Q- and D- Lit- S0Ci6tY 4 Friendship Club 3, 4 Alice Gregorek Alvin German Commercial Industrial Arts Class Treas' 2' 3 Aeronautics Society 4 Zetalethean Lit. Society 3, 4 Honor Society 3, 4 LUCY Gust George Grover Commercial General W Club 3, 4 my 3, 4 Girls' Athletic 11933119 1, 2, 3, 4 Q. and D. Lit. Society 3, 4, Treas. 4 Friendship Club 2, 3, 4 Electl-ica1 Club 3 3 an l . 31. ,- I Al Grubinski 1 5' General VU' Aviation Society 1, 2, 3, 43 Sgt.-at- arms 4 Intra-Mural Mgr. 4g Sec.- Treas. 4 Fasces Club 3 Leona Gwozdz General Salesmanship Club 4 Girls, Athletic League 3, 4 Edward Hammer General Electrical Club 1, 2, 3, 4 Q. and D. Lit. Society 3 Naomi Harrison - Commercial V Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 4 Social Science Club 3 Fred Hanna Wilma Harrison General General Hi-Y 4 Zetalethean Lit. Society 3, 4 Fasces Club 3 Social Science Club 3 Dolores Haynes Commercial Clarence Heck General Q. and D. Lit. Society 3, 4 Hi-Y 4 Boxing 3 Social Science Club 3, 4 Zetalethean Lit. Society 3, 4 William Hester Commercial - Social Science Club 2 Dorothy Heffner Commercial Visual Ed. Society 2 L I v ga- 7ffZZ!Q Arthur Karnikowski Industrial Arts Art Klan 4 Electrical Club 2, 3 Golf 3 Irene Kaczmarek General Glee Club 1, 4 Edward Keiter A Industrial Arts Margaret Keefer General Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 4, Treas. 4 Girls' Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4, Pro. Chr. 4 Fasces Club 2, 3, Treas. 3 Howard Kersey General Q. and D. Lit. Society 3, 4 Social Science 3 Alice Henzler Commercial Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 45 Sec. 4 Freie Bahn 2, 3, 43 Treas. 4 Honor Society 3, 4 Edward J ankowski Industrial Arts Saga StaE 3, 4 Tattler Stalf 3, 4 Pica Club 1, 3, Pres. 3 Irene Holewinski Commercial Visual Ed. Society 2 Social Science Club 3 Ye Curtaine Players 3 Frank Justin ' Industrial Arts Band 2 Freie Bahn 2, 4 Margaret Johnston General Friendship Club 4 . Dorothy Just General Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 4, Sgt at-arms 4 Salesmanship Club 3,4 Friendship Club 4 John Kaweski Industrial Arts Auto Mechanics 2, 3,4 Art Klan 4 Visual Ed. Society 3 Genevieve Kasprzak General Fasces Club 3 Grover Kenyon General Q. and D. Literary Society 3, 4 Reserve Football 2 Varsity Football 3, 4 Margaret Keesecker General Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3,4 Social Science Club 2, 3 Saga Staif 4 Leo J ablonski General Marion Hirsch General Orchestra 4 Girls' Athletic League 4 Walter J aworski Industrial Arts Junerose ImOberstag Commercial Le Cercle Francais 3 Art Klan 3, 4 Louis Karl Industrial Arts Q. and D. Lit. Society 4 - -- lllflmexlx ' C! ' QU- IQZZZQ Cora Belle Kehrer William King ' Academic General Tattler Staff 2, 3, 45 News Ed. 4 Hi-Y 3, 4 Honor Society 3, 4 Freie Bahn 4 Charles Klinksick Academic Commercial Fasces Club 3, 4 Prom Comm. 4 Freie Balm 3, 45 Pres. 35 V. Pres. 4 Little Theater Guild 4 Tattler Staff Bus. Mgr. 35 Ed. 4 Senior Friendship Club 4 Martha Komasinski Ted Kosyfiar General Industrial Arts Girls' Athletic League 1, 3, 4 Intra'Mm'a1 Mgr' 3' 4 Glee Club 1, 3, 45 Treas. 4 Basketball 3 Salesmanship Club 4 Joseph Kotlewski Industrial Arts g I U Girls' Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4 Engineering Society 2 Salesmanship Club 4 Wanda Kowalski Joseph Kuron General l Q. and D. Lit.'S6ciety 3, 4 La Junta Castellana 1, 2, 3 Marian Kerwin Mary Kowalski General Little Theater Guild 3, 4 Industrial Arts John Kuszek Christine Kraemer Industrial Arts Commercial Little Theater Guild 4 Friendship Club 3, 4 Salesmanship Club 4 Jane Kranz Commefclal y . Robert Lefevre Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 45 Chap. 4 Industrial Arts Salesmanshlp Club 4 Q. and D. Lit. Society 3, 45 Censor 4 Hi-Y 1 , Alice Kreft Fred Leighton Commercial I Industrial Arts Girls, Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 45 Sec. 4 Track 3, 4 Periclean Lit. Society 2, 3, 45 V. Pres. 4 k 1 4, Q. and D. Lit. Society 3, 45 Mgr. 4 V2 ' Hi-Y 3, 4 f 2 V Leonard Letke General Track 3, 4 Football 2 Ann Kugharski and D. Lit. Society 4 Commercial Isabelle Larrow Commercial . Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 45 Eugene Lukowski Rep. 2, 3 General Girls' Athletic League 2 ugg jlga- fC7Z'Z'!Q!'C- ll l Fred Masernann Industrial Arts N '18 1, Jayne McDonal ,General ' d ' Student Council 3, 4g V. Pres. 4 Georgette Lutife General Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 4 Fasces Club 2, 3, 4 W Club 4 Don McFerren General Q. and D. Lit. Society 3, 43 Pres. 4 La Junta Castellana 2, 35 V. Pres. 3 Hi-Y 3, 4 Marjorie Lyons Commercial La Junta Castellana 2, 3, 4 Social Science Club 3, 4 Abe Margel General Peiuper Club 4 Irene McDonald General l Kathryn McDonald General Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 4, Pub. Chr. 3 Friendship Club 3, 4 Library Assn. 4 GiHord Meacham General Football 4 Stanley Lupinski Industrial Arts Track 1, 2, 3 Visual Ed. Society 4 Wrestling 4 Adeline Lyczkowski Commercial Glee Club 1, 2, 3 Visual Ed. Society 2 Stanley Mackowiak Industrial Arts Plane Society 1, 2 Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 45 Treas. 2 Rita McCarty General Class Pro. Chr. 4 Le Cercle Francais 3, 49 Pro. Chr. 4 Social Science Club 3, 4 George Margy General Student Council 43 Pres. 4 Intra-Mural 3, 43 V. Pres. 4 Hi-Y 4 hi: 5- Qlfffwff Club 3,4 .gPdZetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 43 Rep. 4 Basketball 2, 3, 4 Albert Meissner Industrial Arts Art Klan 1 Plane Society 2 Eleanor Maciejewski Commercial Friendship Club 2, 4 Mae McKnight General Class Executive Com. 2 Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4 Saga Stan' 4 Frank Michalak Industrial Arts Girls' Athletic Leag ue4 Basketball 2, 3, 4 Electrical Club 1, 2,3 Louis Michalak Jane Mack Industrial Arts General Pica Club 1, 2, 3s Sergeant-at-Arms 3 Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4 Honor Society 3, 4 Saga Staff 4 v l Qgcz- IUZZYQ II Richard Nicholas Industrial Arts Q. and D. Lit. Society 3 4 V Pres 4 Electrical Club 3 Hi-Y 3, 4 Hattie Nareski General Orchestra 3, Art Klan 4 Ralph Nopper Industrial Arts Hi-Y 3, 4 Graduation C Angela Neid Commercial Little Theater Guild 4 Friendship Club 3 4 Stanley Nowak Industrial Arts Football 4 ef- C' I ll L - Z QC7- R72 2 Elin .Theresa Pioterek General Art Klan 4 Home Economics 3 Chester Plicinski General Class V. Pres. 2 Alice Purcell General Visual Ed. Society 4 Carl Polcyn Industrial Arts Class Pres. 2 Hi-Y 4 June Reid Commercial Friendship Club 1, 2 Girl's Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4 Marcel Olender Fine Arts Art Klan 1, 2, 3, 45 Treas. 3, Pres. 4 Play Com. 3 Track 2 Mary Pary Commercial Stanley Pawelczak Commercial Salesmanship Club 4 International Club 1 Visual Ed. Society 2 LaDonna Pfuhl Academic Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 4 Le Cercle Francais 1, 2 Freie Bahn 3 Leon Phifer Academic Hi-Y 2, 3, 4, Treas. 4 Fasces Club 3, 45 Sgt.-at-arms 4 Golf 3, 4g Cap't. 4 Theodore Pirucki Commercial Social Science Club 2, 3 Gertrude Pozarzyski General Paul Pohorecki Fine Arts 'Art Klan 2, 3, 4, Treas. 2 rj , Edith Osthimer General Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4 Library Assn. 4 Ye Curtaine Players 3 David Olson General Le Cercle Francais 2, 3, 4 Peiuper Club 3, 4 Audrey Pfeiffer Commercial Band 1, 2, 3, 45 Sec.-Treas. 1 Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 45 Sec. 4, Treas Librarian 2 Jerry Petrucha Industrial Arts Band 1, 2, 3, 4, Pres. 1, 2, 3, 4 Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 45 V. Pres. 3, 4 Alvina Piesiewicz .IA JI, General Girls, Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 43 Pres. 4 Zetalethean Lit. Society 3, 43 V.- Pres. 3, 4 Honor Society 3, 4 r if r L, ,I Ruth Ramlow Academic Zetalethean Lit. Society 3, 4, Pres. 4 Fasces Club 3, 4, Pres. 3, 4 Class V. Pres. 3, 4 William Przetak General 5 ff' i 71f'9f?1f.,im:ikialV, A Yi U ZQ .11r?isilil ilihh lsadore Reichlin Marie Rokicki General Commercial Football 1, 2, 3 Art Klan 2 Track 2 Girls' Athletic League 4 W Club 3 Ye Curtaine Players 3 Tilma Roloff Robert Ridenour General Academic Glee Club 1, 2, 3, 45 Sec. 4 Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 43 Pres. 2, 4 Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4 Class Pres. 3, 4 Saga Staff 4 Jerome Roszczipka Industrial Arts Plane Society 1, 2 Molly Rubin General International Club 2, 3, Periclean Lit. Society 4 Class Play 3, 4 Edmund Sankowski Fine Arts Art Klan 2, 3, 4 Visual Ed. Society 2 4, Rep. 4 nw L., fu Vw Q. and D. Lit. Society 2, Kathryn Roman Commercial F asces Club 3 Visual Ed. Society 2 Alvin Sanger General Peiuper Club 3, 4 International Club 4 Prom Com. 4 Genevieve Rudnicki General Girls' Athletic League Friendship Club 4 Little Theater Guild 4 1,4 Eleanor Runge Robert Sautter Commercial Industrial Arts Social Science Club 3, 4 Band 1, 2, 3, 45 Bus. Mgr. 4 Orchestra 3, 45 Sec. 4 Plane Society 1, 2 Walter Schla pman Industrial Arts Virginia Saionz Engineering Society 3, 4 General Social Science Club 3 Girls' Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4 Home Economics Club 3 LaVerne Sautter ' General Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4 Alvin Sepanski Ye Curtaine Players 3 - Industrial Arts La Junta Castellana 1, 2 Plane Society i, 2 Visual Ed. Society 4 Louis Schwartz Florence Schindler Commerclal Commercial Peiuper Club 8, 4, Rep. 4 1 Rosalind Schupp I ericlean Lit. Society 3, 4g Chap Library Assn. 2, 3, 45 Pres. 4 Student Council 4 General Zetalethean Lit. Society 3, 4 Park Shaw Home Economics 1 General Grace Spaulding General Little Theater Guild 3, 43 Sec. 35 V. Pres. 4 Library Assn. 4g V. Pres. 4 Periclean Lit. Society 3, 45 Sec. 4 Charles Stewart Academic Golf Team 3, 4 Fasces Club 3, 43 V. Pres. 4 Hi-Y 2, 3, 4 Helen Swiderski Commercial Jesse Quinn General Football 3 Track 2 Stanley Szych Academic La Junta Castellana 3, 4 Social Science Club 3, 4 - -r.,..'.:.n. 1 I NLILAALQQ, uhh llilllxlx gc? Q U RussellIShugarman Commercial Social Science Club 3, 4 g V. Pres. 4 Peiuper Club 4 Hi-Y 4 Margaret Shea General Merrill Slane General Hi-Y 3 Fasces 3 Orchestra 1, 2, 3, 4 June Slavin Commercial Girls' Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4 VV Club 4 Lloyd Smith Fine Arts Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 4 Q. and D. Lit. Society 3, 43 Sec. 4 Electrical Club 3 Meyer Solomon Commercial Peiuper Club 3, 4 Irene Stackowicz General Friendship Club 1, 2, 49 V. Pres. 4 International Club 4 Dramatics 4 Dennis Stewart Commercial Commerce Club 3 Fasces Club 1 Otis Swan Industrial Arts La Junta Castallana 2 Leola Taylor General Girls' Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4 W Club 4 Visual Ed. Society 2 Margaret Shafer General Home Economics Frank Siadak General Club 3 Glee Club 3, 4, Pres. 4 Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 4 Library Assn. 3, 43 Dorothy Sidorenko Commercial Glee Club 2 Freie Bahn 2 Dan Slawski General Automotive Socie 1, 25 Pres. 3, 4 Eldonna Smith General Sgt.-at-arms 4 ty 1,2, 3, 4, V. Pres. f- F 4 Hv ..QC7- JZYZZZQ H Catherine Trepinski Commercial Zetalethean Lit. Society Friendship Club 1, 2, 3, 4 Saga Staff 4 Leonard Szymorowski Industrial Arts Auto Mechanics 3, 4 Mary Louise Vance General Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4, Censor 4 Little Theater Guild 3, 4 Class Play 3, 4 Paul Trepinski Academic Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 4 Social Science Club 2, 3, 4, Pres. 4 Fasces Club 3, 4g Treas. 4 Elizabeth Vinson Commercial Le Cerlce Francais 3, 4 Anthony Szymczak Industrial Arts Pica 1, 2, 3, 4 Automotive Society 4 Jennie Tweel Commercial ' Salesmanship Club 3, Orchestra 1, 2, 3 John Tokes Industrial Arts Band 1, 2, 3 Pica Club 3 Mary Jane Veller Academic Periclean Lit. Society Saga Associate Ed. 4 William Tyrrell Industrial Arts Electrical Club 1, 2, 3 Student Assembly 4 4 3, 4, V. Pres. 4 W 4,4 f l , David Weiss General Visual Ed. Society 4 Peiuper Club 3, 4 Madeline Wagenknecht General Friendship Club 4 Walter Wielinski General Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4 Visual Ed. Society 2 Hi-Y 1, 2, 3, 4 Irene Walczykowski General Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4 Le Cercle Francais 4 Orchestra 1, 2, 3 Zigmund Wilkolek Industrial Arts Mechanical Engineers 2 Louise Wadas General Raplh Wexler Commercial Peiuper Club 3, 4 Betty Jane Waite Commercial Friendship Club 4 Leonard Wiktorowski Industrial Arts Aviation Society 4 Electrical Club 4 Louise Walker Commercial Friendship Club 4 'FY fri -CTP' Qfaf- C! ..f....... ll CZQC7- KZZYQIC- . ..fl Walter Zych Industrial Arts Mechanical Engineers 2 Alberta Winger General Edward Zylka Industrial Arts Basketball 4 Plane Society 2 Tumbling 1, 2, 3 Jeannette Woodbury Commercial Girls' Athletic League 1, 2, 3, 4 Visual Ed. Society 1 Virginia Zitz Commercial Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4 Library Assn. 4 Little Theater Guild 3, 45 V. Pres. 3 Adam Wysocki Industrial Arts Art Klan 3, 4 Intra-Mural Mgr. 3, 4 Lois Waters Commercial Library Assn. 3,4 Home Economics 1 Gertrude Wegener Commercial ' Ray Zimmerman General Lillian Williams General Dramatics 3 Periclean Lit. Society 3, 4 Friendship Club 1 - Margaret Williams Commercial W Club 1, 2, 3, 45 Pres. 4 Zetalethean Lit. Society 2, 3, 4 Honor Society 3, 4 Melvin Zygula Industrial Arts Hi-Y 3, 4 Florence Woloski Commercial Friendship Club 3, 4 Little Theater Guild 4 Salesmanship Club 4 Helen Zalenski Commercial Anna Zoska Commercial Anna Wegener General Tattler Staif 3, 4g News Ed. 4 Honor Society 3, 4 Freie Bahn 3, 43 Pres. 4 Jack Worshtil General Peiuper-Club 3, 4g Treas. 4 Class Play 3, 4 Louis Zarnoch Industrial Arts Vivian Wells Academic Periclean Lit. Society 4g C. Sec. 4 Le Cercle Francais 4 Little Theater Guild 4 Willis Zipfel General Hi-Y 3, 4 Q. and D. Lit. Society 3, 4, Sgt.-at arms 4 Orchestra 1, 2, 3 ,x X 'J xii V , X . ,il x f- F A l gci- fC7Z'Z'fQ Members Of The Class Not Submitting Pictures ACADEMIC GENERAL INDUSTRIAL ARTS Leone Bennett Edward Krecioch Roman Nuszkiewicz COMMERCIAL Lilas Antoine Berneda Arps Agnes Brooker Natalie Cwieka Ruth Jaegle Alice Kalinowski Mary Kempinski Jessica Kowalski Amelia Prybylski Irvin Wroblewski Frances Arnovitz Marjorie Bates Adela Brodecki Alice Brown Ed Holmes FAQ? Robert Huebner William Kapela John Kawczynski Robert Kleinhans Benedict Malaska Franklyn Melber 3314-OL Henry Sobocinski Julian Sommer Charles Steck Michael Tarnow Pauline Wilson Ulf? Jack Bletterman Ronald Chinneck Ray Chmiel Henry Czarenski Ray Kapff William Laston Chester Matuszak Charles Nalodka William Reed Charles Samson Steve Topor Francis Walczak Stanley Walczak Ralph Wozniak Walter Zalewski Joseph Zawlocki Louis Zelazny '25 QQ In Memoriam Louise Wozniak 585 Harold Prien 3+ E99 Dora Kowalski ME: C' .. ll M QC7- KZ! 2 Qin AIR RECEPTIO GALA EVENT Cream Of Society Present At Notable Celebration ff- ? ,, , By Paul Trepinski THE house was brilliantly lighted as I drove up in my Phifer V-8. The party, the most brilliant social event of the year, with Robert Ridenour as host, was to bring together many members of the 1934 graduating class of Woodward High School. By the way, I suppose that most of you did not know that Bob is a successful engineer now. After handing my car over to Emil Hiltman, the garage man, I proceeded into the house. The butler, William Hester, met me at the door. After I was announced, the first person I met was Bob, who volun- teered to show me through the house in order to help me re- port this gala affair. He took me into the living room, and to my query stated that the plans for the house had been drawn by Fred Hanna, that it had been built by Robert Lefevere, and that the in- terior decorating had been done by Grace Spaulding. He also told me that the party was being given for Tilma Rololf, the first woman to fly around the world. He then took me to the library where I saw Clarence Heck, the famous explorer, Roman Nuszkiewicz, the Russian dictator, Virginia Zitz, the star of the famous play Campus Days , and Carl Dority, a famous author, all pleaasntly chatting. On the other side of the room I saw Jerry Petrucha, Congressman from Ohio, Paul Pohorecki, a world-famed artist, Pauline Wilson, the sculptress, and Lillian Williams, the famous critic, all engaged in a stir- ring bridge game while David Weiss, the world-famed bridge expert, looked on. In the men's room there was a large group talking about the good old days. In this group were Marcel Olender, who is a famous cartoonist, David Olson, who manages a haber- dashery, Henry Nichpor, who owns the largest bakery in the state, Ralph Nopper, who teaches math at Ohio State, and Meyer Novick, who, with Phillip Moore, runs a cleaning establishment. On the other side of the room Dr. Leo Morow- ski, the eye specialist, was being questioned about the recent operation he had performed on William Donovan, the movie star. Some of the group were Chester Mikol, Max Minor and James Moll, partners in a law firm, George Margy, an elec- trician, Benny Malaska, a professional football star, Louis Michalak, a partner of Edward J ankowski and Chester Matu- szak in the printing business. Ted Kosydar was seen renew- ing old acquaintances with Frank Michalak, who, with Gifford Meacham and Ted Czarcenski, plays on the New York Giants' Basketball Team, which, by the way, is managed by Jim Follas. Ted is a superintendent at the Smith-Melber Auto Company, Lloyd and Franklin bought out the Vsfillys-Overland way back in 1939. Bob and I proceeded to the dining room where a buffet supper was being served by the chef, Joe Fishler. Around the punch bowl I noticed Maxine and Ethel Dull, who own a millin- ery shop on Superior Street, Jean Clifton, Stanley Lupinski and Margaret Williams, who were members of the last Olympic Team, and Adela Brodecki and Frank Justin, who recently co- starred in Isn't Love Grand, that interesting play written by Don Dietsch and Walter Zych. In the opposite side of the room I noticed Alex Dankowski, warden of the Ohio State Peniten- tiary, Leo J ablonski, Henry Czarnecki, and David Essick, guards at the prison, Louise Miller, a famed dietician, Laverne Sautter, Sweetheart of Broadway , and Hattie Nareski, the only woman member of Fred Leighton's Serenaders which also includes Willard Bonham, Mike Tarnow, and William King. I then was conducted to the billiard room, a beautiful room furnished with several Francis billiard tables. At one end of the tables Fred Freeman and George Grover, two famous players, were exhibiting their skill. Among those witnessing the game were George Carr, county prosecutor, Mae McKnight, a council member, Don Gardner, a Criminal lawyer, and Al Meissner, the owner of a large furniture factory. At the side of the room I saw Carl Corthell, a sports writer, Kathryn McDonald, a torch singer, Abe Margel, the publisher, and Irene Stackowicz, president of the Toledo Women's Bar Association, who told me that the association now includes Jean Mathie, Jane Mack, and Georgette Lutife. Around one of the other tables were Lois Waters, successor of Texas Guinan, Sam and Louis Forman, president and secretary of the U. S. Iron Corporation, Carl Nalodka, the long distance runner who recently won the mile in the Milrose games, which were promoted this year by Willis Zipfel and Eugene Lukowski, and Gertrude Wegener, superintendent of St. Vincent's Hospital, where Dr. Charles Sampson is the chief physician. Charles told me that while he was in New York for the games he met many former Woodward students, among them were Mollie Rubin, Margery Devlin, and Irene Walczykowski, who conduct a language school in New York, Ray Zimmerman, who, with John Tokes and Francis Walczak, runs a chain of cut-rate drug stores, and that famous quartette composed of Jesse Quinn, Ralph Boyd, Hugh Collins, and Otis Swan which is now entering its sixth week of a contract with the Golden Slipper Cafe, managed by Elizabeth Vinson and Anna Zoska. In one corner there was a large group discussing Secretary of State DiX's stand in regard to Japan. In this group were Orten Adair, Ambassador to Spain, Edward Krecoich, governor of Ohio, Margaret N asta, a Municipal Court Judge, Louise Walker, a librarian, Alberta Winger and Betty Jane Waite, managers of a very stylish clothing shop, Stanley Nowak, the football coach at T. U., and Melvin Zygula, a renowned jeweler. Bob then took me into the drawing-room where several guests were putting on a minstrel show. Ronald Chinneck, the magazine illustrator, Alvin German, crooner, Al Grubinski, and Dan Slawski, the lightweight and the middleweight cham- pions respectively, Vivian Wells and Steve Topor, dancers, and Park Shaw, impersonator, were entertaining with their various talents. In the crowd that watched this amazing dis- play of skill, I noticed Ruth Jaegle, Irene Holewinski, and June- rose ImOberstag, successors to the Boswell sisters, Charles Stewart, the Attorney-General of Ohio, Corabelle Kehrer, Dis- trict Attorney, Stanley Szych, a cigarette king, Russell Shugar- man, an auto dealer, Mildred Clukey, an operator of a circula- ting library, Lillian Burr, a history teacher at New York Uni- versity, Ed Zylka, the meat magnate, Joe Zawlocki, the weather man, Louis Zarnoch and Louis Zelazny, manufacturers of Dutch Boy cigars, Leola Taylor, sobsister, Mary Louise Vance, a part- ner of Helen Swiderski in an acrobatic team, Bill Tyrrell, a radio operator, Catherine Trepinski, secretary to Charles Steck, and Julian Sommers, an operator of a brokerage office, Merrill Slane, the famed violinist, Joe Andrzejewski, and Edmund San- kowski, makers of history for the Pirates, Melvin Antoine, head of the syndicate which includes Joe Kuron, John Kuszek, Grover Kenyon, and William Laston, managers of a large number of neighborhood theatres, and Fred Maseman, a part- ner of Walter Marscheider in the shoe business. Bob told me that a poker game was going on up stairs, and I went up to look on. As I opened the door, I was greeted by George Crawford, the banker. After seating myself near the game, I looked around and saw Jack Bruhl, the financier, George Assally, second vice-president of the Lion Store, Walter J aworski, a business rival, Eleanor Eckhart, an heiress, and her secretary Alice Gertz, Milton Cykowski, a successful prospector, Dave Dembinski and Edmund Hammer, wealthy shirt manufacturers, Edwin Holmes, vice-president of the Hueb- ner brewery, Bill Evans of the New York Giants, Stanley Pa- welczak, world-renowned dentist, Leonard Letke, O. S. U. track coach, and Robert Kleinhans, a rich photo-engraver. In one of the big chairs I noticed a familiar face. It was none other than Jack Bletterman, the successor of Joe Brown, who after becoming bored with the movies, financed Helen MT: C! I - ----- m'll' - ky .:3'gm:kaHY.., a 'QA' AIR RECEPTICN GALA EVENT Hartman's advertising agency. Jack told me that among their clients are Wilma Harrison and Alice Brown of the South American Grapefruit Company, Helen Binkowski of the Bin- kowski Hair Dressers' Association, Margaret Johnston and Dorothy Heffner of Heffner's Aviation School, which employs Delores Haynes, Jessica Kowalski, and Marjory Lyons, as pilots, and Christine Kraemer, Lydia Gran and Marie Rokicki as teachers. He said that they had handled many political cam- paigns, including those of Anthony Szymczak, candidate for state senator, Ralph Wexler, candidate for mayor, Mary Jayne McDonald and Rita McCarty, candidates for representatives, Isabelle Larrow, candidate for senator, Jack Worshtil, candi- date for sheriff, Dr. Ilene McDonald, candidate for coroner, and Alice Purcell, successful candidate for council. He stated that his firm had handled several transactions for big com- panies, among them were Time Magazine, published by Thelma Burgard, Learn-Some-More Correspondence School, owned by a group of teachers including Ruth Clarke, Lucy Gust, Naomi Harrison, and Alice Gregorek, principal. Among their present activities are campaigns for the following com- panies: the Sanger-Reed Motor Company, the Green Stores, chain stores run by Henry Sobocinski, Meyer Solomon, and Stanley Walczak, the Eurenius Travel Company, operated by Anita and Grace, the California Mining Company, operated by Alice Kalinowski and Charles Dennis Stewart, the Excel Envelope Company,owned by Leonard Szymorowski and Walter Schlapman, the Cozy Slipper Company owned by Frances Bell and Irene Kaczmarek, Bigley and Brooker Sea Foods, Inc., the Northwestern Salvage Corp., composed of Leona Gwozdz and Genevieve Kasprzak, the only feminine deep-sea divers in the world, the Platinum Potatoe Chip Company operated by Lucy Baranowski, Berneda Arps, Leone Bennett and Virginia Ender- len, Ramona Cosmetics Company, owned by a group composed of Dorothy Bollinger, Irene Boczkowski, Blanche Blackman, Agnes Cruse, Therese Grabelski, and Natalie Cwieka, the Quality Furniture Company, operated by Frances Arnovitz and Lucille Anton, and the Tasty Cheese Cracker Company, owned by Edith Abdo, Elizabeth Amos, Gertrude Anselm, and Lilas Antoine. Bob then called me back to the drawing room, where many late arrivals were occupied. The largest part of the crowd had settled down either to talk of old times, or to dance. Watching the dancers, I noticed Don McFerren, the airplane magnate, Irene Golembiewski, maker of Irene's famous dough- nuts, Ervin Wroblewski and Leonard Wiktorowski, manfactur- ers of Auto carburetors, Stella Bialorucki, women's diving champion, Helen Englert, a candy manufacturer, Margaret Keesecker, successor of Marlene Dietrich, Margaret Keefer, captain of the world's championship hockey team, Edith Os- thimer and Chester Plicinski, professional dancers, Mary Pary, Mary and Wanda Kowalski, managers of a hotel in Day- ton, Ruth Ramlow, a collector of rare paintings, Kathryn Roman, a real estate dealer, Virginia Mierzewski, a bedtime story teller, Charles Klinksick, a railway auditor, Adeline Lyczkowski, a musical comedy star, Alice Kreft, Jane Kranz, Virginia Miller, Genevieve Morris, and Josephine Magnatta, owners of a sanitarium in Arizona, Rosalind Schupp, a trans- lator of foreign manuscripts, June Reid, June Slavin, and Alvina Piesiewicz, owners of a chain of beauty parlors, Walter Za- lewski, a sponsor of rodeos, Carl Polcyn, a prize fight promoter, who recently promoted the Karnikowski-Kersey Fight for the heavy weight championship of the world, William Kapela, a research chemist, Louis Karl, second baseman for the Cubs, and Eleanor Runge, superintendent of the Lucas County Chil- dren's Home. Then Bob startled us all with the announcement that he had engaged for the evening a movie entitled The Worst Wom- an in Shanghai, starring Mary Jane Veller and the egotistical John Alexson. The play, directed by Bill Preztak, Hlmed by Isadore Reichlin, and released by Siadak-Schwartz-Sepanski Film Corporation, included in its cast Jerry Roszczipka, as Wing SuHung, Harvella Bentley, as Beautiful Butterfly, and Dorothy Just, the servant girl, with whom John fell in love, and a chorus of two hundred girls. Some of' the girls in the chorus were Louise Wadas, Madeline Wagenknecht, Florence Woloski, and Helen Zalinski. After the play was over, Edward Keiter came out on the stage and announced that Bob had asked him to be master of ceremonies for the following program, as he was the only experi- enced person in the crowd. The first act on the program was an aerial act from the Blum and Beck Circus. While the per- formers, Lewis Chengges, Ray Chmiel, and Arthur Berkowitz, were putting on their act, Ken Baker and Amelia Prybylski put on a clown act. The next act was a group of tumblers, Joe Szwader, Zigmund Wilkolek, and Chester Wienszewski. Edward next introduced Robert Duhamel's Royal Teddy Bears, an all-femi- nine orchestra, including Jennie Tweel, Jeannette Woodbury, Audrey Pfeiffer, Virginia Saionz, Margaret Shaffer, Marie Coch- ran, and Eldonna Smith. The floor show of the orchestra was very interesting, and consisted of Eleanor Maciejewski, Marian Kerwin, and Dorothy Siderenko. While the orchestra played a number, I looked around the small theatre and saw a few new faces, among whom were Ann Kucharski, a missionary to China, LaDonna Pfuhl,with Angela Neid and Gertrude Pozar- zyski, operators of a chain of florist shops, Ray Kapff, a breeder of prize-winning dogs, Mary Kempinski, Martha Komasinski, and Virginia Neumeyer, operators of the only feminine bro- kerage office on Wall Street, Marguerite Shea, an actress, who recently appeared with Bob Sautter and Ed Welber in The Old Oaken Bucket, a musical comedy written by Chester Rawski, Genevieve Rudnicki, a member of that famous acro- batic team composed of Florence Schindler, John Kaweski, and Joe Kotlewski, Theresa Pioterck, a dealer in antiques, and Marjory Bates, a curator of reptiles at the Zoo. After the show I went into the drawing-room Where I met Ted Pirucki, a veteran sports announcer, who has just returned from Chicago. Ted pointed out John Kawezynski, who has just inherited three million dollars. About this time the party began to break up, and so I left in order to make this morn- ing's edition. I y,,,lm'glm 1 1' f , gqlriifilllfll-mlm , X V' Tattler Staff First Row--Anna Wegener, News Editorg Cora Belle Kehrer, Assistant News Editorg Alvina Piesiewicz, Girls' Sports Editorg James Moll, Feature Editorg Miss Doering, Adviserg Charles Klinksick, Editorg Mr. Montgomery, Adviser, Ethel Dull, Exchange Edi- tor, Henry Nichpor, Boys' Sports Editorg Virginia Schuster, Club Editor. Second Row-Arthur Berkowitz, Rita Loerke, Jane Staiger, Julia Bennette, Sharon Leibovitz, Virginia Mann, Charlotte Essick, Helen Swaya, Julia Pollack, Molly Meerkreb. Third Row-NWilliam Phifer, James Shemas, Carl Dority, Glenn Mills, James Hope, Edward Jankow- ski, Chester Matuszak, Ralph Worshtil, Donald Knoke, Robert Ridenour, Meyer Davis. Saga Staff First Row--Mzxrie Cochrang Mary Jane Veller, Associ- ate Editorg Carl Polcyn, Editorg Marge Devlin, Clubg Mae McKnight, Featureg Edward J aukowski, Print- ing Manager. Second Row-Tilma Roloff, Virginia Zitz, Eleanor Eck- hart, Henry Nichpor, Ethel Dull, Angela Neid, Kath- ryn Trepinski. Third Row--Meyer Novick, Chester Matuszak, Charles Stewart, Leon Phifer, Paul Trepinski, Don Mc Ferren, Carl Dority. l ef- Cf - UZZQITE I Junior Class History 35 AT THE OPENING OF SCHOOL on October 2, 1933, 416 upper classmen entered Woodward. With experience of the past two years at Woodward still mingling in our minds, we looked forward to new joys and thrills to come. The desire of most of these juniors, after completing an excellent year as sophomores, was to organize and start the year successfully as the Junior Classy therefore an election of officers was held. Various committees were chosen by the cabinet and announced by the president at the first class meeting. A Kid Party, the annual Junior Class social party arranged by the social com- mittee, was held December 8th. One of the outstanding social events of the year, the Woodward Junior Class J-Hop, was planned by the J-Hop committee for February 24th at the Chamber of Commerce. Juniors of the dramatic club spent the month of March in preparation for the juniors' class play, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, which was presented by the Little Theater Guild Friday evening, March 16th. The ring committee was at this time working on the selection of senior rings for the class. The Juniors have been united in their efforts to make this year a success. We have been thrilled with experiences as upper-classmeng but in the pursuit of those thrills we have tried not to omit any of the more vital purposes of our school. High scholarship and athletic achievement have been our goal throughout the daily routine of class room instructions. The juniors are looking forward to their senior year--- a year which will give us an opportunity to renew old friendships and to make new ones, a year in which we may represent and promote the high ideals of Woodward High School. -Sam Schall. Class Officers And Cabinet W, ,, l l' lst row: Edward Betts Ruth Kaminsky Sam Schall Earl Sommers Treasurer Secretary President Reporter 2nd row: William Shames Virginia Schuster Alfred Samborn Jane Staiger Wilbert Wagner Ring Social J-Hop Program Play gyg jiga- Vifzrzeffi me ophomore Class History 36 THE SOPHOMORE CLASS opened its year's activities with the election of officers in early November. Various programs were given for the regular class meetings. Speakers and a special program given entirely by boys and another given entirely by girls were very enjoyable and interesting. The annual Sophomore Dance which was held on April 20th in the girls' gym was the outstanding event of the year. The annual class play, Station Y.Y.Y.Y., was presented by the Powder and Paint Playersf, Sophomore Dramatic Club, on April 27th under the direction of Miss Dorothy Warner. T The class oflicers are Eugene Zytkus, presidentg Harold Boehler, vice-presidentg Frances Dunn, secretaryg Lucille Phil- lips, treasurerg Eugene Fielder, reporterg Harold Wozniak, sergeant-at-armsg and Nymphiadora Funke, Bertha J akcsy, and Frederick Holtfretter, executive committee. Harold Boehler, general chairman of the dance, Was assisted by the following committee chairmen: Dorothy Kaszubiak, decorationsg Lucille Phillips, ticketsg Frances Dunn, invitationg Nymphiadora Funke, programg Ruth Devlin, publicityg Edward Abernathy, electricalg Harold Wozniak, clean-upg Sam Levine, social registerg and Eugene Fielder, ginger ale. The class deans are Miss Grace Cronk and Mr. C. M. Meek. -Frances Dunn. -Bertha Jakcsy. Class Oflicers..And Cabinet w . . 1 st row: Ruth Devlin Lucille Phillips Frances Dunn Miss Cronk Eugene Zytkus Publicity Treasurer Secretary Adviser President Mr. Meek Harold Boehler Adviser Vice-President 2nd row: Bertha Jakcsy Sam Levine Thaddeus Demski Nymphiadora F unke Ex. Comm. Social Checking Ex. Comm. Frederick Holtfreter Edward Abernathy Eugene Fielder Harold Wozniak Ex. Comm. Electrical Comm. Reporter Sergeant-at-A rms ni - czga- 7Efz'z'zQ u Freshman Class History By Elvina Smorowski Esther Steiner From the schools in Woodward district, Readily we take our places, Earnestly for knowledge working, Striving toward success in living. Honor is our contribution. May it gleam upon our colors. Aiming for a worth-while purpose, New discoveries we are making. Character and vigor bringing, Learning is our earnest purpose. Ably in our school clubs working, Student Council and Assembly, Seek we glory for our high school. Of our number there are many Freshmen who have made fine records. Numbers of us are athletic. lntra-mural teams contain such Names as Roy Koss, Ben Michalak, Edmund Goscin, Eugene Schaefer, Thomas Goldie, Joseph Sterling. Equal skill these girls are showing: Esther Gust and Mildred Taylor, Norma Allen, Florence Holden. Have you thought the WOOdW81'd Freshmen Useless except in athletics? No! In scholarship Charles Scheer and Doris Shortt are making splendid Records. Nathan Schwartz stands high with Esther Schaifnit, Aaron Novick, Doris Rokicki, and John Ankney. These excel, too: Myron Osborn, Helen Furman, and Ben Weinstein. In their classroom, Franklin Pohlman, Ruth Wegener, and Martha Murzynski Take high place. Gale Weaner in this Year book has won recognition. Standards high have Twila Rodeheifer, Earl Balsmeyer, Theresa Lipper, Virginia Ignatowicz, Martha Maseman, Earl Barrett, and Juliette Sear, while Not the least is Earl Richason. We as Freshmen, know th.at Woodward Offers knowledge to her students, Offers high ideals and standards, Days of pleasure and achievement. With the help and interest shown by All our teachers and advisers, Real, true faith We'll keep with Woodward, Daily striving for her honor. LL agar- Qfflflefii I 22 Soph U re'C1as s 5, . 1 fwf6f, W l ' ! of K , R ' x . , - 4 X , 2' , f ' 4 . f M ','XA.J3Jj ' , AS! X V 4 Q gh FA V gwjf .JW A I 'M fly! , , , , ,EU IJ!! w 'J -zu ,G A. I ky Xwvfgiff . 1' ,3 K' I X . J ulgjor Class if 1 ' xx-R, W 'X ll Q gg- CZZYXQ H Twenty Clubs -In Review Woodward High School Toledo, Ohio ' May 28, 1934 Dear Readers: Our clubs here at Woodward have been sponsoring so many worth while and interesting projects during the year that we must acquaint you with some of their activities. Perhaps you have not realized as yet how beneicial and uplifting they have been both for the welfare of the students and for our school. One of our oldest and most active organizations is La Junta Castellana, the Spanish Club. Members of La Junta Castellana commenced their club year with a formal initiation where a good time was had by all fthe pledges tool. The Spanish Club, under the guidance and advisership of Miss Anne G. Wetterman, has remained loyal to its principals by study- ing the art, the literature, and the philosophy of the beautiful and fascinating Spanish language. Thanksgiving and Christ. mas baskets were filled and distributed to the most needy families by club members. Members and parents together enjoyed the Christmas party, the Silver Tea, and the resplendent Fiesta in the patio. Interesting is the fact that it keeps up its splendid work for caring for the trophies. If you should see some diligent students polishing trophies, no doubt, it's some of La Junta's members. Viva La Junta Castellana! Now, dear readers, we come to the Senior Friendship Club which is this year celebrating its eleventh year of existence. The Friendship girls began the years activities with a wiener roast at Bay View Park. Color day, an annual Friendship Club event, took place during October. A splash party and potluck supper, at which everyone had a good time, were held at the Y.W.C.A. At the close of the school year mothers and daughters were feted at an attractive banquet. N o one but Miss Betty Nelson claims the honor of being adviser of the factiong and Jane Kranz, the president. We were happy to interview members of the Girls' W Club. Worthy of wearing the W, these girls did their share by ushering at all football and basketball games. What could we have done without our usherettes ? All were amused and entertained at the Skaters Skoot given at Memorial Hall, January 26. Each deserving-girl received her letter or chevron on Recognition Day. The W girls' year came to an end with a happy week-end party. Oh, We almost forgot to mention another of their delightful affairs. Waite's W girls were hostesses for these Woodward girls at a splash party at Waite High School. Now we must relate you the Peries' history for this year. The Periclean Literary Society affiliated a number of new mem- bers and held a banquet to celebrate the event for the charter members. At the Christmas season several baskets were provided for the poor. The Peri Prance was also held during the Holiday Season. Many Woodwardites enjoyed this delightful dancing party. Seeking literary knowledge, at every meeting the Peries gave reports on interesting books, magazine articles, and lives of authors. Using the library as a tearoom, the Woodward Pericleans entertained officers of the Periclean Societies of other Toledo High Schools and the faculty. Now we must reveal to you the names of those who have advised and helped the Peri standards: Miss Louise Tippett is club adviser, and Marie Cochran is club president. Since we have reviewed one of the literary organizations, we shall continue with the Zetalethean Literary Society which is equally important, for the many worthwhile projects it has forwarded. At the very beginning of the year, twenty- five pledges were initiated into this society. Then in conjunction with custom, they arranged a display during the annual Book Week. We saw it and thought it to be impressive and attractive. Ruth Ramlow, president of this popular society, and Alvina Piesiewicz were co-authors of the splendid play, The Court of Magazines, in which all Zets participated. In April the society gave its annual bridge party. A farewell banquet in honor of the Senior members took place in May. Victorian novels were studied for the society's personal program. Miss Edith Murphy is the adviser of this active club. Woodward's Salesmanship Club has proven the value of its existence time and time again in the past year. After having taken in a number of new members this group conducted the Used-Book Shop, where students either wishing to buy or to sell books had an opportunity to do so. At well attended monthly meetings, sales talks were given by the students. Besides the filling of holiday baskets, the club has done much to help the students and the school. The Tattler subscription campaign was undertaken and completed by this industrious organization. Mr. Vernon Alberstett and Betty Jane Kaslly are adviser and president, respectively. Enthusiastic members of the German Club, Freie Bahn, entered their third year of organization with an initiation party for its new members. Under the instructive guidance of Miss Anne G. Wetterman, the club sponsored monthly edu- cational programs and other activities such as the matinee dance, Cupid Frolic, and a theatre party. Wir halten fest und treu zuza men. We wish to congratulate the members of the Student Council upon their organization in Woodward High School. The Council sponsored the delightful April dance, the Student Strut. The president of this body is George Margy. Mr. Alber- stett and Miss Barnes are the advisers. The Library Association, with its new adviser, Mrs. Hazel McManamon, has supported several activities presented at Woodward. Girls of the association care for the purchasing, the lending, and the mending of books and magazines in the school library. One of their personal activities this year was a potluck supper in the library, followed by a theatre party. In the latter part of the year a candy sale was held, the proceeds being used for the purchasing of new books. Another of Woodward's language organizations is the French club or Le Cercle Francais. We believe that the success of this faction is due to its lively, inspirational Miss Adrienne Curtis. There was much excitement when the pledges were initiated, and still greater excitement when many beautiful mademoiselles masqueraded for the Co-Ed Prom. You know this affair originated at Woodward and was so successful that the idea has become a tradition of other clubs also. Sam Schall is president of this organization. j Q' K7 Twenty Clubs In Review Woodward's club of nations is the International Club which also has carried many worthwhile projects under the direction of Miss Curtis. International correspondence is practiced by many of the Internationals. The president reminded us that they were responsible for securing Mr. Patterson, editor of the Toledo Blade, and Miss Louise Gates of the Y. W. C. A. to speak to the Juniors and the Seniors. The Quill and Dagger Literary Society under the leadership of Don McFerren delved into deep subjects of current events. They presented prominent speakers at assembly meetings, as well as at their own meetings. The Q. and D.'s spon- sored a football game with the Senior Hi-Y. The Daggers were too much for the Senior boys. Mr. Henry Van Gorder is the adviser of this worthy club. Phases of social science, local history, archeology, and economics are main topics for discussion of the Social Science Club. At an assembly program the club presented Miss Florence Sprague who spoke on Our Popularity in Pan-America. A Memorial Day program and the Washington-Roosevelt Ball were also given under the auspices of the members. Waite High has said much of establishing such an organization. Miss Mabel Rutan is the adviser. There is not much we do not know about the Art Klan, a group of art students. This club again made Christmas cards and sold them to students and faculty. Spring brought the annual Birthday Party. All members and members to-be, at this time, are invited to go sketching to reveal their artistic ability in landscape drawing. Miss June Anderson is adviser. Pauline Wilson is the president of this quaint organization. Another of Woodward's older societies is the Fasces Club. Its purpose is to familiarize Latin students with Roman life and customs. At the Spring Swirl, sponsored by this club, everyone had a delightful time. Later in the year, the Fasces Club secured for a mass meeting of the school an interesting speaker, Dr. Laughton. Latin students have derived many benefits- from this organization under the direction of its adviser, Howard Phipps, and its president, Ruth Ramlow. With an initiation of eighteen pledges, the Peiuper Club started its years activities. Shortly after, a formal initiation, in the form of a couple affair, was held in honor of the new members with Mr. Rike and the alumni as guests. The Wood- ward-DeVilbiss Pre-Victory Dance was the first dance of the year. From a sports outlook, the Peiupers did very well, tak- ing an active part in intra-murals, and finishing in third place in their basketball league. As a climax of the year a banquet was held for the members and Mr. Rike, adviser. Aged and blended with the history of the school is the Junior and Senior Hi-Y Clubs. The Hi-Y is a branch of the Y. M. C. A. and strives for the development of clean sports and character. It is one of the most energetic bodies in Wood. ward. Such annual affairs as theVocational Guidance programs, and Educational Series of Forums held jointly with the Friend- ship Club, and the Rolling Glide, a skating party, were sponsored. The Senior group is under the direction of Robert Ridenour, president, and a number of advisers. Its symbol is the great triangle: body, mind, and spirit. , The Junior Friendship Club under the general direction of the Y. W. C. A. has proven itself successful here at Wood. ward. Its present adviser is Miss Dorothy Bardo. Outstanding events such as the Splash Party, a pot-luck supper, and a series of annual forums held jointly with the Hi-Y Clubs were sponsored by both the Junior and Senior Friendship girls. An annual Color Day was held by this loyal group of Woodwardites. The Junior Club ofiicers are Bertha J akcsy, presi- dent, Frances Dunn, vice-president, Dorothy Smith, secretary, Ruth Schaffnit, treasurer, Faith Eger, chaplain, Joan Elmer, hostess, and Julia Bennett, ways and means committee. The Little Theatre Guild enjoyed a second year of dramatic activities with Miss Dorothy Kellogg, sponsor, and James Moll, president, at its head. The Guild began its series of productions with the one-act-comedy His Majesty the Queen. Shortly afterwards The Courtship of Miles Standish was presented. The first major production was a Christmas play adopted from Dickens' Christmas Carol. The whole school enjoyed the entertainment. In January Little Miss Fortune, a romantic comedy in three acts, was enacted by a group of the club's executive members. Two of the Guild's greatest successes were the Junior and Senior plays, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm and Berkeley Square. Various school get- togethers were held for the pleasure of the Guild members. Among events were pot-luck supper, theatre parties, and other friendly gatherings. The year's activities terminated with a delightful banquet held in the honor of the Little Theatre Guild members and their guests who were interested in dramatics. Woodward should be proud of the splendid achieve- ments which this society has made and the progress that it has shown in creating a dramatic appreciation in the students. Last but not least, we shall inspect, dear readers, the work of the one-year-old sophomore dramatic club, the Powder and Paint Players. We send our congratulations to this club, to its adviser, Miss Dorothy Warner, and to its president, Joan Elmer, and hope that they may continue the fine work they have begun. This active club produced five plays during the year. Their class plays were Wie-nies on Wednesday, and Station YYYY. Other plays given by this club were Snowitch, Farewell Cruel World, and An Excellent Thing in Woman. We have just been reminded that we have been talking too much about the clubs and haven't given them one moment to say anything to us. Woodward Clubs, we're waiting. We the Woodward Clubs give three big cheers for our dearly be- loved principal, Mr. Charles C. La Rue, said the Spanish Club representative. Yes, and to the coach, Mr. Roland Bevang to all of our varsity teams, to Mr. C. M. Meek, our Athletic director, to all club advisers and teachers, to the young women in the office, to the cafeteria force, and to Mr. Raymond, added the representative of the Salesmanship Club. '4And to our class deans, said the Sophomore, Junior, and Senior classes. We don't have an organization like the upper classmenf' piped a weak voice, fa Freshman voice, we thinkj, but we salute Miss Wetterman and Mr. Crouse. That is all we have to say, said the Senior Friendship representative, speaking, of course, for the entire group of clubs. Loyally yours, Marge Devlin, Jane Mack, Club Reporters. ll QQC7- UZZQ 1. 15' V Little Theatre Guild Social Science Club Marjorie Herzberg James Moll Miss Kellogg Louis Barrie John Alexson Russell Shugarman Miss Rutan Paul Trepinskl Secretary. President. Adviser. Vice-President. Reporter. Vice-President. Adviser. President. Grace Spaulding Virginia Mann Mary Jane Veller Louise Miller Treasurer. Reporter. Treasurer. Secretary. The National Honor Society HE NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY is an organization offering recognition for scholarship, service, leadership, and character to ten percent of the senior and five percent of the junior Av class. The purpose of this club is to create an enthusiasm for scholarship, to stimulate a desire to render service, to promote leadership, and to develop character in the students of American secondary schools. This year the membership is increased with 31 seniors and 10 juniors. The officers of the society are: Corabelle Kerher, presidentg Anna Wegener, secretary. Anna Wegener Ruth Rarnlow Cora Belle Kehrer Jane Mack Charles Klinksick Alice Kreft Harry Childers James Hope Donald Dietsch Vivian Wells William Kapela Margaret Williams Louise Miller Ronald Chinneck Wayne Lemont Sam Schall Seniors James Follas Alice Henzler Alvin German Grace Spaulding Alvina Piesiewicz Marjorie Lyons Anthony Szymczak Juniors James Shexnas Marjorie Herzberg Vice-presidentg Alice Gregorek, treasurerg Jane Mack, Meyer Novick Kathryn Roman Jack Worshtil ' Alice Gregorek Ladonna Pfuhl Irene Walcykowski Thelma Kehrer Molly Meerkreb -ll- Elizabeth Amos Walter Schlapman Anita Eurenius Mae McKnight Anna Zoska James Moll Jane Staiger Helen Swaya International Club Automotive Club F Philip Moore Sharon Leibovitz Meyer Novick Miss Curtis Art Stadler Herbert Dewey Mr. Neuber Louis Sieczkowski Treasurer. Secretary. Vice-President. Adviser. Secretary. President. Adviser. Vice-President. Joe Bryk Benny Zielinski Treasurer. Reporter. Q ' a ll lm5ll'15'3' ,A ' Q ' M 1 . J f 7.Q!lPf?SimY.nulx ' 5 .Q V r AXJTQ, 17 1 FL f 4 ...I Zetalethean Club Senior Hi-Y Virginia Schuster Jane Staiger Alvina Piesiewicz Miss Edith Murphy Leon Phifer Henry Nichpor Mr. Sheline Robert Ridenour Rcportefr. Chaplain. Vice-Presiclent. Adviser. T'rccLswrer. Vice-Presiclent. Aclfviscr. P-rosiclent. Ruth Ramlow Leo Morowski President. S 0 are tcwy. Salesmanship Club Juliette Seal' Mr. Alberstett Helen Abood Betty Kaslly Rep01'te1'. Acl'uise1'. Vice-President. Presiileyiz b, Grace Eurenius 7 ' Secreta1'y-T1'cc1,suo m'. W . 8 i..j-in Student Council Aviation Club Miss Barnes Mr. Alberstett Helen Abood Betty Kaslly Lloyd Lane Mr. Neuber Gretchen Paulsen Adviser. Adviser. Secretary. Tv'easzwb1'. g Vice-President. Adviser. Seam mry-Treasuo-cv'. Mary Jane McDonald George Margy Vice-President. Presiclent. Q ,,,.iWlix.. gc? C7 Q .m:ff1l'RY...1fM ,f X, ., 4 . .X . Xl 1 . . Library Association Junior and Senior Friendship Thelma Kehrer Mrs. McManamon Florence Schindler Jean Mathie Irene Stackowicz Pauline Harter Jayne Kranz Miss Nelson Reporter. Adviser. President. Treasurer. Vice-President. Cliaplciin. President. Adviser. Grace Spaulding Harveua Bentley Miss Bardo Helen Binkowski Ruby Bigley Vice,p,-esident. Sec,-eta,-yn Adviser. Secretary. Treasu rer. Dorothy Smith Ruth Schaifnit Faith Eger Frances Dunn Secretary. Treasurer. Chaplctiri. Vice-President. Bertha Jakcsy President. Quill and Dagger Mr. Van Gorder Robert Lefevre Don McFerren George Grover Adviser. Censor. President. Treasurer. Lloyd Smith Willis Zipfel Richard Nicholas Secretary. Sergeavzt-cnt-Arms. Vice-President. 5.1 W' ,f i' . 1 , to ll fix ' 'Y , Q' , t French Club Spanish Club James Shemas Sharon Leibovitz James Hope Sam Schall Marjorie Lyons Gladys Williams Miss Wetterman Alfred Samborn Treasurer. Reporter. Vice-President. Prcsidcrit. Secretary. Vice-President. Adviser. President. Marge Devlin Harvella Bentley Treasurer. Reporter. 0 Egg- QEZZYZQI ll X ag w,-.1 Girl's Athletic League And W Club Gertrude Anselm Alvina Piesiewicz Margaret Williams Alice Kreft Secretary-Treasurer. G.A.L. President. W President. Secretary. Mary Ellen DuMonte Misses Cornwell-McClure Leona Ruth Wielinski Vice-President Advisers Vice-President Boyis Intra-Mural Ted Kosydar Mr. Smith-Mr. Hanham Al Grubinski George Margy President. Advisers Secretary Vice-President German Club Alice Henzler Mary Jane Veller Anna Wegener Miss Wetterman Treasurer Reporter. President. Adviser. Charles Klinksick Virginia Schuster Vice-President. Secretary C-JW ., . . - ,vmiyy ffflglrhelf K . Y 1 , Q K . ,R i M ,fa 1 rr, re l We -A Powder and Paint Players ' J Fasces Club ' Walter Schulisch Faith Eger Arthur Sievert Joan Elmer , Leon Phifer Paul Trepinski Mr. Phipps Ruth Ramlow Sergeant-at-Arms. Treasurer Vice-President President Sergeant-at-A1'1ns. Treasurer Adviser President Miss Warner Annette Veller Bertha Payak Charles Stewart Ethel Dull Molly Meerkreb Adviser Secretary Reporter Vice-President Secretary Reporter I N Qgg. gzzyg pq X . Peiuper Club Junior Hi-Y Jack Worshtil Meyer Novick Mr. Rike Philip Moore Harold Boehler William Phifer Mr. Phipps Olen Boroughf Treasurer Vice-President Adviser President Secretary. Treasurer. Adviser. President. Louis Forman Louis Schwartz Ray Delano Bert Stewart Secretary Reporter . Vice-President. Sergeant-at-Arms. Glee Club Martha Komasinski Tilma Roloff Frank Siadak Grace Eurenius Treasurer. Secretary. President. Vice-President. Kathryn McDonald Reporter. , , , ,fbja WJ A rf: A f hx , , Art Klan A Periclean Society Rita Loerke Pauline Wi1B011 MiSS JUD6 Anderson Bertha Payak Mary Jane Veller Florence Schindler Jean Mathie Marie Cochran Secretary. President. Adviser. Repffrtefr. Vice-Presirlrmt. Chaplain Treasurer. President, Dorothy Kaszubiak Marcel Olender Kasmer Klap Treasurer. 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Crouse Philo C. Dunsmore u q joga- Q'Efzz'zQf n 34 Varsity Football Team X First Row-L. Roberts, F. Tschogl, W. Donovan, O. Boroughf, E. McFarland, B. Malaska, V. Kelly, S. Nowak, A. Johnson, D. Karnikowski, J. Bauman. Second Row-Manager J. Follas, R. Davis, J. Boyd, J. Hiltman, L. Bugajewski, O. Boardman, J. Grzywinski, G. Kenyon, G. Meacham, C. Corthell, G. Roman, A. Pitzen, Coach Rolly Bevan. 34 Varsity Basketball Team Scholastic Basketball League 56 5 Woodward Haskins 44 Holland 18 21 Whitehouse 19 24 St. Johns 31 12 Kenton 21 22 Lima South 23 22 Central 25 20 Waite 16 23 Idbbey 13 30 Scott 29 26 DeVi1biss 27 13 Central 24 17 Waite 15 34 Idbbey 27 30 Scott 20 25 DeVilbiss 23 Total 419 Total 336 Average 26.5 Average 21.5 Sectional Tournament Woodward 23 St. Johns 22 24 Whitmer 22 District Tournament Woodward 33 Central 37 Total 80 Total 81 First Row-Kornowa, Davis, Captain Meacham, Michalak, Hiltman. Second Row-Jazwiecki, Zylka, Czarcenski, Manager Follas, Goldyn, Tschogl. HQ czga- qE'Z7fQf' l ll 34 Reserve Football Team .AU I 1 T-.L,,, ll-, ,l-,.,l.li,,,- , U. ,lj 1 I I.,-1-, I Q fu, , First Row-L. Horoszewski, C. Peters, B. Nichpor, C. Wiess, W. Wormington, C. Chopinski, E. Swan, C. Bishop. Second Row--Manager R. Parlger, A. Keller, R. I-Iimes, E. Fielder, A. Sieloff, E. Sahadi, N. Dawson, F. Moll, T. Goldie. 3-4 Reserve Basketball Team First Row--Waite, Swantek, Kornowa, Schoonmaker, Captain Mollenberg, Johnson, Gross, Kudlinski. Q Second Row--Manager Parker, Bustow, Molik, B01-oughf, Pawelczak, Bielski, Brott, Coach Hanham. .-1 'H ,-. H Scholastic Football League Woodward 38 12 7? 7 0 6 - 6 ' . 12 Total 93 Average 11.6 Whitm er 6 Scott 6 Leipsic 0 Adrian 6 Waite 32 DeVilbiss 24 Youngstown 6 Central 24 Total 98 I Average 12.2 L age- Q'6zz'zQ in Woodward Boys and Girls at ports Boys' Intra-Mural lntra-murals have played an important part in the stu- dents' athletic participation. Many of the boys who did not gain positions on the varsity squads carried on their respec- tive games, namely, basketball and football, in competition with other students in the formation of two leagues which were comprised of eight teams each. A variable program, starting with football, the first favorite autumn sport, and go- ing through the rest of the schedule, which consisted of volley- ball, basketball, handball, foul shooting, goal shooting, tennis, track, wrestling, golf, horseshoes and ending with indoor-base ball, was worked out by the physical education instructors, Homer Hanham and Art Smith, and the intra-mural managers club. The objectives of intra-murals, which are to promote keen competition, allow all members of the student body to partic- ipate and to carry out clean athletics, were furthered by the presentation of ribbons to the members of the team winning a first place in the sport in which the leagues were competing. The team earning the greatest number of points had its name engraved on the placque which is on display in the boys' gym. Track Woodward track team, coached by Art Smith, carried an extensive schedule this year. It was the largest attempted by any of the past tracksters. The Bear thin-clads had indoor meets with De Vilbiss, Scott, and Libbey. The Tigers and Maroons were too much for the Bears, but the Libbey team yielded 37 points to our boys. The Polar Bears team took part in the annual indoor field and track meet at the Univer- sity of Toledo Field House, where Ed Holmes broke the city record in the shot-put event, heaving the twelve pound weight 47 feet, 4 inches. Outdoor dual meets were held with Scott, Waite, Libbey, C9 and DeVilbiss. These events were held at Scott Stadium. Ed. Holmes, William Kapela, Jim Boyd, and Louis Lupinski were representatives at the Ohio Wesleyan relays, at the Mans- field relays, and at the State meeting at Columbus. Other track team members are Fred Leighton, Ed Rober, Ralph Parker, Ed Brand, Wayne Romer, Leonard Letke, Fred Spencer, Sam Williams, Art Kosinski, Ken Walker, and Rich- ard Shumaker. Girls' Intra-Murals This year the girls' intra-murals had a successful and well- planned schedule. The dominating team in the club league was the Polar Bears, which had on its roster the following girls: Alvina Piesiewicz, Leona Ruth Wielinski, Geraldine Ludwi- koski, Alice Kreft, Pauline Halkovic, Mary Kempinski, Alice Kalinowski, Sylvena Truno, Leola Taylor, Jeannette Woodbury, Gertrude Anslem, Mary Kowalski, and Anita Hale. The members of the Junior Class Team, who were leaders in the class league, were Sophie Marynski, Josephine Supica, Frances Szenderski, Virginia Rachuba, Elva Wagner, Adeline Wiktorowski, Naomi Cleveland, Bettyf3Jane Kaslly, and Helen Radecki. X' bl- af L 1 The Girls' Athletic League decided all rules and misunder. standings. Golf Woodward varsity golf sextet, coached by Howard F. Phipps, had a successful season during the past year. The mainstays of the team were the veterans, Leon Phifer, Charles Stewart, and Casimer Obloza, who figured largely in the victories. Al Krolikowski, Henry Nichpor, and John Struk composed the remainder of the sextet. The alternates were Ed Molik and Ed Stager. Leon Phifer was captain of the team. A schedule of five games was carried. The team also participated in the Northwestern Ohio Golf Tourney. Charles Kennett assisted Coach Phipps. lf? yyg jwga- Qizzrze M To The Saga Advisers After completing the work for this 1934 edition of the Saga-Tattler, we, the staff, wish to thank our advisers, Mr. Dunsmore, Mr. Alberstett, Mrs. McMana1nou, and Mr. Mont- gomery, in the publication of our year book. GHG To The Printers The Saga Staif extends sincere thanks to Mr. Montgomery and his printing classes for their part in making, this, the 1934 Saga- Tattler, a success. We are proud of this A11- Woodward publication. IL - Qga- 7g7Z7fQ l lb X Q, X , , 145-E-qi-. ,1Y,-A..---. Constantly Consistently Construct! ' Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, october 6, 1933 OODWA ,D TAQULER No. l TATTLER SLASHES SUBSCRIPTION RATE Price Per Semester Is Cut In Half, 1200 Pupils Must Subscribe For the sixteenth consecutive year, the Woodward Tattler staff will publish a newspaper which brings to the eyes of Woodward students events of school life in condensed form. In the effort to put a Tattler in the hands of every Woodward student at a price which the average purse can afford, a new drive has been planned featuring a low rate of 15 cents a semester's subscrip- tion, and 30 cents for the whole year. The old cost of 30 cents a semester and 60 cents a year will be resumed if there are not at least 1,200 subscribers. Tattler staff members will be posted in every study hall each hour of the day giving students a chance to take advantage of this reasonable fee. Thursday, October 12, is the deadline since Tattlers will be placed in lockers of subscribing students during fourth hour Fri- day, October 13. Sam Schall cir- culation manager, assisted by Sharon Leibovitz, has charge of this new drive. Advanced Students Enroll In New Art Course Offered Fourth year art students, under the supervision of Miss June Anderson, are being offered work this year pertaining to mediums, the study of etchings, and paint- ing in oils. Students must have taken three years of art before being elegible to join this ad- vanced class. The class is composed of Paul Pohorecki, Pauline Wilson, Alex Dankowski, Marcel O l e n d e r , Kenneth Never, Lloyd Smith, M a 1' i e Rokicki, and Edmund Sankowski. Salesmanship Club Will Operate Used Book Room Second hand textbooks will be bought and sold in room 147 be- fore and after school and during conference period for two weeks. The Salesmanship club, which is in charge of this work, re- quests all students to bring used books to be sold to room 147 as soon as possible, since the book- room cannot operate until a supply of books is obtained. Betty Jane Kaslly is the stu- dent in charge. Vernon Alber- stett is adviser of the club. BEGINS FIFTH YEAR AT WOODWARD HIGH 45? C. C. LaRue God sends his teacher unto every age To every clime, and every race of men, With revelations fitted to their growth And shape of mind--- --From Rhoecus by Lowell. Stationer's Desk, Managed By Carl Polcyn, Is Opened Carl Polcyn, senior, is the recently appointed manager of the stationer's desk which is situ- ated on the second fioor opposite the cafeteria. 7 School supplies will be sold and Tattlers may be purchased on day of publication. ANNOUNCEMENT OF NEWS STAFF MADE New Semester Begins With Revisions Of News Writers' Lists Charles Klinksick, appointed editor-in-chief of the Tattler, will edit the school paper with the following staff: Anna Wegener and Cora Belle Kehrer, news edi- tors, James Moll, feature editor, Helen Swaya, assistant, Alvina Piesiewicz, girls' sports editor, Virgina Schuster, assistant, Hen- ry Nickpor, boys' sports editor, Robert Ridenour, assistant, Carl Dority, club editor, Ethel Dull, exchange editor, and Virgina Mann, display editor. Finances of the paper are han- dled by Art Berkowitz, business manager, and Sam Schall, circu- lation manager, Sharon Leibo- vitz, assistant. Edward J ankow- ski will be pressman and Chester Matuszak will be make-up man. Cubs who will become report- ers this year are Jane Staiger, Molly Meerkreb, William Phifer, Donald Dietsch, Donald Knoke, Meyer Davis, Charlotte Essick, James Shemas, Julia Bennett, Ralph Worshtil, Thelma Zingg, James Hope, and Glenn Mills. Miss Marie Doering and Hugh Montgomery are advisers of the Tattler. NOTICE TO WOODWARD STUDENTS Our policy in publishing this newspaper is not to praise and place ourselves forward into the eye of the student body. We prefer to be the backbone and the background for the paper. However at this time and with this opportunity to reach every Woodward student, we feel that it is permissible to utilize this space in order to present the paper and a few reasons for soliciting your support. The Tattler is a living pro- duct of the journalism class which meets every day with the special purpose of publishing school news in the best and most interesting manner. This is a paper with a history. Pupils and classes have come and gone, but the i'Tattler continues on, this year for you. It is something with life, rising to greet you every Friday, not slumbering for two weeks or a month and then' weakly attempting to awaken your attention. It is a marvelous person that tells you its message and communicates its thoughts without ever speaking a single word. It is not flashy or gaudy in appearance, but simply dressed, without advertisements to hinder your reading. Every column is packed to the full with news. Your Tattler is not something which comes to Woodward from the outside. It originates here in the school and is printed in the Woodward printshop. It is han- dled by students such as yourself, under the supervision of the ad- visers, of course. You have a newspaper treated by students for students about students. If for no other reason, you should be interested in this pa- per because it is interested in you. It invisibly follows you to the football and basketball games, to your locker, into the classrooms, and to anyactivity pertaining to school life. This enlightening diversion from the regular school reading material is by'no means an ex- pensive luxury. The price is al- most trival. At the proposed rate, it will cost a trifle over one cent per issue. Few, indeed, are the schools which can proudly pro- claim such a privilege for its pu- pils. Nor can Woodward do this unless the goal of1200 subscri- bers is achieved. We believe this can be done. Th en will you be justly proud of Woodward, the Tattler, and yourselves. Punctuate your school life by inserting a Tattler every Friday. WOODWARD GREETS FIRST YEAR CLASS Over Seven Hundred New Students Enrolled As Freshmen With the opening of the school doors Monday, 'it is estimated that 708 freshmen, 625 sopho- mores, 388 juniors, 257 seniors and six post graduates reported to school to resume their studies- Last Friday freshmen came to school to receive instructions from Principal C. LaRue. An- nouncements were also 'made by C.M.Meek, athletic manager, E.L. Clark, guidance director, and Miss A.Wetterman, and S. B. Crouse, class deans. Students with musical talent were en- couraged by Harold Ray to join the b an d. Charles Klinksick, editor of the Tattler, urged stu- dents to subscribe to the paper at the new low rates. Freshmen were able to pur- chase locks Friday, but they were not sold to upper classmen until Wednesday. -- ,.-. Scholarships Awarded To Four Woodward Students Four former Woodward stud- ents are entering Toledo Univer- sity this fall as the result of winning scholarships, which were awarded at the graduation ceremonies last June. Former Tattler editors, Will- iam Rosenberg and Dorothy Shore, and Ellen Jane Scaris- brick received tentative scholar- ships from the University. Mar- vin Trattner, of Daddy Long Legs fame, was presented a loan scholarship by the Woodward Alumni Association. Language Enrollment List Headed By French Students Preliminary enrollments in the language classes are as follows: Miss Adrienne Curtis' French classes have the largest number of students enrolled at 123 with Mr. Howard Phipp's Latin class- es second having 117 listed. Ger- man and Spanish, which are taught by Miss Ann Wetterman, are third and fourth respectively with 70 and 45 members enrolled. Students Work In Cafeteria Thirty girls and ten boys were chosen by Mrs. H. Ashbrook for work in the school cafeteria. These students will cashier, sell candy, work at the steam tables, and clear away dishes during fifth and sixth hours. I THE WOODWARD TATTLER SCORE GUESSIN G CONTEST BEGINS Free Ticket For The Next Game To Be Given For Nearest Answer As in former years, the Tattler staff will continue its score guessing contest by awarding to the person whose guess is closest to the actual score of the Scott- Woodward game a free ticket to the Adrian-Woodward game to be played here October 14. Everyone, except those on the Tattler staff or in the newswriting class, is eligible to enter the con- test. So just take your license plates, subtract them from the number of your favorite home room, and add on your age, then divide it by the number of hours you spend on homework. If you don't guess t he correct score something is wrong with your arithmetic. Fill in the coupon and drop it in the box in front of 122 before 3 o'clock today. Name ....................... .......... ,....... Scott ............ ........ Woodward ...... ........ Home Room ....,.............................. Margaret Williams Heads Girls' Intra-Mural Sports Margaret Williams, assisted by Geraldine Ludwikoski, has been appointed the girls' intra- mural manager. This is the second year in which girls are to participate in intra-mural sports. As during the previous year, there will be two leagues, the inter-cl ass, and inter- club leagues. Any team wanting to partici- pate in intra-mural activities should send a representative to the managers' meeting in the girls' gym. The date will be an- nounced later. Changes In Spring Jr. High Have Been Made This Year Changes effected in Spring junior high have removed sev- enth grade classes to S pri n g school where Miss Mrytle Best, former junior high teacher, is the new principal. Eighth grade stu- dents will remain at Woodward with Miss Catherine Brown and Miss Hilda Meng as teachers. Miss Charlotte Burwick, former junior high teacher, is transferred to DeVilbiss where she will in- struct students in fr e s h m e n English. Pulse Reading Is Taught To Sixty Home Nursing Girls How to read pulses was the first lesson taught by Miss Hazel Coy to beginners in the home nursing classes. Facts about the first aid cabinet and health cards were explained. Sixty junior and senior girls are enrolled in these classes. A HEALTH EXPERT WILL TALK HERE MONDAY -.111 Doctor Seiler Will Speak To Woodward Upper Classmen Dr. John J. Seiler, noted ath- letic and heath expert, will ad- dress the upper classmen Mon- day conference period in the auditorium. The subject of his talk will be proper and improper methods of walking, foods and diets, and their relation to health. Dr. Seiler, who is in Toledo under the auspices of the Blade, de- clares that at least 97 percent of the American people do not know how to walk properly. He continues to state that walking is one of the most healthful ex- ercises, because it brings into play practically every muscle of the body and keeps one toned up and physically fit. Dr. Seiler, known as the Flying Yank, will endeavor to keep his demonstrating slate clean at the Scott stadium between halves of the game tomorrow. Doc Seiler will walk a half mile while two boys, one from each school are running a mile. Doc hasn't lost a race of this sort yet.. . Our sensational fullback, Jim Boyd, is leading the city individ- ual scoring with 37 points. BEAR INITIAL INTER-CITY GAME ON CARD AT SCOTT HIGH STADIUM Coach Rettig's Boys Will Be Anxious To Avenge Last Year's Defeat By The Woodward Teamg Both Squads In Shape Coach R01 Bevan's Polar Bear gridders will make their inter- city debut when they tangle with the green and white eleven from Scott on the Collingwood avenue boys' home lot tomorrow after- noon at 2:00 o'clock Scott has a fast and scrappy team in spite of the 12-7 defeat at ' tithe hands of De Vilbiss, and is Carl C o r t h ell, Polar Bear quarter-back, is one of the lsix boys selected by the Toledo Blade to write a weekly column concerning the work of his team. C I I Five former Woodward stu- dents, J oe Szelagowski, Stan Szczpanik, Art Pacer, Charles Szczygial and Emil Owarczk are members of the Cirlasky Meats, a team e n ter e d in the light- weight division of the Toledo Amateur Football Federation. Leo K u b a c ki, a Woodward Senior, is managing the team. Gilbert Harre, former Bear tackle and member of the all city team? in 1931, has a berth on the Ohio State University eleven. .WOODWARD ME RRY-GO ROUND Standing in front of Ye Office and watching the tide of Wood- ward life swing dizzily around and around the halls, the name of Woodward Merry-Go Round suggested itself for this column, which will present the original, the humorous, the educational, and fbreath it softlyj the scandal- ous sides of our rapidly moving school days. Let us, however, pause a rmoment in our deliberations to .make the few annual remarks which we cannot do without. Green! Green! Who else fiaunts this color as' fiamboyantly as those first year kids? Green 'sweaters, green dresses, and a green look make them so notice- able to us upper classmen. Look, there's one now, squinting in that window. Hey, Freshie!!! Oh, Oh, our mistake. That was Virginia Mann digging up mater- ial for a big news story. Sorry to say thatBob Crooner Eiseman will not be here this year to warble for us, but he's sent his sister Mildred to perpet- uate the good name. Virginia Maverkos wonit have a hard time getting around with big sister, Mary to look after her. And, says Molly Meerkreb, amy kid brother, Sam, just wouldn't stay home another year, so I had to bring him along. Excuse me a moment! Phew, that was a narrow escape. Miss Boyles just went past and I forgot to hand in my notebook last semester. And there comes Miss Shaw! But she smiled at me so I guess she forgot about the theme. Hope I don't have to make any more detours. Speaking of detours, did you know that the word is accented on the last syllable? Detour is the correct pronunciation. Click, clack, snap, twist. Fresh- men lockers for sale. Simon Hodge knows how a safe cracker feels when trying to break a lock. A blond in distress, and three seniors are killed in the rush to help Charlotte Blackman open her lock. Frank Siadak, Spike Tokes, Dan Sahadi, and George Margy had a good time Friday, freshman day, trying to com- mand the respect due a senior. LaVerne Kirkpatrick and Mar- agret Williams were also here Friday t a k in g care of Little Theola Rodifer and Bla n c h e Ruland, who might easily have been lost in the rush. REMEMBER--The day we beat Scott?--How it rained the night of Little Women ?--The talkie that didn't talk good?--Mrs. Paul Alexander and the musical trio? --The day of the gigantic snow storm?--When Kraft ran t h a t blocked kick'over the Libbey goal line?-King Louis Barrie and his red shirt?-Miss Curtis and The fun of it ? sure to give the Bevanites plenty of trouble. Finish Brown will be the main threat in Bob Rettig's eleven as he can pass, run, and boot the pigskin brilliantly. Since September 1, Coach Bevan has been sending his squad through hard workouts every day and has his team keyed up to tip-top con- dition. The probable line will be Donavan and Johnson at ends, Moose Jurek and Boardman at tackle positions, with Mach- ine Gun Kelly and Dobbin MacFarland at guard berths. Ben Malaska will handle the center position. Carl Corthell, an able field general, will start at the quarter-back position, with Davis and Leinninger at halves. Jim Boyd, sensational full-back, will round out the backfield. Enough in a t e r al, including Pitzen, Kenyon, Grzywinski, Bu- gajewski, Borough, Tschogl, Meachan, Hiltman, Roman, Ro- berts, Karnikowski, will allow plenty of substitution. Stan No- wak, a huge tackle, will probably see action before the fracas is over. Woodward Secures First Victory In Whitmer Game With Jim Boyd, dynamic full- back, scoring 37 of the team's 38 points, Woodward High eleven recorded a thirty-eight to six victory over a defiant Whitmer team, Saturday, September 23, at Woodward field. Whitmer's lone touchdown came early in the last period as the result of a desperate heave from Crowe to Welton who slipped over the goal line for the tally. The most spectacular play of the afternoon was Boyd's 69 yard sprint for a touchdown. Out- standing players were Leininger and Davis in the backiield and Jurek, Kelly, Malaska, and McFarland on the line. Friendship Club Will Sponsor Annual Color Day Program Color day, sponsored annually by the Friendship clubs of Wood- ward, is being held again today for the purpose of selling arm bands and pompoms to be Worn at the Scott-Woodward game Saturday afternoon. Ruby Bigley and Jane Kranz have charge of all arrangements and sales. Miss Dorothy Bardo and Miss Louise Nelson are ad- visors of the junior and senior clubs respectively. Constantly Conszstently Construct Vol. VI WOODW, TLER, Toledo Ohio October 13 1933 N02 J. SHEROIAN HEADS STUDENT ASSEMBLY Home Room Representatives In Student Assembly Elect Ofiiciers John Sheroian was chosen president of the assembly of the Student Council, at the election which was held Tuesday. George Margy was elected vice-president, Margaret Zimmerman, secretary and treasurer. A meeting of the old members was held October 6, with Helen Abood acting as chairman. Plans for a hall patrol and assembly were made. It was decided that only students, excluding fresh- man, with grades of C and above are eligible to become members of the patrol. Election of the Student Coun- cil will take place in the near fu- ture. At present there are 52 members of the Assembly who were elected in home room Mon- day. ' Members of the Assembly are June Overmeyer, Ella Ruth Mc- Cormick, Lucie Stipes, Betty Rayman, George Margy, Merrill Slane, John Sheroian, Esther Ann Steiner, Elaine Seiler, Blanche Blackman, William Las- ton, Margaret Kiechner, Walter McVicker, Charles Ricker, Philip Weiss. Aurelia Kuchawski, Edward Wozniak, Mary Ellen DuMonte, Dan Kasprzak, Francis Szender- ski, Alice Gregorek, Clarence Montgomery, Frank Blum, Orv- ille Swanter, Virginia Zitz, Jane Kranz, Dorothy Trzaskowski, 'Louis Barrie, Florence Ransom, Rose Jablonski, Dorothy Curtis, Beatrice Judis, Ralph Worshtil Jimmy Wise, Charles Boes, Marguerite Zimmerman Marjorie Herzberg. Anthony Boczkowski, Eugene Schaefer, Bernard Greenbaum, Irene Walczak, John Washinton, Charles Yeager, Hugh Collins, Nick Allen, Alice Kreft, Robert Duhamel, Ruth Kaminsky, Grace Powell, Thaddeus Demski, Steve Evdemon, and William Tyrrell. Frank Siadak Elected As New Glee Club President Frank Siadak was elected pres- ident of the Glee club at its election last Friday. Other ofli- cers for this year are Grace Eurenius, vice-president, Tilma Roloff, secretary, Martha Konra- inski, treasurer, Alvin Sanger, stage manager, Richard Pease and Cecelia Rakowski, property managers, and Evelyn Bardsley, ublicity manager. Clarence Ball is Glee club ad- iser. AUNITED DRAMATIC SOCIETY FORMED After School Classes Taught By Student Members, James Moll, Pres. Junior and sophomore drama- tic societies of last year have combined to form the Little Theatre Guild which will be advised by Miss Dorothy Kell- ogg. Senior and junior class plays will be given by the res- pective classmen, but other productions are to be enacted by all members. The club has been divided into three groups consisting of the cabinet, the executive board, which is composed of the mem- bers who formally belonged to one of the two societies, and the associates members who joined this year. Upon the payment of dues, the member will presented with a membership card admit- ting him to all functions the club gives with the exception of class plays. Classes pertaining to scenery, make up, costuming will be taught after school for the purpose of acquainting the members with these subjects as a branch of dramatics. The classes will be taught by student members and will be held once or twice a month. Only students with membership cards will be admitted. James Moll was elected presi- dent of the Guild with the following cabinet, vice-president secretary, Marjorie Herzberg, treasurer, Edna Wenz, and reporter, Virginia Mann. Social Science Club Plans Bids For New Members At a cabinet meeting of the S o c i al Science club, held Tues- day, October 3, plans were made to prepare bids for new members from the science and h i s t o r y classes. Officers of the club are: Ray- mond Anderson, president, Paul Trepinski, vice-president, Cath- erine Miller, secretary, Mary Jane Veller, t r e a s u r e r, and Anita Eurenius, club program chair- man. French And International Club Leaders To Hold Roast Cabinet members of the French and International clubs will have a Wiener roast at the home of their adviser, Miss Adri- enne Curtis, after school October 13, as ameans ofa get-to-gether in order to make plans for coming activities. Helen Swaya and Sharon Lei- bovitz constitute the committee in charge. WHOODWARD STUDENTS 'IN CHICAGO ATTENDING N. S. P. A. CONVENTION Donald Dietsch and Charles Klinksick Representing The Tattler At 12th Annual Press Meeting Being Held In Chicago, October 12-14 This occasion marking the ,fifth convention of this type attend- ed by Woodward representatives, Charles Klinksick, editor-in- chief, and Donald Dietsch, circulation manager of the Tattler, have been delegated to the twelfth annual National Scholastic Press Association convention which this year is being held in Chicago. 2rThe representatives left the city Selected As President Of Combined Dramatic Clubs ' r James Moll James Moll is the new presi- dent of the junior and senior dra- matic clubs combined under the name of Little Theatre Guild. James is also feature editor of the Tattler. Tattler Will Hold Luncheon For Staff Members Tuesday Charles Klinksick and Donald Dietsch, the editor and reporter of the Tattler, respectively, who are representing the Woodward Tattler at the newspaper conven- tion in Chicago, will talk about their experences Tuesday, Oct. 17, at a press luncheon given by the members of the Tattler staff. Miss M. Doering, Hugh Mont- gomery, and Principal Charles LaRue will be guests of honor. P. T. A. To Meet Wednesday, October the eighteenth, at 8 P. M. a Parent- Teachers' Association meeting will be held in the cafeteria. Only adults will be allowed to attend to determine the number of parents interested. The nomi- nation for onices will take place at the next meeting. Thursday morning to be in the Hotel LaSalle in time for the first convocation which was scheduled for Thursday evening. National conventions of the N. S.P.A. are bfrief, but effective training courses in journalism. Here is where the delegate goes to school, with the accumulated experience of hundreds of pub- I lication advisers and workers as text material. Each person at- tending Will be able to take part in seven or eight of the sixty round table discussions which are headed by famous and skilled newspaper workers. In addition to the discussions there are three convocations or assemblies of all delegates when famous authors or writers are heard. A dinner en- tertainment and dance complete the outline of the convention activities. Beginning on Thurs- day evening and continuing throughout Friday, the sessions will be brought to a close at noon Saturday. This year the convention dates 'have been set ahead, and the meeting held in Chicago in order that the visitors may see the Worlds Fair. Although there is no free time on Thursday, Friday, or Sat. morning, after the close of the convention at noon of the latter day, the delegates will be free to spend as much time at the A Century of Progress as is at their disposal before tney must return home. Last year's convention attend- ed by Woodward representatives was held in Cincinnati, Ohio. Miss A. Curtis To Sponsor Joint Roast For Leaders Cabinet members and program committees of the French and International clubs will have a wiener roast at the home of their advisor, Miss Adrienne Curtis, after school tonight as a get to-gether in order to make plans for coming activities. Those who will attend are: Helen Swaya and Sharon Leibovitz, committee in charge, Minnie Solomon, Rita McCarty, Sara Greenburg, Mollie Rubin, Sam Schall, Philip Weiss, James Hope, Meyer Novick, Philip Moore, James Shemas, and Louis Barrie. THE WOODWARD TA'l'I'LER THF WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. f f , 4 FEE TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief .............................. Charles Klinksick Business Manager ........................ Arthur Berkowitz Sam Schall Circulation Managers .............. Donald Dietsch LSharon Leibovitz News Editors ................. ........ C ora Belle Kehrer l Anne Wegener Feature Editor .......................................... James Moll Assistant Feature Editor ...................... Helen Swaya Alvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors ............... ....... H enry Nickpor Robert Ridenour Club Editors ........... ...,.... Q Zjgfigijrifgllustef Exchange Editor ........ ...................... E thel Dull Display Editor ........ .......... V irginia Mann Make-up .................. ................ C hester Matuszak Pressman ......,........,...................... Edward Jankowski Y Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. The Commencement THESE past two weeks have marked the beginning of another nine months per- iod to be spent in the acquisition of prac- tical knowledge. Freshmen have made the step towards the whirl of the gem cut- ting and polishing machine which will work on their minds for four years, shaping, cleaning, and shining them to the result that each mind will be a sparkling brilliant to be offered for use in the world. The faculty machinery has been set in order and is receiving the material which consists also of the upperclassmen. For each person this is a new start. What progress you make in the class- rooms depends upon you individually. To lag at the start of the semester is to for- feit a great part of the race. Once you lose step the truth stares at you with the fact that you have a task to catch up with your fellow students, nevertheless, it can be clone. The easier way is to keep up with to-morrow rather than to try to catch up with yesterday, in addition to to-day and to-morrow. A day idled and wasted is a day lost from your life. The mode of pre- sent-day economizing intimates that you utilize all your moments to the best ad- vantage. Therefore begin now with your best before you can regret a delay. Com- mence to-day. OFF'N N l Pity the poor freshman. The first month of the year he receives so much attention. that it is exceedingly embarassing. Then the rest of the year he is totally ignored, and treated with scorn. However, as he provides excellent subjects for features, this week the column will pan the-- . , Freshman, a Lament. I wish I was a senior, I wish, I wish, I wish. I wish I was a senior. I'm tired of being the fish. The seniors are the biggest guys, They just get all the breaks. But a little freshie guy like me Gets nothing but headaches. Now I was walking down the hall, The time was past 2:40. Miss Tippet caught me by the neck And said, Where Ya' going shorty? Cjust imaginegl I walk along with downcast soul, And Stan Nowak, the meanie, Hollers right out loud in the hall, W'atcha' doin' greenie? Here's to you lonely freshmen My brethren in despair. I wish I was a senior. My rights then I'd declare. Cause teacher thinks I'm too young, My pals give me the air, Everyone thinks I'm nutty, And am I getting mad! Just another first year kid gone uthe way of all fresh. Did you notice how he blew up on that last verse? BARGAIN DAY Step up ladies and take your choice. As- sorted freshmen, guaranteed to please. If you like them tall, try to pat Edwin Dorf on the top of his six foot frame. And Walter Rawski is just the right size to hold on your lap. But the biggest and cutest bargin of all to be of- fered is foh, somebody told youl Bruce Lumly. I 1 U Last year's feature editor promised me that she would, as a parting gesture, rid the Tat- tler forever of the biggest noise who ever crashed a second page. But last Friday, as I viewed my first column with no little pride, a tremendous concussion shook the room, the paper burned to ashes in my hand, and there before me, with one hand grasping a torrid bit of gossip and the other a flaming pencil and a sizzling notebook, stood Pola Baer, triumphantly smirking. ' Ha, thought you were rid of me, sneered she, but I will be heard. A thousand voices immediate- ly took up the chant, We want Pola. So-oo- oo here she is. Dear Pola Bear, Why does Gale Weaner say he wants to be a street car motorman? Fanny Freshman Dear Fan, Probably so he can kick the gong around. CI know it's lousy but I had to make some answer.J Pola QAsk mel Baer THESE FRESHMEN Jim Mundwiler thought he was being blackmailed when he received a letter edged in black. Little Doris Rose sat on a pin. Little Doris Rose. I 8 I Virginia Saens says her English teacher must be quite old because she told them she taught Caesar. l Flashes From Friends Here's just a bit from Funny Stuff found in the Guard and Tackle of Stockton Cal- ifornia. The congressman's wife sat up in bed, a startled look on her face. Jack , she whispered, there are rob- bers in the house. Impossible , murmured her husband. In the Senate, yesg but never in the I-louse . I I U Political Chemistry: If Ca stands for calcium And potassium is K And Al means aluminium Tell me, what is N .R.A. The Weekly Review Hamilton, Ohio Seniors look into the future. Weather fore- cast for seniors from the Paseo Press, Kadsas City, Mo. First quarter--Fair and slightly warmer. I-Ialf Year-Probably showers F'S . Third quarter--Temperature about 108. End of year-Reign. 'l U 3 Reforestation again What are your favorite trees? asked one suburbanite of another. Shoe, hat, and singletreesf' he growled they don't mess up the lawn with leaves in the fall. The Stilletto, Kirksville, Missouri TEACHERS' RAMBLES Miss Anne Wetterman, language teacher and freshman girl supervisor, spent four weeks of her vacation this summer, touring through Germany, the land of Father Rhine. This delightful journey, which began in the very south of Germany and continued to the north, covered the cities of Cologne, famous for its eau de Cologne, Hanover Oldehburg, Dusseldorf, school of many dis- tinguished painters, Gladback, Bremen, Berlin, the city of Unter den Linden, and others equally Well known. Miss Wetterman was exceedingly glad to see in every town, a great improvement in outward appearances. Three years ago when she visited there, the streets were packed with unemployed men and women holding meetings, and arguing and debat- ing over national conditions. This time the streets were clear except for the bustle of a more cheerful people as they hurried about their business. She also spent a short time in Austria and Vienna and found them as beautiful as they ever were. One of the most enjoyable and frequent pictures seen through all of Germany, re- called Miss Wetterman, and one which leaves an indelible impression in the heart of every American traveler, is the sight of happy, smiling school children passing early in the morning with their teacher, out of the city, to hold classes in the clean, in- spiring atmosphere of the countryside. Singing joyously as they go, they typify the spirit of the Germany of to-day, the foundation upon which a new Germany will be built. THE WOODWARD TATTLER Team In The Encounter With Michiganders After defeating a powerful Scott team, Coach Rol Bevan's Polar Bears will meet another fast team in Adrian, on the Woodward field, Saturday, Oct- ober 14. Coach Bevan will use his first string line-up which consists of Johnson and Donovan, end, Jurek and Boardman, tackles, with Kelly and McFarland, guards, and Malaska, center will handle the center of the line. Corthell, quarter-back, Leinin- ger and Davis, half-backs, and Boyd, fullback, the same back- field which preformed so bril- liantly in last week's game, will start the battle. The team emerged from the Scott fray in good condition and is prepared to take the Adrian club in convincing style. Nothing definite has been received about the Adrian eleven but scrappy and speedy team have been made every. Season Pass Price Reducedg One Dollar For Five Games Another slashing reduction in the cost of student passes was announced by Athletic Director, C. M. Meek Wednesday October 11. The new rate was established at one dollar for the remaining games on the Woodward sched- ule which includes the games with Waite, DeVilbiss, and Cen- tralg and the contests with Adrian, and Youngstown Mem- orial. Up to date just two-hundred and fifty passes have been sold, and the athletic board is making a desperate effort to reach the goal of five-hundred before the Adrian game. A twenty cent down-payment will secure a ticket for the Adrian game, and the balance must be paid by the end ofthe football sea- son. ..1 l-1-. Girls Tournament In Hit Pin Baseball To Start Monday Monday, the girls' intra- murals will inaugurate their first sport event of the year. A round- robin hit-pin baseball tourna- ment will be held. There are seven fr e s h m e n team in the inter-class league. All games will be refereed by girls who belong to the leaders' class. Beginning in next week's Tattler, the intra-mural schedule may be found on the sport page. Miss Rex Visits Girls' Gym The girls' gym classes had an early season visitor, last Friday. Miss Hazel Rex, head of the girls' Physical Education department, paid the morning classes a visit' Defeating Scott on the Col- lingwood gridiron makes me bring out the old record book, thickly covered with dust but filled with precious record break- ing events by Rol Bevan's Polar Bears, and I ind, aftera tho- rough search, that is the first since Scott-Woodward grid re- lation were begun that the Bev- anites forced defeat upon the West Enders on their own home ot. , Coach Bevan is to be con- gratulated for giving Woodward such a fighting team. Not long ago, the Bears were taken for underdogs. Today, the other schools are beginning to have a slight fever when the Polar Bears are mentioned Woffslf-1E?1iiiAM BEVANITES VANQUISH SC T Bevan Plans On Using First -MBEARS DUPLIECATE LAST YEAR'S FEAT WITH VICTORY OVER WEST SIDERS Plunge And Pass Score Points In Woodward's Initial Inter-City Win Over Scott In The Downtown Stadium Wallowing in mud and playing in the rain, Rollie Bevan's Polar Bears, upholding Woodward tradition, took the Colling- wood Avenue boys to camp by a 12-6 score in a bitterly fought battle held in the downtown boys' stadium. The Scotters proved troublesome in the second quarter when Red', Foster took a 24 yard jaunt over the goal line for the Green and White's lone touchdown and in the last period when they kept the ball deep in the Bear territory and probable scoring posi- tion. 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'pf -C , .-' 'i.-.4 f 1 4 5 rg' I Tattler Sports Editor, can be heard broadcasting play by play descriptions of the Woodward games over the public address system. This feature is spon- sored by the Standard Oil Co. Coach Ben Penchef's light- weight gridders will make their debut when they play their initial tilt with the Waite seconds in the Polar Bear cubs' stadium ' this afternoon. Seven Guesses Are Correct In Contest, Senior is Winner Leo J ablonski, a senior, was luckiest of all Woodward stu- dents for he won the score guess- ing contest, in which all Wood- ward students had a chance to compete, and will receive as a re- ward a ticket to the Adrain game tomorrow. Beatrice B i a l a c k i, Henry Lusiak, Leo Jablonski,Ed Marok, Charles Gillette, Frank Bafya, and Gene Roman, all guessed the correct score. The winner was selected by a draw- mg. 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'35E2E5E5E5EE:g5iQEQE E523552232552522532352523253555522QEQEQEEEQEQEQEEEEEEEE3 IE5E3: . -223 ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ,.1:EgEg25E5E3E5E5E3Eg3 5:5 f5:3:ErE1E:Ei,H 2 - 1EEEifii5iEi5i2EQ2222555EEiE 'f?2iEE5iSi?ii2iEg!,. '2:2:141:r:1:2:1:Eg3Eg25 121. gif --::1'r12:1:1r1 R01 Bevan Roland Bevan inaugurated his fifth year as head football coach at Woodward by coaching his Polar Bears to an inter-city victo- ry over Scott, Saturday. Rollie's team placed second in the city standings last year. The Bears bowed to the Waite Indians for their only loss. Mr. Bevan is also head coach of basketball and baseball. Junior, Senior Girls Enroll In Student Leader Classes The girls' leaders' class will meet every Monday, conference hour, either in the girls' gym, or in room 230. All junior and senior girls who wish to assist the gym teachers with regular classes may join. These girls besides taking care of gym classes, will referee and of- ficiate at games for after school sports. Students who enroll and take an active part in the leaders' class, may earn extra points for their letter. This year there will be twenty seniors and seventeen junior girls in charge of the classes. skin through his right tackle for an 18 yard gain and a first down for the Bears. After an exchange of punts between the two teams, Scott, with its back against its own goal-line attempted a punt which was blocked by Woodward for- wards and recovered by Toughy Johnson on the Green and White two yard line. An off-side penalty by Scott on the first play brought the ball to the Green and White one-yard line. Boyd carried the pigskin to the one-foot line where Corthell carried it over. Boyd's plunge for the extra point failed. An aerial attack accounted for the final six points in the third canto. A series of Butch Lein- niger to Zulu Corthell passes brought the ball into Scott's terri- tory where a long completed pass to Donovan near the goal-line was called back and a penalty inflicted on the Bears for holding. On the next play, a 24 yard pass was snagged by Donovan who stepped over the goal line for the final score. . Squad Works Together The entire squad entered the fray with a vim and spirit which was deserving of the victory they gained. The vicious tackling by i'Stinkey Davis and Captain Malaska stood out in the de- fensive work. The backfield worked in unison, with Boyd doing the greater part of' the ball toting. Bob Rettig's ball club entered the fracas with the sole idea of avenging the defeat handed them by the DeVilbiss Tigers the pre- vious week. Brown and Foster did the greater part of the ball toting and were responsible for the majority of Scott's first downs. Penalties inflicted on both teams halted the progress of the game frequently. Boost Your Own School Team and Buy a Ticket For The Big Game See You Tomorrow THE WOODWARD TATTLER DR. JOHN J. SEILER INVITATIONS SENT GOSSIP SEEKER CAN TALKS AT WOODWARD m Under The Tattler FOR PEIUPER CLUB NOT FORGET SCHOOL Former Air Ace Relates Lifeg TQI'ch Light TWGIHIY-0l1e Pupils Receive He Reufrns To Woodward Tells Pupils About Walking Bids To Membership Bflllglllg Alumni News And Health Habits - -- In B0YS'C111b For The Tamer Dr. John J . Seiler who is in Toledo under the auspices of the Toledo Blade to give health talks to schools and organizations made his appearance Monday at Woodward. He addressed stu- dents in the auditorium during conference hour on the subject of correct walking habits, diet, and health habits. After his talk, he was swamped by eager boys and girls waiting to have their notebooks signed and yours truly had a hard time trying to get him away for a little interview. Finally in an answer to a follow me I found myself walking along with him ftrying to keep upl and iring questions. It appears the Flying Yank worked in the air service during the war where he received a bul- let wound in his left shoulder. This left him in a rather weak- ened condition, as he was never as strong as most boys. Ten years ago, 1923, he began taking long walks to build up his body. Doc is now a picture of health measuring 6 feet 2 inches and weighing 170 pounds which he declares is quite a bit for a skin- ny guy like me. He has a chest expansion of 6 and one-fifth inch- es. Freakish,', he says. Not only has Doc. Seiler ex- pounded good health habits in A m e r i c a n schools but he has been abroad where he discovered that nationalities dilfer in their ways of walking. Everymorning for several years he has risen early, has no break- fast at all, takes a long hike of ive or ten miles, and then re- turns and eats something staple like eggs and toast. Six and one-half miles per hour is the fine record that he has made for himself. In reply to the question of how many miles one must walk in an hour, he stated that for the army it is three per hour and for an average boy five per hour. Our short but informative talk was cut of when we reached the doors of Rol Bevans room where our football boys were awaiting him. Doc left with aparting, I'll be at the Secor or Toledo Blade. Band, Orchestra, And Glee Club Start New Semester This year's orchestra members, twenty-eight in number, directed by Miss Bessie Werum, will meet each day eighth hour in the auditorium. Clarence Ball, director of the glee club, has announced an enrollment of one hundred and ten, while Guy Sutphen, band leader, reports that the band, now practicing to play for Woodward football Eames, boasts twenty-three mem- ers. R I l . A-U , iv , 4 S. B. Crouse The first subject of the 'lforch's inquisitive ray is S. B. Crouse, industrial arts instructor, and bugbear of freshman boys. The inimitable S. B. is well satisfied with his present group of first year boys which promises to be one of the best he has ever advised. V The freshman super is always glad when this time of the year rolls around, for he is a lover of athletics and a former football star at Michigan State Normal. His favorite sports are those of a follower of outdoor activities, namely fishing, hunting, and goliing. Mr. Crouse spent his vacation on the shores of Devil's Lake at his cottage, right next door to our principal, Mr. LaRue. Bear Cubs To Meet Waite Papooses In Home Stadium Coach Ben Penchefis light- weight eleven will meet the Indi- an Papooses this afternoon in the Woodward stadium with both squads steamed up for battle. A temporary eleven has been chosen by Coach P e n c h e f. Lawrence Roberts will call signals at quarter with Whiting and Boy- kin at halves. Chester Chopcinski will round out the backiield at the fullback position. 1 The probable line will consist of Molik at center, with B. Nich- por and Wolfinger at the guard berths. The tackle positions have been awarded to Schultz and Wheaton with Dawson and Sah- adi at the end flanks. As Penchef has a lot of extra men, plenty of substitutions will be made dur- ing the progress of the tilt. Boys Enter Cooking Classes One hundred and fifty Wood- ward boys are preparing against the fatal can Openitis by en- tering the ive cooking classes under the supervision of Miss Angela Abair and Miss Blanche Hazelton. Canning tomatoes was the first project undertaken by the male students. ,mm At a special meeting of the Peiuper club held Monday, Octo- ber 9, the following were sent bids: Russell Shugarman, David Essick, Abe Margel, Joe Fishler, Frank Doomchin, David Essak, Ralph Worshtil, Sam Shall, Al- fred Samborn, Philip Olson, Ben Shall, Lester Stram, Ralph Isen- stein, Dave Wexler, Sol Yourist, Harry Rosen, Gus Brickman, Sol Rappaport, Meyer Davis, Jack Bustow, and Philip Weiss. Dave Olson headed the committee to submit names for membership. I-Ie was assisted by Louis Forman and Meyer Solomon. Informal initiation was held Wednesday. C o m m i t t e e in charge was Alvin Sanger, chair- man, Jack Bletterman, Louis For- man, and Ralph Worshtil. Plans for the formal initiation are being made by a' committee consisting of J a ck Worshtil, chairmang A r t h u r Berkowitz, Sam Forman, and Louis Schwartz. Following the resignation of Meyer Solomon, Jack Worshtil, w a s elected treasurer. Louis Schwartz was appointed intra- mural manager. DeadLine Flashes Periclean Literary society has charge of the Waite mass meet- ing to be held Thursday, October 19 I U O Forty nine working permits have been issued by Philo C. Dunsmore to students who have jobs after school. . The first struggle of the year will be the DeVilbiss Woodward dance, given by the Peiuper club, October 27. At the Junior Hi-Y meeting Tuesday evening, Ralph Brott was elected intra-mural manager of their team: . . In respouse to the announce- ments of a probable sophomore dramatics society, fifty prospec- tive members attended a meeting Tuesday, October10. Feminine Gym Enthusiasts Rejoice Over New Towels What a break for the .girls taking gym. Instead of using the old towels, the fair damsels will use new towels as the old ones will be used by boys, classes at Waite and Woodward. Girls will pay the same towel fee as in previous years, forty cents. Special care must be taken to prevent the towels from disap- pearing, because they are rented from the Toledo Towel Supply o. L - ' The other day The Old Gossip Seeker dropped in with some old notes, papers, and whatnot con-p taining dope about the departed Senior Class of 1933. He says that he found them among Pola Baer's love letters and advice to the love lorn. Now keep this un- der your hat and don't breathe a word to Pola. What's this? The Campus Col- legian, the Toledo University newspaper, and there's an article in it by Dorothy Shore who is assistant girls' sports editor.Over here is another by Bill Rosen- berg, former editor-in-chief of the Tattler, who is a sports reporter. Do you remember Roberta Du- Monte of Daddy Long Legs fame? Yes, she's vice-president of the Freshman class at the U. Other former Woodward stu- dents who are freshman at the University are: Meyer Schall, Norma Flaum, Harry Schall, Carl Monto, Nellie Flaum, L e o n a Jacobs, Lois Hotz, Marvin Trattner, Sherwin Kripke, George Schulte, Ellen Jane Scarisbrick, Edward Stelnicki, Evelyn Ham- ilton, Florence Alpeter, and Ed- ward J anieszewski. Alberta Teall, her mind set on being a gym instructor, is attend- ing the college at Ypsilanti, Mich- igan. What do you think about this? Here's a marriage announcement announcing the marriage of Arla Grodi and Theodore Woodfil! Norma Bur- meister has had her name chang- ed too, now she's Mrs. Ray Wenz. Here's something about Evelyn Abood--Oh, Oh here comes Pola on the war path. So long till next week when we hope that she will be in a better mood. Sewing And Cooking Classes Work On Towels And Canning Members of Miss Adam's sew- ing classes are making towels for the food classes. Beginners are studying weaving and the construction of cloth. Girls of Miss Angela Adair's home economic classes have canned five bushels of tomatoes which will be used later in the year for preparing dishes. German Club Is First To Hold Initiation For New Members Fourteen pledges of the Ger- man club, Freie Bahn, were in- itiated Wednesday, Oct. 11, after school, in room 118. At the meeting, Miss Anna Wetterman gave an account of her travels in Germany duriug this summer, after which German songs were sung and refresh ments served. . Constantly Consistently Constructz VO1. VI oopw RD TATTLER Toledo Ohio October 20 1933 No. 3 SHEROIAN INELIGIBLE AS ASSEMBLY HEAD Student Assembly Will Elect A Chairman To Replace Post-Graduate At the meeting of the Student Council Assembly held Tuesday, October 17, it was announced that John Sheroian, newly elect- ed assembly president, would not be able to hold oflice due to the fact that he is a post-graduate. A new president will be elected at the next meeting. The hall patrol started on duty Wednesday, October 18, first hour. Captains who have been appointed are Robert Duhamel, Ralph Worshtil, Nick Allen, and Helen Abood. Any pupil found thr o wing paper on the iioor, or wander- ing in the halls without a permit will be liable to penalty by the Student Court held every Friday. Vernon K. Alberstett and Miss Mary Kathryn Barnes are the faculty advisers. Visual Education Society Elects Oiiicers For Term Ofiicers of the Visual Educa- tion society were elected Wed- nesday, October 18, after school, by the five representatives from the Commerce and lndustry classes. Those members who were elected are: Betty Smitly, president, Edward Waniewski, vice-president, Lucille Phillips, secretary and treasurer. The society has booked eight- een educational films for the year, which are financed by the dues of the members. These movies will be on the subject of farming and industry. Clyde Van Tassel is the ad- viser ofthe society. 1....i,i,, Tattler Campaign Ends 337 Subscribers Short Of Goal With the closing of the Tat- tler campaign for this semester Friday, 663 students subscribed leaving 337 subscribers short of the goal which was set in order to operate under the new price of fifteen cents per semester. Students who did not subscribe during the campaign and wishing to now, may still sub- scribe at the Tattler office. Sharon Leibovitz and Donald Dietsch, circulation managers, were in charge of the campaign. V. Albertstett Is Delegate Vernon Albertstett was elected Woodward representative of the Toledo Teachers' Association at the teachers' meeting which was held Thursday, October 12. UPPER CLASSMEN SEEKING OFFICES Petitions Are Circulated by Juniors, Seniors For Class Positions Petitions for the ofhces of pres- ident, vice president, secretary, treasurer, and reporter have been taken out by members of the junior and senior classes. In the senior class, Robert Ridenour, Frank Michalak, and Frank Siad- ak vie for the ofhce of president. Alvin Sanger, George Margy, Ted Kosydar, and Ruth Ramlow are seeking the vice-presidency. The position of secretary is being sought by Lewis Karl, Alice Kreft, Phillip Moore, and Paul Trepinski. Those with an eye on the oiiice of treasurer are John Alexson, Carl Dority, and Russell Shugarman. Carl Polcyn, Jean Clifton, an d Robert Klein- hans are prospective reporters. In the J u n i or class, Meyer Davis, Sam Schall, Dan Kaspry- zak, and Billy R a y are running for the office ofpre si dent. The vicepresidency is being sought by Leo J ankowski, James Sfaelos, and James Shemas. James Hope and Maragret Zimmerman are the only two vieing for the ofiice of secretary. Either Helen Abood or Virginia Mann will be the treasurer of this class, and Earl Sommers, Annabelle Lacy, Eddie Mikol, and Virginia Schuster are seek- ing the position as reporter. Primary e 1 e c tio n s for both classes will be held Wednesday, October 25, in front of room 216 during both lunch hours and be- fore and after school. Run-offs will take place on Tuesday, October 31, at the same place during the same hours. The two persons re- ceiving the most votes in the pri- maries will be voted upon for their respective offices at this time. Philo C. Dunsmore,junior and senior class supervisor, has charge of these elections. International And French Club Roast Meets With Rain On account of the rain last Monday, the French and Inter- national cabinet Weiner roast took place at the Riverside shel- ter house in the evening. Around a cosy fireplace, the initiation of new members was discussed in both clubs, com- mittees were appointed for se- lecting eligible pledges: The International membership committee is Sam Schall, chair- man, with James Shemas and Sarah Greenberg assisting. Alma Lou Skinner, chairman, Virginia Stackowitz, and Virginia Mann are those on the French club committee. KLINKSICK ATTENDS CHICAGO MEETING Charles Klinksick Charles Klinksick, editor of the Woodward Tattler, was one of the representatives to the Na- tional Scholastic Press Associa- tion convention which was held October 12 and 13 in Chicago. Salesmanship Club To Send Bids To Future Members At a cabinet meeting of the Salesmanship club, held Monday, October 16, during conference hour, the officers decided to send bids to prospective members. Programs were discussed for the coming year. Officers of the club are Betty Jane Kasally, president, Helen Abood, vice-president, Grace Eur- enius secretary and treasurer, and Joan Elmer, reporter. Vernon Albertstett is the Sales- manship club adviser. All Classes Take Advantage Of Bookroom Opportunities Number of books sold by the second hand book exchange this year totals 205. The freshmen clamored for science and algebra books. Language books were in great demand by the s op h o- mores, while juniors and seniors purchased history and American government books. Betty Kaslly, who is in charge of the book room, is being as- sisted by Sara Goodleman, Bob Klineham, and John Alexson. Saga Staff Will Be Chosen All seniors interested in a po- sition on the Saga staif are urged to hand in their names and pre- ferred positions to Philo C. Duns- more in room 223, as appoint- ments by members of the faculty will probably take place next week. REPRESENTATIVES OUTLINE 'ACTIVITIES Delegates Visit Chicago Fair Besides N. S. P. A. Convention Chicago, the convention, the Exposition ---- e x c i t e m e n t, thrills, activity, enlightenment. All these things came into the lives of Donald Dietsch and Charles Klinksick during their absence from Toledo Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of last week. These boys represented Wood- ward at the National Scholastic Press Association convention October 12-14, and then remained one day longer to see the World's Fair. In the convention itself there were seven round tables, three convocations, a banquet, and a dance to occupy their attention. The delegates said that they learned too many use- ful thing to remember. The discussions at the N. S. P. A. meeting were very beniticial in regard to newspaper work. At the convocations the listeners heard such speakers as Llewellyn Jones, an author and editorial writer on the Chicago Herld St Examiner , Dr. Ralph D. Casey, chairman cf the De- partment of Journalism in the University of Minnesota, H. F. Harrington, director of the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University, and Dr. Allen D. Albert, assistant to President Rufus C. Dawes, Cen- tury of Progress Exposition, Chicago. After the -close of the conven- tion Saturday noon, the delegates spent the balance of the day at the Exposition' grounds. Here they walked their shoes oif' for eight hours straight and visited most of the major buildings on the two and one-half miles of Fair grounds. Sunday morning the Tattler workers returned for three hours to try to see what wasn't seen the day before. Promptly at 12 o'clock the bus left the Windy City carrying them back to Toledo and Wood- ward. In need of a week's rest they arrived home at 9 P.M. after a glorious and exciting time in Chicago. Woodward Friendship Clubs To Again Sponsor Color Day Once again the junior and sen- ior Friendship clubs will sponsor a color day, during which pom- poms, pennant canes, and arm bands will be sold for the Waite- Woodward tussle Friday night. Jane Kranz, president of the senior club, is in charge of ar- rangements assisted by Grace Eurenius. THE WOOD WARD TA'I'I'LFR THF W00DW-ARD TATTI-ER OFF QN N Flashes From Friends Published and Printed Every School Week by the - h l ' Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 n The Northern Review from Ohio North- P21' Semester, 35-03 Single iSS11G- Pola Baer, ern University, Ada, Ohio, devoted a . if 5 X TATTLER STAFF Edit0r-in-Chief ,,,,,,,,,,,.,.. ......... ,..... C h aries Klinksick Business Manager ....... ............. A rthur Berkowitz I Sam Schall Circulation Managers .............. 1 Donald Dietsch LSharon Leibovitz News Editors ............,..,............. iCora Belle Kehrer Feature Editor .......................................... James Moll Assistant Feature Editor ...................... Helen Swaya Alvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors... ................... sl Henry Nickpor LRobert Ridenour j Virginia Schuster Editors ........,. ......... In Carl Dority Exchange Editor ....... ..............--......- E thel Dull Display Editor ....... ........... V irginia Mann Make-up ,,,,,,,,.,,,. ............. C hester Matuszak Pressman .........i........................ .... E dward JaT1k0WSk1 Faculty Advisers ..........,... Q Ilyllflihllgfgjiinggirlng Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shernas, and Ralph Worshtil. THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. Penalty Sessions I have the privilege of remaining after 2:30 today. Upon hearing a remark such as this, who doesn't burst out in the cus- tomary laughter? However, that state- ment is fully correct and brings out the purpose of after school classes. The inten- tion is not to penalize a pupil by compell- ing him to make up his work, but to offer the opportunity of consulting the instruct- or and seeking help. Use it as such. Council Elections Representatives from the home rooms to the Student Assembly were selected last week. Now comes the more important work of electing members from the respective classes to the Student Council. Instead of complaining later in the year, each individ- ual should use the ballot wisely and back the capable candidates whom he wishes to have govern him. ' Comprehension What effect will the present world crisis have upon Woodward's students? What is to come from the activity of the European nations? These questions concern students, because they are the citizens and leaders who will live, under conditions resulting from present day changes. Read and seek out the meaning of these movements. Anne Wegener 1 I think I'll go crazy. Every time I get a girl thinking I'm somebody, alongcomes Al Johnson and then I'm about as noticeable as a fly on the wall. What is the attraction A. J. has for the frail sex? Yours, Alvin Sanger Dear Speck on the wall, You ought io know that You've got to' be a football hero to get along with a beantiful irl. g Yours too. Pola Deer Mis Bare I I wunder wiy mi techur don't aksept mi theams weni hand them inn she says she cante reed them. icante undrestand her atitf tude. Miss Belled Words Dear Bella, I have had your letter a week now and am slowly turning gray around the temples try- ing to figure out your unusul case. l've final- ly come to the conclusion that it is just your inferiority complex working overtime. Understandingly yours, Pola BEAR Dear Pola, Wonder why Dolores Haynes is seen at the Polar Bear lunch room every day? Can it be that the food draws her so?--Stephen Szacta. Stevie, You ought to know that in this day of waistlines it can't be the food. It might, however, be a certain gentleman with the initials F. M.---Obliging Ppla. SILLY STATISTICS ' Fred Blum remarks after diligent research that there are 57 varieties, pardon, days until Christmas. And Eldonna Smith says the Uniform length from the floor to the skirt is equal to the length of Richard Joseph's eye lashes times pi. After running around for months with a rule and a pencil, Marge Devlin, announces that the door to every room are seven feet high, excepting Mr. Alberstett's and he has to stoop to get in. If you wish to find the best curve thrower in the U.S., volunteers Roger Schultz, don't bother looking among the Giants and Sen- ators, but 'Go West, young man, go West'. David Weiss confides, without batting an eyelash, that next week he will be able to make a report on the farthest distance an eyelash was ever batted. - WOODWARD AD OPTS CODE I I have a code here id by head. Idis drivig be 'bost wild. Ad when I think od odder codes I've had, they seeb quide bild. Cause evey tibe I try to talk I sdeeze ad sdeeze ad sdeeze. So I'b content to just hush up Ad wheeze ad wheeze ad wheeze. SILLY SYN ONYMS One bright Day CCariceD in May fMariettal I happened to be standing on the Topp CEstherJ of a high Hill QRuthJ. It Wozniak fEddieJ such a good day because it was so Dull QPhyllisJ. Along came a Gust Cliucyl of wind bending a Reid felunel that was growing along a nearby stream. There was a Swan CDeloresJ swimming prettily in it, and soon even a Stork Wirginial was there, picking at a Lillie fRowenaJ. recent issue to Alumni news. A homecom- ing celebration is being planned for the Alumni, featuring a parade, sport pro- grams, luncheons, afootball game, minstrel show, and a prom. S l l A suggestion from the Morris Piper, New York, N. Y. The earth has a revolver on its axle and shoots it every time it passes Cuba. That's why it has so many revolu- tions. F 8 I Banking has been opened for pupils in Paseo High School, Kansas City, Missouri. Cashiers and helpers in the home rooms will be in charge. I I l Football player: Coach, what am I going to play this afternoon? Coach: End and guard. You're going to sit on the end of the bench and guard the water bucket.---Bryant Times, Minneapolis, Minnesota. WORDS TO THE WISE WHAT subject is causing the most dis- cussion in the halls? It's not the football team or the latest song hit. The favorite indoor sport right now is cor- recting the pronunciation of words. Con- sulting the dictionaryfnot diction-ryJyou'll find that both sides of the eether or eyether are in the right, that Shakespeare lived in Elizabeethan times, and that the capitol of Hawaii is HONolulu. Program, not progrum, is correct. Ioway is preferred to Iowah, and it is either Ilinoi or Ilinoiz. The building holding the car is a garage or a gerridge, you eat apricots, not apercots, a stage show is -vod-vil, and the government of Russia is a bureaucracy Cpronounced burocracyl. Now that you've gotten the idea, if you want to appear intellectual try correcting your English teacher's English. TEACHERS' RAMBLES An exceedingly interesting and restful vacation was spent by Miss Emily Stra- chan, junior English teacher, this summer. After visiting A Century of Progress, Miss Strachan motored up into Northern Michigan to the Straits of Mackinac. Mackinac Island is rocky and wooded, abounding in features of romantic interest. A lover of nature, Miss Strachan never grew tired of gazing at the tall sentinel pines and the gle am i n g waters of the Straits. The greater part of her time was spent at St. Ignace on the upper peninsula of Michigan. St. Ignace is a quaint fishing and lumbering town containing many his- torical landmarks. It is here that the re- mains of Father Marquette rest in state and here also is the famous church of St. Ignatius which contains that well known painting of St. Ignatius renouncing the world. After sojourning at this nature lover's spot for six weeks, Miss Strachan went by boat through the picturesque Straits of Mackinac, into Lake Michigan to Detroit where she boarded a bus for Toledo. This completed her delightful summer ramble. THE WOODWARD TATTLER Bears Tackle W ite BEVANITES DEEEAT ADRIAN TERRIERS Leinninger To Corthell Pass Scores Bears Initial Touchdown Coach Rol Bevan's Polar Bears sent the Blue and White Terriers of' Adrian back to the Michi- ganders' home town with a 7-0 defeat pinned on their tails in a tilt which' was held in the Wood- ward stadium last S a t u r cl a y afternoon. The Bevanites displayed real defensive power when they were in the shadow of their own goal- line holding the invading eleven for down on the Woodward six yard line in the final canto. This was the only scoring thurst that the Michigan boys made thru- out the entire encounter. Constant pecking at the for- ward line, with Boyd, Leinninger, and Davis toting the pigskin in an attempt to pave a way for a Bear touchdown brought the oval to the Adrian 32 where Leinninger uncorked a bullet-like heave to the waiting Corthell who snagged it and scampered the remaining eleven yards for six points. Frank Leininger k i c k e d the extra point from pl a c e rn e n t. Cap Malaska, Al Johnson, Jim Boyd, and Corthell starred for the Bears while Munger, Krue- ger, Moran, and Schomp played well for the losers. Girl Makes Plunge Through Score Guessers For Ticket Ticket to the Waite Wood- ward game was awarded to Vir- ginia Bartnik wh o guessed closest to the correct score of the Adrian tilt. The hard fight that the Adrianites gave Bevan's Polar Bears was a surprise to the guessers. Two weeks ago, we suggested a way to find the correct score, and we had seven correct an- swers. Here is a hot tip. Take the number of letters in your first and last names as Woodward's score and the number in your middle name as Waite's score. If you are right we will gladly give you a ticket to the DeVilbiss game next week. Fill in the following coupon and put it in the box in front of 122 before 3 o'clock today. Name ........... ........... ......................... . Waite ........... .. .... .. Woodward ........ ...... POLAR BEARS BATTLE PURPLE AND H ANH AM AT HEAD GOLD GRID ELEVEN THERE TO-NIGHT Woodward To Clash With Indians In Effort To Gain City Championship, Bevanites, Successful In Four Contests, Prepared To Greet Opponents In what Toledo fans expect to be the outstanding game of the current football season, the Blue and White gridders of Woodward will invade Indian territory when they meet Don McAllister's Waite High School eleven in the East Side bowl tonight in a city struggle which may decide the 1934 championship. The Indians lost their first game in nineteen starts last week when they were defeated by the strong Erie Academy team by the score of 6-0. Rol Bevan's boys have been brushing up weak points in both offense and defense during the past week and are ready to enter the game tonight without any serious injuries and will be out to capture their fifth straight game this season and their second inter- city tilt. Thus far the Polar Bears have not tasted defeat and are out to add the Waite game to their unbroken string. The Indians spent a week of intensive drill against an aerial attack which is an indication that they expect the Bears to take to the air in an effort to down the Waiters. Coach McAllister is expecting to have his full strength lineup against the Bears as Don Snyder, the powerful fullback, has taken his place in the daily workouts. Probable Lineups Although both coaches have made no signs of announcing their starting teams, it is expected that the following gridders will be on the field when the opening whistle blows. Woodward Position Waite Johnson ............... ..... L eft End ..... .......... M eyers Jurek ................. ..... Le ft Tackle ..... .......... W right Kelley ........ .... ..... L e ft Guard ..... ........... D unmier Malaska ...........,. .. ..... Center ...... ............ M auer McFarland ........... ..... R ight Guard ..... ,....... M akovic Boardman ........ ..... R ight Tackle ..... , ........ Kramer Donovan ........ ..... R ight End ...... ............ K iss Corthell ........ . ....... Quarterback ......... ........ B oggs Davis ......,...... ........ L eft Halfback ......... . ......... Snider Leinninger ..........,............. .. Right Halfback ................................ Urbanyi Boyd .......... ................ ......... F u llback ....... .......................... S nyder Captain Ben Malaska, Al Johnson, and Bill Donovan are the line men that carry the North Enders' colors who will bear down on the line, while Wright and Meyers are the best Waite can olfer on the forward wall. Corthell can choose either of his mates as well as himself to run the ball and also pass the oval with deadly aim. Butch Leinninger's booting as well as passing has been compared with the best of them while the Waiters were 'very much impressed with Boyd's sprints last week, Don Snider is the chief offensive t h r e a t while Red Snider will have to be W at c h e d closely as his running and kicking has received much comment. Ticket sales have exceeded those of last year and with the outside following of both schools, seating arrangements are a problem to be confronted with, as a capacity crowd is assured. Bear Cubs Lose Initial Tilt To Waite Indian Seconds Woodward Lightweights met defeat in their first game of the season at the hands ofthe Waite seconds last Friday afternoon in the Bear stadium. The final score was 13 to 6 in favor of the visiting Waiters. As the result of a pass from Roberts to Whiting, the Polar Bear Cubs gained their only score. Coach Ben Penchef's team showed up favorably for an inexperienced and hastily constructed eleven. The Cubs meet the light Irish of Central on the Central Held at City Standings Woodward's Polar Bears are tied with Libbey and Waite for first place in inter-city football standing, each with one win and no loss. Scott and DeVilbiss are tied at the 500 mark, while Central foots the list with two defeats. Team W. L. T. Pct. Woodward 1 0 0 1.000 Waite 1 0 0 1.000 Libbey 1 0 0 1.000 DeVilbiss 1 1 0 .500 Scott 1 2 0 - .333 .000 Home Room ......... ...... 2 :45 P.M. today. 1 Central 0 2 0 OF INTRA-MURALS Pass And Tap Football Starts Tourney In Two Leaguesg Speedball Omitted f d'EE'FI f ' 4 Y'-vs: rss . ' 43 :sgif'5fs-tw. ,ag ssl . A , ,,,,f5,?i gy, -,ss- -as-H .- -1555 - - raft--..a gifs ff ,V ': fi,v, siaE'i?'E:fq :Qs s .H . Q -asf 'Wi ,n gi-rw.--ff, - 5-L--1 ,. - :3.,: l -if sas .. Cf:--ss' V . - .,j.-me -. 'gf KW: ' T..-T? msfwil J s f - -.-as 3 , gn V ll l O . il. TY' : XX A Homer Hanham Pass and tap football, the first event in the fall sports series, came into swing last Tuesday and Wednesday when sixteen teams, eight in the American and eight in the National leagues competed. As school started a month late, speedball and annual cross- country run have been omitted. A variety of games have been chosen for the winter months, with basket-ball being the most popular of all. Other events are boxing, wrestling, shuffle board, casting, foul shooting, hand ball, and goal shooting. Homer Hanham, physical edu- cation instructor, and Art Smith, assistant football coach, will be in charge of the program. Since many of the boys do not have an opportunity to play on the var- sity squads, they can still take part in the sports they want to by participatingin intra-murals. In spring, the boys will again have a chance to go outside when they compete in soft ball or indoor ball games, horseshoes, track, and tennis, a sport that hasn't been recognized by the greater number of boys here at Woodward. Gym Apparel Is Featured In Tattler Display This Week Exhibit of gym apparel in the Tattler display case this week was furnished through the courtesy of the Athletic Supply Co. Two complete gym suits and a Woodward emblem constitute the material used. ' Next week's display will be featured by Miss A. Curtis, French teacher. Student Woodworkers Fix Over Woodward Stadium Woodshop, under the super- vision of S. B. Crouse, has com- pleted extensive repair work on the football stands. New seats, flooring, and supports were replaced by the students. Besides the work on the bleachers, the classes painted the score board and made line markers for the football field. THE WOOD WARD TATFLFR MISSIONARY FROM WOODWARD JUNIOR THREE BEARS LIVED INDIA SPEARS HERE MINUTE INTERVIEWS DISOUSSES CAMP IN THE LONE WOODS Dr. Picken Tells Woodward Juniors And Seniors of Indian Conditions Dr. Lillian Picken, who is at, tending the missionary confer- ence in Toledo, addressed mem- bers of the junior and senior classes Wednesday, conference period, in the auditorium. Having spent nineteen years in India, Miss Picken, who prefers to drop the prefix of Dr., des- cribed the great improvements which have taken place there. Seventy five per cent of the peo- ple are poverty-stricken and ignorant, she stated, and are living on five or six cents a day. In Spite of this they are makers of fine handicraft, examples such as bags, scarfs and jackets were shown. Although India is one-half the size of the United States, its pop- ulation is three times as large. Two hundred and twenty two separate languages,not including dialects, are spoken. Ten dijf- erent religions exist. Girls are still being married very young although a law has been passed to the effect that girls must be fourteen years of age. Boys must'be sixteen years of age When one becomes a widow, she must remain the rest of her life in shame. Her head shaven, all bright colored garments re- moved, she becomes a slave to the household of her husband's family. - Miss Picken, who is very enthu- siastic about missionary work, intends to go back to India for twenty five years. Woodward-DeVilbiss Game To Be Preceded By Dance On Friday, October 27, the Woodward-DeVilbiss dance, sponsored by the Peiuper club will be held in the girls' gym with Wayne Challen's six-piece orchestra playing for dancing. Dancing will be held from 8:30 to 11:30 P.M. with an unusual array of entertainment arranged. Admission is twenty-five cents per person or thirty-five cents a couple. Ted Kosydar Elected Pres. Of Intra-mural Managers At a meeting of the intra- mural managers Monday, Octo- ber 16, Ted Kosydar was elected president, George Margy, vice- president, Al Grubinski, secre- tary and treasurer. Rules for pass and tap were decided upon with the Held being seventy yards long and thirty yards wide. Each half lasts ten minutes and the teams have four downs to make the distance of the field. The National league games are scheduled for Monday and Wednesday, and the Amer- ican league for T u e s d a y and Thursday. I ' ' ' T' Y A Miss Grace Cronk With just two minutes to make a'Minute Intreview, we pick as the sbject for this week's column, the queen of the third floor corri- dors, Miss Grace Cronk, biology instructor and sophomore girls' dean. When not busy teaching, na- ture study occupies most of her time, and field trips are one of her many hobbies. Miss Cronk received her Bachelor's Degree at Toledo University and is studying for a Master's Degree at Michigan U. Her home and yard have a large display of beau- tiful flowers and plants, and she adores Dumpling and Sonny Boy, her two waltzing mice. Miss Cronk visited the Worldfs fair this summer and enjoyed the exhibits very much. School Orchestra Elects Hattie Noreski, President Hattie Noreski was elected president of the Woodward orchestra at the election held Friday. Other members of the cabinet are: Jerry Petrucha, vice-president, Audrey Pfeiffer, secretary, Robert Sautter, treas- urer, Marie Cochran, reporter, Ray Chimiel, business manager, and Ed Kozinski, librarian. Sophomore Dramatic Club Holds Election Of Ofiicers Newly elected president of the Sophomore Dramatic Society is Morris Rappaport. Dale Oswalt will hold the office of vice presi- dent and Joan Elmer that of Sec- retary. Treasurer and reporter are Muriel Sizemore and Julia Bennett respectively. Miss Dorothy Warner is advis- er of this club. Junior High Receives Gym Skills Two Days Each Week On Mondays, iirst hour, and Wednesdays, fourth hour, the eighth grades of the junior high will receive gym instructions. Skills such as kicking, throw- ing and bowling the ball will be taught. Eventually these skills will lead to hit-pin. Miss Stella C o r n w e 1 l will conduct these classes. Molly Rubin and Lucie Stipes, s t u d e n t leaders, will assist. . U. S. Reforestation Worker Spends Four Months On West Coast If you haven't already had the opportunity of talking to some- one wht has worked in a govern- ment reforestation camp, yonr door is now being knocked on. Daniel Lewandowski has just re- turned from Lone Pine Canyon Reforestation C amp in Lone Pine, California, after four never- to-be-forgotten months of work and pleasure in a most beautiful part of the country. Visualize, if you can a semi- desert at your feet, growing no- thing but spiny c a c t u s which sinks an inch in the flesh when touched with force, then fragrant murmuring pine trees and vivid- ly colored tropical flowers, and, towering above all, the awe in- spiring moimtains with their perpetual white caps.lf, however, you desire reality, be it known that during the day you sweat in 117 degrees of stifling heat, and at night you freeze under four layers of army blankets. ' Chester Rawski, Roy Godna, and Al Churski are a few of the many former Woodward stu- dents who worked along side of Dan as a road was built up close to the top of Mt. Ranier, through eight feet of snOw,mammoth pine forests, and solid rock. Five days a week this work progressed and then over the week end the boys would ride in army trucks go town,to celebrate as they saw t. But no matter how hardened the traveler may be, he is always glad to get back home, and Dan was no exception, despite the fact that every girl you see out there is dog-gone good looking. Gill Harre, '31, Will Be In Michigan-Ohio State Game Gill Harre Gill Harre, former Woodward football star, and member of the 1931 All City Team, is a sure bet to either start or see action in most of the Ohio State-Michigan football game, Saturday after- noon at Ann Arbor. Last year Gil played on the State frosh team. The game will undoubtedly be broadcasted from Detroit radio stations. Bill Reeves, former Bear cager, is attending Ohio University this year. Charles Szczygiel and Joe Szelagowski are at St. J ohn's college. Being The Long Waited Tale Of How Mr. Johnson Got His Little Mustache Three Woodward musketeers and a mascot spent a week in th e northern wilds returning with the plunder of one mus- tache, owned by A. Dean John- son. Also aiding in the capture of the upper lip hinderance were Floyd Lords, his son Everet, and L. C. Clark. The company left Toledo Sep- tember fifth for a week at Lake Ann Michigan. Mr. Lords, after being questioned considerably by the interviewer, admitted that L. C. was the supreme chef and champion fisherman. A mouse in the corner of the camp would have discovered many things which would de- light the ears of Woodward scan- dal seekers. For days an unshav- en f a c i al condition prevailed among these teachers until pleas- ant thoughts of Toledo began to 'fill their hearts, and they felt an instinctive longing to return to civilization. Whereupon they removed the seven days growth of beard and again became the respectable school teachers we know. However, Mr. Johnson, who wanted to retain a souvenir ofthe few days when society could not bid him shave, made a farewell address to all his w i s k e r s ex- cepting those in the immediate vincinity of the upper lip. And so, dear children, ends the story of How Mr. Johnson Got His Mustache lsn't it a nice tale? fNot the mustache, sillyj Jerry Petrucha Is Elected President Of School Band Newly elected officers of the school band are: president and student leader, Jerry Petrucha, vice-president, Jack Bustow, sec- retary and treasurer, Marie Coch- ran, publicity manager, Robert Sautter, librarian, Helen Harri- son, and assembly representative, William Justen. Guy Sutphen is director of the band. Twenty-Three Teams Enter Girls' Intra-Mural Leagues Steadily, the girls' gym is re- gaining its old atmosphere. Eve- ry day, after school, spectators may be found observing the hit- pin baseball games. The intra-murals, thus far, have met with enthusiasm. Following thirteen teams have been entered in the inter-club league: Boosters, Cubs, Buddies, Mickey Mouse, N.R.A., Royal, Inter-Circle, Zets, Cardinals, French, Peris, Fasces, and the Polar Bears. Enlisted in the inter-class league are the five freshmen teams,three sophomore, and one junior and one senior team. Come one, come all! To the WOODWARD WAITE game OODW RD T TTLER i i Constantly, Consistently Constructive Vol VI Toledo, Ohio, October 27,1933 , . Q -- WF. No. 4 i A HISTORY STUDENTS W W W W W W One Group Of Members Goes To Art Museum, Other To Political Meet In celebration ofToledo's hundredth anniversary, Miss Mable Rutan, adviser, and one group of members of the Social Science club visited the Art Museum last Tuesday to hear a program of historical speeches. Professor Kohl of Bowling Green College was the principal speak- er giving an historical sketch of Toledo. Anthony Milanowski, Edward Zak, Chester Banasiak, Henry Nickpor, Mary Pary, Gertrude Pozarzychi, Anita Eurimius, Louise Miller, John Alexson, and Russell Shugarman were the pupils who attended. Lillian Williams, Jeannette Woodbury, and Mary Jane Veller attend the meeting at the Women's Building where the various candidates for political ofiices gave talks. For President Juniors Elect S. Schall And Dan Kasprzak The junior election returns for the primaries were counted this morning in room 223 first hour. The following were the results: Sam Schall and Dan Kasprzak were nominated for president, for vice-president, Leo J ankow- ski and James Sfaelosg for secre- tary, Ruth Kaminsky and James Hopeg and for r e p o r t er, Earl Sommers and Virginia Schuster. Edward Betts was -el e c t e d treasurer by amajority. The final election will be held October 31 in room 223. Zetalethean Society Sends Out Twenty-four Invites Bids for prospective members of the Zetalethean Literary socie- ty were given out Monday to four- teen sophomores, seven juniors, and three seniors. Those receiv- ing invitations to join were: Fern Striggow, Mary Jane Barnes, Julia Bennett, Anne Mueller, Emily Braunschweiger, Dorothy Kazubiak, Alice Farris, Virginia Stewart, Nynphiadora Funke, Alice Kreft, Doris Liljequist, Helen Harrison. Virginia Woodbury, Virginia Golder, Helen Abood, Catherine Trepinski, Alma Lou Skinner, Grace Van Ness, Ruth Paisie, Thelma Zingg, Elizabeth Amos, and Helen Hartman. Anita Eurenius is chairman of the initiation committee which consists of Mary Ellen DuMonte, Mary Ellen Mertz, Alice Gregor- ek, and Margaret Zimmerman. HALLOWEEN O night of enchantment, When witches ride high In the light of the moon Across the dreary sky, When ghosts and witches Are plain to the sight, And evil's in the air, T'is Halloween Night. O night of mystery, Thy spell is cast And hearts of millions Are beating fast. Your time has come, You fade from sight, Farewell! Farewell! Unfathotnable night. --Ralph Worshtil '35 WW J. JASCHKE MAKES COACH IN CONTEST If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And even though John J aschke, sophomore, didn't win the ive thousand dollar scholarship offered by the Fisher Body Corporation in their model building contest this year, he is determined to get it some day soon. John has already entered two of these nation wide contests and this, his second entry, went much farther than the first. Months of diligent, exacting work were required to produce the gorgeous model of Napo- leon's royal carriage. Windows in the door of the coach can be rais- ed or lowered, and latches on the door really work. Every bit of the minute gold wood work was carved by hand, and the case in- closing the replica was made by John. The entire coach is made of wood, metal, and cloth and the approximate building cost was five dollars. John received the blue ribbon for state honorable mention, and sixty-five dollars along with three yellow ribbons for higher mention. CALLED TO CHICAGO Chester Matuszak, make-up editor of the Tattler, left for Chicago Tuesday night, October 24, to attend the funeral of his uncle who was killed in an auto- mobile accident recently. Two of his cousins were also injured seriously. DRAMATIC SOCIETY SELECTS FIRST PLAY His Majesty, the Queen, a short, two act comedy by Hill- iard Booth, will be presented by Little Theatre Guild the last of November. The characters are the social- ly ambitious Mrs. Atwood, por- trayed by Janet Maseman, her debutante daughter, Beatrice, played by Marjorie Herzberg, and Mildred Farrington, who re- ports society notes for a news- paper, acted by Stella Taylor. Ralph Worshtil will play the part of Bob Randall, college stu- dent, who is in love with Mildred, and John Revenaugh will por- tray Bill Keith, Bob's room-mate, who loves Beatrice. Comedy will be supplied by Louis Barrie, as Olaf, Swedish janitor of the college boys' dor- mitory, and by Frances Bell, as Olaf's bride. Molly Rubin is student director of the presentation, and Mis s Dorothy Kellogg is adviser of the club. Senior Friendship Club Will Have Miss Herler As Guests Miss Louise Herler of the Y. W. C. A. will be the guest of the Senior Friendship club at the roast to be held at Bayview Park after school today. The roast is being held for the purpose of acquainting the new members with the old ones. In charge of the arrangements are Mary Ellen Mertz and Grace Euranius. The club is supervised by Miss Betty Nelson. PEIUPERS ARRANGE PRE-VICTORY DANCE Wayne Challen Will Play For Woodward-DeVilbiss Dancers Friday Woodward-DeVilbiss Pre-Vic- tory dance, the first dance of the year, will be held by the Peiuper club tomorrow evening in the girls' gym. Wayne Challen and his Polka-Dots will play for danc- ing from 8:30 to 11:30 P.M. Guests of h ono r will be Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Rike, Coach Rollie Bevan, and Captain Benny Ma- laska, Mr. and Mrs. C h a rl e s Nauts, Coach Harry Rice, and Captain Mel Platzke of DeVilbiss. Mr. P. C. Dunsmore, Mr. C. Van Tassel, Mr. C. Staneart, Mr. E. L. Clark, Miss Amie Miller, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Stella Sawtelle, Miss Adrienne Curtis, Miss Anne Wetterman, Miss Stella Cornwall, Miss Catherine Mc Clure, Miss Grace Cronk, and Miss June Anderson will chap- eron. Meyer Novick, vice-president of the organization, is general ch a i r m a n of all committees. Chairman of committees are Jack Worshtil, decoration, Alvin Sanger, advertising, and Sam Forman, checking. Admission is 35 cents a couple and 25 cents single. Student Assembly Elects Ralph Worshtil President At the meeting of the student council held Tuesday, October 23, Ralph Worshtil was elected pres- ident of the assembly, replacing John Sheroian, who is ineligble because he is a post-graduate. It was also announced that the stu- dent council will hold student court as soon as the election is held. Vernon K. Alberstett and Miss Mary Kathryn Barnes are faculty advisor. Periclean Society Choses Committees For Initiations Committees have been an- nounced by Marie Cochran, pres- ident, for the initiation of new members of the Periclean Liter- ary society which will be held in the girls' gym. November 2. Mary Jane Veller is chairman of the membership committee assisted by Alice Kreft, Virginia Zitz and Edith Oshthimer con- stitute initiation committee in charge of Jane Mack. Sharon Leidovitz heads the table committee for the banquet which will take place in the caf- eteria following the initiation. Vivian Hamilton and Sara Greenberg will assist her. THE WOOD WARD TA'1TLER THF WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.15 per semester, 35.03 single issue. QNXQXXM SCHUMAV? X . jairwrsxix' 'ff-'SAssotxl5F TATTLER STAFF Edjtol--in-Chief ,,,,,,,,,,,.,................. Charles Klinksick Business Manager ........................ Arthur Berkowitz l Sam Schall Circulation Managers .............. Donald Dietscli L Sharon Leibovitz Anne Wegener Feature Editor ,,.,, .,,,,,,,,,..,,,.,.,...... ............ J a mes Moll Assistant Feature Editor ..........., ...-..--..- t 191921 Sweya Alvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors ............... ------- H SHTY N1CkP01' Robert Rldenour News Editors .................. ....... i Cora Belle Kehrer . Virginia Schuster Club Editors ....... ........ 2 C 31,1 Dority Exchange Editor .... ................. 2 .... tllel Dull Display Editor .v...... .................. V 11'g1n1a Mann Makg-up ..,,,,,,.,,,,, .,.............. C hester Matuszak Pressman ........,,..,.....................,... Edward Jankowski - , Miss Marie J. Doering Faculw Advlsels l Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Steiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. PRINCIPAL POINTS By Mr. LaRue We have now settled down to the overflowing In some cases the classes are too large for the teacher . .Vfh unless he has help, to do his best work for everybody. In such cases we are asking the full co-operation of every pupil that he may be extra careful of his behavior, his attention, and his attendance. An intelligent, well behaved class of fifty is not too large. On the other hand, one rowdy pupil in such a class can spoil the period, not only for himself but for the other forty-nine as well. However, there seems to be no danger in any of our classes. We do not know whether to credit the long summer vacation or the depression for our following statement, but whatever the cause, it is true. There is a spirit of enthusiasm for work permeating our school such as we have never before experienced. Practically all teachers have remarked about it. N o finer compliment could be paid a school than to say its pupils really take their work seriously. Let's continue to keep this particular brand of enthusiasm running high. ,..., rather unexciting routine of school. , Practically every class is filled to :L , THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD 9N N PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t . Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. O OW many persons think of rising from their seats and leaving a mass meeting five or ten minutes before it is finished? Yet, how many did the same thing at last Friday night's football game? What is the reason? Some answer, To avoid the crowd. But why? Does such action show backing for the teams? Beside, what is a football game without the crowds, the cheering, the jam, and tussle to break away? Why was the student section vacant at the Bring of the final gun last week? Casting Ballots HE thought expressed in last week's editorial regarding the election of Stu- dent Council members perhaps should not be repeated so soon, but words of caution are always necessary. Now evolves the question of selecting class officers. The same thought and carefulness must be used as is employed in making any important decision. Cast your vote for candidates whom you later can be proud of to fill the class positions. Spirit vs. Spirit EACTIONS of different people to the display of enthusiasm preceding the football game last week during the lunch periods were interesting to an observer. One teacher responded by telling his class, then in session, that it, too, ought to be outside cheering, while another instructor reached out an arm of authority and promptly administered penalties. Other teachers arose and closed the doors so that they might hear the classes' recita- tions. Still others merely smiled. GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGEREL Mary had a little lamb, It followed her to school. This morning I shot Mary's lamb. He ate up my skedule. HOOFIN' THE HALLS There goes Harry Rosen, carrying a pot of flowers. Surely he doesn't give his posey to Rosey Davis in the pot. Hyman Solomon seems to be starting his high school career right, by helpin' teachur. Don't get fright- ened at that froggy noise, it's only Fred Leighton. Wonder if he ever heard of War- ing's Pennsylvanians? Understand Dick Davis is sporting a Mickey Mouse watch. Tch, Tch, these football players. It's a small world after all, says Betty Smitley as she runs across another pal from one of her numerous schools. The girl with the little blue hat is Helen Lusiak Woodward's leading beautician. Melvin Breisacher passes with a Why n'cha come over smother time? Benny Langloise is one of the Tattler's greatest trials. He spent half an hour looking for a capital period. And just as the bell rings, Harold Bailey and Haldon Meintzer come dashing in on foot, leaving their car Q?J behind them. 1 -Y W SNAPPY SHOTS Charles Riker helping Ginger Baker with homework and--while Art Sievert, Jr., looks on with murder in his eyes. Miss Miller trying to get Robert Bollinger and Robert Bolli straightened out in her mind. ' Ruth Ramlow and Annette Veller singing VVhere is my wandering boy tonight? as they lookin vain for Bob and Miles. -Jack Mundwiler trying to patch it up with Evelyn Bardsley. ' All but ten or so of these teachers who con- stantly harp, Remember, Remember taking headache tablets after trying to remember their car license numbers. Flashes From Friends At East Technical High, Cleveland, Ohio, boys enjoy a noon movie. The 'per- son in charge of booking pictures selects films with action and variety, good actors, and of real merit. U S U Who said so? An interval of forty seconds is required to ascend a sixty-five story building! Pass- enger elevators have been perfected to trav- el at this astounding speed in New York's latest skyscrapers.--York High Weekly, York, Pa. I U U Believe It Or Not This column in the Hi-Crier from Voca- tional School, Toledo, includes a number of facts concerning their school publication. One very interesting fact disclosed was this: It would take one student 22 school days or approximately 135 hours to produce one issue of their paper. Words To The Wise A word to the Wise is suflicient, but per- haps more words would make you too wise. Risking that, I continue where I left you correcting your friend's pronounciation. Everyone wants to progress so this article should give you authority over any radio announcer. As a beginning, a nut is a nut, but a al- mond is a ahmond. Your parent's sister is not an insect but an ahnt. Those girls who flocked about Dr. Seiler after his talk, will be interested to know that a foot doctor is not a sharopodist, but a kyropodist. Not everyone who pronounces forehead, fahred, and from, frahm, is a hick, because those ways are advocated by modernists in language. You do not laff,youlahfg rinse is rintsg you possess a jewgular not jugular, veing and good looking soldiers wear cahki, not cacke. ' If you've stuck with me thus far, I'll give you some choice tidbits. Envelopes, not onvalopes, contain lettersg a hotel suite is sweet Qvery poor punlg a window sash hasn't a tawsel, but it does have a tasselg and over yahnder fcorrectl they eat vittels Calso correctl. 7 TEACHERS' RAMBLES Sunny California, the land of ocean washed beaches and cool moonlit nights, was the object of Mrs. Hazel McManamon's summer vacation. This charming English teacher spent six weeks at the University of California working on her master's degree. One doesn't mind studying in such a cool delightful climate, the like of which California boasts, she confided. All work and no play might make Hazel a very dull girl, but she wasn't going to al- low that to happen. She visited Yosemite National Park, a beautiful spot. Two weeks were spent in seeing Los Angeles and San Diego. While at Los Angeles, she stopped at Universal City Picture Cor- poration where the filming of Only Yes- terday was in progress. On her way home, she took a week's trip thru Bryce and Zion National Parks. While sightseeing in Arizona, she viewed the Grand Canyon of the Colorado River- A truly impressive work of nature. The World's Fair at Chicago, the mecca of all vacationist, was another place visited .by Mrs. McManamon. THE WOODWARD TA'I'I'LER POLAR BEARS LOSE TO WAITE INDIANS Woodward Drops One Sided Battle To East Siders In Night Game Coach Rol Bevan's Woodward Polar Bears suffered their first defeat of the '33 season when they were trounced by the East Siders of Waite 32-0, last Friday in a night game. Although on the short end of the final score, the Bevanites displayed an attack in the Hnal minutes of the inital quarter of play and in the opening minutes of the second canto which made them look like real champions. Jim Boyd carryingthe brunt of the attack which was started on the Bear's own seven yard stripe continued to the Waiters' four yard line as the gun sounded the end of the first quarter. Changing ends of the field, which seemed to be a lucky omen for Don Mc Allister's boys, the Waite eleven held the Bears for three downs. As a last result the Bears tried a Leininger to Corthell pass which was knocked down. The ball was brought out to the Waite twenty where on the first play the ever sparkling Red Snider toted the pigskin through his right tackle and shifting his field ran 80 yards for a score eluding all tacklers. The other Woodward serious threat was made in the inal canto when starting on their own twenty, the Bears gradually moved the ball to the thirty-five where the speedy Boyd skirted his own left end, lugging the pig- skin in the open only to be tripp- ed by the Waite safety man who stood between Boyd and the Waite goal line as the shot rang through the air ending the battle. Big Floyd Wright's kicking oH', Koch's tackling and blocking, and Snider's booting and ball carrying were the Waite main noticeables. Johnson, McFar- land, Boyd, and Malaska grab- bed the spotlight for Woodward. Girls' Intra-Murals Girls' hit-pin baseball schedule for the .entire week of Oct. 30 to Nov. 3 is: Monday Polar Bears vs. Royals . Fasces vs. Mickey Mouse Fresh. 5 vs. Juniors Soph. 1 vs. Fresh. 2 Tu d es ay Buddies vs. Zets N. R. A. vs. Boosters Fresh. 3 vs. Fresh. 4 Fresh. 1 vs. Soph. 3 Wednesday Inter-Circle vs. French Cubs vs. Cardinals Seniors vs. Soph. 1 Juniors vs. Fresh. 2 Thursday Polar Bears vs. Peris Royals vs. Buddies Fresh. 4 vs. Fresh. 5 Soph. 2 vs. Fresh. 3 Friday Zets vs. N.R.A. Fasces vs. Boosters Soph. 3 vs. Seniors Fresh. 1 vs. Juniors Smith Begins Third Year As Assistant Grid Mentor , ..,.............. - .--.-q------, 1 - If Art Smith , Art Smith, physical education- al instructor, has started his third year as assistant football coach, working with Rollie Bevan to make the Woodward team an out standing eleven this year. In addi- tion to his work, he assists Hom- er Hanham in carrying on the Woodward intra-mural program. Intra-Mural-Bits It seems that every year the newcomers to the girls' intra- mural leagues are tougher, Freshmen teams are quicker in passing, and carry a lot of punch. Their jinx, the upperclassmen, is very seldom overcome. Team 3 succeeded in trimming a Soph team. . . . Mickey Mouse is exceptionally good for a freshmen team. Zets,the dominating team last year, are not as strong as they were. Maybe time and more ex- perience will strenghthen them. U l I Soph 1 team, altho having one defeat against them, will be a stumbling block for many of the teams in the.i1rter-class league. Two teams that click and ought to go to town are the Boosters and the Polar Bears. You can look forward to a lot of competition between these two. Scoring 18 to uch do wns in t w e n t y minutes, t h e Polish Knights, with Frank Michalak and Joe Szwader, easily trounced the Latin club 108-6. In a close game, the N.R.A. de- feated the French club. Another close game found George Margy's Electrical club turning back the Friendly Center team 12-0. CITY STANDINGS Waite stands ahead in the intei- city scholastic football standings with two wins and no defeats. Woodward, DeVilbiss, Scott, and Libbey are tied for second place with 500 apiece. Central is still at the bottom with no victories and two lossesiv L T Pct. Waite 2 0 O 1.000 Woodward 1 1 0 .500 DeVilbiss 1 1 O .500 Scott 2 2 0 .500 Libbey 1 1 0 .500 Central 0 2 0 .000 BLUE AND WHITE GRIDDERS TO MEET DEVILBISS TIGERS IN FEATURE TILT Woodward Polar Bears To Battle Upton Avenue Boys In Swayne Field Saturday Night At 8:15 P. Mg Bevanites Out To Avenge Old Defeat In an effort to win their second inter-city game, Woodward Polar Bears will take on the Tigers hailing from DeVilbiss, Satur- day at 8:15 P. M. at Swayne field. Both the Bears and the Tigers are tied in the inter-city scholastic title race, and incidentally both Nteams have defeated Scott and , B mer 5 L 1 ii . . The game between De Vilbiss and Woodward should be a thril- ler as the boys from the Upton locality saw the Waite game and although the Woodwardites were defeated by such an overwhelm- ing margin, the Tigers expect it was an off-night and are prepar- ing for a realifray.. At the game Friday night, as the crowd was cheering Wright's kicking off, Jim Nazium wonders if the big tackle shouldn't have a big funeral as he is pretty pop- ular. . ' . Irwin Pawlicki, former Wood- ward baseball player, signed a contract with the Toledo Mud Hens to tryout next spring for a berth on the squad. Irv played with the Hens the latter part of last season. . . . Running up 108 points in an in- tra-mural pass and tap game, the Polish Knights, led by Ted Ko- sydar, hold a record that will be hard to beat. The Knights de- feated the Latin club 108-6. Bear Lightweights To Meet Central Seconds To-morrow Coach Ben Penchef's Polar Bear Cubs will meet the Central lightweights in the opponent's stadium Friday afternoon at 2:45. Although the Cubs lost their initial tilt to Waite seconds, the Bear cubs will be out in number one condition and ready to avenge their first loss. Penchef has been working his charges for the last two Weeks and will present a formidable line up. The probable starters on the line are Dawson and Sahadi at ends, Schultz and Wheaton at tackles, Nichpor and Wolfing- er at the guard berths with Molik and Keller battling for the center assignment. Lawrence Roberts will call signals at quar- ter with Whiting and Boykin at halves. Chopcinski will complete the backfield at full. Plenty of substitution will be made as Coach Penchef has quite a num- of extras available. Date Of Dance Changed The Girls' Athletic league's dance which was to be held No- vember 3, has been changed to November 24. Oficers of the club will act as committee chair- men. both have lost to Waite for their only defeats in the city title race. Coach Harry Rice will present a backfield that will be hard to stop as he can start Briggton, Fisher, Powers, and Solek asfball toters and that quartet is also a defensive one that no coach would be ashamed to have as his own. Felix Solek, hard charging full- back,is the mainstay in the Tiger lair, while the punting and pass- ing by Fisher has caused much commotion among the Upton Avenue grid fans. Rice will also have Mel Platz- ke, a former Woodward gridder in the opening lineup along with stellar players like Le Gant and Laucks. Coach Bevan will un- doubtedly start his regular team with Johnson and Donovan at the flanks with Jurek and Board- man playing alongside them. Kelly aud Mc Farland will be at the guard berths and the depend- able Captain Malaska as pivot man. Corthell at the signal calling position, Davis, Boyd, Leininger will round out the remainder of the line-up. Although the above are slated to start, it is almost certain that new faces will be in the midst of the battle as it continues. The DeVilbiss club has a great foot- ball spirit and will be out to take the Bears into camp while Rollie Bevan's boys will be out to avenge the defeat that was dealt them at the hands of the Tigers two years ago. Gym Classes Form Leagues: Wilson Park Scene Of Tilts Members of Homer Hanham's and Art Smith's gym classes are' spending their time playing pass and tap in Wilson Park. Leagues have been formed in all classes. In former periods the boys were taught how to pass, punt, and re- ceive. Different members of the class ofhciate these games. Gym Teachers To Explain Letter Awarding System There will be a meeting of all girls interested in working for ea letter, Monday, conference hour, in the boys' gym. The letter awarding system will be explained to all by the gym teachers, Misses Stella Corn- well and Catherine McClure. Woodward vs. DeVilbiss At Swayne Field Saturday Night 8:15 THE WOODWARD TATTLER INSTRUCTORS HOLD ANNUAL MEETING School Dismissed To Permit Teachers To Attend Ohio Convention Sixty-first annual session ofthe Northwestern Ohio Teachers Association will convene Friday morning in the Civic Auditorium and State Theatre with Superin- tendent Herbert S. Weet of Roch- ester, New York, scheduled to speak on Basic Concepts in the Development of Public Ed- ucation, and Dr. William Lyons Phelps, who will address the groups on Climbing the Tower of Life. ' Dr. Phelps, who is a critic and author in the field of literature and English and formerly head of the English department at Yale University, is also to speak at the evening meeting on The Great Poets as Spiritual Teach- ers. Friday afternoon at 2:00 o'clock are the various departmental meetings held at DeVilbiss and Scott High schools. Miss Adri- enne Curtis, French insructor at Woodward is chairman of the modern language group. Saturday morning Charles A. Judd of the University of Chicago will speak to the assembly on Education and General Social Order at the State Theatre. School will be closed Friday to permit the teachers to attend. Tattler Is Displaying French Joan d' Arc Material In Case ' Figures and pictures pertain- ing to Joan di Arc are featured in Tattler display case this week. Material was assembled by Miss A. Curtis and her French stu- dents. Miss Grace Cronk, biology in- structor, will take charge of the display next week. Sarah Greenberg Wins Ducat To Polar Bear-Tiger Tilt .Sarah Greenberg, a junior girl, was awarded a ticket to the De- Vilbiss - Woodward game, for guessing closest to the correct score of the Waite tilt. Confi- dence in our team was shown by many of the contestants by the majority of scores being in favor of Woodward. Saturday night our team meets the DeVilbiss Tigers at Swayne Field. This game should be quite a contest and offer a problem for the guessers, who seemed to have been pretty well stumped last week. Fill in the following coupon and drop it in the box in front of room 122 before three o'clock today and if you are lucky we will present you with a free tick- et to the Youngstown game to be played here November 11. Name ..........................,.............. ..... DeVilbiss ........ ..... Woodward ...... ..... Himle Room ...,.... ........ MINUTE INTERVIEWS 1 1 w R .sip-,zg V sv' VV Philo C. Dunsmore This week the Interviewer has chosen as his subject, the inter- esting personality of Philo. C. Dunsmore, who served in the U. S. Army. He hails from Milan, Michigan, and is a graduate of Michigan State Normal where he received his B. A. degree, and Toledo U where he obtained his M. A. degree. This genial supervisor of junior and senior boys, has been con- nected with Woodward since 1919 when he first started in Wood- ward Techincal High School. He also has charge of a college group at the Pilgrim Congregational church on Sylvania Avenue. Mr. Dunsmore has two chil- dren, Lois Jean, two years old, and Philo H. Jr., 12 years of age, and takes a great deal of pride in their accomplishments. A flower garden is his hobby, and most of his vacation this summer was spent there.With fifty-eight sec- onds already gone, we must add that this Social Science instruct- or is keenly interested in the world of today, and tries to fore- cast the events of tomorrow. Library Association Meets And Elects New Oflicers At the Library Association meeting, held Friday, October 20, the following officers were elected for the coming year: Florence Schindler, p r e s i d e n tg Grace Spaulding, vice-president, Har- vela Bentley, secretary, Jean Ma- thie, treasurer, Thelma Kehrer, reporter, and Frank Siadak, ser- geant-at-arms. Miss Stella Sawtelle is the ad- viser of the association. Bevan, Van Tassel See Ohio- Michigan Game As Guests As the guest of Bill Renner, star quarterback with Michigan, Coach Rol Bevan and Clyde Van Tassel saw a great Michigan team defeat Ohio State 13-0 at Ann Arbor last Saturday with Renner playing a great part in the vic- tor . ' Y Renner was on Coach Bevan's team for three years at Youngs- town Rayen. ' Glee Club Selects Operetta Betty Lou, the Dream Girl, a comic operetta in three acts, is the Glee club's first selection this year. Tryouts for the cast will be held during the next ten days un- der the direction of Clarence Ball, instructor. STUDENTS ATTEND SATURDAY FORUM Louis Untermeyer Speaks Of Poetic Influence On Life To-day fEd. Note-Each week the Tattler will publish a resume of the Saturday Night Open Forum lecture as reported by the Woodward representatives. Sam Schall and Joe Fishler attended last Week.J In his address to the Saturday Night Open Form, October 21, Louis Untermeyer, noted poet and critic, stated that we are about to enter a great literary period that might be compared with the Elizabethan age of Eng- land. Poetry, he stated, will be an important factor in this period if the attitude toward it is changedg unfortunately, how- ever, men nowadays look upon this phase of writing as a femi- nine man's job and not one for a masculine man. Although we remember Greece for its great drama and poetry, and Rome, not only for its famous government, but also for its great writers and poets, we shall never be remembered for our writings unless we under- stand that the ones who excelled in Greece and Rome were men, and poetry, music, and drama were not considered feminine jobs. Poetry, said Mr. Untermeyer, is the power of description of the indescribable in terms ofthe unforgetable. Unlike prose it pre- sents not only fact but suggests for the imagination beyond fact. The speaker was very humor- ous and pleasing who, one might judge from his talk, is not the picturesque poet that he is, but a humorist or satirist. Mr. Unter- meyer lives on a farm in the Ad- irondacks in the summer where he writes poetry. One of the features of a football game is the familiar blare ofthe school bands both before the game and between the halves. The bands usually play ,well, but, with both play- ing at once, their music is no more than an indistinguish- able riot of sound. While both are performing at the same time, each tries to outshine the other, but wouldn't the competition be keener if each played separate- ly and to its own group of students? Then those of the spectators, who really appre- ciate their playing, would have an opportunity to enjoy both bands. Deadline Flashes Molly Meerkreb was chosen chairman of the Fasces club initiation committee. Her assist- ants are: Donald Knoke, Marjorie Corthell, Morris Rappaport, and Floyd Winters, supervised by H -F. Phipps, the club adviser. DEPRESSION FELT IN LAND OF DEPARTED Ghosts In Low Spirits When The Ravin Reveals Grave Halloween Situation There came a rapping, a tap- ping at my chamber door-- Flinging aside my chamber door, I looked for a merry group of Halloween revelers. Instead in walked the Raven, a dis- couraged frown on his brow, a wrinkled sheet thrown about him a pumpkin in each hand. Ah, quoth he, in a sepulchral voice heavy with grief, I wish I could say 'Nevermore' about this stuff. The old Halloween ain't what it used to be. Nothing is the same. Even the seances are dead. I went to one last night and it was just medium. They were awfully slow getting started, but finally we got the connection, a big ghost to ghost hookup complain- ing that Halloween should be nearer Thanksgiving. The spir- its hadn't eaten for so long, they were just skin and bones. It cer- tainly was a grave situation. Then it wasn't only the food, but competition was so keen. There were so many vacuum cleaner dealers that the witches were finding it hard to get brooms, some of them were rid- ing Fuller brushes for economy. And the night air mail gave them no end of worry. I told them to quit their rav- in' cause my grandfather was out of work too. His job as night watchman in the cemetery put him in the best of spirits, but the inhabitants got to throwing tombstones at each other, so he resigned. The Raven gave me a disgust- ed look, I don't know why, walk- ed to the door, and as he disappeared quoth Nevermore. WOODWARD ALMANAC FOR THE WEEK OF OCTOBER 23. 1925--Woodward seniors select rings, take large sizes to save gold. 1928--Sophomores elect t h e ir class officers. 1931---Girl's Athletic League hold annual Halloween party. 1931--General Electric Co. do- nates electrical equipement to Woodward electrical shop. 1933---Northwestern Ohio Teach- ers meeting, pupils get holi- day. Miss Hazel Rex, head of the Girls' Physical Education depart- ment, will speak at the regular Girls' Athletic League meeting, Wednesday, conference hour in the auditorium. Paul Trepinski and Lucille Anton will attend the Open Forum at the Woman's Club, Sat- urday, Oct.27, as representatives of Woodward. Constantly Conszstently Coristructwe Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, November 3, 1933 Woopw, RD T .TTLER No. 5 PUPILS TO DEPICT OLD TOLEDO LIFE Social Science Classes Will Sponsor Assemblies For Centennial. Pageant in celebration of the one hundredth anniversary of Toledo will be given on Friday, November 10, in the auditorium both assembly periods for the entire student body. This is un- der the direction of Miss Marian McDonough. The project consists of four scenes typical of life in Toledo 100 years ago. Acts are Indian, school, and social life. The fourth scene will represent the meeting at which the name of Toledo was selected. Each scene is being tak en care of by a committee, th e heads of which are Bertha Jack- scy, Leo Sanderson, Fran cis Dunn, and Charles Scheer. Frances Tyrrell is in charge of the songs and dance. Miss Dor- othy Warner taught the songs, and Miss Catherine McClure and Miss Stella Cornwell assisted with the dance. Charlotte Manor is making all necessary arrange- ments for the setting. Senior Hi-Y To Initiate 19 Pledges Tuesday Evening Informal initiation of nineteen pledges into the Senior Hi-Y will be held Tuesday evening at 7:30 in the Y. M. C. A. Earl Sommers, chairman of the committee, is being assisted by Wilbert Wagner and Gordon Hopkins. The following prospects are to be taken into the club: Carl Polcyn, Ben Malaska, Edward Jankowski, Tom Jardee, Gus Kaintz, John Kawcynski, Joe Klonowski Clarence Heck, James Sfaelos, Burnett Nickpor, Henry Sobocinski, Russel Shug- arman, Edwin Rober, Julian Jeziouski, Frank Czgulo, Harry Boczkowski, Bob Kleinhans, Ed- ward Betts, and Edwar Krzyr- minski. Mansfield Teacher Visits I Visual Education Society John Elder, ateacher at Mans- field High School, visited Clyde Van Tassel Monday, October 30, to see how the Visual Education Society was progressing. Farming in the Farmrallsv and Romance of a Reaper were shown Monday, October 23, for classwork. On October 30, Once Over and It's all Over , Grow- ing the Corn Crop , and Har- vesting the Corn Crop were shown. Monday, November 6, Power Farming in the South and Power Behind the Orange will be shown. STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBERS ELECTED Results Announced After Classes Check Votes On Thursday Of the twenty-ive candidates who ran for places in the student council, the following won out in the balloting yesterday: seniors, Florence Schlinder, Mary Jane McDonald, Jean Mathie, and George Margyg juniors, Helen Abood, Gladys Williams, Betty Kaslly, and Harry Childers, soph- omores, Dorothy Kaszubiak, Ray DeLano, Nynphiadora Funkeg freshmen, Alvina Smorowski, Joe King, Ray Shaffer. These seniors, besides those al- ready mentioned, solicited votes from their classmen: Marge Devlin, Mollie Rubin, and Al Grubinski. The defeated junior candidate is Edward Krecioch. Additional sophomores who ran are Sarah Goodleman, George Meier, and Ruth Devlin. Freshmen who lost out are: June Bracket and Juliette Sear. The counting of ballots -was carried on in Philo Dunsrnore's Social Problems classes which are studying the subject of pro- portional representation. Student Council members from the various Toledo high schools attended a meeting for organiza- tion at the Vocational School yes- terday afternoon. Delegates from Woodward were Helen Abood, Mary Jane McDonald, Miss Kath- ryn Barnes, and Vernon Alber- stett. Howe Game Called OH' The only out-of-town trip that Coach Rol Bevan's boys planned on having was can- celled yesterday. Woodward Polar Bears were supposed to play Howe Military Academy November 18, but a letter, for- warded to Mr. C. M. Meek, secretary of the athletic board, announced the sad news. An- other game will probably fill in the open date. French Members Initiate Pledges After 2:30 To-day Informal initiation of pleges to the French club will take place after school tonight in room 341. In the evening, the oath of loyalty will be administered at Collins park shelter house on the East Side. The committee in charge of the initiation is, James Shemas, Philip Weiss, Richard Joseph, James Hope, and Rita McCarthy. Sara Greenberg and Molly Rubin are in charge of refresh- ments. JUNIORS AND SENIORS COMPLETE ELECTIONS, RESULTS V ANNOUNCED R. Ridenour Is President Of Graduating Class With Ruth Ramlow Vice-President, Sam Schall Will Head Third Year Students In the senior class primary elections, held Wednesday, Octo- ber 25, Robert Ridenour became president of the senior class by ze----'-frvgqreceiving a majority of votes for that office. This I f s automatically maks him president without the form- l - ality of the run offs. Robert was president of his 1, ,,,' 2 class last year and held an office during his sopho- ' ' Jief 1 more year. ' . -:-- Results of the Hnal elections for the remainder ,Q 2'- ,of the offices of the senior class show that Ruth Ram- low becomes vice-president, Alice Kreft, secretary, R- Rifif-2110111' John Alexson, treasurer, and Carl Polcyn, reporter. Sam Schall was elected president of the junior class by the third year students. Sam has been well known for his activity iiabout Woodward during his Theatre Guild Will Attend Showing Of Little Women At the cabinet meeting of the Little Theatre Guild held Wed- nesday, November 1, it was de- cided that the dramatic club would hold a theatre party to see Little Women as soon as it makes its first showing in Toledo. Little Women was presented here last year by the junior dramatic society. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is adviser. Glee Club Selects Members Of Cast For First Operetta Probable cast of the comic operetta, Betty Lou, the Dream Girl , to be given by the Glee club as its first selection this year is Betty Lou, Cecelia Rakow- ski, Mrs. Pendleton, Alva Land- wehr, Lola, La Donna Pfhulg Bea, Martha Komancinskig Babs, Tilma Roloifg Joe, Dan Kasprzakg Robert Sherwood, Richard Pease, Worthington Brooks, Frank Sia- dak, and Annie, Katherine Mac- Donald. ' The production is under the direction of Clarence Ball, in- structor of the Glee club. Student Diagnostic Tests Are Being Taken This Week Students in all English classes thruout the school are taking diagnostic tests to 'rind out what subjects need drill. Then the teachers will give lessons on those subjects in which the pupils are poor. Toward the close ofthe semes- ter, achievement tests will show the improvement made by the students. Girls To Usher At Games Members of the girls' W club will usher at all the basketball games to be played here. As six girls will be needed at every game each member will have an oppor- tunity to usher. three years here. Leo J ankowski was elected vice president of this class, Ruth Ka- miniski, secretary, Edward Betts, treasurerg fby having a majority of votes in the primariesl and Earl Sommers, reporter. Philo C. Dunsmore, junior and senior boys' dean, had charge of these elections and was assisted by students of his American government classes in tabulating the returns. Miss Sawtelle Explains Use Of Library To Freshmen First year pupils are being in- structed in the use of the library by Miss Stella Sawtelle, head of the library association. Instructions include lessons in where the books most commonly used by freshmen are located, how to use the card catalogues and encyclopedias, and the ar- ilgangement of the books by num- er. Junior Friendship Members Welcome Pledges At Roast Junior Friendship club hiked to Bay View park, Wednesday No- vember 1, after school where a roast was held to welcome sopho- mores and freshmen wishing to become members. Muriel Sizemore and Annette Veller were in charge of arrange- ments. New members were initia- ted, after which songs were sung and games played. Faculty members attending were Miss Adrienne Curtis, guest of honor, and Miss Dorothy Bar- do, adviser. Library Adviser Named The Library association has chosen as its new adviser, Mrs. Hazel McManamon, junior Eng- lish teacher. At the first regular meeting Mrs. McManamon related some of her varied experiences while inCal.ifornia this summer. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THF WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. Z'-NW will Sal lx I ,WEE s f 'ff' TATTLER STAFF Editor--jn-Chief ,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,.,,,,,,,. .,,.,, C harles Klinksick Business Manager ,,,.,,....,.,......,.... Arthur Berkowitz Sam Schall il Donald Dietsch L Sharon Leibovitz News Editors ............................. j Cora Belle Kehrer A W ' Circulation Managers .............. 1 nne egenel Feature Editor ..................---------- -------------- J 9-H195 M011 Assistant Feature Editor ........----.--------- Hell-211 SWHYH Alvinia Piesiewicz Henry Nickpor Robert Ridenour . 5 Virginia Schuster Club Editors ......... .......... Sports Editors ................. ..... Carl Dority Exchange Editor ...... ................... I .--. E thel Dull Display Editor ..,.. .................... V irginia Mann Make-up ,,,,,,,,,,,, .,....,...,....... C hester Matuszak Pressman ,,,.,,.,.,,,,,,,,,,,.,..........,..... Edward .IaI1k0WSkl Faculty Advisers .........,..,. 5 ginizgring R . . eporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. , THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. - Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. Lecture Tickets WOODWARD is again indebted to Paul Block for his donation of a season ticket to the Town Hall lectures. This pass will enable twelve Woodward seniors, with out a bit of cost, to see andhear the famous persons who are to speak. Mr. Block has presented each Toledo high school with one ticket this year. Woodward is deeply grateful to him. Know Your Library THIS week freshmen have been in. structed how to use the school library with the best results. The other class mem- bers should already be skilled in this. Our library is a valuable asset and in these times when it cannot be increased, must be used with care. Make use of this advan- tage and derive pleasure from its volumes. . Playing The Game OOD sportsmanship is the most essen- tial quality a good athlete possesses. While participating in competitive intra- mural sports, remember that you are play- ing for the fun of it. Of course, you want to offer plenty of stiff opposition, but after all, does your life depend on the out- come of the game? If you can't accept the referee's decision as a matter of course, then you don't be- long in sports. All education is based on sportsmanship. Not only in your gym work, but in all your classes and business connections, it is an outstanding trait. . .. , , . OFF 'N N Hooray, new day, when the Tattler gets around. Pola's popularity is mounting on the steps of scandal. Hand in your, contribs. Pola guarantees complete and verified information. Dear Polae Baer: Why is Gale Weiner so girl-shy? We Freshmen Dear Frosh, For Pete's sake, you freshmen, quit chasing him in such droves. It's a wonder he isn't scared to death. Pola O'Baer Deer Poler Bare, Ef da Hy y Bembers ar eelactad too oficces iran ds eelacsions whoo vil bee ruinning da s oo . A Nodder Dummbel Nodder deer, Did you say running or ruining? Just Pola Dear Pola, Why does Mildred Drulard, freshman, rush Benny Malaska? Signed, Inquisitive Good Ol' Quisyg Mildred heard somewhere that in football, you have to rush your man, so-oo-oo Obligingly, Pola Baer I I I GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGEREL The day is' very, very cold, And Mr. Hanham makes so bold As to send us outside in our shorts To play the various autumn sports. TATTLER TALES ' ' ' More than 160,000 words are printed annu- ally for your beneit in the Tattler. The Tattler has increased its printed sur- face more than 12 times since it was started back around 1917. The Tattler e x c h a n g e editor received a school paper from Honolulu, fremember how to pronounce it?J more than 3000 miles. George Crawford, on a hunting trip, says that hare raising is hair raising. Mr. Meek always has a hard time pronounc- ing Nynphiadora Funke's last name. I I i Earl Woodruf appeases his mammoth appe- tite from a pretty green lunch pail, the only one in Woodward. sn.LY SYNONYMSfchnl Not so far off there were two Well CVivian and Marianl and I sure Ransom fFlorenceJ to get to them. And guess what I saw! Well Rolloff CTilmaJ a log, there was a Knight Clrenej and he had the cutest Dimke lG1adysJ in his cheek. Sommer's lEarD along the Lane fLloydl I had Hope CJ amesj of finding aWoodCMargaretJ wherein he could retreat and stop all his Slavin CBetty Janel. Along came the King fWilliam not Arthurl and his Phifer fLeonD. At his masters command, the musician shot a Beebe fLouisl at the knight to make him Stram fLesterJ!!! This is nothing at all like the story of the spider who tried to Lura fOttJ fly into his web, but Heck QFrankJ it's the best I can do. I hope you don't Fink CJaneJ that it's Fuller CDalel, nonsense cause it's my BrandfEddiel of work. In Shortt fElmerl don't Stack CMary Catherinel the cards against me. I think it far from Dull fPhyl1isJ t I I Junior Francis tries out for the light- weights outfitted in a baseball cap, basket- ball jersey, football pants, and track shoes. TEACHERS' RAMBLES Not only the female portion of the faculty went traveling this summer. Paul Thomae, the smiling machine-shop head, left im- mediately last June for Schenectady, New York, his former home. Every week end found the machine expert at Lake George, a famous swimming resort fifty miles from his home. Many famous people have their cottages there, including the opera star, Madame Louise Homer. Naturally Mr. Thomae went to the Worldls Fair. He wouldn't miss it for all the machines in the world. Lawrence Nuber, auto mechanic instruc- tor, spent a week at the Fair where he en- joyed seeing the Hall of Science and the Transportation Building. In a trip thru Holland State Park, he met Art Smith, Woodward gym instructor, who was there as a life guard. Imagine i'Art lolling on the sand idling the hours away or saving helpless females. Mr. Nuber also spent three weeks camp- ing in the regioh around Toledo up the Maumee and at Catawba Island. Flashes From Friends Bric-a-Brac The chemical element caesium was not named for Julius Caeser, but from the Greek word meaning sky blue.-The Crafts- man, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I I I Shall we try it? The student body at Ohio Weselyan University is facing a sex feud in its en- deavor to back the football team by letting beards grow and blacklisting cosmetics. Members of the football team refused to date women who continued to use makeup after this event went into effect.---Ohio Wesleyan Transcript, Delaware, Ohio. Inquiring Reporter QUESTION: What do you think of the new rulings pertaining to initiation? The inauguration of this method of initiation is a decided advancement over the former type. If a club still wishes to practice a plan of informal initiation, such can be arranged for the benefit of the club members alone.--Ruth Ramlow, senior. I believe the new rule will prove to be a help to the clubs in securing new members, but it will spoil the fun for the old members. --Earl Kosbab, junior. I don't believe in having the clubs dress- ing up the new members for initiation be- cause of the disturbance it causes in the class. The pupils laugh and snicker at the one who is dressed up.--Walter Schulish, sophomore. Since I am a freshman, I would surely have some consideration for my green class- mates. Therefore, I think that the idea of limiting the time for initiations is a good one.-Grace Miller, freshman. I think the student council's plan for an initiation week is, indeed, a ine idea. Students have a right to their fun, but it is well to limit it to a definite period. As for the abolition of costumes, I have often been amused by the outfits some candidates are made to wear. If, however, they cause a disturbance in the classroom, it is well to eliminate them. I know that initiations can be conducted safely and effectively and still afford amusement for club members, but as the ruling has been made, I shall see that it is carried out to the letter in my classes.- Miss Woodrich, faculty. THE WCODWARD TATTLER BEVANITES SUBDUED BY DEVILBISS TIGERS Woodward Polar Bears Lose To Inspired Team Under Incandescents Woodward Polar Bears were subdued by Harry Rice's Tigers of DeVilbiss as Felix Solek and Don Fisher tallied twice each and Bill Donovan went over for the only score for the Woodward- ites last Saturday night at Swayne field. All tries for extra points failed, the final score being 24-6. The Bears received the opening kickoff and after two unsuccess- ful line plays, Davis' boot was downed on the Tiger's 32 yard line where a line play and a short pass advanced the ball to the 47. Solek then dropped back and heaved a long toss to the open arms of Fisher who jaunted the remaining few yards for the 'drst score of the title. Rol Bevan's boys came back in the second canto to knot the score when Donovan took Leininger's pass after Preas had managed to get his Hngertips on the oval but not enough to ground the pass and Our Willv strolled for the only marker chalked up by the blue and white team. Butch Leininger failed to convert the extra oint. After that it was all DeVilbiss until the final period when Boyd intercepted aSolek heave and ran to the Tiger's 22 before he was knocked out of bounds. However, the Bears lost the ball on downs and the game was over. Don Fisher's booting, pass re- ceiving, and passing were out- standing while Solek and Mc- Cloud showed in spurts. Johnson, J urek, and Donovan were the line stars and Jim Boyd stole the spotlight from the rest of the backfield. Dan Slawski Captures Prize In Score Guessing Contest Lucky guesses are few and far between since no one guessed the correct score to the De Vil- biss-Woodward game. Dan Slaw- ski's 25 to 7 score was the luck- iest of the unlucky. He will re- ceive a free pass to the Youngs- town tilt to be played here November 11. . Since Woodward has an open date, there will be no score guess- ing contest this week. This fea- ture sponsored by the Tattler will be continued in the No- vember 10 issue. Girls Receive Gym Equipment Girls will not lack supplies in the gym, this year. Just in time for hit-pin baseball, two new soc- cer balls arrived. Along with the balls, came two indoor baseball bats, and twelve indoor balls. Fair archers weren't forgotten either, for awaiting them are three dozen of new steel-tipped arrows. ' All the new equipment came from the Athletic Supply store. WOODWARD SECONDS LOSE TO CENTRAL PenchefCoached Squad Drops Battle To Irish Cubs In Postponed Tilt Coach Ben' Penchef's Polar Bear cubs dropped their second inter-city lightweight game 14-0 when they played host to the Irish Seconds last Monday. The game had been postponed twice. The Bear cubs kicked-off to the Centralites who returned the pig- skin 12 yards. Pawlowski punted on the fourth down to Whiting who brought the ball back ten yards. With three line bucks fail- ing, Chopcinski pnnted to the Central 28 yard line. A series of passes and line bucks failed and the Central team punted. The Woodward seconds had pos- session of the ball when the quarter ended. A fumbled ball by the'Bear backiield and a recovery by the Irish made the opening scene for the first score. Pawlowski, huge fullback, plowed thru his left guard to the three yard stripe, He then plunged over for the first score. The Central team also scored in the third canto. For Woodward, Chopcinski, Roberts, and Whiting played well in the backfield. Keller and Moll backed up the Woodward for- ward line splendidly. Intra-Mural Tilts The undefeated Polish Knights downed the fighting Quill and Dagger team 30-6 in an American league game which was held last Monday. In winning this tilt, the Polish Knights won the league championship. Friendly Center defeated the Pencil Pushers in a close battle, the final score being 14-12. N.R.A. humbled the Latin Club 14-2. George Margy's Electrical club defeated the French club in a free scoring game 30-24. Inter-class Pass And Tap Tournament Is Next Week In a recent managers' meeting, it was decided that inter-class pass and tap football round-robin tourney -will be held next week with the members on the win- ning team receiving ribbons.The pass and tap football intra-mural championship games were held yesterday with the results com- ing in to late to be published. Volley ball, the second event in the fall sport series on the Woodward program, will begin in two weeks with sixteen teams in two leagues competing. Round- robin tourney will be held with the referees being chosen from the intra-mural managers club. Q i. ri i Night games seem to be a jinx to the Bears. The only game the Bevanites lost last year was un- der the incandescents and this year the only two defeats came under the lights. E Next year the Woodwardites will have all the city teams as their opponents at the Bears' home lot. We should have the Polar Bears on top in the city standing at the end ofthe sched- ule next fall as only three men leave the entire squad at the end ofthe season. Q Ted Kosydar, captain of the Polish Knights and member of last year's reserve basketball team, is president of the intra- mural managers. Ted is one of the boys who has cooperated with Homer Hanham and Art Smith to make Woodward intra- murals a go for the last three years. 3 Paul Anello, Woodward stu- dent, is a member of the News- Bee Mud Hen bantamweight football teani 8 . Only three games remain on the Woodward football schedule as Youngstown Campbell Memo- rial comes here next week. The Bears travel to Indiana to meet Howe Military Academy, and finally, they mix with the Irish from Central a week later. The Bevanites will have a lay-oif this week as they have an open date. Freshman Girl's Teams To Be Coached By Upper Classmen Upper classmen are going to coach Freshmen girls' teams in the intra-mural leagues. Margaret Williams will coach Freshman Ig Freshman I I will be assisted by Alvina Piesiewiczg Freshman team III will have as their assistant, Leona Wielin- skig Team IV with Maryellen Du- Mounte as their instructor, and Team V with Jean Clifton com- plete the inter-class league. In the inter-club league, Micky Mouse will be coached by Mary Jane Mac Donald. CITY STANDINGS The undefeated .Waite squad leads the interscholastic football race for the city championship by winning three games in as many starts. DeVilbiss is second while Scott and Libbey are tied for third. Woodward dropped from tie for second to fourth place. Central is still in the cellar with no victories and three defeats. W L T P ct. Waite 3 0 0 1.000 DeVilbiss 2 1 0 .666 Scott 2 2 0 .500 Libbey 1 1 O .500 Woodward 1 2 0 .333 Central 0 3 0 .000 GIRLS TO WORK FOR ATHLETIC LETTERS Sports, Health, And Grades Are Considered For W Awards ll Two, hundred and fifty girls attended the meeting Monday, for the girls interested in work- ing for a W. Students working for this distinction must play on an intra-mural team and take four major sports which include hit- pin baseball, volley ball, basket- ball, and indoor baseball. Atten- dance at these games is taken and the person must be present at three-fourths of the games. After every seasonal sport, tests are taken for which points are given. Extra points are re- ceived for optional sports as hik- ing, rollar skating, coasting, tumbling, and swimming. Girls in leadersf class receive extra points. 1 Each individual working for a letter is compelled to keep a health card, beginning Novem- ber 6. Besides good sportsman- ship, scholarship is most essen- tal., Grades must average to a - At the end of the year, points are added and girls with the highest number of points receive their letters at the Recognition Day services. Boyd Starts Third Year On Varsity As Fullback . swj TZ.. l., ' ef- 1'5- Jim Boyd Jim Boyd, powerful Woodward fullback, is playing his third sea- son for Coach Bevan under the Blue and White banner. Pile Driver has shown a lot of stuff in his offensive spurts. Our sen- sational fullback is making a strong bid for this year's all-city team. i,...1i..i..... Intra-Mural Hit Pin Schedule For the week of November 6 thru November 10, the following hit-pin games will be played: Monday Fresh. 1 Fresh. 4 Seniors Soph. 2 N.R.A. Peris French Buddies Tuesday Fresh. 2 Fresh. 5 Soph. 3 Juniors Mickey Mouse Cardinals Inter-Circle ' Zets Wednesday Fresh. 4 Seniors Fresh. 1 Soph. 2 Cubs Royals French Fasces Thursday Fresh. 3 Fresh. 5 Soph. 1 Soph. 2 Buddies Peris Boosters Inter-Circle Friday Fresh. 4 Juniors Fresh. 1 Seniors Zets - Cubs Mickey Mouse Polar Bears. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THIRTY-THREE BIDS SENT OUT BY CLUB Initiation To Be November 10 - For All International Club Pledges Thirty-three bids were given out to prospective members of the International club, Tuesday, October 31. The invitations were issued to students attaining high scholastic gradings, and who are active in school affairs. Initiation for the new mem- bers will be held Friday, Novem- ber 10, at the Close park shelter house. Sam Schall, chairman of the membership committee, is being assisted by Sara Green- berg and James Shemas. Initia- tion preparations have been made by Meyer Novick with Sharon Leibovitz and Philip Moore aiding. Those who are joining gave one minute talks on Internation- al Problems yesterday after school. Miss Hannah Shaw and Miss Louise Tippett were guests at that time. . WOODWARD ALMANAC FOR THE WEEK OF OCTOBER 30. 1925-Steve Materny, former Woodward teacher and now principal of Gunkel school, is added to list of famous dad- dies. 1928--Senior girls decide what to wear at Senior Picnic. 1931--Miss Amie Miller and her sister, Miss Dorothy Miller, give oil painting of Polar Bears to Woodward. 1933-Junior and senior classes hold final electiong soph- omores vote in primaries. MISS HAZEL REX SPEAKS AT MEET Department Head Tells Girls Of Securing Happiness For Themselves. A person who is genuinely courteous and unselfish finds real happiness, stated Miss Hazel Rex, head of the girls' Physical Ed. department, at the Girls' ath- letic League meeting, Wednes- day. Miss Rex went on to say that your attitude and enthusiasm are the main spokes in getting you some place. If you reach for happiness you don't get it, since ways to be happy come from things you do naturally. Happiness works in a large cycle of which the biggest factor is to be able to adjust one's self in any certain group. The speech was brought to a close with, Leisure hours should be happy hours. Do anything, it may be something big-small-but do something. Always within yourself say 'I must live and laugh and love and serve? Sophomore Primaries Held To-dayg Finals, On Tuesday Sophomores will hold the final election for class offices Tuesday with primaries today. Candidates for the offices are: president, Ray De Lano, Arthur Sievert, and Eugene Zytkusg vice-presi- dent, Johnetta Bueckle, Alice Farris, and Betty Jane Taylorg secretary, Gladys Dimke, Fran- ces Dunn, and Dorothy Kaszu- biakg treasurer, Charlotte Essick, Bertha Payak, and Lucille Phil- lipsg reporter, Julia Bennet, Phyl- lis Dull, and Eugene Fielder. Miss Grace Cronk and Clyde Meek, class deans, have charge of the election. MISS EARHEART AND REV. DIMNET SPEAK fEd. Note-This is a resume of the Saturday Night Open Forum as reported by Woodward repre- sentatives, Lucille Anton and, Paul Trepinskij There is no talk of war in France, because France has no argument with Germany, stated the Very Reverend Abbe Ernest Dimnet, canon of Cambray Cathe- dral in France, and world famed author and philosopher who ad- dressed theForum, October 28, on France and Germany. He stated that the cause of present dickering in Europe is because of France's truly justifi- able clamoring for security. Al- though Germany wishes a war of revenge, her only ally against the rest of Europe would be Hungary, he said. The speaker believes that Hitlerism will not last because forty-eight out of every one hundred Germans are against it. Even though Rev. Dimnet is a Frenchman, his lecture proved to be decidedly unprejudiced. Last Saturday, October 28, marked the beginning of the town Hall lecture series with Miss Amelia Earhart, famous woman flyer, as guest speaker. In her talk, Flying For Fun, Miss Earhart described a large portion of her flying activities and especially her trans-Atlantic flight. Motion pictures of the preparations an d the take-off for the trip over the ocean, the arrival in Ireland, and her visit in Europe were shown. The aviatress spoke extensive- ly of her great iiight. She stated, ' I hope that it did tend to liber- alize women's viewpoint on avi- ation. Regarding the safety of travel on land and in the air, Miss Ear- hart said, For speeds over 45 or 50 miles per hour get into the air for safety. Her prediction to the audience was that many of the persons there would have the chance to Hy the Atlantic on regular air lines within the next few years, per- haps with herself as a pilot. MINUTE INTERVIEWS i Miss Amie Miller Say is it S. A. S. S. A. S . oris it S.S.S. S.S.S.? Oh well, we haven't time for you now we've got to in- terview Miss Amie Miller, geome- try teacher. Up to the third fioor and into room 330 where Archi- medes and Pythagoras reign we see an energetic little person por- ing over ink schedules and O. Kaying absent slips. You want to interview me, she queries, well go ahead. .Miss Miller revealed that she has taught school not only here in our building but in the old Woodward Tech, specializing in math, teaching not only geome- try, but algebra and arithmetic. After her graduation from old Central high school, she attend- ed Toledo University, and there received her B. A. degree. At the present time, she is working on her M. A. in math at Ann Arbor. Traveling occupies a good part of her spare time, and she has been out West twice. Estes Na- tional Park, Colorado, a trip thru the Canadian Rockies, and a jaunt up the St. Lawrence river to Quebec, are a few of the trav- els she mentioned. Beautiful art and music of a certain type offer a great attrac- tion to Miss Miller. Once she heard a concert by John Phillips Sousa, and she says, It was the most beautiful music I had ever heard. A. S. A. A. S. A.--ye s, that's right. she answers to one of her geometry students. Now draw a semi-circle and its in- scribed angle. Not that I don't understand this language, butl think my time is up. So long Miss Miller, I'll c'm up some time. ' Woodward-DeVilbiss Dance Records Large Attendance Attended by alarge throng of Woodward and DeVilbiss stu- dents, the Peiuper club's annual dance held in the girls 'gym last Friday proved a great success netting a profit of eighteen dollars. Music for dancing was fur- nished by Wayne Challen's Polka Dots and the Beatrice Gardner Studios entertained with a iioor show. SMALL CLASSMEN HAVE DIFFICULTIES Teachers Search And Upper 'Classmen Stumble Over Tinies Yell Shortie when you're on the first fioor and everyone with- in hearing distance answers, here Without calling on that aged in wood phrase about small- er and greener freshmen, we must admit that Alfred Berko- witz's face was red when L. C. Clark asked him what excuse he had to offer for being absent that week. L. C. finally discov- ered that Alfred had been hid- den away among taller class members, and thus was over- looked. Eddie Zarns, another diminu- tive freshman, is wearing a red turtle neck sweater as a stop sig- nal ever since he was stepped on by Carl Polcyn who was walking along with his head in the clouds. Just to keep Pola Baer from spoiling a good personal we've noticed that Kenny Hinchman, despite his large handicap, can outshine some of our football heroes when it comes to female admirers. Still we can't neglect the girls. Usually seeing is believing, but when you see Nancy Loins or Dor- othy Johnston walking down the hall, doesn't it make one feel very grown up? One can hardly resist the temptation to pat the dear little children on the head. And it's not only freshmen who lack stature. Ruth Kaminsky can still get a sorrowful confession from gullible freshmen when she pretends to be one of' them, while Lucille Kaczmarels refused to run for a sophomore office because if she won, she would have to stand on a chair on the stage to be seen. Nevertheless, little ones, let this thought console you. All small things come in good pack- ages. Twenty-Four Girls Accept Bids To Periclean Society Girls who have accepted bids to the Periclean Literary society are, Charlotte Essick, Ethel Dull, Anna Wegener, Faith Eger, Clara Bustow, Annette Veller, Ruth Devlin, Jesse Mathie, Marjorie Shuff, Joan Elmer, Mildred Clukey. Marion Wells, Vivian Wells, Abel King, Ruth Gilbert, Phylis Allan, Lucille Phillips, Margaret Paulsen, Gretchen Paulsen, Mol- lie Rubin, Virginia McCluskey Rose Mary Hertzsch, Charlotte Gomer, and Thelma Burgart. Button, button, button. Who's got the button? Hiltman and Parker have started a collection of buttons. Anyone wishing to dis- pose of buttons, large, small, red, blue, pink, or any color, size, or shape see Hiltman and Parker Inc. Take close care of your but- tons when these two marauders are around and about. WOOD RD T TTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructivev ELECTS OFFICERS 'T vol. VI Toiedo, ohio, November 10, 1933 NO, 6 RECENTLY ELECTED VIRGIL CRAMER TO , , SOPHQMQRE CLASS COUNCIL ORGANIZES ADDRESS MEETING Afmlstlcs Day Commissioners Appointed By Advisersg Margy Is President George Margy was elected pres- ident of the Student Council at a meeting held last Friday. Other oflicers are: MaryJaneMcDonald, vice-president, Helen Abood, sec- retary, and Betty Jane Kaslly, treasurer. At a second meeting on Wed- nesday, the duties of the fourteen members were divided into six departments to be headed by commissioners appointed by the advisers, Vernon Alberstett and Miss Kathryn Barnes. Student Relations department headed by Florence Schindler assisted by Mary Jane McDonald will take charge of educational assemblies and similar affairs. Jean Mathie, with Alvinia Smo- roski, will conduct Social Activi- ties including all after school dances and movies. Department of organizations with Gladys Williams and Helen Aboodwill act as studentadvisers to the clubs in drawing up meet- ing schedules and other club act- ivities.Department of Justice and Student Court will be handled by George Margy and DorothyKas- zubiak, while Ray DeLano, com- missioner of Buildings and Grounds, assisted by Joe King and Roy, Schaefer, will supervise the hall patrol. In order to create a desire for higher scholastic achievement the Scholarship group with Nyn- phiadora Funke and Betty Kas- ally will hold assemblies bringing prominent outside speakers. Advanced Sewing Classes Are Active Making Clothing Eight garments are required this year from each student in Miss Laura Adam's advanced sewing classes in order to get full credit. Six girls have already completed one of the articles. Materials chosen were silk or wool in accordance with the season. Completed articles will be exhibited in the display case on the second floor. Miss Angela Abair's first year classes are making slips. Scott Display Prepared To Commemorate Book Week In recognition of National Book Week, November 13 to 18, the library staff is preparing a display of the works of Sir Wal- ter Scott. Scotch costumes and examples of costumes will be exhibited. Virginia Zitz assisted by Flor- ence Schindler is in charge of the project. Parent-Teacher Ass'n Has Engaged Speaker For November 15. Taxation and the Schools is the topic of Virgil Cramer, form- er state representative from this district, who is the speaker for the next Woodward Parent- Teacher association meeting held in the school cafeteria Wednes- day, November 15. At an executive board meeting held in the home of John Lutten- berger, president of the P. T. A., plans were made for future meet- ings. It was decided to postpone the election of officers until the December meeting when, it is expected, the attendance will be sufficiently large for the pro- cedure of voting. Meetings are to be held in the school cafeteria, and only adults are invited to attend. Sixty-five people were present at the Octo- ber meeting. The Tattler wishes to ex- press the deepest sympathy of the student body to Miss Dor- othy Warner and her family in their recent bereavement. Fighting has ceased, Taps have blown, Nations decreased! Powers o'erthroWn. Heroes of war, Crippled for life, Enduring the pain Of the endless strife. O hellish war, When will you end? Then Armistice Day Was heaven's God-Send. Ralph Worshtil, '35. 77 Y.M.C.A. Scene of Junior Hi-Y Initaition As 10 Are Pledged Pledges George Schonmaker, Clarence Schmidt, Arthur Sie- vert, Walter Schulish, Gale Weaner, Charles Kosbab, Harold Horton, Roy Coss, Creighton Bruce, and Eugene Schafer re- ceived the informal initiation into the Junior Hi-Y Tuesday, November 7, at the Y.M.C.A. Initiation committee consisted of William Phifer, chairman with Lowell Weaner, Ralph Brott, and Wilber Stewart assisting. UPTON CLOSE AND H. KALTENBORN LECTURE Japan, China, and the White Man was the subject of Upton Close's talk in the Open Forum Lecture series which Kathryn Ro. man and David Weiss attended last Saturday as representatives of Woodward. The United States has always considered the Pacific Ocean as an American lake, and the Japa- nese have decided that if our na- tion gets in their Way they will take control of the Pacific by force, was one statement by the speaker. Mr. Close, a student of the East for fifteen years, stated that com- merce in Japan has increased 52 per cent while that of other na- tions decreased. Japan votes for twice the number of ships and is able to construct them more rap- idly and with less cost. There are more beggars in the streets of America than in the streets of China and Japan, illustrating the prosperity of those countries, and since many of the farmers are be- coming manufacturers, goods can be produced more cheaply than in England. As for our possessions in the Pacific, Mr. Close says a huge fish- ing fleet of the Japanese is com- manding Hawaii and the Philli- pines waiting for any action of the U. S. in regard to these places. H. V. Kaltenborn, writer, trav- eler, and radio speaker of great renown, spoke at the Palace Thea- ter last Friday night on the sub- ject of Looking at our'World under the auspices of the Town Hall series. The speaker opened with a resume of the achievements of the N. R. A. plan and the possi- bilities it offers. He said that more people throughout the world are interested in the out- come of this than in any other thing. Mr. Kaltenborn spoke in favor of recognition of Russia, saying that we in all practical purposes already recognized the Soviet. He believes that friendship be- tween the two countries would mean less possibility of War be- tween Russia and Japan in the Far East. Concerning the Germany Question the speaker's views Were, although I have traveled quite extensively, I have never been in a country Where every- one is in such a frenzy. Hitler is a great propogandist! People are crazy about him, and they would walk through ire for him, but there will be no war in Enrope, for Germany is unarmed and after awhile she will awaken to the empty promises of Hitler. Eugene Zytkus Is President Harold Boehler Vice- President T. As a result of the sophomore election held Tuesday, November 7, Eugene Zytkus, who defeated Ray Delano, was elected presi- dent of the sophomore class. Harold Boehler obtained the office of vice-president by defeat- ing Alice Farris in a close race. Lucille Phillips won over Bertha Payak for the office of treasurer, and Frances Dunn became secre- tary of the class nosing out Dor- othy Kaszubiak. Eugene Fielder was elected reporter and Harold Wozniak, sergeant-at-arms. Those on the executive com- mittee are Nynphiadora Funke, Bertha J akscy, and Frederick I-Ioltfreter. Miss Grace Cronk and Clyde Meek, class advisers, had charge of the elections. Zetalethean Society Has National Book Week Display Zetalethean literary society will recognize National Book Week November 13 to 18, by having a display in the cases ordinarily used by the sewing classes. Growing up with books will be the theme carried out in this project. Different stages in life, such as early childho.od, later childhood, high school age, college period, and maturity will be represented by paper figures. Books conected to these different ages will also be on display. Marjory I-Ierzberg is chairman of the committee making ar- rangements, and she is being as- sisted by Rita Loerke, and Dor- othy Kazubiak. Forty-Two Latin Pledges To Receive Initiation To-Night Forty-two Faces club pledges will be initiated after school to- day. Both formal and informal initiation will take place in the auditorium, after which refresh- ments will be served. Molly Meerkreeb heads the committee in charge, with Morris Rappaport, Marjorie Corthell, Donald Knoke, and Floyd Win- ters assisting. Peiupers To Initiate Tomorrow at 8:00 P.M., the Peiu- per club will hold its formal initiation of twenty-one pledges at the Collins park shelter house. Jack Worshtil, chairman of the committee in charge, will be as- sisted by Arthur Berkowitz, Sam Forman, and Louis Schwartz. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THF WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 5.03 single issue. ,ff I . 1' QW f x T 22?i' lf'i?f ' f' TATTLER STAFF Editor--in-Chief .,,,.,...,.................... Charles Klinksick Business Manager ,,,,.,,,,,,,,,...,,,..,, Arthur Berkowitz Sam Schall Donald Dietsch Sharon Leibovitz ' Cora Belle Kehrer Circulation Managers .....,........ News Editors .................. ..----- Anne Wegener Feature Editor ........ .................-.-..------------ J M011 ames Assistant Feature Editor ................,..... Helen Swaya ' Alvinia Piesiewicz Henry Nickpor Robert Ridenour Sports Editors ............... ....... c1ub-Editors -...-r------.-- -------- 5 X3issi:..i5huStef Exchange Editor ........ ...................... E thel Dull Display Editor .....,.. .................. V irginia Mann Make-up ,... 1 .,,...... ................ C hester Matuszak Pressman ........ ......... ........ E dward Jankowski - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers ....... l Hugh M Ont g om ery THE TATTLERRS WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. Is It Advisable? DARE we think of attempting to produce an annual this year? The answer im- plies more than a Yes, Yes from the students. Behind the scenes are the incessant efforts of the staE members, the task that is brought upon the advisors, the cooperation of the students--especially financially--and the vast amount of outside work connected with the publishing. The question of expenses is what brings the crisis at this time. Out of two thousand pupils will at least six hundred make the- payment of 351.50 for the yearbook? Each senior would have to pay a dollar and a quarter for his picture and cut in addition to the cost of the book. As to the expense of publishing the edition, there evidently will be an increase in the cost of photog- raphy and engraving this year due to the N.R.A. and its codes. However, the value of an annual to its owner cannot be computed in terms of cash. For the student who really enjoys his school life it will, in later years, bring back fond memories and will serve as a reference book. Woodward's yearly publication is not an elaborate product, but a conservative record of figures, facts, and faces for your conven- ience. If you honestly believe that at this time your school would be better off with- out it, say so and let your cries be heard. Otherwise do your utmost in supporting the Saga and help to carry through with this work. There can be no third decision. Fall Cleaning HE trophy case and its contents have again been separated from their Elm of dust and grime. Their lusterwas restored re- cently by Miss A. Wetterman who together with her students has regularly attended to cleaning the trophies. Thanks to this teacher for her initiative. , PRINCIPAL POINTS By Mr. LaRue Inquiring Reporter During the past few days the schools all over the Nation have been observing National Education Week. It is the purpose of the founders of this movement to keep alive in the minds of every good citizen his feeling of responsibility for the education of the children of America. It is a trite but true expression that the schools are our greatest bulwark of freedom. They, together with the homes and the churches, furnish the impetus to all progress. Everyone agrees that without our schools the nation would quickly decay. In spite of all this there are certain groups that are making an opportunity of the de- pression to kill our public school system in its entirety and especially the High School. The real enemy of the school usually hides behind the screen of a false economy, and by this means courses, departments, teachers and even whole school systems have been eliminated. Because of these attacks, a good sound taxing program for the support of the schools cannot be established since every attempt to pass such laws is blocked by the agents of these selish interests. The rise of the school system in this coun- try has not been along a path of roses. Splendid citizens in the past devoted their energies and even their very lives to place you where you are today. They were men of courage, devotion, and sound vision. They knew, and events proved that the greatness of a nation is in direct proportion to the in- intelligence of its whole citizenry. Should our present generation give up with- out a struggle the very foundation of our greatness--Our Public School System? OFF 'N ON My dear readers, I beg your indulgence. Do not raise your voices against me if your let- ter is not immediately published. My sudden popularity overwhelms me, and if I hear any more dirty digs from youse, I'll see that your question never reaches this page. Pola Baer. MUD IN YOUR EYE I guess it's getting to be a habit with Lola Hildebrand and Howard Wenz, this walking home together. And the things Robert Wise did on Halloween night. Did you ever notice that Eugene Zytkus' initials are E. Z? Bob Miller will be a football player when and if he grows up. And there goes Donald Anthony telling you to give him some answers and he will question them. You've got to be a foot- ball hero--- croons Mary Jane Barnes, as she rushes around the corner after Dick Davis. Justin Hering is a blond. I thought Joan Elmer liked red heads. MORE MUD We see Kasimer Klapp looking over Mar- jorie Herzberg's shoulder in Latin class to ind the meaning of a word----and in Miss Miller's eighth hour geometry class we spy Peter Nakos trying to make Evelyn Bardsley laugh fpronounced lahfj meanwhile makinga crack about Harold Bailey---continuing in another geometry class, we hear Mr. Rike telling Milton Kimmelman that he has a good head for geometry because it is both plane and solid. Shall we continue the publication of the Saga? The opinions of four students and a faculty member are given below. To me as a senior, the importance of a Saga is unquestionable. It is valuable as a reference, and in a sentimental light, a memory. Without it Woodward would not be complete. Mary Jane Veller, senior. The Saga is a remembrance of one's life at Woodward. Teachers, friends, and inci- dents are recalled in future years by a single glance. Though the news of the Tattler is fresh in one's mind at the end of the year, it will not be that way in years to come, and all possessers of the Saga will be thankful to have purchased one in former years. Earl Sommers, junior. Banish all thought of discontinuing Saga-Tattler. That would surely be a step backward in the progress of our school. A good year book lifts us into the class of better schools. Rita Loerke, sophomore. I am in favor of the Saga-Tattler because I think the seniors would like to have something to remember Woodward by, and I know if I were a senior I surely would. Virginia Sayen, freshman. I wish to ask the seniors at this time if they intend to rely upon advertising in order to finance the Saga? I am very much in favor of the present year book because it is written in a very impartial manner. It is composed in such a way that it contains news which is com- plete, it is not an artistic production of a printer. Raymond Lowry, faculty member. Princess Le Ata, a youthful Indian lass, performed for an assembly at Oliver High, Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. She sings, dances, speaks of some habits and traits of the Indians, and does rope exhibits. 1 FII I I'll Leave It To You, a play, was en- acted at East Waterloo High, Waterloo, Iowa. The cast consisted of members from all four classes. TEACHERS' RAMBLES Two teachers rambled around Lake Superior and Canada during the summer months. Vernon Alberstett, smiling six foot student council advisor, took a restful cruise through the icy waters of the rough- est of the Great Lakes. Mr. Alberstett ex- pressed his disappointment at not witness- ing its violent temper. However, the sights and relaxations were a welcome turn from school routine. He expressed enjoyment in the beautiful view from Mackinac Is- land, and the rustic hotel and wild animals of Isle Royal. The World's Fair lured Mr. Alberstett where he spent some time at the exhibit of states. Another teacher who enjoyed much the same scenery was Henry Gerber, who also cruised the waters of the stormy lake in- cluding stops at Port Arthur and Port Williams. At the Fair he considerd time spent at a lecture in the General Electric building well worth while. The Fair, however, failed to beckon one member of the faculty, Clyde Van Tassel, who spent his time completing his work and obtaining his Master's degree at Ohio State University. . , THE WOODWARD TATTLER KN IGI-ITS ARE - TAP CHAMPS lka Blocks Punt For g Score In Final tutes Of Play 'as filled with pigskin ar and thither, arms and seemed to pull w's hide out of the n was the scene of the ttle staged by the Lghts and the Auto winners in their re- -igues, for the champi- .he intra-mural inter- .h was held last Thurs- .lson Park with the lnerging on top in a , 32-30 victory gained :ked punt by Red', e final minute of play inte over-time period. -on Starts Early ening canto, the Auto gained a 12 - 0 lead mullet-passes fromBen Joe Bryk were com- P. K's. came back nd period to knot the Ted Kosydar passed Bead aerials to Joe Frank Michalak. At .he third quarter, the pulled ahead with the 24 - 12. es Intercepted 'cepted passes,one by cki aud one by Joe ored two touchdowns score 24-24. With the :es to play, Ben Zie- Q back and heaved a to Kukiela to put . Stan Bialecki again tlight when he inter- Eteral from Bryk to lraced 35 yards for zore. ertime period, Zylka :ryk's punt, which le in the safety zone territory for a safety F score. Goldyn, Mich- ar, and Szwader, who average of 44 yards, the Knights with ryk and Kukiela grab- itlight for Mechanics. To Meet Tiger ds In Feature Fray Cubs will tackle the Eiightweights on the on this afternoon at . Although the Wood- -ds have lost both of r contests they will to get back among ig. Ed's starting lineup ,ller at center while and Nichpor hold uard berths. Sahadi will be at the tackle 'ith Dawson and Zie- Jings. field will consist of uarter, Bishop and n at halves, with at fullback. HI-Y TO PLAY Q. D. SOCIETY THURSDAY Special Football Battle Is Scheduledg Admission Charge Is Jitney. In order to raise some funds for inta-murals, two teams, the Quill and Dagger clan and the Senior Hi-Y will put on a football game, Thursday third hour in the stadium with the admission five cents. Homer Hanham, physical edu- cation instructor, has been coaching the Hi-Y eleven for the past week. The probable line will be King and Polcyn, ends, Wolfinger anb Heck, guards: and Charles Stewart, center. In the backiield Coach Hanham has Schoonmaker at quarter, with H. Nichpor and Lengel Phifer at the half back positions. Dan Kasprz ak will round out the backfield at full. The Q. D.'s, who have been coached by L. C. Clark, have been practicing fundamentals of block- ing and tackling. The whole lineup has not been announced because the Society boys want to surprise the Hi-Y team by presenting a flashy eleven. lt has been noticed that Bob La Fevre, Bill Kapela, and Don Mc Ferren have been practicing in the back field and with a trio like this, the Sissiety boys should go places and do things. Oliicials will be M. Jaworski, referee, Frank Molik, umpire: and George Kozlowski, head lines- man. Mr. Clark and Homer Han- ham have had coaching ex- perience as they have coached other teams before coming to Woodward. Girlsi Hit-Pin Schedule For the week of November 13 thru November 17, the girls' hit-pin baseball schedule is: Monday: Freshman 2 vs. Sophomore 2 Booster vs. French Freshman 4 vs. Sophomore 3 Peris vs. Fasces Tuesday: Freshman 4 vs. Sophomore 1 Freshman 5 vs. Senior Cubs vs. N. R. A. Cardinals vs. Polar Bears Wednesday: Freshman 3 vs. Sophomore 2 Freshman 2 vs. Freshman 4 Mickey Mouse vs. Inter-Circle Royals vs. Zets Thursday: Freshman 4 vs. Freshman 5 Boosters vs. Peris Cubs vs. French N. R. A. vs. Cardinals Friday: Freshman 5 vs. Sophomore 1 Royals vs. Inter-Circle Polar Bears vs. French vs. Peris Gym Teachers Examine Feet In all girls, gym classes Miss S. Cornwell and Miss C. McClure, with the aid of leaders a re ex- amining girls' feet. This is being done as aprecaution to prevent ringworm or athlete's :foot from spreading. Zets Instructs Girls' Athletic Classes Miss Cornwell Miss Stella Cornwell, Physical Ed teacher and graduate of Ypsi- lanti, has been teaching at Wood- ward for six years. Before that she taught at Community Center in Owosso, Michigan, and at the Y. W. C. A. Miss Cornwell re- ceived her- B. S. in Physical Ed last summer in Ypsi. This very interesting person exclaims heartily, I just love water sports, whether it's in or on water. There's a tip for you ambitious ones, just oifer to take this young la dy motor-boat riding, swimming or sailing. . 50 ti i or l as ' ,. Ernie McFarland, who has been playing guard all season, has been moved to a backfield position. Leonard Bugajewski is playing the vacated guard berth. O if ll The Hi-Y will use the Genoa style, and the Q. D's will use the Bradner system in their game Thursday. Both teams have their systems down pat and their game promises to be a real battle. Due to the cancellation of the Howe grid game, Clyde Meek, secretary of the Woodward athletic board, has been trying for the boys but has failed to get any dennite results as yet. 0 I I In the intra-mural pass and tap playoff between the Polish Knights and the Auto Mechanics, Joe Szwader who plays with the Knights booted the pigskin five times for an average of fourty- four yards. Intra-Mural Tilts Junior classmen defeated the sophomores last Monday in the intra-class tap and pass tourna- ment by a score of 42 to 22, one of to arrange an out-of-town game the juniors' touchdowns coming from kick off. At the same time the post graduates forfeited a game to the seniors for not show- ing up. League Sets Dance Date Gobblers' Wobblel' is the dance which will be sponsored by the girls' Athletic League November 24. A turkey will be given as a door prize. Officers of the club are in charge of the dance. BEVANITES BATTLE YOUNGSTOWN TEAM Woodward Opposes Campbell Memorial Hi Saturday Afternoon Here CoachRol Bevan's Polar Bears will take on the Campbell Mem- orial Hi gridders, a tough aggre- gation from Youngstown, at 2:30 o'clock tomorrow afternoon in the Woodward stadium. Bevan Makes Changes During the two weeks rest per- iod, Coach Bevan has made some changes in his lineup. Ernest MacFarland will take Leininger's place in the backiield and Len Bugajewski will fill in lVlac's place in the line. Donovan and Al Johnson will start at end Hanks with Moose Jurek and Board- man at the tackle berths. Bugaj- ewski and Kelley have been slated for the guard positions with Grzywinski at the center berth. In the backfield, Bevan will start Ben Malaska at quarter with lVIacFarland and Davis at half back positions. Jim Boyd will be at full, rounding out the Polar Bear backiield. Nothing definite has been received about the Youngstown eleven except that they have a tough club and will be out to give the Bears a battle. Polish Knights Are Champs Having defeated every team in the American league, and un- defeated Polish Knight team won the lntra-mural champion- ship from a fighting Auto Me- chanics team, winner in the Na- tional league. A blocked punt in a five minute overtime period put the Knights ahead on the long end of a 32-30 score. Intra-mural standings: W L T Pct. Auto Mechanics 4 0 0 1.000 Art Klan 3 1 0 .750 Senior Hi-Y 2 2 0 .500 Tattler Staff - 2 2 0 .500 General shop 2 2 0 .500 Junior Hi-Y 1 3 0 .250 Peiuper club 1 3 0 .250 Pica club 1 3 0 .250 W L T Pct. Polish Knights 4 0 0 1.000 N. R. A. 3 l 0 .750 Friendly Center 3 1 0 .750 Electrical club 2 2 ' 0 .500 Quill 8zDagger 2 2 0 .500 Latin club 1 3 0 .250 Pencil Pushers 1 3 0 .250 French club 0 0 000 4 . Girls W Club Will Usher At Youngstown-Bear Tilt Boosters will be greeted by the smiling faces of six 'W girls who usher at the Youngs- town-Woodward game, Satur- day. The usherettes, members of the girls' W club, are Leona Ruth Wielinski, Geraldine Lud- wikoski, Mary Jane MacDonald, Gertrude Anselm, June Slavin, .and Sophie Marinski. -- A THE- WOODWARD TATTLER GUILD To PRESENT FIRST PRODUCTION Upper Classmen, Sophomore Dramatic Society Invited To Wednesday Play Upper classrnen and the sophomore Dramatic society are invited to attend the Hrst pre- sentation of the Little 'Theatre Guild,next Wednesday afternoon at 2:30 in the auditorium. His Majesty, the Queen, a two act comedy, is to be given in order to display the work done by the so- ciety and to interest seniors and juniors in this organization. The play concerns the at- tempts of two young c o 11 e g e students, Ralph Worshtil and his roommate, John Revenaugh, to win the affections of Marjorie Herzberg, society' debutante and daughter ofthe socially ambitious Janet Maseman, and Mildred Farrington, who reports society notes for a newspaper. Using as a ruse a supposed visit hom Queen Marie of Rumania, the boys trick the girls into paying them a visit to their apartment. When a false prince appears in the scene, the excitement and misunderstanding just begins. The solution of this situation, as may be seen at the presentation of this play, is cleverly and humorously worked out. This newly organized assoc- iation, which is composed of seniors and juniors, will close its membership November 17, two days after this performance. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is adviser of the Little Theatre Guild. WOODWARD ALMANAC FOR WEEK OF NOV. 6. 1925-Basketball practice is on, six varsity cagemen report. 1928-Alchemist club initiates stagger down the halls with red and blue legs. 1931-German club organized un- der name of Freie Bahn, meaning Trail Blazers. Miss Anne Wetterman is adviser. 1933-Miss Marian McDonough's social science classes present assembly in commemoration of To1edo's 100th anniver- sary. Tumbling Class Organized Again By Homer Hanham Homer Hanham, boys' gymin- structor, has again organized a tumbling class which meets reg- ularly on Tuesday and Thursday, conference hour,in the boys'gym. Thirty-nine boys have signed up for this class which is a reg- u ar gym class. Veterans re- turning from last year's team are Leroy Holmes, Ed Zylka, Jim Safaelos, Ed Mackiewicz and Milton Kimmelman. ' MINUTE INTERVIEWS Mr. Meek- Attracted by a cheery whistle and the hum of activity, the Interviewer stops for a minute in room 308 to visit Clyde Meek, From him we learn a pleasant story of his early teaching ex- periences. At the time of his arrival in Woodward, Mr. Meek was ap- pointed dean of freshman boys, and later was made supervisor of the second year classmen. At the resignation of Raymond Lowry, former faculty manager, Mr. Meek was assigned the position of athletic director, at which post he has served the past two years. Before coming to Toledo, Mr. Meek served as superintendent of Washington Township in Wood county for f 0 u r years. For the past thirteen years, he has been teaching in junior and senior high schools of Toledo. Sports are his favorite hobby, and as much time as possible he spends at the wheel of his Buick. Toledo U. President Speaks At Armistice Day Services Seventh annual Armistice Day service sponsored by the Council on the cause and cure of war will be held Sunday, November 12, at 3:30. P. M. in the First Con- gregational church at Col- lingwood Avenue. Philip Curtis Nash, president of Toledo University, will speak on There will never be another World War. An impressive can- dle lighting ceremony depicting World Friendship is to be held at that time. Representatives of the Inter- national club attending this program are Sharon Leibovitz and Helen Swaya. Powder And Paint Players Hold Their Initial Meeting Powder and Paint Players is the name which the members of the Sophomore Dramatic club chose Tuesday, November 7. This is the first regular meeting of the newly organized club at which Morris Rappaport pre- sided. Furthur actions and plans of the group were postponed due to the absence of the adviser, Miss Dorothy Warner. E AVIATION SOCIETY AND PLEDGES MEET Club Sees Movie Of Akron In Regular Meeting Last Tuesday Members of the Aviation club viewed a two reel motion picture, The Story of the Airshipf' and a one reel film, The U. S. S. Ak- ron, at the regular club meeting last Tuesday in .room 307. The two reel film showed the various types of aircraftg the construction, christening, a n d mechanical workings of the U. S. S. Akron were depicted in the other pic- ture. Twenty-two pledges who were present were Earl Clifton, Karl Werling, Bob Coutare, J oe Myer, Karl Koella, Leo J ablonski, John Kaweski, Leo Zychowicz, Jack Bruhl, Ernest Barnhart, Clyde Loofgourrow, Edwin Zbyszko, John Ford, Frank Urban, John Zaenger, Melvin, Teall, Carl Gil- gallon, Alvin Topczewski, Alfred Parkinger, and Herbert Dewey.- Lawrence Nuber is adviser of the club, and Clyde Van Tassel operated the motion picture ma- chine at the meeting. Youngstown Game Oiers Opportunity For Guessing After a week's rest, the Tattler continues its score guessing con- test. Woodward's next opponent is Youngstown Campbell Memo- rial, who will play here Novem- ber 11. This team should offer some real competition as they are a tough, aggressive club and have had a successful season. Bevan's squad have used their free week to iron out some of their faults and should play the best game of their current season. Considering this, iill inthe fol- lowing coupon and drop it in the box in front of room 122 before 3:00 today, and the lucky guesser will receive a ticket to our only remaining game, the Central tilt, to be played November 28. Name ............ ............ ............ ...... . . Youngstown ........ ..... Woodward ........,.. ..... Home Room. ............ . .... . ..,... ....... . .. . German Club Will Sponsor European Talking Picture On Monday, November 27, third and fourth hours, the Ger- man club will present AWaltz by Strauss, the second talking pic- ture of the year to be shown in the auditorium. This picture produced in Berlin and Vienna, depicts the life of the composer, Strauss. Dialogue is in English while the songs by Strauss are in German. This picture has been secured through the efforts of Miss Anne G. Wetterman, Ger- man club adviser. Money taken in from this movie is to be turned into office fund, to be used at the discretion of Charles La Rue, principal. Admission will be ten cents. 7 FOREIGN LAN' GREETID- .L-i Salutations Of F Tongues Are In Lesso- There is a certain about foreign words study. And it's al have a couple han wish to be impress' you increase your we are publishin forms of address in languages taught in today. In English we say The German greets cheery Guten Tagf man says B o nj 01 Spanish murmur: Dias. Salute said Latin. Other ways of sayi are well known. The 1 well Auf Weiderselr glorified in song. ' the Frenchman optic Till we meet again. iard bids Adios, an parted with the wore VVhen asking one greetings, we say, do? The German Gehts? Comment solicitously inquires man. La Senora Espa Como estan uds'? l would ask Quo moi 1 Deadline F1 Grace Spaulding Mathie are in chargl chase of the embli Periclean Literary sf Margaret Keeseck committee which is 1 Zetalethean distinct year. She is assisted Mann, Louise Miller, and Delores Haynes. A device for met. which will be used round metal articlf made by one or tw out of each of Joy l general shop classes Ruth Ramlbwl will Town Hall series, as a tive of Woodward, S Committees Of Girl Club Chosen For Committees for the have been selected bg W club. Jean Cliftc social committee and by Lucie Stipes, Virgi' and Margaret Keefer Means committee, of Slavin. is chairman, v care of by Leona Ru Lucille Phillips, and lor. Mary Ellen Du the program group Kreft, Mary McDon aldine Ludwikoski a . ' Constantly, Consistently Constructivev g15.,,:,.,5:, 4, Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, November 17, 1933 No. 7 NURSE ADDRESSES DRAMATIC SOCIETY SEVEN STUDENTS ZETALETHEANS TO FRE SHMEN GIRLS Questions Regarding Health Answered At Meeting In Auditorium ' You cannot have beauty with- out health, was the statement made by Miss Hazel Coy, head of the nursing department, at the meeting ofthe freshmen girls last Monday beginning the series of lectures which shewill give each month in the auditorium on per- sonal hygiene and health. At this first meeting, the girls submitted questions on health matters, which puzzled them. These questions are to be the subjects of the discussions held in the future. Miss Coy addressed the group, explaining the purpose of the health rules of school life. The object in having the talks is to give the first year girls a con- tact with the home nursing de- partment, which ordinarily they would not receive until they were juniors and seniors. Also, it is an effort to keep the girls concious of health- habits throughout their school life. Principal Purchases Greater faith hath no man than this. The depression's over, furthermore, I've got faith in the school board, said Principal Charles C. La Rue as he casually purchased the glistening, black 1934 Stude- baker in which he appeared at school Wednesday. The awe-inspiring vehicle set all Woodward agog as it rolled regally up the drive, and at its appearance other auto- mobiles parked in the vicinity suddenly stared, jealously gasped, and faded insipidly into utter oblivion. I- Greater faith hath no man than this. A Quack Duck Do you wan'na buy a duck? S. B. Crouse has one to sell. It was given to him by one of his pupils who became ambitious and went wild-duck hunting. It was done up in a very attractive package with legs, head, and tail sticking out. When opened, a very neat pile of sawdust was displayed. Books Of Hobbies Exhibited In keeping with National Book Week, a collection of books de- picting various hobbies occupied a prominent place in the library. Books representing adventure, dogs, travel.. and stamp collec- tions were displayed by Miss Stella Sawtelle, librarian. IS PREPARING PLAY Little Theatre Guild Selects Cast For Production On Wednesday Courtship of Miles Standish has been chosen as the next presentation of the Little Theatre Guild and was cast by Miss Dorothy Kellogg, adviser of the club. Parts will be enacted by Meyer Davis as Miles Standish, Pauline Wilson as Priscilla, Dorothy Crider as Dame Hadley, and James Moll as John Alden. Jane Staiger and Ruth Kamin- sky will give an introductory presentation. Stage managers for this play are Jack Worshtil and Melvin Lechlak. Alvina Pies- iewicz is in charge of make-up while Helen Binkowski will man- age costuming. Prompters and understudies are Mary Kowalski and Adele Nassar. All of the literary societies will be invited to witness the production which is to he given Wednesday at 2:30 in the audit- orium at the regular meeting of the Little Theatre Guild. Thirty-seven Zets Receive Suede Jackets This Year Green suede jackets with a grey felt Z were chosen as the Zetalethean literary society dis- tinctions for the coming year. 37 girls are the owers of these Cossack style jackets. ATTEND LECTURE Miss Hazelton's Pupils Hear Dr. G. Myers Speak Wednesday. Naomi Hale, Adele Nassar, Dorothy Corthell, Vera Zipfel, Leah Timm, Juanita Mitchell and Lura Ott from Miss Hazel: tonis family relationship and child care classes attended a lecture last Wednesday given by Dr. Garry C. Myers in the La Salle and Koch's auditorium, This speaker, sponsored by the Blade, is conducting a parent child institute ina series of six lectures. Child displays give practical support to the discussions. Sug- gestions for children's toys in various groups from the period of infancy until the child becomes ten years of age are exhibited, as well as books which have an or- ganized place in the child's well- rounded development. The pupils who attended the Wednesday lectures gave reports to those who were unable to attend. Artists Draw Picture Selves In Art Klan Inititation Thirty two pledges were taken into the Art Klan at the formal and informal initiation held last Friday after school. STUDENTS HEAR FAMOUS LECTURERS fEditors note--This is a resume of the lectures of the Town Hall Series and Saturday Night Open Forum as reported by Woodward representatives. Anita Eurenius attended the Town Hall and Alvina Piesiewicz and Gertrude Pazar- zychi attended the Open Forum.J Drew Pearson, newspaperman and lecturer, selected as the sub- ject of his talk in the Town Hall Series, Washington Merry-Go- Round. After discussing at length the personalities and political pol- icies of the members of Presi- dent Roosevelt's cabinet, Mr. Pearson stated that the two rea- sons for the failure of the world Economic Conference were the clash of policies, referring to the stabilization of the dollar, and the clash of personalities, mean- ing Secretary of State Hull and Professor Moley. In his discussion of the N. R. A., Mr. Pearson told of the three most difficult problems that have been encounteredg namely, speeding up of industries during summer to create a surplus, the gap between capital and labor, and the gap between industrial prices and agricultural prices. Mr. Pearson described Presi- dent Roosevelt as a man who knows where he is going. France doesn't want war, France wants peace, quoted Countess E. DeGramont in her talk on France and America After Fifteen Years. Going on, the Countess said that the people of her country ad- mired the Americans greatly for their civic virtue, human feelings, and their great generosity. Ac- cording to the countess, the war debt question is a huge misun- derstanding. i'Because the elec- tors are peasants in France,.they fail to realize that the United States is going through a depres- sion, was the explanation which was given for the statement above. Referring to the League of Nations, this personage said that it must go on because it has ac- complished much in preventing three wars. The Countess was exceedingly anxious to obtain the goodwillfof the people and declared that with America behind her, France would be secure. CONDUCT PROGRAM Society Has Secured Waite Hi Coach To Speak At Next Assembly Pep meeting for the Central- Woodward game, the last of the season, will be held Thursday, November 23, during the assem- bly period. Zetalethean literary s o ci e t y, sponsor of the program, has se- cured Don McCallister, Waite high coach, as guest s p e a k e r . Ruth Ramlow, president of the club, will be mist ress of cere monies. - The Game, a one act skit, will be prsented in which a mock foot- ball game will be played. Mem- bers of the club and varsity foot- ball players will take part in the playlet. Musical part of the pro- gram will consist of the school orchestra and college songs, taught by Miss Dorothy Warner. Betty Kasally is head of the committee in charge and is as- sisted by Lucy Stipes and Jean Clifton. Miss Edith Murphy, ad- viser ofthe society, is supervising the production. German Club Movie Shows Life Of Famous Composers German club, advised by Miss A.Wetterman, will sponsor the showing of A Waltz by Strauss, Monday, November 27, in the auditorium, third and fourth hours. This picture is aromantic story of the Waltz kingspthe Strauss's ofthe past century. The older Johann Strauss tries to prevent his son from being a musician, but the boy follows his own destiny and eclipses the waltz fame of his father. It moves from waltz to waltz as father and son compose their melodies in the midst of poverty and dis- appointment, and finally success- ful, go on to triumphs in royal courts of the czars. The end of the story finds the younger Johann playing his Blue Dan- ube for his dying father. French Club Members Take Part In Sketch At Meeting Members of the French I classes presented a short skit for the regular French club meet- ing which was held in room 341 conference hour, Nov. -15. Those taking part were: Marjorie Cor- thell, Margaret Smith, Eva Arno- vitz, Aaron Novicki and Nathan Schwartz. Scenes from the i'Bourgeois Gentilehommeu were also presented by Rita McCarty, Helen Swaya, Jane Mack, Philip Weiss and James Shemas. THE WOODWARDETATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 55.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. 50101491 K' x mmm -X X5 ' TATTLER STAFF .Charles Klinksick Business Manager ,,....,.......,......... Arthur Berkowitz Sam Schall Donald Dietsch Sharon Leibovitz Cora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener Feature Editor ....................... ..............,.... J ames M011 Assistant Feature Editor ............ Editor-in-Chlef ....------------------------- Circulation Managers .............. News Editors .........---.----- ------- 5 J ..........Helen Swaya Alvinia Piesiewicz Henry Nickpor Robert Ridenour Sports Editors ................ ...... Club Editors ........ ....... f Xifgigijrifghuster Exchange Editor ..... ..................... E tllel Dull Display Editor ...,....,....,........................ Virginia Mann Make-up .,,..,.,...,.,...,........................ Chester Matuszak Pressman ,,,,,A.,,,,,,,,.,,,,...,.,............ Edward Jankowski Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph ' Worshtil. M. M l J D , - iss arie . oering Faculty Advisers .......... Laugh M Ontg omery THE TATTLER'S WOODWARD PROGRAM Firm Establishment of a S t u d e n t Council. - Every Student Possible on an Intra- mural Team. More Frequent Educational Assemblies. Facts And Bottles HOUGHTLESSN ESS, carelessness, and laziness are three characteristics found among every large group of students. This is the only logical explanation we can find for the fact that at the end of sixth hour every day the beauty of the halls is marred by unsightly paper and milk bottles. Each available niche and window sill is utilized as a store-room for lunch wrappers and milk straws. If each diner were spurred by a little ambition, and stirred by thought he would deposit the remains of his lunch as carefully as he disposes of the meal itself. Milk bottles have a place in the worldg see if you can properly find it. Progress OW that the elections and organization of the Student Assembly, Court, and Council have been concluded, let us seek results from these groups, though not by awaiting action but though cooperation. As students we must expect strict enforce- ment ofthe Council's ordinances through the hall patrol force and the Student Court, and ourselves gladly comply with them. May it be that the members of the Student Assembly and Council will not work with selfish interests in mind, and that the Student Court may render just and un- biased judgements in its work. 'A Good Beginning OODWARD is grateful to Miss Mc- Donough and the social science classes which have started the program of edu? cational mass meetings this year. The anni- versary celebration pleased the student body, and we desire to have many more such assemblies in the future. OF'NO He is not blessed who meets with Pola Bear, for he shall not rise again, says Justa- freshman. Therefore, if you want to get the goods on your nearest rival, patronize Pola. But again I beseech you to curb your impa- tience, and you shall be awarded. Dear Pola: A certain brown-eyed Sophomore would like to know how she may meet the Captain of our football team? Just Another Sophomore. I Dear Sophy, When you see a big HW with a handsome boy under it, you Malaska'n introduction. Catch? Pola. Dear CKnow AID, Baer: , Why is Harold Schnabel always in Miss Tippett's room after schools? From A. Nother One. Dear Not, To err is human. Briefly Pola. Pola Baerg Can you tell me where the phrase Where's Elmer? originated? , Cure E. Ous. My dear Cur, - Walt Winchell, my one and only competitor, declares that the answer is that Woodward teachers started it by calling for short Elmer Shortt. i Pola Baer. Mary Louise McDowell is constantly ask- ing when her name is going to be in the Tattler. O.K. Mary Louise Mc Dowell here it is twice. Imagine Violet Scheckler's surprise when her lunch turned out to be a bundle of wooden blocks! S if 8 AROI' ND THE CORNER Elaine and Eleanor Seiler, Woodward's new freshman twins, are still getting a big kick out of trading identities to catch their friends--Did you know there is a smaller edition of Vincent Kelly this year? Quinton Kelly is the name and of course he's a sopho- more. --Charles Stewart and Leon Phifer at- tempted a few dances at the French club initiation. Or wasn't it dancing, Jean Mathie? --Was Earl Sommers surprised when he corked up some hydrogen in C. E. Staneart's 6th hour chemistry class, and shot Jack Bustow in the back with the cork. In a week or so, Along with the snow, Thanksgiving day will come. Tummies will ache With turkey and cake ' But everyone will have some fun. 3 fl 1 WHO'S WHO--- Hm-m-m looks like somebody familiar coming down the hall. I would guess she is about iive foot six. The sun is shining on her brown hair, and as she approaches her brown eyes twinkle wickedly. This letter girl is an officer of the Girls' Athletic league, and the senior class, and is an honor student. Surely after this leading information you must know her. You don't? Well, just listen to her giggle. I'll let you wait until next week and then give you her name. Club Chats Fasces club, one of Woodward's oldest student societies, was organized in 1922 as Woodward Latin club for the purpose of familiarizing Latin students with Roman life and to further the learning of Roman customs. Fasces are bundles of rods carried as a sign of authority before the higher Roman magistrates, they also symbolize the power of life and death. Duce Mussolini's Ital- ian Fascist party takes its name from this Latin word and stands for power. This dictator has often expressed his desire to to be a second Caesar. When first organized, the Latin Club's entire membership consisted of six mem- bers, from which Chalfant Allam, promi- nent in Woodward work, was chosen first president. The club's treasurer, Elinor Pyle, later went to Soviet Russia, married the writer, Lunacharsky, whose father was commissar of education during the Russian revolution and that country's present am- bassador to Spain. Among the activities of the organization, one of the most outstanding was the presentation of the historical movies, Jul- ius Caesar and Last days of Pompeii produced by George Kline of New York. This year's officers are Ruth Ramlow, president, Charles Stewart, vice-president, Paul Trepinski, treasurer, Ethel Dull secretaryg Leon Phifer, sergeant-at-arms, and Molly Meerkreb, reporter. The colors of the club are orange and black. Howard Phipps has been adviser of the fasces club since the society's organization eleven years ago. 3 Words To The Wise I am almost afraid to give you any more words because by this time you're about ready to hop on my neck everytime one of my pronounciations seems wrong to you. However, here's a warning to Woodward gallants. Never, never call your girl friend chic because she'll think you're insulting her fthe correct pronounciation is sheekl. Don't say, Be nonchalant, light some cigarette, because it won't go over unless you say nonshalant. The daring young man on the flying trapeze, in one of the latest songs, is an a-e-rial performer. Sultans are very harsh to adventurers who don't call them sooltahns. So don't forget! Boy scouts make tournikets, and cowboys ridekeyoeses Knot kayusesl. Shakespeare's witches use kol-drons. A noted Polish- French composer was shopan tChopinl. Even science will take notice when you pronounce lever correctly as leever and naphtha as naftha. And now I leave you no wiser by ten words. Flashes From Friends A special marriage course is being spon- sored by the sociology department at Ohio Wesleyan University. Different prominent men are asked to talk on various subjects relating to this topic.---Ohio WVesleyan Transcript, Delaware, Ohio. We Bane Tell You Clark Gable 'ears a lot and Jimmie Durante nose a lot but it still remains a fact that Greta Garbo is the feet-ured player in the movies.---East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. THE WOODWARD TATTLER YOUNGSTOWN HIGH DeVILBISS DEFEATS . ., ,. ..,. . ,A I LOVER OF SPORTS TIES POLAR BEARS LIGHTWEIGHT TEAM J jg TAUGHT SCIENCE Teams Hold Each Other To Tigers Capture Fourteen 1 1 Q , X l 6 Points, Novak Goes Points And Hold Cubs i ' ' with ef- St?' 'L Over For Bears. Two teams, Woodward and Campbell Memorial high from Youngstown, battled on even terms with each waiting for a break to score last Saturday. The result was a 6-6 tie. Ben Malaska, captain and quart. erback,was chosen to kick for the Bears in the first quarter. Spinner plays and line plunges were stop- ped by Memorial gridders, and both teams punted as running plays failed to gain yardage. The quarter ended with the ball in Campbell's possesssion on the Bear 44 yard line. With Vrable, Gooch and Com- isi pecking at the Bear forward line,the ball was carried to the Woodward 32 yard stripe where Misho was again called out of his end position to punt. Three Woodward men broke thru, Stan Nowak,huge tackle, blocking the punt and picking it up on the visitors 36 and jaunting the final distance for a score. Malaska fail- ed to convert the extra point from placement. The other serious threat the Bevanites made was in the third Canto when a 35 yard pass from Corthell to Boyd was ruled com- plete on the visitors' 6 yard stripe. Plunges by Boyd and Corthell brought the pigskin to the 2 yard line where Woodward backs fail- ed to put it over. With one and a half minutes decided to go to the air Turschak to play, the Memorial quarterback completed three bullet - like heaves to Comisia, Sirak, andVra- ble whichbrought the oval to the 1 yard stripe. Vrable went over, but failed to annex the extra point on a line buck at center. - Penalties, inflicted on the visit- ing team for holding and arguing with officials,slowed the tilt con- siderably. Girls' Hit-Pin Schedule Due to the decoration of the girls' gym for the Athletic league dance, which will be held Friday, Nov. 24, no gym classes will meet on this day, and no intra-mural game will be played. The schedule for the week of November 20 through the 23 is: Monday: Cubs Fasces Boosters Mickey Mouse N. R. A. Royals , Sophomore 2 Juniors Tuesday: Inter-club Peris Zets Polar Bears Fasces Inter-Circle Peris Mickey Mouse Wednesday: N. R. A. Fasces Boosters Polar Bears Peris Mickey Mouse Thursday: Freshman 2 Sophomore 3 Boosters Zeta N. R. A. Inter-Circle Freshman 1 Freshman 5- With No Score Outweighed considerably, Coach Ben Pencheffs inexperi- enced Polar Bear Cubs dropped a 14-0 decision to the DeVilbiss se- conds in a tilt which was slowed up due to intense cold weather and the bad condition of the Upton Avenue field last Friday. The only serious threat that the Bear Cubs made for score was in the first quarter when Sieloff, Woodward end, recovered a par- tially blocked Tiger punt on the DeVilbiss 16. With Chopinski and Bishop carrying the brunt of the Bear attack, the pigskin was toted to the 8 yard line, where the Bears lost the ball on downs. The Tiger seconds took advan- tage of a Bear fumble on the Woodward 20 and after a first down and two line plunges car- ried the ball to the 6, where Webber plowed thru center for the first score. Gee converted the extra point by dropkicking the ball thru the uprights. The other Tiger score was made by Gee on a delayed line buck. Gee drop- kicked the extra point. For Woodward, Bishop, B. N ickpor, Ace Keller, and Daw- son starred defensively .Gee and Webber carried the Tiger colors offensively. Gym Classes Active With Indoor Tests And Sports Due to cold and damp weather which will not allow the boys' gym classes to c o n ti n u e their out-of-door sports, the c l a s s e s under the supervision of Homer Hanham and Art Smith, gym in- structors, have s t a r t e d their winter work. The freshman and sophomore classes have started their gym tests, which will keep them busy, while the juniors and seniors are learning the art of volley ball, which they will c o n ti n u e for three W e e k s, when they will start on basketball. ' Woodward Girls Perform For Week At World's Fair An interesting week was spent by Sophie Marynski and Adeline Ostrowski at the World's Fair. Drilling in Soldiers' F i e l d in natty uniforms, they took part in one of the many amusements afforded the avid vacationist While not participating in drills or races, they took sight seeing strolls about the Fair and the streets of Chicago. The Falcon club financed the girls' trip and paid them for their performances at the Cen- tury of Progress Exposition. Classes Learn Volley Ball Members of Homer I-Ianham's and Art Smith's gym classes are being taught how to play volley ball during their periods in the Sym- This week the Bevanites will have an open date due to the cancellation of the Howe Mili- tary tilt by the Indiana school which has closed its schedule making the Central team the only one remaining on the current grid schedule. And then assistant coach Art Smith comes out with the latest gag about black eyes. Smith claims he bumped into a football player while officiating. CBut we'll stick to the old door in the darkj. When Stan Nowak blocked and converted a punt for a touchdown last week it reminded many of the Spectators of the Thanksgiving day tilt with Libbey when Kraft blocked and carried the oval over the goal line for the only score. Soon after the Central game Woodward cagers will be practic- ing for the coming season. A very hard schedule will be in store for the Bear quintets. All city teams will be met twice on a home and home basis. This should provide court followers with quite a bit of entertainment. U l I: Due to heavy fallen snow, the game between the Senior I-li-Y and Quill and Dagger has been postponed to Tuesday. The Hi-Y boys, ,coached by R. K. Sheline, have the Genoa system down pat and will be out to give the Q Ducks a little entertaintment. Connie Clark is coaching the ccQ.D9s's: City Standings Waite holds undisputed first place in the interscholastic race for the city football champion- ship, with three wins and no de- feats. Scott and DeVilbiss are tied for second place, while Lib- bey and Woodward stand dead- locked over fourth place. Central Catholic brings up the rear with one victory and three defeats. T W. L. . PCT. Waite 3 0 0 1.000 De Vilbiss 2 2 0 .500 Scott 2 2 0 .500 Woodward 1 2 0 .333 Libbey 1 2 0 .333 Central 1 3 0 .250 Correct Score ,Submitted In Wide Range Of Guesses Big scores, medium scores, and a few small scores, largely in favor of Woodward were entered last week in the Tattler score guessing contest. Milton Kim- melman was the only one to guess the correct score, thus win- ningafree ticket to the Central game to be played at Scott stadi- ,um next week. Miss McClure Miss Catherine McClure, gym instructress, is starting her sixth year at Woodward. This teacher is a graduate of Waite high, and Dennison University. She was a student for one summer at the University of Wisconsin and T. U. Strange-but true - Miss Mc- Clure taught Social Science at Lake Township. Her love for sports is not limited to just one, for she's just 'crazy' about any sport. Miss McClure is an author- ity on basketball, as she once coached a girls' basketball team. Thrown For A Loss Next year, the Polar Bears should meet Scott, DeVilbiss, Central, and Libbey on the Woodward gridiron, that is, unless money plans interfere. Inpthe past, Woodward teams were forced to play on oppo- nents' fields for the sole pur- pose of making money. From all aspects the Bevanites will, next year, have the best squad to ever represent Woodward, and all the city teams, with the exception of one, are due to play here. Strange fields are difficult to play on, and many a great team is unheard of because it has lost games on a strange lot. The following of Polar Bear team has not been represent- ing the new school, simply because neighborhood f a n s haven't been treated to a pen- nant. Next year, with the pros- pect of a winner and all the major games here, the interest of the North Enders will be created. Again, our plea is, For the good of future ath- letics at Woodward, play the city teams that are scheduled here on our own Held. Cubs To Oppose Scott This Afternoon On Home Ground Coach Pencheff will send a re- vised lineup against the strong Scott team this afternoon at 2:30 on the Woodward gridiron. Al- though defeated in previous starts, the Cubs have shown much improvement in late games. In the backfield the following are probable starters: Wiess will call signals at quarter, Worming- ton and Bishop at halves, with Chopcinski rounding out the backfield at full. On the line Pen- cheff will probably start Zieloff and Dawson at ends, Moll and Sahadi at the tackle berths, and Nichpor and Fielder at the guard posititions. Keller will handle the center of the line. THE WOODWARD TATTLER TEACHERS DRIVE TO KENTUCKY REGIONS Miss Cronk, Miss Woodrich, And Miss Tippett See Mountain Folk - Miss L. Tippett, Miss R. Wood- rich, and Miss G. Cronk drove into the mountainous state of Kentucky after attending the Southwestern Teachers' meeting at Cincinnati, October 27 and 28. In relating their experiences, Miss Tippett said that she was greatly impressed by a moun- taineer girl who came up to the three clean and well dressed women to ask if they were for- eign nurses. Nurses are about the only outside persons with whom these puzzled people come in contact. At a mountain village, where the visitors had luncheon, there were one hundred mules tied to posts around the restaurant, be- cause the political citizens had come into town for a Republican rally. So primitive are these peo- ple that rival families still partake in feuds. Miss Tippett mentioned Berea college which she and her com- panions visited. Only the mount- aineer children are allowed to attend. Besides their academic studies, the students are required to do twelve hours of handiwork, such as weaving and spinning. The pronts from the articles sold help to support the school. These Wide-eyed curious folk from the mountains are just like a people from a foreign country, so primitive are they in their ways of doing work. WOODWARD ALMANAC FOR WEEK OF NOV. 13. 1925--Miss Florence Lieberman wins crown and title of Woodward's most popular girl. 1928---Pupils borrow two cents weekly because the Tattlers are out. 1930---Girls' Athletic league en- tertained sister athletes from other schools. 1932---Seniors' annual Get-to- gether party called The Jolly Hick party held in girls' gym. 1933--- His Majesty the Queen a two act drama was given by The Little Theatre Guild. Future Chefs Add To List Of Food Preparations Daily Miss B. Hazelton's and Miss A. Abair's boys' cooking classes have been making delicacies in the time spent in their respec- tive rooms. So far this year they have made oodles of appetizing viands such as coffee cake, canned toma- toes, candied, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, cabbage and tomatoe sauce, spinach, potato chowder, and many different salads. . I MINUTELINTERVIEWS I Miss Mabel Rutan a pleasant talk with a pleasant teacher, the Interviewer gleaned the fact that teaching has played an outstanding part in the life of Miss Mabel Rutan, history teacher. Before coming to Woodward, Miss Rutan was head of the his- tory department at Kankakee, Illinois, where she also taught mathematics. Besides the school mentioned, Miss Rutan taught in schools in Minnesota, Wiscon- sin, and Montana, trying to bring in different methods of teaching and also experimenting with a contract system of grading the pupils. Miss Rutan received her B. A. at Minnesota U. and her M. A. at the University of Chicago. At- tending summer school at Co- lumbia is one of Miss Rutan's pastimes during the Warm months. Traveling, reading books on problems of the time, and attend- ing good lectures are Miss Rutan's favorite hobbies. If I had the money and time, I would attend a lecture every night, were Miss Rutan's closing words. TEAM PERCENTAGES Following are the standings of the girls' intra-mural squads. Inter-class standings: L From W. . Pct- Freshmen I 6 2 .750 Freshmen III 5 3 .625 Freshmen II 3 3 .500 Freshmen V 2 5 .280 Freshmen IV 1 8 .125 Sophomores I 5 3 .625 Sophomores II 0 8 .000 Juniors 7 0 1.000 Seniors 4 6 .333 In the inter-club leagues, W. L. Pct. Boosters 7 0 l.000 Zetaletheans 7 0 1.000 Polar Bears 7 0 1.000 Royals 4 2 .677 Mickey Mouse 3 3 .50f' Cubs 3 5 .372 N.R.A. 2 4 .383 Cardinals 2 4 .333 Inter-Circle 2 5 .280 Pericleans . Fasces French Buddies Homer Hanham Begins Try- Outs For Basketball Teams Basketball practice for candi- dates trying out for lightweight and freshmen teams was started last Wednesday after school in the boys' gym,under the super- vision of Homer Hanham, light- weight basketball coach. Varsity practice Will start after the Woodward-Central grid bat- t e. 260 .142 .000 1 3 1 6 0 4 STUDENTS TEACH DRAMATICAL ARTS Classes Meet After School To Learn Phases Of Dramatics Stagecraft, pantomime and dic- tion, make-up, and acting, the after school classes of the Little Theatre Guild scheduled for each Tuesday are taught by students. Louis Barrie has charge of the first class of stagecraft, in which the use of scenery, various props, and lighting effects are taught. Pantomime and voice taking up the use of body and voice in dra- matic self expression is taught by James Moll. Discussions on straight and character make-up are led by Jane Staiger. The class in acting under Mollie Rubin takes up stage terminology, di- rection of plays, and acting tech- nique. Stage and School by Katherine Ommanney is the name of the text used by all classes. Room 322 is the office of the Little Theatre Guild in which a schedule of these classes and a chart of rehearsals for plays al- ready cast is posted. James Moll, president, and Miss Dorothy Kellogg, adviser, together with the associate mem- bers have set November 17 as the close of the membership cam- paign for this semester. Athletic Board Will Treat Bears To Ann Arbor Game Twenty-four members of the varsity football squad will be guests of the Athletic board at the Minnesota-Michigan game, which will be held tomorrow at 2:30 P.M. in the Michigan bowl at Ann Arbor. The trip will be made by auto- mobileswith the following faculty members, Coach Bevan, Vernon Alberstett, L. C. Clark, Clyde Meek, and W. F. Rohr. Woodward Graduates Are Given Parts In T. U. Play Two former Woodward stu' dents, Arthur Kaminsky and Mar' vin Trattner, have been selected to play the parts Porter and Angus in Macbeth to be given February 22 and 23 at the Uni- versity of Toledo. These ex-Woodward boys were members of the Senior Dramatic society under Miss Dorothy War- ner. Periclean Members Are To Make Silk Dresses And Hats Blue and yellow hats and dress- es of silk crepe have been chosen by members of the Periclean Lit- erary society for their distinctions for this year. Grace Spaulding and Jean Mathie were the committee in charge of selecting a pattern for the garments which will be made by the members themselves. FUTURE MEMBERS OF CLUBS SUFFER Seniors And Freshmen Take The Count Together At Parties OW my head, oh what is that awful pain in my internal re- gions? is the cry of more than one club pledge during the two weeks set aside for initiations. Many a conceited sophmore's swelled head has been reduced to a smaller diameter. The junior's know it all aspect seemed to desert him when he became sub- ject to the torture old members delight in giving to the new pledges. For instance Edward Betts doesn't know how long it has been since the last time he warmed a chair. Jean Mathie and Frances Dunn prefer to have such mixtures as iiour and water as far away from their faces as possible. Eugene Zythus is still trying to find out what was in that concoction giv- en him that was supposed to be coffee. Philip Weiss took one initi- ation so gamely that it took him a half hour to walk from the street car line to his home Ca dis- tance of one blockl. The last cam- el that broke the straw's back came when Ruth Devlin was fed raw cornmeal. Mary Jane Barnes, Thelma Kehrer, and Helen Abood had a pleasant time crawling among broken egg shells and boiled macaroni with cotton on their chins and noses. Richard Joseph, Alma Wolz- niak, Louis Barrie, Alice Farris , and Frederick Holtfreter went thru a Roman death and entered Hades at a certain initiation. Don't despair, pledges, this won't last for long. Next year will be your turn. Visitors' Day At Wooster Is Tomorrowg Game Is Free Tomorrow the Wooster college athletic association will hold its fourth annnal High school Visi- tor's Day. All high school stu- dents attending will be guests at the Wooster-Dennison football game, after which refreshments will be served to all visitors. Adults transporting students may see the game for half price. All students intending to go should see Principal C. C. LaRue in order to make arrangements for tickets. - League Names Committees In Charge Of Dance Nov. 24 Girls' Athletic League has cho- sen its committees for the dance, Gobblers' Wobblef' which will be held November 24. Alvina Piesiewicz is in charge with the following assistants: Geraldine Ludwikowski, orches- tra, Alice Kalinowski, decoration, Alice Kreft, refreshmentsg Leona Ruth Wielinski, publicity and ticketsg and Gertrude Anselm, entertainment. 4 ooo RD T NZPTLER Constantly, Consistently Construct' V01 VI Toledo, ohio, November 24, 1933 No. s I ' ' . - COMMITTEES FOR U SENIORS ARE NAMED Cabinet Together With Class Deans Make Choice ' Of Members The following committees have been appointed by the senior class officers and advisers to lead the graduating class's social events. Prom: Don MacFerren, chair- man, Ethel Dull, Alvin Sanger, Marian Kerwin, lsadore Reichlin, Florence Schindler, and Vivian Wells. Program: Rita McCarty, chair- man, Henry Nichpor, Margaret Keifer, Jean Clifton, Willard Bonham, Anita Eurenius, and Ralph Boyd. Play: Carl Dority, chairman, Grace Spaulding, Robert Klein- hans, Alvina Piesiewicz, Philip Moore, Virginia Zitz, and Frank Siadak. Banquet: Mae Mc K n i g h t , chairman, Leon Phifer, Meyer Novick, Louise Miller, 'R u s s e ll Shugarman, Jane Mack, and Har- vella Bentley. Picnic: Mary Jane Veller, chair- man, Dan Slawski, Margaret Kee- seecker, Helen Binkowski, and Paul Trepinski. Graduation: Alice Gregorek, chairman, Ralph Nopper, Alice Henzler, William King, Stanley Mackowiak, Catherine Trepinski, and Willis Zipfel. Social: Charles Stewart, chair- man, Lucille Anton, George Carr, Ted Pirucki, Arthur Berkowitz, Alice Gertz, and Jane Kranz. Miss Rutan Teaches History Classes Meeting Procedure Miss Mabel Rutan's history classes have been studying parlia- mentary law during the past week from the textbook, Robert's Parlimentary Practice. The rules of organization and proper steps in making motions have been stressed. Each student has a part in a model meeting, in which the chairman and secre- tary are elected, and the business meeting progresses with motions being made and debated upon. This is an eifort to make students better citizens as well as to teach the fundamentals of parliament- ary law. Two Council Members And Adviser At Parkland School George Margy and Mary Jane McDonald, members of the Woodward student council, with Vernon Alberstett, adviser, at- tended a meeting of the student council at Parkland school dur- ing third hour today. The Wood- ward representatives were asked to supervise the installation of oiflcers in the council there. CAST SELECTED FOR FIRST OPPERETTA Richard Pease And Cecelia Rakowski Are Given Leading Parts The cast of the comic operetta, Betty Lou, the Dream Girl, which is to be presented in the near fu- ture by the Glee club, has been chosen by Clarence Ball, director of this organization. , Cecelia Rakowski, as Betty Lou, will play opposite Richard Pease, who has the part of Robert Sherwood, a shy young man. The step-mother of Betty Lou, Mrs. Anthony Pendleton, will be en- acted by Tilma Roloff. Worthing- ton Brooks, a villain, known as Gentleman Jim will be por- trayed by Frank Siadak. Bab, Jack, and Joe, friends of Betty Lou are Evelyn Bardsley, Alvin Sanger, and Dan Kasprzak respectively. The role oi Annie, a maid in love With Brooks, will be taken by Kathryn Mc Donald, and a friend of the Pendleton family, Mr. Lane isBenKaminsky. Other parts will be announced later. As a result of holding the mem- bership drive until after the pro- duction of His ' Majesty, the Queen, the Little Theatre Guild has acquired fifteen new mem- bers. The complete membership totals 60 students. J UNIORS ANN OUNCE CLASS COMMITTEES Control of Third Year Class Activities Rest With 34 Students Committees which will have charge of the third year students social activities have been ap- pointed by the junior class cabi- net and class advisers as follows: Program: Jane Staiger, chair- man, Marjorie Herzberg, James Shemas, James Sfaelos, Reba Boyd, Vivian Hamilton, and Ben Schall. Play: Wilbert Wagner, chair- man, Joe Komasinski, Justin Hering, Betty Jane Kaslly, Eddie O'Callahan, Sara Green- burg, and Maryellen DuMounte. Social: VirginiaSchuster, chair- man, Mary Ellen Mer tz, Philip Ol- son, Geraldine Ludwikowski, Louis Barrie, Molly Meerkreb, Mary Maverkosj Ring: William Shames, chair- man, Thelma Kehrer, Sharon Lie- bovitz, James Hope, Jack Bustow, and Meyer Davis. J-Hop: Alfred Samborn,chair- man, Dorothy Katz, John Reven- augh, Grant Casey, Helen Hanna, Virginia Stackovvicz, and Dan Kasprzak. M. T. Skinner, director of the Commerce club, announced that this organization will not con- tinue this ear due to the laxit Y Y of the pupils in organizing. . I LECTURERS PREUICT GREAT FUTURES IN U. s. I fEditor's note---This is a resume of the lectures of the Town Hall Series and Saturday Night Open Forum as reported by Woodward representatives. Marie Cochran attended the Town Hall, Grace Spaulding and Ralph Nopper attended the Open Forumj Lloyd C. Douglas, minister and author of The Magnificent Obsession, selected the topic Muddled Maturity as the sub- ject of his lecture Saturday, No' vember 18. Dr. Douglas discussed the cir- cumstances which brought about the birth of the N. R. A., describ- ing this movement as just a pro- logue to the work that is to come. A description of our World and present conditions were summar- ized into the statement, This world has been an old man's world until just recently. Educa- tion, industry, and general cul- ture have been dominated by the mature man, but now the young man has the fioorf' Dr. Douglas' lecture as a whole was a survey of the perplexities of middle age. How far back can you make the past reach? questioned Dr. E. H. Wilkins, president of Ober- lin college as he began his lecture on A Short Past But a Long Future in the Open Form lecture Saturday. Answering his own question, he explained that the average mind when thinking back 1000 years does not think of that time as a reality but merely as pages in a book. How far ahead can you look was his next question. The future is harder to realize, but by strengthening the reality of the past, thoughts of the fu- ture will come naturally, Dr. Wilkins stated. People should not be too alarmed by our present standstill because with the past of civiliza- tion in mind, it is too much to expect a steady upward move- ment. We have a great responsi- bility before us, in planting a seed which will live through the ages. Dr. Wilkins ended his speech with this, National barriers can- not exist in the terms of the fu- ture, and the N .R. A. cannot work Without an I. R. A. Clnter- national Relations Act.J GOBBLERS' WOBBLE TO BE HELD TONIGHT Girls' Athletic League Dance Is At 8 P. M., Turkey Is Door Prize. Pilgrim silhouettes, cornstalks, pumpkins, and gay streamers will lend an autumnal atmos- phere to the girls' gym, to-night, at the Gobblers' Wobble, given by the Girls' Athletic league. In addition to music provided by Grodi's orchestra for dancing from 8:00 to 11:00, the Dorothy Hawkins dancing school will en- tertain With a floor show. Outstanding event of the eve- ning will be the presenting of a live turkey to the lucky person as a door prize. J . Wesley Pelton will be master of ceremonies. Guests of honor include Mr. and Mrs. C. La Rue, Miss Hazel Rex, Miss Anne Wetterman, Miss Amie Miller, Miss Grace Cronk, Mr. and Mrs. S.B.Crouse, Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Meek, and Mr. and Mrs. P. C. Dunsmore. Chaperons of this aifair are Misses Marie Doering, Adrienne Curtis, Stella Cornwall, Cather- ine McClure, Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Staneart, Roland Bevan, Mr. and Mrs. A. Smith, and Mr. and Mrs. H. Hanham. Alvina Piesiewicz, general chairman, is assisted by the fol- lowing committees: Leona Wie- linski, publicity, Geraldine Lud- wikoski, orchestra, Alice Kreft and Alice Kalinowski, decora- tions, Georgette Lutiiie, checking, and Gertrude Anselm, entertain- ment. . Miss Dorothy M. Warner sent a note of thanks to the Tattler staff and students of Woodward High for their ex- pression of sympathy to her upon the loss of her sister, Elizabeth. . Second Year Art Students 'Displaying Work This Week Creative design is the subject of a display which has been ar- ranged by Miss Anderson for this week. Students of second year art class have prepared drawings and labeled them accordingly, as: Labor, Louis Lupinsky, Hitch- hike and Travel, Albert Francis, Harbor, Raymond Rojck, Indus- try, Bertha Payak, Music, Ruth Dutcher, Astronomy, Junerose Im Oberstag, Travel, Rita Loerke, Art, Leona Dulinski, Deluge, Mar- garet Smith, Wind, Dorothy Ka- subiak, Science, Louis Forman, Storm, Dorothy Arnes, Jazz, GeorgeAssally,Waterfront,Sarah Chandler, Broadway, Catherine Orth, Storm, Chester Laskuwski. O THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the By Mr, LaRue ' ' Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 35.15 Per Semester' 3-03 Single issue' The Periclean Literary Society was found- A gaflgster, S11-BVS, I10I1Cl?a1aT1l5, ed in 1920 under the name of Girls' Liter- QoW5C 0l45 - ' and Smlllng through hls tflal fer ary Society at the Woodward Technical I'f':3L1'M'I7.i'EY0l -wc .. Enufdefi, 15 Suddenly transtmmed High School, with Miss Ernestine Gillespi '0fs5,,5S,,mxNBl ' if 1130 a Slcklyi glbbeflng Weakhllg by acting as adviser. Lucille Rahrag was the it t 9 adverse, Vefdlct of 3 , Jury- Hrst president and Florence Hengel, the it Through pallid and shaking lips he Second. TATTLER STAFF Editol--in-Chief ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,.,..,,, Charles Klinksick Business Manager ........................ Arthur Berkowitz I Sam Schall Circulation Managers .........----. i Donald Dl?'USCl2 LSharon Leibovitz News Edltors ,,,,,,,,,,.,,,.,, ,.,.,... C ora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener Feature Editor .......................... -..------------- J HIIISS M011 Assistant Feature Editor ....................,. Helen Sw-aye Alvinia Piesiewicz Henry Nickpor Robert Ridenour Sports Editors ............... Club Editors .......... ......... Q gifigfrifghustel' Exchange Editor ....... .................. Z .... tllel Dull Display Editor ............... ............... V 1rg1n1a Mann Make-up ........................................., Chester Matuszak Pressman ...................................... Edward Jankowski Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. A - jMiss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advlsers 1 Hugh Montgomery Looking Ahead OMORROW is to mark the conclusion of WoodWard's 1933 football season. As we look back, it has not been a total failure, nor was it a complete success. By. the word success is meant not only the number of games won by the home team, but how much pleasure the season brought to the student body, and how great the athletic board's returns were. Soon all that will be a thing of the past. Another center of interest will loom. Basketball competition will commence. The future blessedly conceals the outcome for Woodward, so that the joyful anticipation and the thoughts of a winning team may be ours. The past has been cast never to be changed, but the future may yet be molded into the shape of happiness. It is everyone's privilege to look forward happily and expectantly. Y Dramatics ISS DOROTHY KELLOGG deserves a large share of praise for her work in producing the plays which are being presented after school hours. This teacher devotes much time after her regular classes to work with the dramatic club. The first efforts of the Little Theatre Guild in the line of after school entertainment were well received. We believe that this method of bringing education to the student is well worth while. Public Courtesy HE school is a public building. The , students who use it should act and respect the school in the same manner in which they manage themselves in the pub- lic libraries. To' race through the corridors and to elbow one's Way to a point of vant- age are not considered to be the best con- duct. Small freshman wriggling up through a group of humanity or a lanky senior ploughing his way up to a lunch counter shows a lack of courtesy and thought. Size grants no such privilege. Respect and be respected. avows his innocence and lays the bl-21116 OH someone else. Quickly recovering himself and remembering that this latter statement will probably be as deadly as the yerdict he refuses to talk further, saying he is no i'rat and that he will not squeal. It is a sickening spectacle. .Sentimental older folk and many youngsters of from fourteen to eighteen will applaud his statement that he will not tell, but is it so laudable after all? How many times we find school boys proud- 13' undergoing punishment rather than tell on their companions in mischief. It is a tradi- tion as old as the race. However, it is a dan- gerous one to foster if youngsters cannot tell where to draw the line between mischief and crime. One who has broken the laws of so- ciety deserves no protection and certainly no loyalty from anyone unless from a compan- ion in crime. We all should have the virtue of loyalty, and above everything else we should be loyal to the best and truest ideals of good citizenshipg but when that loyalty is used as a pretence to screen a criminal it is no longer loyalty, it is cowardice. OFF,N N I WOODWARD PERSONALITIES Roger Schulz ......,......................... Pop Warner George Margy ....... ...,. ................ H u ey Long Cecelia Rakowski ........ ............... R uth Etting Louis Barrie ............. ......... J ohn Barrymore Frances Bell .................................. Greta Garbo Charles Woliinger ............ The Big Bad Wolf Leon Phlfer ................................ Bobby Jones Miss Shaw: Is your report written or oral, Philip? P. Weiss: Typed. fWise boy thatj. F W U and E Some kids hate the letter e because it is the beginning of exams and always in tests. Some others like it because it is never in dutch and forever out of school. And, remarked Ralph Brott, without rising, it is the beginning of ease. I I I Let not Woodward Hold her head in defeat, But fight with courage, With the strength of a Bear. Let her only words be, In victory or defeat, Let them be ever Justice and fair play. Francis Malaska, '37, Y H 7 This happened in Woodward One Girl: Which do you prefer, ancient or modern history? Second Girlie: Future history, then you don't have to study so hard. A new group of Polar Bears made their appearance recently in Miss Cronk's biology room. Mama Guppie, semi-tropical fish, pre- sented the students with several guppie children. I I S The answer to the first Who's Who was Alice Kreft. Look for some more of them. Miss Amie Miller, who taught mathemat- ics, became adviser only temporarily, be- cause the society was started with the in- terest of literature. Miss Florence Curtis then undertook the advisership. Every June the Girls' Literary Society held a debate with the Boys' Literary Society. These arguments aroused much pep in the student body. At their meetings the girls had regular literary programs and those who excelled in this, were permitted to wear lockets, the emblems of the organ- ization. Five years ago the society was invited to become aiiiliated with the Periclean Literary Societies of other high schools. They joined and selected Miss Louise Tippett adviser. The present officers are: Marie Cochran, presidentg Mary Jane Veller, vice-president, Grace Spaulding, secretaryg and Jean Mathie, treasurer. - -:- Flashes From Friends -: Ndt all alike: Although MaeWest is all the rage here co- eds at Tulane University say she is taboo. The women there still believe in stream- line figurestherefore eating salads and fruits and passing up large course dinners. --The Miami Student, Oxford, Ohio. -:- inquiring Reporter -:- Do you think the average student appre- ciates educational programs? This much discussed question has been the chief topic of conversation around the halls the past week. Here are the opinions of a few students and a member of the fac- u ty. There are two classes of students, one which really does appreciate education and the group which seems to think that school is the only place to loaf. If every pupil gave his attention to educational programs, he would be benefited by them and learn to appreciate them. Alice Saba, Freshman. I think that educational programs are good for students, because they develop appreciation for more serious matters. Milton Kimmelman, sophomore. I think the average student appreciates an educational program if it is carefully planned to make it interesting and long dry speeches are eliminated. Alma Lou Skinner, junior. I do not think that the students really appreciate educational programs, therefore we should have more of them so that they will learn to enjoy them. Russell Shugarman, senior. I think that educational programs are one of the best things we can have for the students . I also believe that pupils are beginning to like them, for the attention given to the last program Was quite amaz- ing for so large a group. I think that if nec- essary, we should train public opinion to appreciate educational programs. Miss Louise Tippett, faculty member. THE WOODWARD TATTLER QUILL, DAGGER CLAN WINS CLOSE GAME LeFevre Dashes 85 yards For Winning Counterg Final Score 6-0. With two minutes left to play in the remaining canto, Bob Le Fevre, stellar Q.D. quarterback, covered by two men, acting as interference, swept around his right end to a toucndown, cli- maxing an 85 yard side-line run and leading his team to 6-0 vic- tory over the Senior Hi-Y club. In the first quarter, both teams resorted to line plunging and punting, with Stewart, Hi-Y half back, getting a slight edge on distance over Bill Kapela. The second and third periods found Kapela and Le Fevre sweeping ends for substantial gains for the Quill and Dagger clan while C. Stewart and Phifer made yard- age on spinner plays and de- layed line bucks for the Hi-Y. Both elevens fought on an even basis in the last quarter until the Q.D. quarter called an end run, which was beautifully exe- cuted, with Letke and Dale Oswalt, blocking out possible tacklers, who tried in vain to get at the shifty Le Fevre, who went over the scoring marker for the only score of the game. Le Fevre failed to convert the extra point from placement. For the Q.D's, Letke and Oswald played fine defensive ball, while Kapela and Le Fevre won honors for ball toting. On the Hi-Y line, B Stewart, Dan Kaszprzak, and Kleinhans made vicious tackles. i...-T1-. . Fair Gymnasts Threatened By Activity In Gym Classes Down in the girls' gym you can hear this theme song ringing, The old girls' gym it ain't what it used to be. Since this old nui- sance Athlete's foot has been at large, the girls are made to take off their shoes and stockings in the frantic search for this pest. Josephine Johnson and Vivian Wells wonder if he's been found et. y Florence Shapiro and Helen Ufer can't see why Miss McClure and Miss Cornwell call them set- ting up exercises because they make one feel like lying down Josephine Magnetta is still try- ing to find her waistline after a few moments of using the bars. The last straw was when Miss Cornwell said, There's that Dull girl there, she has a good posture. Q Meaning Ethel JDong! There goes the bell and the girls rush to the shower rooms grate- fully. CYeahJ Chart Made For Girl's Gym Did you ever notice the new percentage chart in the girls' gym? Besides this, O. M. Thomp- son made a chart to keep track of all the points made by the intra-mural teams through out the entire year. POLAR BEAR CUBS TIE SCOTT SECONDS Squad Coached By Pencheff Plays To 0-0 Tie With Scott Seconds Coach Pencheii s Polar Bear clubs outplayed, outgained, but they didn't outsmart in scoring over the Scott team, when the two elevens met last Thrusday, the game resulting in a 0-0 tie. This was the last game on the Woodward lightweight's football schedule. Chopcinski kicked to French, Scott back, who returned the pig- skin to his 37 yard stripe. Holding the Scotters for three downs, Bishop returned French's punt to the Bear 30 yard line. Two line smashes, with Goldie and Chopcinski carrying the oval, brought the ball to the Scotter's 34 yard marker where passes were blocked by the Scott secondary defense. In the second canto, the Bear cubs came into scoring position, when a short lateral pass from Bishop to Goldie gained twenty- seven yards and brought the oval to the seventeen yard line where a long pass over the goal line was incomplete, the Scotters take- ing possession of the ball on the twenty yard stripe. No other serious threats for score were made by either ofthe teams. For Woodward, Bishop and Goldie grabbed the spotlight in the backfield, while Dawson, B. Nickpor, and Ace Keller starred defensively. Seniors Claim Inter-class Pass And Tap Championship The Seniors, led by Everhar- dus Michalak, who passed for five touchdowns to Hiltman, Sz- wader, and Kosydar, defeated the Juniors for the inter-class pass and tap football championship by a 30 to 12 score last Monday. Three of the Senior tallies came in the first canto. For the Juniors, Kubicz, Zielinski, and Bryk starred offensively, while J. Kubicz went well on the de- fense. The winners will be awarded with ribbons. Freshmen And Sophomore Boys Are Taking Gym Tests All this week, freshmen and sophomore boys have been tak- ing tests in their gym classes. Various exercises such as chin- ning the bar, the dips, basket ball dribble, the rope climb, and the high jump show what the boys can do along these lines. Later at the end of the semes- ter, these same tests will be run off again so that the improve- ments made will give instructors Hanham and Smith a basis for grades. ' POLAR BEARS TO STRIKE AGAINST CENTRAL IN CLOSING GRID SEASON Game Is Scheduled For 2:30 Tomorrow At Central Stadium, Each Team Has Won A Single Game And Has Suffered Defeat From Waite t With passing as its chief threat, the Central Catholic contri- bution to the inter-city race will mix with Rollie Bevan's Blue and White Polar Bear gridders on the Central gridiron at 2:30 o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Both grid elevens lost to the Waite squad, with the Centralites penetrating the Indian secondary defense for two touchdowns while the Bevanites failed to score. Coach Rol Bevan will present a formidable lineup against the Irish, with Captain Malaska calling signals at quarter and Crash Davis and MacFarland or Hiltman at halves. Jim Boyd will ' Mcomplete the scoring machine at Marion Jaworski, former Tat- tler sports' editor, is assisting Homer Hanham in basketball. He is in charge of thirty-ive freshmen candidates, who are vieing for berths on the frosh team. Sixteen games will comprise the Woodward cagers' basketball schedule, with as many as two and three contests being held in one week. Thus handicapped, Coach Bevan will carry from twelve to fifteen members on his squad, allowing frequent substi- tutions. l 1 l One out-of-town game will be in store for the Bear basketeers. The team will be guests of the Kenton Wildcats Christmas Eve. Following that date, the Wood- wardites will travel to Lima South, where they will meet a tough aggregation. 1 u - When Coach Homer Hanham's reserves start the basketball sea- son they will be out to uphold a very remarkable record. Han- ham's reserves have not lost a game in two years. Woodward netted 3231.43 from the De Vilbiss game and 3876.03 grom the tilt with the Waite In- ians. Girls' Hit-Pin Schedule Next week will finish the girls' hit-pin baseball t o u r n a m e n t . After the Thanksgiving holidays, the play-oii' for Hrst, second, third, and fourth places will be held. The followin ames 8' S played the week of Nov. will be 27: Mon. Mickey Mouse vs. French Booster vs. Royal Fresh. 3 vs. Soph.3 Tues. Cardinals vs. French Royals vs. Peris Zets vs. French Wed. Cardinals vs. Peris N.R.A. vs. French the fullback position. On the forward line, probable starters at ends are Johnson and Dono- van, at the tackle flanks, Jurek and Boardman or Borough, and along side of them Kelly and Bugajewski, the boy who made a fine showing in the Campbell tilt. The center position will be a toss-up between Kenyon and Grzywenski. Al Sacksteder, Central grid mentor, has in his camp a hard- ened scrappy team, Perz at the passing end and Tscherne or Cappalletly in the receiving posi- tion. In Bondy, he has a fast broken field runner, who is as fleet as a scared deer, and once in the open territory, is a hard boy to nail. Pat Mc Carthy, who has been playing at the center berth, is Sacksteder's chief line threat. O'Loughlin and Sanislo will be at the end Hanks, with Galvin and Fair at tackles, and Miller and Wawrzyniak as guards. The two elevens will meet on an even basis, each with one win. The Bears' victory coming over Scott and the only Irish win de- rived from a battle with the Halloween-decked gridders from DeVilbiss. Score Guessing Resumedg Basketball Ticket Is Prize Tomorrow, Woodward's grid team will meet its last opponent of this season, at Central when it tangles with the Irish gridders. Although they are at the bottom of the city standings, the Irish have improved greatly during this season and will give the Bevanites some stiff competition. This game should prove a stum- bling block in the path of the guessers, for it will be a contest between the Bears' line plays and the Centralites' passing attack. The person guessing the near- est to the correct score of this game will receive a free ticket to the Haskins-Woodward basket- ball game to be played on our home floor December 5, so fill in the following blank and drop it in the Tattler box in front of room 122 before 3:00. Central .......................... Woodward ....... Name . ............. . Home room ......... -. ...,...f- - - THE WOODWARD TATTLER GRAMMAR OF FRENCH ACADEMY PURCHASED French Club Buys Recently Published Editions Of Books , Three books The Grammaire de l'Academie Francisef' An Amusing Storm of Comment on the Grammaire of the French Academy, and Observations on the Grammaire of the Academy have been purchased by the French club for the use of all French classes. The Academy,which was found- ed by Richelieu in 1634, contains only forty members all of whom are expert writers and composers. The chief aims and functions of the Academy are to publish a dic- tionary and grammer so that the language may be purified and made eloquent and capable of treating the arts and sciences fully. Since the founding of the world-famed French institution, Les Quarantes or the Forty have compiled seven dictionaries and are now working on the eighth. Each time the old phrases and words that have become obscure are taken out and new words are put in so that at present the modern grammar is the best au- thority available. Only Choo Choos Lacking As All Other Forms Show Up Shoes, shoo's, and ka--choois. Big shoes, little shoes, wide shoes, thin shoes. As we wander through the halls we see all kinds, sizes, and styles of nothing but shoes. Brown shoes, black shoes, harsh shoo's, gentle shoo's, loud ka--choo's, and mufiied ka--choo's. Some of our students have stepped up in the sizes. Leonard Letke, a senior, and Frank Urben, a sophomore, seem to hold the edge with elevens. Close seconds are Fred Leighton and Howard Kersey, seniors, Who carry tens and a half to each class with them. sHoP NOTES In order to secure money for class room supplies, Paul Thomae's advanced machine shop classes are making dyes for cutting out felt pennants which will be sold to students for a small sum. ' I I . From the printshop comes the report that 26,000 grade cards have been printed for the Board of Education. Of these, 24,000 will go to the elementary grades. Seven-hundred pounds of paper were needed for the printing. A device for shaping copper vases, bowls, or the like, has been completed by Joy Mor- hardt's general .shop students. By metal spinning, as this pro- cess is called, any oval shaped article may be formed from cop- per. MINUTE INTERVIEWS i r :tiff uf , '. ssh, 5. -- .:. .-f:,i.,.,.. Qin J .-l-V 1 .5 3-3 1. Y. '...' Zum- ...g ', ', , 535 2 Qi?-Ifiif 4- -1, Q msfri ' ..2i5?..f.-:..xt z' .gave-ivy,- . rg , . . Q . ' i H. F. Phipps ' KNOW what is the stem of this verb? says Howard Phipps as we entered room 142 to start a minute interview with this sage of Latin, who first acquired scho- lastic knowledge at Yale, earning his B. A. degree. Later he gained an M. A. degree in Latin at the University of Michigan. Before arriving at Woodward eleven years ago, Mr. Phipps was engaged at Asheville School for boys in North Carolina, and later at Monson Academy, a military school. His early teaching career was interrupted by enlistment in the World War. Besides being a teacher of Latin, Mr. Phipps is adviser of the Junior Hi-Y and Fasces clubs, an adviser of the Honor society, coach of the Woodward golf team, and an active member of the Y. M. C. A. Most of his summer was spent traveling, his latest trips being to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, to visit his twin brother, and to Waterbury, Connecticut, his home town. Large Group Of Boys Try Out For Basketball Teams Ninety-seven boys, ranking from freshmen .to juniors, report- ed for basketball which started Wednesday, November 15, under the supervision of Homer Han- ham, reserve basketball coach. The majority of candidates are trying out for the reserve and freshmen teams while a few up- per classmen are striving to make the varsity squad. Birthright, Kornowa, and Czarcenski, mem- bers of last year's undefeated reserve squad and potential mem- bers of this year's varsity, are working out with the candidates in order to get in shape. Due to the hard schedule ar- ranged for this year, Rol Bevan, coach of the varsity, and Homer Hanham, reserve coach, plan to carry from twelve to fifteen play- ers on their teams. ' Profits Go To Library All American, movie sponsored by Principal Charles LaRue Thursday, November 9, in the Woodward auditorium, netted aprofit of 891.37 This money is to be given to the Library asso- ciation to repay them for aloan made to the Saga last spring when the year book's finances were tied up in the bank. GERMAN CLUB HAS BIBLE ON DISPLAY Edition Ofzg Owned By Harry Miller Is In Show Case German Bible, dating as far back as 1765, is the main feature in the Tattler display case this week. The print used is ancient Heilige script and old styled binding makes its present worth more than 55500. It was published in N uremberg,Germany,original- ly belonging to Pastor Andreas Rehberger of Church of St. Jacob in Berlin. This religious book is 168 years old but contains both New and Old Testaments with many Biblical illustrations. The present owner is Harry D. Miller, a student of Miss A. Wetterman's German class. - Many old articles such as a candle stick from 1658, inkwell dated 1732, brush from 1858, pew- ter egg cup, a match box and cigarette case which belonged to German soldiers during the war, are also to be seen. A jug brought by Charlotte Chambers is 75 years old and stockings belong- ing to Virginia Woodbury are 85 years old. The Freie Bahn is responsible for this display. Miss Wetter- man is adviser. WOODWARD ALMANAC FOR THE WEEK OF NOVEMBER 24 1925---Woodward football team defeated a strong Central team 20-6. 1930--Fasces club gave The Triumph Trot. 1931---Carl Polcyn elected presi- dent of the sophomore class, defeating Frank, Siadak by a small majority. 1933---Senior Hi-Y played Quill and Dagger club in football game for benefit of intra- mural fund. League Volley Ball Games The following games remain- ing on the Volley Ball schedule will be played during the week of November 27 through De- cember 5. American League Monday November 27 Quill 8: Dagger Latin club French club V Polish Knights Monday December Quill 8: Dagger vs Latin club vs Polish Knights vs N. R. A. vs vs vs vs vs 4 Friendly Center N. R. A. Electrical club Pencil Pushers French club Friendly Center Electrical club Pencil Pushers National League Tuesday November 28 ' General Shop vs Peiuper club Senior I-li-Y vs Tattler Staif Art 'Klan' vs Pica club Junior H1-Y vs Auto Mechanics Tuesday December 5 General Shop vs Art Klan Senior Hi-Y vs Peiuper club Junior Hi-Y , vs Pica club Tattler Staff vs Auto Mechanics BOYS BOAST, BOOST BRANDS OF BAKING Snooper Slips Sneakers On And Silently Steals To Chefs' Stronghold Someone told me the boys' cooking classes were in progress, so slipping on my gum shoes, I silently drifted into the cooks' domain where countless myster- ies of culinary arts were being strained, Cpardon me, I was thinking of tomatoe juicei that is explained, by the Misses Angela Abair and Blanche Hazleton, for some of the most masculine of Woodward's masculine. Mmm! Yes, it's salad that Just- in Hering and Charles Yeager are concocting over in the corner. As I came in, I heard someone boast- ing of his spinach. Don't tell me they even are interested in that lowly but nutrious garden plant? Mashed potatoes did you say? Just ask me, comes from George Margy, nice and flaky, fit for a king. Oh, ho, there's Richard Davis tackling an onion. Now I ask you, is that football training coming in handy? When it comes to guarding his latest dish, he knowslhow. Jane Fink is seeing that Edward Brand won't have any leisure Cby the way the lat- est pronounciation is lea Knot leej surej. Here comes Arthur Stad- ler, with some steaming dish, and he's spotted me. I'd better go while the going's good. CLASSROOM CLIPPINGS Miss Blanche Hazeltorfs home management classes are studying the development of children from infancy to the twelfth? year, character development and traits, and habit formation. Students are also learning Why children are unhappy and why parents have trouble in bringing up children. Miss June Anderson's fourth year advanced art class is work- ing on sketches of interesting places in Toledo, which will be worked up as etchings. Following this, table runners will be made using an all over pattern. C ll I Oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and other gases which exist in the air are the basis for the studies of Floyd Lord's and Ray Sheline's general science classes. Q 8 I Miss L. Tippett's history class- es are working on an Industrial Revolution project which will be due December fourth. An outline, covering the period of the revo- lution, the various inventors, and their inventions is to be filled out. . 7.-i. .T Miss Anne G. Wetterman, German instructor, spoke on Germany at the regular meeting November 22. Constantly, Consistently Constructivev V w ' ilgl, V1 Toledo, Ohio, November 29, 1933 No. 9 CARL POLCYN IS TO , THREE PLAYS CAST BE EDITOR OF SAGA Mary Jane Veller Is Named Associate Editor On New Staff Carl Polcyn was selected editor of the Saga which will again be published this year, since enough students have promised to subscribe to give it sufficient financial backing. Other positions appointed by Philo C. Dunsmore, staff adviser, are: Mary Jane Veller, associate editorg Marjorie Delvin, club ed- itor, and Edward Jankowski, printing. Mae McKnight, Meyer Novick, Tilma Roloif, Carl Dority, Angela Neid, Eleanor Eckhart, Thelma Burgard, and Catherine Trep- inski will be assistants. Charles Stewart was chosen business manager with Margaret Keesecker, Leon Phifer, Don Mc- Ferren, Jane Mack, and Ethel Dull aiding him. Congratulations To the competent corrector of all printing ills, Hugh Mont- l gomery, the Tattler office ex- presses its greetings for his birthday next Saturday. In anticipation of the holi- days in connection with his birthday this master of make- up, with the help of his boys, has printed two issues of the Tattler in a week and a half. Class Of French Beginners Publish Small Newspaper L'Aiglon fmeaning the Eagletl is the name of the French news- paper published by the students .in the seventh hour class of first year French. The paper- is a one ,page aHair and sells for one cent. Margaret Williams, editor, is assisted in this work by Charles Ricker, Betty MacDonald, Lou- cille Thabit, Althea Houston, Frances Dunn, Bertha J akcsy, Melvin Teall, Gertrude Pozarzy- ke, Dorothy La Belle, and Sadie Du Pre. Miss Adrienne Curtis, French instructor, supervises this pub- lication which made its first ap- pearence Friday, November 24. Classes In Chemistry Learn About Water And Impurities During the past week C. E. Staneart's chemistry I classes have been experimenting with water. They have studied the composition of water, the impur- ities in water, and learned how to remove these impurities. They were shown a motion picture, The Purification of Water, last Thursday which stressed the points of sedimentation, filtra- tion, and chlorination. iii 1 L ' . bw, -. . mhairksgihix-rg . A .wifi Jfn pix 5 . ' 5 9 A V1 J' lfltgx J RQ , -wif? ff., -r .f Q . ,mb y. ii' While eating foods so nourishing, Who thinks of those who, famishing, Beg food or work, go rioting? Who thinks of hunger held at bay, ., X tj gp, Of life eked out with little pay 1 f N , J ' By tens of thousands every day? 1 . ' My N2 QW' W F' ' .QXL . -'K NK O lord, we thank Thee for thy care, And for repayment we must share With others, though it be so spare, Our bounty. For this we give thanks. J --Sherioan '33 8a Swaya '35. DRAMA PROVED SENIOR GIRL HEARS FORCEF UL MEDIUM CHINA-JAPAN DEBATE Every drama presents a con- flict of wills in which the hero tries to pass through the door of this life to eternal happiness. Therefore, it strikes a kindred spark in every man, who is also seeking happiness, stated Louis K. Anspacher, lecturer and play- wright. in his Town Hall address Drama as a social force in de- mocracyf' To prove the weight of his state- ment, Mr. Anspacher showed how, shortly after the first pro- duction of lbsen's Doll House, in which a wife leaves her own home because she does not feel free there, women began to take up arms to gain their freedom with the tremendous result we see today. The reason for the influence ofthe dramaf, emphasized Ans- pacher is that it appeals to the heart which is always working. The mind is often at rest. As drama can be such an ef- fective and powerful force, it is up to us to see that it does not work the wrong way. The box office of the American theatre is the most important voting booth in the country today, because each ticket is a ballot cast for that special type of entertain- ment, the speaker asserted, then added, every great play widens the horizons of spiritual com- prehension. The public can have good drama by voting for it at the box office. Thru the courtesy of Mrs. William E. Levis, a Woodward student, Cora Belle Kehrer, heard Kinnosuke Adachi, a distin- guished Japanese editor, author and lecturer, and Dr. No Yang Park, eminent Chinese scholar and writer engage in a debate China vs. Japan, held Friday night in the Doermann theatre. Dr. Park charged that Japan is tingling with nationalism, patriotism, and rnilitarism. He ascribed the present crisis to two causes, the weakness of China and the fact that Japan ,wants Manchuria. He also ex- plained that China wants it too and will not negotiate with Japan until she gives up Manchuria, which of course Japan does not intend to do. The inborn hatred of the Chi- nese for the Japanese was also plainly emphasized by Dr. Park. The ignorant Chinaman may not know anything else, but he knows how to hate Japanese. None can surpass him in that. Mr. Adachi defended Japan's action in Manchuria with the plea that the country was overrun with bandits and Warlords, who were doing more harm and caus- ing more destruction in China than the Japanese soldiers ever could do. BY DRAMATIC CLUB Sophomore Society Selects Two Comedies And One Drama Sophomore Dramatic club has ch o s e n three plays, Three Wishes by Constance D'Arcy Mackay, Snow Witch also by Mackay, and Station YYYY by Booth Tarkington. The plays were cast Thursday, November 23, Monday, November 27, and Tuesday, November 28, too late forresults to be published in this issue. Three Wishes is a one act French comedy concerning a couple who get three wishes, but waste them foolishly. Snow Witch is a one act Russian dra- ma displaying fine character act- ing. Station YYYY, a one act play, is a riotous comedy of radio land with a most unusual ending. Miss Dorothy Warner is advis- er and director of the organiza- tion. Salesmanship Club Sends Invitations For Members The follwing students have been invited to become members of the Salesmanship club: Mary Ellen Mertz, Aileen Visneau, Leona Givozdz, Estelle Taylor, Martha Komosinski, Rose Mary Fermen Betty Jane Hope, Cecelia Hadjenski, Angela Marciniak, Mary Kowalski, Lucille Anton, Jane Kranz, Christine Kraemer, Florence Waloski, Alva Land- wehr, Grace Spaulding, Lucille Phillips, Dorothy Rappaport, Margery Devlin, Helen Raczko, Theresa Grabelski, Juliette Sear, Marion Sutton, Alice Farris, Stanley Pauelczak, and Betty, Heller. Oiiicers of the club are Betty Kaslly, president, Helen Abood, vice-president, Grace Eurenius, secretary and treasurer, Joan Elmer, reporter. Vernon Alber- stett is adviser Delegates From City High Schools Meet For Forum In an effort to establish a stu- dents' forum, somewhat like the Saturday night Open Forum at- tended by adults, a meeting of representatives from all Toledo high schools was held Tuesday, November 28, at 3:30 in the Jew- ish Educational League building. Representatives from the Inter- national club who attended this meeting were Philip Moore, Mol- ly Rubin, Sam Schall, and Helen Swaya with Miss Adrienne Curtis the club advisor. I A V THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WO0DWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the , N -:- F F -:- Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 5.03 single issue. ,alarm f'Q'9Q ,uf iz' 'X I .- Qfnssttxnxi TATTLER STAFF Edj130r-in-Chief ,,,,,.,........,,............. 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Doering Faculty Advlsels l Hugh Montgomery Thoughtful Thanks TOMORROW thousands of voices will joyously proclaim the fact that There is no school to-day. Then for their owners an appeasing breakfast, freedom, a foot- ball game, or the radio, and an exception- ally large meal with extra trimmings for the Thanksgiving holiday. But for this day isn't there another hour, with its thoughts of the true spirit in which the last Thurs- day in November was first set aside? This day of giving thanks has been rounded into a period of merchandising turkeys, Cranberries, and football tickets. The thought to be presented now is not, do we have anything to be thankful for, but do we give thanks realizing the signi- ficance of this holiday. Most certainly our blessings are innumerable, even in these adverse conditions. Therefore in a manner of true and thoughtful thanksgiving let us realize and recognize. The Zet Assembly IN THE past Woodward has held mass- meetings consisting of a jammed audi- torium and a program of noisey, shouted, recitations given without much prepara- tion. That type has now been replaced by as- semblies which are no longer mass-meet ings in the sense that the word originally was used. The attitude of the audience has greatly changed from one of jeering to a mood of receptiveness. The chief cause of this has been the pep, thought, and prepar- ation shown in the program. I Last week's assembly sponsored by the Zetalethean s 0 c i e t y evidenced all these facts. The organization earned its praise not only by the aid of the adviser, but by se- curing the help of other teachers versed in the things needed for the program. The re- sult was pleasing to both the faculty and the student body. Basketball THIS year the baskekball program of the team includes thirteen games available to holder of season passes for 32.00. This is an average cost of less than sixteen cents per game. The results and benefits of own- ing a pass are to be prefered by every stu- dent. Dear Pola: Why is Dorothy Campan called Mae West? Curves Dear Arc, Says Dot, Wy'ncha Campan see me some- time? ---Ask Me Pola Pola: Why does Richard Lucker's face turn red when he passes a certain blond? Dear Friend If you know, why do you ask me? And futhurmore, it isn't good policy to betray your friend.---Pola Cl'm getting tired of itl Baer Dear Polar ' Can we believe campaign promises? I haven't had a date with a Hi-Y member since election.---Ruth Elsenheimer Dear Wronged One Tell him to Hi-Yup and make good on that promise, don't stand for these elect'shuns fOh punsj.---Punny Pola Y H 7 A Friend Who Knows THIS AND THAT Can you imagine Dale Oswalt asking Doriothy Kaszubiak to go to the Royal Thea- ter. The Tattler sports editor says that next year's football prospects look rosy. They always do at this time of the year. Steve Korecki asks Elmer Pegorsch how old he is, because he always wondered how long a person could live without brains. Almost every day, Miss Ward expressly expresses with her own expressions that the problems on Betty Hope's paper are ex- pressly expressed with the wrong expressions again. Giiord Meacham's friends call him Ellsworth. fOh Ellsworth! It happened in the days of yore. If by chance your clothes you tore You didn't take a needle and thread, But took a sinew from a deer instead. You shot the deer with bow and arrow, And cut him up in strips quite narrow. What you didn't use for rope, You used as food and clothes and soap. K 4 K WOODWARD ADS Try one of the cafeterials Glorified Indian Rubber Hot Dogs. They last a life time. The stationer's desk is selling new non-leak- able pens cheap. A bottle of ink remover with each pen. Pencils free to our patrons. CBill Wheaton take noticel. That is if you can get them behind our backs. l wk 8 Even two years after graduation they cry for it. What? Why the Tattler of course. Meyer Hoffenblum'31 writes in from Vallejo, California, and asks for correspondence. Hope he receives this issue. WHO'S WHO He knows one word and it sounds like what an old man does. He has dark fe-hair, with a hint of blue, red, and orange in it. He is conceited, or at least hestruts like a turkey. He is one person who is never thankful on thanksgiving day.Of course you know who it is. 8 ik K If one person wrote all of the Tattler, it would take him 169 hours, which is 7 days and nights, or one week, or 10,140 minutes, or 608,400 seconds. There are 98 fish inthe biology aquariums. Miss M. Boyles leads the list with 37 aquatic animals This week let's devote this column en- tirely to news of the schools in Toledo. Why not begin with good ol' T. U.? Each Sunday a series of radio programs will be presented over W. S. P. D. by the University of Toledo. The programs will feature talks, music, dramatic sketches, debates, student activities, and other features of interest and value to the public. The Campus Collegian. Honor Knight,a column in St John's school paper, contains the name of an honor student and many facts about him and his life since entering school. Knight Herald. K I I A contest for a Noel story to appear. in the Christmas issue of the Prism is being sponsored by that staff. The story may be a feature or fictitious, limiting the words to 200. The Prism. I l U Central students are preparing for a big indoor party to be given by the Knights of Columbus at the K.of C., November 18. Be- sides chicken dinner there will be dancing, bingo, and booths. The Centric. An Artists Prayer Thank God For the bit of talent That he gave me. Thank God That I can draw A blade of grass, A ship, A slender maiden. Thank God For my eyes That I might see What I cannot paint. ---Pauline Wilson, 34. -:- Club Chats -: The Peiuper club, one of Woodwardis iirst organizations, was founded in 1921 by a group of Jewish boys, who are now prominent in financial and political fields in Toledo. Some ofthe early members were: Abe Kipperman, Isadore Topper, Ira Bame, Art Glatke, and Manny Wiseberg, the first of the long line of basket-ball playing Wisebergs. The activities of the club have been many and varied, but their outstanding presen- tation was a series of light operas, given in 1927, '28, '29. The Peiupers later presen- ted to the schoola painting by Bradwyn. Their activities this year include the for- mal initiation at Collins Park and the first dance of the year, before the Woodward- DeVilbiss football game. The purpose of the organization has been expressed by William Kander, '29, who de- scribes the Peuipers as a club composed only of live wire, earnest working boys, who would boost Woodward and make it stand high among the other schools in social, literary, and athletic activities. The present officers of the club are: Philip Moore, presidentg Meyer Novick, vice-president, Louis Forman, secretaryg Jack Worshtil, treasurerg- Louis Schwartz, reporter. E. R. Rike has been the adviser of the group since its origin in 1921. THE WOODWARD TATTLER WOODWARD BEARS . - . GIRLS PLAY FOR HIT BASKETBALL T0 GET DROP TILT TO IRISH PIN CHAMPIONSHIP UNDER WAY SOON Boyd Tallies Twice For Bevan A Games To Be Played Friday Bevan Builds Team Without Coached Griddersg Final Score Is 20-12 Coach Rol Bevan's Polar Bear gridders dropped a close hard- played battle to the lrish from Central, after tallying a touch- down on Jim Boyd's 70 yard run on the first play in the initial canto. The final score was 20-12. In the first half, both teams resorted to line plunging and kicking, with Central running up a total of fourteen points to Woodward's six. A triple lateral from Reed to O'Loughlin to Bondy scored the first points. Mee blocked Davis' punt and scampered the final yardage for the second tally. Tscherne plung- ed and Mee kicked the extra points respectively. The second Woodward score came in the third period, when Hiltman passed to Boyd, who plowed over the scoring marker with two men hanging on to him. Hiltman failed to convert the extra point. The fourth quarter found the Bevanites two points behind the Central eleven. Try- ing in vain to over-take the Irish, Red Hiltman called a pass with Davis on the passing end. The heave, a short aerial which was intended for Boyd, was inter- cepted by O'Loughlin, who ran 27 yards for the final score, giv- ing the Centralites a comfort- able lead. Mee failed to convert the extra point from placement. For Woodward, Cap Malaska, Nowak, and Cnr Will Donovan played fine defensively, ripping large holes in Central forward line and constantly making vici- ous tackles, while Dickie Davis. Hiltman, and Boyd, who chalked up both of the Bear touchdowns, starred on time offense. Bondy and Tscherne stole the honors in the Central backfield, with 'Pat Mc Carty and Cutcher going well on the line. Six Players To Graduate The Woodward-Central grid battle last Saturday, ended the high school football ca- reers of six members of the present varsity. Benny Malas- ka, captain of this year's team, Donovan, Corthell, Meacham, Nowak, and Kenyon having contributed their last service to their Alma Mater, Coach Bevan, and the team last Sat- urday. Boys' Gym Classes Start Basketball Fundamentals Smiling faces are seen among the junior and senior boys tak- ing gym, for this week sees the end of volleyball and the start of the big favorite sport, basketball. But with those freshmen and sophomores, Art Smith and Homer Hanham have no mercy, they must continue with those wearisome gym tests. Three former Polar Bear cagers, Stanley Szczpaniak, Dan Bishop, and Theodore Woodfil, are mem- bers of the Madezki Grocers quin- tet, a class A team, that is being sponsored by Stephen Madezki, a junior student here at Woodward. . - James Follas, Buttons Park- er, and Fred Damas have been chosen managers for the current basketball season. These boys take care of the varsity and re- serve equipment, such as shoes, suits, basketballs, etc. Coach Rollie Bevan has as a nucleus for his '33-'34 quintet the following cagers, Ted Czarcenski, Frank Michalak: Carl Corthell, Dick Davis, and Dorman Birth- wright. These boys were mem- bers of Homer Hanharn's champ- ionship reseryelsquad. Intra-mural basketball is slated for an early opening in December, when the final volley ball games will decide the championship in both of the re- spective inter-clpb leagues. What's the matter with Mr. Thomae's machine shop teams? Are your days of coaching championship intra-mural teams over, Mr. Thomae? INTRA-MURAL BITS The American League seems to have tough opponents. The Pencil Pushers battled the Latin Club for three games and finally won after losing the first game by a close 10-11 score. The scores of the other games are 11-5 and 11-6. Friendly Center and the Elec- trical club also played three games and the Friendly Center team finally emerging victorious by the scores of 10-11, 11-4, and 11-3. ' . The N. R. A. team didn't give the Quill and Dagger team a chance and won on the long end of 11-4 and 11-1 scores. Fighting to avenge their defeat last week, the Polish -Knights humbled the French club 11-0 and 11-7. - 1 ' General Shop had a hard time taking two straight games from the Tattler Staff but finally won out 11-9 and - After fighting desperately, the the Peiuper club lost to the Pica club 6-11 and 8-11. The Auto Mechanics seemed to have a spell over the Senior Hi-Y team and won 11-6 and 11-4. The Art Klan easily defeated the Junior Hi-Y 11-5 and 11-3. Dec. 8th, Third Hourg Jitney Is Fee Wi n n e r s of the inter-club league, Polar Bears, will meet the inter-class leaders, Juniors, Friday, December 8, third hour, in the boys' gym, in an attempt for the C'Champ title in hit-pin baseball. An admittance fee of five cents will be charged. The Polar Bears have taken ten games in as many starts, while the Juniors also have been victorious in their nine games. Both teams are exceedingly anxious to take first place and promise a strong fight. Juniors headed ,by Sophie Marinski, will have the following girls playing: Josephine Supica, Frances Szenderski, Virginia Ra- chuba, Elva Wagner, Adeline Wiktorowski, Naomi Cleveland, Rose Marie Hertzeh, Fanchon Cooker, Rose Prine, Celia Rakow- ski, Helen Jane Falvey, Mary Ellen Mertz, Betty Jane Kaslly, Helen Radecki, and Josephine Jeko. Captained by Leona Ruth Wielinski, the Polar Bears will attempt to stop the Juniors. The girls on this team are: Geraldine Ludwikoski, Alvina Piesiewicz, Alice Kreft, Pauline Holkovic, Mary Kempinski, Alice Kalinow- ski, Sylvena Truno, Leola Taylor, Jeanette Woodbury, Gertrude Anselm, Mary Kowalski, and Anita Hale. Boosters and Sophomore 3 will play for third place. Junior Girl Is Member Of Regular Football Eleven Leona Ruth Wielinski, Wood- ward student and popular gym athlete, is a member of the East Side team, a group of girls that will meet the VVest Side eleven in a regular football game Sunday at Swayne Field. Shorty Wielin- ski isa triple threat player. She can pass, punt, and run the ball Elie a veteran high school grid- er. Friendship Club Has Team Members of the Junior Friend- ship club have formed an intra- mural team for the remainder of the school year. At a recent meeting Doris Rokiki, a freshman, was elected captain of the team. Pericleans Plan Dance Periclean Literary society has chosen a committee to plan a Christmas matinee dance. Irene Walczykowski is general chairman, with Mary Louise Vance, Marie Cochran, Ruth Dev- lin, and Ethel Dull assisting her. Proit made from this affair will be used for educational pur- poses. Any Lettermeng Has Five Second Stringers With the current football sea- son coming to a close, regular practice sessions are in store for the 1933-'34 varsity cagers. Homer Hanham, reserve coach, has been working his charges daily for the past two weeks. Coach Rollie Bevan will have to build up avarsity quintet with- out any lettermen, all the boys from last year's squad having graduated. Though handicapped this way, Bevan has a fine string of sophomores and juniors, a n d along with Frank Michalak, Ted Czarcenski, and Corthell, who were second Stringers on la s t year's team, he will have enough material to get together a smooth working five. Meacham andMalaska,secondstringers last year, will also be back in uniform. Along with the extra reserves from last year's championship lightweight team, Coach Homer Hanham has thirty-three boys vieing for positons on that team. Among these are Dorman Birth- wright, the Kornowa boys, Stan J azwicki, Red Hiltman, and Flo- rian Tschogel. The teams will meet their respective matches when Haskins comes here Dec. 5. Women Are Bowlers Every Wednesday night two women faculty members may be found bowling in the H8zH Bowl- ing alleys. Miss Catherine McClure and Miss Stella Cornwell, gym in- structresses, bowl a score of 100 or better. Welfare Supplies Needed Miss Grace Cronk, head of the Woodward welfare work, an- nounces that the supply for Woodward's needy is gradually dwindling. Those in charge will be pleased to accept any 'contri- butions for this cause. Girl Wins Ticket To First Basketball Game Of Season Sophia Szteiter,having guessed closest to the correct score ofthe Central Woodward tilt, will be awarded a free ticket to the Has- kins basketball game to be played here Dec. 5. The Tattler will continue its score guessing feature thru the basketball sea- son. Mark your score for the Has- kins-Woodward game on the cou- pon below and drop it in the Tat- tler box in front of room 122, be- fore 3:O0 today. Name .......,...... .... Haskins .......... Woodward ........ Home Room .......... l 1 THE WOODWARD TATTLER HUNTERS FOLLOW HUNCHES AND GAME WoodWa1'd Teachers Meet With Little Success Over Week-end ''Tantivy---tantivy---tantivy a hunting we will go, sang Messrs. Charles La Rue, O. M. Thompson, Raymond Lowry, Clyde Van Tassell, and Raymond Sheline as they bravely set out on a hunting expedition Saturday, Nov 17. Evidently this quintet didn't be- lieve in safety in numbers be- cause hunters La Rue and Van Tassell went to Henry county, while the remainder went to a little place near Findlay. Trampin g through giant weeds, braving scratches and ripped clothing, the Henry county hunters caught nought but a rab- bit apiece and a few peeks at the landscape, not to speak of many rude tree stumps that seemed to forget that these men had shins. Meanwhile the Findlayites were having experiences of their own. Raymond Lowry in discern- ing the depth of a creek, slipped, fell into the cold crystal clear little rivulet, and emerged with two very wet feet and the infor- mation that the creek was a bit deeper than expected. After hours of being the object of wise cracks and jokes, O. M. 'Thompson felt that he must be Goat fora day rather than King for a day. Raymond Sheline is still heard mumbling about the futility of life. Wediiesday, November 15, he went hunting just outside the city limits, where his home is sit- uated, starting the hunt about 100 yards from his home. In the short space of one and a half hours, he shot one pheasant and two rabbits. But he who laughs last laughs best. Hugh Montgomery has the right to crow Cor maybe it's quackl for within several days, hunting at a duck marsh in East Harbor, Lakeside, he bagged 53 ducks. VVana buy one? Oh, a hunting we will go! Gurgles Crack Atmosphere Of Boyles' Classroom Miss Boyles' 8th hour biology class scratching of pens on note- book paper rustling of book le a v e s whispered conversa- tions. A low, weird, rattling sound breaks through the room heads are craned toward the rear win- dows Again the tbroaty gurgle is h e a r d faces turn, smiling to Miss Boyles-M NYes, that's the big frog croakingf' Christmas Committee Is Seeking Old Dolls For Needy Christmas Doll committee, a group of Toledo women who are interested in relief work, have asked for old dolls, and parts of dolls, which they will reconstruct and dress for distribution among children of needy families. COMMERCIAL TEACHER QUESTIONED ABOUT HIS COLLECTION OF RELICS M. T. Skinner One and one make two, three and three make six, and M. T. Skinner teaches his bookkeeping class the fundamentals of the trade, at least until unkindly in- terrupted by yours truly for an interview. After teaching at Hillsdale, Michigan, Mr. Skinner came to Toledo and taught at Scott, old Woodward, and then joined the Woodward teaching staff. In winter he is wrapped up in his work, but during the summer, it has been disclosed, this commer- cial teacher is very fond of swimming and tennis and is excellent at both. He can tell you anything about Chicago, for the Skinner family visited the World's Fair this summer. An ancient teapot, which was brought over on the Mayflower, is the personal property of Myron T. Skinner and will be given to Alma Lou, his daughter, who will be the sixth generation. A family sized flying shuttle, which marked the beginning of the Industrial Revolution of 1750, was made in the home of Judge Joseph Skinner, near Hartford City, ,in 1785. A silhouette of G. W. Wood, made about 1820, will also be dis- played. A fourth century coin, sent from Rome to pay soldiers quartered in what is now Eng- land, represents one person's pay. Among the queer coins are: a German dollar from the year 1840, old ive cent silver piece of United States, Canadian coins, and many Scandinavian coins. CLASSROOM CLIPPINGS . Miss Dorothy Bardo's first year English classes have been making booklets on Ivanhoe and Huckleberry Finn. Each student, after reading the story, writes some phase of it, with the best selections used in the book. let. I I 1 Vernon Alberstett, head of the commercial department, in train- ing his students for the problems of every day life, has asked them to bring in current events rela- ting to economic problems, which are discussed each Friday. I I In connection with their study of Treasure Island Miss Doro- thy Kellogg's English classes are working out different projects, consisting of short dramas, re- ports, and digsergtalfons. Miss Adrienne Curtis' sixth and seventh hour French I classes are working on projects designed to familiarize the students with France and French customs. Printshop Makes Programs For Lucas County School The Woodward printshon printed five thousand programs Wednesday for the Lucas County Emergency School, financed by the federal government. Superin- tendent Charles S. Meek will be in charge of the new school. Classes will probably be held at the Y.M.C.A. and at the Y.W. C.A. This work is a part of the United States program to relieve the unemployed. The shop also printed 2000 letterheads for the Vocational School. Experiments In Physiology Prove Nose Does Tasting Strange as it may seem you taste with your nose, not with your tongue. This odd fact was determined by an experiment 'held by Mrs. M. O'Brien's fourth hour physiology class. Virginia Neumeyer and David Olsen conducted the experiment. After they had been blindfolded, they held their noses, and bits of 'material were given them to eat. Some of these substances were sugar, salt, cinnamon, and lemon. Only three times out of forty-five were the materials guessed. Then with their eyes still blindfolded but without holding their noses, they went through the same test. This time in nearly every case the substance was correctly guessed. Members Of Organization Donate Food For Baskets Thanksgiving will really have a meaning to some unfortunate families, since many ofthe Wood- ward clubs will again give bas- kets of food to the needy. Some of the clubs which are giving baskets are: Little Theatre Guild, Junior Friendship, Senior Friendship, Freie B a h n , L a Junta Castallana, International, and Salesmanship. Sophomore Dramatic Club Invited To Attend Classes Members of Miss Dorothy War- ner's dramatic society have been invited to attend classes of play production which are being given under the aupsices of the Little Theater Guild . These classes are under the direction of James Moll, Louis Barrie, Mollie Rubin, and Jane Staiger. Miss Dorothy .Kellogg is adviser. PROGRESS OF THE PILGRIM RETARDED Indians Raised Cain In The Corn Fieldsg Turkeys And Bunnies Killed For Fun Turkeys used to be a pest, Along with deer and all the rest. As fbr the little animal, rabbit, Killing them is just a habit. Raising corn was a frightful job, With redskins always raising hob. Thf?y'd set the fields of maise on re, Which always aroused the pil- grims' ire. At dinner we always stuff' and stuff Apples, baked and in the rough And fill with food up to our eyes But next day we stop and realize That having spent all of our cash We must finish the week on turkey hash. WOODWARD ALMANAC FOR THE WEEK OF THANKSGIVING 1928---Students overjoyed at violent snow storm, but were they about the grade cards they received this week? 1930--Woodward football team ate caviar at the Page inter- city football banquet. I93l--Door clips for every room in Woodwardwere presented by R. S. Wenzlau, director of schools. 1933--Talking picture, A Waltz by Strauss, presented by the German club. Little Theatre Guild's Play After-School Is Successful Smooth acting by players, who were clearly at easejand compe- tent work backstage helped put across the play Courtship of Miles Standish, which was pre- sented by the Little Theatre Guild and viewed by members of the junior-senior dramatic club, Quill and Dagger, and the Peri- clean and Zetalethean Literary Societies. Although the stage properties may not have been historically accurate, the setting served its purpose by providing atmos- phere to the production. --The Critic. Mr. Van Tassel's Classes See Four Movies Weekly The Commerce and industry classes of Clyde Van Tassle are being shown tour reels of movies weekly in connection with their work on Farming Two reels of the films are shown on Tuesday. and the remaining two on Friday Those pictures that w e r e last week were Hog Health makes Hog Wealth, ' Hogs for Pork and Pro'dt, Alfalfa, and Sheep. These movies are financed by the dues of the members or the Visual Education society. l OODWARD T TT LER Constantly, Consistently Constructive Vol VI Toledo, Ohio, December 8, 1933 No. 10 ' GUILD TO PRESENT CHRISTMAS CAROL Cast For Dickens' Play Is Announced By Little Theatre Guild James Moll in the character role of Scrooge as an old man and Ralph Worstil as Scrooge in his youth are featured in the cast of Dickens' Christmas Carol, which is to be given for the Chist' mas assembly by members of the Little Theatre Guild. Others in cast are: Grace Spaul- ding, Scrooge's s w e e t h e a r tg Cratchit will be enacted by Jack Worshtilg a nephew of Scrooge, John Revenaugh: Mr. Cheerly and Mr. Hearthv, by Melven Lechlak and Robert Kleinhansg Tiny Tim, by Earl Richardson, Marley's Ghost will be portrayed by James Shemasg the Spirits, past, present, and future will be taken by Jane Staiger, Ruth Kaminsky, and Virginia Mc- Clusky. Other roles will be filled by Gus Brickman, Louis Barrie, Stella Taylor, Harvella Bentley, Virginia Zitz, Maxine Dull, Dor- othy Hall, Frances Bell, Betty Jane Kaslly, Irene Stackowicz, Sara Greenberg, Adelle Nassar, Marion Kerwin, Margaret N asts, Chester Mikol, Alice Gertz, Meyer Davis, Robert Bollie, Ellen Glattes, Stephen Korecki, Margaret Zimmerman, Janet Maseman, and Mary Kowalski. Student directors are: Alvina Piesiewicz, Carl Dority, and Mar- jorie Herzberg. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is club adviser. Clubs Select Emblems And Distinctions For This Year White scarf and tam sets with green emblems have been chosen by the Library Association as dis- tinctions for this year. Katherine McDonald, Julia Bennett, and Harvella Bentley were the com- mittee in charge. The Art Klan distinctions this year will be emblems in the form of palette and brushes, with let- ters of blue and gold. At a meeting of the orchestra members Tuesday, it was de- cided that this year's emblems, although of the former design, will be slightly smaller than those made for la st year. Hattie Nareski presided. W Club Plans To Skate Girls' W club is going to hold a skating party, Skaters' Skoot, January 26, at Memorial Hall. Jean Clifton and June Slavin, chairmen of the social and ways and means committee are in charge of the affair. GROVE PATTERSON SPEAKS ON RUSSIA International Club Sponsors Educational Assembly For Woodward Grove Patterson, editor of the Toledo Blade will speak on Soviet Russia Friday, December 15, in the auditorium during conference hour. Principal Charles C. La Rue will introduce the speaker. All sophomores, juniors, and seniors are invited to attend. Mr. Patterson has traveled in Europe and Asia, and is consid- ered a first hand authority on con- ditions in Russia. Since the Unit- ed States has recognized Russia, this issue has become a thing of vital interest to everyone. His ed- itorial articles about Russia, in the Toledo Blade, have been wide- ly read and are acknowledged by all as excellent reading matter. Woodward International club, in the effort to bring to the stu- dent body more educational as- semblies on subjects that are of world wide interest, is the sponsor of this program. Helen Swaya, president of the club, will be chairman. Miss Adrienne C. Curtis is the adviser of this organization. Aeronautic Society Choses President At Last Meeting At a meeting ofthe Aeronautic society Tuesday, Lloyd Lane was elected vice-president of the club and Judson Gaylord was appoint- ed chairman of the program committee with Alex Kostopulos and Carl Gilgallon assisting. A talk was also given by Stan- ley Wisniewski on Hamilton's Control Book Pitch Propeller. The meeting took place third hour in room 120. Woodward Mothers' Club Will Meet On December 13 Woodward Mothers' club will hold their second meeting of this year December 13 at 1:30 p.m. at Woodward. Oflicers of this organization are: Mrs. H. J. Bentley, president, Mrs. M. Devlin, vice-president, and Mrs. H. E. Mund, secretary and treasurer. All mothers and friends of Woodward high school students are invited to attend. Bevan Honored In Dayton In anticipation ofthe return or the old halcyon days when Coach Rol Bevan was football mentor at Dayton Steele, the Dayton Daily News of November 29 ran the picture of Coach Bevan. With him in the picture were Ollie Klee and Jack Keefer, two grid stars who played under Bevan in the halcyon days. EXEMPTION S MADE FOR HONOR SOCIETY Any Student With All A's And B's Is Excused From Exams Mr. E. L. Clark, director of guidance, will announce to the members of the Woodwards honor society that pupils who average all A's and B's in their studies will be listed on the honor roll and will not be re- quired to take any final exam- inations. This announcement has come as a result of considerable dis- cussion in the various Toledo high schools and through view- ing the previous experience in schools where the method has been used. Mr. E. L. Clark and Mr. C. C. LaRue both believe that this will do much to arouse more interest in securing higher grades. Mr. Conser of Waite is also in favor of the practice. Any pupil averaging A or B in a course will be excused from a final examination in that course even though he does not have enough high grades to becomean Honor Student. A person who takes five subjects will not be exempted unless he receives 'QA's or B's in all five subjects. Arguments on the opposing side suggest that the pupil who does not take the exams may be handicapped when he attends college, but any student who de- sires the experience may take the examination at any time. Woodward French Students Writing Letters To France Members of the French classes have received the names of French correspondents through the aid of the Peabody institute in Washington, D. C. The purpose of establishig this personal correspondence is to acquaint students here with the youth of France. These foreign correspondents are boys and girls who are studying English, and through this exchanging of letters, stu- dents here and abroad learn of the customs of both lands. Pericleans Planning Dance Next Friday After School December 15, from 2:45 until 5:00 in the girl's gym marks the time and place of the Peri Prance, a dance sponered by the Periclean Literary society. Irene Walczykowski is general chairman with Ruth Devlin and Ethel Dull in charge of publicity, Mary Louise Vance, tickets, and Marie Cochran and Ethel Dull taking care of the musical part. JUN IORS MEET AT KID PARTY TONIGHT Class Will Hold Annual Affair At Eight O'clock With I Various Prizes Firstjunior classsocial function of the year, the Kid Party, will be held tonight, from 8 to 11 P. M. in the girl's gym. Music for dancing will be fur- nished by a five-piece orchestra, and entertainment will be given by members of the junior class. Miss C. McClure and Miss S. Cornwell will be in charge of kid games. Refreshments will be served. ' Prizes will be awarded for the prettiest, most original, and fun- niest singles and for the best dressed couple. Judges are Molly Meerkreb, Mary Maverkos, and Philip Olsen. Guests of honor will be Miss Amie Miller, Miss Adrienne Cur- tis, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Stella Cornwell, Miss Catherine Mc Clure, Miss Dorothy Warner, Miss Dorothy Bardo, Miss Anne Wetterman, Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, Miss Marian McDonough, Mr. and Mrs. P. C. Dunsmore, Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Rike, Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crouse, Mr. A. R. Bitter, Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Meek, and Mr. and Mrs. C. C. La Rue. Committee in charge of ar- rangements for the party is Vir- ginia Schuster, chairmang Mary Maverkosg Mary Ellen Mertzg Geraldine Ludwikowskig Molly Meerkreb, Philip Olseng and Lou- is Barrie. Members Of Art Klan Are Makeing Christmas Cards Etched Christmas cards are to be made again by the Art Klan, which has undertaken this work every year. Advanced art classes and a few second year students will etch the cards using original designs. The cards, made in two sizes, are to be sold in room 335, the art room, at the cost of ten cents apiece or two cards for fifteen cents. Eleanor Eckart and Adam Wysocki are in charge of the work. Tattlers Are Discussed In Toledo University Classes Dick Durad, Toledo University student, was at Woodward Tues- day, December 5, to get copies of the 'Ifattler for use at the Univer- sity. A class of students prepar- ing to be teachers take these and other school papers and year- books to discuss and criticize them. l l I. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOUDWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS Flashes From Friends r Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 35.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. QALSCH0 , S341-n i4n ' M lnbgr Newspaper ,sviszvl Lass 2 'lf-9-5'ASS0tlV5xm TATTLER STAFF Edit0r.in-Chief ,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,..,,,, ..,..,. C harles Klinksick Business Manager ................,....... Arthur Berkowitz I Sam Schall V Circulation Managers .............. Donald Dietsch Sharon Leibovitz News Editors ,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,.,..... C ora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener Feature Editor ................. ---.------------- 1 ------- J 311195 M011 Assistant Feature ECllt01' ..-.-------------- -'-- H 91911 Swaya Alvinia Riesiewicz Sports Editors ................- ----- I 41911-TY NlCkP01' Robert Ridenour X . . . , Club Editors ......... ...... f gfjlglfrifghustel Exchange Editor ...... ..............------ E fhel Dull Display Editor .,.,.. ............. V irginia Mann Make-up ,,,,,,,,.,,,,,.,.,.,,..,......,........... Chester Matuszak Pressman ...................................... Edward Jankowski Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. - I Miss Marie J. Deering Faculty' Advlsers l Hugh Montgomery Educational Victories WO YEARS AGO, as many persons will recall, every Friday offered on its schedule a matinee dance sponsored by a club desirous of increasing its financial re- serve. It is needless to state here how these educational organizations utilized the re- ceipts. The more important fact is th at the clubs no longer scramble for a date on which to hold a dance after school. In- stead, we students are offered s ub j e c t s more educational for the same price, or even without an admission fee. Comments voiced after last week's moving picture de- clare that it was enjoyed by the students. The innovation of plays after s chool hours has been welcomed. Assemblies with learned speakers have appeared and improved. The extra activities have been profitable to the entire student body in- stead of to a small dance committee as formerly. We wish all power and well- being for the continuance and advance- ment of such programs as have now been started. 1 Yearn To Learn I-IINKING is dangerous---Perhaps a startling statement, but, nevertheless, one dealing with truth. It is known that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, and when a person with a small amount of learning uses his capacity to think danger may lurk near. To clarify this, picture a person with a common cold who has heard that a very hot bath will aid in checking such an ailment. After a bit of thinking the suiferer plunges himself into near scald- ing water and perspiring freely emerges soon to go outside in the chilling, icy winds of winter. Likewise a student armed with a bit of knowledge should not be led to such not only foolish, but dangerous things. 'Tis far better to know what we are about. Therefore, now and whenever other oppor- tunities offer themselves we must be alert to welcome our chances to learn. Our school system provides privileges beyond measure. Let 'us make use of them and become thinkers broadening our limited knowledge hourly. By Mr. LaRue Some time ago O. O. McIntyre, a famous New York columnist, told of seeing a parade of unemployed people in London. His attention was especially attracted by one parader who carried a placard upon which was scrawled Let's all be kind to one another, we are all having such a miser- able timef' Mr. Mclntyre commented favor- ably upon the good sense of such a senti- ment in these times of adversity. However it is not only good advice in times of adversity but in all times. Our lives are really too short to spend much time in fault finding. Why can We not forget our petty dislikes and overlook the trivial faults in our friends and fellow workers? Everyone who is sensible welcomes kindly criticism. But it is not kind to seek constant- ly for the flaws in our friends and center our attention upon them rather than their good qualities. And then if we are engaged upon the same enterprise let's look with a kindly eye upon our fellow worker. It is hardly ever necessary to point out faults, everyone has them and usually everyone except the person concerned recognizes them. Let's convert our complaints into complimentsg let's exchange our hammers for horns. 2' ' f x. ff ef XQ , Il lOFF'N N I Dear Miss Pola, Why is Alice Farris always seen walk- ing down the freshman boys' hall? Curious Freshman. F1-Oshie dearg Maybe she believes in being fair to you. Pola. Dear Pola Baerg Who's William Rohr's newest flame? Inquisitive Dear Quisy, , I'm not supposed to publish the names of Tattler kids,but if you said she was related to Dave Essick,I wouldn't say no. Obliging Pola For crying out loud, what's this we hear about Harry Childers? HEADLINE WRlTER'S LAMENT I write a headline nice and long. The editor says it is all wrong. Then I slap one down that's short. The editor comes back with asharp retort. I-Ie says I don't put in the nooz, And thus he gives me the blooz. I 1 l The Lord helps those who help themselves, says Ruth Gilbert, but the Lord help those who are caught. WOODWARD MERRY GO ROUND Round and around the halls we rove, in search of that certain something for which we reporters have a nose. Down by the lunch counter we see Esther Montgomery scanning the halls for Melvin Antoine. Along comes little brother Clarence-- Little brothers should be seen and not heard, she declares as she calmly pushes him in the face. Wonder why Robert Sarvis is looking so pensive? Probably Jeanette Woodbury again. Caroline Haddad and Dorothy Ragman still quarrelling down in the girls' gym about that sock which disap- peared so mysteriously last year. Joe Yates and Ray Grimes always mind teacher when she says Keep your eyes off the keys. They have more of a chance to watch the girls. Seniors at Oliver high have chosen Daddy Long Legs as their class play.--The Oliver News, Pittsburgh, Pa. . fWe hope it will be as much of a success as our senior play of the same name last year.J . Euterpean Literary society of William Penn high presented Berkley Square, a play which has been produced both on Etage and screen.---York-HighWeekly, York, a. fThe movie was at the Paramounthere and as a preview members of Toledo's younger set gave a stage performance of the same.J X Plans are being made for student day at Bartlesville high. On this day students will be in complete charge ofthe ofhces of princi- pal, deans, and various teachers. -- The Nautilus, Bartlesville, Oklahoma. ' I i l More people leave the United States than come into it ? fWonder why ?J Scott Thistle. Awise man thinks before he speaks, a fool afterwards.---The Craftsman, Milwau- kee, Wis. -:- Club Chatspp -g- g Zetalethean Literary society was founded in 1903 at old Central high under the name of the Margaret Fuller literary society. In 1913 it was moved to Waite and the pres- ent name was adopted. The name of the Woodward chapter is Epsilong it was orga- nized two years ago. Colors of the club are ,green and gray. Nothing without work, is the motto of this society. Its purpose is to promote lit- erary interests and to support social events. Membership is determined by scholoraship and personalityg a girl must have attained the rank of a sophomore before being con- sidered a candidate. Contemporary literary magazines was the subject of last year's work. Mid- Victorian novels is the topic selected as this year's project. Miss Edith Murphy, English instructor, is advisor of the chap- ter and acts as critic at all monthly meet-. ings. , Phyliss Netz, '33, was theiirst president. Present ofiicers are Ruth Ramlow, pres- identg Alvina Piesiewicz, vice-presidentg, Alice Henzler, secretaryg Jane Steiger, chaplaing Virginia Schuster, reporterg Dorothy Just, sergeant-at-arms. Words To The Wise Movies and radios to the contrary, Amer- icans have a pronunciation of their own. Like Roosevelt, I ask you to patronize your own country hrst. Beginning with such simple words as dance and romance, a United States' diction would never consider them as dahnce and romahnce. Most Britishers slur their words as secretry, ajurn, and intristing, but in the United States these words should be secretary, adjouring, and interesting, using all syllables. Leaving the home of Oxford pronunca- tion, we'll attempt some common American mispronounciations. Rightly, cottage and and coupon would be kot-age and coopon. Now, before England starts a war with the Tattler Ofiice, I'd better quit. ' THE WOODWARD TATTLER ...E.:.,,. POLAR BEARS DRUB FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN FOURTH YEAR AS GYM CLASSES ARE HASKINS QUINTET BANQUET IS MONDAY BASKETBALL COACH TAUGHT PIN-GUARD Meacham Leeds In .Swing Ninth Annual Gnnn-ning Of ZLA . Gnnnn Similar To Basketball Wednesday Evemnss City Teams Will Hear Is Taken Up By Girls Result Is 56-5 Led by Gifford Meacham, who igarllered 8 field goals and two free tosses, Coach Rollie Bevan's Polar Bears handily Qmeunced the Haskins team 56-5 an aone-sided tilt, which was held Lon the Woodward hardwood fflqor last Wednesday evening. - Bevan's cagers drew first blood when Frank Michalak delivered ialbucket in the Hrst minute of H play. Giff Meacham dropped Ttwo successive field goals and using a passing attack the Bears Jgan up a 14-1 lead at the end of 'the first quarter. In the second --period, Bevan's second stringers 'continued to pile up points. Score at the half was 31-3, with Azmus and Hartman scoring the Haskin points on charity throws. J In the second half, Dickie Davis came to life and scored four field goals, with Corthell, Meacham, and Czarcinski, help- ing to bring the total up to 56. 3 Mmus scored the visitor's lone iield tally. The final score was 35655. Woodward Haskins f13layer Fg. F. T. Player rg. F. T Gorthelhf.. ....,..... 4 0 El Azrnus ,............,.. 1 1 Tschogl,f ............ 1 0 2 Pruden. ............... 0 0 0 Mekchamglf ....... 8 218 Hartman ........... O 2 2 Jazwicki f ......... 1 2 4 Anitago ...,...... 1..0 0 0 Girircinslic ...... 1 2 6 Osterhout ........ 0 0 0 Birthwright,c .... 1 0 2 K Davisig .............., 4 0 8 Miolialakfg ...... 1 2 4 Kornowa,g ....... 1 0 2 LTotal 25 6 56 Total l 3 5 V.. Reserve Team Vanquishes Haskins Five By 18-9 Score -With apractically new and in- ezsperienced team on the floor, Cnach Homer Hanham's reserve .squad and freshman team de- feated the Haskins reserves by Elle score of 18-9. Coach I-Lanham had four different squads in the game, including the freshman five. 1 Gross, Bustow, and Swantek led the cub attack while Toper Boykin, and Johnson displayed affine-floor game. The reserves an impregnable defense practically all I-I as kin s isdints being made from the free -throw line. ,Varsity Is Tl1eater's Guest n On Football Night Tuesday - Twenty-two varsity football jlayers, Coach Rol Bevan, Art Smith, Homer Hanham, and Clyde Meek, Athletic secretary, were guests of the Toledo Par- amount Theater last Tuesday at thel, annual Football night for all 'Toledo high school squads. All of the gridders were pre- sented with little football medals. Waite was awarded with a silver loving' cup. Dance Nets Profit The Girls' Athletic league dance, Gobbler's Wobblej' add- ed twenty-seven dollars, clear profit, to the treasury. Detroit Coach Twenty-two members of the Woodward varsity football team, twenty members of the light- weight squad, and Coaches Rol- lie Bevan, Art Smith, and Ben Pencheff will attend the ninth annual banquet to be held at Page Hall,Monday, December 11, at 6:30 p. m. This is an annual affair sponsored by Henry Page, head of the Page Dairy Company. Others attending the banquet are Faculty Manager Clyde Meek, student managers James Follas and Raymond Parker, and the coaches, faculty managers, and members of the football teams of Scott, Waite, Libbey, Central, and DeVilbiss. The speaker of the evening will be Charles E. Dorais, athletic director and head coach of University of Detroit. . - K.. In order to keep his gridders in tip-top condition, Coach Rollie Bevan is going to have such lambs as Borough, Kelly, Mac- Farland, and Boardman workout during the winter months. These boys will wrestle, box, and lift weights. 6 8 0 Charles Szczygiel, former Woodward student, is amember of Coach Tracy's St. John's col- lege varsity squad. Many former high school stars, such as Johnny Tschogel and Bill Kenny have berths on .this quintet. Q If ll Bevan's Bears, a basketball team which will be made up of football players and sponsored by Rol Bevan, will probably be seen in action as a part ofthe pre- liminary programs, which will be offered to those coming to the Woodward games. Although the Bevanites Hnish up in the cellar in the inter-city championship race, the Bears had the second best record in the city, winning four games, losing three, and tying one. Waite had the best record, winning five, losing two, and tying one, and also win- ning the city championship for the third consecutive year. 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Although Bevan doesn't expect a world beating team, he will have his boys tuned up and ready to dish out stiffcom- petitoin to all oncomers. Mr. Bevan has been coaching basketball at Woodward for three years and has also had banner teams at Youngstown Rayen and Dayton Steele, where he coached befoge accepting duties at Wood- war . ' INTRA-MURAL TILTS The Peiuper club ran into grim opposition when they tackled the General Shop but finally nosed them out 11-0, 9-11, and 11-4. 8 I I The strong Pica Club kept its slate clean when they vanquished the Art Klan with very little trouble. The Pica Club won the first and third games and drop- ped the second, 11-2, 4-11, and 11-4 were the respective scores. In other games in the National League the Tattler Staff was easi- ly beaten by the Senior Hi-Y 11- 3 and 11-9, while the Auto Me- chanics trounced the Junior Hi- Y 11-8 and 11-0. Q . Friendly Center had a hard time defeating the Quill and Dagger team 11-7 and 11-6. The Electrical club held the French club scoreless in both of their games and won easily 11-0 and 11-0. N. R. A. emerged victoriously in their games with Latin club by scores of 11-3 and 11-2. As Next Sport Pin-guard, a game similar to basketball, will be played in girls' gym classes. Instead of shooting for a basket as in basketball, the forward must knock clown the pin, in the center of a circle, guarded by one guard. As pin-guard is the lead-up game to basketball, similar rules will be. oflicial. A two-division court is used, forwards and guards are not allowed to over- step the center line. The ball is put in play by a center toss-up, and violations will give the op- posing team the ball, out-of- bounds. Girls' intra-murals teams will begin a basketball tourney after the Christmas holidays. Two weeks will be spent for practice. All freshman intra-mural teams, however, will play pin-guard in- stead of the more complicated game of basketball. Fifteen Games Remain On '33 '34 Basketball Schedule Having won the first game, the Polar Bears have fifteen games re- maining on their '33, '34, basket- ball schedule. Three out-of-town tilts have been booked. The Bears will travel to Whitehouse, De- cember 20th, Christmas night they battle the Kenton Wildcats there, and the following day Rol Bevan's cagers will be guests of Lima South. Following- is the schedule of the games. Date Opponent Place Dec.15 Holland Here Dec.20 Whitehouse There Dec.22 St. John's Here Dec.25 Kenton There Dec.26 Lima South There Jan.5 Central Here J an.9 Waite .There Jan.12 Libbey Here Jan.19 Scott There J an.23 De Vilbiss Here Feb.6 Central There Feb.9 Waite Here Feb.13 Libbey There Feb.16 Scott Here Feb.20 De Vilbiss There The city tournament will be held sometime in early March. FINAL CITY STANDINGS With the passing of Turkey Day grid battles, Toledo schools ended their grid schedules, with Waite High defeating Scott 20-0, and Libbey downing DeVilbiss to the tune of 13-6. These two games determined every place in the standings except third and sixth which were taken by Central and Woodward Respec- tively. W L T Pct. Waite 4 0 1 1.000 Libbey 2 1 1 .666 Central . 3 2 0 .600 Scott 2 3 0 .400 DeVilbiss 2 3 0 .400 Woodward 1 3 0 .250 THE WOODWARD TATTLER . TONIGHT IS DATE FOR CARD PARTY P.T.A. Event Is To Be Held In Cafeteriag Profits Are For Xmas Baskets Parent Teachers' association of Woodward High School is sponsoring a card party this evening at 7:45 in the school cafeteria. Door prizes and table prizes will be presented to the lucky guests. Refreshments will be served by the hostesses. John Luttenberger, president of this association, is at the head of the affair and is assisted by the following committees: refresh- ment, Mrs. Holmes, Mrs. Maunz, and Mrs. Ashbrook, prizes, Mrs. Spaulding, Mrs. Schuster, and Mrs. La Rue, tally, Mrs. Spaul- ding, Miss Ward, and Miss Miller. Proceeds taken in from this party will be used to make up Christmas baskets. I Deadline Flashes I Profit of 323.33 from the movie, Waltz by Strauss, sponsored by the German club, was turned over to Charles La Rue to be used for some worthy cause. I if . Tonight at 7:30 p. m. His Maj- esty the Queen, a two act com- edy directed by Molly Rubin, stu- dent, and Miss Dorothy Kellogg, adviser, and presented here re- cently by the Little Theatre Guild, will be given for the Stickney P. T. A. at Stickney school. 0 4 U Molly Meerkreb . and Anna Wegener represented the Wood- ward Tattler staff at a cabinet meeting of the Toledo High School Press Association meet- ing at the Vocational school, Wednesday, December 6. Juliette Sear was elected new reporter of the Salesmanship club, and two new committee chairmen, Alice Farris and Christine Kraemer, were also appointed. Steven Korecki, chairman, as- sisted by Eva Ganch and Robert Bolli, were the committee in charge of drawing up a constitu- tion for the Powder and Paint Players. G. Patterson Will Speak To School Journalists Dec. 22 Members of the staff of the Woodward Tattler have been invited to attend a meeting of student journalists, sponsoredby Alpha Phi Gamma, national journalistic fraternity, to beheld in the conference room at the University of Toledo at 8:00 P.M. on Friday, December' 22. Grove Patterson, editor of the Toledo Blade, will be the princi- pal speaker of the evening. His subject will be Opportunity in the Newspaper Field. Phillip C. Nash, president of the university, will welcome the guests. MINUTE INTERVIEWS ' a Li 'Eff-ser ' -13'-iE'5!sl - ' Q, 1 1 -:Qi-1 pa j 5'-'fjzgi if - - 1-ff 41.4 Q F 57 Mrs. Leu There are other teachers more important than I am, insisted Mrs. Eva Leu as our ever inquis- itive reporter stepped into one of her rooms, where the fast clicking of typewriters signifies the pupils are becoming ac- quainted with their work in this course. Upon graduating from the old Central High School, Mrs. Leu entered Toledo University where she received her A. B. degree. Part of this degree, however, was taken at Chicago University. After completing her school- ing her first year of teaching was spent at Stickney school and the next three years at Waite. During this past summer s h e took an automobile trip throughi Northern Michigan and a l s o visited the Century of Progress. Mrs. Leu's present interests are her new model 8 Ford and her pet police dog, Gypsy. Attending lectures and reading interesting books are a couple of her prefered hobbies. And, remarkedthe sup- plier of this information, besides being an excellent housekeeper, our accomplished stenography teacher is an A-1 cook. fWe'll come over and see you some- time, Mrs. Leuj FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Today--Work for fi r s t ten Weeks closes today, teachers to hand in grades soon. Tonight--Annual Junior class dance, Junior Kid Party, held in girls' gym at 8:00 p. m. Tonight---P. T. A. holds card party in school cafeteria. Friday---Dec. 15. Woodward cagemen play Holland five here. STUDENTS INVITED TO ATTEND FORUM Arrangements Are Made To Admit Scholars For A Quarter Students' Forum, an organiz- ation composed of student rep- resentatives from all the Toledo high schools, is working in an effort to make possible special student tickets to the Saturday night OpenForum lectures.These tickets will cost 25 cents. Special announcements by all history' and social problems teachers Will be made in their respective classes. Miss Edna Mc Laughlin, head of the social department, has charge of all tickets sales. The five coming speakers scheduled for the Open Forum have chosen as their subject in general Whither are we going. Royal G. Hall, professor of Albion College, who is the speaker for Saturday, December ninth, will discuss Our Monetary Dilem- ma The Open Forum is always held at the Women's Building, Kenilworth and Cherry streets. Woodward students are urged to buy these special student tickets and take advantage of this un- usual offer. SHOP NOTES Students who have finished their regular courses in Ad- vanced Radio are receiving radio repair jobs under the supervision of A. R. Bitter, their instructor. 8 I I Repair work is also carried on by the students of Advanced Auto Mechanics. Several cars are brought in for fixing each week. New supplies are bought with the money thus obtained. I II? 1 Print shop is again busy sup- plying the Board of Education with printed material. During the past week 40,000 Census Cards have been made in the school print shop. And 40,000 Health cards. MAE MCKNIGHT HEARS S. ILFRATCLIFFE S. K. Ratcliffe, w e ll known English journalist and lecturer, addressed the Town Hall Series a u d i e nc e on the subjects of America, Britain, and the far East. Mr. R a t cl iffe discussed at length the alliances between the white and colored races of Asia. In the last t h i r t y years the social system of China, which e x i s t e d for 1000 years, has witnessed a remarkable change. Japanese protection and holding of Manchuko is permanent, were the two facts brought out con- cerning these two nations. There is nothing that could be much worse than submission to the new forms of dictatorshipf declared the lecturer. It is with a friendly admiration that England views the great new state power and experiment of the American people. Mr. Ratcliffe stated, We are now living in a controlled world and no doubt about it. He also said that the rugged individual- ism of America is over forever. Mae McKnight, W o o d w a r d representative, obtained an inter- view with Mr. Ratcliffe after the lecture. Mr. Ratcliffe expressed his interest in our school paper especially in the fact that the Tattler is a self supporting pro- ject. BIOLOGY STUDENTS SEARCH FOR AMEBA Miss Cronk's Class Wearies Specimens Of Animal Life By Stares Miss Cronk's sixth hour biolo- gy class is in progress, and every- one is straining his eyes to see what he can see in the micro- scopes. Let's take a peek, shhh! Oh, Miss Cronk that must be a paramecium, or perhaps it's an amebag no, now it looks just like a protozoa, chants Vera Zipfel as she follows the moving bodies with her best microscope eye. Francis Dunn and Bertha J akscy are bemoaning the fact that they just can't find a single ameba or anything else, but just water bubbles. Robert Leininger insists that he has found a whole nest of 'em, but is squelched immediately by Alice Farris, who informs him that they don't build nests. Wait, what have Milton Kim- melman and Sam Levin found? Joe Meyer tells us itis a rotifer, well maybe so. fNot Theola dumb- bellll It's all Greek to you? Why, my dear reader, it's only a search for tlgeyery simplest forms of animal 1 e. Twelve Former Woodward Students On Winning Team Joe Szelagowski,Ted Konopka, Ed Kalinowski, i'Charlie Szczy- giel, Puggie Karasiewicz, Red Grochowski, Shorty Krasinski, Emil Owczarzak, Art', Pacer, Chet Banasiak, Legs Kamin- ski, Jumbo Kosokowski, twelve former Woodward stu- dents and Ollie Rybka, Wood- ward junior, are members of the Ciralsky meats, a team which Won the lightweight champion- ship of the federation and also went on to win the Polish cham- pionship of Toledo, when they defeated the Subway Coals, a middleweight team, made up of Polish lads from the vicinity of Nebraska avenue. Leo Kubacki, former intra-mural manager, is in charge of the championship eleven. Elman Rowe Takes Ticket In Score Guessing Contest Elman Rowe guessed closest to the correct score of Wood- ward's first basketball game. He will receive as a reward from the Tattler a free ticket to the VJ ood- ward-Holland game to be played here, December 15. Use the coupon below and re- cord your score for the Wood- ward-Holland game, and drop it in the Tattler box in front of room 122 before 3:00 today. The winner will receive a ticket to the St. John's game to be played here December 22. Name ........ ........... .............. Holland ........... Woodward ......... Home Room ...... M . K Constantly, Consistently Constructive 't-Q' A, w ' vel. VI T elede, ohie, December 15, 1933 NSE PERICLEAN DANCE MISS LOUISE GATES XMAS PLAY BRINGS ART STUDENTS TO IS AFTER SCHOOL Peri Prance Scheduled For Today With A New Orchestra Dancing to the music of Ralph Hanline's Syncopators at the Peri Prance will begin at 2:45 today and last until 5:00 P. M. This five piece orchestra has never played at Woodward be- fore, but promises a bit of en- tertainment in some novelty numbers. Guests of honor include Miss Edna Mc Laughlin, Miss Hazel Mc Manamon, Miss Louise Tipp- ett, Miss Amie Miller, Miss Edith Murphy, Miss Grace Cronk, Philo Dunsmore, Charles La Rue, and Howard Phipps. Irene Walczykowski acted as chairman of the committee in charge with the aid of Ruth Dev- lin, Ethel Dull, Mary Louise Vance, and Marie Cochran. Miss Louise Tippett is adviser of the Periclean Literary society which is sponsoring this affair. Sophomore Dramatic Club Casts The Snow Witch Cast for The Snow Witch, a one-act Sophomore dramatic pro- duction, has been chosen with Florence Shapiro playing the part of Marino, Virginia Stewart portraying the part of Sylvia Sonia, Lucille Phillips having the role of Princess Valeska, Stephen Enderman playing Ivan, and Morris Rappaport portraying the sledge driver. This play, which takes place in Russia, is to be carried out with the use of genuine Russian cos- tumesg and Russian dancing will be a feature of the play. Miss Dorothy Warner is di- rector ofthe Powder and Paint Players who are putting on this play. Other School Newspapers Are Being Sent To Library At a recent meeting, schools belonging to the Toledo High School Press Association decid- ed to send two copies of each school paper to the different schools instead of one. One paper will remain in the journalism office and the other in the school library. Papers from Waite, DeVi1biss, Scott, Libbey, Vocational, St. John's, and .Central will be found in Woodward's library for students to read. DISCUSSES RUSSIA Grove Patterson Forced To Cancel Engagement For Today Miss Louise Gates of the Y. W. C. A. spoke to Woodward sophomores, juniors, and seniors, during conference hour today, on Soviet Russia. Grove Patterson, who was scheduled to appear here on this date, was suddenly called out of the city thus making it impossible to keep his engage- mentg the remainder of the pro- gram was not changed. Mr. Patterson's letter, ad- dressed to principal Charles C. LaRue, is Printed below. Dear Mr. LaRue: I am very sorry to say that I learn I shall have to go out ofthe city on Thursday and cannot be sure just when I can return. I am under the necessity of asking the Woodward International club to cancel or postpone my engage- ment for Friday morning. If I can be of service on some other occasion, I will co-operate to the best of my ability. In haste, I am Very cordially, Grove Patterson. R. Lowry Speaks At Junior Meeting on Manchukuo Raymond F. Lowry, senior English instructor, spoke on Manchukuo at the regular meeting of the junior class held yesterday conference hour in the auditorium. Formerly called Manchuria, this province was taken from China by the invading Japanese during the Sino-Japanese war- fare about a year ago, declared independent by Japan, and named Manchukuo. New Social Science Club To Be Organized At Waite High Woodward Social Science club will attempt to organize Social Science clubs in other Toledo high schools. At the meeting which was held Tuesday, Tilma Roloff was appointed chairman of the committee which will encour- age the establishment of these clubs at Waite high school. Others assisting her are Stanley Szych, Edward Wozniak, Edward Krecioch, John Alexson, and Steve Madezki. P. Thomae'e Machine Shop To Repair Christmas Toys Machine Shop under the super- vision of Paul Thomae has oifered to repair all toys for the clubs or organizations of Woodward that are preparing Christmas baskets . for needy families. WORK TO STUDENTS Practice Includes Dancing, -Singing, Speaking, And Managing Family The Little Theatre Guild's next production, A Christmas Carol by Dickens, will be a product of many hands and uncountable hours of tireless work. Alvina Piesiewicz spends her extra time teaching the De- Coverly c o u n t r y dance to the participants in the hilarious Fezziwig sketch, and sighing as she works on the scene of the lovers' parting. The reason Carl Dority is talking so queerly lately is that he has been trying to teach three spirits how to talk in sepulchral tones. At the same time he is directing the scenes in Scrooge's oflice. Marjorie Herzberg has her hands occupied keeping track of seven or eight members of the Cratchit family, who are every- where at once. Christmas carolers are being coached by Margaret Zimmerman, who also has the gigantic task of seeing that some 40 people are properly costumed. Heavy is the burden carried by Pauline Wilson, general stage manager, who is confronted with such problems as stoves, Christ- mas dinners, clanking chains and falling snow. Her able assistant is Ralph Worshtil who also shoulders lighting problems. Louis Barrie is the man re- sponsible for seeing that what is an ofhce one minute is a garden scene the next. Everything from ghostly green lights and street lamps, to evening shadows and bright sunlight, is being worked out bv Meyer Davis who is work- ing along with Ralph Worshtil. Rev. Michelfelder Talks To Sophomores And Seniors At the second regular meeting of the Sophomore class which was held Thursday, December 7, the Reverend S. C. Michelfelder from St. Paul's Lutheran Church spoke about the Ruins of Rome, and countries in Europe in- cluding Italy, Belgium, Switzer- land, Greece, and England. With him Rev erend Michelfelder brought motion pictures which he took touring in Europe. Historical scenes shown were Oxford, and Trinity colleges in England, the Ruins Of Pompeyl' after the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, and the primitive ways of the Belgium folk. Clarence Fultz, the leader of the band which furnished the music at the Junior Kid Party, graduated from Woodward last year. EXPLAIN PAINTINGS Masterpieces To Be Enacted By Art Klan Members On December 18 Art Klan will present Tab- leaux Vivante of famous master- pieces as pictured in life, Mon- day, December 18, conference hour, in the auditorium. An ex- planation of the picture together with a brief biography of the artist will be given with each representation. Among the masterpieces to be displayed in tableau form are Lavinia by Titian, portrayed by Annabel Lacy. A short talk on the life of Titian, the painter is to be given by Edward Betts. Blue Boyi' by Gainsborough, with Mary Katherine Le Grone in the role of Blue Boy and Justin Hering explaining the pictureg Age of Innocence by Reynolds, with Lillian Barbasy in the rep- resentation and Gladys Williams discribing it, The Torn Hat by Sully, with Amos Kelting in the picture and Ruth Dutcher telling about itg 'iArtist and Daughter by Vigee Lebrum, enacted by Pauline Wilson, and Mary Jane Barns, with Gretchen Paulson ex- plaining the portrait, Song of the Lark by Breton, with Doro- thy Kaszubiak in the picture, and Bertha Payak relating the char- acters of itg A Polish Noblemani' by Rembrandt, the role being taken by Adam Wysacki and the talk by Jean Clifton. Marcel Olender, and Alex Dan- kowski are in charge of scenery, while Pauline Wilson will be the costumiere. Properties are to be taken care of by Adam Wysacki, tickets by Kasmer Klap, lighting by Grover Kenyon, and make-up by Jane Staiger. Rita Loerke and Margery Herzburg will furnish the music. In addition to the dramatic clubs, each member of the Art Klan is to be provided with ten tickets to be distributed among the students interested in this phase of art. Miss June Anderson is the adviser of the club. Thirty Home Nursing Girls Visit County Institutions Corresponding with their stud- ies, thirty girls in Miss Hazel Coy's Home Nursing classes visited the County and Tubercu- losis hospitals, Fresh Air School, and the Shacks last Wednesday. Light treatments and the rou- tine of children at the Fresh Air - school were explained. The school room windows are kept open and their clothing consists of a thick robe and fur artics. Adults only are taken care of in the Tubercu- losis hospital. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the F ,N N ' ':' 'I' Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 58.15 per semester, 55.03 single issue. filivffmgs Newsnaner Q asset - 'ffm -E TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ..,..,...,..............,..... Charles KllI1kSlCk Business Manager .,,.,........,.......... Arthur Berkowitz I Sam Schall Circulation Managers ............., T Donald Dietsch Sharon Leibovitz News Editors ............... .......... 5 Cora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener Feature Editor ,,,,, ,,.,..,,.,,...,,..................... J ames Moll Assistant Feature Editor ,..........,........... Helen Swaya Alvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors ............. ..... I Ienry Nickpor Ro-bert Ridenour l ., Virginia Schuster Club Editors ............................... 5 Carl Dority Grade Cards THIS week most of the students in school have been given yellow tickets in the form of grade cards for their more or less recklessness in handling the first half of this semester. Some of the violations were: stopping in courses where there is no park- ing, running through caution and stop. lights, and ignoring safety stops. These same cards were certificates of award for careful driving to a few scholars who were obedient to their obligations and received A's and B's. The marks, whether fa- vorable or not, have been recorded on the ublotteri' and cannot be changedg but all possibility lies in the future. Therefore, any student has no excuse for stalling. If his grades are low he has all reason to be in activity, and if not, he must work to maintain his high standard. Saturday Forum AN OPPORTUNITY with many points of advantage is being offered by the Stu- dents' Forum, an organization of represent- atives from each high school. This group has obtained reduced prices to the Saturday Open Forum. The regular cost to visitors is seventy-five cents, but this has been cut to a quarter for students this year. Hearing famous speakers and their opinions is ed- ucational entertainment at reasonable cost. In addition, the Woman's Building, at which the meetings are held, is quite centrally located. We encourage attendance by stu- dents for their own benefit. Council Actions TWO months of school life is ample time for student government to get under way and function properly. The splendid progress made by the hall patrol in elimi- nating corridor confusion has been undone in several ways. It has proved possible for a student, assuming an air of business like propriety, to rove all over the building, and only have his thoughts interrupted once or twice in an hour by Gotta permit? Blank paper can be very deceiving at a distance. If a student body shows enough con- fidence in a fellow to elect him president of the council, he, at least, is expected to give whole-hearted support to the measures he helps instigate. Yet this very oflicial uses his authority for his own convenience, loll- ing around the halls, and discussing in no gentle tones, matters as distinctly foreign to his duties as snow in summer. Other pupils have been sent before the student court for offences such as these. . deeR Poli bair? how doo yu sejest i LerN too tiPE? Deah Almah Use the Bible Method which is Seek and ye shall find. Your loving popcorn lgill, o a. ELMEr PegORSch. Dear Pola Baer, VVhy does Donald McFerren abhor being addressed as Donnie ' Fred Leighton. Dear Double Crosserg I don't understand it myself. Vivian says it sooo nicely. Pola tFirst Stumpj. Dear Miss Bear, Why does Jean Mathie presist in treating our Fred Leighton so cruelly. Donnie tWhat, again?J McFerren. Dear Donnie, Jean does that to everyone. You see it's just her rnathi'd to get her man. Pola Baer. S F U THIS AND THAT Notice Annette Veller's fingers are minus another ring. And Tilma Roloff has acquired yet another one. Did you ever see a dream walking? Well, Fred Blum did. His dream is in the personage of Dolores Haynes. Friends of Lillian Barr's call her Fannie tYou know, uFannie doesn't live here any moref'J We've often been told, act your age, and if you had seen Louis Barrie at the Kid Party ---well, he didnit actually creep. Gordon Hop- kins thought he was seeing double a gain when he looked at F a n c h o n Cooker and Doris Pryne. Bill Justen is giving Geroldine Ludwikoski the grand rush of late. Who's next Bill? Step up in line. Howard Kersey is looking for a new girl friend since Louise Miller is no longer interested. After hearing Gordon Parent trying to imitate Joe Penner, imc gives devout thanks for a good pair of egs. I K l WOODWARD PERSONALTIES David Weiss ................................ Eddie Cantor Earl Sommers ........... ........... ...... P h ythagoras Frank Siadak ............................... .Clark Gable Kathryn McDonald ...... Jessica Draggonette Edward Stager ............ ,.......... E lsworth Vines Mary Jane Veller .......... Helen Wills Moody Tilma Roloff ..................................... Zasu Pitts K IF I Miss Shaw is in glory. One Student she won't have to look up to is Ruth Kaminsky. It sinks slowly Through the floor, Out of sight, Down into the maze Of long, slender Coiled things, VVhere no man treads Except with big Iron weapons With which To turn bolts On the pipes Of the hot water Heating system ll at I ANNUAL FACULTY FOIBLES Meek Alberstett on a pin. He let out a Rohr Mr. LaRue tried to Cronk a teacher when he was little. Then he thought he'd Skinner He ran some Sivers in her hand and then Bitter. Even if Phipps does have a Cady the Ball always goes into the Cornwell. The Coy Miller had Morhardt than Kellogg Anderson and was Rutan for him. How can the Tattler be improved? The object of the Tattler is to give the student body all the news of the building. This question is an endeavor to find out if it has neglected anything. I believe that the Tattler is very good as it is and does not need any other im- provements.---Harvella Bentley, senior. The news stories are all right, but the features could be improved by changing the old ones which have been used so many years for something new.---Ruth Isaacson, junior. The Tattler needs more variation in the way in which it writes its stories.--Eva Ganch, sophomore. I think more news about the activities in the classrooms would increase interest in the Tattler.---Nathan Schwartz, freshman. I belive that scholastic activities should be stressed as much or more than athletic events.--Floyd Lords, faculty member. Flashes From Friends Did you know that: Mr. Sutphen smokes on an average of 10 stogies a day? Mr. Ball sang with the Sun Carlo grand Opera company two year ago.---Scott Thistle. We know what little girls are made oil but what is ink made of? An instructer of chemistry at Sheboy- gan high school explained the process of preparing ink to students. Ferrous sulphate and tannic acid plus the dye was used in his demonstration. The chemistry department manufactures the ink for the school.--Lake Breeze, She- boygan, Wisconsin Q . From a foolish dictionary: Appendicitis-- a modern pain costing about 35200 more than the old-fashioned stomach-ache.---Linblom Weekly, Chicago, Illinois. -:- Club Chats .- La Junta Castellana was originated in 1923 at old Woodward to teach literature, art, and language of the country, which motives have been faithfully carried out, says Miss A. G. Wetterman, adviser ofthe Spanish club, The first president of the organization was Manuel Blum. It is the only Spanish club in Toledo that has ever presented Spanish plays to the public. Among its productions were Los Castillos de Torresnoblesf' in l924g La Muela Del rey, in 1925g Farfan, by Quintero, in 1926. Some English presentations were She Stoops to Conquerf, Indian Summer, and Over the Garden Wall. The Spanish club has been active in its contributions to Woodward, having pre- sented the pictures of Washington and Lincoln, hanging in the auditorium, as well as the trophy case, which is cleaned and polished annually by the donors. The organization has undertaken many acts of charity by giving Thanksgiving and Christmas baskets, donating to the Com- munity Chest, and giving rummage sales for the benefit of the poor. Present ofiicers of the club are: Alfred Samborn presidentg Gladys Williams, vice- presidentgMargeDevlin,treasurergMarjorie Lyons, secretaryg and Harvella Bentley, reporter. THE WOODWARD TATTLER ' -- A.-- - - L POLAR BEARS WILL PLAY HOLLAND COACHES TEAM TO g K TODAY, WHITEHOUSE WEDNESDAY FIRST '33 VICTORY HL! A--1 Woodward Team Is Prepared To Meet Opponents Homer Hanham? Quintet IS Tonight: Lineup To Be Similar To That basketball tournament will be Of Seasorfs First Game The annual inter-city Hi-Y held Christmas day at the Y. M. C. A. with teams from every Hi- Y club competing. Last year, the sophomore, junior, and senior teams copped championships in their respective groups. ll I fl 0 Quite a jolt did the De Vilbiss quintet receive when the Gibson- burg cager broke thru for a 26-19 victory last Friday. Looks like the Tigers couldn't click. Hope the Bears perform the same pro- cedure when the two teams meet. 0 n n Some cross country runner is this Ernie Mac Farland. Ernest ran around Wilson Park three times and won a quarter from Coach Rollie Bevan. l if U Glen Monk Myers, stellar Waite end, is the only Toledo scholastic gridder to make the All Ohio High School team. The players who received positions on the first and second teams will be awarded gold footballs at a ban- quet, which will be held in Col- umbus in due time. Gym Classes Play Pin-Guard Pin-guard, a lead-up game to basketball, is now predominant in the junior and senior boys' gym classes. The purpose of the game is to prepare the boys for basket- ball. The teams in each class are having a round-robin pin-guard tournament. Faculty Manager Meek Books Cleveland Central Woodward Athletic Board has signed a football contract, calling for games in 1934 and 1935 with Central high school of Cleveland. Central is to play at Woodward field September 22 next year, with the Polar Bears journeying to Cleveland for a game the fol- lowing season. Polar Bears Beat Juniors For I-Iit-Pin Championship Polar Bears edged the Juniors in a close scoring tilt, 7 to 5, to take the inter-club, inter-class hit-pin championship. Boosters emerged victorious in their bid for third place down- ing the Soph. 3 team, 12 to 10. Ofliciating at the games were: Margaret Williams, Maryellen DuMounte, Sylvena Truno, and Mary Jane McDonald. Coaches Vote For Boyd-As Fullback On All-City Team Jim Boyd, varsity fullback who was honored with that position on the News-Bee all-city team, again received the same position on the Toledo high school coaches' all-city eleven. Four of the six votes were given to Boyd which were enough to get the position. Wil hardwood court 0 Coach Rel Bevan's Polar Bear cagers will take on the Holland five tonight on the Woodward and Wednesday, December 20, the Woodwardites travel to Whitehouse, where they will be guests of that quintet for the evening. Last week's tilt showed the Bevanites scoring power and defensive work. Although Coach Bevan was satisfied with the showing Bears made, he order to develop good shooting from the field and also via the charit line 9 . S. p, 1 , :C 1 I gi' - has been keeping his charges in stiff workouts in .ff . is 'W' is y . 9 Probable starters in tonight's classic are Frank Michalak and Dickie Davis at the guard berths with Lamb Czarcinski at the center post. Carl Corthell and Gifford Meacham, the lads who led the Bears in scoring in their initial tilt, are at forward positions. Flo Tschogl, Stan J azwicki, Rs d Hiltman, and Dorman Birthwright will see action before the final gun ends the game. Other players who may get into the fracas are Ed Zylka, Andy Kornowa, and Charles Moellenburg. Coach Pease of Holland will start his veteran lineup with Manley and Hartman at forwards, Newnham at center and Pawlick and Merrill at the guard positions. Last year's game with Holland found the Bears emerging in a 42-14 victory. INTRA-MURAL STANDINGS INTRA-MURAL SCORES National League Friendly Center Pencil Pushers Team W L Pct. lg Auto Mech. 5 0 1.000 - - - Pica Club 5 0 1.000 Polish Knights Lat1n9club ET. H1-Y 3 2 .680 11 4 eiuper 3 2 .6 0 - - Gen. Shop 1 4 .200 Quillfz Dagger Electr1cal9club Tattler Staff 0 5 .000 11 6 JT' H1'Y 0 5 -000 N. R. A. French club American League 1 llgggliily Cen. 2 8 Autciftflechaiiics Peiupergclub Polish Kni'ts 4 1 1.800 11 6 Q Sz D 3 2 .600 . Electrical club 1 n 4 .200 Plcalcilub General shop Frenclipclulb 1 4 .230 11 2 Penci us ers 1 4 .2 0 . . . . Latin club 0 5 X -000 Senipf H1-Y Jun1or7H1-Y Five Extra Teachers To Aid 11 , 6 In After School Activities Art San Tdttleustaif Five C.W.A. employees are tak- 11 3 ing charge in the girls' gym after 2:30, aiding Misses Catherine Mc- Clure and Stella Cornwell in after school activities including sports and clogging. p Everyday the following are present: Mrs. Mamie Strahan, musician, Mrs. Helen Laiferty, dancing, and Miss Josephine Haddad,sportsg everyday except Monday, Miss Elizabeth Cranker, sports: On Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Friday, Miss Elizabeth Kel- ler, sports. Due to these additions more sports can be offered to the stud- ents. The equipment room adj oin- ing the girls and boys' gyms will be used as a recreation room in which ping pong and darts will be played. Student leaders will assist in these sports. Woodward Polar Bears will travel to Howe Military Academy in 1934 to play the game that was cancelled this year. Pupils Given Second Chance To Guess Outcome Of Game Due to the fact that most of the guesses handed in for the score of the Haskins-Woodward tilt were so far away from the actual score of the game, the Tattler is offering you two chan- ces to guess the outcome of the Holland-Woodward game, to be played in the boys' gym tonight. So fill in the following coupon, the second for this game, and drop it in the box in front of room 122 before 3:00 today. If you are lucky, the Tattler will present you with a ticket to the St. John's-Woodward tilt to be played here December 22. Name ....................................... ....... Holland ......... ,,,,,,, Woodward ....... .. Home Room ......... ...... . Out To Keep Good liecord Homer Hanham Homer Hanham, physical ed- ucation instructor and light- weight baseketball mentor, coached his reserve team to their first '33 '34 victory, when the Bear cubs took the Haskins seconds to camp. , Mr. Hanham's teams have not lost a game for two years, copping the city lightweight champion- ship. The Polar Bear Cubs believe they can keep up this good record and will be out to add another victim to their list when they meet the Holland reserve in the Dreliminary to-night,prior to the main game. Mr. Kutz, CWA Worker, To Help In Gym After School E. C. Kutz, a C. W. A. worker, has been appointed to assist Homer Hanham and Art Smith with the after school activities. Mr. Kutz has a definite schedule to follow. 2:15-2:30 on duty in the boys' locker room. 2:30-3:15 in charge of intra-mu- rals. 3:15-4:15 in charge of track. 4:30-5:30 in charge of freshman basketball in girls' gym. Latest Fashions Displayed At Annual Junior Kid Party Latest fashions were displayed at the Junior Kid party showing what the best dressed kidlets are wearing this season. Games, lollypops, dancing, entertainment, and a grand march resembling a baby parade were some of the main attrac- tions of this social affair. The prize for the prettiest cos- tume went to Marjorie Herzberg while Minnie Solomon obtained a prize for having the cutest cos- tume. Operetta Cast Increased Two other members of the Glee club have been selected to be in the cast of Betty Lou, the Dream Girl, an operatta supervised by Clarence Ball. They are LaDonna Pfuhl who will take the role of Lola, and Dorothy Hall, portraying Bea. Q THE WOODWARD TATTLER DR. HALL DISCUSSES MONETARY SYSTEM College Professor Expresses Firm Faith In U. S. President QEditor's note-This is a resume of the Open Forum lecture as reported by Ruth Ramlow, Woodwa.rd's representativej Quoting Sir Montague Nor- man, governor of the Bank of England, Dr. Royal G. Hall, pro- fessor and head of department of economics at Albion college, re- peated, It is too great for me, referring to the fact that the majority of eminent economists disagree with regard to the pre- sent day monetary situation. Dr. Hall believes that before one criticizes, it should be re- membered that the President's program is merely an experiment and that suiiicient time has not elapsed for the project to develop thoroughly.This professor stated, In this time of crises 'experience is a thing of the past' justifies Roosevelt's plans. Usually one- third of the first nineteen months spent in an attempt for recovery is spent in recession. The optomistic doctor, express- ing his Hrm belief in the Presi- dent, encouraged the audience. He feels' certain that inflation will come only as a last resort, that the monetary system is fool proof againest tinkering, and that since our President is very capable, his gold buying policy is surely not dangerous and is worth trying. He believes it is certain to improve our export trade and to' make possible a managed currency, as well as to push Franceoff the goldstandard. In conclusion the professor re- marked that we Americans are past the day when people are go- ing to loaf. He said, What we in America need is a new bill of rights, not with political liberty, but with economic liberty. - - j Deadline Flashes A large number of people turned out at the card party which was sponsered by the Woodward P. T. A. association recently. A profit of fifty dollars was taken in. Miss A. Miller and Miss M. Ward were the teachers in charge of the affair. I I I Friendship clubs from all city schools met in a city-wide Girl Reserve regconition service at Y. W. C. A. Tuesday, December 12, at three-thirty. After the cer- emony. tea was served to those attending. Members o f t h e junior and senior clubs were pre- sent at the services. 8 O 8 At the last regular meeting of the Senior Friendship club last Tuesday, December 12, Reverend Michelfelder of St. Paul's Luthe- ran Church spoke on Christmas in the different lands of the World. MINUTE INTERVIEWS I R. K. Sheline Ye morn was dark and drear until something blindingly bright entered the scene. Ye interviewer gazed upon ye portal to discover from whence came ye radiance. Lo and behold---Raymond K. She- line, teacher of freshman science and adviser of the Senior Hi-Y. This instructor gained his C, E. and Ch. E. degrees at Tri- State University at Angola, In- diana, and his B. A. in Ed. and M. A. at University of Michigan. I've traveled in the East, but I've never been west of the Mis- sissippij' says Mr. Sheline. Football is his favorite sport, next in line come hunting and tennis. Although never partici- pating in the game while at college, he did play semi-pro- fessional football when he was principal of Port Clinton High School and superintendent of schools at Genoa and at West Unity, Ohio. Although it is evident that his main hobby is Kidding, he in- formed ye interviewer that he is particularly fond of four part music. Among the assortment of things that really 'get' me are aifectation, cottage cheese, and all the speed cops on Central avenue, this teacher emphatic- ally concluded. t..- FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Today--2:45 Periclean Liter- ary society gives Peri Prancef' v Tonight--Woodward cagemen play Holland five here. Wednesday, Dec. 20---Wood- ward-Whitehouse basket- ball game there. Friday, Dec. 22---Tattler Staff invited to journalism meet- ing at Toledo University. Miss H. Coy Speaks Before Woodward Mothers' Club Miss Hazel Coy, school nurse, addressed the Woodward Moth- ers' club on the topic, Woodward Health Department, at their sec- ond meeting which took place in room 312, Wednesday, Dec. 13. Following the meeting a Christmas tea, sponsored by the Spring school mothers, was given honoring all Woodward faculty members. ' CLUBS ARE HOLDING CHRISTMAS PARTIES Spanish, International, And German Clubs To Have Affairs Wed. Three clubs, the International, La Junta Castellana, and the Freie Bahn, are planning Christ- mas parties for next week. The French club held theirs Wed- nesday, December 13. The International club of Woodward will hold its annual Yule party Wednesday, De- cember 20. Entertainment will be furnished by Miss Katherine McClure in a series of olympic games. Eugene Zytkus will tell a story of the first Christmas, and Fredrick Holtfreter and Alma Wozniak will tell of Christmas in Germany and Poland. Sara Greenberg is in charge of re- freshments. Room 118 will be resplendent with decorations as the two clubs advised by Miss AnneWetterman LaJunta Castellana and the Freie Bahn societies, meet to celebrate the arrival of Christmas by sing- ing songs in German and Spanish. ' Parents are invited to join their sons and daughters around the Christmas tree. The party will be in the evening Wednesday, De- cember 20. Le Cercle Francais had their Christmas party for the whole French department Wednesday, December 13. Joan Elmer pre- sented a description of Jesus' crib, the Birth of Christ was given in French by Irene Walcykowski. William Shames introduced Charles Stuart and Leon Phifer who portrayed 'the roles of Pere Noel and Pere Fuettard. Rita McCarty was chairman of the program committee. Zetalethegis To Be Guests Of DeVilbiss Chapter Today Zetalethean Literary society of Woodward has been invited to attend a Christmas tea to be held this afternoon at DeVilbiss under the sponsorship of the chapter at that school. Zets from every high school in the city will attend. Among those who will be present from Woodward' are: Alvaina Piesiewicz, Mary Ellen Mertz, Mary llen Du Mounte, Lucy Stipes, Margaret Zimmerman, Nymphiadora Funke, E m il y Braunschweiger, Alice Henzler, Anita Eurenius, Delores Haynes, Helen Abood, Virignia Wood- bury Catherine Gailer, Virginia Stewart, Virginia Schuster, Julia Bennet and Rita Loerke. Miss Kellogg Writes Play You might be interested to know that when the published version of A Christmas Carol did not prove suitable for the use of the little Theatre Guild, their undaunted advisor, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, sat right down and wrote one herself. And is it good? Ask those who are working on it. AUTOS ARE CAUSES OF MANY TROUBLES Cars Worry Teachers Who In Turn Weary Police Department The other day when I was eavesdropping at a recent teach- ers' meeting I gleaned these facts, that our teachers are not so care- ful while driving as best becomes their business of being a peda- gogue. A few days ago while out drive- ing in his car, Raymond Lowry fell asleep at the wheel and dreamt he was climbing a flag pole. Strange to say, when he awakened by the crash of his car against atelephone pole he saw that there was some resemblance between the two poles. Speaking of sleeping on the job, a certain motorcycle cop .was not one day last week when Miss Marie Doering was breaking the speed laws, Or at least he said so, but I'm certain the speedom- eter read only about --well that's another matter, declares this teacher as she defends herself. Obviously the arm of the law has some respect for teachers be- cause when Miss Doering told the policeman her profession he let her go without further trouble. Now that I've mentioned speed- ing, I guess someone is speeding away with Miss Kathryn Barnes' car. Her new car is a beauty, but she still retains fond memories of that old pal which took her back and forth through rain and snow, sun and shine. P Since we've mentioned stolen cars, I wonder who belonged to the black Buick that was stolen the night of the Junior Kid Party. Miss Angela Abair certainly looks lonesome driving to school all by herself. There's a cure for that Miss Abair. I'm sure that a few of those kids that stand at the corner of Elm and Ontario Waiting for the bus whould be glad to keep you company. I-Io hum let's drift to less driv- ing subjects. It's time that I re- tired. CLASSROOM CLIPPINGS Miss Hazel Coy, school nurse, has prepared a series of lectures to be presented monthly to the freshmen girls. Topics covered by these lectures include person- al hygiene, health habits, and cleanliness. l I 'I As an aid to studying botany, Miss Cronk has assigned sever- al projects dealing with plant life to various students or groups of students who make reports to the class concerning their work. U I O In the first year art classes, Miss June Anderson is stressing the importance of black and white in sign making and adver- tisments. During the past week students have been making sketches of pottery showing the value of this work, Junior students included in the Q o M WARD T TTL QI mstnmz Constantly, Consistently Constructive HBH! :EMI Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, December 22, 1933 No. 12 Y FOURTEEN PERFECT CHRISTMAS CAROL A GRADE CARDS GIVEN Sophomore Class Is In Lead Having Five All A Students Fourteen Woodward students recieved all A cards for the first quarter ofthe current school year. Sophomores led the other classes with five members attending perfect scholastic records. They were followed closely by the jun- ior and senior classes, who had four all A cards each. In the sophomore class, Bertha Payak and Bertha Jakcsy led with five A's, while Emily Ma- rie Braunschweiger, Charlotte Essick, Alice Farris, and Thad- deus Demski had four A's, Com- ing along with four A's and one B were Rita Loerke, Frances Dunn, Dorthy Kaszubiak, and Eugene Zytkus. Three A's and one B were given to Ferne Striggow, Nymphiadora Funke, Marian Chmiel, Casmir Oblaza, and Joe Meyer. Marguerite Smith and Sam Levin had three A's and two B's g Rita Kas- przak, four A's and one CP Corabelle Kehrer tops the sen- ior class with five A's. Anna Wegner, Jane Mack, and William Kapela were next, receiving four A's. Charles Klinksick missed an all A card by having four A's and one B, while James Moll obtained four A's', and two B's.', Ruth Ramlow followed glgssly with three A's and one all A group were Earl Som- mers, Sam Schall, and James Hope with five A's g and Dorothy Crider with four A's. Jane Staiger, Thelma Kehr er, and Molly Meerkreb were given four A's and one B. Meyer Davis had three A's and one B, while Helen Swaya garnered four A's and one C, Dorothy Hall, Harry Childers, and Louis Barrie re- ceived three A's and two 'iB,s. A glance at the schedules of the first year students found only Esther Schaifnit, with iive A's. Nathan Schwartz had four A's and one B , Arilla Mac- Donald, Charles Scheer, and Ben Weinstien each attained three A's and one NB. Aaron Novick completes the list with three A's and two B's. Teacher Of Industrial Arts Shows Productions In Home Louis Bruyere, Industrial Arts instructor, held an art exhibit in his home on Winthrop Avenue Friday. At this exhibit twenty of Toledo's budding artists were given an opportunity to display their works and exchange for those of others, many of which would make appropriate Christ- mas gifts. V' xr V H-Af V wx-wma-' Cllhristmas 25112 W Beautiful night, night of serenity, Holy light, light of Divinity Guiding the Wise Men In search of the Christ child, Holy infant, tender and mild, Born on this night, night of serenity, 'Neath holy light, light of Divinity. Beautiful night, night of serenity, Holy light, light of Divinity Shining down on us This same Christmas night, As of long ago in a manger of light, On that beautiful night, night of serenity 'Neath holy light, light of Divinity. ZETS WRITE PLAY TO BE GIVEN SOON Presentation Is Review Of Magazines Studied Last Year NEW HALL SYSTEM WILL BE STARTED Metal Disks To Be Used As Permits Instead Of Signed Slips Some time after Christmas vacation, Woodward will see a drastic change in the present system of issuing hall permits, when a new type of permit will be inaugerated doing away with the old written passes, which are so easily duplicated. The new permits, which are in the form of a metal disk with the room number 'engraved upon it will be distributed among the teachers by Principal LaRue. The work of making the disk is being, done bv Paul Thomae's machine shop. This system is being used suc- cessfully at De Vilbiss, but has never before been tried at Wood- ward. Reporters Attend Press Meeting At Vocational Hi At the High School Press As- sociation meeting, Wednesday December 20, held at Vocational high school, Wilfred Hibbert, Times reporter, addressed the group on experiences in the newspaper world. Miss Grace Irwin discussed the outline of newspapers. Julia Bennett and Thelma Zetalethean Literary society will present as a review of its last year's project an original play entitled The Court of Mag- azines, written by Ruth Ramlow and Alvina Piesiewicz, president and vice-president of the Epsilon chapter. A survey of contemporary mag- azines, which took six months to accomplish, was made. This ma- terial, in addition to monthly re- ports given by members of the club about magazines they had studied, was necessary to com- pose the play. During the play, twenty-five different m ag a z i n e s seek en- trance into the court, some being accepted and others rejected. The exact date of presentation will be announced later. Miss Edith Murphy, club adviser and English instructor at whose sug- gestion the .play was written, will supervise its production. Zingg, of the Tattler staff, attend- ed the meeting. After the pro- gram a regular business meeting was held at which Herbert Little, president, presided. Refresh- ments were served, followed by an inspection tour of the Vo- cational print shop. PRESENTED TODAY Dramatic Society Produces Famous Story By Dickens With the words, A Merry Christmas to everybody. A Happy New Year to all the worldf, one of Woodwards most successful Yuletide presenta- tions was concluded. We have all been acquainted with Dickens' A Christmas Carol since early childhood, and this impressive dramatization implanted its ideals still more deeply in our hearts. Those who worked both on and back stage are: James Shemas, James Moll, Jane Staiger, Ruth Kaminski, Virginia McCluskey, Jack Worshtil, John Revenaugh, Melvin Lechlak, Robert Klein- hans, Leone Bennett, Dorothy Crider, Margaret Zimmerman, Dorothy Hall, Helen Binkowski, Angela Neid, Adele Nassar, Sa- rah Greenberg, Marjorie Herz- berg, Dorothy Johnston, Sam Meerkreb, Irene Stackowicz, Bill Donavan, Gus Brickman, Ralph Worshtil, Grace Spaulding, Al- vina Piesiewicz, Janet Maseman, Meyer Davis. Maxine Dull, Alice Gertz, Mar- ian Kerwin, Mildred Clukey, Frances Bell, Carl Dority, Mar- garet Nasta, Betty Kaslly, Violet Shechler, Billy Bloomer, Ray Wilson, and Steve Korecki. Mosquitoes Is Subject In National Theme Contest Attention, theme writers. Miss Grace Cronk, biology instructor received a letter from Washing- ton informing her of a contest which is being held for high school students throughout the United States on the subject, Mosquitoes The contest closes in February at which time the best theme from VVoodward will be sent to Washington. Any one desiring more information see Charles La Rue or Miss Grace Cronk, Fasces Club Displays Roman Articles During This Week This week in the Tattler dis- play case is the exhibit in charge of the Fasces club. Some articles of interest being shown are, the fasces which is a bundle of rods borne as a sym- bol of authority before the higher Roman magistrates,the catapult , a machine of war used by the Roman soldiers, and pictures that were drawn by Latin stu-h dents. Howard Phipps is adviser of the club. THE WOODWARD TATTLER A , THE WOODWARD TATTLER -Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.15 per semester, 35.03 single issue. 3 - QM. Sfhablvq , Q95 1 X t'S':::rM:v.:rk ,JlImE eifffusctxp TATTLER STAFF Edjtgl-.in-Chief ,,,,,.,.,,.,,................, Charles Klinksick Business Manager ,.,,,.l................. Arthur Berkowitz I Sam Schall Circulation Managers .............. JL Donald Dietsch Sharon Leibovitz Ngws Editors ,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,. ,,,..... C ora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener Feature Editor .............--..------- .-------- --------- J 2 H165 M011 Assistant Feature Editor ...................... Helen Swaya Alvinia Piesiewicz Henry Nickpor Robert Ridenour Sports Editors ............... ....... Club Editors ........... ........ Q ggfigfrifghustef Exchange Editor ......,. ...............,........,. E thel Dull Make-up ...................... ........ C hester Maltuszziqk Pressman .,.l............ .......... E dward Jan ows i Display Editor ........ ................,..... V irginia Mann - j Miss Marie J. Deering Faculty Advlsers L Hugh Montgomery Universal Cheer HRISTMAS holidays, the days of fes- tivities, are here with all their tokens of joy: holly wreaths, colored lights, carol singing, neatly wrapped gifts, special cakes and cookies, evergreens, greeting cards, and a host of other pleasures. Each of these is a part of the observance of Christmas week. The celebration of this season is not confined. by national boundaries to the United States, such as Independence Day is, but the globe awaits and welcomes Christmas and the New Year on all sides. Each nation, each home, each individual is conscious of the spirit of Christmas. Glad- ness comes to every heart, from the creeping child clutching a red stocking, to the foxy father fastening a red suit. The Tattler wishes you a Merry Christ- mas and a Happy New Year. Be It Resolved--- NE week from Monday the year of nine- teen hundred and thirty-four will com- mence. The annual fad of New Year reso- lutions with its jolly jokes will come, and, as usual, soon depart without having a very permanent effect on anyone. However, we can do no harm in turning over a new leaf for the better, and, reassured by resolution, face the coming year with courage and con- fidence. There will be three hundred and sixty-five days, each with twenty-four hours, with which to accomplish something. If every person accepts each day as it comes and makes the best of it, the year will take care of itself. But, New Year resolutions will continue to be broken. Attention TWO FINE, well-prepared assembly pro- grams were marred during the past week by the unrestrained conversation of the audience. Teachers as well as pupils have been accused of getting their heads together in a buzz of gossip. Although it is a natural impulse to discuss the thought that comes to one's mind at the momentf such desires must be suppressed. Disinter- est, after it is first noticable, spreads throughout the audience to result in a mild uproar. Courtesy should preside rather than private interests. l . l CHRISTMAS CRAX IN THEIR STOCKIN GS Mary Jane Barnes ........ stick of Double Bubble Walter Schulish ................... ........................ s pats Mr. Sheline ............. .... ........ ............ g a r ters Dorothy Johnson ........ ........, g reat big doll Sam Schall ......,........,. ..... .... m e gaphone Stella Taylor ...,.,... .. ............ ...a bed Miss Adams ..........., ......... . .shears Louis Michal ak ....... ................. r attle Virginia Mann .......,. 8 .......... .........,. f o untain pen GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGEREL Even though she doesn't like school LaDonna, you'll find, nobody's Pfuhl We hear Ruth Clark goes pettin' in the park. fSa5Cs Lillian, Burr, she'd better wear her ur. Char-lie Steck-and Clar-ence Heck- Sound just-like Stan-Mac-kow-i-ak. Although they say he sure can snore That just makes us like Phillip Moore. WHAT'S WRONG HERE? Ruth Ramlow---'Tm sorry but I'm not pre- pared. Tommy Jardine walked home from school with Hazel Ryan. Edith Osthimer did not feel like dancing. Max Minor looked as if he hadn't laughed for months. There was LaVerne Kirkpatrick talking to Robert Huebner. Eleanor Eckhart strolled down the hall, alone and forlorn. Clyde Van Tassel was in his room at 8:15. -1- FF I Dear Pola Baer, Why are Jim Wise and Sis Clarke giving each other black looks? Just Babe. Hi ya, Babe, Jim is yellow as girls are concerned, and every time Sis got near him he turned pink. That made her blue until she met Grey, and did they do the town up brown! Then Jim saw red and, though he was green at the game, he bowled that whitffllivered Grey for a row of orchids. But why they should be giving each other black looks is beyond me. Colorfully yours, Pola. Merry Christmas Yes Junior, we're going to see Santa Claus right away.--- No, that's just one of his helpers.--- Of course Santa doesn't drink beer. Where did you ever get that idea?-- Now, just because he's built like Mr. Hoifensmith is no sign he drinks beer. Santa is big because it's cold up north where he lives, and he has to chew on fat to keep warm. - - Jun- ior. I'm not fat, er-a portly. What makes you say that? -- he did! Just wait till I get my hands on your father! --I'm always chewing the fat ! Hump! ---- Here we are, dear. Now speak up and don't be afraid. Mother's here. Hello, Santa. This is my little boy, Junior. You remember last year you brought him that gorgeous cowboy suit and rocking horse. He plays with them day in and day out, don't you, Junior. Santa never loses a letter, do you, Santa? You know Junior wonld like an electric train this year, Mr. Claus, but the good ones are too expen- sive, the others look as if they wouldn't last long. And he's too young for that carpenter's set, don't you think? As for that toy truck, Junior should realize that he is growing up and--- Why, were's Junior? J un-yer! J un-yer! 'Young man, wait until your father hears about this. Here I bring you up town to talk to Santa and you run away to look at those trains. Why didn't you tell him what you wanted when I gave you the chance? I Didn't l Why Junior Harris, your father will hear of this -- blah- - blah. 1 1 1 Pola Bearxwishes everyone a Yrrem Samt- sirhc and a Yppah Wen Raey. Flashes From Friends As this is a Christmas edition, we'll add a bit of Christmas cheer in this column and see what other schools are doing to cele- brate this holiday. 1 F I Christmas Through all the Ages, a holiday festival to be given by pupils of Bryant high school at a Christmas assem- bly for parents and the student body, will feature songs, dances, and other acts of the different nationalities.---The Bryant Times, Minneapolis, Minnesota. U I U Here at Sheboygan high the student body will enjoy their holiday party with a dance. Faculty members and students' parents will attend.--Lake Breeze Weekly, Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Three one act plays will be given by the Junior class at Albuquerque high before the holidays. They are, The Knave of Hearts, Rehearsals, and Figureheads. ---Albu- querque Record, Albuquerque, New Mexico. Annual Christmas festivities will be aug- mented at Wittenburg college with a dinner for the faculty and students of the college and Hamma Divinity school. Senior men's organization is sponsoring this affair.--The Whittenburg Torch, Spring- field, Ohio. I I I At Hamilton high even the girls have a Hi-Y organization. They have planned a doll show and are now preparing for aChrist- Islas dance.---Weekly Review, Hamilton, 10. l -1- Club Chats Last year at this time, A Christmas Dilemma was presented by the Little Theatre Guild for their fellow classmates, the sophomores, and later to fill Christmas baskets. Ye Curtaine Players, junior drama- tic organization, presented H ow The Great Guest Came before the junior and senior classes. This year the clubs, combined into one under the name of The Little .Theatre Guild, gave Fiat Lux for an invited audience, and presented the school with a yuletide dramatization of Dickens' A Christmas Carol. Expert handling of lights, scenery, costumes, and acting at its high school best show the progress this organization is making toward building up dramatic ap- preciation- in Woodward by the periodical presentation of worthy plays. The Guild will handle the class plays this year, juniors and seniors working in their respective annual productions. They will be looked forward to by the club mem- bers as will be the costume banquet which is to be held at the close of each year. Every short play is being kept in readi- ness to use at anytime. By building up a repertoire the club will be able to present plays at any time for varied occasions. Carl Dority and Jane Staiger were the presidents of the two clubs last year. The present officers are James Moll, presidentg Louis Barrie, vice-presidentg Marjorie Herz- berg, secretaryg Grace Spaulding treasurerg and Virginia Mann, reporter. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is adviser of this organization. THE WOODWARD TATTLER BEARS TO VICTORY Lamb Czarcinski and Davis Help Polar Bears Defeat Holland Friday 44-18 Although hindered in the first quarter by close guarding and erratic shooting, the Bevanite cagers delivered a 44-18 win, when they took the Holland quintet to camp last Friday on the Wood- ward court. Giff Meacham and Lamb Czarcinski paced the Bears with 11 and 10 points respectively. The Hollanders broke the ice in the first canto when Hartman drop- ped two charity tosses in the opening minutes of play. Both of theteams battled in the initial period and scored seven points each. Then the Polar Bears' sharp- shooters got their guns aiming and looped the oval thru the buck- et and pulled away for a 26-13 lead at the end of the first half. In the .second half, Coach Bevan's reserve quintte went in and piled up a few more numbers to make the final score 44-18. Corthell, and Michalak, and Davis played fine defensive ball. Hartman and Merrill led the Holland boys scoring more than half of their teams points. Woodward Holland Player Pg. F. T. Player Fg. F. T. 'Meacham 4 3 11 Hartman 2 3 7 Jazwicki 2 0 4 Elliot 1 0 2 Corthell 1 2 4 Munley 1 0 2 Tschogl 1 2 4 Borsor 1 0 2 Czcarcinski 5 0 10 Merrill 1 2 4 Michalak 1 1 3 Davis 2 2 6 Hiltman 1 0 2 Total 17 10 44 6 6 18 Score at half: Woodward, 26---Holland, 13. Referee: Skibbie. ' Individual Scoring Gifford Meacham leads Wood- ward's scorers with 29 points which were collected in the flrst two games. Dickie Davis and Lamb Czarcinski are tied for second place with sixteen points each. The summary follows: Meacham 29 Michalak 7 Davis 16 Tschogl 6 Czarcinski 16 Hiltman 2 Corthell 12 Birthwright 2 Jazwicki 8 Kornowa 2 Senior Boy Gucsses Correct Score And Receives Ticket Given two chances last week to guess the outcome ofthe Holland tilt, Ralph Wexler was the only one to guess the correct score. His reward is a free ticket to the St. John's game to be played here tonight. To the person guessing the score of the game, the Tattler is offering a ducat to the Central Woodward contest scheduled for January 5, here. Fill in the follow- in blank and put it in the box in front of 122 before 3:00 today. Name ........... .....................,................ St. J ohn's ........ .. .... .. Woodward ...... ........ Home Room ...., ........ WHITEHOUSE FIVE Tschogl And Meacham Leads Woodwardites To Third Win In a nip and tuck affair, the Bevanites, led by Flo Tschogl and Gifford Meacham, who scored a total of 12 points, defeated the Whitehouse cagers 21-19 on the opponents' court Wednesday. Coach Bevan started his sec- ond team, who piled up a 7-1 lead through the shooting of Tschogl, Kornowa, and Hiltman, with Heller scoring the opponents' lone tally. Putting on a rally in the second canto, the Whitehouse quintet forged ahead to a 12 - 10 lead, led by Wayne, who located the hoop for three goals. The second half found both teams battling desperately, with the Whitehouse cagers keeping a 14-13 lead at the end of the third quarter. In the fourth period, the 'score was tied three times. With four minutes to play, Michalak drop- ped a long field goal to put the bears ahead. Miller then dribbled the whole length of the fioor to knot the score. Giff Meacham and Tschogl connected with field goals each, while Miller parted the nets for the concluding tally. Summary: Woodward Whitehouse Player F.G. F. T.P. Player F.G. F. T.P. Jnzwicki 0 1 1 Miller 1 0 2 Meacham 2 1 5 Wayne 3 1 7 Tschogl 3 1 7 Hiller 8 1 7 Czarcinski 1 l 8 Hall 0 0 0 Hiltmun 0 l l. Boyer 1 1 3 Michalak 1 0 2 Kornowa l O 2 Total 8 5 21 Total 8 3 19 Score at half: Woodward 10 Whitehouse 12 Refree: Messmore Homer Hanham's lightweight squads handed the Whitehouse seconds a 37-2 trouncing in the preliminary contest. Polish Knights Are Volley Ball Champs Of All Leagues The Polish Knights, led by Joe Szwader and Ted Kosydar, hand- ily trounced the Auto Mechanics for the volley ball Championship of the intra-mural leagues. The undefeated Mechanics were win- ners in the National League while the Knights had to defeat the Friendly Center team and the N.R.A. to stand at the head of their league. The scores of the games were 11-6 and 11-5. Junior, Senior Friendship Clubs To Meet At Potluck Plans have been made by the Junior Friendship club for a holiday splash party followed by a potluck supper, to be held at the Y. W. C. A. Saturday, December 30. Senior Friendship club mem- bers will attend the pot-luck s u p p e r. Annette Veller is in charge of all arrangements for the affair assisted by Joan El- mer and Julia Bennett. Grace Eurenius is in charge of prep- arations for the senior club. MEACHAM LEADS BEVANITES DEFEAT COACH BEVAN'S POLAR' BEARS MEET JESUIT QUINTET IN FIRST CITY TILT Bevanites Out To Capture First Inter-City Conflict In Scholastic Race: Coach Tracy Has Two Veterans On Team ' Coach Rol Bevan's Polar Bear cagers will make their debut in inter-city competition when they meet the St. John's quintet on the Woodward hardwood court at 8:15 to-night. Neither of the two teams have yet felt the pressure of inter-city struggle, and will be fighting for an early lead in the scholastic standings. ' Tracy Has Veterans The Knights ,though not eligible for the city championship, Mhave a fine lineup, including .2 ' -5' , 424 1. '-: Q X fi A, aillwlwii fi Tonight's contest with Coach T racy's Junior Saints will really tell how strong his quintet is with Bob Lawson. Although Lawson scored fifteen points in the Saints' first tilt he will have his hands full, as Coach Bevan has worked out a way to stop Whitey Robert formerly attended Woodward. Charley Fritch was at the Holland game with his pockets full of apples. We didn't get any for many of the Woodward dam- sels saw Charley first. Scoring 56 points in the first game and 44 in the second, gives the Bevanites a 50 point average to the opponent's 11.5. Not bad for a start. Eh? I I 'I Homer Hanhanfs Bear Cubs have set a record for themselves when they held the Holland seconds to three charity throws. Jean Clifton was appointed head usher to all the home games by the Girls' W club. It is J ean's job to see thatlall the girls get a chance to usher at one of the games. Buttons Parker has been trying to solve the following rid- dle for the past three weeks-- Was Nero diddling or fiddling while Rome burned? Hanham's Cagers Out To Continue Perfect Record Tonight, as a preliminary to the varsity game, Coach Homer Hanham's lightweight cagers will meet their 'drst city foe in the St. John's reserves on the Woodward floor. The Cubs will be out to main- tain the brilliant record of no games lost to any team in two years. Coach Hanham's probable lineup. will be Boykin and Swan- tek, forwards: Borough at the pivot position, and Gross and Schoonmaker, guards. Bob Lawson, a former Bear cager, at the pivot position. At the forward berths, Coach Johnny Tracy has Biniak and Wawrzyniak, Tracy's only vet- erans. Joe Wrobel and Warrick, two of the Saints guards, are capable ball handlers and are adept for looping long shots from the field. Same Lineup The Bevanites' chief threat is Giff Meacham, although Lamb Czarcinski can toss the oval through the hoop with able accuracy. Meacham and Corthell are sure starters at the forward positions, with Dickie Davis and Frank Michalak, two fine defen- sive players, at guards. Bevan Has Substitutes The following boys have been showing quite a bit of class in scrimmage and will probably see action before the final gun shoots: Flo Tschogl, Red Hiltman, Dorm Birthwright, Stan J azwic- ki, and Andy Kornowa. Girls To Start Basketball After Chirstmas Holidays After the holidays, the girls' intra-murals will begin a round robin basketball tournament. The schedule for the week of January 1 to 5 is as follows: Tues. Fasces vs Inter-Circle Mickey Mouse vs Cubs Fresh 3 vs Fresh 4 Fresh 5 vs Soph 1 Viled. Boosters vs Fasces Polar Bears vs N.R.A. Fresh 1 vs Seniors Soph 3 vs Juniors Thurs. Royals vs Friendship Cardinals vs French Inter-Circle vs Boosters Fresh 1 vs Fresh 2 Fri. Zets vs Inter-Circle Royals vs Boosters MickeyMouse vs Cardinals Fresh 4 . vs Soph Print Shop Students Will Publish Grammer Booklet A booklet explaining and clar- ifying the rules of grammar is being published by the print shop with the aid of the English department. It will cover rules of punctuation, capitalization, and spelling. This booklet is being prepared for the use of all boys in the print shop, newswriting pupils, and pupils of the English de- partment. THE WOODWARD TATTLER SPEAKER PICTURES PEOPLE OF RUSSIA Miss Gates Tells Assembly Of Conditions And Customs Sympathy, good will, and re- spect for people in Russia and the conditions under which they work were expressed by Miss Louise Gates of the Y. W. C. A. in her talk on Soviet Russia given here Friday, December 15, during conference hour. The In- ternational club was instru- mental in bringing this speaker to Woodward. Miss Gates explained that Rus- sian people regard holidays in a very different manner from the way we do. In lieu of feasting and merrymaking during the Christmas holidays, these simple people make it a day of prayer and serious thought. Also on these occasions may be heard the peals of some of the most beautiful bells in the world, which are owned by the Russian people. Alove for music is known as a characterisitc of Russian people. At an opera which Miss Gates attended she was astounded at the wonderful attention to the program. At one of the public schools which she visited her attention was attracted to a row of tooth- brushes on the wall open to all forms of bacteria. This is our cultural project, explained the guide as they passed by. If Russia considers brushing teeth a cultural project, we may con- sider ourselves very far advanced in the world, declared the speaker. Russian people are to be admired for the work they are doing,', were Miss Gates conclud- ing words. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight---Woodward P o la r Bear basketball team plays St. John's Knights here. Dec. 25-Jan. 1. inclusive.--- Christmas Holidays. Mon., Dec. 25.--Woodward Kenton basketball game there. Tues., Dec. 26.--Woodward Lima South basketball game there. Y Patients In Tuberculosis Hospital Edit Newspaper The Victor, a four page paper published by the patients ofTu- berculosis Hospital in Toledo was given to Miss Hazel Coy when she and the home nursing girls visited this place. Christmas Greetings from Dr. Thomas Higgins, superintendent of the hospital, makes up the front page. Similiar to other papers the second page has the editorials, while the back page contains various features about the patients. A copy of this paper may be found in the Tattler oflice. MINUTE INTERVIEWS C. C. LaRue One could spend more than only a minute interviewing some one as pleasant as our competent principal, Charles C. LaRue. Although his favorite sports, golf, fishing, and hunting, keep him busy, he still finds time to read, for he enjoys good books. Tin Pan alley has at least one intellectual admirer in Mr. LaRue, for he professes a liking for modern music and finds only parts of the concerts and sym- phonies played on the radio in- teresting. Modern poetry, how- ever, does not attract him. Our principal has obtained four degrees and observed four differ- ent colleges, Chicago University and Columbia U. among them, during his teaching career. It is hard to imagine Mr. La- Rue anywhere else but in his comfortable office, managing our big school, yet his first ambitions and studies were to be a lawyer. I have never regretted taking up teaching instead of law since the fascination of schoolwork has compensated for any lost glory, was his comment. Bear Cubs Trounce Holland Lightweights, Score Is 31-3 Displaying the same sterling defense which garnered them a victory in the Haskins game, Homer Hanham's lightweights turned in their second triumph in as many starts' by vanquishing the Holland lightweights by the score of 31-3. The reserve attack refused to function in the first quarter, and the Polar Bear cubs led by Schoonmaker and Boykin tried desperately to rally with the re- sult being a 5-0 lead at the end of the first period. After substi- tuting Bustow for Schoonmaker and Molik for Borough, the at- tack proved more effective and the end of the half found the Holland team losing 13-1. In the third and fourth period the same story prevailed and the game ended with the Hollanders on the short end of a 31-3 score, the three Holland tallies being the result of three fouls. Gross and Boykin led the reserve scoring with six and five points respectively, while Miller, Beattie and Pawlicki accounted for Holland's three points. ORGANIZATIONS FILL CHRISTMAS BASKETS List Of Clubs Sharing Food, Clothing With Needy Is Lengthy Upholding the spirit of Christ- mas, Woodward clubs and class- es will play Santa Claus to needy families and distribute baskets of food, clothing, and toys. Some of the clubs furnishing supplies and their committees in charge are: Little Theatre Guild, Jane Staiger, Meyer Davis, Julia Bennett, William Shames, and Richard Joseph, Zetalethean, Jane Kranz, - Alma Skinner, Junior Friendship, Edith Sch- wab, Tattler Staff, Virginia Schuster, Thelma Zingg, Robert Ridenour, and James Shemas, Girls' Athletic League, Alvina Piesiewicz, Periclean, Marie Cochran, Senior Friendship, Jane Kranz, Girls W Club, Margaret Higgens, Fasces, Dorothy Hall, Library Association, Miss Stella Sawtelle assisted by Florence Schindler, Peiuper, Jack Bletter- man, SeniorHi-Y, Paul Trepinski, and Dan Kaszprzak, Student Council, George Margy, Auto- motive classes, L. Nuber, Home- Nursing, Miss Hazel Coy, Seventh hour French class, Miss Adrienne Curtis, and Printing classes, Chester Matuszak and John Baranowicz. SHOP NOTES Many general shop students, under the direction of Joy Mohrhardt, have been designing ash trays and other X mas gifts of metal on the metal spinning device recently made by the students. Checkerboards, cabinets, and end tables for Christmas gifts, are being constructed by students in S. B. Crouse's wood shop classes' at ' A permanent hall permit, engraved from metal, was presented by Paul Thomae, machine shop instuctor, to the Student Council as an example for future hall checks. Teachers Meet To Revise School English Curriculum Members of the Woodward faculty, Miss Edith Murphy, Miss Edna McLaughlin, Mrs. H. McManamon, Philo Dunsmore, Raymond Lowry, and Principal Charles La Rue met with a com- mittee of teachers from the other public high schools in the city to discuss a revision in curriculum of English to meet with present day problems. Superintendent Meek, chair- man of the meeting, appointed a committee on procedure. Wood- ward members are Miss Edna McLaughlin and Mr. La Rue, who is chairman. EAVESDROPPER IS FOUND SCRIBBLING Pola Baer's Very Worthy And Renowned Competitor To Write Gossip The old Woodward Eavesdrop- per heard dropped a few drops of scandal juice---so here goes:-- Ask Robert Duhamel why they call him bashful . . . it's a great story---Lillian Schneider says she doesn't like sixth hour lunch be- cause she gets so hungry, but I see Bill Donovan in the halls fifth hour... I wonder--The Wood- ward femmes fail to interest Paul Heckler .... he's got a little one waiting for him back in the grades .. . Alvin Sanger certainly gets the breaks in chemistry... he's got a bill that looks like the national debt... Incidentally, George Carr puts things over with a bang... two explosions to date... Richard Nicholas thinks he'l1 have his car back in the running by Xmas... either that or ask St. Nicholas Cno, it isn't a family affairj to leave him a new one in the pair of socks he got from his last Christmas... Bill Tyrrell says that love isn't only blind, but that last date of his was positively dumb... Albert Francis uses the touch systemall right in typing . . . he's always touching somebody for paper . . . Florence Schindler is well in- formed on St. J ohn's happenings .. .butl can't find out his name . . . ancll can't find another newsy drop . . . The old Eavesdropper dropping out of the picture . . . So long. . . Deadline Flashes Two huge poinsettas have been given to the oflice girls by Miss Anne G. Wetterman as her ann- ual Christmas gift to them. A It l Junior and Senior Friendship girls will hold a joint splash party and pot-luck supper December 30, at the Y. W. C. A. - Little Theatre Guild will give a second performance of Dickens' A Christmas Carol at Calumet Temple for Triune chapter, O.E.S. 8 8 0 Over seventy people were pre- sent at the German club Christ- mas party held Wednesday eve ning, December 20, in Miss Ann G. Wetterman's room. an r - For the past week, a Germa stein dating to 1737 was on dis play in Miss Anne G.Wetterman' room. This stein, made of ston and porcelain and designed i small wheat symboles and hops was brought in by Ann an Helen Hascal, freshmen. The stei has been in the same family fo one hundred and ninety six years OODWARD T .TTLER Constantly, Conszstently Constructwe ' - Vol VI Toledo, Ohio, January 5, 1934 No. 13 we CLASS PLAYS AND PROMS SCHEDULED Social Events Of Juniors And Seniors Commence ' In February Starting in February the upper- classmen will begin their annual social activities. Juniors will sponsor the J-Hop, February 23. Alfred Samborn heads the com- mittee in charge with Dorothy Katz, John Revanaugh, Grant Casey, Helen Hanna, Virginia Stackowicz, and Dan Kasprzak aiding him. March 16, the third year class will present theirclass play. 'Com- mittee includes Joe Komasinski, Justin Hering, Betty Jane Kaslly, Eddie O'Callahan, Sara Green- burg, Maryellen Du Mounte, and Wilbert Wagner, chairman. Seniors will begin their events with the class play, April 13. Carl Dority, chairman, will be assisted by Grace Spaulding, Robert Kleinhans, Alvina Piesie- wicz, Philip Moore, Virginia Zitz, and Frank Siadak. One of the largest events of the year, the senior prom, will be held May 11. Members of the commmittee, headed by Don Mc- Ferren, are Ethel Dull, Alvin Sanger, Marian Kerwin, Florence Schindler, Vivian Wells, and Isadore Reichlin. Faculty Meets Twice Each Month To Study Problems Woodward faculty has formed a teachers' study group which meets regularly in room 141 every first and third Wednesday of each month. The purpose of this organization is to discuss present day problems. What is an Economic System was the subject discussed at the first meeting held Wednesday, De- cember 20, with Philo C. Duns- more presiding. At the meeting for Wediies- day, January 17, the Economic System will be discussed more thoroughly in its different phases of development. Opening Of Congress Heard By Radio Installed In School Opening of the seventy-third United States congress, held last Wednesday afternoon, was trans- mitted from Washington, D.C., by a radio installed in the school auditorium through the efforts of A. R. Bitter's electrical classes. William Tyrrell was in charge of the installation of the receiv- ing set. The broadcast com- menced at 12:00 and was heard by all students having free classes in the afternoon. All seniors taking social problems were especialy invited. PRINCIPAL GIVES EXAM SCHEDULE Last Two Days Of January Set Aside: Hours Are Same As Before This semester's examinations will be given January 30 and 31, Principal Charles C. La Rue has just announced. Using the same schedule followed last year, exams will be held. . Tuesday lst hour .................... 8:30 to 10:00 11:45 12:30 2:00 2nd hour ................ 10:15 to Lunch ............ .......... 1 1:45 to 4th hour ...... .....,...... 1 2:30 to Wednesday 5th and 6th hours.8:30 to 7th hour ...,.............. 10:15 to 10:00 11:45 12:30 2:00 Between exams, students will be given fifteen minutes inter- mission. Each lunch period will last forty-five minutes. Norman Thomas To Address Saturday Forum This Week Norman Thomas, Socialist leader, will speak January 6 at the Saturday night Open Forum on A Program of Our Times. Mr. Thomas, who will be intro- duced by Ralph E. Dugdale, assistant superintendent of schools, is making his fourth appearance before the Open Forum. Members of the International club are planning to hear the lecture, since it may be recalled that Mr. Thomas spoke at Wood- ward two years ago under the auspices of this club. Other students wishing to at- tend the talk may buy tickets at the special rate of twenty-five cents from Miss Edna Mc- Laughlin. Mathematical Articles On Display For Coming Week Implements used in the study of mathematics will occupy the Tattler display case next week. Protractors, graphs, Compasses, straight edges, pictures, note- books, and geometric figures used in both plane and solid geometry constitute the main features of this display. Abscus, Russian way of counting, will also be shown. Miss Mary Ward, mathematics teacher, has planned and pre- pared this exhibit. Lunch ........,............. 11:45 to 8th hour ,................. 12:30 to Class To Visit Hospital Members of the fourth hour physiology class, instructed by Mrs. Mary O'Brien,will visit St. Vincent's hospital next week. A special demonstration to be shown to the students is being prepared by chemists in the hospi- tal laboratory. SOPHOMORE CLUB IS PREPARING PLAY Powder And Paint Players To Give Snow Witch For Class Snow Witch, first production of the Powder and Paint Players will be presented before the soph- omore class during their regular class meeting Thursday, January, 11, in the auditorium. The play is carried out using Russian cos- tumes and dances. Marina, a peasant lady, is being portrayed by Florence Shapiro. Julia Bennett plays the role of Silver Sonia, The Snow Witch, the Princess Valeska is portrayed by Virginia Stewart. The role of Ivan, the soldier, is taken by Steven Ender. Morris Rappaport is the sledge driver. Russian dancers, who are ac- companied at the piano by Rita Loerke, are Joan Elmer, Angela Wilusz, Ruth Devlin, and Helen Lewandowski. Technical assistants for this production include Steven Kor- ecki, Morris Rappaport, and Steven Enderman. Miss Dorothy Warner, adviser of this organization, is directing this play. I Two Hundred And Sixty-Five Absent Prior To Vacation Our distressed class deans have been Wearily sighing and wonder- ing just when the shower of ex- cuses for pre-vacation absentees would stop. The well known joy- ous holiday spirit must have over- come many heretofore Wood- ward students, for 265 people en- rolled here simply threw off the burden of study and tripped gaily through the town shouting good- will to all. Freshmen took first place with fifty-three boys and thirty-six girls. Juniors came next in line with sixty-seven students, forty- two of whom were girls and twenty-five boys. The sophomore list totaled six- ty-five, forty girls and twenty- tive boysg while, although it may not be indicative of the studious tendency of our average senior, the number of those missing classes was about one-half of the number of first year absentees-- twenty-four boys and twenty girls. Committee Appointed For Girls' League Distinctions At the Girls' Athletic League meeting, Wednesday, a com- mittee headed by Virginia 'Stewart and including June Slavin, Lydia Gran, Lucy Gust, and Cecelia Rakowski was selected to choose distinctions for the G.A.L. DANCE TO FOLLOW BASKETBALL GAME Intra-Mural Managers Are Charging Ten Cents For Affair Central-Woodward - Victory Dance, sponsored by the Intra- Mural Managers' Association, will be held tonight from 9:30 to 11:00 following the Central-Wood- ward basketball game. Shea's Metropolitan orchestra will furnish music for dancing. The committee in charge of ar- rangements is composed of Ben- ny Zielinski, Ted Kosydar, Al Grubinski, Joe Szwader, and Joe Zawlocki. Donald Dietsch, Ted Kosydar, Al Grubinski, and George Maier have charge of checking, while the music committee consists of Al Grubinski, James Sfaelos, and George Margy. Guests of honor will be: Mr. and Mrs. Al Sacksteder, Mr. and Mrs. Homer Hanham, Mr. and Mrs. Art Smith, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Katherine Mc- Clure, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, and Rol Bevan. Posters and handbills were made by the art classes and Mr. Thompson. Tickets will be sold at the door tonight at ten cents each, to only those attending the game. Principal LaRue Speaks To Junior High Mothers' Club Principal Charles C. La Rue spoke on, Preparing Your Child For High School, at a tea party given by the Mothers' club of Spring Junior high school, De- cember 21, the Thursday before Christmas vacation. Gifts were exchanged during the party, and a program of Christmas carols was presented by agroup from Miss M. Mang's class. Girls from Miss Mang's class assisted in serving tea to the guests. An honored guest was Miss Myrtle Best of Spring school. Reader's Digest Offered To Students For Fifteen Cents The Reader's Digest, one of the important national monthly magazines dealing with current events, is being put on sale here for fifteen cents at the stationer's desk and in room 141. 'A Condensed articles from the leading current magazines such as the Saturday Evening Post and the Fortune are arranged into interesting reading matter for the public. Raymond Lowry, English in- structor, was instrumental in bringing the Reader's Digest within the reach of all Woodward students. Q . n . - THE WOODWARD TATTLER .THE WOODWARD 'l'A'l l'LER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. -' Sf swim' j'a:rl'dllh1t2?ai j ifffnssutlw TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ....................,......... Charles Klinksick Business Manager ........................ Arthur Berkowitz I Sam Schall Circulation Managers .............. si Donald Dietsch Sharon Leibovitz News Editors ,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,... ,.,,,,..... C ora. Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener Feature Editor ,,,,,,,,A,,,,,,,.,,.,, ,.,,..,...,......... J ames Moll Assistant Feature Editor ..,................... Helen Swaya Alvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors ................., .... H enry Nickpor Robert Ridenour X .. . . ciub Editors .......i...... ......... Q 5QQ i11I51j,.,ff,1luSte' Exchange Editor ....... .................. 1 .... thel Dull Display Editor ,,...,. ....,............... V irginia Mann Make-up ............. ..,.............. C hester Matuszak Pressman ,,,,,,,,,,,,...,...,,...,............. Edward jlaI1'5k0WSkl . Miss Marie . oering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. A Christmas Carol HOUGH this is rather a late date to comment on the Little Theatre Guild's presentation of A Christmas Carol, this is our- 1'irst opportunity, and we feel that it is worthy of special notice. The first thought is the choice of the play. None better could have been selected. In addition, Miss Kellogg, upon finding no versions of the story entirely satisfactory for needs, rewrote it to fuliill her requirements. We -must also recognize the immense task of preparing the production. The directors had to teach dancing, singing, acting, and numerous ways of speaking. Nevertheless, their labors brought results. Then too, it is something accomplished to have pre- sented the play twice in succession before two different audiences with but a brief intermission. The listeners were, at times, a bit unruly, but that does not detract from the praise due to everyone who had toiled on or behind the stage. t 8 K ARL DORITY who had charge of train- ing the spirits ,proved his worth by stepping into the shrouds when the girl was to portray the part failed to appear on the morning of presentation due to illness at home. With scarcely sufficient time to scan the part, Carl spoke and acted as the scheduled spirit without a hitch. 1 1 S N THAT day there were five spirits in the audience besides the three on the stage. The spirit of courtesy, friend- liness, cheerfulness, and obedience pre- vailed in the persons of Ruth Beam, Balbina Partjkowski, Helen Heine, Leah Timm, and Vera Zipfel. 'These five girls readily gave up their front row seats when requested to do so by a teacher to permit the mothers of certain actors to enjoy the play. They then occupied seats in the rear of auditorium for the entire performance. Such respect for elders is commendable, andi it is inspiring to see such a spirit pre- 'Vai . i ' FF 'N .- GUIgllllI HQSTS . WOODWARD PERSON ALITIES George Carr .......................................... Lavoisier Jeanette Woodbury ........ . ........ Joan Marsh Ted Czarcenski ..,..................... Angel or Lamb Elizabeth Vinson ....,... ..,.... ' 'Soubie - to you William Kapele ....... ......... . .Charles Atlas Philip Weiss .......... ...... S lim Summerville THIS AND THAT To start the new year right we are going to help three sophomores burst into print. Ber- tha Morrin, Aileen Vizneau, and Sara Ches- nutt are their names. Right off see if you can name the vice presi- dent of the United States. Ruth Ramlow has the distinction of being the president of two clubs---Fasces and Zets. Jean Clifton has decided that all men are either fickle or broke and will have nothing to do with them in the future. Miss Boyles contributes this one. A drone bee has a grandfather but no father. Can you figure it out? U i I hurrying scurrying continually worrying that's freshmen spend lend with a foolish trend that's sophomores joke broke watch our smoke that's juniors rough tough mostly bluff that's seniors JUST SPEAKING Speaking of dancing, Jack Mundwiler goes over to Evelyn Bardsley's house to learn the art--what he can't understand is why she should be so tired when the struggle is over-- he's always as fresh as a rose. And speaking of fresh, Charlotte Blackman,.we warn you about Bob Walterscheid. Speaking of Walter, Beck says school would be fun if it wasn't for homework. And speaking of homework, Alfred Samborn can't understand why his teachers bother so much about it--he never worries. Mentioning teachers, we wonder if they all got up as early as they say they did during vacation? 1 If U T-urn up the clock. Oh, wouldn't it be great If it were after school Instead of after eight, Oh, turn up the clock. Turn up the clock. When it is only nine Instead of time to eat It's no wonder that I pine. Oh, turn up the clock. U Ik if Silly Statics After careful, painstaking, and accurate t?J survey, we report that there are 517 steps inside our fair building. There are 87 typewriters in the two typing rooms, besides the others in the oflice, Tattler oiiice, and teachers' rooms. Woodward's guidance program is founded upon the principle of enabling pupils to de- velop their resources to the greatest extent. It' is very apparent that the members of the human race are not born equal in any characteristics. Physically,there are diifer- ences in height, color, weight, endurance, and health. Mentally the differences are still greater. Every high school has pupils struggling through foreign languages, handicapped by deficiences in their own, pupils trying to wade through a maize of higher mathe- matics when they cannot add, multiply, or divideg pupils trying to learn the principles of science who have little curiosity or imagination. On the other hand, there are many whom nature has endowed with fine minds and the possibilities of reaching great heights on lifeis journey---but they are choosing work which does not give them the train- ing for that goal. Human energy is wasted, lives are mis- spent, misery and disaster result from lack of direction and from unwise selection of occupation, of recreation, of companions, and of educational opportunities. A fully developed plan of guidance should do much to help overcome these obstacles. Flashes From Friends How would you like to start out the year with a laugh or tvs1o?:- Well here goes: Teacher: What is a literary aspirant? Student: I guess it's what an author takes when he has a headache. ---East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Olhiog Teacher: Charlie, can you tell me what the former ruler of Russia was called? Charley: Tsar. Teacher: Correct, and what was his wife called? Charlie: Tsarina. Teacher: What were the Tsar's children called? Charlie: iafter pausel Tsardines. --- Albuquerque Record, Albuquerque, New Mexico. -:- Club Chats -:- Le Cercle Francais, the French club, was organized at Woodward Technical high school in 1924. At the time of its founding, there was a membership of twenty, which was increased by an associate membership composed of students taking first year French. The purpose of the club was to in- terest and educate the students in the language, literature, and life of the French people, and at the same time improve their pronunciation of words. Tout bien ou rienf' the best or nothing, is the motto which has been upheld to the present day. The Co-ed Promf' a dance for girls only, which, until last year, was given exclusively at Woodward, has been sponsored annually by Le Cercle Francais. Miss Beardsley was adviser of the club until 1930 when Miss Adrienne Curtis took her place. Present officers ofthe club are Sam Schall, president, James Hope, vice-presidentg Helen Swaya, secretaryg James Shemas, treasurerg and Sharon Leibovitz, reporter. THE WOODWARD TATTLER L...-,,, BEVANITE CAGERS DROP THREE TILTS Coach Bevan's Charges Lose Two Barn- Storming p Games Woodwood Blue and White cagers had a hard time with Coach Johnny Tracy's Knights, and lost 31-22. Bob Lawson, a former Polar Bear cager, looped seven field goals and one free toss for 15 points to lead the Jesuit Saints. Gerrick and Biniak played fine floor games. Flo Tschogl and Meacham garnered six field goals to top the Bear's scoring. Frank Michalak's iioor playing and guarding was as fine as usual. Woodward St. Johns Player FG. F. TP. Player FG. F. TP. Meacham 3 0 G Gorricll 3 1 7 Tsclxogl 3 0 6 Warrick 0 2 2 Czarcinski 2 0 -1 Lawson 7 1 15 Michalak 1 2 4 Biniuk 2 1 5 Kornowa 1 0 2 Wruhel 1 0 2 Total 10 2 22 Total 13 5 31 Bears Bow To Wildcats Coach Rollie Bevan's Blue and White quintet dropped their first of the two game barn - storming trip when they were defeated by the Kenton Wildcats 21-12. Mich- alak and Czarcinski paced the Bevanite basketeers, with a total of nine points. Keel and Johnson led the Wild- cats with seven and six points respectively. Woodward Ken Lon Player FG. F. TP. Pluycr FG. F. TP. Jazwicki 0 1 1 Ohlen 2 O 4 Tschogl 0 1 1 Johnson 2 2 G Czarcinski 2 U 4 Lingerol 1 2 4 Michalak 2 1 5 Keel 2 3 7 Davis 0 l 1 l-Iayus 0 0 0 Total 4 4 12 Total 7 7 21 Lima Eked Out Victorious Woodward cage quintet lost a hard fought battle to Lima South by a 23-22 score on their second road trip. Stan Jazwicki broke loose and garnered five field goals to head the Bear scorers. Ted Czarcinski went well, scoring six points. Mc Keever and Sorisz collect- ed a total of twelve points, more than half of their team's points, to lead the Lima team offen- sively. Woodward Lima South Player FG. F. TP: Player FG. F. TP. Meacham 1 l 2 Purlctto 1 1 3 Jazwicki 5 0 10 Rentz 2 0 4 Czarcinski 2 2 6 McKeevur 2 3 7 Michalak 1 1 3 Sorisz 2 1 5 Davis 0 0 0 Goodwin 0 2 3 Z-ylka 0 0 0 Sweeney l 0 2 V Total 9 4 22 Total B 7 23 Individual Scoring Gifford Meacham leads the Woodward cagemen in scoring with a total of forty-one points garnered in the first six games of the current basketball season. Ted Angel Czarcinski is in second place with thirty-three points. The summary follows: 41 Czarcinski ,.......,............................. 33 Michalak .... Jazwicki . . Meacham: ....,.................... ............. ........ ,.21 . ,...... .20 Tschogl ....... .......... 2 0 Davis ............ ....... . .15 Corthell ........... ......... 1 2 Kornowa ..... .... ........ 6 Hiltman ....,,..,..... ........ 3 Birthwright ....... ....... 2 .I ffl , I SOPHOMORE HI-Y WINS CHAMPIONSHIP icfgwwu Juniors And Seniors Lose In six games played the Polar Bear cagers have scored 177 points to 'their opponents' 117, which is an average of 28 points per game for the Bevanites and 18 points for the opponents. Coach Homer Hanham's light- weight cubs set a record when they held the Holland seconds to three free tosses and then went on to break it when they confined Whitehouse to two throws via the charity line. Florian Tschogl is seen telling his friends that he w 0 ll l d u ' t mind taking another barn-storm- ing trip with the team. Flo claims that the eats were wonder- ful. CI'll bet he met some girl therei. F 13 S Tuesday evening, the light- weights and the varsity teams travel across the river to tackle Waite. The lightweight cubs will be striving to keep their slate clean, while the Bears will be fighting to keep up among the league leaders. Mollenberg Leads Reserves To Victory Over St. Johns Homer Hanham's lightweights met their first city foe in the St. John's reserves two weeks ago and sent the Knights back to the Westminster gym with a 24-10 defeat trailing after then. Johnny Tracy brought an alert quintet to the Woodward hardwood, but they were unable to cope with the fast and fiery attack dis- played by the cubs. The reserves played a great game both in the offensive and defensive departments and broke through St. John's zone defense time after time. Mollenberg and Boykin, both forwards, parted the nets for nine and five points re- spectively to score about three- fifths of the total points. Olin Boroughf, center, and Schoony Schoonmaker, guard, played a remarkable defensive game. Tonight the cubs meet the Central lightweight who loom up as aserious threat to the splen- did record set up by Hanham's teams. The probable starting line-up is Boykin and Mollen- berg, forwards, Gross and Schoonmaker, at the guard posts, and Boroughf is slated to start at the pivot position. Heads Named For Skoot Jean Clifton and June Slavin are in charge of the Skaters' Skootf' sponsored by the girls' W club, January 26, at Mem- orial Hall. Assisting in this affair are: Virgina Stewart, Leona Ruth Wielinski, Lucie Stipes, Lucille Phillips, Margaret Keefer, and- Leola Taylor. Games In Their Divisions Sophomore members of the 'Woodward Junior Hi-Y club won the crown by defeating sixteen teams competing from high schools in and around Toledo in the annual Hi-Y tournament, which was held at the Y.M.C.A. December 27, 28 and January lst. The second year boys defeated Scott sophomores 17-4 to enter the quarter finals, from where they went on to defeat Whitmer 25-2, and finally went on to drub Waite for the championship. The winning team consists of Olin Boroughf, William Phifer, Bert Stewart, Bill Wheaton, Gene Schafer, Roy Coss, and Ralph Hone. The senior team lost to Vocational 15-5, in the quarter finals after winning the first tilt from Point Place, by the score of 17-7. The third year members of the Senior Hi-Y lost to DeVilbiss in their first game. Freshmen were not represented. The Vocational team won the cha mpi- onship of their division. GIRLS' SCHEDULE Girls' intra-murals will con- tinue their second week of basket- lbaalldplaying the following games: on ay Inter-Circle vs Cubs Zets ' vs Friendship Cardinals vs Polar Bears Fasces vs N.R.A. Tuesday: Fresh. 5 vs Soph. 1 Fresh. 1 vs Fresh. 3 Royals vs Boosters Wednesday: Soph. 3 vs Seniors French vs Inter-Circle Fresh. 3 vs Juniors Fasces vs Cubs Thursday: , Friendship vs N. R. A. Royal vs Polar Bears Fresh. 2 vs Fresh. 5 Mickey Mouse vs Zets Friday: Cardinals vs Boosters Soph. 1 vs Fresh. 1 Fresh. 4 vs Juniors +.i .,.... Senior Boy Welcomes Pass Given In Guessing Contest Joe Zawlocki, a senior, guessed closest to the score of the St. John's game and will receive, as a reward for his efforts, a pass to the Central-Woodward tilt to be played here at 8:15 tonight. Since the Irish and the Be- vanites meet tonight on Wood- ward's floor, score guessers are given the opportunity to fill in the following coupon and place it in the box in front of 122 before 3:00 today. If you are lucky, you will win a free ticket to the Libbey game to be played on January 12. Name .............. ................ .................... Central .......... ..... Woodward ....... .... Home Room . ...... .,... POLAR BEARS MEET CENTRAL QUINTET Coach Bevan Makes Change In Starting Lineupg Tilt At 8:15 Woodward Polar Bear cagers will take on Coach Sacksteder's Centralites tonight at 8:15 on the Blue and White team's court. In their first inter-city tilt, the Central quintet drubbed the De- Vilbiss Tigers, while the Bevan- ites lost to St. John's in a game not bearing on the city champion' ship title. Irish Are Rangy The Irish have a tall,rangy line- up, with Pat Mc Carty and Bob Degnan as chief basket tossers at the pivot and guard postions respectively. At th e fo r w a r d berths, Sacksteder has Rossler and Miller. The other guard will be Adolf Tscherene, a fine defen- sive player. Bevan Makes Change Coach Rol Bevan will proba- bly start Stan Jazwicki and Gif- ford Meacham at fowards, with Ted Czarcinski at the center posi- tion.Frank Michalak and'iDickie Davis are certain starters at the guards, although Kornowa and Hiltman will see action before the final whistle blows. Other players who will proba- bly get into the tussle are Dorm Birthwright, Florian Tschogl, Zylka, and Malaska. Final Intra-mural QStandings American League W L Pct. Polish Knights 6 1 .857 Friendly Center 6 1 .857 N.R.A. 6 1 .857 Quill 8z Dagger 4 3 .571 Pencil Pushers 2 5 .286 Latin club 2 5 .286 Electrical club 1 6 .143 French club 1 6 .143 National League W L Pct. Auto Mechanics 7 0 1.000 Pica club 6 1 .857 Senior Hi-Y 4 3 .571 Art Klan 4 3 .571 Peiuper club 4 3 .571 Junior Hi-Y 2 5 .286 General Shop 1 6 .143 Tattler Staff 1 6 .143 Intra-Mural Basketball To start In Two Leagues Intra-mural basketball will start Monday, January 8, with each team in the National and American league trying to win the championship. Much competition is expected from both leagues because some of the teams have been practicing in gyms near their homes. The Polish Knight team will be back to defend its championship with as strong a team as usual. Boys' Gym Classes To Start Fundamentals Of Basketball The boy's gym classes, under the direction of Homer I-Ianham and Arthur Smith, have started fundametals of basketball. Later, all of the respective teams in the classes will form leagues and play a round robin tournament. ' f THE WOODWARD TATTLER GROVE PATTERSON 'TEACHERS RELAX ISTRENGTH or NEW SPEAKS TO STAFES I MINUTE INTERVIEWS I DURING VACATION YEAR vows TESTED Problems Of Journalism Are Discussed As School Writers Meet University chapter of Alpha Phi Gamma sponsored a journal- istic clinic December 22 for the publication staffs ofthe Toledo University and Toledo h i gh schools. President Philip C. Nash welcomed the students. Richard Overmeyer, member of the Blade staff and adviser of Alpha Phi Gamma, introduced Grove Patterson, editor of the Blade, who opened the meeting with a talk on the opportunities of journalism. I-I e declared that opportunities open for people in journalism are greater than any other profession and that news- paper men must be versed in al- most every subject. He outlined three essentials as necessary for the success of a newspaper: enter- tainment, in the form of comics, household helps, advertisements, and constructive editorials. Larry Sisk, managing editor of the News-Bee, led the discussion on some of the more generalnews problems. One of the problems which was discussed was that of competition between the radio and the newspaper. If enough student interest is shown, the clinic will probably become a permanent institution. Charles Klinksick, editor of the Tattler, Cora Belle Kehrer, and Anna Wegener attended as rep- resentatives from Woodward. Deadline Flashes I Eight dollars were obtained by the Art Klan from the sale of Christmas Cards. I l 0 Miss D. Kellogg, adviser of the Little Theatre Guild, and produc- er of the play Little Women, which was presented last year, has been given a set of pictures which were shown in front of the Pantheon theatre in connection with the movie version of Little Women. Dave Essick, senior, was the donator. I I U At a regular meeting of the Art Klan, which was held Wednesday, January 3, members agreed to make posters for the advertisement of the skating par- ty of the girls' W club. Miss June Anderson is the adviser of the club. Nathan Schwartz, Carolyn Camp, and Thelma Kehrer of Miss A. Curtis' French I classes received letters from foreign countries, France and Algeria. R. K. Sheline was appointed program chairman ofthe Parent Teacher Association at their last meeting, replacing Miss D. Kel- logg. FT-7' 7K'i?fi': I I... A I ,ggi -:I I ' L I '. H ul A 1 Miss Woodrich After an interesting interview with Miss Rosella Woodrich, freshman and sophomore English teacher, Ifound myself at a loss as to whether or not I would be able to crowd all the information she gave me in the space allotted me. Well I'll try. Miss Woodrich attended Ohio University and received her B. A. degree there. Now she is taking additional work at Columbia Uni- versity and the University of . Wisconsin. During her teaching career, she has taught history as well as English. Her hobbies are many and vary greatly. Some of them are bird study, sewing, cooking, and books. Swimming, tennis, and hiking are a few of the sports in which she likes .to indulge. Anything pertaining to nature or that which has a historical background interests this charm- ing lady. On one occasion she drove up north with some friends to Timoglmi wherethey roughed it sleeping out in tents and cook- ing in the open, chopping their own wood and glad they were away from civilization. This last summer found her down at Asheville, North Caro- lina, doing what she loves best, getting next to nature. Tramp- ing about in Old clothes, rowing boats, swimming, and sun bath- ing Occupied her time. She enjoys Open Forum and Town Hall lectures to a great ex- tent. Symphonies and classical music are great favorites with Miss Woodrich although she does enjoy some modern music. She loves books but doesn't have enough time to do all the reading she would like. Legiti- mate plays Hnd great favor with her more so than movies. - Theatre Guild To Present Three Act Comedy Jan. 19 Work has started on Little Miss Fortune, a three act come- dy by Charles George which will be presented Friday, January 19. at 8:15 in the school auditorium by the Little Theatre Guild. Production staff includes Mey- er Davis, stage manager, Molly Rubin and Jane Staiger, make- upg and James Moll and Alvinia Piesiewicz, ticket committee. Jane Staiger is student direc- tor of this production, the cast- ing of which was held Thursday too late for publication, in this issue. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is advi- ser of this organization. Each Has His Own Method Of Handling Yule Period With' Ease Just to keep track ofour teach- ers' doings during the Christmas vacation, we peep into their homes to see what mischief they may have been up to. Sh-h-h look, R. K. Sheline's domicile is all quiet. He's sitting in front of the fire place keeping his feet warm. Miss R. Woodrich is not at home. She has gone to Elmore and Oak Harbor. F. Lords, after taking a trip to Michigan, is doing a nice job of freezing the rest of the time. Miss S. Cornwell and Art Smith have escaped us by visiting in Michigan at Grand Rapids and Greenville respectively. Upon hearing murderous words, we look to see what the trouble is and find H. Phipps playing golf. IRemember your uncontrollable temper, Mr. Phippsj Finding Miss E. Mc- Laughlin at home ill, she confides that she had intended to visit Kentucky-but was detained by this illness. Bursting in upon Miss M. Ward, we find her sleeping, a pleasant pastime. After discover- ing that Miss M. Cady has trav- eled to Detroit, and Mrs. H. Mc- Manamon is visiting her brother at Niagra Falls, we leave our gos- sip seeking to rest our weary eyes. CLASSROOM CLIPPINGS Floyd Lords' freshmen science classes are performing experi- ments to sh ow the results of heat expansion in metal objects. i if 3 For extra credit, Miss Hannah Shaw has offered her English V students the opportunity of memorizing selections from liter- ature studied thus far this year. In connection with their pres- ent work, Mrs. Mary O'Brien, physiology teacher, has secured from the Folger meat company a pair of lungs with which to show how respiration is carried on in mammals. . Aaron Novick, freshman, is writing a dramatization of i'Trea- sure Island whichwill be enact- ed by Miss Dorothy Kellogg's English classes. Members Of Home Nursing Classes Make Baby Books Girls in Miss Hazel Coy's Home Nursing classes are be- ginning their hunt for baby pictures for the baby book each girl is required to make next semester. These pictures, pamphlets, and articles pertaining to that sub- ject will be included in the book. Resolutions Are Proved To Be Quite Fragile And Easily Broken It seems that every year we must promulgate the Nu Y'r reso- lution at this time. However, that being the sitooation, I will be the Promulgator and attempt to prog- nosticate the outcome of this noble idea. They tell me that nearly a Week has passed us bye and before the first hour and two seconds had passed, Norman Zimmerman claimed the resolve breaking championship, 'break- ing thirty-two and one-third. Ed- ward Abernathy resolved too resolve to resolve to resolve the means next yearl. That being the case, he most certainly will not resolve. Earl Bert James Curtis Jr. sez that he will do at least one prob- lem on each algebra paper bye his very own self. Owen Haines announces that it takes an iron- bound will to live up to some resolution and he is not a black- smith. Paul Willams' made no resolutions but sez that he would like too know what became of all that talk about school closing the second semester. Ceslas Mak- ulinski resolved too make a list of resolutions, thus far having I, Ceslas, RESOLVE to-- down on his sheet of foolscap. By the way did you know that foolscap' a sheet of paper thirteen by sixteen or seventeen inches got its name from a water mark ofa fools cap and bells? You may ask USO what? and my answer is Quite so. John Washington disolved--- I mean resolved too make his conduct conform to the conven- tional idea of good behaviour so as not too bring into use the switches that somehow found their way into his stocking on Xmas. They say in connection with awl this talk about a new year that time flys. If this is so, Lowell Baumker is the fastest man in Woodward because he beats time. As fer miself I re- solved too bye a spellin book and study it, which as u proberly no bye now, I did not. i FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight---Woodward p la y s first intra-city contest with Central here. Tonight--Intra-mural cl u b gives dance after Central game. Tuesday, Jan 9---Woodward- Waite intra-city basketball game there. Friday, Jan 12---W O O d w a r d Polar Bear cagers play Libbey Cowboys here. Profits from the movie, The Yankee Don, which was given in the auditorium during third and fourth hours, will be put into the miscellaneous fund. QODWARD TATTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive - f J .C ,- Vol VI Toledo, Ohio, January 12, 1934 No. 14 l V J-HOP COMMITTEES HAVE BEEN NAMED Twenty-Third Of February Is Day Decided Upon For Affair 1 February 23 is the date which has finally been selected for the J-Hop, the annual third year dance. Various committees which have been appointed by Alfred Samborn, general chairman, are: orchestra, Dorothy Katz, chair- man, and Dan Kasprzakg pro- gram and decorations, John Rev- enaugh, chairman, Helen Hanna, Virginia Stackowicz, publi- city, Virginia Stackowicz, chair- man, Helen Hanna, Grant Casey' Dan Kasprzakg tickets, Alfred Samborn, chairman, and Grant Casey. Juniors, at their next regular class meeting, will decide whether the dance will be an outside affair or be given in the school gym. Miss Amie Miller and Philo C. Dunsmore, class deans, are ad- visers of the committee. State Representative To Address Parent-Teachers Raymond K. Sheline, program chairman, announces that John Hunter. state representative at Columbus, will speak at Wood- ward Parent - Teacher Associ- ation's regular meeting Wednes- day, January 17, at' 7:45 in the cafeteria. Brotherhood quartet from the Central C h r i s t i a n church will furnish songs for entertainment. All parents and friends of Woodward High School students are invited to attend. Students Of English Being Given Achievement Tests Achievement tests are being given to all English students dur- ing this week and next. ' Pupils have been studying extensively on all phases of grammar prepar- ing for these tests. An effort will be made to raise scores at higher levels than resulted from the di- agnostic tests. Compiled results will be sub- mitted to Raymond Lowry, head ofthe English department. Woodward Graduate Edits Baltimore Church Magazine Walter Watson, Woodward student of '29, has been named editor of the Church Bell, a church magazine in Baltimore, Maryland. Walter, who also was a reporter for Washington Times, is trying to establish a community paper. I-Iis articles and magazines are in Miss A. G. Wetterman's room. CARRIBEAN POLICY IS SPEAKER'S TOPIC Miss Sprague Tells Students About Our Neighbors' Uncertainties Americans are rather un- popular with all the Latin American countries from Mexico, Cuba, and Haiti down to the countries of South America, asserted Miss Florence Sprague in her talk on 'iOur Foreign Policy in the Carribean. before social science pupils in the auditorium Monday. Speaking from her own experi- ences during a tour of Latin America, Miss Sprague explained why her statement was true. Mexico still fears us because of the Mexican War in which we siezed nearly half of MeXico's ter- ritory, was one reason of dis- like given by Miss Sprague. Haiti and Cuba have every rea- son to hate and mistrust us when the United States has re- peatedly interfered with these countries under the guise of pro- tection, but really because of the fear ofthe big capitalists who feel that they may lose their in- vestments if old governments are overthrown. South America resents deeply the implication of the Monroe Doctrine that it is not able to guard itself. Even the fact that we call ourselves Americans arouses the anger of our southern neighbors who be- lieve we do it to attract atten- tion, were other causes which Miss, Sprague quoted. The United States must alter the Monroe Doctrine and its overbearing and grasping ways if Americans wish the friendship of Latin Americaf' was the ad- vice with which Miss Sprague concluded her speech. More Films Are Listed For Visual Education Society In the near future, industrial films, obtained from the General Electric company and also from the Ford Motor company, will be shown to the commerce and in- dustry classes. Movies on foreign countries are being furnished by the American Museum of Natural History of New York. Clyde Van Tassel, adviser of the Visual Education society, is in charge of booking these movies, which are to be shown next semester. Class Studies New Book The second hour class in ad- vanced French has begun study on the book, Les Precieuses Ridicule, a story of highbrow ladies in the seventeenth century. This book is considered one of the best works of Moliere, France's most famed dramatistf Student Director Of Theater Guild's Play Jane Staiger Last year, president of the Sophomore Dramatic club and feminine lead in the sophomore class play, this year, make-up instructor and student director of The Little Theater Guild's first three act play---Jane Staiger. Everyone To Use Metal Hall Permits After This Week Next week will see the new hall permits made by Paul Thomae and three of his ma- chine shop classes go into effect. These permits are round metal disks about one and one-half inches in diameter with the room number engraved on them. The Tattler oflice and the Saga office already have special per- mits that are about two and one-half inches in diameter, the Tattler oflice having twenty permits and the Saga oftice having seven. The rest of the rooms, 78 in all, will each get two of the smaller ones. Students Play Selections For Orchestra's Solo Day Alma Wozniak opened the orchestrais solo day, given Fri- day, January 5, with a piano solo, followed by a cornet number by Robert Sauter. A violin solo was presented by Woodrow Eggelson after which Jerry Petrucha and Harold Boehler gave a cornet duet. The program was brought to a close with a violin selection by Ed Toczsnski. Following the regular program members gave volunteer selec- tions. Those taking part were Marie Cochran, Alma Wozniak, Jerry Petrucha, and Harold Boehler. Miss Bessie Werum is leader of the orchestra. OUTLINE OF GUILD'S NEXT PLAY IS GIVEN Dramatic Club Will Present Little Miss Fortune On January 19 Kitty's kisses are liked by all the college youths in Little Miss Fortunef, the play chosen by The Little Theater Guild for their next production which will be given January 19, in the auditori- um at 8:00 P. M. Candy kisses, made by Kitty, are sold in the petite store of Jerry, a young man in whom Kitty is interested. Augusta Smythe, a conceited, rich, young girl, tries to wreck the romance ripening between Kitty and Jer- ry. With the help of Willie, the heroine's brother, many compli- cating positions arise which are cleverly solved. Randolph Blan- ey, a prominent character, is also an object of Kitty's affections. The heroine's choice will be re- vealed on the evening the play is enacted. Characters are to be portrayed by the following members:.Mrs. Cooper, Pauline Wilsong Bill Cooper, John Revenaughg Jerry Patrick, Louis Barrie, Katherine Cooper, Alvina Piesiewiczg Lily Henshaw, Marjorie Herzbergg Augusta Smythe, Stella Taylor, Randolph Blaney, Jack Worshtilg Vivian Nightingale, Virginia Mc- Cluskyg Mrs. Jason Bindley, Frances Bell, Mrs. Baxter Reeves, Dorothy Criderg Calvin Proctor, James Shemas. Proceeds of the dramatization will be devoted to the purchasing of stage equipment for use in future productions. Tickets will be fifteen cents for both students and adults who care to attend. James Moll, assisted by Alvina Piesiewicz, has charge of the tick- et selling. Third annual Woodward l Fun Nightv will be sponsored by the Tattler on the tentative date, Thursday, February 15 at the Ohio theatre. Girls Preparing Short Play For Library Ass'n Meeting ':Enter the Hero, a one act play, will be presented by a group of girls at the next meet- ing of the Library Association. Girls taking part in the pro- duction are: Grace Spaulding, who plays Anne, the satisfied heroine, Julia Bennett portrays Harold, the hero, whom Anne gets in a great deal of troubleg Ruth Devlin, younger sister of Anneg and Frances Bell, Mrs. Carey, mother of the girls. Marge Devlin is directing the play. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS -:- Inquiring Reporter -:- Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 25.03 single issue. ALSCII X, QR 01 6 457 X PW Q33 - -519,15 TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief .............................. Charles Klinksick Businggs Manager ,,.......,,............. Arthur Berkowitz fSam Schall 4 Donald Dietsch l Sharon Leibovitz ' Cora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener .James Moll Assistant Feature Editor ...................... Helen Swaya Alvinia Piesiewicz Henry Nickpor V Robert Ridenour .Chester Matuszak Edward J ankowski Circulation Managers .............. News Editors ...................-.--- ----- I Feature Editor ......................................... Sports Editors ..........,.... Make-up ............. .--.----- Pressman ........v..... --..---- Exchange Editor ...... ....----,.-.--.----' E thel Dull Display Editor ...... ............ V irgillia Malin 4 . SVirginia Schuster Club Editors ...... ...........,.. l Carl Dority - M's Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. Q High M ontgomery Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. Reading Material HEN the announcement was made - recently that the Reader's Digest was available to students for fifteen cents, the idea and the magazine were both welcomed. Many Woodwardites purchased and found the worth of the publication. The Reader's Digest has long been a familiar thing to business men who have little time to waste delving through lengthy topics of the day and their little-known sidelights. In each issue this little hand- book supplies condensed articles from over twenty-five of the leading worth-while magazines. The fact that it is the only national magazine published also in a special Braille edition, that is with raised letters for blind readers, is evidence of its popularity and worth. We certainly should feel thankful that, through the efforts of Raymond 'Lowry, such a publication is available for us, and at a reduced price. The amount charged us is a 40 per-cent re- duction from the regular subscription rate. The Braill edition costs five and one-half times this amount, or over three times the yearly rate. , The famous authors who contribute to the Reader's Digest have each month something to tell us which will be of no harm for us to heed. Good Basketball THE inevitable has come at lastg Homer Hanham's reserve basketball team was defeated last Friday for the first time after 'zhree successive years of winning. A fine :ecord was established, but with .a game at least every Friday such a mark could not stand indefinately. Nevertheless, the Cubs have set up something to, shoot at and deserve praise for their work. By Mr. LaRue We are already on our way into fi. if the New Year. During the past three or four years we have ap- K ,. proached the turn of the season I' e ,.-i': 3 if with dread and misgiving. Knowing KX .1 that nothing but losses would show on our balance sheet, we hated to take inventory. The look ahead was even blacker. It is true some semblance of hope imbued us last year since we knew that a change was to take place in our government. However, it was only a forlorn hope and there were great numbers of confirmed pessimists that went about spreading the gloomy predictions that Roosevelt could do nothing for us. But how changed the outlook now. All over the land men are working again. Homes that before were gloomy and cold are now bright and warm. There is a new light in the eyes of fathers and mothers. Children can be nor- mally happy again. Everywhere there is a feeling of prosperity and well being. Some of the same pessimists who predicted that Roosevelt could do nothing are now pre- dicting that our good times cannot last, that there is nothing substantial in this foundation and that when we reach the end of this seeming prosperity our misery will be greater than ever. Of course, no one knows. But we are certain that any program, no matter how temporary that can substitute hope for despair, joy for misery, and independence for charity is worthwhile. Our part is to work hard, be patient and help along in every way the great recovery program. FF ' N May we herewith present some of the nation-wide advertisements worthy of notice. They are everyday thoughts presented in all seriousness over the radio and in the news- papers. If you are interested inthis valuable contest, merely scrawl your 39.5 word state- ment on, the inside of the twelve bottle caps that come around that wonderful Top Notch hair tonic, and send it with your name to the address on the seal. Just think! You may hear your name announced as the winner of this new 1934 straight eight, sneeze action roller skate next week. Act promptly. l W I Sh-h-h Have you heard about the new 1924 Trolly. It has all the latest dissappoint- ments, including free squeeling, adjustable seats at every window, the patented seven point bumper, an improved gong for all cross tracks, and a double life transfer. Be- sides, the heating system has been placed on the rear platform, and the isles have been widened two inches, giving more head room. Get your copy of this thin-plated tablespoon with your purchase by writing today. Whiz-z-z: It happened on a scooter bike. Jim: Such a dull party. John: Want me to turn handsprings ? CCries of Haw I-law. This is going to be good. J John fasidel: They laughed when I started to turn handsprings. Whizz-z-z: Yes, and they'll laugh at you too if you don't buy a package of Glue Fillet razor blades today. A Which of the present Tattler features do you like, and why? I think that Minute Interviews is the most interesting feature of the Tattler, because it helps us to know more of our teachers. It also helps us to understand them better.---Virginia Lee Baker, Fresh- man. I believe the Club Chats are one of the best features in the Tattler, because it gives you an idea of the importance of the organizations that represent Woodward. It also designates the quality of activities of the various societies.--Arthur Sievert, Jr., Sophomore. V I usually enjoy the Tattler Gossip'Seeker as it has variations of humorous stories and the so-called choice bits of gossip dis- cussed by Pola Baer. This offers a very in- teresting contrast to the general news of the school.--Ruth Isaacson, Junior. I like the This and That column be- cause it is sparkling and entertaining. It is informal and breezy, and you always get an inside story of one of your friends from it.---Mildred Clukey, Senior. I like the section in which students ex- press their opinions on current questions, because it sets questions before the student body in such a way as to make them real- ize that they can have ideas on such sub- jects.---Miss D. Bardo, Faculty member. -:- Club Chats -:- Freie Bahnf, German club, under the supervision of Miss Anne Wetterman, lan- guage instructor, was founded in 1931 when that subject was first taught at Woodward. Programs are presented at regular monthly meetings in which students give recitations in German. This develops the practial use of the language and at the same time provides entertainment. Fruhlingstanz, Spring dance, was the outstanding social affair the first year. Weihnactstraum, a Christmas play, was presented last year at which members of the Teutonia Maennerchor sang. Meyer Schall '33 was the first president and was succeeded by Charles Klinksick. Present oflicers are Anna Wegener, presi- dent, Charles Klinksick, vice-president, Virginia Schuster, secretary, Alice Henzlerg treasurer, Mary Jane Veller, reporter. . -:- Words To The Wise -:- Mistakes which are rapidly turning the teachers gray before their time hold the column's attention, today. Various English teachers who have felt their efforts wasted would ind confirmation if they heard some of these conversations in the halls. I seen that good looking feller again, is a common one. I-lere's an- other: 'LUS kidswill be waiting for you. Better watch your step next time you speakg for with this warning, every teacher in school will be listening to your speech. And have even our lofty seniors clay feet? The gales of laughter arising from a senior's theme in one of the social science classes seems to indicate this. This seem- ingly infallible senior tried to spell corpor- ation, cooperation and want, won't. To keep up the purpose of the column, here is a pronunciation to end the text. When you buy your yearbook, ask for a Sah-ga, not Saa-ga. THE WO ODWARD TATTLER BEARS LOSE CITY GAME TO CENTRAL Rally In Second Half Fails To Hold Central Scorersg Result Is 25-22 Due to a slow start and lack of coordination of the Bevanites and the rapid passing attack and accurate shooting of the Central- ites, during the first half, the Bears lost their second city en- counter to Al Sacksteder's Irish by the close score of 25-22. At the start of the second half a new spirited Woodward team entered the fray, and by fast floor- work and marvelous shooting of Meacham, took a six point lead in the middle of the third quarter which wasn't relinquisned until late in the last period when Degnan's shot hit the beam and fell thru the net to put Central in the lead. After that Central held the lead by the score of 25- 20 and checked the desperate Bears, allowing only one field goal, which was garnered by Cszarcenski just as the final shot was fired, making the final score 25-22 with the Irish on the long end of the score. Summary: Woodward Ccntarl Player FG. F. TP. Player FG. F. TP. Meacham 6 0 12 Tscherne 5 l 11 Jazwicki 1 1 3 Degnun 2 0 4 Czarcinskil 0 2 Mc Carty 2 0 4 Michalak 1 1 8 I-luss 3 0 5 Daivs 0 2 2 Rossler 0 0 0 Total 9 4 22 12 1 25 Straub and Mallory Oflicialsg Score at half: Woodward---6 Centrnl---12 NEXT WEEK'S GAMES Girls' intra-mural basketball tournament will continue with the following games to be played next week: Monday: Polar Bears vs. N.R.A. Cardinals vs. Friendship French vs. Zets T da : Inter Circle ues y Royals vs. Fresh.3 vs. Fresh.2 Soph.3 Fresh.4 vs. Fresh.1 vs. Fresh.5 Wednesday: Soph.1 vs. I' h Juniors frenc vs. Fasces Friendship vs. Boosters Polar Bears vs. Mickey Mouse Thursday: Fresh.2 vs. Soph.3 Royals vs. Zets F Sgphl vs. Seniors ri ay Mickey Mouse vs. Cubs Fresh.4 vs. Fresh.5 Boosters vs. N.R.A. - Cardinals vs. Fasces INTRA-MURAL TILTS The Tattler Staff downed a Hghting Pica club by piling up a 22-0 ,lead at the half and then coasting through to victory. The Pica club scored ten points in the last half and held the reporters scoreless. Mike Madras and Meyer Davis, scoring six points each, led the reporters while Or- ville Hinkelman led the printers. With Charles Stewart and Dan Kasprzak leading the attack, the Senior Hi-Y defeated the Gene- ral Shop team by the score of 19- 7. The Hi-Y had an advantage of height, but missed many shots. INDIANS DROP TILT TO BEVAN'S QUINTET Meacham And Czarcinski Pace Team In Scoring, Score Is 20-16 It was only after Stan J azwicki and Ted Czarcinski connected for field goals in the final minutes of the battle, that the Bevanites broke a 16-16 tie which netted them their first intra-city victory. The teams were evenly matched, using a close defense but were very much off offensive form, missing many tries for scores. Gifford Meacham and Czarcinski paced the Bear cagemen, with five points each, while Heininger stood out for the Indians with four free throws and one fielder, The Indians went into a slim one-point lead at the half, the score -being 7-6, with Hiltman, Czarcinski, and Davis contribut- ing charity tosses for Woodward, while Parker and Price tallied fielders for the Purple and Gold quintet. Quit.e a battle ensued in the following half, the score being knotted at the end of the third canto with a 14-14 count. In the opening minutes of the fourth, Medlin looped along shot,'but Kornowa parted the nets to tie the count, and with but two min- utes to play, Jazwicki and Czar- cinski connected for goals to con- clude the final score. Robert Rettig, Scott coach, and Jim Nicholson, T. U. grid mentor, officiated this tilt. - Summary: Woodward Waite Player FG. F. TP. Player FG. F. TP. Meacham 2 1 5 Carney 0 1 1 Jazwicki 1 0 2 Smith 1 0 2 Kornown 1 1 4 Price 1 1 3 Czarcinski 2 1 5 Parker 1 0 2 Michalak 1 0 5 Hemingcr l 4 6 l-litlmnn 0 2 2 Medlm 1 0 2 Davis A Q--1-1 Total 7 6 20 Total 5 6 16 Score at half: Woodward---6: Waite---7 Central Reserves Defeat Cubs In Preliminary Game After leading their opponents until the middle of the third period, Homer Hanham's Polar Bear Cubs surrendered a hard fought battle to Al Sacksteder's Central lightweights last Friday night in the Woodward gym by a score of 18-12. The Woodward lightweights' inability to find the loop was the cause of their down- fall, and also the cause of the collapse of a brilliant record set up by the Hanham coached team. At the end of a dull first half, the Cubs were leading 7-6. The Irish, led by Helme, center, then came to life and took the lead whichwasn't threatened through- out the rest of the game. Summary: VVoodwurd Central Player FG. G. TP. Player Q FG. G. TP. Boykin 1 0 2 Dryzymak 0 1 1 Sch'nm'k'r 1 1 3 Rosslcr 2 0 4 Boroughf 1 0 2 Helme 3 0 6 Gross 1 1 3 Costell 3 1 7 Mo'enberg 1 0 2 Ernest 0 0 0 Total 5 2 12 'Total 8 2 18 BEVANITES OUT TO CAPTURE SECOND CITY ENCOUNTER FROM COWBOYS Polar Bears And Libbey Cowboys Meet On Woodward Hardwood Court, Both Teams Are In Third Place Tie Tonight's classic with the Libbey Cowboys finds two determined quintets battling on the we i ' 'E F C f .. .... .... -.1 'Sp Woodward hardwood court, both teams striving to break out of the tie with Scott and DeVilbiss at the tive hundred marker. In their first tussle, the inexperienced Cowboys turned tables and defeated Scott, but were defeated by DeVilbiss, while the Bears recently beat Waite and dropped their first city encounter to Central. Glattke Has Small Cagers Coach Art Glattke has in his camp some short cagers, who are fast men and long shots, as was designated when they defeated Scott. From his group Glattke will start Vorderberg and Schlicker at the forward berths with James at the pivot position. In Marsh and Russell, ' 34Glattke has a wonderful pair of The final score of the St. J ohn's tilt was 31-24 not 31-22, as the summary in last week's Tattler indicated. Frank Michalak col- lected two field goals and two free tosses and not one field goal as shown in the score book. U l I Coach Bevan's present varsity includes five sophomore players, among whom are Dorman Birth- wright, Flo Tschogl, Stinky Davis, Andy Kornowa, and Red Hiltman. Scoring but 22 points in the Central tilt brought the Bevan- ites' average down to 25 points per game and the opponents' average up to 21. U 1 I Leona RuthWielinski, foremost Toledo girl athlete and .Wood- ward junior, had the privilege of meeting Mildred Babe Did- rikson, when the famous record breaking Babe was in town with her troupe of basketball players. Intra-mural basketball started off with a bang in both leagues, with sixteen teams competing. Coach Hanham's Bear Cubs Trounce Waite's Seconds Although the Polar Bear Cubs were out-ranged, they handily drubbed the Waite seconds 20-11 in the preliminary contest last Tuesday on the Indian hardwood court. Olin Boroughf and Paul Kor- nowa collected six field goals be- tween them, to lead the Hanham coached lads to victory. Only 11 fouls were called in this contest, which was a free-for-all scrim- mage part of the time and the Woodward team scoring points in the time which was left. Homer Hanham's team led at the half by a score of 11-6. defensive and offensive guards, who pass the oval with lighting speed. Surplus reserve material will find action if his first string- ers fail to click. J azwicki To Start With J azwicki showing defen- sive ability in the last tilt, Coach Rol Bevan will probably start him and Meacham at forwards, with either Dorm Birthwright or Czarcinski at center. Frank Mic- halak is a sure starter at one of the guard berths, with Hiltman or Davis as his teammate. Andy Kornowa, Tschogl, Zylka, and Hiltman will get into the battle before the final whistle blows. In the history of the schools, the summaries show that no Lib- bey team has ever defeated a Po- lar Bear quintet on the basket- ball court and Coach Bevan's cagers will be out to keep up this record. Additional Worker In Gym Girls' gym has added another C.W.A. employee to its list. Mur- iel Johnson has been employed to take charge of towels and the girls' dressing rooms. Pass For Tonight's Game Awarded To Emil Hiltman The closest to the actual out- come of the Central-Woodward game was entered by Emil Hilt- man, who therefore won himself a free ducat to the Libbey-Wood- ward tilt to be played here to- night. Guess one! Guess all, every week someone must win. There's nothing to lose and everything to gain, Cpopularity, your name in the Tattler, and a free ticketl so H11 in the following coupon and place it in the Tattler box in front of room 122 before 3:00 today, and perhaps you will be the one going to the Woodward DeVilbiss game as the guest of the Tattler. Name ........... Libbey ............. Woodward ........ Home Room ...... THE WOODWARD TATTLER NORMAN THOMAS SPEAKS AT FORUM Lecturer Claims New Deal Cannot Continue As At Present tEd. Note-This is a resume of the Saturday Night Forum as reported by Woodward representatives, Angela Neid and Orton Adair.J The cost of the New Deal is most alarming, stated Norman Thomas, Socialist leader and ex- candidate for the presidency of the United States, in addressing the Open Forum, January 6, on A Program For Our Times. He stated that new debts can- not be supported unless there is a new volume of production, and there are only four forms of tax- ation on which we ought to count: income, inheritance, land values, and capital levy. Mr. Thomas believes in national management of industry, decent housing, relief and a system of work for the unemployed, and socialization of industry for use and not profit. He continued, I wish to cor- rect some false statements about Socialism. People would live in houses of their own and not many in oneg the carpenter would own his tools, the surgeon, his instrumentsg but one man wouldn't own large factories where the laboring class would be under his absolute dictation? Mr. Thomas concluded by say- ing that the New Deal cannot go much longer on the road it has choseng it will either turn toward Fascism or Socialism. . Deadline Flashes Net profits from the movie Yankee Don, which was given in the auditorium third and fourth hours January 5, were 354.-13. U Roy Coss will lead a discussion concerning sports at a meeting of the Junior Hi-Y, Tuesday, January 16, at the Y.M.C.A. Principal Charles C. La Rue has donated some current maga- zines to the library for use of students. Among the magazines are the Atlantic monthly, The Saturday Evening Post, and the Literay Digest. Q Rita Kasprzak, Thelma Zingg, Donald Anthony and William Phifer, gave talks on prefixes, suffixes, English derivation, phrases, and abbreviations of Latin at a meeting of the Fasces club Tuesday, January 9, third hour in room 346. t At the Periclean meeting, held Wednesday, January 10, Vivian Wells was elected the new corre- sponding secretary of the society, replacing Vivian Hamilton. Methods of cabinet and desk making are being taught to stu- dents in S. B. Crouse's woodshop classes. I MINUTE INTERVIEWS ll W. F. Rohr Conversing with W. F. Rohr, teacher of mechanical drawing, the minute alloted to me for delv- ing into his history, past and present, was a very short time indeed, for his conversation and information was highly inter- esting. He tirst informed me that he, although once an engineer, en- joys teaching immensely. He would rather train a I young American than rehne a piece of steel. Mr. Rohr attended Purdue Uni- versity where he obtained a Bachelor of Science degree. His Bachelor of Arts and Master of Arts degrees were gained here at Toledo University. These last two degrees were in psychology, which deals with the human en- deavor. In this statement we find that our informant is an authori- ty on glands. Quoting from a re- recent address at the Lions Club, Mr. Rohr made the statement, Man is a creature ofthe glands within him. Teaching at hospitals has tak- en up a great part of his timeg he has taught at Robinwood, Flower, and Women's and Child- ren's hospitals. After scanning various news- paper articles commending Mr. Rohr, we are further assured that Woodward is fortunate in having him on the faculty list. Zets Will Present Court Of Magazines February 16 Zetalethean Literary society has announced February 16 as the date of presentation of the play, The Court of Magazines? Woodward orchestra under the direction of Miss Bessie Werum will furnish the musical part of the program. Stage designing and costuming committee, which consists of Marjorie Herzberg, Rita Loerke and Dorothy Kaszub- iak, will be assisted by Miss June Anderson, art instructor. Ruth Ra rnlow and Jane Staiger head the general committee in charge. Miss Edith Murphy, club adviser, is directing the produc- -tion. CITY STANDINGS ' Won Lost Pct. Central . . ........ 2 0 1.000 DeVilbiss ...........,... 2 1 .666 Woodward .............. 1 1 .500 Scott ................,........ 1 1 .500 Libbey ...... ... ........ 1 1 .500 Waite ........ ........ 0 2 .000 RABBI ADDRESSES MOTHERS' GROUP Religious Training Is Subject Discussed In Meeting On Wednesday God could not be everywhere so He made mothersf' stated Rabbi Lichtenstein,guest speaker at the meeting of the Woodward Mothers' club, Wednesday, Jan- uary 10. The general theme of his dis- course was the 'ilmportance of Cultivating the Religious Senti- ment In the Home which accord- ing to Rabbi Lichtenstein de- pends directly upon the mothers. Another thought conveyed to the group was of the religious senti- ment, which was described as the most beautiful sentiment of man, but like all arts, it must be de- veloped. Character points which were stressed by Rabbi Lichtenstein were divided into three groups: first, truth, second, only through effort is anything worth while gained, and third, the discoun- tenance of envy. Mrs. Bentley, president, pre- sided at the regular business meeting held after the speech of Rabbi Lichtenstein. The presi- dent also announced plans for a matinee card party to be given February 7. Guild's Privileges Extended To Ten Associate Members Ten associate members of The Little Theater Guild became executive members this last week after having earned eight or more points by attending dramatic class, working on producions, and doing extra work. This promotion enables the following persons to enjoy full club privileges: Janet Maseman, Alice Gertz, Mildred Clukey, Marian Kerwin, Leone Bennett, Dorothy Crider, John Revenaugh, Gus Brickman, James Shemas, and Meyer Davis. p FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tonight--Woodward plays Lib- bey here. Wednesday, Jan. l7.---P.T.A. meeting, John F. Hunter, state representative, to speak. Friday, Jan. 19.---Little Theatre guild gives presentation of Little Miss Fortune a three act play. Friday, Jan. 19.---Woodward cageman play Scott five there. Different styles of book-ends, shaped in earthen molds, have been modeled from lead by students in Joy Mohrhardt's general shop classes. l if 17 Review work prior to tinal examination is being carried on in all printing classes. BARN IS USED FOR PLAY IN HIXVILLE Shakespear's Romeo And Juliet Proves To Be Fine' Tragedy Once in Hixville, us an some fust rate play action' folks from Hamtown got together an was goin' ter dramertize one of that thar feller Shakebeer's awful sad stories. I just fergit the name of it, but there was some perty gal named Juliet and a fella she called Romeo, Wal naow, the opery house had burned down a month ago when Si Sedum play- ing Paul Revere, set the thing afire, knocking the lamp from the church steeple into the hay. We thought we'd fix up Elmer M'Hay's barn real nice. We'd heerd that stage people has ter have places ter change costumes so Elmer -took ol' Dobbin outer his stall. We had a purty present- able lookin stage even if Elmer made us leave the animals inside. Half the town turned out to see the play on the big night, and finally, after the band had played The Stars and Stripes Forever, it got under way. Everything went puflick until this Romeo feller an Miss Juliet got into their balcony scene. Everybody was listening jest spellbound til Romeo got to the place where he says something like ':Dost thou love me, Juliet? An' Dobbin let out a awful long, mournful i'Neigh. The folks 'most busted up their ribs, they laughed so hard. We all got calmed down agin an' the play went along fine un- til the scene where Juliet's git- ting ready to take pizen. It was so sad all the wimmin wus sob- bin outright, and even us men was sniflin. All of a suddin one of Elmer's cows mo-o-o-ed and Juliet got so mad that she walk- ed over to that critter and kick- ed it good 'n proper. O 'course that wuz the last o' our Romeo and Juliet play. Beginning Tumblers Tangle In Miss Keller's Gym Class Forward roll! Hip-hip-crash! What in the world? Ah, let's take a peek into the beginners' tumb- ling class taught by Miss Eliza- beth Keller. 'Qfl'QThere goes Irene Holkovic full speedt I'd hate to be her, the mats do not contain cotton.D Oh-oh- watch out. Bernice Erd is coming from one end, nice going, and Marjory Hall from the other end. Let them settle it, we'll watch Reba Boyd and Majorie Bates do a fantastic rocking stunt. Agnes Spirko, Beatrice Carter, Lillie Rowena, and Virginia Ray- mond declared that they like the tumble down Pyramid best of all. No effort lost there, all you have to do is climb over one another and when the signal is given down you go. Com'on we'll try something. One two three ---Ouchl i I I Constantly, Consistently Constructive I ' Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, January 19, 1934 No. 15 U FEBRUARY 15 IS FUN NITE DATE AT OHIO Tattler Accepts Sponsorship This Year, Price To Be Fifteen Cents Tattler staff is sponsoring Woodward Fun Nite which will be held at the Ohio theater, Feb- ruary 15, with the main features being the movies, Going Holly- wood starring Bing Crosby and Marion Davies, College Coach featuring Dick Powell, Ann Dvorak, Pat O'Brien and Lyle Talbot. As an added attraction a vaudeville show will be put on by Woodward students. Chester Matuszak, g e n e r al chairman, has appointed the following committees: program, Virginia Mann, chairman, as- sisted by Alvinia Piesiewicz, and James Moll publicity, Vir- ginia, Schuster chairman, and Donald Dietsch, Arthur Berko- witz is chairman of the ticket committee aided by Ethel Dull. Profits of Fun Nite will be put in the Tattler fund, so that the Tattler will be able to carry on financially and continue to pre- sent a paper to the pupils at the present price of fifteen cents a semester. e ' Admission price for the show and vaudeville is only fifteen cents. Tickets may be secured from any member of the Tattler staff or from the Tattler office starting Monday. ' Free Fun Nite Tickets If speech Hows freely off your tongue, if you are mag- netic, hypotizing when you talk, let yonr talent win you a prize. Any student, not enrolled in the Tattler oflice, who solicits an ad for the Woodward Fun Nite program from a local business, will be awarded a free subscription for the Woodward Tattler next semester and a ticket to see the program. Mothers' Club Plans Card Party For Welfare Funds Woodward Mothers' club will sponsor a matinee card party, to be held February 7, in room 305 from one forty-five to four thirty. Proceeds are to be used for school Welfare Work. For this reason students and parents are urged to purchase tallies, which may be obtained from Miss Amie Miller, Miss Mary Ward, Miss Rosella Woodrich, and Miss Grace Cronk. Refreshments will be served and everyone is invited, price of tallies for the affair is fifteen cents. SPANISH CLUB IS SPONSORIN G TEA Organization Will Hold AEair In Room 118 One Week - From Today Silver Tea, a unique social af- fair, will be sponsored by the Spanish club January 26 in room 118 from 3 to 5 P.M. Charles C. La Rue, Philco C. Dunsmore, Miss Amie Miller, and Miss Hannah Shaw are to be guests of honor. Marge Devlin, chairman of the committee, will be assisted by Alfred Samborn, Gladys Will- iams, and Harvella Bentley. Guests will be received by Sara Chandler, Dorothy Crider, Rowe- na Lillie, and Gladys Williams and Adele Brodecki will receive. Refreshments will be sand- wiches, tea, and cookies. Tickets- can be procured from any mem- ber of the Spanish club cabinet or in room 118 upon receipt of any silver coin. Miss Anne G. Wetterman is adviser of the organization. Theatre Guild Players Meet For Potluck And Rehearsal Last Wednesday at the River- side park shelter house, the Little Theatre Guild, advised by Miss Dorothy Kellogg, held a pot-luck supper and rehearsed Little Miss Fortune, which will be pre- sented in Woodward auditorium, Friday, January 19. A program arranged by Ralph Worshtil consisting of music, dialogues, and skits in which Miss Kellogg, James Moll, John Revenaugh, Jack Worshtil, Meyer Davis, Gus Brickman, Louis Barrie, James Shemas, Alvina Piesiewicz, Jane Staiger, and -Ralph Worshtil took part, was presented to the members who attended. The shelter house has also been booked by the Guild for next Wednesday, when the Guild will just rehearse the play. Science Is Topic Of Former Toledoan At Forum Meeting Is 1 Science Traveling Too Fast? This is the topic of the lecture to be delivered at the January 13 meeting of the Satur- day Night Open Forum by Dr. William E. Wickenden, former Toledoan, who is past president of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, and active president of the Case School of Applied Science. Besides being author of numer- ous books and magazine articles on economic forces from the en- gineer's viewpoint, this promi- nent man has spoken several times over a nation-wide radio lhook-up on science and educa- ltion. CLUB TAKES OVER TATTLER CAMPAIGN Salesmanship Organization To Solicit Semester Subscriptions Sales m anship club has undertaken t h e subscription campaign o f the Woodward Tattler for the second- se- mester of the cur- rent school year. Stu- dents will be solicit- ed by this organiza- tion on Monday .-.lst - igj V. Alherstett Wednesd ay, and Friday, January 22 to 26, during the first hour classes. Vernon K. Alberstett who is adviser of this group is also financial adviser of the Saga, the Woodward year book. Mary Kowalski has been chosen chairman of the group which is to carry on this work. Members who will participate will be selected at a meeting held after school today. Subscription rate has been set at -fifteen cents for the semester, providing 1000 pupils subscribe. Failure to secure this quota will automatically put the price up to thirty cents. Committee Chairmen For Soph Strut Are Named At a cabinet meeting of the Sophomore class, which was held Thursday, January 4, the chair- men ofthe various committees for the Soph Strut, the annual dance of the sophomore class, were selected. The leaders chosen are Dorothy Kaszubiak, decora- tion, Nynphiadora Funke, pro- gram, Harold Wozniak, clean up, Edward Abernathy, electricity, Lucille Phillips, tickets, and Frances Dunn, invitations. These committee heads will select their own assistants. Date ofthe dance will be announced later. Miss G. Cronk and C. Meek, class supervisers, were in charge of these selections. Salesmanship Distinctions To Be Small Pins This Year Small black pins with gold lettering have been selected by the Salesmanship club as its dis- tinctions for the coming year. On the guard will be engraved the numbers of the year designating the class to which the wearer be- longs. Marge Devlin heads the com- mittee in charge of the selection of thesefdistinctions and is as- sisted by Mary Kowalski, Morris Rappaport, and Helen Jane 5 Falvey. FIRST THREE ACT PLAY IS TONIGHT Theater Guild Oifers Little Miss Fortune This Evening Tonight in the Woodward au- ditorium The Little Theater Guild will present the first three act presentation of the year, Little Miss Fortune, a comedy of charm by Charles George. Miss Dorothy Kellogg, the Guild advisor, is directing the product- ion and Jane Staiger is student director. What if you were poor all of your life and suddenly inheirtd a large fortune? John Revenaugh playing role of William Cooper satisfies a life long ambition and buys a dozen pairs of white duck pants. His sister Katherine, enacted by Alvin Piesiewicz, stops making candy kisses and orders new dresses from Miss Nightingale, Virginia McClusky, an ex-actress and a dress maker. Two men have prominent places in Katherine's life, Jerome Patrick and Randolph Blaney, played by Louis Barrie and Jack Worshtil. Mrs. Cooper, portray- ed by Pauline Wilson, has a love affair with her lawyer enacted by James Shemas. Society, repre- sented by Dorothy Crider and Frances Bell, makes the usual critical inspection of the newly rich, the town flirt, portrayed by Stella Taylor, does her best to break up Katherineis romance. Lily Henshaw, who knows all the news of the neighborhood, will be played by Marjorie Herzberg. Tattler staE and members of Woodward High join in consoling Frances Bell and family on their recent bereavement. 4 Miss Rutan Replaces Miss Miller In Scholarship Group Miss Mable Rutan, history teacher and representative from Woodward iHigh, is a member of the scholarship committee of thd American Association of the University Women. This association consists of a member from each high school in the city. ' Miss Amie Miller served as a member for six years and also acted as thechairman. The purpose of such an orga- nization is to loan students suf- ficient funds to enable them to go through college. These loans are paid back without interest as soon as the student is able to do so. Various other scholarships which will be given out will be announced later. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 25.15 per semester, 215.03 single issue. Lscrfo ., I QW MQ? b Newspaper 2'1'351'M?lTi'ZtXx Mem GI' aff-MMP? TATTLER STAFF Edit0r-jn-Chief ,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,.,,,,,,,, Charles Klinksick Business Manager ...,.....,.............. Arthur Berkowitz Sam Schall Donald Dietsch Circulation Managers ...... ..... ' D Sharon Leibovitz News Editors ............,................ Cora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener Feature Editor ,........ .... ,......... : .................. J a mes M011 Assistant Feature Editor ...................... Helen Swaya NI Alvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors... ................... Henry Nickpor l Robert Ridenour ...Chester Maturzak .Edward J ankowski Make-up .............. .-..--.--- Pressman ................ .......... Exchange Editor ,,.,... ..,.................... E thel Dull Display Editor ..,.... ..............,.... V irginia Mann . I Virginia Schuster l Carl Dority 7. q Miss Marie J. Doerinff Fatulty Adusels lHugh Montgomery D Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly .Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shenias, and Ralph Worshtil. Club Editors ....... ........ ..-.- Publishing The Paper O SOME it may seem rather eccentric on our part to have devoted so much space in the Tattler for discussing the Tattler itself. The purpose behind this is to find out what columns and what type of material the readers like best and to improve and present those articles which are preferred. How well we succeed in this aim depends, to a great extent, upon whether the students and teachers express themselves. We welcome criticism good and bad when given in the proper spirit. Only in this way can we recognize our faults. Heretofore the Tatter has been written by students for students. The only ex- ceptions are Mr. La Rue's column, Principal Points, and the article written recently by E. L. Clark on vocational guidance. The staff advisers do not pen any of the materi- al printed each Week. They sincerely and carefully fill their positions as advisers by supervising, admonishing, and coun- seling. The policies and standards in journal- ism do not stand still. Therefore we endeav- or to keep abreast with new and intelligent measures and present to the student, his parents, and friends a modern newspaper. For next semester's subscription, we hope to offer a more interesting and highly de- sirable Tattler than has ever been given before for the money. For this reason we appreciate cooperation with both the pub- lishing and circulation departments. Gratitude For Courtesy RINCIPAL J. P. MENTAG of St. J ohn's high school wrote a letter shortly after the basketballgame between the two schools to Principal C. La Rue thanking him for the courtesy extended to the faculty, rooters, and the team by Woodward authorities. Gladly we in turn thank our own faculty for voluntarily acting to promote a fine friendly spirit between our high schools. . OFF ' Dear pola baerg Who is this mystery man who is giving Leona Kreft the rush on the phone? Mystified. Miss Steroius, So far I only know that heis five feet ll inches tall and wears glasses. As soon as some more dope comes in I'll let you know. Pola. 8 2 I Dear Pola. Virginia Baker has just found her long lost Leonard LaMonte. What will Arthur Sievert do? ' Inquisitive Senior. Dear Senior QI wonderl Art, in despair, will plunge himself head- long into dramatic work and try to forget her by pulling curtains the rest of his life. Pola. 1 3 Q Now that senior pictures have all been tak- en Cvery seriously by Bob Kleinhans and Max Minorl maybe we can tell a few of the things which happened in that little room in the Cubberly Studio. Believe it or not, Irene Holowinski and Wanda Kowalski had to be told to look for the birdie before they would smile. A minute after entering Grace Eurenius rushed out to put a loose strand of hair in place, and Alice Hen- zler was in the dressing room so long foul play was suspected. June Slavin points with pride to the shadows showing under her eyes which fshe claimsl are caused by study. You wouldn't recognize Bill King in his proofs. In fact, neither did Ruth Ramlow. U I U This is too good to pass up. Mae West says A curve is the loveliest distance between two points. fMr. Rike take noticej U 8 F THIS AND THAT Melvin Lechlak is still wondering how the German Diet can go to Frankfurt and have a meeting. Stephen Szacta says if it was the right season, mustard, perhaps, he would be suited. Hey, wanna play checkers? yells Vir- ginia Saen as she spies Eva Ganch with her checked blouse and jumper. Mary Katherine Le Gron has an eye on Grover Kenyon, and Betty Kaseman's pretty blushes are undoubt- edly caused by Ernie McFarland. Operator 1934 reports that the sweetest affair so far this year concerns Rita Loerke and Charles Wach- tel. Did you ever see a dream walking de-dum hmm-m. I 3 U ODE TO JAWHN John Revenaugh is the cutest kid That ever I have seen, Dimpled cheeks and eyes that sparkle Like the ocean green. Janet Maseman. ODE TO JUST TIN Justin Hering's the cutest feller. He is called the Village Bell Cause his hair is nice and yeller, But I like him just as well. Dorothy Corthell. 1 1 1 Who-0-o is he? queries the owl as this prominent senior comes into view. A gray suit, gray Q. D. coat sweater, and gray suede shoes, are in keeping with his general attitude of late. His pet peeves are the Tattler and the letters nie added to his first name. Room 126 is his favorite hangout. If you can't guess who this senior boy is, you'll find his name in the next weekis Tattler. Flashes From Friends A Hawaiian theme will be carried out in the annual at Roosevelt high school.Pictures of various scenes in Hawaii will be included in a section of the book so that those who receive the book will see something of the scenic beauty there.---Rough Rider, Hono- lulu, Hawaii. Letters have been extended to parents of seniors at Oliver high explaining the cost of graduation and suggesting that each girl have one dress for all commencement events. Thus every girl will be able to attend the prom without worrying about a new gown.---Oliver News, Pittsburgh, Pa. I U I Norman Staiger, student at Toledo University, may be cast as a lead in Cam- pus Days, an operetta given by Scott Glee club.---Scott Thistle. Norman played opposite Lois Hotz in The Garden of the Shah presented at Woodward last year. 3 S l Laugh and the world laughs at you, cry and you'll be sure to get your man. ---Orange and Black, Waterloo, Iowa. F I I Formulas--- B equals Boy G equals Girl C equals Chaperon B plus G plus C equals misery. 2 G's plus B equals jealousy. 2 B's plus C equals war. B plus G equals bliss. ---DeVilbiss Prism. So what? The school girl of your mother's days blushed when embarrssed. The modern school girl is embarassed when she blushes. ---The Parrot, Metamora, Ill. Club Chats -:- Five years ago the Woodward Art Klan was founded under the leadership of Bonnie Baker. In comparison with the twelve active members at that time, the present total membership is fifty-nine. In order to maintain the interest of the mem- bers, the work of the society alternates each year from practical art to art apprecia- tion. At the present it is appreciation. The name of this organization was adopted from the larger group of Toledo artists also called the Art Klan. Among the club's outstanding activities was the presentation of Tableaux Vivante or pageant of living pictures. This project followed last year's study of great masters' pictures. Along with the work on the pa- geant was the making of booklets contain- ing small prints of these pictures, and type- written copies of lectures given by club members concering the great artists and the appreciation of their masterpieces. The making of Christmas cards for pub- lic sale, a project introduced during the first year of the club's existence, immediately became a custom which is still followed. Posters publiczing diverse student activi- ties about school are also made by the Art Klan. Present officers are Pauline Wilson, president, Rita Loerke, secretaryg Dorothy Kazubiak, treasurerg and Casimer Klapp, sergeant-at-arms. Miss June Anderson has been adviser of the Art Klan since she first became Woodward art teacher five year ago. vg- THE WOODWARD TATTLER BEVANI1-Es mms , ,, , ,aff-.gs-ig., 1 POLAR BEARS AND TIGERS MEET LIBIQOWBOYS ' IN INTER-CITY LEAGUE CONTEST P01ag.,fjg1gjj1ggf,E1,gP55jIand ,gg in g '-AS fl Bevanites Encounter Upton Avenue Quintet Here J azwicki Stars A determined Bevan-coached quintet hung a 23-13 defeat on the Libbey Cowboys and broke out of a three way tie for third place into a knot with Scott in second place last Friday. Through-out a fast game with both teams playing good ball, the Bears with Stan Jazwicki going on a scoring spree held the upper hand. Joe Hiltman who played a superb brand of ball, put the Bears in the lead with a long shot from the side court. Then Jaz- wicki began to collect his points and sank three fielders in the first quarter while his mates held the Libbey offensive to one field goal made by Vorderburg. The Bevanites good work con- tinued with J azwicki adding two more points and Meacham sink- ing three fouls to give Wood- ward a 13-6 lead at the half-time. The Cowboys came back in the second half determined to break the jinxg but Kornowa and Michalak broke in the scoring column and with the help of Jazwicki and Meacham scored ten points against Libbey's seven to clinch the victory. Summary: Woodward Libbey Player G. F. T. Player G. F. T. Meacham 0 6 6 Vorderburg 2 1 5 Jazwicki 5 1 11 Schlicher 1 1 3 Czarcinski 0 0 O James 1 0 2 Michalak 1 0 2 Russell O 1 1 Hiltman 1 0 2 Wilhelm 1 O 2 Kornowa 1 0 2 Total 8 7 23 Total 5 3 13 INTRA-MURAL GAMES For .January 22 to the 26, the following games will be played in the girls' intra-mural basketball tournament: Monday: Zets vs. Boosters N.R.A. vs. Mickey Mouse Fresh.3 vs. Seniors Fresh.4 vs. Soph.1 . Tuesday: Friendship vs. French Soph.3 vs. Fresh.5 Royals vs. Cardinals Inter-circle vs. Fasces Wednesday: Fresh.1 vs. Juniors Zets vs. Polar Bears Boosters vs. Cubs Thursday: Inter-Circle vs. N. R. A. Royals vs. Friendship Fasces vs. Mickey Mouse Fresh. 2 vs. Fresh. 4 Friday: Cubs vs. Polar Bears Juniors vs. Seniors Cardinals vs. French Fresh. 3 vs. Fresh. 5 Skaters Scoot Next Friday Girls' W will begin their so- cial events for the year with a 'Skaters' Skoot, January 26, at Memorial Hall. Jean Clifton and June Slavin are in charge of the affair. Coach Bevan's theory of con- ference hour foul shooting prac- tices has worked out fairly well. Gifford Ellesworth Meacham dropped six out of seven fouls that were called on his opponents in the Libbey tussle. J an m The Bears' average is slowly dropping, but victories are now being garnered. The Bevanites' present average is 24 points per game, and the opponents have tallied 17. Bill Reeves, former Woodward cage star, is being coached by Harry Lackey, who was one of Coach Bevan'S former players when Bevan was mentor of baske tball at Youngstown Rayen. Reeves is a member of the Ohio University freshman squad. Marion Shires Jaworski is going to tryout with the Dayton Ducks next spring. The Ducks are in the Mid-Atlantic baseball league. Due to an error in contracting of games, the Scott tilt has been moved up to January 30 in order to help the Collingwood Avenue quintet carry out its part of a contract with Dayton Stivers. Homer Hanham's Bear Cubs To Take On Tiger Seconds Next Tuesday night, as a pre- liminary to the varsity tilt, Horn- er Hanham's lightweights will meet the DeVilbiss seconds on the Woodward basketball court. The Tiger Cubs have won six games and lost one to date and last week defeated the Scotters 24-19. Homer Hanham's bo ys have lost one game to Central, and will be out to conquer the boys from Upton Avenue. The lightweights will line up with Bielski and Boykin at forwards, Olin Borough. at pivot, while Gross and Mollenberg will fill in at the guard berths. CITY PERCENTAGES Central still holds a substantial lead in the inter-city basketball race with three wins and no losses. Woodward and Scott are tied for second place with two wins and one loss, but this tie will be broken when Woodward meets Scott there January 30. City Standings Won Lost Pct. 0 Central 3 1.000 Woodward 2 1 .666 Scott 2 1 .666 DeVilbiss 2 1 2 .500 Libbey 1 2 .333 Waite 0 3 .000 Girls To Play Basketball Starting next week, basketball will be played in all girls' gym classes. Those who do not care for this sport can take clogging. Tuesdayg Both Teams Are Evenly Matched And Close Battle Should Result Harry Rice, DeVilbiss basketball mentor, will bring his Orange and Black clad basketeers here Tuesday evening, for a tussle with the Woodward Polar Bears. Both teams are evenly matched, with the Tiger offense being built around Louis Martin, the spark plug in Rice's scoring machine, while the Bevanites' chiefscoring threat Libbey Reserves Drop Game To Polar Bear Lightweights The Woodward Cubs defeated the Cowboy seconds 19-17 in a tilt which went into two overtime periods before Bustow sank a short toss to turn in the visioned victory. Bielski opened the hrst canto with a long shot which split the net perfectly and a minute later he came back with another one to push the score to 4-0 for the Bears. The Libbey defense tight- ened and scoring was discon- tinued for the remainder of the period. In the second quarter the Cowboys gained an offensive momentum and led 10-5 when the half ended. The second half opened slowly, but I-lanham's boys crept up and tied the count. The teams kept matching each other with baskets until the score stood 17-17 as the game expired. It was not until the second overtime period, how- ever, that the lightweights claimed the game after Bustow sank his shot. Summary: Woodward Libbey Player F. G. T. Player F. G. T. Boykin 1 1 3 Smith 2 0 4 Bielski 3 0 6 Reihe 1 0 2 Bustow 1 O 2 Jachimiak 2 0 4 Gross 3 1 7 Hoffman 3 0 6 Mollenberg 0 1 1 Pratt 0 1 1 Total 8 3 19 ' Total 8 1 17 Int ra-Mural Tilts The Auto Mechanics went on a scoring spree and scored thirty- six points while the Senior Hi-Y was held to one-third that num- ber. Benny Zielinski led the Me- chanics with twelve points and W. Kubinz and Flash Ras had eight points each. Leon Phifer led the Hi-Y team in scoring with four points. With Donald Dix and George Grover garnering ten points be- tween th em, the Quill and Dagger society defeated N.R.A. by the score of 13-8. Danny, Walters, Kozakowski, and Kuszek scored two points each for the losers. Gym Instructors Teaching Basketball Fundamentals Homer Hanham and Arthur Smith, gym instructors, are teaching their gym classes the fundamentals of basketball dur- ing gym periods. They are being taught how to pass, dribble, fake, and shoot. These fundamentals will be used later when leagues are formed and they start to play games. his Giff Meacham, although Stan l J aswicki will offer the opponents plenty of opposition. The DeVilbiss Tigers are in third place with two victories and the same number of losses, while the Bears are tied with Scott for the runnerup position. Last year the Bevan-coached cagers drubbed DeVilbiss by a 30-22 count, but, as all members of both teams were lost thru graduation, adifferent story may rise after the final whistle blows. Martin Is Tiger Star Starting in the Tiger line-up will be Louie Martin, stellar cager, and Ginter at forward positions with Davis at the pivot berth. Folger and Brighton are to start at guards. If things prove too tough for these lads, Rice has ca- pable substitutes in Backers and I-lartsing, who are adept for shooting long shots from the court. Bevan To Make Change Coach Rollie Bevan will prob- ably make changes at center position. Stan J azwicki has been showing quite a bit of stuff at the pivot position, but Doim Birthwright, who has an advan- tage of height, will probably be awarded this berth. Gifford Mea- cham and Jazwicki or Tschogl, at forwards- and Frank Michalak and Red Hiltman or Dickie Davis, guards. Andy Kornowa, Red Zylka, and Tschogl will see action before the final gun shoots. The reserve team will meet the DeVilbiss seconds in the pre- liminary contest which will begin at 7:30 P. M. Max Davis, Freshman, Wins In Score Guessing Contest Of the 114 scores handed in last week, Max Davis' guess giv- ing Woodward a 22-12 victory over Libbey was nearest the actual score of the tilt, therefore Max will be the guest of the Tattler at the DeVilbiss game Tuesday, January 23. A ticket to our next contest, the Waite tussle, to be played here February 9, will be given to the person entering the closest score to the final outcome of the De Vilbiss tilt: so fill in the follow- ing coupon and drop it into the Tattler box in front of room 122 before 3:00 today. Name ..................... Woodward ........ DeVilbiss .......... Home Room ........ THE WOODWARD TATTLER TRIP TO EUROPE IS AWARD IN CONTEST Examination On League Of Nations To Be Given On March 24 For the eighth consecutive year the League of Nations association will sponsor the national com- petitive examin ation on the League of Nations for all high school students. A trip to Europe, .with all expenses paid, is the first prize, additional cash prizes and some local and state awards are offered. Two students from each school will be able to compete in the final examination, but any number is allowed to try out in the preliminary. Following a study ofthe League textbook, A Brief History of the League of nations, the exami- nation is to be given March 23, 1934. The nrst prize features a stay in Geneva, Switzerland where one may have the opportunity of studying the League at first hand. Other places of interest to be visited are: The Louvre, Westmi- nister Abbey, Notre Dame, and the White Tower. Any one interested in compet- ing in this examination is re- quested to see Miss Adrienne Curtis, adviser of the Internat- ional club which is sponsoring this movement at Woodward High School. Individual Scoring Gilford Meacham tops the Po- lar Bear Cagemen in scoring with total of sixty-four points garner- ed in the nine games played in the current basketball season. Ted Czarcinski is in second place with forty points followed closely by J a z w i c ki with thirty-six points. The summary follows: 64. Meacham ............ ....... ................ Czarcinski ............ ....... .... ........ 4 0 . J azwicki ....... ........ 3 6. Michalak .......... ........ 2 8. Tschogl ......... ........ 2 0. Davis .......... ........ 1 8. Corthell .......... ........ 1 2. Kornowa ...,...... ........ 1 1. Hiltman ....................... ...............,.. 7 . B1rthwr1ght .................................... 2. Democracy Is Debate Topic At International Club Meet Resolved that Democracy as a Form of Government has failed is the topic to be debated at the next regular meeting of the Inter- national club Wednesday, Jan- uary 24. Alfred Samborn, Alvin Sanger, and Ben Schall have tak- en the affirmative side while the negative team is composed of Meyer Davis, James Shemas, and Ralph Isenstein. Molly Meerkreb is to act as student chairman of the debate following which an open forum will be held. Miss Marion McDonough, Miss Edna McLaughlin, and Miss Mable Rutan are to act as judges. A I MINUTE INTERVIEWS l Miss Ward Miss Mary Ward .... twinkling eyes. ..kindly smile..belie favorite subject ...mathematics ........ wears only one color .... shades of red .... traveling .... chiefhobby .... has cov- ered Europe .... much of United States .... during wanderings likes sports .... as aspectator .... not musical .... but enjoys music .... doesn't read much .... too many other things to do .... gets poetical ....after a steak roast....eaten with big onions .... has no superstitious a few aversions .... will never dis- cuss politics .... because of argu- ments .... words have strange ef- fect on her .... vulnerable one of them .... recent lessons in contract bridge .... suiiicient explanation. Deadline Flashes I Next meeting of the P. T. A. will have as their entertainment James Moll playing the accor- dian, singing by Richard Pease and Edward Betts, and a speaker who is to be announced later. David Olsen, senior boy, is ex- changing school news with Harry Zigman, former Wood- ward student, now living in Cleveland, Ohio. A program of music was given yesterday, conference hour, in the auditorium at the junior class meeting by a string quartet, consisting of Edward Betts and John Russel, guitars, James Shemas, violin, and Nick Alla- manus, a sixth grader from Lagrange school, playing the mandolin. l I I Members of the Saga staff will hold a meeting at the home of Mary Jane Veller so that they may become better acquainted with one another. They also will discuss plans for the forthcoming Saga and will have entertainment. Contest On Meats Is Held For Miss Abair's Classes A contest has been held in Miss Abair's cooking classes in connection with their study of the different kinds and cuts of meat. The persons making up the largest number of questions about meat received a prize. Those having the longest list of questions are: Caroline Kola- sinski, Michael Liwo, Dorothy Ragan, Ruth Linker, Anthony Vetter, and Charlotte Manner. FOUR NEW COURSES WILL BE AVAILABLE Additional Studies Include Boys' Home Economics, Math Classes Four new subjects, home eco- nomics for boys, advertising. trigonometry, and solid geome- try, will be offered to students next semester. Home economics for boys will only be taught by Miss Angela Abair, Miss Blanche Hazelton, and Miss Laura Adams. Care of clothing, personal appearance, and table manners are a few of the essentials which they will learn. Vernon K. Alberstett will have a class in advertising which will be open to upper classmen. This subject, which will be held second hour, is really a continuation of salesmanship. Material for study will be obtained from magazines and newspapers. Trigonometry and solid geome- try will be taught by E. R. Rike to pupils wishing a dv a n ce d mathematics. Trig will be given second hour and solidgeometry, seventh hour. 'Sharp Ears Slice Into News About Teachers And Radios After sleepless nights and busy days, Ye Ol' Eavesdropper has finally discovered a good reason why teachers should go to movies and listen to radios. Exceedingly interested in one student's remark a few days ago, Miss Boyles asked, Is that so? in just that inimitable Joe Penner way. If her rahdio had been turned on Sunday at 7:30, this embarassing situation would never have occured. Another example to prove his statement Y. O. E. found in room 318. When two freshies were caught busily engaged in con- versation, Miss Kellogg would glibly announce, If it's that im- portant, come up and see me. Is she having a time breaking the habit? Glee Club Plans Dance Glee club will sponsor a mat- inee dance Friday, February 16, from 2:45 to 5:00 P. M. in the girls' gym. Red Flanagan and his Serenadersn will play for dancing. Martha Komasinski heads the committee in charge and is assist- ed by Tilma Roloff and Kathryn McDonald. Girls To Swim At Waite Tentative plans are being made for girls' swimming class- es at Waite and Scott. Lessons would be open at Waite for Woodward girls, while DeVilbiss students would attend Scott's pool. Twelve lessons could be obtained for thirtycents. Woodward Fun Night Thursday, Feb. 15 CORRIDOR PERMITS CAUSE AMUSEMENT New Diversions Arise From Use Of Cartwheels As Tickets Hopper mitts! Hopper mitts! What? How do you spell it? Spell it then. H-a-1-l--oh, hall permits! Well, any way--- June Reid and Virginia New- meyer meet in the halls and, using the disks for money, start playing store. The Corridor Creep Knot a dancej is the new game sweeping Woodward. Ted Janiszewski, Mike Madras, Flo- rian Lakowski, and Ray Litten, originators of the game, say all that is necessary is a pencil and a permit, and then just go hoopin' down the halls, rolling the per- mit with the pencil. They'll come in handy, says Benny Michalak, for hitting a patrol man over the head if he refuses to let you pass. Certain itinerant students I know will make a hobby of collecting these disks, declares Rita Loerke. Dan Maroke voices the opinion that their great weight will re- duce hall haunting. Pola Baer has discovered that in case of an emergency they make swell man- hole covers. Mr. La Rue warns pupils on the two upper floors to be careful and not drop the hopper mitts as they will break through and cause a little damage to those passing below. Not that it matters much, but grease spots are rather hard to remove from our floors. Wilbur Wagner de- rives great pleasure from an oc- casional game of Tiddley Winks with the disks. The only objection so far has come from Shirley Oswalt. The permit is s o heavy that she has to have Dorothy Moll help her carry it. 4 FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tuesday, Jan. 23 -- Woodward basketeers play DeVilbiss cagemen here. Friday, Jan. 26 -- Spanish club to hold a silver tea after school. Friday, Jan. 26-- Skaters' Skoot sponsored by Girls' W club to be held at Memorial hall. Week of Jan. 22-26 -- Salesman- ship club to undertake Tat- tler subscription campaign. Dancing Classes Being Held For Seniors Each Monday Fourteen boys and thirteen girls attended the senior dancing class Monday from 2:30 to 4:30 in the little gym. Students are instructed by Mrs. Lafferty while Mrs. Strahrn, pian- ist, furnishes the music. This class is sponsored by the physical education department in order to teach seniors the art of dancing so they will be able to attend the prom. ooo RD TTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive -w Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, January 26, 1934 r No. 16 GIRLS' W CLUB SKATES TONIGHT Memorial Hall To Be Scene Of Skaters' Skoot At Eight P.M. Skating to the tune of the Skaters' Waltz, the WNW girls will be out tonight to show every- one a good time at the Skaters' Skoot from 8:00 to 11:00 p. m. at Memorial Hall. Mr. and Mrs. Charles C. La Rue will be guests of honor. Frolicking gayly and display- ing skating technique, the chaperons who will don skates are as follows: Misses Dorothy Kellogg, Marie Do ering, Adrienne Curtis, C ath e ri n e McClure, and Stella Cornwell, Rolland Bevan, Howard Phipps, Mr. and Mrs. Homer Hanham, and Mr. and Mrs. Art Smith. Jean Clifton and June Slavin are in charge of the party. Assist- ants are Leona Ruth Wielinski, Lucie Stipes, Lucille Phillips, Vir- ginia Stewart, Margaret Keefer, and Leola Taylor. Admission for boys is a quarter and for girls, twenty cents. N.S.P.A. Professors Will Criticize Copies Of Tattler For the purpose of receiving a rating among school newspapers in the United States, the Tattler is sending one copy of each issue of the paper put out since the first of the school year to the All American Critical Service of the National Scholastic Press association. Class rating and practical guid- ance information based on the opinion of the judges, Professors Edwin H. Ford and Kenneth E. Olson, who are experienced in journalism and are prominent in the literary world, will be return- ed with the proffered issues so that the Tattler may benefit from the constructive criticism thus offered. Electrical Engineer Uses Models To Illustrate Talk Monday in all of A. R. Bitter's electricity classes Joe Everett, representative of the T o l e d o Edison Company, gave a lecture and demonstration on the dis- tribution of electrical power. Mr. Everett introduced William Johnson, electrical engineer, who illustrated his talk with models of high tension towers and mini- ature substations. There will be a series of four or five similar talks including one on generation of electricity and light distribution. A series of demonstrations of this type, sponsored by the Toledo Edison Company, was given last semester to students of electricity and physics. STAFF PREPARING . VAUDEVILLE ACTS Fun Night Being Elaborately Planned By Tattler For Feb. 15 Plans for the vaudeville acts for Woodward Fun Nite, which is sponsored by the Tattler staff and is to be given February 15 at the Ohio theater, will be com- pleted this week. A musical re- vue, showing Woodward talent, will furnish the entertainment for this gala occasion, and an outside orchestra is to be en- gaged to complete the program. A chorus of girls are now learn- ing the latest dance steps and many misses are practicing their blues singing in order to be able to participate in' this program. Although the names are not ready for publication, a number of tap dancers, singers, mu- sicians, acrobats, and special musical features are now being planned. Complete outline of the enter- tainment and persons to preform will be announced in the next issue of the Tattler by the pro- gram committee consisting of Virginia Mann, chairman, James Moll and Alvinia Piesiewicz. Various Clubs In City Hear Woodward Teachers Speak E. L. Clark, W. H. Rohr, and Raymond Lowry, members of Woodward's teaching staff, have been speaking to various organi- zations in the city recently. E. L. Clark addressed the Parent-Teacher Association of Whittier school on Wednesday, January 17, and of Chase school on Monday, January 22, on the subject of The Financial Problems of Toledo Schoolsf' W. H. Rohr spoke Tuesday at theY Men's club explaining Why We Behave Like Human Beings. On the same date, Mr. Lowry talked before the members of the League of WomenVoters, assem- bled in the Commodore Perry Hote,lon the subject, Can We Afford to Educate Our Children. Mothers' Club To Hold Card Party February 7 In School Woodward Mothers' club is sponsoring a matinee card party to be held from one forty-five to four thirty, February 7, in room 305. Proceeds of the affair are to be used for school welfare work. Tal- lies may be had for the sum of fifteen cents from Miss Amie Miller, Miss Mary Ward, Miss Rosella Woodrich, and Miss Grace Cronk. Students and parents are in- vited to attend. Refreshments consisting of coffee and cake will be served. THOUSAND IS GOAL FOR SUBSCRIBTION S Tattler Campaign Is Being Pushed By Students Of Salesmanship Annual last semester drive for Tattler subscriptions has been carried on during the first hour, every other day of this last week. The fee for the last part of the school term is fifteen cents if the quota of 1000 persons subscribed. Unless this goal is reached, rep- resentatives will continue to visit the classes the week after exam- inations. Members of the salesmanship club are in charge of the solici- ting. They are being directed by Vernon Alberstett adviser ofthe organization, and teacher of the salesmanship classes. Mary Kowalski is acting as general chairman during the campaign and is being assisted by Martha Komasinski, Leona Gwozdz, Juliette Sear, Grace Eurenieus, Mary Ellen Mertz, Helen Felvey, Christina Cramer, Betty Jane Kaslly, and Cecilia Hodnieski. Subscriptions will also be tak- en at the Tattler oiiice. Jean Mathie, Carl Corthell Hear Doctor Will Durant Jean Mathie and Carl Corthell heard Dr. Will Durant, one of the greatest living philosophers, who spoke at the Saturday night Open Forum on The Ten Mas- ter Minds of the Ages. The ten greatest thinkers in the opinion of Dr. Durant are: Confucious, Plato, Aristotle, Co- pernicus, ' Benedict S p in o z a, Francis Bacon, I s a a c Newton, Voltaire, Emmnuel Kent, and Charles Darwin. ' Dr. Durant selected these men because they thougth purely for tlie sake of understanding not merely for the purpose of apply- ing their thinking to some spe- ciiied work or art. E. Zytkus Leads Winners In Hannibal Vs. Caesar Debate Resolved, Hannibal was 'a Greater General than Caesar, was the topic of debate given last Friday in Miss Marian Mc- Donough's history I class. Those taking part in the debate were Eugene Zytkus, Franklin Shore, Annette Veller, and Lillian Churski. Miss Mabel Rutan, Mr. C. C. LaRue, Miss Edna McLaughlin, and Miss Marie Doefring acted as judges. Eugene Zytkus, leader of the winning side, which was the nega- tive, was adjudged the outstand- ing speaker, with Annette Veller, leader of the affirmative, taking second place. ' SAGA BEGINS DRIVE FOR SUBSCRIPTIONS Section Of Photographs Is Added, Price Remains Same As Before Saga Tattler staff is launching its annual campaign for subscrip- tions for the Woodward year book, the Saga Tattler. Beginning Monday, January 22, class repre- sentatives solicited students indi- vidually. The price of the Saga this year is same as that of former years, 31.50. This may be paid in small payments of twenty-five cents each. Charles Stewart, busi- ness manager, is in charge of this campaign which will last until the latter part of April. An entirely new section, the social Who' s Who in Woodward High School, an enlarged snap- shot section consisting of photos of Woodward students in comi- cal,odd, and ridiculous poses,is to be one of its features. The covers will be altogether different from those of previous editions. In addition to the year book, the purchaser has all the Tattlers that have been edited during the school year bound in the book. Woodward is the only Toledo gliglh School having this type of oo . Democracy Is Debated At International Club Meeting L'Resolved that domocracy as a form of government has failed was the subject debated at the regular meeting of the Inter- national club, Wednesday, Jan- uary 24. The negative team,com- posed of Alfred Samborn, Alvin Sanger, and Ben Schall, were the victors. Those upholding affirmative, were handicapped by the absence of tone of their debaters, making it necessary for Meyer Davis and James Shemas to take the full responsibility on their shoulders and pinch-hit for the absentee. Molly Meerkreb was the student chairman of the debate and Miss Edna McLaughlin, Miss Mabel Rutan, and Miss Marion McDonough acted as judges. Following the debate, an Open Forum was held in which all the members were allowed to voice their opinions on the subject. Girls' Committee Chooses Athletic League Emblems Distinctions for the Girls' Athletic League will be inthe form of a pyramid, done in blue and white chenille with the G.A. L. insignia. Virginia Stewart, assisted by June Slavin, Lydia Gran, Lucy Gust, and Cecelia Rakowski, was in charge of choosing the emblems. THE IVOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 25.03 single issue. . scws QTSTM ,,J,UL3? ' ,,, Mime CT' TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief .............................. Charles Klinksick Business Manager ......................., Arthur Berkowitz I Sam Schall Circulation Managers .............. 4 Donald Dietsch lSharon Leibovitz Display Editor ....,..... ................ V irginia Mmm Makeqlp ,.,,,,.,,,,,,,A,. .,.,,..,,. C hester Matuszak Pressman .,,.,,,,,,,,,..,,,,,,,,..,.......,.,.. Edward .l3.I1liOW5ilil Salesman Service N UNEMPLOYMENT situation has been found with our own school. The salesmanship classes existing for years are most of the time without projects and opportunities to put to practical use the knowledge and theories that they have been taught. This group, which has successfully undertaken the Tattler cam- aign, would welcome similar workouts for clubs and dramatic organizations. Imagine a student of salesmanship con- fronting a fellow classman with a voice stuttering and wheezing like a self-starter with low batteries. Soon he begins to get a kick out of itg his motor nerves turn over, the exhaustive speech tunes up and roars forth. Now the brake is released, and the driver applies power and pressure. With a glib motion the wheels of salesmanship take hold. Before the guest realizes it, he hurried to the conclusion sold on the 1 ea. Enjoying Exam Time HE well-known, light, happy-go-lucky spirit is, even now, beginning to vanish from the constitutions of most classmates. A darker and less cheerful mood of con- e ntration overtakes the fiustered majority. The reason is that class examinations will be given on Tuesday and Wednesday. l-iut what of the minority which is now becom- ing light-hearted after having had a serious attitude for the past semester? This smaller group has reasons for joy. The exempted students have kept at their classwork con- sistantly and while experiencing the re- spect of their friends, are having a period of complete relaxation. Let someone ask the question, Is it worth-while to study 'and learn regularly? ' Cooperation URING the years of 1928 and '29, most people lived extravagantly with an I should worry feeling and little regard for a neighbor. The only evidence of the golden rule was on some old, forgotten, mutilated ruler. But now conditions are different, everyone has been brought closer to the same level. i'Do unto others as you would have others do unto you has been recognized and applied to an extent. A further application is at hand. In the past, it has been that the lowerclassmen did not support the Saga, especially the juniors, who are not distant from the senior year. It is desired that these students stand be- hind the graduating class for the yearbook, then next year they too may expect like returns from the succeeding groups. Sub- scriptions is the means of aiding. Apply the proverbial rule for the Saga's benefit. PRINCIPAL POINTS By Mr. LaRue ' sg Dean William F. Russel of Teach- - ' -.-' , ers College, Columbia University, in his report for the last Academic year made some significant state- X H ments. Every teacher, parent, and V' pupil should be familiar with them. I-Ie says, 'iludged by the standard of education there are four kinds of govern- ment. There are the ignorant leading the ignorant. This is tyranny. There are the igno- rant leading the wise. This is a prelude to revolution. There are the wise leading the ignorant. This is dictatorship, possibly a benevolent autocracy. There are the wise leading the wise, giving liberty, equality, and fraternity. This is the ideal of democracy. Schools are established and teachers work long and patiently in order that their pupils may attain this wisdom. Parents are under the legal obligation of seeing that their chil- dren are given a chance to attend school. However, in the end the actual effort of se- curing an education rest squarely upon the in- dividual pupil. There are many things he is obliged to do. He must be obedient to school. law. He must apply himself industriously to his school tasks even though they are some- times distasteful. He must learn to concen- trate his attention upon a piece of work until that work is done. If he is lazy and indifferent, if he gives up too easily, or tries to cheat his way through, he is defeating himself as well as weakening the whole policy of universal education. A gratifying number of Woodward pupils do take their school seriously, but we should be one hundred percent in this. l GEF 'N QN x 1. 'E is Well it's getting to the time of year when a young man's fancy Qand also a young woman'sl turns lightly, oh ever so lightly to thoughts of exams. Exams mean study, and study means taking books home and that will break my back, then I'll land in the hospital, summarizes George Grover. Dan Kaspryzak eyes furtively that spider spinning a web about his books. Quick! Grab it! Per- haps Miss Cronk can use it. Happy-go-lucky Jessie I-iolben, Florence Shapiro, and Lucille Thabit are still Waiting to be exempted from their exams. And there she was waiting at the church, chants Bob LeFevre as he sympathizes with them. Now that Marion Hirsch has acquired that new Hi-Y jacket she doesnit care how many exams she fails. Sara Casin brought in her formula for tak- ing exams and getting a passing grade. Lis- ten! Read the following rules carefully. 1 Rule 1. Don't do any studying all semester on . Rzclile 2. 'When a teacher asks you a question, come back at her with, Since when did you get nose trouble! lyou know, just inquire about her health.l Rule 3. When the great day comes, go to class and sit next to a generous friend who will let you copy all his answers. Rule 4. Be sure that you wear white collar and cuffs with answers written on them. Rule 5. The last and most important rule. Be sure to copy your neighbor's work word for word. Never let your conscience bother you. They say that conscience Ne,er won fair grade. -:- I Club Chats -z- In 1931 with the help of Charles C. La Rue and Philo C. Dunsmore, a group of boys united to organize a Woodward Quill and Dagger club, choosing Henry Van Gorder as their adviser. Glenn Merriam was the first president. During the HQ. D's three years of exist- ence, they have done many commendable things. Worthwhile speakers, discussions on contemporary books and magazines, and debates comprise the main part of the varied programs. Last year Clyde Van- Tassel treated the boys to a moving pic- ture on the making of steel, and Ramond Lowry spoke on the Chinese and Japanese situation. The cl-ub also sponsored an after- noon clance, the proceeds of which went to the athletic fund. You've seen the new distinctions, gray sweaters with red emblems. Intra-murals? Just watch the most active team out on the gym floor, and you'll find the Quill and Dagger society. This year one of the most exciting games ofthe season was the foot- ball game they played Versus the Hi-Y. We conclude our chat with the names of the present ofiicers: Don McFerren, presi- dent, Richard Nicholas, vice-presidentg George Grover, treasurerg Lloyd Smith, secretary, Bob Le Fevre, censorg and Willis Zipfel, sergeant-at-arms. :- Words T0 The Wise -:- Like the brook that runs on forever, most people hold conversations which consist of some twenty ideas in about two sen- tences. One bad thing about run on sen- tences is the fact that you forget your first subject, and the verbs and pronouns get mixed up until they sound somewhat like this example. They said everything would be well, but the president of the club has been absent, and I'm sure no one knows what they can do unless someone gets in and helps. It's hard enough to remember to use singular verbs with singular sub- jects when you have only a simple sentence, but in a run on sentence, it is almost im- possible. Words like group, class, and club are used with singular verbs. ...i. :- GUIDE POSTS - Sometimes our school life seems to present many problems some of which appear impossible of solution so we are tempted to seek relief by quitting school altogehter. For several years I have had pupils who have quit high school return ibr evening school instruction in an at- tempt to make up what they later find has been lost. A former Woodward boy just entered such a class last week. I-Iis first words were, Mix Clark, I wish that I had followed your advice and stayed in school. You could not convince me then, but I know now. Our government has made a study of the money value of an education based upon two groups of Brooklyn citizens. Age at leaving school Salary at leaving school starting at fourteen at eighteen Fourteen 35200 Sixteen 35250 Eighteen 3350 S500 Twenty 96475 S5750 Twenty-two S575 S1000 Twenty-four S600 S1150 Twenty-six S688 S1550 THE WOODWARD TATTLER BEARS LOSE WITH . , , g IIWOODWARDITES TAKE ON TOUGH NARROW MARGIN scoTToN1AN QUINTET TUESDAY Tuesday Nightis Game I-Ost up IA Sonny Boswell and Casey', Jones Are Rettig's To DeVilbiss Tigers By Score Of 27-26 With the score 25-25 and two minutes to play, the Woodward and DeVilbiss rooters were in an uproar until Folger, Tiger guard, connected the hoop for a long fielder from the side of the court and the Upton Avenue boys forged ahead. The referee tossed up the ball and Gili' Meacham got the tip-off and drib- bled down the court only to be fouled by a Tiger player. He sank the first onefrom the charity line but missed the second and Tiger guards carried the oval into their territory till the iinal whistle blew. Tigers Forge Ahead In the first half, the DeVilbiss quintet went into an 18-12 lead thru the sharpshooting ofDavis, Patterson, and lVlartin, while Meacham, Stan Jazwiecki, and Kornowa tallied the Bears' numbers. At the end of the third period, the score was 23-22. The Bevan- ites scored nine points and limited the Black and Orange clad Tigers to one fielder and a free toss. The fourth canto, the Polar Bears edged ahead to a 25-23 count thru the shooting of Tschogl and J az wiecki, but a final spurt by the Upton Avenue lads brought them a hard earned victory. Summary: Woodward H DeVilbiss Player G. F. TP. Player G, F. TP. Meacham 3 3 9 Martin 3 4 10 Tschogl 1 3 5 Patterson 2 0 -1 Kornowu 1 4 Dnvis 4 0 8 Jazwiecki 3 0 6 Folger 2 0 -1 Hiltman 'LIL 2iBnckus- --OJ 1 Total 9 3 26 Total ll 5 27 Referee Mulloryg Umpire Retlig INTRA-MURAL STANDINGS American League W L Pct. Polish Knights 2 0 1.000 Electrical club 2 0 1.000 Quill and Dagger 2 0 1.000 French club 1 l .500 Pencil Pushers 1 l .500 Friendly Center 0 2 .000 Latin club 0 2 .000 N.R.A. 0 2 .000 National League W L Pct. Auto Mechanics 2 0 1.000 Peiuper club 2 0 1.000 Tattler Staff 2 0 1.000 Junior Hi-Y l 1 .500 Senior Hi-Y 1 1 .500 Pica club 0 2 .000 Art Klan 0 2 .000 General Shop 0 2 .000 Ten Leading Scorers Player Team Points Benny Rus ,.... ....... A uto Mechanics 24 Bill Sfaelos ............ French Club 21 Bill Kapela .............,.. Q. und D. 18 Benny Zielinski..Auto Mechanics 18 Bill Kubicz .,.......... Auto Mechanics 16 George Mnrgy ...... Polish Knights 16 Ed Sankowski. ,.....,.. Art Klan 14 Mike Madras ........ Tuttlcr Staff 12 Al Samborn .......... Peiuper Club 12 Eugene Schaefer ...,.... Junior Hi-Y 11 Fifteen boys have been practic- ing every day Cafter schooll for a track meet which will b e held at the Y. M. C. A. in the latter part of February. As this is an annual meet, all tracksters will be vying for early laurels. E. C. Kutz, C. W. A. worker and for- mer T.U. trackman, a n d A r t Smith are coachingthe thin-clads. Scoring 26 points in the De- Vilbiss tilt brings the Bevanites' average up from 24 to 25 point per game, and the opponents' to 1 22 The freshman team, coached by Ted Kosydar, have been mak- ing good showing against more experienced quintets. Recently they defeated the R. A. L.'s, team made up of Woodward players, who are Ralph Worshtil, Doots Essick, Ben Hoffman, Meyer Solomon, Jack Bletterman, Ralph Isenstien, Frank Doom- chin, Jack Worshtil. The score was 16-6. 1 Quite a scramble, this race for the inter-city championship. Re- cently Woodward defeated Lib- bey, Central walloped the Bears, the Cowboys handily drubed the Irish, Scott defeated De Vil- biss, the Tigers edged out a vic- tory over the Bevanites, the Cen- tralites took the measure of the Tigers, and so on and so forth. Well, if you think you can pick a champion quint out of that mess, pick a couple of them. tOne of them for mel. INDIVIDUAL SCORING Gifford Meacham still holds his lead over the rest of his team- mates with 73 points and an aver- age of over seven points per game. Stan Jazwiecki moved up into second place by scoring six points in the De Vilbiss tussle. The summary follows: Meacham ............ ........... ....... . J azwiecki ............,.. ...... Czarcinski .......... ....... Michalak ........ ........ 73 42 40 28 Tschogl ......... ........ 2 5 Davis ............ ........ 1 8 Kornowa ,........ ........ 1 6 Corthell ............ ................... . .. ...12 Hiltman ........ ............ ................... , . 3 Birthwright ........................ ........... CITY STANDINGS In spite of a defeat by Libbey, Central still holds the lead in the inter-city basketball race with three wins and one loss. Scott, with two wins and one loss, is in second place. DeVilbiss is in third place with three wins and two losses. W L Pct. Central 3 1 .775 Scott 2 1 .666 Devilbis 3 2 .600 Woodward 2 2 .500 Libbey 2 2 .500 Waite 0 3 .000 Basket-Tossers And Will Offer The Bevanites Stiff Opposition On The Scott Court yn ...sas .... K ored basket-ball L figured largely Tuesday evening Coach Rol Bevan's Polar Bear cage quintet will invade Scott, playing off a tilt postponed from January 16. The Maroon and White cagers have been defeated by Libbey, who entered the fray an underdog and emerged victori- ous, while the Bevanites recently annihilated the Cowboys. Although this is true, it should not have any bearing on the tussle. Meacham Is Bears' Main Cog Sonny Boswell and Casey Jones, two col- stars, are Rettig's chief basket- tossers and will be tough customers to handle, especially on their home floor. These boys have in all of Scott's former victories. Coach Bevan's main cog is Giff Meacham though either Czarcinski or Jazwicki iican offer the opposing team Tiger Reserves Edge Out Victory Over Polar Cubs Homer I-lanharn's Polar Bear Cubs dropped their second game of the current basketball season to the DeVilbiss lightweights last Tuesday night in a game which was dull and uninteresting in the first half, but boiled into a mad scramble in the second half and ended with the score 22- 20 in favor of DeVilbiss. The boys from Upton Avenue brought a strong offensive and defensive quintet to the Bears' gym and proceeded to show their stuff from the opening minute of play. Paced by Eyler with five points, the Tiger cubs ran up a 16 point total at the half, while they held Woodward to three field goals and one foul. At the start of the second half the Bears steadied down, and by close guarding and some accurate shooting they crept up to within two points of DeVilbiss, but the punch to carry through for the points which meant victory was lacking, and the game ended with the score 22-20. Carlson with six points led the DeVilbiss scorers, with Borough being high point man for Woodward. Summary: Woodward DeVilbiss Player G. F. TP. Player G. F. TP. Schoonmaker 2 1 5 Wening 2 1 5 Boykin 0 0 0 Lee 0 1 1 Borough 3 1 7 Scott 0 1 1 Moellenberg 2 0 4 Cyler 2 2 6 Gross 2 0 4 Carlson 3 0 6 Total 9 2 20 Total 9 4 22 Girls' Teams Percentages The standings of the girls' intra-mural league are: Inter-Class: Team G.P. W. L. Pct. Freshman I 4 1 3 .250 Freshman II 5 2 3 .400 Freshman III 3 1 2 .333 Freshman IV 2 0 2 .000 Sophomore I 6 5 1 .825 Sophomore III 5 3 2 .600 Juniors 4 4 0 1.000 Seniors 3 1 2 .333 Inter-Club: Boosters 7 7 0 1.000 Cubs 5 4 1 .800 Mickey Mouse 6 0 6 .000 N. R. A. 6 2 4 .333 Royals 5 1 4 .200 Inter-Circle 5 2 3 .400 Zetaletheans 5 5 0 1.000 Cardinals 6 2 4 .333 Polar Bears 6 6 0 1.000 Fasces 3 0 3 .400 Friendship 5 2 3 .000 plenty of trouble. Rettig To Start Veterans I Coach Bob Rettig's lineup probably will be the one he has been starting in former games. This includes Boswell and Baird at the fo r w a r d berths, with '4Casey Jones at the pivot posi- tion. At guards, Scott has Finish Brown and Davis, who are sure starters at these positions. O Same Lineup On the other hand, Coach Rol Bevan has been scrimmaging his lads for the past few days and will present a formidable lineup, which consists of Elles- worth Meacham and Stan Jaz- wicki forward s,DormBirthwright or Angel Czarcinski, center, and Frank Michalak and Davis or I-Iiltman, guards. Tschogl, Zylka, Kornowa, and Davis are capable substitutesand will see action before the game closes. Homer I-lanham's reserves will take on the Scott seconds in a preliminary contest at 7:30. No Girls' Games Next Week Due to exams, no girls' intra- mural basketball games will be played during the week January 29, to February 2. The same schedule printed in last week's Tattler will be used. Corthell Is Winner Of Ticket To Scott-Woodward Game Carl Corthell, quarterback of the football team and a former Woodward eager, entered the lucky score in last week's guess- ing contest which won him a free ticket to the Scott tilt to be played in Scott gym, January 30. Below is the blank to fill out and drop in the box outside of room 122 before three 0 'clock to- day and perhaps you will win a free pass to our next game, the Central tilt to be played in the Catholic school's gym February 6 Name ..... ....... . .. Scott ...... .. ........ . Woodward ......... Home Room ....... THE WOODWAR TATTLER FRENCH CLUB Pnoivi H IS BEING ARRANGED Dance Given In Girls' Gym On April 27g Committees Are Announced A Seventh annual Co-ed Prom, sponsored by the French club, will be held Friday night, April 27, in the girls' gym. Sharon Leibovitz, Helen Swaya, and Richard Joseph have been named general chairmen by the presi- dent, Sam Schall. Rita McCarty is chairman, of the decoration committee with Virginia Stackowicz, Mary Ellen Dumonte, Clara Bustow, Charles Stewart, Leon Phifer, and Minnie Solmon as helpers. Refreshment committee includes Julia Bennet chairman, with MollyRubin and Jean Mathie. Ethel Dull heads the publicity committee with Joan Elmer, Marguerite Zimmerman, Wil- liam Shames, and Virginia Mann assisting. The orchestra will be secured by Mae McKnight, chair- man, Philip Weiss, and Dorothy Bollinger. Miss Adrienne Curtis, adviser of the French club, is supervising the arrangementsjfor the Co-ed Prom. l SHOP NOTES I Students in Joy Mohrhardt's general shop classes are learning special methods used in making different kinds of brushes. S ll C R, A. Bitter, electrical instruc- tor, performed a special demon- stration in which he showed how light impulses are changed to electrical impulses by means of a photo-electric cell. I' 'll' O During the past week, print shop has printed one thousand teachers' schedules which will be distributed to students while niaking out their pencil sched- u es. X X l All biology, physiology, and botany students are taking a Bi- ology Co-operative test, prepared by the science department of Co- lumbia Univirsity. Records com- piled by all students taking this test will be averaged and rated accordingly. Newswriting Class Opens Next Semester For Sophs Miss Marie Doering will reopen a beginning newswriting class next semester. The subject is offered especially to sophomores, but freshman will also be admit- ted. Sophomores with grades of A and B in English and fresh- man with A records should see Miss Doering in ropm 120 before next semester if they are inter- ested. A Students who complete the course are eligible as cub re- porters on the Tattler. l 1 MINUTE INTERVIEWS I Miss Cornwell Miss Stella Cornwell .... physical education teacher ..., who has won the admiration of all .... graduated from Ypsilanti .... taught at Y. W. C. A ..... and Michigan Community Center .... before coming to Wood- ward ....n r ed is the dominate color in her wardrobe ..,, swimming and boating occupy most of her time outside of school hours .... earnest- ly proclaims dancing as her favor- ite pastime .... is not a bit super- stitous .... smilingly explaining it's silly to have certain good and bad signs ,... loves young children ....and would rather teach a class of freshmen than seniors .... takes an interest in dramatics and knitting .... is now knitting a sport dress which we are anxiously awaiting to see .... planned to go to Europe with her family .... but the depression came along .... her secret hope is that she may some day teach natural dancing at college .... Hardy and Galsworthy are listed among her favorite authors .... Eugene O'Neil's plays are greatly appreciated by this young .... enthusiastic .... gym teacher. Silver Tea Today Program will be presented at the Silver Tea to be held this afternoon from 3 to 5 un- der the auspices ofthe Spanish club. Richard Pease and Dale Richards will offer piano selec- tions, while Willard Bonham will play the accordion. Har- vella Bentley will do a Spanish dance. Sports, Skills, and Dancing Are Daily Program For Gym Under the direction of C.W.A. employees, the girls' gym is daily besieged with those wish- ing to enjoy themselves. Daily, forty girls participate in basket- ball while ten use the recreation roo-n where ping pong is played. On Monday nights, thirty-four seniors, enthused in learning the art of dancing, may be found in the little gym. Enrolled in the beginners' clog- ging class are seventy-five girls who meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Advanced tumbling, with twenty, also holds class on the same day in the cafeteria. Listed in the beginners' tumb- ling class are thirty, while the advanced cloggers number thir- ty-three. Both classes meet on Wednesdays and Fridays. D I scHoLAasH1Ps ARE H CONTEST AWARDS Ohio Wesleyan University's Annual Gathering To Be April 20, 21 Ohio Wesleyan University is offering scholarships to high school seniors who successfully compete in the annual scholar- ship and speech contests which will be held at Delaware, Ohio on Friday and Saturday, April 20 and 21. A total of 31,800 in scholarships is to be awarded to winners of first and second places. Chemistry, English, history, Latin, and mathematics are the subjects which will be covered by the scholarship contest. The speech contests include extem- porary speaking and Shakes- pearean reading. First prize, in each of the five contests will be a S200 scholarship, second prize, 8100. In the speech contests, a S100 award goes to the person achieving first place, 550, to the second place winner. Prelimi- naries for these contests will be held April 20, with finals schedu- led for April 21. Any Woodward senior inter- ested in competing may see Prin- cipal LaRue for more details or may write to Ohio Wesleyan. German Club ls Preparing Matinee Dance For Feb. 9 Friday afternoon, Feburary 9, the German club, Freie Bahn, will sponsor Cupid's Frolic, a Val- entine's day matinee dance in the girls' gym. Music will be fur- nished by Ralph Henline's Ser- enaders. Committees working on this af- fair are Virginia Schuster, orches- tra, Jack Worshtil, ticketsg Alice Henzler and Marie Brodecki, pub- licityg Sam Levine, ticket taking, and Nymphiadora Funke, chap- erons. Ralph Worshtil is general chairman. Members Of Tattler Staff Attend Meeting At Scott Toledo High School Press As- sociation met in the Scott high library, Wednesday, January 24, at 3P.M. The purpose of this meeting at which all high shool newspaper staffs were present, was to discuss the good and bad points of each paper. R. S. Weiser, adviser of the Scott Thistle, was chairman of the meeting. Refreshment were served after the business discus- sion. Virginia Schuster, Sharon Lei- bovitz, and Helen Swaya were re- presentatives of the Woodward Tattler staff. Nurse Addresses Girls Being a Girl was the topic discussed by Miss Hazel Coy at a meeting of freshmen girls in Elie auditorium Monday,January These talks are given monthly by the nurse. PHYSIOLOGY CLASS GUESTS AT HOSPITAL Doctors Explain Interesting Routine To Visiting Students Mrs. O'Brien and her fourth hour physiology class were visi- tors at Mercy hospital on Wed- nesday, the seventeenth of Jan- uary. The trip was exceedingly proiitable since a complete pro- gram had been arranged and every minute was filled to the utmost with interesting obser- vations. Dr. Deming displayed the use and function of the X-ray ma- chine and developed an X-ray negative. The visitors also wit- nessed a doctor applying a cast on an eight year old boy with curvature of the spine. In the laboratory a blood count of one of the students was taken andmicrosc opic slides were made. In the same departmet a growing colony of typhoid bac- teria was displayed. The machine which indicates the basal metabolism of a person was demonstrated. It is used often for goiter patients and shows whether or not the correct amount of o x y g e n is being consumed. An anesthetic was administered while the class watched. The demonstration probably enjoyed most was conducted with one of the girls, using an instru- ment called a Fluoroscope. The group was able to see her heart beat, her lungs expand, and the diaphragm move when she breathed. FUTURE HIGHLIGHTS Tuesday, Jan. 30--Woodward basketball team invades i Scott. Jan. 30-31---First seme- star examination. Wednesday, Feb. 7--- Mother's club gives a card party in room 305 from 1:45 to 4:30. Friday, Feb. 9---German club to give dance after school in girl's gym. Mrs. Anderson's Classes Have Debate Every Week Students in Mrs. H. Anderson's jsecond hour history classes are having debates as part of their class work. Each Friday a topic which has been studied for the past week is debated. Today the the entire class will participate in the debate Resolved , Rome' victory over Carthage was th beginning of her downfall. Study Periods Unchanged Everyone must attend regula studyperiods during exams ex cept those students having eight hour study. Students who hav been exempted from all exams are not required to report to school on either of the exam days. , . . .-':ii,- ' Constantly Consistently Constructwe w Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, Febuaiy 16, 1934 No, 17 Q OODWAIID TAT LER TWENTY SIX STUDENTS RECEIVE ' CARDS WITH ALL A AVERAGES ' -A Woodward's honor list for the first semester shows twenty-six students receiving all Aaverages. Students receiving an average of five A's are: Cora Belle Keher, seniorg Molly Meerkreb, Sam Schall, Earl Sommers, Thelma Keher, Jane Staiger, and James Hope, juniors, Frances Dunn, Bertha Jakscy, and Bertha Payak, sophomores. Jane Mack, Ruth Ramlow, and Anne Wegener, seniorsg Dorothy Crider, and Meyer Davis, juniorsg Emily Braunschweiger, Marian Chmiel, Charlotte E.L.C1a1-k Essick, Alice Farris, Nymphiadora Funke, Fern Striggow, Thaddeus Demski, Casimir Oblaza, and Sanford Schwartz, freshmen, were the next highest having four A's. Four A's and one B were received by Charles Klinksick and Ladona Pfuhl, seniors, Eugene Zytkus, sophomore, and Aaron Novick, freshman. James Moll, senior, obtained four A's and two B's while Pearl Murphy, junior, and Robert Keiter, sophomore, achieved four A's and one C. Among the seventeen pupils who acquired three A's and one B are: Williani Rapela, seniorg Ben Schall and Joe Komasinski, juniorsg Rose J ablonski,Genevieve Whitmore, Frederick I-loltfreter and Joe Meyer, sophomoresg Norma Jean Allen, Helen Furman, Virginia Ignabowicz, Martha Maseman, Maxime Sharples, John, Ankney, Earl Balsinger, David Davis, Franklin Pohlrnan, and Ben Weinstein, freshmen. I was very glad to learn that the list of pupils doing such splendid work is so large. One can learn to succeed in school by the same law that one learns to fail. As someone has said, 'Nothing succeeds like successf --E. L. Clark. e GERMAN CLUB DANCE 1 FEBRUARY 24 IS DATE HELD IN GYM FRIDAY' SELECTED FOR J-HOP Ralph Hanline's Orchestra Played From 2:45 to 5 P. M. Cupid's Frolic, a Valentine matinee dance under the aus- pices of the German club, was .held Friday afternoon from 2:45 to 5:00 P. M. in the girls' gym. Ralph Hanline and his orches- tra played for dancing. Mr. C. C. LaRue and Miss Anne Wetter- man were the guests of honor. The'Chaperons who attended are: Miss Adrienne Curtis, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, Miss Edith Murphy, Raymond K. Sheline, Howard Phipps, Roland Bevan, and Raymond Lowry. Ralph Worshtil was chairman of the committee in charge and was assisted by Anna Wegener, Alice Henzler, Marie Brodecki, Virginia Schuster, Nymphiadora Funke, Jack Worshtil, and Sam Levine. . Mr. Bruyere Is Secretary- Treasurer Of Arts Board Louis Bruyere, Woodward in- dustrial arts instuctor, was elect- ed secretary- treasurer of the ex- hibition board of the Toledo Fed- eration of Arts Society. The sole duty of the board is the planning of the spring exhibition of the work of Toledo artists, to be held at the Art Museum. The member- ship of this group includes dele- gates from the various minor or- ganizations, one of which is the Art Klan. Chamber Of Commerce Will Be Plaeeg Faculty Is Invited. Russ Truman's orchestra has been procured to play for the annual junior class dance, the J-Hop, which will be held Satur- day, February 24, in the Chamber of Commerce building. Superintendent and Mrs. C.S. Meek, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. P. C. Dunsmore, and Miss Amie Miller will act as chaperone. Alfred Samborn, chairman of the J-Hop committee, has announced that all members of the faculty are cordially invited to attend the dance. The com- mittee chairman is being assisted by Dorothy Katz, Virginia Stackowicz, Dan Kasperzak, John Revenaugh, Helen Hanna, and Grant Casey. Glee Club Sponsors Dance For Tomorrow Afternoon Tomorrow the matinee dance, Holiday Huddlef' will be pre- sented by the Glee club in the girls' gym from 2:30 to 5:30 P.M. with Red Flanagan's Serenaders furnishing the music. Miss Dorothy Bardo, C. C. LaRue, Miss Edna McLaughlin, and Philo Dunsmore will be chaperons. Martha Komasinski, assisted by Tilma Roloff and Kathryn McDonald, is in charge of ar- rangements. N ELABORATE VAUDEVILLE SHOW IS BEING SPONSORED BY THE TATTLER College Coach And Love Honor And Oh Baby Are Movies Showing At Ohio Theater This Eveningg Admission Price 'Is Fifteen Cents Woodward Fun-Nite, third annual affair, will be held tonight at the Ohio Theatre at 7:00 P. M. under the auspices of the Tattler staff. Outstanding features of the program will be the showing of College Coach and Love Honor And Oh Baby starring Dick Powell and Ann Dvorak and Slim Summerville and Zasu Pitts. Several acts of vaudeville will be presented. Fred Leighton will oiiiciate as master of cermonies. Wayne Challen's orchestra has been obtained to furnish the music for the ' ifaffair. The following Woodward- LECTURER TELLS' or MOUNTAIN COLLEGE Captain K. Harris of Berea, Kentucky, Is Visitor At Woodward Recently Woodwa1'd was very fortunate to have as a guest, Cap- tain Kilroy Harris, lecturer of Berea college, Kentucky. Al- though here for only a short time, Captain Harris brought with him a wealth of information con- cerning Berea college and exam- ples of handiwork made by pupils enrolled there. In the display was everything from intricately wov- en scarves and purses to beau- tifully wrought woodwork. Agriculture and home econom- ics are the courses offered in this college and are chiefly for the mountaineer boys and girls of Berea and outlying districts, al- though it is also open to any other persons wishing to attend. Stud ents must work two hours a day to cover half the tuition fee, even though in a position to pay, for this is required as part of the course. A student may be seen working industriously at one time while a few minutes later you will encounter the same individual scurrying across the campus in his work clothes to class or chapel. Captain Kilroy Harris is well known as alecturer on Australia and has given many discourses in various colleges, churches, and other institutions throughout the country. 0 For the Misses Rosella Wood- rich, Louise Tippett, and Grace Cronk, the display served to make them re-live their visit to this well known institution, and they can vouch for the time labor spent in the manufacture of the various examples of craftsman- ship. Scoring 255 points in seven games, the Central quintet has kept up its lead in the scoring team race. Scott and DeVillbiss with 217 and 198 'points are in second and third places res- pectively. ites will participate in the pro- gram: Edward Betts, James She- mas, John Russell, and Nick Allemenos will offer musical selectionsg Ellen Glattes, an acro- batic danceg James Moll and Joe Nachman, accordian numbers, Angelene B r a c y, tap-dancing, Alvina Pi e sie W i c z, singing, Prin ce Spencer, tap-dancingg June Reid, Marion Selter, and Margaret Walker, trio numbers. Chorus, another unusual fea- ture under the direction of Miss Stella Cornwell, is composed of the following Woodward girls Mary Ellen Du Mounte, An- toinette Glowacki, Mary Jane Mc Donald, Clara Chandler, Frances Szenderski, Margaret Williams, and Frances Toth. Members of the Tattler staff on the committees in charge are: Chester Matuszak, general chair- mang program, Virginia Mann, James Moll, and Alvina Piesie- Wicz, tickets, Arthur Berkowiti, Ethel Dull, publicity, Virginia Schuster, Donald Dietsch. Miss Marie J. Deering and Hugh Montgomery are supervising the project. Those offering services as ush- ers are: Ethel Dull, Virginia Schuster, Rita Loerke, Jane Staiger, Sharon Leibovitz, Julia Bennett. Variety Of Entertainment Offered At Soph Meeting A variety of entertainment will be offered at a regular meeting of the sophomore class to be held Thursday, Feb. 15, during third hour. Donald Anthony is to play a violin selection with the accomp- animent of Betty Celeste. An accordian duet will be given by James Moll and Joseph Nach- man. John Russell will play the guitar while Edward Betts sings. A tap dance will be offered by Howard Francis with Emily Braunschweiger accompanying him at the piano. As a variation, Franklin Shore will present an eration, A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand. Miss Grace Cronk and Clyde Meek are the sophomore class deans. , THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. ff 'SPF Q-9Qdlu'TfiL?,6ll1J2,r Newspaper tQ':rrigq,'::v:i7 Member I SQ-Vissiaiivtwx TATTLER STAFF V Editol--in-C1-iief ,...,................. ........ C harles Klinksick Buginggg Manager ........................ Arthur Berkowitz fSam Schall Q Donald Dietsch LSharon Leibovitz Circulation Managers ..... ........ . Display Editor ............. ..................... V irgirria Mann Makemp .,,,,,,,,,,, .,...,...,. C hester Matuszak Pressman -,.,,A,,,, .....,..... E dward Jankowski News Editors .... ......... j Cora Belle Kehrer 1 Anne Wegener Alvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors ...... ..... H enry Nickpor Robert Ridenour Eth 1 D ll Exchange Editor .................. ..................... e u Fgature Editor ,,.,,..,...... ...... .................. J 21 IRES lvlbll Assistant Feature Editor ............. Q., ..... Helen Swaya aut Editors ,.,..,,............... ..... ggg3g1,g1g,,ighHSt0f Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerlcreb, Jane Steiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. . , - . Miss Marie J. Deering Faculty Adviseis .............. gl-Iugh Montgomery Spring Fever T'S not the name of a book. Nope, not a medicine or a one-act play, but a disease and the subject of an editorial. Everyone, especially persons with less than three numerals in their ages, knows about this affliction, but who realizes that after forty days the combination called spring will officially arrive, followed shortly by spring vacation and Easter and that the dreaded, yet longed-for, annual epidemic will beset us? It is the time when roller- skates and oil cans meet long enough to exchange salutations and when agates and marbles threaten pedestrians with fallen arches. The point of this discourse is that laxity will come of itself so we urge those students who like easy teachers and good grades to put in an extra bit of study to offset the natural effects of spring fever, which is bound to come later on. Roosevelt And Lincoln ONDAY the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's birth was celebrated, Men little realized while Old Abei' was alive what he had done or of what impor- tance his work was.It was when Lincoln lay prostrate with Booth's bullet in his head that his significance was realized and his fame spread. With the present Federal administration, a somewhat similar condition exists. We call Roosevelt a great man, and his fame spreads, yet we cannot fully realize the importance of his work until we can get an expanded View of the results, until history tells us the answer. We, as contemporaries, stand too close to the canvas and recognize to only a small degree the beauty and color of his efforts as pictured for posterity. Fun Nite ONIGHT, at the Ohio Theater, the Tat- tler staff is sponsoring Woodward Fun Nite. A ten act vaudeville show, two full length features, and a comedy should' be ample entertainment for fifteen cents. Bring your friends and enjoy this occasion with us. I . p OFF 'N ON Forget your troubles and patch your bubbles, Now hear what we've got to say: Omit any squabbles and unfinished battles, For Fun Nite is coming this way, At seven to-night 'twill be our delight To offer a wonderful treat, A two-feature show. You really should go. Be sure to select a good seat. But wait! the expense? No need for suspense A dime and a nickel's the price. Two movies, a comedy, plenty of melody So ill in the last line ypurself. ' Do you have a good line? Then send it in. For the best last line to this versiiied adver- tisement, the Tattler is giving away free for nothing one ticket to Woodward Fun Nite. Drop your lineal masterpiece in the score guessing box outside of room 122. I K U THINGS WE CAN'T TAKE Vfarren Wormington's dippy little hat. Mr. Lowry's tests. The look in Anita Hale's eyes when she misses the 8:00 bus. Watching Charles Kosbab whisk the last chair away in the cafeteria. Margaret Williams' scarlet blouse. Louis Sachman's oranges. 8 l U WHO'S WHO Demurely impish is the junior girl who occupies Who's who this week. Brown hair with golden tints and grayish green eyes dis- tinguish her features. Gay hues seem to be her chief liking in clothes, the gayety enlight- ened by her smile. Gym activities attract her most, but strolling about the halls with atall junior girl also occupies her time. She favors blondes of both sexes. Watch next week's Tattler for the name of the mysterious per- sonality. I F F The answer to last query was Don McFerren, prominent senior. p S 'I According to my teacher, life without Geo- metry is like a doughnut without a hole, like a boat without a sail, like a vaulter without a pole like a dog without a tail. C l U SNAP' SHOTS You opened your mouth and smiled like a fish or you shut it up and looked like a clam. Anyway, no matter what you did, you thought you looked pretty fishy when the photograph was finally developed. Funny pictures, pretty pictures, old pictures, new pictures, or maybe that picture taken in the good ol' days, the age of innocence, all can be used by the Saga in their new section The Who's VVho of Woodward. Don't hesitate to bring them in. We all look funny once in a while and now's the time to bring forth those old relics that have, heretofore, been hidden from the public eye. I 9 O When they boo the referee I yam glad it isn't me. Although I cannot read your mind We all agree the refs are blind. I i i VALENTINES To subscribe for your paper, iifteen cents I wouldn't even borrow. ' If there are any facts they alway are Yesterday's news to-morrow. Flashes From Friends High school students who are owners of activity, season, or single admission tickets will be permitted to take their parents free of charge to a basketball game at their school. The Student Council of the school is sponsoring this offer. The Winfield Oracle, Winfield, Kansas. , I R l Plan used at Wittenburg College to ob- tain subscriptions for their year book is to have a race between teams consisting of pupils in the school with a leader. They are called the Turtles and the Hares. Witten- burg Torch, Springfield, Ohio. Found this in Jones Junior High Golden Rule. The student gets the paper, The school gets the fame. The printer gets the money, And the staff gets the blame. Roving Reporter With the advent of this new semester, Roving Reporter asks this timely question, What do you expect to accomplish this semester? I expect to accomplish higher grades than usual, learn as much as possible, and make as many friends as I can. Virginia Szymanska, freshman. The main thing whichl expect to ac- complish this semester is the raising of my grades. I am confident that more study will do the trick. The real thing I must accomplish is the ability of learning to study more and play less. Gladys Dimke, sophomore. After having a whole semester to ad- just myself, I expect to settle down to harder work and higher grades. Melvin Prond, junior. I hope to get all that I can out of my course and to have an active part in school activities during my last semester at Woodward. , Alice Henzler, senior. Mr. Raymond Sheline, faculty member, says, fit is not advisable to take this seriouslyl This semesterl shall expect to go in dept a little deeperf' -:- Club Chats The Student Council was organized at Woodward Technical school in 1922, at which time nine clubs were entitled to membership. The purpose of this organiza- tion is to promote a spirit of cooperation among the students of Woodward High School. Philip Conser, present principal of Waite high school, was one of the first advisers. Frank Brunton, former editor of the Tattler, started the first organization of its kind in this l building. The present advisers are Vernon K. Alberstett and Miss Kathryn Barnes under whose leadership the Council is effectively working. Clean, quiet, and orderly halls have brought forth favorable comment from many visitors to Woodward. This is due not only to the efficient and untiring efforts of the Council, but also to the fact that the student body has become council conscious. Present oflicers are George Margy, pres- ident, Mary Jane MacDonald, vice-presi- dent, Helen Abood, secretaryg and Betty Jane Kaslly, treasurer. THE WOODWARD TATTLER .-.-,.. BEVANITES SQUEEZE oiiT VICTORY ovER SCOTT, BUT sow TO CENTRAL Kornowa Leads Woodward Polar Bears To Victory Over Maroon Bulldogsg Blue And White Unable To Penetrate Centra1's Tight Defense Edging out a last minute victory over the Scott Maroon quin- tet and losing an inter-city encounter to the Irish, places the Bevanites in third place with three wins and the same number of losses. Sonny Boswell was practically the whole Collingwood avenue boys' team, garnering eight fielclers and five charity tosses for twenty-one points to lead his team, 'while Andy Kornowa with seven counts headed the Polar Bears. It was Andy's successful free toss, in the final seconds oft is i4d'l'T'+M'? play, that won the tussle for the . J-H?-7, .true j Blue and 'White. . yrig,-1-,QYQSQ fifgt F2 Bears Lose To Central I i An almost impregnable zone ll, lf, V L- defense stopped Coach Bevan's lads from collecting field goals around the foul line and the Bears were limited to three goals from the hardwood court, which were registered by Meacham, Czarcenski, and J azwicki. Irish Take Lead The Irish team took a 12-4 lead at the half, thru the shooting of I-Iuss, McCarty, Tscherne, and Degnan. The Woodwardites' lone , fielder was looped by Czarcenski' and fouls by Kornowa and 1 J azwicki accounted for the rest of the Bevanites' points. The third canto found the Bears creeping up to the Centralites, scoring five points to the Irish lone foul, the count being 3-6. A rally in the final minutes of the last quarter found the Cen- tral cagemen going on a scoring spree, netting four field goals and three free throws, while they lim- ited the Bears to two field goals. Adolf Tscherne with 8 points and McCarty with 5 led the Central team offensively. Stan Jazwicki and Czarcenski, with a total of nine points paced the losers, while Davis' guarding featured for the Bears. Woodward Beats Scott A determined Bevan coached cage quintet traveled to Scott and defeated the Maroon and white basketeers by a 30-29 count last Friday. Although the Blue and White cagers trailed the greater part of the time, a last minute throw from the charity line gave the Bevanites a well de- served victory. Thru the shooting of Boswell and Jones, the Scotters gained a 13-12 lead at the half. The third period found the Maroon and White clad boys going wild, easing into a 25-16 lead In the fourth quarter, the Bear checked the Bulldogs to two fielders, chalking up 14 points for the vic- tory. Woodward Scott. A T 1. playa- rc. F. 'l'l'. Boswell H G Il F. ll ' Player l' G. l Meacham 2 4 . .. Kornowa 7 29 2 ll Servcrin I 0 2 Czarconski 2 2 6 Jon es 2 2 G Michalak 1 0 2 Davis D O ll Tschogol 2 0 -l Brown 0 0 U J azwicki l 2 4 -.-g..- -1 1 . Total 11 8 30 To tal ll 7 Woodward Central Player FG. F. TP. Player FG. F. TP. Meacham 1 0 2 Degnau 1 U il Karnowa 0 I 1 Hu ss 2 0 4 Czurcenslci 1 2 4 McCarty 2 1 G Michaluk 0 1 1 'l'scherne 3 2 3 Jazwicki 1 3 5 Corbett 1 1 3 Davie 0 0 0 Malone 1 0 2 Total 3 7 13 Total 10 4 24 . --Y -g ,lh:..L . . Sonny Boswell, Scott scor- ing ace, is leading the iield in the city scholastic basketball scoring race with 39 field goals and 21 fouls for a total of 101 points. Martin, D e Vilbiss, and Scott 1-leininger, Waite, are in second and third places respectively. G-iff Meacham, Polar Bear for- ward, dropped from fourth place to sixth position. Woodward tracksters met De- Vilbiss in a duo-meet last Thurs- day. The inexperienced Bear thin- clads made a fine showing against the much more powerful Upton lads. Jim Boyd and Ralph Parker went well in the dashes, while Fred Leighton went over the high jump fairly well. Frank Goldyn, high scorer on the Polish Knights, leaders of the intra-mural leagues, has been added 'to Coach Rollie Bevan's varsity. Frank who is a consis- tent held goal collector anda fine guard, will probably see plenty of action before the cur- rent basketball season ends. Auto Mechanics Classes Guests At Auto Show Lawrence Nuber, instructor, accompanied all the auto- rnechanics classes to the Auto Show which was held last week at the Civic Auditorium. The 1934 models of modern cars were being exhibited there to interest and influence the public in buy- mg. The boys left V-Zednesday at the beginning of seventh hour and stayed from 1 till 4 oiclock. The trip was made to intsruct the classes in the phase of the mo- dern automobile. 'Girls Of W Club Attend Waite Higlfs Splash Party l Members of the VV club were guests of the Waite W club Friday at a ,splash party in the Waite pool. Following a spread at Waite, the members of both clubs came to the Woodward- Waite basketball game play here. Miss Catherine McClure and Miss Stella Cornwell are advisers of this organization. COACH DISCUSSES ATHLETIC CHANGES Board Of Educa'tion's Action On Murray's Resolution Opposed In Schools Note--The following is a state- ment by Coach Bevan on the re- cent action of the Board of Edu- cation in 'passing the resolution presented by Grant Murray. Complications,concerning eli- gibility of students participating in athletics, have arisen recently. Grant Murray, one of the new members of the Board of Educa- tion, recommended that the local high school rules be dropped in favor of Ohio State rules. Of course every high school in Ohio, parochial or public, taking part in athletics, has to be a mem- ber ofthe O. H. S. A. A. Problema- tic in the minds of many are the local conditions that arise that are beyond the control ofthe state commissioner. All schools in the state do not have the same semesterrulings, nor are they districted alike.Prac- tically every city, with two or more high schools, has its own league or joins in with neighbor- ing towns in the formation of a league. Each league has its own specific rules, but all of the schools have the general code, the O. H. S. A. A. rules. Questions deciding age, seme- sters, and amateur standing are decided by Commissioner I-I. R. Tbwnsend and the O. I-I. S. A. A. board. Other intricate questions have always been decided by the leagues in which the schools play. The rule question has been given a lot of consideration by Mr. Murray, and his action has been readily accepted by the other board members. On the other hand, many of the Toledo Coaches are against this move. Coach Al Sacksteder, Cen- tral basketball and grid mentor, is very much on the negative side of the present question, and a petition will probably be taken out to stop the idea of taking on the O. H. S. A. A. rules. Intra-mural Tilts With Joe Zychowicz, Frank Goldyn, and Jack Bauman scoring four points apiece, the Polish Knight team downed the Electrical club by a 17-11 score. Joe Byrk and Joe Gajewski led the Electricians in scoring with four points each. The game was hard fought by both teams and the winner was not decided until the final whistle was blown. Robert Bolli and Roger Schulz led the junior Hi-Y in their 16-9 victory over the Pica club. J. Zawlocki and J. Baronowicz led the Pica club's scoring with four and three points, respect- ively, while Bolli collected nine and Schulz, six for the Hi-Y. POLAR BEARS TAKE MARGIN OF VVAITE J azwiecki And Michalak Pace Polar Bears In Fourth Inter-City Win Led by Stan Jazwiecki and Frank Michalak who tallied a total of twelve points, Coach Rol Bevan's Polar Bear cagers came up from behind in the final half and defeated the Purple and Gold-clad basketeers from Waite by a 17-15 count. Both teams registered three fouls in the opening canto, Snider collecting all three for the Indi- ans, while Michalak with two charity throws and Davis with one, accounted for the Bevanites points. The second quarter found the Waiters edging into 10-7 lead, with Koch, Heininger, and Car- ney tallying field goals for the East Siders, while Jazwiecki and Hiltman kept the Bears in the van. An offensive spurt, with Jaz- wiecki and Michalak chalking up a total of seven points, and a charity toss by Meacham gave the Blue and White a slim one- point lead at the end of the third canto. Price and Scott Heininger scored two points each to keep the Waite quintet in the run- ning. Kornowa Makes Winning Basket Going into the final period with a 15-14 lead, the Bears quick- ly saw the score knotted by a free throw which was contributed by Snider. Close guarding fea- tured the Hnal minutes of play with each team waiting for a break. Andy Kornowa delivered a field goal to put the Bears ahead. The Waite quint missed numerous shots and the Wood- ward guards carried the leathery sphere into their territory and kept possession of it till the final whistle blew. ' Scott 'Heininger and Snider were the outstanding performers on the East Side team, while Michalalfs guarding and offen- sive work stood out although he did not make the highest number of points. Stan J azwiecki led both teams in scoring with seven points. Reserves Are Victorious In Overtime Game At Scott Led by Gross who chalked up thirteen points, Homer Han- ham's lightweight cagers won a thrilling overtime encounter from the Scott reserves by the score of 20-19. - Both teams played heads up ball in the first half, and when the intermission came, the score was 10-10. In the second half Scott came back determined to win the game and promptly took the lead. But the Bear Cubs stay- ed within close range and near the closing minutes of play quick- ly tied the score 19-19. A foul by Gross in the overtime period brought victory to the light- weights. THE WOODWARD TATTLER MANY RECEIVE HIGH SCORES ON TESTS Three Sopomores Turn In Perfect Achievement Papers In English Compiled results ofthe English achievement tests show that the sophomores Q led the students having scores of 145-150 with twenty-two pupils, including Marian Schmiel, Bertha J akscy, and Lillian Churski who obtained 150. Donald Anthony, Andy Kornowa, Wayne Romer, Rita K a s p r z a k, Bertha Payak, Franklin Shore, Eugene Zytkus, Thaddeus Demski, Ruth Mayer, James Thompson, Sam Levin, Mike Madras, Sanford Schwartz, Jessie Mathie, Emily Braunsch- weiger, Faith Eger, Frances Dunn, Charlotte Essick, Alice Farris, and Nymphiadora Funke also made the high level. Twelve freshmen reaching the same standard are Robert Shuff, Arilla MacDonald, John Ankney, Franklin Pohlman, Norma Jean Allen, David Davis, Doris Shortt, Martha Maseman, Mary Kostopu- los, Kenneth Shaw, Earl Richa- son, and Martha Murzynski. Of the juniors and seniors, who had five and three represent- atives respectively, Jane Staiger is the only junior to obtain 150 points. Other juniors ranking high are-Leoneda Werling, Ar- thur Van Wormer, James She- mas, and Harriet Zarembski. The three seniors are Cora Belle Kehrer, who missed the perfect score by one point, Ladona Pfhul, and Charles Klinksick. Boys Of Upper Classes Can Have Vocational Interviews Junior and senior boys will have the privilege of having a private interview concerning vocations on February 21. This was made possible through the Senior Hi-Y associated with the Y. M. C. A. Paul Barrett, person- nel directer of the Ohio Oil company, was the speaker at the meeting held for all junior and senior boys last Thursday, Feb- ruary 8, for the purpose of pre- senting the idea of vocational guidance. Dan Kasprzak, assisted by Clarence Heck, is in charge of the project. Raymond Sheline is adviser of this organization. Mr. Clark Talks At T. U. And To Sherman School P. T. A. E. L. Clark, guidance director, spoke on i'Function of Guidance in Modern Education at the ' University of Toledo, Wednes- day, February 7. Mr. Clark, who spoke under the chairmanship of Dr. Carter, is trying to coordinate activities of schools of higher education with those of the public schools. He will speak at the Sherman school P.T. A. meeting Thursday, February 15, on the Role of guid- ance at Woodward. L I MINUTE INTERVIEWS I Miss Strachan Snowy hair .... twinkling blue eyes .... cheery smile .... delightful personality ................ Miss Emily Strachan ..., sophomore and junior English teacher .... attended Har- vard, Columbia, and University of Michigan .... attained B. A. at Toledo University .... enjoys na- ture study immensely .... reading and playing bridge .... favorite in- door diversions .... travels .... has toured Europe three times .... visited Mexico, Canada, Cuba, Alaska, and all parts of the United States... considers Rocky Mountain scenery most beautiful in the world .... although Europe's historical points lend a romantic atmosphere .... ambition was to be a nurse .... due to family oppo- sition, because of her health, she became a teacher .... pet aversions ....getting up before daylight... sauerkraut .... for which .... being of Scottish descent ,... she never acquired a taste. The Tattler extends its deep.- est sympathy to Florian Tsch- ogl whose mother died, and to Adele Nassar, whose brother, Nathan, was killed in an auto accident, G. Patterson Is Scheduled To Speak Here Next Friday Grove Patterson, editor of the T ol e d o Blade and eminent authority on current develop- ments in the world today, will speak on World Conditions in the auditorium Feb. 23 during conference hour before an invited audience. Sam Shall is to act as chairman, introducing Charles La Rue who will in turn present the speaker, Mr. Patterson. Members of the International and French clubs, with the help of their adviser, Miss Adrienne C. Curtis, are sponsoring this program. Theater Guild Holds Party In Park On Valentine's Day The Little Theater Guild held a Valentine party in the River- side park shelter house yester- day, February 14, at 7:30. Mem- bers of the Little Women cast enacted short scenes from the play. I I A Committee included James Moll, Louis Barrie, Meyer Davis, Jack Worshtil, Molly Rubin, Pauline Wilson, Alvina Piesie- wicz, and Ralph Worshtil. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is ad- viser of this organization. CAST FOR JUNIOR PLAY IS SELECTED Rebecca Of The Sunnybrook Farm Will Be Given -On March 16 Marjorie Herzberg has the lead as Rebecca Randall, an emotional high strung girl of 13. Co-starred with Marjorie is Ralph Worshtil as Adam Ladd, a man about thir- ty, of simple tastes and generous nature. Jane Staiger as Miranda Sawyer, an old maid with a sharp tongue, and Dorothy Crider, as Jane Sawyer, a sweet faced woman of 45, will amuse the audience in their character parts of Rebecca's two aunts. Rebecca of the Sunnybrook Farm,', a. comedy in four acts, adapted from the book by Mrs. Kate Douglas Wiggins, will be presented March 16 in the audito- rium by the junior members of the Little Theater Guild as the annual junior class play. James Shemas has been appointed stu- dent director for this production. Virginia McClusky has the role of Mrs. Perkins, a gossipy blacksmitlfs wife, Ruth Kamin- sky plays the part of Emma Jane Perkins, an unintelligent but amiable girl, Adelle Nassar port- rays Minnie' Smellie, a selfish and meddlesome blonde, ,and Stella Taylor plays Alice Robin- son, a pretty child with golden curls, Louis Barrie is Jeremiah Cobb, a cheerful benevolent man of sixty, Marguerite Zimm- erman takes the part of Mrs. Simpson, a pale, timid woman of 355 Meyer Davis is Abner Simp- son, a tall, lanky ne'er do well and John Revenaugh is Abijahg Flagg, a young attractive country boy. Dorothy Hall is Clara Belle Simpson. Gus Brickman is the stage manager and Janet Maseman is prompter. Further appointments of technical assistants will be announced in future editions of the Tattler. Seven IrVoodward Students Members of Special Band Woodward students who are members of the Flying Squadron 'are Jack Bustow, Lowell Baumk- er, Floyd winters, Joe Andrejews- ki, Jerry Petrucha, Aud ry Phifer, and Marie Cochrane. This organization played at the Art Museum for the program sponsored by the DeVilbiss high school Spanish club. Cooking Students Invited To Miss DeBoth's Lectures Any person in a cooking class is specially invited to attend the lectures of Jessie De Both, cook- ing expert, who is in the city un- der the auspices of the T ole d o Blade at the Civic auditorium. Mis s Blanche I-Iazelton, ad- viser of the cooking classes, urges any girl who is interested t o hear these talks. CONFERENCE FOR YOUTHS PLANNED Mr. Dunsmore To Be One Of Speakers. At Meeting Next Wednesday -l..l Today,s Youth and Tomor- row's World is the theme of the Toledo Youth conference to be held Wednesday, Febuary 21, in St. Paul's M. E. church. All young people in Toledo high schools are invited to attend this meeting. The main speaker will be Rev. Walton E. Cole. Preceding his talk will be registration from 5 till 5:30 P. M., four discussion groups, from 5:30 to 6:30 P. M., and a fellowship supper at 6:30 P. M. Philo C. Dunsmore will lead a group considering the economic problem called When Do We Eat? Miss Louise Gates, secre- tary of the Y.W.C.A., will have Charge of the group concerned with youth and peace. Paul Alexander, assistantprosecuting attorney, is to lead agroup on citizenship, discussing Cheating Toledo. A.C. Mittendorf leads the fourth group discussing Na- tionahsmf' Students wishing to buy tickets for the SUDDG1' may secure them from any I-li-Y or Friendship club member. Sophomores Hear Mr. Rike At Regular Class Meeting ER. Rike, mathematics teach- er, was the speaker at the regular monthly meeting of the sopho- more class in the auditorium on February 9. A quartet which consisted of John Russell, Edward Betts, and Nick Allemanas playing guitars and James Shemas playing the violin was heard. Howard Fran- cis tap-danced to the accompani- ment of Ernest Swan. As an added feature, Franklin Shore delivered a part of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address. Accordian selections were given by Joseph Nachman and James Moll. Score Guessing Ticket Is Given For Correct Entry Zygmond Kaczmarck was the lucky guesser who entered the correct score to the Scott-Wood- ward tilt thereby winning a free ducat to the Waite game. Woodward plays Scott tomor- row night in the Woodward gym. In the first game Woodward nosed out a victory in a 30-29 score. So ef'n ya want ta save to-bits ya kin fill out the dotted stripes printed below and drop yurn in the Tattler box in furont of room 122 the only rule bein' ya mus be shur ta drop it in before 3:00 to- day. ' Name ........... Scott .............. Woodward ...,..., Home Room ........ . Constantly, Consistently Constructive I 'I vol. vi Toledo, ohio, Febuary 23, 1934 NO. Fa I Ph' HISTORY STUDENTS SENIORS MAY TRY SPEAKS HERE ABOUT ANNUAL JUNIOR HOP ARRANGE PROGRAM Washington's Ball Will Be Given On Wednesday March 28 Members of the Social Science club and pupils of Miss Mable Rutan's history classes will pre- sent Washington's Ball Wed- nesday, February 28, after school in the auditorium. Paul Trepinski, president of the organization, and Anita Eurenius, chairman of the program committee, will take the parts of Mr. and Mrs. George Washington. i First hour history class will enact a scene showing music and dancing of theWasl1in gton period, sixth hour class, the election of Jefferson, taken from the dramas of the Jetfersonian democracy, eighth hour class, a court scene of Aaron Burr, fourth hour class, a scene from today's Congress of modern democracy. At the close of the program the club will dis- play present day music and dancing. Teachers of the history classes will act as the honor patrons. All faculty members, parents of the actors, and junior and senior A and B students will receive invi- tations to attend this program. Sophomore Dramatic Club Is Preparing Various Plays The Powder and Paint Play- ers, sophomore dramatic society, are preparing a series of one act plays, ranging from comedy to depictions of serious drama, to be presented at intervals during the semester. Among the plays being cast are, 'iWienies on Wed- nesday, Little Prison, An Ex- cellent Thing in Woman, Three Potatoes for Maryf' c'With the Help of Pierettef' Farewell Cruel VVorld,,' and Station Y-Y- Y-Y. Joan Elmer is the newly elect- ed president of the association with the following cabinet: vice- president, Arthur Sievertg sec- retary, Annette Veller, treasurer, Faith Egerg and sergeant-at-arms, Walter Schulisch. Sixteen Beginners Study Newswriting Fourth Hour Future cubs are learning the ropes of newspaper work in the fourth hour newswriting class. Sixteen in all, this group of students trying for journalistic' ability includes Doris Beebe, Eva Ganch, Ruth M a y e r, Gertrude Stark, Ruth Isaacson, Nathan Schwartz, Aileen Vizneau, Sara Chestnutt, Sophia Zarembski, Robert Kieter, Wayne Romer, Wilbur Hague, Steven Korecki, Sam Meerkreb, Melvin Teall, and Aaron Novick. FOR SCHOLARSHIPS Department Of Education Will Give Tests On March 24 Woodward seniors, whose scholastic records place them in the upper third of their' class, are eligible to enter the Ohio General Scholarship contest sponsored by the Department of Education. Besides county, dis- trict, and state awards given to those r e c e i vin g high marks, scholarships will be distributed by several well known colleges. The tests, covering mathema- tics, English, history, science, and social science, are to be given Saturday, March 24, 1934, at8 A. M. at some designated place in each county seat. Time spent in taking the test is estimated at three and one-half hours. For further information see E. L. Clark, guidance director. ' Blade Writer Addresses Press Students At Waite Ruth Cosgrove, feature writer ofthe Toledo Blade, spoke at the monthly meeting of the Toledo High School Press association held Wednesday, February 21, in the Waite library. Helen Swaya, Virginia M ann , and Virginia Schuster attended from Wood- ward. WORLD CON D1TION Grove Patterson Grove Patterson, editor of the Blade, spoke today in the audi- torium before juniors and seniors on the subject of World Con- dition. This speaker was brought to Woodward for this program through the combined eiforts of the International and French clubs. OODWARD H0 OR ROLL HAS 205 NAMES Following pupils through merit of their grades have been placed upon lVoodward's honor roll. This list, compiled by E. L. Clark, guidance director, consists of 78 freshmen, 63 sophomores, 32 juniors, and 32 seniors. Frcshincn Boys Nick Allen, John Ankney, Earl Balsmeyer, William Bloomer, Tetty Ciesielski, Stanley Czermenslii, David Davis, John Delikat, Irwin Dorf. Clarence Homes, Jerome Janiszewski, Richard Kalinowski, Joe King, VVilliam Klntzel, Aaron Novick, Myron Osborn, Albert Pinskn, Franklin' Pohlman, Eugene Schaefer, Charles Scheer, Nathan Schwartz, Robert Shufl, llarry Sarensen, Gale Weane1', Ben Weinstein, Michael ZP1lGSlCl. Freshmen Girls Norma Jean Allen. Virginia Baker, Mabel Cook, Nellie Com-ey, Jeannette Damraur, C131-iw Day, Madeline Ferraro, Helen Furman, Edith Gomersalt, Virginia Iixiiatowiczn Gene- vieve Jnliloxvslai, Calletta Jemen, Lucille C. Ifenygnv Sylvia Kesiel, Florence Kosman, Jeanette Koslanska. Mary Kostopulos, Julia Kolowicz, NVanda Lewzindowski, Arilla Mac- Dnxmld, Martha Maseman, Martha. Murzynskl None Pukulslcn, Stella Radon. Doris Rokicki. Henrietta Hump, Hazel Ryan. Lucille Rybka, Alice Saba, Dolores Saionz. Esther Schaffnit, Juliett Sour, Elmore Seller, Maxine Sharples, Dom-is Shorll., Esther Steiner, Helen Stopera, 130101-Q14 Swan, Wanda. Synowezyk, Virginia Szymunslia, Lucille Thabil, Jenny Tyminski, Jennie Urbzznowicz, Irene Walczak, Virginia Wells. Sylvia Worshtil, Ruth Yeager, Gene- vieve Zych. Sophomore Boys Dan Antony, Harold Boehler. Junior Cun4 ningham, Thaddeus Dexnski, Bruce Gordan, Frederick l-lollfreter, Arthur Kasinski. Sam Levine, Joseph Mauna, Joe Meyer, Joe Meyer, Antony Milanowslci, Joseph Nachznan, Casimir 0'Bioza, Roland Osterman, Sanford Schwartz, James Thompson, Sylvester Urbanski, Roy Wnfrcnlcneclit. Eugene Zytkus. Sophomore Girls Julia liennett, Emily Braunschweiger, Sarah Chamller, Sara Chestnutl, lllnrian Chmiel. Lilliam Cliursl-zi, Dorothy Davis, Ruth Devlin, Frances Dunn. Freda Dutterer, Faith Egger, Joan Elmer, Charlotte Essick, Alice Farris, Nymphiudoru Funke, Leona. Gordon, Dorothy Haskins, Rose Jablanski. Bertha Jakcsy. R't. I'z.- -'.zl D - tl l'.-:sz l'fl 'Xl ll' 11 ui-lnfic, mo iy vi funfic, 1 e ie Knecht, Alva I.-amlwehr, Dru-is Liljequist, Rita Loeltke, ciEl'l.l'l,lllQ McDaniel, Beatrice McKin- ney, Ruth Nlayer, Evelyn Nassar, Virginia Nowak, Bertha Payak, M'ury Prltcliett, Elea- nor Saul. Margueritte Sinirli, Mary Stack, Gertrude Stark, Ferne Striifuow, Anna Sypko, Annette Veller, Aileen Vizneuu. Genevieve Whitmore. Irene Wilusz, Jane Woloski. Junior Boys John Baranowicz, Edward Betts, Carl Boy- lcin, Harry Childers, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Leo Junlcowslci, Richard Joseph, Kasmer Klap, Joe Komosinski, Earl Kosbab, l'Vayne Len-rant, Michael -Liwo, Glenn Mills, Alfred Samborn, lien Srhall, Sam Sehall James Shemas, Elmer Shortt, Earl Summers, Teddy 'Walczalq Ralph Worshtil, Charles Yeager. Junior Girls Dorothy Crirler, Opal Gibson. Ruth Gilbert, Dorothy Hz-ill, Ruth Isaacson, Thelma Kehrer, Molly Meerlireb, Pearl Murphy, Jane Staiger. Senior Boys Alvin German, VVilliznn Kapela, John Kawczynski, Grover Kenyon, Charles Klink- sick, James Moll, Marcel Olcnder, l.Valtcr Schlapman, Steve- Topor, NVilliam Tyrell. Senior Girls Leone Bennett, Marie Cochran, Anita Eurenius, Alice Gregorek, Naomi Harrison, Alice Henzler, Margaret Keefer, Cora Belle Kehrer, Alice Kreft, Marjorie Lyons, Mae McKnight, Jane Mack. Ani-rela Neid. LaDonna Pfuhl, Alvinn Piesiewiez, Ruth Ramlow, Marguerite Shea. Grace Spaulding, Mary Louise Vance, Irene XVnlczykowsl:i, Anna Wegener, Viviun VVelIs. IS TOMORROW NIGHT Music In Richardson Building Will Be Furnished By Russ Truman Dancing to the strains of Russ Trumanis nine piece Cocoanut Grove orchestra in the ballroom ofthe Richardson building, which will be lighted by a novel means, juniors will hold their annual class dance, the J -Hop, tomorrow evening, February 24, from 9 o'clock until midnight. Decorations will be carried out in the school's colors of blue and white and will feature PolarBears. This same theme will be followed in the programs, which will be given to the feminine dancers. The orchestra will furnish enter- tainment consisting of songs and other novelties. U Sam Schall, president of the junior class, and Clara Bustow, his guest, will lead the grand march. Mr. and Mrs. Charles. S. Meek, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue, Mr. and Mrs. P. C. Dunsmore, and Miss Amie Miller will be guests of ' honor at the affair. Other members of the faculty will act as chaperons. Alfred Samborn, who is chair- man of the J-Hop committee, is being assisted by Dorothy Katz, Virginia Stackowicz, Helen Han- na, Dan Kasprzak, Grant Casey, and John Revenaugh. l Failing to attain the goal of one thousand subscriptions in the recent second semester subscription campaign, the Tattler must raise the price to twenty-five cents. A total of five hundred and sixty four subscriptions were taken, which is a little more than half of the goal set. C. Van Tassel Shows Movies At Mothers' Club Meeting Educational pictures were ex- hibited by Clyde Van Tassel at the regular meeting of the Wood- ward Mothers' club which was held February 14 in room 312. The proceeds of the card party given recently by the club were 345. A part of this sum will be used to purchase a piano for the third floor. Supper Held At Y. W. C. A. Cabinet members of the Junior Friendship club had charge of supper arrangements for the Inter-club council, held at the Y. W. C. A. Monday, February 19, at 4 p. m. Dorothy Smith, secretary of the Woodward club, is vice-presi- dent of the council. f , THE' WOODWARD TATTLER THE WWDWARD TATU-ER PRINCIPAL POINTS Is That So? Published and Printed Every School Week by the B Mr LaRue P '1 f fi ' 1. P ' ,. Y ' . . up S O WOO Wan? fflgh Schoo- lime 3 15 Anew 200-inch super-telescope now being per semester, S O3 single issue 465357143-., Q lllxpiin-uni-IQ, M b Newspz-:DBF L'1??T Jfi11a.Z.-.A em er 'ff Q. Gt 'D -ffigttxw TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief .,.,.....,,................... Charles Klinksick Bugjng-,SS Manager .,,.......,.......,..... Arthur Berkowitz I Sam Schall Circulation Managers.. ...,.... 4 Donald Dietsch l Sharon Leibovitz h Pressman ,,,,,,,,,,.,.... ........... E dward Jankowski Blake-up .,,I,.,,..,,.,,.,, ......... C hester Matuszak Display Editor ,.,,,,. ................... V irginia Mann News Editors .,,.,. ..,..... C ora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener I Alvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors... ...,... Henry Nickpor ' Robert Ridenour Exchange Editor ..,............ ....................... E libel Dull Feature Editor ..................... ............... .---.- J 2 IHGS M011 Assistant Feature Editor ................. ' ..... elen Swaya Club Editors ...,........................... iXfi,ff'1'51j,iff,huSter Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Thelma Zingg, Meyer Davis, James Hope, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph W ' ht'l. ois 1 Faculty Advisers gMiss Marie J. Doering Hugh Montgomery Timing History YESTERDAY we celebrated the two hun- dred and second anniversary of George Washington's birth. The story of this 'first president's life and accomplishments is well knowng therefore, let us take another topic from this occasion. Remember how the countrywas commemorating the Washing ton bicentennial a short time ago? That short time was two years ago. Since then, time has lapsed rapidly. Temperature records of 100 degrees in the shade and 13 degrees below zero have been setg a sum- mer of A Century of Progress has come and gone. Time does not flyg it is there instantaneously. What chance have we mor- tals of combating it or fooling with it? Therefore let every moment henceforth be spent in such a way that it will be later appreciated. College Without Cost FOR seniors who desire to extend their knowledge beyond the limits of a high school education and who desire to go to universities, but lack the means, oppor- tunities for scholarships are now coming this way. Four weeks from tomorrow the Ohio Department of Education will give scholarship tests for graduating students who stand in the upper third of their class. In May the annual Bowling Green contests will be held with not only honors, but also scholarships as final awards. Scholars to whom this notation might apply are urged to think over these possibilities and seri- ously consider competing for a free year of college. Irony In Basketball THE STAN DIN GS of various high school basketball teams provide an interesting piece of material for study this year. None of the varsities seems to have won its games consistently. The contesting groups stand practically on the same basketball level, but we are glad to have Woodward's name near the top of the list. The annual city tournament at Toledo University iielcl house next week should furnish some very interesting results. Yesterday we celebrated the two hundred second anniversary of the birth of George Washington. Every school child is familiar with the incidents of his glamorous and 13- adventurous life. The rapidly pass- ing years have erased any iiaws that may have been in his character and have left us for the most part only a highly gilded statue of what was once a real person- a ity. The attempts of certain biographers to pen- etrate this gilding and show us the real Washington have been met with bitter criti- cism. People do not wish to have their illus- ions destroyed or their idols torn down. How- ever, the lessons learned from the life of such a great man are always more impressive and decisive if we can realize that he too had his struggles and difiiculties and once in a while met defeat. The Father of Our Country was not perfectg no human being is. But while we should dis- count some of the tales of his perfection, we do know from his manner of living that he was instinctively noble, eminently coura- geous, and filled with sympathetic under- standing of his fellow men. lf he had never won a battle, if he had not been President of the Constitutional Convention nor the first President of the United States, his splendid character and exemplary life would still evoke our highest admiration. .I s gf ' FF, ' THINGS WE CAN DO WITHOUT Those people who constantly prattle ofthe fine spring weather we've been having. Mollie Rubin didn't even close up on Monday when it was so balmy and warm! The boy who is always rushing about the halls knocking everyone down, but who is al- ways late to his class---Irving Glassman. Milton Kimmelman with his imitation of Joe Penner and his everlasting duck. Steven Korecki, the boy who is always giv- ingdhelpful suggestions that are not always use . Park Shaw, who is always bewailing the fact that he can never get enough typing done to suit teacher. Cs too bad.D AUTO AXIOMS Have any of you been to the auto show? Well you needn't have paid the thirty five cents for we have as good material here at Woodward. ' Benny Kaminsky is reputed to have the largest wheel base in Woodward, his feet being at least two feet apart--As fer stream- lining, Chester Mikol takes the cake - - - some even say that he reverses the process and air goes around him--- Joe Nachman has the best knee action in the city---if you don't believe it, you should have seen him 'action- ing' at Fun Nite - - - Edward Abernathy is an example of the old fashioned streamlined ve- hicle -- - every time Earl Woodroif gets into his over shoes, he thinks he has flooding power Cmounted on rubberj -- - Bob Duhaimel will do very nicely as an auto radio that can be automatically opened and shut: Taken from As We Like It. The telephone girl was on her vacation. One day she was out fishing when some one in another boat called, Hello! Just then a bob of the cork told her she had a bite. Line's busy, she answered. -- The Craftsman, Milwaukee, Wis. built would bring the moon within an ap- parent range of 24 miles, at which distance objects the size of a large building could be seen. One certain Canadian province has had only one divorce in about 400 years. Ohio was the first state in the union to have a board of motion picture censors. Seventy-eight per cent of the world's automobiles are in the United States. A sailor who liked the song Where Is My Wandering Boy Tonight?', had it tat- tooed on his chest so any musician c o u ld play it. M George Washington was born on Feb- ruary 11, 1732, although his birthday is now observed on the twenty-second because of a change in the calendar system. Words To The Wise Everyone dreads writing themes. If your problem is how to lengthen written work, here is a little secret that will pad the short- est theme. Use a couple of well applied ad- jectives to all accessible nouns. It will save lots of otherwise very simple sentences and add to the occupied space. Of course, that doesn't mean that when you describe a fiower, for instance, you will use just any adjectives and write a sweet, pretty flower. You'll look up some very original substi- tutes and say something like this, the delicate beauty of the Howerf' Have you noticed how much longer the second example is? Try working it yourself. A change of pace is used by baseball pitchers to fool their opponents. Achange in a theme from simple sentences to sen- tences containing more complex thoughts may delude your teachers into thinking you know more than she thought at Hrst. At least there is no harm in attempting it. My change of pace is an addition to your vocabulary. Tin-tin-nab-u-la-tion is a musi- gahlword which pertains to the ringing of e s. . Club Chats .O At the suggestion of Roscoe Pruckett, then director of high schools, the Inter- national club of Woodward High School was formed in the fall of 1930 with William I-Iullenkremer as president and Miss Adrienne Curtis as adviser. The organiza- tion is one of many which exist all over the country. To increase international good-will and friendship among young people of dif- ferent countries is the aim toward which these groups strive. Correspondence be- tween students of foriegn countries is one of the means of furthering this good-will. In 1931, this organization was instru- mental in bringing Norman Thomas, Socialist leader, to speak to the student body. Youth and Its World, a play written and enacted by members of the club, was presented at Woodward last year cele- brating Armistice Day. This same play was again produced at the Y. W. C. A. and later at DeVilbiss high school. In com- memoraton of InternationalGood Will Day, March 1, 1933, the organization broadcasted a radio program over W. S. P. D. The present cabinet consists of Helen Swaya, presidentg Meyer Novick, vice-presi- dent, Sharon Leibovitz, secretaryg Philip Moore, treasurerg and Mollie Rubin, reporter. THE WOODWARD TATTLER BEARS DEFEAT SCOTT AND LIBBEY IN TWO INTER-CITY LEAGUE GAMES Scott Defense Is Crumbled By Loss Of Sonny Boswell, Fast-Breaking Blue And White Cagemen Overwhelm Libbey Cowboys '- Handicapped bylthe absence of their star, Son- . 'IA ny Boswell, who was ruled ineligible by Com- missioner Townsend under the eight semester ruling, the Scott Bulldogs dropped a 30-20 count to Coach Rol Bevan's Polar Bears, who broke into 5 second place by the virtue of this victory. The 'E :M lk 1. 5 -f.nun5m- ei Bears and Maroons had previously been knotted for second place. The Libbey Cowboys were also victims of the fast-stepping Blue and White cagers, when the Bears traveled to the South Side gym, February 16, and scored an impressive 34-27 vic- tory over Galattke's cagemen. Bears Trounce Bulldogs The Sc0tt tussle was somewhat of a close battle for the first :three quarters, the score beingftiediatlialftime, 11-11. Severin was practically the whole Scott scoring power, collecting Eve charity throws and one fieldit ' 1 goal in the first half. Meacham A and J azwiecki accounted for the .Woodward quintet's numbers. 1 The second half found the Wood- A wardites setting the pace by tallying 19 points. Captain Meac- ham, Stan J azwiecki, Davis, Kor- nowa, and Michalak g a r n e rle d field goals to divide the scoring between them. Scottie p o 1 n t s were looped by Severin, Brown, and Jones. Gift' M each a m led both teams in scoring with .3 fielders and five free t h r o w s. Severin, Scott forward and Jaz- wiecki, Polar Bear cager, collect- ed nine points each Woodward sC0l1g'C F T FG. F. T. Name v. - - Mleraiadrlgm 3 5 11 Baird 0 1 Jazwiecki 4 1 9 Jones l 1 Czarcinski 0 1 1 B POWH . 2 in 2 Davis l 0 2 D' Davls 1 Miclwnk 1 1 at Dans 0, 07 Q, everm - Komowi 2 0 Roberts 0 1 1 n 8 so Total 5 10 20 Woodward Takes Libbey A fast breaking Bevahille quintet hung up a 34-27 win over Art Glattke's Cowb9YS- S5211 Jazwiecki was the high spot in Coach Bevan's attack, garnering 6 fielders and 4 tosses from. the charity line for sixteen p01ptS, to pace both teams in scoring. Vorderburg and Schl1cher'were the consistent scorers for Libbey piling up a total of seventeen points. Marsh and James went well on the defense for the Blue and Gold. Total Libb y Woodward FG. F. T. E FG F. T. 1 2 4 V 'derburg 3 0 6 6 fi 16 Scililicher 4 3 11 Czarcinski 3 2 8 James 3 1 1 Michalak 1 2 -1 Wilhelm 11 1 3 Davis 1 0 2 Russell 0 0 0 Total 12 x8 34 ll 5 27 GIRLS' BASKETBALL Last games of the girls' round robin basketball tournament will be played Tuesday, in the girls' gym. The following games are scheduled: Zets vs. Cubs olar Bears vs. Boosters resh 1 vs. Fresh 4 resh 2 vs. Juniors The finals for the intra-mural hampionship will be played ater. .... ,.,. . . . .f - :li-A 5 ' . Dan Slawski and Carl Boykin, Woodward students, defeated their respective opponents to place in the quarter finals in the annual novice boxing tourna- ment which was held at the Y. M. C. A. Dan's left jab and hefty right kept him in the winning, while Boykin's splendid physical condition brought him a well-de- served victory. K To date, the Bevanites have scored 215 points in nine inter- city tussles for an average of 24 points a game. The opponents have been held to 196 points for an average of 22 points per tilt. The annual district tourna- ment will be held at the T. U. field house, March 1, 2, and-3. The winners will travel to Find- lay to compete there, and a iinal tourney will be held in Colum- bus to decide the winner of the state. The nrst tournament will be open to class A and B teams in Northwestern Ohio. The respective gym classes, under the direction of Homer I-Ianharn and Art Smith, are working out a splendid variable program which was made up by the gym instructors. A certain day is set oif for basketball, and the other day is divided up by playing hockey and guard-pin. A bait-casting club will prob- ably be formed in the near fu- ture. An attempt was made last year, but interest was lacking and the idea was dropped. Any boys intrested should see Homer I-lanham. Sonny Boswell, Scott scoring ace, has been declared ineligible by the Ohio High School Athletic Association rules. Boswell had been a student at Syvania High for five semesters and had been GIRLS BASKETBALL CHAMPS WILL PLAY Polar Bears And Juniors Meet This Afternoon For First Place Inter-club league leaders, Polar Bears, will meet the Juniors in a basketball tilt Friday after school in the girls, gym vying for first place honors in the girls' intra-mural basketball tourna- ment. Juniors including Sophie Ma- rinski, Josephine Supica, Frances Szenderski, Virginia Rachube, Elva Wagner, Naome Cleveland, Rose Marie Hertzseh, Franchom Cooker, Rose Prine, Celia Rakow- ski, and Helen Radecki will at- tempt to spill the Polar Bears who as yet have never been de- feated. On the other hand, the Polar Bears will give the Juniors a royal battle in an attempt to keep a clean slate. Bears, team in- cludes Geraldine Lud, Leona Ruth Wielinski, Alice Kreft, Pauline Holkovic, Mary Kempin- ski, Alice Kalanowski, Sylvia Truno, Leola Taylor, Jeannette Woodbury, Alvina Piesiewicz, Gertrude Anselm, Mary Kowal- ski, and Anita Hall. The Zets and Sopohmore lwill play for third place. Everyone may watch the-game. First Ten Scorers Benny Ras----Auto Mech.---60 Ed. Sankowski-l-Art Klan.----41 James Green--Pencil Pushers.---41 Kozakowski-----N. R. A.----37 George Margy--Polish Knights--36 Joe Szwader----Polish Knights-33 Bill Kubicz----Auto Mech.---31 Benny Zielinski-1Aut0 Mech---30 Mike Madras----Tattler Staii'-----30 Al Samborn----Peiuper club----29 Eugene Schaefer-----Jr. I-Ii-Y-----29 Intra-mural Standings American League ' W L Pc t. Polish Knights 5 0 1.000 Q. Sz D. 4 l .800 Electrical club 3 2 .600 N. R. A. 2 3 .400 Pencil Pushers 2 3 .400 Friendly Center 2 3 .400 French club 2 3 .400 Latin club 0 5 .000 National League W L Pct. Auto Mechanics 5 0 1.000 Peiuper club 4 1 .800 Tattler Staff 4 1 .800 Junior Hi-Y 3 2 .600 r'ica club 2 3 .400 Senior Hi-Y 1 4 .200 Art Klan 1 4 .200 General Shop 1 4 .200 Individual Scoring Gifford Meacham still holds his lead over the rest of the Bevanites with 80 points in 13 games played this season. Stan- ley Jazwiecki is in second posi- tion with 58 points. Angel Czar- censki with 50 points is in third place. Meacham ........................... ............ 80 J azwiecki ......... .......... 5 8 Czarcenski .......... .......... 5 0 Michalak .......... ......... 3 6 Tschogl ............. .......... 2 9 Kornowa .......... ........... 2 5 'MEACHAM LEADS BEARS TO VICTORY Blue And White End Season By Cinching Second Place In Race Displaying a superb brand of real ball in the final quarter by flourishing an offensive rally which netted the Bevanites four iielders and three charity tosses, Coach .Rollie Bevan's cagers gained an undisputed second place in the city league. Gifford Meacham, with 11 points, and Martin, with 14, led their respec- tive teams in scoring. The DeVilbiss quintet went in- to a 7-6 lead in the opening canto and were leading by a 13-12 count at the halftime, through the shooting of Martin, Rae, and Patterson. J azwiecki, Davis, and Meacham accounted for the Woodward team's numbers. Tigers Rally Putting own a rally, which was short lived, the Tigers collectd seven points and checked the Bear shooters to one fielder. Louie Martin opened up the final canto with a fielder to put the Upton ladis into a 22-14 lead. Led by Meacham, the Blue and White cagemen found the dis- tance of the loop and garnered 11 points and victory, holding Martin to 3 counts and his com- panions to none. It was Meach- am's basket that won the game in the final seconds of play. Jaz- wiecki played a fine game at for- ward, garnering S points, while Davis and Michalak checked their oppenents closely at the guard positions. Woobward DeVilhiss Player FG. F. TP Player FG. F. TP Meacham 3 5 ll Martin 4 6 14 Jazwiecki 2 4 8 Davis 1 1 3 Michalak 0 2 2 Pattersoul Q 2 Davis 1 0 2 Rae 1 0 2 Kornowa 1 0 2 Backus 1 0 2 Total 7 ll 25 Total 8 7 23 Fundamentals Of Golf Are Being Taught To Students Charles Kennett, assistant golf pro at Iowa University, is teach- ing the principle fundamentals of the popular links game in the Toledo high schools. He has set Wednesday as his day for Wood- ward students. Later in the sea- son, Mr. Kennett will aid the Var- sity sextet in certain departments of the game. The Kennett family tis quite a golfing one. Mr. Ken- nett has seven uncles who teach golf in the state of Michigan and his father is the professional at Iowa U. 4 4 Woodward Girls To Swim In Waite Pool On Mondays Woodsvard girls will have an opportunity to take swimming lessons at Watie high school, un- der the direction of Miss Eliza- beth Keller who assists in the Woodward after school gym ac- tivities. ' Lessons will be given every Monday at 3 P.M. A small charge enrolled at Scott for four. Eight Davis ............. ' ........., 22 is .to be made for suits and sup- semerters are the limit. Hiltman ........ . ........ lllphes. l d THE WO ODWARD TATTLER BEAR THIN-CLADS LOSE TO COWBOYS Tracksters Make Good Show Against Exqerienced Libbey Team Woodward thin-clads lost their second track meet of the season to the Libbey tracksters by a 54- 37 score, last Thursday, when the two teams met at the South Side school. The Bears garneretl four first places, but did not collect enough of the other places for a victory, while the Cowboys strung up five firsts and numerous sec- onds to win. Polar Bear tracksters who placed in the duo-meet are: Tur- ner, Leighton, and Holmes tied for first in the high jumpg lBoyd, first in the 60 yd. dash, Parker, hrst in the 440, and Holmes, first in shot-put. Second places were gained by Jim Boyd and Leighton in the 220 and high hurdles, respectively. Williams, Spencer, and Brand placed third in their events. The Woodward track team is coached by Don Bennett, former Libbey and Ohio State track star, who has charge of the dashmen, and E. C. Kutz, CWA worker and former T. U. dashman, who is coaching the distance runners. Art Smith, gym instructor and assistant football coach, is hand- ling the field event candidates. Tattler Will Hold Lunchieon For Fun Nite Performers Luncheon sponsored by the Tattler staff, will be held Thurs- day, March 1, fifth hour in the cafeteria with the participants in the production of the Fun Nite vaudeville as guests of honor. The following have received invitations: Fred Leightoni John Russell, Edward Betts, Angelene Bracy, Ellen Glattes, June Reid, Nick Allemenos, Joe Nachman, Prince Spencer, Clara Chandler, Marion-Selter, Margaret Walker, Antoinette Glowacki, Margaret 'Nilliarns, Frances Szenderski, Chester Matuszak, the Misses Dorothy Kellogg, Catharine Mc- Clure, Stella Cornwell, Dorothy Warner, Marie Doeringl Mr. Hugh Montgomery, and Princi- pal C. C. LaRue. Short talks will follow the lun- cheon arranged by the following committee: Virginia Schuster, chairman, Rita Loerke, James Hope, and Glen Mills. 1 Fifteen Woodwardites Aire Taught Swimming At Waite Fifteen Woodward girls have joined the swimming classes at Waite which are held every Monday from 3:30 to 4:30. Miss Elizabeth Keller is instructing this group. The following girls are enroll- ed: Annie Mueller, Margaret Keefer, Betty Dalzall, Mary Louise Vance, Oral Ehrsen, Adela, Olga, and Marie Brodecki, Dorothy Just, Grace Spaulding, Josephine Jeko, Clara Bustow, Ruth Dutcher, Angeline Neid, and Irene Stackowicz. 1 Munir INTERVIEWS I Flashing smile, blue eyes, charming maner .... essence of pep itself, Miss Adrienne Curtis... at- tended Toledo University ..... attained Master of Arts degree from Columbia .... early ambition, to write poetry .... found herself teaching French instead .... we're glad of it ..,, loves sports .... nature, hiking, and tennis .....,.. Wiener roasts .... philosophizes often .,...... ':One must work hard for any- thing Worthwhilen ..,. one standard in life .... Live by integrity of your own mind .... travels a great deal ...toured Europe, 1927.,.in Vienna saw strike like present one Switzerland ,... a most beautiful countrytenjoys its hot chocolate.. loves music .... Beethoven's Fifth Symphony is favoritembooks, her proudest possessions .,.. had read Corneille when quite young .... Shakespeare too .... opened small shop, Blooming Optismisti' at Christmas time .... adores small children .... very busy person... ad- vices two clubs, French and Inter- national .,.. teaches six classes a day .... supervises publication of French newspaper called L'Aig- lon .... dresses neatly ..., takes care of chickens on her farmlike home ....Medford drive-.. pet aversion, sham sentimentality. CLASSROOM CLIPPINGS Seventeen students have en- rolled in the second semester botany class, taught by Miss Cronk, while twenty-four stu- dents have joined the physiology class, instructed by Mrs. O'Brien, biology teacher. Mr. Rike has opened a trigo nometry class second hour and a geometry Ill class s e v e n t h hour for students wishing to con- tinue with advanced -mathemat- ics. The trigonometry class has an enrollment of twenty mem- bers and the geometry class has a membership of twenty-eight. U U I All senior boys who participate in intra-mural sports are excused from taking gym during the reg- ular class period in order to re cluce the size of the gym classes Because of an error in last weeks issue of the Tattler the names of Charles Scheer and Nathan Schwartz, freshmen, were omitted from the list of all A students. -1-iii.-1 Woodward Graduates Are Helped Through University Thru financial assistance re' ceived from the Federal Aid Com. mission, Dorothy Redman, Es- ther Jacksy, Frieda Hullenkre- mer, Dan Sahadi, and George Fraser are enrolled as freshmen at Toledo University this semes- ter. Students from last year's graduating class who were high in character as well as scholas- tic ability were chosen. TECHNICIANS ARE NAMED FOR PLAY New Scenery Being Designed For Third Year Class Production Work has been started in the technical department for the junior class play, t'Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, a four act comedy under the student di- rection of James Shemas. This production, written by Kate Douglas Wiggins, requires new scenery, which is being designed by Louis Barrie, James Moll, Paulhxe Wilson, Alvina Piesie- wicz, and Jack Worshtil, mem- bers of the Little Theater Guild. Others who will work back- stage are Janet Maseman, as- sistant directorg Gus Brickinan, stage managerg Louise J amrozy, makeup directorg Melvin Lechlak, property manager, and Sara Greenberg, costumier. A thunder storm, rumble of carriage wheels. and other necessary soundeffects will be heard during the play under the supervision of Virginia Mann, who is sound technician. Miss Dorothy Kellogg is ad- viser of this organization. Polar Cubs Drop Game To Libbey High Reserve Team Tuesday, February 13, at Lib- bey high school, Homer Han- hanfs lightweight cagers lost their fourth game of the '33-'34 basketball season to the Cowboy reserves by a 26-20 score. Both teams started the contest in a very aggressive fashion with five penalty throws called on each team in the first quarter. The Bear Cubs held the lead only once when they led the Libbey light- weights by two points early in the first period 'but the Libbey boys soon overcame the lead. Then Libbey, led by Jacimiak who scored eleven points and by Osten who scored six, piled up a lead which was never threaten- ed throughout the remainder of the tilt. The South Siders led the Woodward quintet by six points at the half- time. Ernie 'Gross with six points led the 'Bear Cubs' scoring. Air Circus Coming Attention students! Get your planes ready for the big air circus to be held soon. Full particulars in next w e e k' s Tattler. T. U. Play Will Be Given For Students At Reduced Price Macbeth, to be given by the Toledo University dramatic club, will be presented to students on Saturday at 2:30 for the price of itwenty-five cents in the Henry lDoermann theater. All students desiring tickets may purchase them in the oflice. Other performances will be shown on Thursday and Friday in the evenings for the price of 50 and 75 cents. MOSQUITO ESSAYS JUDGED AT WAITE Senior's Entry To Be Judged In National Contest, Washington Adela Brodecki, senior, and Virginia Neumeyer, junior, pre- pared the best essays among eleven Woodward entries in the Sixth Annual Gorges Memorial Essay Contest on the the subject of i'Past benefits and future im- portance to man of the control of disease bearing mosquitesf, Each high school entering the contest receives a Gargas medallion. The winning manuscripts will be sent to Vlfashington, D. C., where Adela's will be judged in the 25500 national contest, and Virginia's in the State competi- tion. The National winner will be given a 5200 travel allowance to the capitol where the cash prize is to be awarded by Presi- dent Roosevelt. The essays, which were judged at Waite, were graded onftheir literary value, the scope and ac- curacy of the scientific facts pre- sented, originality, neatness and general appearance. Ten entrants were necessary for eligibility in this contest open to juniors and seniors all over the country. Agnes Cruse, Martha Kornas- inska, Mary'Kowalski, Josephine Johnson, Gretchen Paulsen, Mar- garet Paulsen, Jean Clifton, Alma Lou Skinner, and Theresa Pioterek were the other nine contestants. A Joan Elmer Is New Head Of Sophomore Dramatic Club Joan Elmer is the newly elected president of the sophomore dra- matic club, Powder and Paint Players , succeeding Morris Rap- paport. Other officers are vice- president, Arthur Sievertg sec- retary, Annette Veller, treasurer, Faith Edger, sargent- at- arms, Walter - Schulishg and reporter, Bertha Payak. Tryouts have been given for the' second play of the year, Station Y Y Y Y , though no characters have been finally an- nounced. Mrs. O'Brien Speaks, Movie Shown At Third Hour Meet Mrs. Mary O'Brien, physiology and biology teacher, spoke on the progress of medicine at a meet- ing of biology, physiology, and home nursing studen is on Thurs- day, February 15, during confer- ence hour in the auditorium. A movie, Man Against Mi- crobe, was shown under the di- rection of A. R. Bitter. This film had been shown at the Century of Progress last summer. Nurse Continues Talks As acontinuation ofthe series, Being a Girl, Miss Hazel Coy talked to the freshmen girls last Tuesday on the skin condition' v-l-n:w- OODWARD T TLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, March 2, 1934 No. 19 i JUNIOR PLAY NEEDS OUTDOOR SCENERY Little Theatre Guild Working . On Comedy As Next ' Project The Little Theatre Guild has presented a number of plays this year among which are Christ- mas Carol and Little Miss For. tune and is now rehearsing the production Rebecca of Sunny- brook Farm. This popular comedy, which starred Janet Gaynor in the mo- vie, Was written by Kate Douglas Wiggins. All the many friends that Rebecca made between the covers of Mrs. Wiggin's book will be charmed to make her acquain- tance on the stage. Life in Riverboro was ex- ceedingly dull until Miranda and Jane Sawyer found Rebecca on their hands. Everyone who came in contact with the impulsive, amiable girl immediately became attached to her. Jeremiah Cobb, the stage driverg the Simpsonsg Mrs. Perkinsg and Mirandy and Jane, the peace-loveing aunts, all surrounded R e b e c c a with the quaint atmosphere of old Maine. After the little girl from Sunny- brook Farm returned from finish- ing school, she found a deeper life opening before her in the love of Mr. Aladdin. Most of the action takes place outdoors, and therefore it is necessary to buy new scenery. Gus Brickman, stage-manager, and Louis Barrie, carpenter, are trying to contact with painters. Former legitimate theatres such as the Loew's Valentine have been delved into to find suitable scenes. Library Association Holds Supper And Theater Party Library association will hold a joint pot-luck supper and theatre party Thursday March 8, after school. Members of the club will have their dinner in the library and afterwards will go to the Loew's Valentine to see Anna Sten in Nana. Florence Schindler, president of the organization, is acting as the general chairman of the afair. Miss Stella Sawtelle, adviser, will chaperon the group. V. Zitz Is Vice-President Virginia Zitz was elected vice- president of the student as- sembly, replacing George Margy, at a meeting which was held con- ference hour, February 23. Plans were made for weekly talks which are to -be given by home room representatives on the care of the school building. GROVE PATTER SON DISCUSSES EUROPE Editor Says Suspicion, Lack Of Single Language Are Causes Of Unrest Since European countries, un- like the United States, lack reli- gious toleration, do not employ a common currency, advocate high tariff duties, and do not speak a common language, these foreign countries are belligerant and suspicious of their neighbors and ready to take up arms at the slightest provocation, empha- sized Grove Patterson, Toledo Blade editor, in his speech on Conditions Abroad', given here in the auditorium Friday, Feb. 23, during conference hour. In Germany, a country upon which the eyes of all the world are now focused, it looks as though Chancellor Hitler's Nazi system might grow until Germa- ny and Austria are fused into one. Hitler, with his magnetic person- ality had come to the rescue of the German people in a time of need. He restored their self-re- spect which was so badly blasted by the treaty of Versailles. Aside from the anti-Jewish sentiment which he has fostered in the minds of the Germans, the chancellor has done a great deal toward her improvement. In Russia, the land where there are no private utilities and where the workingmen are hired by the government, the source of power comes from the communist party with Stalin at its head. That country, seething with reforms and new overtures in industry, has its drawbacks, it lessens man's powers to grow. Take away the power of any man and he loses interest in life. In Italy, Mr. Patterson saw the best government functioning, yet it was the worst because, like her sister nations, freedom of press, speech, and religion was not tolerated. Doctor Will Discuss Sugar Before All Science Classes On March 6 Dr. Brock will address all chemistry, physics, biology, and other upper science classes along with the home eco- nomics and Clyde Van Tassel's commerce and industry classes on The Story of Sugar. This talk will be mainly about beet sugar since Toledo is the best sugar center of the United States, more being produced in this vi- cinity than any where else. Beet sugar is chemically the same as cane sugar and not inferior to it as many people think. Dr. Brock in his lectures is attempting to break down this prejudice so that people will buy beet sugar, keep- ing thousands of men employed in this district. INITIAL OPERETTA TO BE NEXT FRIDAY Cecelia Rakowski Leads VVith R. Pease, Mr. Ball Directs Betty Lou, The Dream Girl, first operetta of the school year, will be presented Fridav, March 9, at 8:15 P. M. in the auditorium under the direction of Clarence Ball, Glee club instructor. Cecelia Rakowski and Richard Pease have the leading roles. Cecelia also had the feminine lead in the operetta, In Old Louisianaj, which was given last year. Remainder of the cast is composed of Dorothy Hall, Evelyn Bardsley, Kathryn lVlc- Donald, La Donna Pfuhl, Tilma' Roloff, Frank Siadak, Alvin Sanger, Dan Kasparzak, and Ben Kaminsky. Alvin Sanger is stage manager while Alva Landwehr and Ed- ward Wozniak are in charge of costumes. Tickets for this comic operetta are 25 cents and may be procured from members of the Glee club. Martha Komasinski heads the ticket committee and is assisted by Ruth Bicher, Marian Kerwin, Edith Schwab, Muriel Sizemore, and Bruce Erhardt. Mrs. R. Cosgrove Of Blade Speaks At Press Meeting Be able to walk around a city block and see a story in every- thing, d e c l a r e d Mrs. Ruth Cosgrove, Toledo Blade feature writer, at the February meeting of the Toledo High School Press Association held February 21 at Waite high school. Mrs. Cosgrove related her ex- periences in newspaper work, beginning with her struggle to put out a small high school newspaper. I . The cabinet meetings which had been held formerly every second week in the month will be dropped from now on and a social meeting will be held every fourth Wednesday of the month. Anna Wegener, Virginia Schus- ter, Virginia Mann, and Helen Swaya were representatives of the Woodward Tattler at this meeting. Display In Case Contains Group Of Winter Scenes In the Tattler display case this week is a scene featuring winter birds, trees, and the like. Bob Mattlin, worked with Fred Flick- inger of the Toledo Zoological society, who gave his assistance in preparing the bird specimens. Bertha Payak, Dorothy Kaszu- biak, and Rita Loerke made the scenery which forms the back- ground. Miss Mary Boyles and Mrs.Mary O,Brien were in charge. AVIATION SOCIETY HOLDS AIR CIRCUS Plane Rides At Toledo Airport Are Among Prizes Offered ,,,,,.-Af Woodward Aviation society is sponsoring ' QM an Air Circus for all Woodward students conference hour, Mon- day, March 5, in the boys gym. Admission Q 4 is five cents and all Q f A 1 proceeds will go to the l school. Plane rides I from the Transcontin- L , , f ental Airport andother mr. Nuber prizes are to be given for endurance, speed, the neatest, and smallest, best flying planes. All students wishing to enter must sign up in room 114 by Fri- day, March 2. Judges will be Lawrence N uber Homer Hanham and Charles La Rue. Clyde Van Tassel will be the time keeper. Rules for the contest are as follows: 1. Contest is open to any boy or girl in Woodward. 2. Models must be made by exhibitors. 3. Models may be made for flying or non-flying contest. 4. Students must register the name and type of model by Friday, March 2. 5. Planes are to be brought to room 111 between 8 and 8:30 Monday morning where they will be held until the circus. Lawrence Nuber is adviser of this organization and Margaret Paulsen is president. Zets And Peris Bring Radio Speaker For English Talk Harry Ross, a speaker over W. S. P. D., talked on the Use and Abuse of the English Language at an educational assembly held yesterday, conference hour in the auditorium. The Shevron Play- ers furnished music for the program. Mae McKnight was in charge of the distribution of tickets which were given out thru club members and the English teach- ers. Ruth Ra mlow and Marie Cochran, presidents of the Zets and Peris, respectively, acted as mistresses of ceremonies. Miss Edith Murphy and Miss Louise Tippett are advisers of the Zetalethean and Periclean Literary societieswhich sponsor- ed this program. Boys See Movie Jay E. Thompson, secretary of the Toledo Safety Council, spr ke on resuscitation and presented a movie of Toledo's Rescue Squad at a meeting of all boys in the auditorium last Monday. THE WOODWARD TATTLER F THE Woonwitn TATTLER Published and Printed' Every School Week by the O I F N Q Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. Would you look who's here! With a silly, A,ggE . sly smirk and a pile of work she's back again. j gy, 1113573 ' ,QQ . 'ii-ff Q, ' 931' O 3., Why is it that Freddy Maseman blushes every time Thelma Kehrer even looks at him? TATTLER STAFF Inquisitive. Editol--m-Ch1ef ,,,.,,,,...,..,,..,.. ......... C harles Klinksick Buginegg Manager .,.......,,,............ Arthur Berkowitz Circulation Ma11age1'S ....--- ------- j James Hope 2 Molly Meerkreb Pressnian .,,..,....,,........ .......... E ClW3.1'd J3.HkOWSkl Make-up ,,,,,,.,,,,......, ............ C hester Matuszak News Editors ,..,.. ....... g COT3. Belle Kel'11'8I' Anne Wegener 'Alvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors .... ...... H enry Nickpor Robert Ridenour Exchange Editor ..........,. ...................... E 'Chel Dull Feature Editor ................... .,............. J 2111165 Moll Assistant Feature Club Editors ......................... . .... . Display Editor i.... Faculty Advisers .........,.... 2 Editor ...................... Helen Swaya S Virginia Schuster l Carl Dority .............................Virginia Mann Miss Marie J. Doering Hugh Montgomery Facing Stormy ,Weather ITH the mercury dipping to zero four times within one month, we have found this to be a cold city. Figuratively speaking the present seniors will also find a cold world awaiting them shortly after graduation this June. Of course the rosy days of spring will come through-out the years just' as often as the bitter winter, but never will the times of joy and relax- ation precede the stinging, dreary days of suffering. Thisyear's graduating class has been through several years of conditions which had lessons to give. Human nature will tend to forget all these things shortly after a bright, invigorating season has begun, but the wise persons will carry with them into life the weapons that they received by' the points from the world during these last few years. Are you to be among the wise ones? The answer is from you alone. An Achieved Goal IN NOVEMBER, 1931, one of the regular issues of the Tattler carried an editorial entitled A Dramatic Class Would Help. It pleaded for the formation of a dramatic organization of some sort. Now after two years, Woodward has two such groups, The Little Theater Guild and The Pow- der and Paint Players, which have made a commendable start forward. If only we appreciate what we once desired! ' Producing plays before the school is beneficial both to the participants and to the audiences. The former gain the experi- ence of facing a large assembled body to speak and thereby gain poise. The listeners develope their imagination and broaden their understanding of human emotions and the common happenings of this world. Let such work continue with lasting results. Building Character MANY students strive to obtain credits for the sake of distinction alone, and, as soon as they are officially recorded, proceed to forget what they have learned. Working for credits also means working for knowledge and working for knowledge means working for strength of character. The students of today are the citizens of tomorrow. Credits mean nothing to the outside world. Character counts. Dearest Pooky, He's afraid sister Janet is watching. But if Freddy would only watch sister Janet for a few days--- Heh, heh. Pola Mine Frann, Ef Jack Worshtil es crayz en im NUtee, whar du wee belonk? Sined, Suggie Brickman. Hola, You should be attached to the same tree on which The Goose Hangs High. 'R ' ' Yours in drema. No matter if you shower condemnation or approbation on the following humorous little sketch we give it four stars as the best of the month. Now, follow me closely. Voice on Telephone: Is Mike Howe there? Still another voice: Say, whaduja think this is, the stockyard? - 1 . In Vogue. Rose J ablonski and Bob Sarvis, Dot Kazubiak and Bill Phifer, Alva Landwehr and Robert Hall, Justin Hering a n d- Lucy Stipes, Carl Corthell and Jane Kranz, Grace Spaulding and Bill Donavan, Ruth Ramlow and John Revenaugh, Ruth Cooperrnan and ?'? We wonder why it takes two people t0 write the lyrics to popular songs. Maybe only two people could Write something like, With a Hanky, danky docldleg and an um ga-ga. 'GE OMETRIC GYRATIONS Joseph Bialecki says that he has invented a diameter. When asked to illustrate, he re- plied that it was a meterfor the purpose of measuring the amount of rubber in auto dias. And then there is the case of Edith Schwab who thought a radius was some variation of a radio. Just because a man gets sun-browned Dorothy Crider thinks he is a tangent! Sam Levine doesn't know what a lel is, let alone a parallels. A major arc is the one that Noah lived in Ronald Osterman informs us. FAMOUS SAYINGS OF INFAMOUS PEOPLE I don't know where Pm going but I'm on my way.---Cris Columbus. Keep the home fires burning.---Nero. The first hundred years are the hardest.-W Methuselah. Keep your shirt on.---Queen Elizabeth to Sir Walter Raleigh. Don't lose your head.---Queen Mary. , It floats.--Noah. ' You can't keep as good.man down.---Jonah. The old Woodward Eavesdropper will dip a few drops of scandal from the old scandal bucket ........ here goes ........ it's funny what love will do to a guy ....... this thing between Bob Kleinhans and Jean Clifton is beginning to look serious when Bob wanders around the hall humming tunes like Sweet madness ........another thing I can't decide is whether Ruth Cooperman is a sort of merger between Russ Shugarman and John Alexson ........ or if it is one of those rare cases where two pals get along with the same girl ..,..... and each other ........ Margaret Keefer, in looking for a boy friend overlooked the best bet in Leon Phi- fer who is too tongue tied to speak for himself ......the eavesdropper dropping out........so long. Flashes From Friends Vergil class at Central are working on Veni,'Vidi, Victus Sum, a two act com- edy written and being produced by their instructor. I came, I saw, I was conquered, deals with the exploits and adventures of a young boy and his sister who came from New- York to Toledo where they attend a school in which all seniors speak Latin. ---The Cen- tric. 8 U I The girls like boys with Personality plus,-- Yes, plus a car and money.-Winneld Oracle, Winfield, Kansas. Teacher tafter the lesson on physical forcelz Now, boys, can any of you tell me what force it is that moves people along the street? Brilliant Pupil: Please, sir, the police force. -Christian Science Monitor, Philosophical Dictionary- Agnostic-- Any student taking an exami- nation. Idealist-- A high school boy calling for la femme on his first date. Personalist-- Mae West.-- Wittenburg Torch, Springfield, Ohio. Deadline Flashes The proceeds ofthe movie, tittled What a Man, which was shown in the auditor- ium Monday, February 19, were 867. March 9 is the date selected for the pre- sentation of the first operetta of the year, The Dream Girlfl 'K Reference texts containing rules of rhet oric and spelling were on sale in home rooms, Wednesday, for five cents each. The booklets were made in Woodward print I I l Members of the Little Theatre Guild attended the matinee high school per- formance of Macbeth presented last Saturday at the University of Toledo. -:- Club Chats -:- Delving into the history ofthe Friendship club, we find that the Woodward society was founded in the year 1920, with Miss Gertrude Paine as adviser. This club is not original in Woodward but belongs to a nation-wide group under the general direc- tion of the Y.W.C.A. Miss Betty Nelson is the present adviser of the senior club preceeded by Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Amie Miller, and Miss Mary Ward. When the club was divided into a junior and senior organization last year, Miss Dorothy Bardo was chosen adviser. Many social gatherings have been given by the clubs, and Color Day has been sponsored regularly by the groups. Out- standing events were the Splash Party, Potluck Supper, and a series of annual forums heldjointly with the I-Ii-Y clubs. Junior club oflicers are Bertha Jakcsy, presidentg Frances Dunn, vice-presidentg Dorothy Smith, secretary, Ruth Schaffnit, treasurer, Faith Eger,chaplaingJoan Elmer, hostessg and Julia Bennett, ways and means committee. Jayne Kranz is the president of the senior society with Irene Stackowicz, vice- presidentg Helen Binkowski, secretaryg Ruby Bigley, treasurer, Pauline I-Iarter, treasurerg and Dorothy Hall, hostess. THE WOODWARD TATTLER TEAMS TO BATTLE U , .:....A A.. - I COMPLETES FOURTH CITY TOURNANIENT FOR CHAMPIONSHIP , Q, . i 'fT' 1: K.. . YEAR AS CAGE COACH CONTINUES TONIGHT 1-- -f -.nes frl., jg . -.. Ted Kosydar's Polish Knights 1 X V ,q,, . '..L4.L , All School Teams Meet At T. Take On Auto Mechs. -A ' 'L-'ie ---Witt 'L 3 of it ' U. Field House, Price Tuesday Charles Kennett, golf pro who 33 IS Quarter 1 is teaching the game in the l- Tuesday, at 2:45 P. M., the Toledo high schools, is going to 'eiizleli Tonight, in the Toledo Univer- Polish Knights, Winners! Of the play an exhibition match against ,,:,l,,,, sity Field House, will be offered American league, and the Auto Don McAllister, mentor of major a gala four-game program, going Mechanics club, undefeated Sports at Waite, in the future in intouthe second evening of tour- f.: ' .S '-' f 3255251512223 1,:.:f 2 ra:522222253Siirasr2:212:5gageg2g2a5'fiSe:i:2:2:s:2gag5323355255253 nament play- At 7:00 P. M. Coach champs of the National League, will meet for the intra-mural championship. The losing ca- gers will automatically take sec- ond place.Third and fourth places Will be battled for by the winner of the Peiuper-Tattler Staff tus- sle in the National league, and the winner of the Q and D -N. R.A.' tilt in the other league. Members of the winning Po- lish Knights team are Leo Zy- chowicz, Jack Bauman, Joe Zwa- der, George Margy, Albert Mei- ssner, and Henry Nichpor. Play- ers who carried the Auto Me- chanics thru the current season without a loss are Benny Ras, high scorer on the quintet, Ed Mackiewics, Kozlowski, Benny Zielinski, and Bill Kubicz. , A tough battle should occur as both teams are enemies and have been rooting all season to see each other go down in defeat. No admission will be charged and the tilt will be refereed by var- sity basketball cagers. The vic- rib- the the torious quintet will receive bons and also fifty points in race for the engraving of club's name, on the plague. Boys Are Given Artificial Respiration Instructions Jay E. Thompson, secretary of the Toledo Safety council, and Charles Morgan of the Red Cross gave the freshmen and sophomore boys of Woodward instruction in resuscitation Monday, Tuseday, and Wednesday. Before each instruction period, a motion picture of the Toledo rescue. squad was shown. Mr. Thompson handled the Monday and Tuesday classes and Mr. Morgan instructed the class on Wednesday. The same instructions and film will be given to the freshman and sophomore girls by Mr. Thompson on Monday and Tues- day, March 12 and 13 at 8:30 A. M. The remaining girls will be in charge of Mr. Morgan on Thurs- day and Friday, March 22 and 23, at 8:30 A. M. G.A.L. Has Speaker Declaring that she took bowl- ing because she liked that sport, Mrs. Larry Gazzolo of the Audi- torium bowling alleys, addressed the Girls' Athletic League, in the auditorium, Wednesday. Mrs. Gazzolo stood third in the national championship tour- nament. The members of the Girls' Athletic League are to be her guests Monday and Tuesday from 3 to 5 at the Auditorium bowling alleys. order to show the public the finer points of the popular links game. McAllister is one of the finest golfers in the state of Ohio and Mr. Kennett has spent the greater part of his life on golf courses and a red-hot match should be the outcome. 1 Dan Slawski was awarded a silver boxing glove for winning a runner-up position in the an- nual novice tourney, which was held at the Y. M. C. A. Dan,who is a lightweight, lost to Slim Feeney in a close fought battle. He defeated Roy Lozny and Leo- nard Ricks to eriktert the finals. Carl 'tFlash Boykin was also defeated by Slim Feeney in a three-round battle. Both battlers threw leather sparingly at each other, but Boykin's opponent had too much experience for Flash, A Keep off of the basketball court with hard shoes on cam- paign will be held in order to preserve hardwood floor for stu- dents. Cooperate With the gym instructors and help in keeping the court in good condition. Nails in the shoes scratch and mar the floors and a new iioor at the present timezisimpossible. Leon Phifer and Henry Nich- por were elected captain and co- captain of the Woodward varsity golf sextet. The team will open its season against Central April 25. Juniors Are Girl Champs After Beating Polar Bears The Juniors defeated the Polar Bears by a 27-25 count to take the girls' basketball champion- ship. 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Varsity Goes To Ann Arbor And Sees Cage Game There Woodward's varsity basket- ball squad went to Ann Arbor to see the Northwestern-Micliigan game as guests of the University of Michigan Monday, February 26. The Woodward athletic board sponsored this affair. Those attending were: Gifford Meacham, Stan J azwiecki, Frank Michalak, Dick Davis, Andy Kornowa, Florian Tschogl, Red Hiltman, Radu Zylka, Dorman Birhtwright, Ted Czarcenski, Frank Goldgvn, Coach Bevan, Art Smith, Homer Hanham, Jim Fallas, and Clyde Meek. Trans- portation was provided by the teachers. INDIVIDUAL SCORING Gifford Meacham, forward of the Woodward basketball team, finished the current basketball season by leading his team mates in scoring with one hundred and six points. Throughout the sea- son he has never been topped by any of his fellow cagers. Stanley J azwiecki received second honors with ninety-one points. Meacham ........................ ............. 1 06 J azwiecki .............,............ .......... 9 1 Czarcin ski ......... .......... 5 9 Michalak ......... ..... .... 4 5 Kornowa .......... .......... 3 1 Ts Cho gl ........ . . ....... 29 Davis ............ .......... 2 8 ' 11 Hiltman ....... .... ..... Stacy's Whitmer ca gers will open the series of tilts, taking on the crack Sylvania quintet. Sched- uled for eight o' clock, the Be- vanites tackle the winners of the St. J ohns-Rossford tussle, which was held last night. In the lower bracket, Libbey Cowboys will mix with winner of the Central-De Vilbiss game at nine 0' clock. The final game of the evening will find Waite meet- ing Scott. Whitmer, Sylvania, Woodward, Waite, Scott, and Libbey drew byes in this tourney. Coach Rol Bevan will proba- bly start J azwiecki and Meacham at forwards, with Czarcenski at the pivot position. In Michalak and Davis, Bevan has a close- playing pair of ball players who are certain starters at the guard berths. Sufiicient reserve materi- al in Kornowa, Hiltman, Birth- wright, Tschogl, Zylka, and Gold- yn will allow frequent substitu- tions. Rossford has a quintet made up of players who are five foot ten or more and were considered slight favorites over the Knights. Laskonsky, Rossford forward, has led his team in scoring throu- gh-out the entire season. The team has won thirteen conse- cutive games. The St John's Knights coached by Johnny Tracy, were headed by their elongated center, Bob Lawson. Other players who made up the quint were Wroble, Warrick Gerrick, and Biniak. Volleyball Tournaments To , Be Held In Girls' Classes Volleyball tournaments are scheduled for regular gym class- es and for girls' intra-mu1'als next Week. These games are to be refereed by new leaders who are Jean King, Ruth Barrie, Betty Jane Taylor, Emily Braunschwei- ger, Marjorie Corthell, Virginia Stewart, Annie King., Dorothy Corthell, Clara Bustow, Frances Dunn, Rose Marie Hertsch, Doris Beebe, Helen Abood, Nymphia- dora Funke, and Caroline Had- dad. Girls working for a W are taking basketball tests which in- clude foul-shooting, jumping, speed-test, one arm overhand target throw, and chest throw at the target. With Bill Sfaelos scoring eight points, the French club defeated the Latin club by the score of 20-6. Walter McVicker and F. Rober led the Latin club in scor- ling with two points each. SOPHOMORE DANCE CONTEST IS OPENED Everyone Has Equal Chance In Helping Cabinet To Select Name What's in a name? The answer to Shakespeare's query this time is---two free tickets to the soph- omore dance. After racking its brains- for sometime, the cabinet has decid- ed to make a hot, hilarious con- test of it and is offering two tickets to the annual sophomore dance, which will be given in the girls' gym, April 20, providing some bright person will only give it a suitable name. The contest opens Friday, March 2, after fourth hour and closes Wednesday, March 7 at 2:30 P.M. I Names tingling with the tang of the sea are preferred--Sea Sprint--Campus Cruise--Catch on? Fill in the coupon below and hand it to Miss Grace Cronk, room 312. The honorable judges, Dorothy Kaszubiak, Nymphia- dora Funke, Frances Dunn, Eugene Zytkus, and Harold Boehler, will deeply and serious- ly consider each one and an- nounce the winner in next week's Tattler. Name ................ . Home Room ...................... .. .. Title Of Dance ............ ......... . .. Deadline Flashes C. C. La Rue, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, Miss Marie Doering, Molly Meerkreb, and Fred Leighton were guest speakers at luncheon which was given in the cafeteria yesterday by the Tattler Staff honoring those who partici- pated in Woodward Fun Nite vaudeville show. Clyde Van Tassel has donated the picture, A Reading From Homer to Miss Anne G. Wetterman and her Spanish and German classes. I U U The Washington Masquerade Ball, which was presented by the history classes of Miss Mable Rutan and the Social Science club at 2:30 Wednesday in room 305 included episodes in the lives of Washington, Jefferson, Hamilton, and other men :who figured highly in the making of the United States. INTRA-MURAL TILTS I The Polish Knight team con- tinued on its winning streak by downing the Quill and Dagger team by a 24-9 score. George Margy and Jack Bauman led the Polish Knights in scoring with six points each while Don Dix led the Quill and Dagger team with three points. THE. WOODWARD TATTLER ' I MINUTE INTERVIEWS I Miss June Anderson-attended Universities of Chicago and Michigan---Chicago Academy of Fine Arts ---B. A. degree from the School of Art Institute of Chi- cago---is one person who has -followed early ambition--since childhood wanted to become art teacher--has traveled extensively in United States---is a member of the Toledo Women Artists--also Ohio Print Society--has exhibit- ed her own etchings and litho- graphs---is working with water colors at p r e s e n t--generally speaking does not care for sports --although she used to go skiing often near her home in northern Kansas---likes modern arts to a certain extent---from standpoint of good colors and design---does not care for cubistic type---doesn't speak of it often, but has a flair for writing little rhymes and verses---pet aversions are cracked teacups and waiting for street car. CLASS ROOM CLIPPINGS Students in Joy Mohrhardt's general shop classes are making end tables and magazine baskets and are designing articles on the metal spinning machine. I I I During their regular laboratory period, physiology students, in- structed by Mrs. Mary O'Brien, prepared their own slides show- ing the cells in the lining of the mouth. At the beginning of each class period, Miss Louise Tippett's history 4 classes discuss the day by day events in the French and Austrian uprisings. CAMERA NEARLY BALKS ON GROUP Wednesday Proves Trying Day For Mr. Cubberly And His Plates Look at the birdie! asks a thin, wiry, little man beseeching- ly. The result of this exasperat- ing command Helen Abood as- sumes her usual benign. Law- rance Roberts suddenly acquires a stiff neck- Marjorie Herzberg giggles. Betty Kaslly's head begins to jerk. Hold it! the Little man cries desperately, hastily mopping his perspirng face. Everyone stares rigidly at the whole crowd races relievedly out of the gym. Don McFerren importantly pages the next chat- tering group. Nope, they don't know what they're in for- Tillie Roloi causes much hilarity by pacing up and down after the group is seated, calling-- left hand over the right, folks, both feet flat on the floor! fDiminu- tive Elinor Eckardt tries to ac- complish this in vain.l Mr. Duns- more, wringing his hand, begs everyone to please hurry, but everyone keeps on snickering. Periclean Society Plans Tea, Committee Is Named Periclean Literary society has chosen a committee to plan for a forthcoming tea party. Florence Schlinder has been se- lected as chairman with Marjorie Shuff and Lillian Williams assist- ing. Ethel Dull will have charge of procuring entertainment. Cabinetmembers of thePericle- an societies of the high schools here and the faculty of Wood- ward will be guests. STUART CHASE, SISLEY HUDDLESTON SPEAK Note-This is a resume of the Town Hall and Open Forum as reported by Vivian Wells, Tilma Roloff, and Ruth Ramlow Woodward Students. As long as treaties are not fin- ished in detail, there is bound to be controversy between nations, remarked Sisley Huddleston,pol- itical representative of The C h r i s t i a n Science Monitor, during his discourse in the Town Hall lecture series, Saturday. g,2Mr. Huddleston seemed to favor dictatorial government highly. Dictators, said Huddles- ton,'?j are morelrepresentative of the common people than are men elected to office, as our president. Speaking of Hitler he mentioned the fact that to the astonishment of many people, Hitler has not f sprung up over night, but has been working hard on his pro- posed form of government since 1920. Contrary to many public speakers, Huddleston does not predict a war from European nations. Stuart Chase, brilliant econo- mist, writer, and lecturer, ad- dressed the Open Forum audi- ence, Friday evening on the topic, The New Deal,and the End of an Epoch. During the past ten years, Mr. Chase has made extended studies into n a tio 11 a l productivity, United States government fi- nances, and costs of the World War. In his discussion of capi- talism he said, Capitalism has walked out on us. His definition of capitalism is: a means of rein- vestment of capital at compound interest rate. Speaking of our depression, the lecturer stated that national credit must be rees- tablished before we can have re- covery. One of Stuart Chase's latest books, The New Deal, is a vivid discussion of the present eco- nomic situation and presents his plans for the general improve- ment of p r e s e n t conditions. President Franklin D. Roosevelt was furnished with his trium- phant slogan during the 1932 campaign by The New Deal. STUDENTS EXAMINE STREAMLINE TRAIN Union Pacific's Product Is Wonderous Without Scientific Facts After dashing up and down hills, and wadin g through ten feet of snow-we finally reached the object of our destination--a long brown worm-er-sausage, well we shall see, we shall see. After tediously waiting in line, winding in and out, across and around various train tracks, we entered this strange, snub-nosed thing-a-majig, with a bleary, gog- gly, red eyes and grinning rub- ber mouth. What a sight beheld our blinking eyes--blue as the heavens broken up with silver comet-like streaks and a strange indirect light flooding this won- drous sky coming from some mysterious source. Amazed, we were pushed firmly on by a drag- on attired in blue with silver buttons, under whose forbidding eye we curiously fingered here and cautiously pressed there. These odd, comfortable looking objects were very much like our chairs--and in such an animal as this! Suddenly we sniffed. Food! Fragrant odors were issuing from a gleaming white compartment of which we obtained only a glimpse as we were told to hang our heads reverently and--- lo and behold!---out we were! Out into the snow covered world or reality. What have I been raving about? Accept my most effusive apologies---the new Union Pacific streamline train. CITY STANDINGS Central Catholic cagers cinched the intra-city basketball title for the current basketball season last Friday when they defeated Scott 36-29. Woodward basketeers end- ed the season in second position followed by Scott and DeVilbiss tied for third place.Waite, by virtue of its victory over the Lib- bey cowboys Friday, climbed out of the cellar and sunk the blue and gold cagers to the bottom of the standings. City Standings Won Lost Pct. Central 3 2 .800 Woodward 7 3 .700 Scott 5 5 .500 DeVilbiss 5 5 .500 Waite 3 7 .300 Libbey 2 8 .200 Booklets Being Sold Tattler students and members of Raymond LoWry's first hour English class are selling the small pocket edition of 'Rules for Everyday English, which was compiled and printed by the printing department of Woodward High school. They are being sold for five cents a copy. ODWARD TATTLE Constantly Consistently Construct' . 2 4 , ' we gtgagf Q v01 vi Toiedo, ohio March 9, 1934 No. zo , PLANS MADE FOR RECOGNITION DAY Committee Of Teachers Is Named For Choosing Winner Of Cup TattlerAchievement cup, given annually by the Tattler Staff to a senior boy or girl, prominent both in scholastic ability and extra curricular ac- tivities, will be awarded during the Recognition Day services to be held Monday, June 4. Prin- cipal Charles C. La Rue will act as chairman of the committee of faculty members who choose the recipient of the cup. Those assisting him are Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Catherine Mc Clure, Miss Edith Murphy, Raymond Sheline, Homer I-Ianham, and Philo Dunsmore. In awarding this trophy in for- mer years, the judges were made to restrict their choice to a stu- dent who had been attending Woodwa1'd for four full years, but, because of the redistricting of high schools three years ago, many students attended Waite or Scott one year and came to Woodward for the remaining three. These students will be con- sidered this year as well as four year students. Charles Klinksick heads the committee of students making arrangements for Recognition Day with Alvina Piesiewicz, Virginia S chu ster, Cora Belle Kehrer, James Hope, and Henry Nichpor assisting. Miss Doering Is To Speak At Mothers' Club Meeting Miss Marie J. Doering, Tattler adviser, will speak on High School Publications, at a regular meeting of the Mothers' club next Wednesday, March 14, at 1:30 P.M. in room 312. A luncheon in the cafeteria will follow the business dis- cussion, after which the guests will go to the girls' gym to enjoy a half hour of fun which is being planned by the gym instructors. Miss Catherine McClure and Miss Stella Cornwell. Feminine members of the faculty and mothers of the stu- dents are invited. Canadian Movies Booked M o vi e s on Canada will be shown to the commerce and in- dustry classes during March and April by Clyde Van Tassel. These films have been secured from the Canadian National Railway. Other pictures, secured from the United States Deparmtent of Commerce, show work in the oil Helds of Mexico, Europe, and Africa. SUBSCRIPTION DRIVE IS TO BEGIN MONDAY Saga. Also Needs More Snap- Shots Of School Life In conjunction with the sales campaign which will open Mon- day and run for one week, the Saga business staff has request- ed every home room representa- tive to interview each student personally to receive a large number of subscriptions. In order to create, interest among the representatives, six Saga- Tattlers will be presented to those turning in the largest num- ber of sales. An added attraction to the book will be a page containing the pet likes, dislikes, and hobbies of the teachers. The snapshot section, another new feature has already been presented with enough baby pictures to make up the nursery department. Now the staff is asking the students, especially freshmen, to take snaps of their present day activ- ities in and out of school. Hurry and take your snaps if you want to see your picture in the Social Who's Who the day you receive your annual. Charles Stewart, chairman of the business staff, is being as- sisted by Don lVlcFerren, Jane Mack, Ethel Dull, and Leon Phifer. Honor Society Has Meeting And Chooses Its Officers Cora Belle Kehrer was elected president of the Woodward chap- ter of the National Honor society at a meeting held March 5. Other officers are Anne Wegenerg vice- presidentg Jane Mack, secretary, and Alice Gregorek, treasurer. Vernon Alberstett, Howard Phipps, and E. L. Clark are ad- visers of this organization which is composed of twelve seniors standing highest in their class. Plans are being formulated to se- lect junior and other members of the senior class for member- ship. Le Cercle Francais Will See Whistler's Famous Picture On Monday, March 12, at two o'clock, Le Cercle Francais will sponsor a trip to the Toledo Art Museum to see the famous pic- ture, Whistler's Mother, which is now being exhibited in Toledo. Out on a year's tour from the Louvre, well-known French mu- seum and art gallery, this portrait arrived here February 15, and Will remain until March 15. All members of the Lo Cercle Francais and any students of the French department are invited to attend. 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Arthur Brock, an authority on sugars, who spoke on The Story of Beet Sugar from the Seed to the Sack to all upper science classes in the auditorium, last Tuesday. He ridiculed the old idea that sugar extracted from beets was inferior to cane sugar and stated that researches have been con- ducted since 1747 to demonstrate the possibilities of the production of beet sugar for practical and economical consumption. Finally the goal wasachieved, and at present there are one hundred one beet sugar produc- ing factories in the United States alone. The districts surrounding Toledo and Detroit, continued Dr. Brock, have a great number of beet sugar factories that give employment to thousands of men and to railroads and freighting concerns? Graduate Boxes At U. Dale E. Graham, former Wood- ward student and graduate of 1932, and now attending Toledo University, participated in a recent boxing tourney held at the University. Dale, who started boxing two months ago, entered the ring and defeated Harold Moan, a fellow student and for- mer champion, for the light- weight crown. TONIGHT IS GLEE CLUB'S OPERETTA Betty Lou, The Dream Girl Is Lead By Junior Players Tonight in the auditorium at 8:15 under the direction of Clarence Ball, the Glee club will present the three act, comic oper- etta, Betty Lou, The Dream Girl. Cecilia Rakowski and Richard Pease. members of the junior class, have the leading roles. The plot of the musical comedy centers around the Pendleton family which is in great financial trouble. When it appears pro- bable that Castle Haven ,their ancestral estate will have to be sold, two suggestions are made by members of the family for escaping this dreaded disaster. Lola, who is portrayed by La- Donna Pfuhl isthe sister-in-law of Betty Lou and persuades her husband, Tony, enacted by Ralph Worshtil, to assist in her odd scheme, while Mrs. Pendelton, played by Tilma Roloff, the ex- travagant, feather-brained step mother of Tony and Betty Lou, endeavors to save the family from the calamity by suggesting that Betty secure a wealthy hus- band. Betty Lou, acted by Cecelia Rakowski, is weary of her step mother's attempts to marry her to a well-to-do man, and in order to detract the attention ofthe latest propect, poses as the ten year old sister of Betty Lou in kid attire. Mrs. Pendleton, too mortified by the situation, refrains from explain- ing. Betty continues her disguise until the evening of a costume ball when the climax ofthe oper- etta is reached. Other students portraying leads are: Dorothy Hall, Evelyn Bardsley, Kathryn McDonald, Frank Siadak, Alvin Sanger, Dan Kaspraszak, and Ben Kaminsky. Students Have Chance To Participate In Stage Show Woodward students who feel the urge of bright lights and ap- plause may satisfy their am- bitions in the Opportunity Show a contest held by Jack O'Connell, manager of the Ohio theatre, on the Ohio's stage every Saturday. Among fourteen performers who have already competed, Prince Spencer and Joe Andrze- jewski have won first and second places respectfully. Anyone and everyone capable of putting on an act is eligible to enter and should see Chester Matuszak, who is booking agent in Woodward for the Ohio theatre. THEIWOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. ,f-f'H,ASfH0l4, QW .7 E TATTLER STAFF Editm--in-Chief ,,,,,,,..,,,,,,.....,,. .,,.... C harles Klinksick Pressman ,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,4,,,,,,,. ..,....,.... E dward Jankowski Business Manager ......... Arthur Berkowitz Nia-kg-up .,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,.,, ......... C hester Matuszak .' . M - iJames Hope Cnculation . anagers.. ............ Molly Meerkreb News Editgys ,,,,,,.,,..,. .,,,,,,. 5 Cora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener 1 A1 . . P. . AY. Sports Editors... ....... if HeZg.15laNiLi?2F1cZ I L Robert Ridenour Feature Editor ....... ..........,, , ...,.,.,,,. J ames M011 Club Editorsm-ml - i S Virginia .Schuster i . ' ' I Carl Dority DISPIHY Ed1'C01' -------- --------..........A..... . .Virginia Mann ., - Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Rita Loerke, Sharon Leibovitz, Julia Pollock, Jane Staiger, Meyer Davis, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. Junior Play Tickets NOVEL arrangement has been under- taken this year for the production of the junior class play. For the first time the junior members of the Little Theatre Guild alone are the students in the cast, though every third year Woodwardite has had an opportunity to join this dramatic society. As a result of this innovation, the work has been h a n d l e d in an efficient, business-like manner, without disturbing the regular order of school activities. Now the .juniors are being asked to support the project by selling tickets to the rest of the the student body and by buying tickets themselves. Since all of the Little Theatre Guildis efforts thus far have been success- ful, this latest undertaking may be expected to hold to that level and should not be hindered by sales resistance. Woodward In Findlay HREE cheers, three? no, a dozen cheers of the Woodward '33-534 In ever lo al blue and in the name basketball team. y y white student's heart reigns exultation, jubilation, rejoicing, and excitation. After being surrounded by a gloomy and unprom- ising aspect at the beginning of the season, our boys have come through with deter- mined smiles ground on their faces by many close victories and tonight are in Findlay to topple over Central. We all hope and pray for a win so that our name can go into the state finals. The least we can do toward this is supply a large cheer- ing section at seven o'clock in Findlay tonight. A Good Audience T IS indeed unfortunate for all concerned when a speaker scheduled sufficiently in advance cannot make his appearance promptly, as happened at last Thursday's assembly. Be that as it may, we are forced to comment upon the attitude of the audi- ence during the period of waiting. 'Though the auditorium was not completely filled, the large group behaved in a very re- spectable manner. There was no whistling or audible remarks, though no teacher was on the stage. The only noise perceptible was a murmuring of soft conversations. Veni, vidi, and was pleased. PRINCIPAL POINTS By Mr. LaRue f Seventy-two years ago yesterday occurred one of the most important ,H naval engagements in the history gi ,. of our Country. The Confederate ,hr Naval Board, experimenting with 1 , armor plate, had constructed the first iron clad fighting vessel, the Merrimac. About the same time a young in- ventor, John Ericson, had convinced the Naval Department of the Federal Govern- ment that future naval battles would be fought between small steel covered ships. After long experimenting he had produced the curious looking Monitor. It was a low raft like vessel with an iron clad revolving tower amidship carrying a single gun of heavy caliber. On March seventh the Merrimac had almost cleared southern Cheasapeake Bay of north- ern wooden craft. Only darkness had saved the remnant of the Federal Fleet. It was confidently planned by the victors that on the following day they would destroy the remain- ing shipping and then turn their attention to an attack on Washington. But on the morn- ing of March eighth they were confronted by the little Monitor. People on shore were able to see and hear the confiict. The Merrimac Hred in broad- sides and attempted unsuccessfuly to ram the tower of the smaller vessel. These broad- sides were punctuated by the deep boom of the lone gun from the Monitor's revolving tower. After several hours of maneuvering, the Merrimac, badly crippled, withdrew leav- ing the Monitor victorious. Oddly enough the modern battleship is a combination of both of these vessels. On the present day Man-of-War huge long range guns are mounted Monitor-like in a revolving turret while the hull of the ship is of thick steel plates similar to those of the Merrimac. FF' POLA BEAR QEd. notel Pola didn't hibernate this winter because she was afraid she'd miss some of the choice scandal. Here is her latest tongue- wag. Dear Miss Pola: I've often wondered why Miss Marian Mc- Donough and Miss Louise Tippett never have lunch together. What's the reason? Drug Store Cowboy, Frank Lang. Dearest Cowpuncher: Miss McDonough is afraid that she'll have to pay for what Miss Tipp-ett. Satisfied? Soda J erker, Pola. I 8 I WI-lO'S WHO The flashing smile and personality of a very popular brown eyed, brown haired senior girl occupy this column today. Miss C?J is of aver- age height, dresses neatly, prefering shades of red and deep blues to any others. Her extra curricular activities include the Frei Bahn club, the Social Science club, and the Peri- clean Literary society. An important position on the Saga staff is another claimant to her time, but she is never so busy as to let her grades fall. Her main interests in the opposite sex center about a member of the Quill and Dagger society. Watch for a captivating smile and you'll find her. Should your effort prove fruitless, consult next week's Tattler. Flashes From Friends In order to eliminate crowded study halls and to allow supervised study, Eau Claire high school will have six periods each last- ing sixty minutes. Forty minutes will be used for recitation and assigmnents and twenty for study.---High School News, Eau Claire, Wisconsin. I B I Ghost of the Airf, a mystery drama, has been selected for the senior class play at Waite high.---Waite Retina. 8 1 l A well-known professional newspaper- man in Cleveland has been asked to write for the East Tech Scarab. Many other noted news men have agreed to serve on the Scarab Clinic at the Press conventionf-East Tech Scarab, Cleveland, Ohio. I I I Ask the Professor, was presented by the Libbey orchestra and Glee club as their annual operetta.--Libbey Crystal. Isn't it so? Even his best friends wouldn't tell him so he flunked the exam.---Guard and Tackle Stockton, Cal. g Is That So? A dial telephone call cannot be traced to its source. More than 600 separate strands go to make a single thread of a spider's web, which has nearly three times the support- ing strength of iron. There is no date from beginning to end in the Bible, and there are no words or names of more than six syllables. . The electric eel can knock down a man with an electric shock. It has four batter- ies under the tail as perfect as the one which rings a doorbell. Thomas A. Edison's mother called him Soberside when he was a little boy. There are some three hundred people living on Robinson Crusoe's island. Club Chats Members of the sophomore class interest- ed in dramatics organized, under Miss Dorothy Warner's supervision, the Pow- der and Paint Players. Morris Rappaport was the first president with Arthur Sievert as vice-president. In the recent election Joan Elmer succeeded Morris as president with the following cabinet: secretary, Annette Vellerg treasurer, Faith Egerg vice- president, Arthur Sievert,Walter Schulisch, sergeant-at-arms, and Bertha Payak, report- er. A play entitled The Snow Witch was their first production and was presented at a sophomore class meeting. Casting has been completed for the play i'Station Y Y Y Yi' to be presented in the near future. Work is under way on two one-act plays entitled Wienies on Wednesday and An Excellent Thing In Woman. Although the association is a new project this year it has been greeted with much enthusiasm by sophomore students. Elec- tion of officers is held semi-annually while committee chairmen are appointed monthly by the president. THE WOO DWARD TATTLER WOODWARD POLAR BEARS DEFEAT ST. JOHN KNIGHTS AND WHITMER Bevanites And Irish Are Victorious In Northwestern Sectional Tournament, To Represent Toledo In Findlay District Meet By the virtue of two well-deserved and hard fought victories, the Blue and White Polar Bears will represent Woodward High School in the class A district tournament, which will be held in Findlay to-night. The Bevanites will take on the tough Irish cagers from Central at 7:00 o'clock. The Bears edged out a 23-22 win over Coach Tracy's Knights and a 24-22 victory over Whitmer to place in the Findlay tourney which includes the victorious quintets from the Northwestern and Northeastern Onio sectional tourneys. I The first evening of sectional play found St. J ohn's eliminating Rossford and DeVilbiss losing to Central. Friday, Whitmer wal- loped Sylvania, Woodward beatif' St. John's, Central annihilated Libbey, and the Scott Bulldogs trounced Waite. The final day's , BMR FAE program found the Bevanites ang. C7 y ., Q ' Irish defeating Whitmer an Scott respectively. Bears Beat Knights Led by Giff Meacham, who parted the nets for 14 points, the Bevan-coached lads edged out a slim one-point victory over the St. John's team. The Woodward cagenien started out with a bang and took a 7-1 lead at the end of the first quarter through the shooting of Meacham. A rally in the second canto by the Knights, netting them 8 points, toppled the early margin that the Polar Bears had set, Lawson setting the pace for the Knights. Czar- censki, Michalak, and Jazwiecki totaled a number of 5 points to knot the score with a 12-12 count at the end of the third period. Both teams went on a scoring spree in the final quarter, but the Bears managed to collect one point more than their opponents did and resulted in a victory for the Woodwardites. Meacham collected four field goals for the ears, while Lawson looped hree fielders to lead their re- pective quintets in scoring in he last quarter. Bevanites Battle To Victory Although Whitmer took an arly 14-9 lead at the halftime hey were not able to keep up his work in the second half, hen the Bevanites came back, hru the shooting of Kornowaand azwiecki. who accounted for a otal of 17 points. Dale Crowe, hitmer captain, connected for 5 points to top the Whitmer corers. Davis, Michalak, and eacham played well on the de- ense, while Kornowa and Jaz- 'iecki starred offensively. , The superior floor play of the ears and the ambition to get a rack at some real basketball ompetition accounted for the hitmer win. ' Ten Leading Scorers Player Team Points cnn Ras ..........,,...... Auto Mechanics.88 eorge Margy ......., Polish Knights .... 52 1l1 Kubicz .............. Auto Mechanics..50 ames Green ........... Pencil Pushers .... 49 d Sankowski ....... Art Klan ..............., 45 ugene Schaefer...Junior Hi-Y ........,. .42 ce Szwader .........,. Polish Knights .... 40 ill Sfaelos .,........... French Club .......... 38 ike Madras ,.....,.. Tattler Staff ......... 38 X ozakowski ............ N. R. A .................... 38 1 1 ll Gifford Ellesworth Meach- am, stellar Bear forward and cap- tain, was a unaminous choice for a position on the all-tourna- ment quintet, which was chosen by sports writers and officials, following the final city game. Gold basketballs, which were donated by Grant Murray, were presented to the team selected. Crowe, Degman, McCarty, and O'Connel are his team mates. U 11 r Fifteen hundred school-boy quintets that started out for the state championship have de- creased to 150, the number being cut by county and sectional tour- neys. Further elimination will take place Thursday, Friday, and Saturd'ay when class A dis- trict meets will be held in Colum- bus, Denison, Akron, Findlay, Dayton, and Athens. Cold-and wet weather has ham- pered the practice of the Wood- ward varsity golf sextet. Spring Vacation will find the candidates tramping the local golf links. H. F. Phipps and Charles Kennett will chose the varsity squad with the help of the captain, Leon Phifer. AUTO MECHANICS IN FINAL GAME Polish Knights Take League Championship Thru Last Win Polish Knights, coached by Ted Kosydar, defeated Benny Zielinski's Auto Mechanicfs quin- tet by a 20-15 count for the intra- mural inter-club championship of the American and National leagues in a thrilling, low-scoring battle. Flash Ras collected nine points to lead both clubs in scoring, with Jackie Bauman tal- lying seven to lead the Knights. The Mechanics took a short- lived four point lead in the open- ing minutes of play, but field goals by Swader, Novak, Bauman, and Margy quickly toppled the early lead and the Knights took a two- point margin over the Auto Mechanics club, the score being 8-6 at the halftime. The P. K's play was domin- ating in the second half, when a rally netted them 12 points, thru the shooting of Bauman and Szwader, While Benny Ras and Stadler scored for the Mechanics. Polish Knights FG F T Auto Mech. FG F T Szwader 2 2 6 Ras 4 1 9 Zychowicz 0 0 0 Zielinski 0 0 0 Bruman 3 1 7 Stadler 2 0 4 Novak 2 1 5 Kubicz 1 0 2 Margy 1 0 Kozakcwski 0 0 0 8 4 20 7 l 15 GIRLS' VOLLEY BALL For the week of March 12 to 16 the following volleyball games will be played in the girls' round robin intra-mural tournament: Mon. Cardinals vs. Mickey Mouse French N. R. A. Zets Inter-Circle Tues. Freshl Fresh 2 Fresh3 vs Fresh 4 Fasces Polar Bears Thurs. French Boosters Friendship Cubs Soph 1 Soph 3 Fri. Fresh 5 Juniors Royals Mickey Mouse Cardinals Zets Lets Support 0ur Team At Least 100 Strong COACHES ELECT BEVAN PRESIDENT , I ,,:-, V .J -Z ., ,..,t,,.-.gg X., . . -. -.-2? gg ,..,, ' ' W' s af -A mt . 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Bevan general. POLAR BEARS MEE IRISH AT FIND Winner Of Tussle To Vie Championship In Stat Finals At Columbus Coach Rol Bevan's Polar B will meet Central Catholic ca in the district tournament W will be held in the Findlay school gym at 7:00 o'clock tc cide the Toledo school that continue to compete for the . championship. Both quintet. survivors of the Northwes Ohio sectional tournament. The starting lineup, to r sent Woodward high school, probably be Meacham and nowa, forwards with Jazwi at the pivot position. F Michalak and Dickie D are certain starters at the g berths. Coach Rol Bevan available reserve material Czarcenski, Hiltman, Gol Birthwright, Tschogl, and Z, to allow frequent substituti Irish Are Lanky Probable lineup for the Cen ites will find Sacksteder star his elongated quintet consis of McCarthy at center b Degnan and Huss or Malon forwards, and Tscherne Corbett at guard positions. The winner of this tussle is to vie in the high school cha onship finals at Columbus Napoleon and Van Wert, bot the lower bracket, have forced to withdraw due to a q antine, which they contra from the Bowling Green quii when the teams met in a tional tourney at Defiance week. FINAL CLUB STANDING National League Team W. L. P' Auto Mechanics 7 0 1 Tattler Staff 5 2 Peiuper Club 5 2 Jr. Hi-Y 4 3 Sr. Hi-Y 2 5 Pica Club 2 5 General Shop 2 5 Art Klan 1 6 . American League Team W. L. P1 Polish Knights 6 1 . N. R. A. 5 2 . Electrical Club 5 2 . Q and D 4 3 . French Club 3 ' 4 . Pencil Pushers 3 4 .- Friendly Center 2 5 .2 0 Latin Club Track Team Prepares For District Meet On March Although the Woodward tra. sters have no meet scheduled 3 next week, they will be work by their coaches, Art Smith, D Bennett, and E. W. Kutz, in orc to prepare for the district tra meet, which is scheduled 1 March24 at theToledo Univers: field house. 7 .l THE WOODWARD TATTLER IOMORE CLUB ORKIN G ON PLAY der And Paint Players e Going To Present Station YYYY en Korecki has been as- the leading role of Herbert tion YYYY, a play to be ted by the Powder and Players, the sophomore tic society. h Eger, will impersonate ne, Herbert's slightly older who is a constant worry 'bert. Anite, the sister, will yed by Evelyn Stahl while Endemon will enact the a very good friend of the , especially of Anita. Mr. ead, the radio'ffiend fa- being taken by Morris port, with Bertha Payak te him as his patient wife. r minor roles will be tak- Alva Landwehr, the fami- dg and Ted Nickpor, the ur, who is a great pal of t. The story is based on .agined martyrship of the erbert, with the two sisters g plenty of controversies. 'md Mrs. Winstead are uffering parents who final- mit to I-Ierbert's wishes. s Dorothy Warner is advi- this club. .SS ROOM CLIPPINGS connection with their study aion, Mrs. Mary O'Brien's 1 hour physiology class dis- l eyes secured from the Fol- aughter hpuse. s Hannah Shaw's English asses are finishing their of King Henry The Fifth by g a short summary of each the play. K . stionaires regarding the of literature chosen by the its and the sources from they are obtained were :ut by the English classes. fork was done to help Miss da Lee Thrasher obtain Lal for a thesis while' work- ? her Master's Degree at tate Normal College at I 1 U lents in Miss Adrienne ' French II classes are g drawings illustrating re- Which they are giving on .t French history for extra work. .-li- ,,, an Cole Will Discuss Jhamrnedanism Monday juniors, seniors, and world y students are invited to L the lecture on Moham- 1ism to be given by Wal- yle in the auditorium con- e hour, Monday, March 12.' Cole, pastor of the First rian church, has already five talks in a series of six g with ancient religions. irogram is being sponsored iss Marian McDonoughs' history classes. j MINUTE INTERVIEWS I Hale and hearty---humorous and helpful---Clarence Ball--Glee club instructor in all Toledo high schools---attended DePaul col- lege, Columbia---Damerosch insti- tute of Musical Art--attained B. A., B. A. of Music---M.A. of Music --and Master of Arts degrees--- World War veteran---loves sports ---played on varsity basketball and football squads at DePaul U. ---aim in life is to popularize good music---favorite grand opera is Aida ---light opera, Student Prince ---is director of vocal music at Toledo University---was connected with Le Brune Opera Company in 1916---with Keith's circuit in 1915--- is of German and English descent---believes that jazz is not music and all jazz is not popular music. . Woodward Boy Visits New York And Its Skyscraper Statuesque buildings soaring to unbelievable heights--- rushing elevated trains--- roaring sub- ways--- myriad lights beckoning to unknown delights and won- dersg thus did the magnificent city, New York, present itself to Walter Schulisch, Woodward sophomore. During his brief but exciting stay in the metropolis, Walter ascended to the top of the Empire State building, stopping at the observation room on the eighty- sixth floor, then going to the one hundred and second. Whew, al- most a fairy tale. Haunting whistles of steam- ships in the harbor drew our friend, who explored the mighty ship B r e m e n , and he was among the excited spectators when the floating palace drew anchor after midnight. The American Museum of Natural History was indeed a thrill for Walter who is interest- ed in this subject. An exhilira- ting journey about New York on the zooming elevated and then on the subway, was a Htting cli- max to the grand adventure at our wonder city. Ticket Committee Named Junior class play committee consisting of Joe Komasinski, Justin Hering, Betty Jane Kasl- ly, Eddie O'Callahan, SaraGreen- burg, Maryellen DuMounte, and Wilbert Wagner, chairman, will take care of ticket selling for the junior class play, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. Each junior is responsible for selling at least two tickets. . Monday morning and all's well. First hour classes are just getting well under way. Suddenly three startling bells rend the air,bust- ling activity prevails, and in a body the school en masse rushes to the auditorium, all but Julia Bennett and Dorothy.Mpll who gallop outside the building and wait breathlessly for the fire drill to end! SIXTEEN AIRPLANES ENTERED IN CIRCUS Judges Give Two Of Prizes To Earl Clifton In Air Meet Earl Clifton captured two of the prizes offered by the Aviation society at the Air Circus held Monday, March 5, in the boys' gym. Sixteen models were enter- ed, nine of which were non-flying, and despite difiiculties experi- enced because of the low atmospheric pressure, the prize winner, a Jimmie Allen mono- plane, flew about 75 feet. This same plane also captured the speed contest and as a reward for his skill, Earl will receive a flight in a real ship. A Williams racer, the prize for the neatest model, was given to Joe Myers who also won with a Jimmie Allen monojob, that bare- ly beat a clever ship entered by Abe Stram. The last prize offered for the smallest plane that gave a reasonable demonstration was not awarded because of lack of time. The model is to be returned and built as a class project. A clever exhibition of glider flying was given by Alvin German. Joe Nachman furnished accor- dian music between flights. This is the first air conclave held by the society, which was pleased with the results and hopes to sponsor another before the close ofschool.The judges were Charles La Rue, Homer Hanham, and Iiavgerence Nuber, adviser of the c u . Next Movie, Cavalcade, To Be March Twenty-third Woodward students are going to have plenty of diversion in the next few months, for each month holds a golden store of movies. Cavalcade, by the well known Noel Coward, heads the list to be presented Friday, March 23. Following this the incomparable Will Rogers in State Fair will be shown. Thrills aplenty are in store for students who view Sherlock Holmes - with Clive Brook impersonating the shrewd detective, on Friday, May 4. Zane Grey is the author of Golden West which is coming Monday, May 21. Because of this program, fourth hour classes, are going to b e doubled on the following dates: March 9, March 16, April 2, April 16, April 30 and May 25. - Latin Club Committee For Matinee Dance Is Chosen Ethel Dull, secretary of the Fasces club, has been appointed as chairman of the committee arranging a matinee dance April 11, which will be sponsored by this organization. Dorothy Hall, Rita Kaspryzak, Leon Phifer, and Paul Trepinski are her committee aids. As another activity, this -club is planning for an educational assembly April 20. DUMB ANIMALS NOT SO DUMB, IT SEEMS Rhythm Proves Animal News As True As True Can Be Owls though glum are not so dumb and really shouldn't be scorn-ed. It's when thev're still, that they eat their fill. I refer you to the Horn-ed. The Wilyam goat is almost there, afact which seems absurd. But acording to the latest news he is all butt, I've heard. The rabbit's secret of success is one which will not fail. Al- though they've got two great big ears, you'll note there ain't much tale. CBefore grammar was meter.J The squirrelis not as squirrely as it appears to be, because, you'll find, it buries nuts while we let them rove free. The monkey and the chimpan- zee are just about like you and me, except they wouldn't waste the night to think of junk like this to write. 8 - .1m Deadline Flashes Unsatisfactories, which must be in the office by March 13, will be handed to freshmen, soph- more, and junior students on March 15. Seniors will receive their unsats by mail. The Court of Magazines , joint production of the Art Klan and Zetalethean literary society, ori- ginally scheduled earlier in the year, will be presented Friday, April 6. The proceeds of the movie Swanee River, given in the auditorium last Friday, March 9, were 341.48 and will be added to Principal LaRue's miscellaneous fund. if if 1 Winner of Woodward - Central game will play the winner of the Montpelier-Van Wert tussle Sat- urday, due to the disqualification of N apoleon's team. Many Pupils Are Enrolled In Foreign Language Classes A large number of pupils inter- ested in the study of foreign languages has enrolled for the second semester in. advanced Latin, French, Spanish, and German. Howard Phipps has forty-si students in his second yea classes and six in his Latin eigh' group. Thirty-eight pupils en rolled in.Miss Adrienne Curtis second year French classes an thirteen have continued Frenc eight. The Spanish second year clas contains sixteen pupils whil Miss Anne Wettermaris thir year Spanish group is made u of seven. The German four clas. has twenty-five students enroll ed. Y it I li JUNIOR OOD ARD TAT L R .muse . Constantly, Consistently Constructive EDITION NGN Vol vi - Toledo, ohi0,1vlr-.rch 16, 1934 , I NO, 5 TWO PLAYS TO BE JUNIOR COMMITTEE ENGLISH TEACHER J UNIORS PRESENT GIVEN WEDNESDAY ON RINGS IS ACTIVE ACTIVE WITH PLAYS PLAY THIS EVENING Sophomore Dramatic Club To Present Program ' After School Members of the Powder and Paint Players are preparing two one-act plays to be presented Wednesday, March 21, after school in the auditorium. All students and faculty members are invited to attend this presen- tation. Wienies on Wednesday is the first play with the following cast: Julia Bennett as Mrs. Fost- er, a middle class women who has her troubles keeping up with the various wc:nen's clubs, Joan Elmer as Madame Castinelli, a grand opera singer staying at the Foster home, Arthur Sievert as Mr. Foster, the well meaning father of the familyg Eva Granch and Walter Schulisch as Marian and Jack, the two older children who have plenty of arguments. The cast of Farewell Cruel Worldv includes Annette Veller characterizing Sally Lou, Donald Anthony playing Charlie, her dis- heartened companion, and Helen 'Raczko selected to play Anna- belle. Miss Dorothy Warner is the director of these plays. On Monday, April 9, confer- ence hour, the language teach- ers at Woodward will present some results of language study in L a t i n, English, French, Spanish, and German. Read the details about this in the next week's Tattler. Two Woodward Students Invited To Alumni Banquet Charles Klinksick, and James I Moll, editor and feature editor of the Tattler' Staff, have been in- vited to attend the banquet to be given by the Alumni of Ober- lin College in the Women's Building Saturday. Grove Patterson, editor of the Blade will be one of the speakers. Two representatives from each city high school have been invited to attend. Students Of Science See Telephone Company's Films Movies on Family Album, Getting Together, and Flying Telephones were shown to the pupils taking science II, Wednesday, March 14, during conference hour in the aud- itorium. These films were ob- tained from the Ohio Bell Tele- phone Company of Cleveland. -A. R. Bitter, teacher of elec- Atricity, operated the picture ma- chine. In -- Increased Gold Price Causes Many New Styles To Be Offered Junior ring committee has been meeting during the past two weeks in Philo C. Dunsmore's room to decide on one of the many samples of class rings displayed by ring salesmen. Because of the increase in the price of gold, a new type of ring has been designed, called the super-tone style,with a sterling silver core and a ten carat gold inish with a band of ten carat gold on the shank,where the most wear occurs. Although the majority of the students may desire the super-tone style, a pupil may purchase the solid ten carat gold ring if he desires. Some rings chosen have settings of ruby, mother of pearl, black onyx, and blue spinet. Junior ring committee con- sists of William Shames, chair- mang Thelma Kehrer, Sharon Leibovitz, Meyer Davis, James Hope, and Jack Bustow. Rings selected by the com- mittee will be on display in the Tattler show case during the week of March 19 thru March 23. Following this the class will choose the ring by popular vote. Composition Classes Hold Debate On Air Mail Service Last Monday, Miss Dorothy Bardo's seventh hour advanced composition class held a debate, the topic of which was Resolved that the army should control air mail service. Members of the affirmative side were Marie Cochran, Edith Osthimer, Pauline Wilson, Irving Wroblewski, and T h e r e s a Piotuck, while the negative side, which won the debate, consisted of Mary La Pointe, James Moll, B 0 b Kleinhans, Wanda Ko- walski, and Charlotte Chambers. Raymond F. Lowry and Miss Marie Doering were judges. City Attorney Is Speaker For Next P.T.A. Meeting Mark Winchester, an attorney of this city, will speak at a regu- lar meeting of the Parent Teach- e r s' association Wednesday, March 21, at 8 P. M. in the cafe- teria. Others that will be heard on the program are Mrs. R. K. Sheline, who will give a reading on The Children by Dickens. Joseph Andrzejewski and Roman Nuszkiewicz, members of the Bushwakers, a string orches- tra, will furnish the guests with music. R. K. Sheline, program chair- man, is in charge of the selection of entertainers. I Miss Dorothy Kellogg Adviser of The Little Theater Guild--- Busy constantly with drama- tics-- Coaching junior play---Miss Dorothy Kellogg. Oflicers Of Other Schools To Attend Peri Tea Party In the school library, Thursday afternoon, March 22, the Peri- clean Literary society will hold a tea party. As Peri oiiicers of other schools have been invited to attend, games are being planned to bring about a friendly spirit among the girls. Members of the faculty have also been asked to attend as guests. Louise Tippett, adviser of this organization, and Blanche Hazelton will pour. Florence Schindler, chairman of the committee in charge, is being assisted by Marjorie Schuff, Lillian Williams, and Ethel Dull. Senior Class Votes To Hold Picnic With Other Schools Seniors, at the special meeting held last Monday, decided that Woodward would join with the other Toledo high schools in the plan of all going together on The Put-in-Bay, one ofthe big- gest passenger boats on the Great Lakes, fo rtheir senior picnic. Woodward representatives, along with representatives of all other high schools, will attend a meeting at Libbey high school next Monday to decide upon and arrange plans. Hi-Y Plans Skating Party Members of the Woodward Senior Hi-Y club will present The Rolling Glide Friday, March 23, at 8:00 at Memorial Hall. The committee in charge is Edward Jankowski, chairmang Melvin Zygla, George Margy, and Frank Siadak. V Annual Class Production Is, Comedy By Kate Wiggins When the curtain goes up on the junior class play tonight in the Woodward auditorium, the audience will view four acts of one of Kate Douglas Wiggins, more dearly loved comedies, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. This production, directed by Miss Dorothy Kellogg and James Shemas, stucillent director, has its setting in t e uaint, t icall New England iiillage ofIpRiVe1Z boro, Maine. Rebecca Rowena Randall, play- ed by Marjorie Herzberg, comes to live at the Brick House, home of her aunts, strict and saintly Miranda S a wyer, and lovable Jane Sawyer, portrayed by Jane Staiger and Dorothy Crider, re- spectively. - At first she runs away from the tyranny of her aunt, but re- turns at the suggestion of Jere- miah Cobb, the dear old stage- driver, enacted by Louis Barrie. Rebecca has inherited L a t i n blood from her father and con- sequently will h a ve her out- bursts. She befriends the Simp- sons, Margaret Zimmerman and Meyer Davis, and fights for their daughter, Clara Belle, played by Dorothy Hall. While selling soap, Rebecca meets. the young man, Adam Ladd, portrayed -by Ralph Worshtil, whom she nicknames Mr. Aladdin because he is so kind to her and her friends. After her return from Wareham school, there 1S a suggestion .of a future love. The committees for this presen- tation have been appointed. The chairmen are: Wilbert Wagner, house-manager, Joe Komasinski, sales-managerg Mary Ellen Du- Monte, head usher, Justin Her- 1ng, finance-managerg Edward- O'Callaban, p r o g r a in-manager, and Sara Greenberg, publicity- manager. Mothers Present Play 'Spring School Mothers' club will present a three act comedy, Uncle Tom's Latin, which is a modern interpretation of Un- cle Tom's Cabin, in Woodward auditorium at 8 P. M., Tuesday, March 20. The entire cast will be composed of mothers. Price of admission is ten cents. Soph Dance Is Named Marvin Shugarman, sopho- more, was the winner in the dance-naming contest which was held to ind a suitable title for the annual sophomore class dance. Soph Sea Cruise is the name which he entered. THE WOODWARD TATPLER N. if 9 Published and Printed Every School Week by the Q of fg n.,,',,.,A. ,W THE WQODWARD TATTLER l R, ,, R,,,,,,,,,, L I R . Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 55.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. u THIRD YEAR THREATS W cam lglarge Brlrlmdelciki--Gfrniian cgug cabinet. ,f is - ,NV or on op 1ns--- ea er o . . Qi???iifEfTfi'13'?' Geraldine Ludwikowski---Girls' W club '0f i ' ofhcer. - Helen Abood---President of student council. Edward Betts---Senior class officer. TATTLER STAFF Dorothy Hall---Latin club chieftain. Pressman -.,,,.,,,,,,,,,.,.,, .,,...,,.,.,...... E dward Jankowski Kasmir Klapp---Art Klan head. Edit0r-in-Qhief ,,,,,,,,,,.,, ,.,,,,,....,..,.. C harles Klinksick Display Editor ....,. Make-up ..............- ----- ................Virginia Mann ..........Chester Matuszak Business Manager ...... .......... A rthur Berkowitz Circulation Ma1121ge1'S ----- -------- - News Editors .....,...... Sports Editors ...... James Hope Molly Meerkreb Cora Belle Kehrer Anne Wegener Alvinia Piesiewicz Henry Nickpor Robert Ridenour Feature Editor ..............----------.----------------- -1811165 M ll Assistant Feature O Editor ...................... Helen Swaya Club Editors ............................... Q Exchange Editor ...... Faculty Advisers .............. 5 Virginia Schuster Carl Dority Dull Miss Marie J . Doering Hugh Montgomery Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Rita Loerke, Sharon Leibovitz, Julia Pollock, Jane Staiger, Meyer Davis, Donald Knoke, Glenn Mills, 'William Phifer, James Shemas, and Ralph Worshtil. Selecting Honor Students ITHI N a short time, additional members for the Woodward chapter of the National Honor society will be chosen. Membership is limited to 15 per cent of the present junior class and 5 per cent of the senior class. Four personal qualities are theconsideration of the society: character, scholarship, leadership, a n d service, their importance ranking in the order named. Character is by far the most vital trait of any persong it is what you are and deserves the utmost care for develop- ment. Second only to this is scholarship, which, in truth, means not striving for great recognition on account of good grades, but delving into knowledge to get the most out of it for your very owng not memorizing book-learning without knowing how to ap- ply it, but developing yourself to handle the material learned. To have original ideas, to be able to speak convincingly, and to worthily work yourself up to a position or situation which is higher than those of your associates is leadership. Service consists of living outside of your own shell, mingling with and ministering to those other than your im mediate friends. It is the Woodward scholars who best answer these demands who will be admitted to the Honor society. Bank Dividends ' OODWARD'S clubs and similar or- ganizations are quite fortunate this year in having some rather unexpected money coming to them at a time when the biggest and most important bill of the year, for most groups, comes due. The fifty per cent dividend from the First National bank will help to pay for a great number of Saga pictures. Perhaps a result of this will be a tendency to reduce the number of after-school dances and money-making af- fairs. 8 1 U If money talks, uncle Sam's gold must have a very foreign' accent. U I U Then there was someone who had a one foot hole in his stocking. Molly Meerkreb--Latin club leader. , Junior J aunts Imagine our surprise when Louis Barrie escorted MaryEllen DuMounte to the J Hop-- A graduate of Libbey KA. MJ is the reason Betty Kaslly hasn't given anyone around Woodward a break--Wilbur McCreery and Philip Olson are two good reasons why teach- ers get gray--Margaret Zimmerman's new boy friend is a T. Z. fellow we hear--A certain junior miss is still wondering why Wayne Lamont doesn't give her a chance--As hard as we try we can't link Dan Kasparzak with a member of the feminine sex--Gertrude Stephens wants to see her name in print and we obligingly oblige-- ! I 1 WHO'S WHO With a kindly smile for everyone she meets, this young lady has won the affections of every junior. J ovial yet serious her friends find her. She is most often seen around room 330 where she is constantly surrounded by her many admirers. Flowers and red colors attract her, while talking and unnecessary noise are blot- to. Strangely she enjoys mathematics and we are sure her friends benefit by her enthusiasm. Try guessing once more before you look fur- ther down the column fortyour answer. Junior Jokes ' Be it ever so homely there's no face like your own, reflects Herbie Bernard. H2O, Ruth Gilbert reports, is a colorless liquid which turns black when you wash your hands. Leo Jankowski declares, Vacci-nation is the most warlike nation because it is always in arms. They laughed when I walked over to the pianofsaid Minor Eyres, but they were right. I just couldn't lift it. f'The answer to the Who's Who, smirks Pola Bear, is Cdid you ever get fooledl Miss Miller. HITHER AND YON Darting hither and yon among the popu- lace of this school, ye reporter gains a few ideas on the subject of how the kids con- duct themselves here goes nothing running off the mouth--- the blonde who has been keep- ing Eugene Zytkus's phone busy is fast be- coming one of the seven wonders of the world -- 'Engene is still wondering who she is--- speaking of wrong things happening at the wrong time Mr. Rike's mantel clock struck six again during seventh hour--hey what's the rush? Nobody's dying, William Kapela---it's just Miss Curtisis Phonetic class sounding out their vowels--Olga Brodecki and Aaron Nov- ick sound like two old run-down fords---wheeze -eeu ye---Herbert Dewey declares that he has nine lives---he must have---he lost eight of them while riding in Earl Clifton's carC?J--don't get scared, Ellen Glattes--those boys aren't fight- ing---Edward Betts and William Shames are just playing pranks on each other again--saw Bill King giving Nymphiadora Funk that come hither look--what a RUTHless boy he is---the halls are becoming empty again, and since there's no one left to talk about the gossip ends---Au Revoir. What Have I Three Years at Woodward? is the question which is being discussed by several prom- inent juniors. In the past three years at Woodward, Ihave gained a great deal of knowledge in many subjects, but I believe my com- mercial course will prove most beneicial when I go out in the business world. The friendships I've acquired are responsible for many happy hours and I hope to re- tain many of them in years to come. Mary Maverkos '35 After three years at Woodward, I find that the experiences and adventures which have befallen me have benefited me greatly. Respect, how to make good use of my time, and knowledge gained from text books and experience, are all a result of our environment of the best school in the city, Woodward. Richard Joseph '35 I have taken altogether twelve subjects and have worked my very best in each one, and feel that I have acquired much know- ledge that will help me in. years to come. I have also gained many friendships which of course, will mean very much in my life, not only at present but in the future. Janet Maseman '35 I find that in the three years I have spent in Woodward High school I have benefited and gained not only in classified knowledge, but in my knowledge of life and human be- ings. In my daily contact with the grand faculty, students, and all others connected with Woodward, I have learned to appreci- ate the value of real friendshipf' Bill Shames '35 In my three years at Woodward I have learned to appreciate the meaning and value of a good education. Melvin Lechlak '35 Club Chats L Entering the portals of Woodward High School in 1931 as timid freshmen, the class of '35 soon overcame the difficulties of their insignificance and amounted to some- thing with the help of their supervisors, Miss Anne Wetterman and S. B. Crouse. Members of the class possessing some talent were allowed to display it at the vaudeville program given for the P. T. A. This was their first venture in that field, but their effort proved successful. With the rolling away of a happy year, they became sophomores with the follow- ing officers: Billy Ray, presidentg James Sfaelos, vice presidentg Ruth De Shetler, secretaryg Grace Reinbolt, treasurerg and Lowell Baumker, sergeant-at-arms. The newly formed Little Theatre Guild, sophomore dramatics organization, pre- sented the class play, Once In A Palace. Later in the year, the Soph Strut, annual dance sponsored by second year classmen, was held with great success. Junior Kid Party was the Hrst activity sponsored by this class in its third year. Feb. 24 in the Richardson building, the J- Hop was held. Tonight in the auditorium, our future seniors will present Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, a comedy in four acts, as a climax to the main events of the year. May it be as successful as those ofthe past have been. Sam Schall is president of the class of '35g Leo Jankowski, vice president, Ruth Kaminski, treasurerg Earl Sommers, sergeant - at - arms. THE wooDwARD TATTLER ' WOODWARD BEARS Loss TO CENTRAL Meacham Ejected From Tilt In Second Canto, Final Score Is 37-33 Last Friday night in the tilt which turned out to be the best in the whole Northwestern District Tournament held at Findlay last Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, Woodward met Central and led the Irish until the last minute of play when Adolph Tscherne, forward, made his only basket of the entire game to tie the score at 31 all. In the three minute overtime period which followed, Central made six points to Woodward's two, and won 37-33. Giif Meacham opened the game with a long shot, which put Woodward into the lead, and with the Bears outplaying the Central aggregation, both on the offensive and defensive, and with Mea- cham, Kornowa, and Jazwiecki contributing 10 points to the scoring column to eight for Cen- tral, Woodward took the lead at quarter time 10-8. In the second period, Meacham fouled Corbett for his fourth personal and was sent from the gameg Czarcenski came in at center and J azwiecki switched to the forward position. Corbett made good his foul to tie the score at 16 all, but Czar- censki and Michalak e a c h dropped a long one to put the Bears in the lead 20-16 at half time. In the third quarter, each team scored ten points and the Blue and White still held to their four point lead, but in the last period Central's defense tightened and Al Sacksteder's boys held the Bears to one point while they garnered five to end the game in a 31-31 tie. Czarcenski opened the over- time with a long basket from the side court, but Pat McCarty of Central knotted the count with a short fielderg than Malone, a substitute, d r 0 p p e d a long bucket to put Central in the lead. McCarthy, in order to insure vic- tory dropped the ball through the net to end the game, 37-33. BOWLING TEAMS TO VIE FOR HONORS Ten Quintets To Represent Woodward In High School Conference Tourney Ten teams, consisting of five players each, will compete in the high school bowling conference, which will be held March 17, 24, 31, and April 7. Five of the quin- tets will be entered in division I, a freshman-sophomore group and the remaining teams will register in the junior-senior division num- ber II. The intra-mural club met and discussed the rules last Wednesday. The object of this popular, all- season game is to teach the boys how to bowl and score, to furnish wholesome recreation for out-of- school hours, and to provide di- rected competition in a worth while sport. Teams entering from Wood- ward, which will bowl tomorrow morning at 8:30 A.M. are: General shop, Art Klan, Jr. I-Ii-Y., Electrical club, and a freshman class team. The following teams are entered in division II: Senior Hi-Y., Polish Knights, Quill and Dagger, Auto Mechanics, and the N.R.A. Registered players, upon pre- sentation of their cards, may practice any afternoon at the Auditorium Alleys, 607 St. Clair St. for the small fee of ten cents per game, providing the alleys are open. The bowling tourney will be free. All students must register by Friday, the proceeding day of play. l Ribbons and medals will be awarded to individuals turning in the high scores and to the teams finishing in the upper places. Homer Hanham and Art Smith, physical educational in- structors, are supervising the affair at Woodward. WOODWARD'S SCORES During the past season, the Woodward basketball team won ten out of sixteen games played and also two games in the North- western Ohio district .class A TATTLER TO AWARD YEAR BOOK TO FOUL SHOOTING CONTEST 'WINNER Fourth?Annual Foul Shooting Tourney Will Be Held March 19, 20, And 213 Tattler Staff Is ' Sponsoring Yearly Affair A Saga Tattler will be presented to the winner of the fourth -0 annual foul shooting contest, which will be held March 19, P' 0 20, and the finals March 21. There will be two separate contests, one for boys and one for girls, the winner in each tourney receiving a Saga. The following rules for this contest, which is sponsored by the Tattler, were drawn by the physical education fginstructors and Tattler repre- BEARTAET- . ,QQ 1dg6Jm l Polish Knights, the intra-mural intra-club champs, were defeated only once, and that was a 15-14 upset by the N. R. A. quintet. The varsity golf sextet will have three veterans back from last year's squad. Those returning are Leon Phifer, Charles Stewart, and Casey Oblaza. Art Smith, track coach will probably send representatives to the third annual Ohio Wesleyan relays, which will be held next month at Delaware, Ohio. First place winners will be awarded gold medals. ' Charles Kennett's golf class held it's weekly meeting in the gymnasium last Wednesday. The first practical lesson covered the stance and gripping of a club. Members of the casting club have decided to meet weekly. The weight of the casting plug will be QS of an ounce. f IK I Homer Hanham's and Art Smith's gym classes have been playing hockey and guard pin for the past three weeks. As soon as warm weather ar- rives, the squads will go outside and vie on the diamond. t lr I Woodward varsity cagers won two trophies, one for winning the runners-up position in the city championship race, and the other sentatives: 1. Entrance will be allowed to the contestant only by presenta- tion of the entry coupon below. 2. Boys who have played on the varsity or reserve squads will not be eligible. Any girl may enter the contest. 3. Members of the Tattler staff and of the fourth hour newswrit- ing class are ineligible. , 4. Each contestant will shoot twenty fouls, either Monday or Tuesday, and the highest ten in each divison will enter the Hnals. 5. The finals will be held Wed- nesday at 2:45 P. M. 6. Finalists will shoot twenty foul shots and the total of forty throws will decide the winner. 7. Students who take a part in the contest must wear tennis or soft soled shoes. No one will be permitted on the gym floor with street shoes. Those shoot- ing with street shoes on will auto- matically forfeit their scores. 8. All you have to do is to fill out the coupon below with your name and when you finish shoot- ing, the gym teacher will sign his name to the entry slip. Leave the space marked No. of Fouls blank. 9. Students may shoot their fouls either Monday or Tuesday as designated in rule 4, give your gym instructor the coupon, and he or she will record your number of completed fouls. p Name ...... ............ ........ Gym Instructor ........ No. of fouls .............................. Fifty One Woodwardites Go To Findlay Tournament Efffigiid E tournament at Toledo University fm' Surviving ff01T1 the Sectional Lolggllglfntfgleffglgjfglvggiiiin 255352 Kornowa 1 1 a Mocorchy 4 2 10 field house. tournament' if W d d t d t i':'Z3'333is1d 5 1 1 15113352 1 1 2 Wwdwafd 56 Haskins 5 - '-'. toiifiiioi or ?3EiS31oyS1i.f1t5 Micbalak 2 0 'I HWS 0 1 1 44 Holland 18 Teacher Of Industrial Arts . p nom o 1 1 Corbett 1 3 5 ,, 2 Wh.t h 19 . day in order to see the Wood- 13 7 33 14 9 37 .. 1 S 3911 OP S51 Makes All Athletlc Posters ward-Central game in the North- W-'- ' Kt' to ni O. M. Thompson, western-Northeastern District Gi1'lS' Volleyball Games 22 Lim Og th 23 A, ' industrialarts Tournament. The Tattler sent Girls, volleyball games to be 22 CgIIj113a10515 insttrucioraaid Meyer LDHVIS, afistant sports 1 d t k ft h 1 : - 5 pos er ma -er i e- wri er, o cover e game, gray? ,neg vlefs aB0iI:iis0o are lysate luxe, continuing The bus which transported the I'fIn'Rn Er' HC ' I t ,Q 1 . 1 gy- his work of pre- basketball enthusiasts was a -. - - . VB- H ef HC e 26 Devnbiss 27 . . h f . h d b th Friendship vs. Polar Bears 30 Scott 29 V1OuS years, made lJW1I'1-COZC. llrnls e y e T1i?:gg2fSh'2 jg- Q,-'f1g?jg 12 Central 24 o. Thompson all the posters od- Commumtv Tractwn Company- Zets. vs: Friendship 17 Waite 15 vertising the athletic events of , , , Wed. Cardinals vs. gogiriears 34. Libbey 27 W0OdW?rdHjgh Schoolj-Iernade G11'lS Learn First Ald 2221221 Yi. Ftiehdghip 30 Scott 20 about eight lgiligdred POSQGISTILS' During the past week, Charles as rr N ... .25 o.QDi.Y11'rs i3 ms..f5:f.2i..g :fsr.22.21. of the Am-man Red oyas vs- 005 ers ern io is r1c cass m I - , - - - Soph3 vs. Seniors H125 tovgigament. cess Whlch Mr. Thompson per- Cross gave Hrst aid and artificial Friufh fi' fjlfgffgrcle Woodward 23 St. John 22 fected for his own use after ex- TQSDIYHUUU lnstfuctlons ln all Fgiies vs. Cubs Woodward 24 Whitmer 22 perimenting in that field. girls' gym classes. I THE WOODWARD TATTLER GLIMP SE REVEALS BRIGHT STUDENTS My Stars! Says Woodward At Sight Of Sparkling Junior Suns Hitch your wagon to a star has long been a favorite slogan and once again competent juniors have evidently accomplished this task. They have not all chosen the same star, for we have shin- ing ights in every field among our juniors. We will let your take a peep into the telescope and view the junior luminaries that shine in the celestial heavens of VVood- ward. Among the goalaxy of stars we see Sam Schall, leader of the junior class. After him come Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, Earl Sommers, James Hope, and Thelma Kehrer, who vie for honors in the scholastic field. Now we see pep and vitality personified in the two cheer lead- ers, Jimmy Sfaelos and Billy Ray. . Occupying our musical hall of fame we find Cecilia Rakowski, Richard Pease, Evelyn Bardsley, and Ralph Worshtil. Aiding us in winning athletic honors, we have Vincent Kelly, Ernie McFarland, Al Johnson, Ralph Parker, Lawrence Roberts, and Owen Boardman. T h o s e girls who have p r o v e n them- selves capable athletes are Leona Wielinski, Mary Ellen Du- Mounte, Sophia Marinski, and Betty Jane Slavin. In extra curricular activities we discover that the clubs hav- ing junior presidents are the International, with Helen Swayag Salesmanship, Betty Kaslly, Spanish club, Alfred Samborng and French club, Sam Schall. I Class Room Clippings l Thirty-five students from the French department attended a lecture and saw Whistler's fam- ous painting at the Art Museum, Monday after schopl. Students in Miss Louise Tippett's history IV classes are holding sessions on the British Commonwealth. Prime Ministers are elected and questions of each province are brought up and dis- cussed. Miss Grace Cronk's botany students, experimenting in cap- lilary attraction in plants, have been able to watch red ink course through the stem of corn and even' change the color from green to red. Clubs Hold Banquet Woodward Junior and Senior Friendship clubs will attend the annual banquet of all the friend- ship clubs of the city, next Wed- nesday, M a r c h 21, at the Y.W.C.A. The Woodward arrangements are being taken care of by Max- ine Dull and Dorothy Hall. . ' L ORCHESTRA WILL OFFER ANNUAL 1 1 CONCERT IN SCHOOL WEDNESDAY Miss Bessie Werum The Woodward High S c h o 0 l orchestra presents its annual con- cert under the direction of Miss Bessie Werum in the auditorium Wednesday, March 21, during sec- ond and third hours. A great variety of numbers will be offered including overtures, dances, and marches. Among those given will be: The Rakoczy March, Poupee Valsantef' On the Cam- pus, Semper Fidelis, The Beau- tiful Galateaf' Flying Ace, and Carmena. Three students who will give solos are- Raymond Rash on the piano, AudreyPfeiffer, the flute, and Jerry Petrucha, the trombone. There are forty-one members en- rolled in the orchestra at present of which thirty-three play the violin. Miss Bessie Werum, who also directs the other high school orches- tras, declares that Woodward is fortunate in having the largest. To This group will also play at the junior class presentation, 'iRebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, tonight in the auditoriumnat. 8:15, and at the concert Sunday afternoon at 3:00 in the Toledo Museum of Art. Professor Kallen Discusses Individualism At Sat. Forum 1Ed.Note-This is a resume of the lecture of the Saturday Night Open Forum as reported by Vivian Wells and Mary Louise Vance, Woodward repre- sentatives.J Profesor Horace M. Kallen, formrly of the Columbia Uni- versity and speaker at the Satur- day Night Open Forum, March 10, discussed 'tlndividualism at Bay, which means, in practical language, the attitude of one man toward another in the struggle for life. lt seems as though we may be growing away from individualism when we think of some of the new governments in Europe, declares Mr. Kallen. Hitler, Mussolini, and the leaders of Russia are striving for monarch- ism, which, I believe, degrades the minds of men. Even in' America, it was not until the writing of the Declar- ation of Independence that individuality was brought into practice. The forming of the constitution did not bring individualism nearly as much as the amendments which have been added. We don't want security in our lives, concluded the speaker. We want diversity. Necessity and insecurity are the mothers of inventionf, Sophomores Addressed By Speaker From Y.M.C.A. Key of Opportunity, and the Key of Learning, are the two most important keys in the jour- ney through life, said Doc Mil- ler of the Y.M.C.A. at a regular meeting of the sophomore class, which was held Thursday, March 8, during conference hour. Other entertainment was furnished by the b 0 y s' tumbling team, pre- ceding the talk of the speaker. Members of the Friendship and Hi-Y clubs w e r e guests at the meeting. Forum Lecturer Says That Capitalism Is Thing Of Past This is a resume of the Saturday Night .Open Forum as reported by Mae McKnight, Woodward student. Being good Americans, we thought that our economic crisis came from Europe, declared Gilbert Seldes, author and news- paperman, in his speech entitled, Years of the Locust, at the Saturday night Open Forum. According to Mr Seldes, the time will come when man will work but few hours a day, pos- sibly not more than two or three with everyone having a fixed in- come. Therefore until we get over the idea that not to work is immoral, stated Mr. Seldes , we will be confronted with millions of jobless people. While referring to the labor question, Mr. Seldes remarked that ex-president Hoover was a brilliant defender of the capital- ist system, now a thing of the past. He also quoted the former executive as abeliever of the old Boubon idea, Nlet nature take its own course, as a solution for the depression. Articles From Hawaii Are In Display Case For Week Articles that have been on dis- play in the display case this week have a peculiar history connected with them. Norma Jean Allen, a freshman and member of Miss A. Abair's sewing class, is responsi- ble for their appearance here. The Hawaiian grass skirt origi- nally belonged to the trousseau of a Hawaiian princess who died shortly before her marriage and everything but this garment was destroyed. The Tapa cloth tapestry, which is made from the wild mulberry tree and whose designs are hand made, came from the Samoa island. Norma Jean's brother, who is in the U. S. navy, procured this collection. I MINUTE INTERVIEWS L James Shemas---born in Peroia, Illinois---attended Douglas school there---directed k i n d e r g a r t e n orchestra---moved to Toledo---en- rolled in first grade at Lagrange school---g r a cl u a t e d in '31--as freshman and sophomore acted in French dramatic club, Les Molieristes---coached by Mi S s Adrienne Curtis---was treasurer of French club---capably por- trayed role of Marley's ghost in Christmas Carol ---also Calvin Proctor in Little Miss Fortune ---now directing junior class play, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm -H greatest ambition to be a stage actor---favorite pastime is sports--- particularly s w im m i n g and basketball--is interested in music ---plays violin in school orchestra --very fond of pork chops and spinach---has high scholastic rat- ing--always listens to Joe Pen- ner and Eddie Cantor. Zetalethean Committees For Socials Are Announced Committees have been an- nounced for the three events that will constitute the social program of the year for the Zeta- lethean literary society. Card party, an annual affair, is under the supervision of Jane Kranz, c h air m a ng Elizabeth Amos, 'Naomi Harrision, Dolores Haynes, Catherine Trepinski, Thelma Zingg, and Grace Van Ness. Arrangements for the dance, which will bein April, are being made by Virginia Schuster, chairman, Betty Kaslly, Helen Abood, Emily Braunschweiger, Mary Ellen DuMonte and Dor- othy Kaszubiak. Zet senior ban- quet will be planned by the following: Virginia Mann, chair- man, Marjorie Herzberg, Virginia Woodbury, Thelma Kehrer, Frances Dunn, and Nymphiadora Funke. Orchestra Plays Sunday The Woodward High School orchestra will present its an- nual concert at the Toledo Mu- seum of Art, Sunday at three o'clock. ' Program Beautiful Galatea ............ Suppe Poupee Valsante ....... E.Poldini Carmena.. ....... H. Lane Wilson Gym Teacgiers Eiigrtain ' Mothers' Club After Tea Following the last meeting of the Woodward Mothers' club, held Wednesday, March 14, members enjoyed tea in the school cafeteria, after which the girls' gym instructors, Miss Katherine McClure and Miss Stella Cornwell, showed the group through the girls' dress- ing rooms and shower rooms. At the club's next meeting, which will be held April 11, Philo Dunsmore, junior and senior dean, will speak on Extra Cur- iricular Activities. -sv--U - ' 'ff I OO WA TATTL R Constantly, Consistently Constructive Vol VI Toledo, Ohio, March 23, 1934 No, ig if rx ZETS AND ART KLAN WORKING TOGETHER The Court Of Magazines , Will Be Given On April 6 Zetalethean literary s o ci e t y will present in collaboration with the Art Klan The Court of Mag- azines, Friday, April 6, confer- ence hour in the auditorium. The art work that was necessary for the joint production presented a problem in color, design, and let- tering in which over thirty mem- bers of -the Art Klan participated. Exact replicas of magazine cov- ers, which will be used as cos- tumes, have been made. The fol- lowing students made the coversg New Republic, Eddie Mackiewiczg Nation, Max Minor, Harpers, Victor Huberg Readers Digest, Edward Betts, Time, Justin Her- ingg Current History, Norman Meiner, Colliers, Earl Kelly, Good Housekeeping, Paul Poho- reckig Saturday Evening Post, Marcel Olenderg Forum, Law- rence Robertsg Scribnezs, Kas- mer Klapg New Outlook, Chester Kosciolekg American Mercury, Daniel Yarossg Cosmopolitan, Pauline Wilson. Marjorie Herzberg made the design for the stage scenery on which Rita Loerke, Katherine Orth, Dorothy Kaszubiak, and Bertha Payak worked. Stage coloring was done by Sarah Chandler, Rita Loerke, and Mar- guerite Smith. Gretchen and Margaret Paulsen had charge of the construction of the magazine costumes. Stage managers are Fred Freeman, Louis Lupinski, and Raymond Rojek. ,General committee in charge of the' presentation is Ruth Ramlow, Alvina Piesiewicz, and Jane Staiger. Miss June Ander- son and Miss Edith Murphy are advisers of the Art Klan and Zetalethean literary society, respectively. Orchestra Takes Part In .Concert At Museum Of Art The Libbey, Waite, and Wood- ward high school orchestras pre- sented a varied program at Sun- day afternoon's free concert in the Toledo Museum of Art Per- istyle. Under the able direction of Miss Bessie Werum, each gave excellent account of itself in selections ranging from sym- phonic pieces to light opera. The Woodward orchestra had the honor of playing last on the program. Carmena by Wilson, Poupee Valsante by Poldini, and The Beautiful Galatea by Von Suppe were the pieces play- ed. An appreciative audience applauded the efforts of these high school orchestras. CAST IS NAMED FOR SENIOR CLASS PLAY- Berkeley Square Is To Be Given On Night Of April 13 If you plan to see only one play this year, go to 'Berkeley Square' If your budget provides two evenings in the theatre see it twice. That is what Heywood Broun said of the play which will be presented by the senior class and the senior members of The Little Theatre Guild Friday, April 13. Berkeley lpronounced Barkleyl Square is fantastic of plot, light and airy, and the sus- pense, the sense of mystery not to be taken quite seriously, nev- er fails. The story concerns a present day American who is thrust in- to the life of Eighteenth Century London. His knowlege of the future sometimes trips him up but he dazzles everyone with brilliant expressions of praise and wit taken from familiar modern sources. Despite his success he is not at home. These ghosts find something ter- rifying in him as he finds some- thing unreal in them and tin- ally he returns to the twentieth century carrying with him only the memory of a girl whom he loved. The cast of this romantic epi- sode is composed of names fa- miliar to Vlfoodward through other dramatic achievements. Pauline Wilson, Mollie Rubin, James Moll, Alvinia Piesiewicz, Carl Dority, Margaret Vlfilliams, Grace Spaulding, Jack Worshtil, Mary Louise Va n ce, Mildred Clukey, Frances Bell, Robert Kleinhans, and Bill Donavan are sure to present a finished perfor- mance of an exceedingly fascin- ating play. Senior Prom Will Be Held At Commodore Perry, May 12 Don McFerren, chairman of the senior prom committee, is announcing that this annual dance will be held Saturday eve- ning, May 12, in the Commodore Perry ballroom. James Huber and His Royal Venetians will provide music for this social event, one of the largest of the school year. Programs and 'tickets will be carried out in a unique color scheme of black and silver. In order to secure a large at- tendance of Woodward students, a campaign will be held in all American government classes. Tickets will be sold for 31.50 a couple. Other seniors arranging this affair are Ethel Dull, Florence Schindler, Vivian Wells, Alvin Sanger, Marion Kerwin, and Isadore Reichlin., GIRLS GIVE PLAY ON APRIL FOURTH Members Of Home Nursing Classes Will Show Aid For Accidents Taking the Picnic to the Shut- In is the title of the one act play which will be presented Wednesday, April 4, conference hour in the auditorium by the girls in the home nursing classes. ln giving- this presentation, this department hopes to acquaint the students with ways of treating broken ankles, nose- bleeds, and other accidents. Ways in which a patient may be made comfortable will also be demon- strated and explained in the form of a playlet. . Girls taking part are: Grace Spaulding, Alice Kreft, Jane Kranz, Ethel Dull, Catherine Tre- pinski, Dorothy Bollinger, Mary Louise Vance, Helen Binkowski, Eldonna Smith, Florence Schin- dler, Anita Hale, Elizabeth Amos, and Kathryn Roman. Miss Hazel Coy, instructor of this group, is directing this presentation. The Tattler stall' extends the deep sympathy of Woodward students and teachers to Hugh Montgomery upon the loss of his I brother. Notre Dame Professor Is Saturday Forum Speaker This is a resume of the lecture ofthe Saturday Night Open Forum as report- ed by Molly Meerkreb, Woodward repre- SCDLHLIVC. . If the constitution is not ade- quate to preserve life in 1934 under modern conditions, it must be changed, was the statement made by Professor Clarence Man- ion of Notre Dame University at his lecture on The Constitution and The New Deal. Professor Manion revealed that the function of the government of United. States is for individual liberty and individual happiness as opposed to the government of Communistic Russia which is the rule of a group. I do not think prevailing motif of experiment- ation in government is drifting into socialism, declared Profes- sor Manion. When we consider the constitutional propriety of the presidentis new measure, we should be looking towards the objects of the New Deal andnot at the means of getting there. Seniors Hear Dr. Carter Dr. Raymond Carter, director of the Junior College at Toledo University, addressed the senior class during their regular class meeting, Thursday, March 22, in the auditorium. The subject of his discussion was Your University. SENIOR HI-Y GROUP HAS SKATING PARTY The Rolling Glide Will Be At Memorial Hall Tonightg Only 300 Tickets R. K. Sueune Annual social event this year sponsored by the Senior Hi-Y will be The Rolling Glide, a skating party, to be held in the Memorial Hall this evening at 8:00 P. M. Raymond Sheline is adviser of this group. The committee in charge, headed by Edward Jankowski assisted by Melvin Zygula, Frank Siadak, and George Margy, has announced that only three hun- dred tickets will be sold in order that there will be no shortage of skates, nor over-crowding of the floor. Profits derived from this af- fair will go into the fund to send next year's Senior Hi-Y presi- dent and vice-president to Camp Nelson Dodd, state camp for Y. M.C.A. men. Guests of honor are Miss M. Deering, Miss C. McClure, Miss S. Cornwell, Miss B. Nelson, Mr. and Mrs. C. LaRue, H. Phipps, Mr. and Mrs. H. Hanham, Mr. and Mrs. A. Smith, Mr. and Mrs. P. Dunsmore, Mr. and Mrs. R. Sheline, and Mr. and Mrs. H. Montgomery. Board Of Health Member Will Speak On April Second Mrs. Cartwright, member of the Ohio State Board of Health, will speak on the subject of Sexual Hygiene in the Wood- ward auditorium Tuesday, April 2. The talks will be arranged so that every student in the school will have the opportunity of at- tending. Hi-Y clubs, under the auspices of the Y. M. C. A., are sponsor- ing these lectures. Aviation Society Elects At a regular meeting of the Aviation society, held Tuesday, March 20, the following officers were elected: Loyd Lane, presi- dentg Judson Gaylord, vice-pres- identg Gretchen Paulson, secre- tary, and Joseph Green, treasur- er. - Lawrence Nuber is the adviser of this organization. .,-. .Y -NT THE WOODWARD TATTLER - U 1 THE WUQDWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS iilllb bll3iS Pbl'hdedP tdE 'ShlW kb tl W' uPdSi1Z oflliroodsliairl Hxiiliyscliociil. piice 351516 By Mr' Iiallue In October, 11928, an Aviation society with pa- Semester, eos angie issue. . . . Tom Zwsler m the p1'eS1de11t'S p0S1t10n ' The HU1b1'910US and PYOEYGSSIVB was organized in Woodward from mem- .-.zfslxviifgrir . ' ' 435 ' '- 'Tv' 4 fa . M- -- Newsrnver L'il a::a-at -l t pf, , .. :C ':-ug 11 -1. Member .-x ,sfgqilx Q .,T:iQ-aj. TATTLER STAFF Edit0f-in-Chief ,,,,.,,.,,.,,,,.,,,......,,... Charles Klinksick Digpluy Editor ,,,,,A,,,..,,.,,.. .................... V irginia Mann Business Manager ,,..,..,. ......,.... A rthur Berkowitz - ., , .' jr. I . '4-..,, V.-V'. J tunes Hope CllLl.ll.ll.lOl'l llanageis. if Molly Meerkreb S Cora Belle Kehrer .Nleus Lditors ................... ....., 2 Anne Wegener , fAlvinia Piesiewicz 3P01 tfi Edltofs ----' ------'--- l Henry Nickpor l Robert Ridcnour Pressman ...,.. ......... E dward Jankowski Make-up ,,,,.,,,..,...,..,..,,.....,.,.....,..,,,, Chester Matuszak Spring Vacation NOTHER milestone in the i33-'34 school year has arrived, spring vacation is here to be spent in various Ways. The derivation of the English word vacation is interes- ting because it is from a Latin verb vacare meaning to be at leisure or to be idle. A hasty glance brands these two meanings as the same, but analization reveals an impor- tant difference. To have leisure is to have spare time, freedom from necessary tasks, to be idle is to do nothing. Everyone has the choice of either using his leisure advan- tageously or idly spending it in nothing- ness. With next week's vacation at hand, let school work be forgotten, yet we hope that each student iinds good use for his time, because The devil finds work for idle hands. . t - Effective Scenery HERE there's a will, there's a Way, thought the junior players when they began to prepare their class play and found that they lacked some of the necessary scenery. Consequently, with a few senior members of the Little Theatre Guild the students plied paint brushes to and fro until they had completed the required background for the acts of Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The resulting equip- ment combined with the lighting and other backstage effects produced a vivid, linger- ing picture ofthe junior class's accomplish- ment. It was another case in which pluck took the part of a steam roller against all obstacles. ' . t Gold Class Rings HE graduating class of '35, is being ra- ther shocked this year at the price of class rings. Hitherto, each junior group has ordered, as a matter of course, a solid ten carat gold ring. The cost of the style selected last year was a trifle less than six dollars, which is rather expensive in any language, but now the seniors who neglect- ed to place their orders at that time are informed that the identical article cannot be produced for less than ten dollars be- cause of the increased price of gold. As a result, the present juniors, if they do not want to go beyond the six 'dollars field, are forced to choose from several varieties of silver or inferior gold filled types plated with the ten carat metal. In View of these circumstances, it would,be hard, indeed, to predict what conditions the classes of '36 or '37 will meet. President of Tu ckey is determined to place his country in theforefront of progress. l-Ie has not asked for .L '- T huge sums of money for battleships, fortifications or other armament. He is concentrating on the educa- tion of his people. Some time ago he insisted that all his subjects learn to read or lose their citizenship. He has now turned his at- tention to the Ancient University of his Country. A sum equivalent to one and one half millions of dollars has been appropriated to hire new teachers, buy new equipment and make this school the very best possible. This amount of money does not seem very great to' us, but in Turkey it is stupendous. Turkey is suffering as is all nations from the depression. This huge sum of money cou'd have been spent in relief work, but the ruler believes that the youth of Turkey should have a chance to prepare for a brighter future and uiiake his place with other enlightened peo- p es. Some of our own legislators should read this story of ,Mustapha Kema-Pasha Ghazi and blush for shame. l err fN 951 .E V SAD SENIOR STORY Tegi sophisticated seniors sitting all so ne, One took up physics and then there were nine. Nine little seniors looking so sedate, Frank Justin played hooky and then there were eight. Eight more seniors counting to eleven, Bevan saw Giff Meacham and then there were seven. Seven of these seniors looking much like hicks, Blanche Blackman fell in love and then there were six. Six silly seniors happy they're alive, Miss Coy nabbed Lois Waters ,and then there were iive. ' Five goofy seniors sitting on the floor, Miss McClure saw Jean Clifton and then there were four. Four playful seniors, now they're up a tree, Stanley Walczak fell out and then there were three. Three smiling seniors, say they're in a stew, 'Cause Bob Kleinhans lost his girl and doesn't know what to do. Two grinning seniors looking for some fun, A Mr. Sheline found out and then there was one. One measly senior sitting all alone, Miss Wetternian corralled him and then there was none. There goes George Crawford again, and there goes G. E. wishing that he'd give her a break--- Estelle Taylor is wondering how it is that her girl friend, Ramona Wise gets along so well with the opposite sex--- well she's awild gal isn't she---'nuff sed--Fern Strig- gow and Bertha J aksey are two of those girls who get along with their girl friends while they get along with their boy friend s-- Pola Bear has just caught the measles and won't be ruining anyone's reputation now for a long 4. time---send dandelions via the T. A. H bers of an aviation class that was taught the iirst semester by William Rohr and by Lawrence N uber the second semester. Tom Ziegler, the president, because of his inter- est in flying earned the name of Tailspin Tommy. He is now a graduate of Parks air college in St. Louis. Wiener roasts and swimming parties are some of the social activities which this club has enjoyed. This year the members sponsored an Air Circus on March 5. The club has twenty-seven members who boast that theirs is the only club in the school which has twin officers, Margaret Paulsen, president, and Gretchen Paulsen, secretary- treasurer. Lloyd Lane is the vice-president, and Lawrence Nuber, the adviser. Book briefs Browsing among the books in our school library has a peculiar fascination. In a swift transition, you lind yourself turning from adventure to history and from there to the insane madness of a modern author. Our library can claim a cure-all for every ill. Suppose you're beginning to feel the first pangs of spring fever. Walk or run up to the library and start reading Glor- ious Adventuren by Richard Halliburton. No one can withstand the appeal of this modern Ulysses who, while traveling through the Mediterranean, met more than one siren Knot police whistlel and burst into his hotel one day shouting, Shiviliza- tion ish shaved. Why civilization was saved is a question which will be interest- ing to ferret out when you get the book. Perhaps you have before grade cards blues' Try a dose of Very Good J eeves by P. G. Wodelioiise whose inimitable char- acterization will keep you hysterical with laughter and make you forget that A B C's exist. Like all Wodehouse's books, this one has no need of a plot. The slightly in- sane actions of the hero of the book supply nearly the whole story. Then if you think ancient history is get- ting boring, make up your mind to read, Twelve Royal Ladiesi' by Sidney Dark. When you have read it, you'll be haunting your teacher for not telling you how inter- esting the people of old Were. Although the book takes up more than one unusual per- son, the story of Catherine de Medici, whose family had the habit of poisoning their en- emies, is worth reading all by itself. Other cures will be suggestedlater, and in the meantime you can be rushing the library for the books already given. Flashes From Friends An interesting article is found in the Christian Science paper titled The High School Reporter . It gives many facts about what, how, and where journalism may help anyone. ' Quoted: The high school journalism course supplies one ofthe strongest motives possible for development of the ability to Write accurately and interestingly. ---C hris- tian Science Monitor, Boston, Mass. , an as 1 Once in aPalace was portrayed by the ju n i o r high at Winfield high.---Winfield Oracle, Winfield, Kansas. This fairy tale was presented here by the Sophomore Dramatic club. THE WOODWARD TATTLER GOLF CANDIDATES TO START SEASON Phipps-Coached Lads Meet Central April 25, Three Veterans Returns i..1-- Golf, which has been gain- ing popularity r a p i d ly at W o o d w a r d, will be repres- ented by a ,stro n g links -. team this year, which will be coached by Howard Phipps as- sisted by Charles Kennet, golf pro. Strong winds, snow, and wet Weather have hampered the prac- tice of the golf team candidates. Coach Phipps will have three veterans from last year's sextet, including the school champion, Leon Phifer. The Bears are sure to make a strong bid for the scholastic championship as grad- uation has hit the other high school teams. With Leon Phifer, Charles Ste- wart, and Casey Obloza in the first three positions, the coaches will have to chose three more players from the following try- outs: Al Krolikowski,John Struk, Ed Stager, Henry Nichpor, Ed Duszynski, and Leo Jablonski. The members on the team will also compete for the annual school championship, which will be held after the inter-school matches, the winner having his name engraved on the golf cup. 1. ii i' 'J 1 ff' , ' A MF lvlijflhighsw Coming Volleyball Games Girls will resume their volley- ball tournament following spring vacation with the following games. Mon. Friendship vs N. R. A. Royals vs. Polar Bears Zets vs. Mickey Mouse Tues. Cardinals vs Boosters Soph.I vs. Freshmen Fresh. IV -vs. Juniors Wed. PolarBears vs. N .R.A. Juniors vs. Seniors French ' vs. Zets Thurs. French vs. . N.R.A. Royals vs. Inter O Fresh. IV vs. Soph. III Fri. French vs. N.R.A. Royals vs. Inter O Fresh. IV vs. S0ph.III . G. A. L. Plans Potluck Girls, Athletic League mem- bers are to hold a potluck X Mixer, April 10, in the girls' gym, after school. C o mm it t e e heads include Sylvena Truno, food, Alice Kreft, publicity, Leona Wielinski, clean- up. Miss Elizabeth Keller will take care of games. Foods for the potluck will ad- mit any member of the club. Wrestlers Practice Woodward High School boys who are planning to participate in the wrestling tournament to be held here in the near future are working out daily third hour in the boys, gym under the super- vision of Carl Corthell. .'.,..A. 'A 4 . vi BEAR l AEl'? 2 . E .IQ ssseselaa-fZlg1'Qf i It is still doubtful whether Woodward will be represented by a baseball team in the scho- lastic inter-city league this year. Waite, Libbey, Scott, DeVilbiss, and Central have reported that large squads will start practice as soon as the snow disappears. If 'Woodward happens to add baseball to its program, a large group of candidates will be out to show their stuff, since the school is located in baseball playing district. Quite a few former Cub, Cardinal and Giant players, from the Blade leagues, attend Wopdward. Dayton Roosevelt, the quintet which defeated Central, Toledo's representative at Columbus, in the first round of play, went on to win the state championship. Irwin Pawlicki, former Wood- ward baseball player and fed- eration star, left with the Mud Hens to Orange, Texas, the spring training grounds of the Toledo nine. Quite a few Woodward stu- dents are members on champion- ship, class A , federation teams. Ben Malaska, Wayiie Lamont, Charles Bishop, and Leo Przyzbl- ski are the nucleus of the Irish five, winners of the American association. Former- students make up the Ciralsky quintet and Eddie Collins five. Art Smith and Homer Hanham are working on a new way to distribute gym lockers. There have been more than 50 lockers broken and the lock and contents stolen, thus keeping from fifty to a hundred boys from taking sym- Boys Learn .Tumbling Members of Homer Hanham's and Art Smith's gym classes are being taught skills of tumbling. Forward roll, backward roll, head stand, hand stand, and how to build and break a pyramid are being taught and demonstrated by the instructors. Judge Gosline Is Speaker At Assembly of Students Men and women who say, 'I can.' are the ones who succeed in the revolution of life, said Judge Robert Gosline when he spoke at an assembly meeting which was sponsored by the Stu- dent Council Monday, March 19, during conference hour in the auditorium. Speaking of the nec- essity of g o o d citizens in the world, the Judge stated further that the Student Council is the youth of our country and citizen- ship. G e o r g eMargy, president of this organization, introduced the speaker. WOODWARD TEAMS PLACE IN TGURNEY Junior Boy Bowls To Second Position Saturday Morning Thirty-nine five-men teams from five high schools, including Central, Jones Jr., VVaite, Libbey and Woodvvard bowled at the Auditoruim Alleys last Saturday morning. Although many of the boys were novices at the game, a few high scores were turned in: Mel Czarnecki, Toledo headpin champ and Central gridder, knocked 223 pins over the alleys for the high spot. Bill Kubicz, Woodward junior, sent 188 hard woods a flying for second place. Teams from Central, Libbey, and Woodward turned in big team scores. Central NS quintet turned in a 737 were for irst place. Vlkicdward teams will bowl March 31st and some of the quin- tets April 7 in the finals. Ribbons and medals, of intrinsic value, instead of money will be awarded to the teams and individual bowlers getting high places, in order not to hurt the amateurs standings. Q. And D. Chooses Pins Fifteen members of the Quill and Dagger society will purchase silver pins with silver guards engraved as their distinctions. Robert LeFevere and Gordon Hopkins have been placed in charge of procuring them. Council Arranges Dance Student Strut, dance spon- sored by the student council group will take place Friday eve- ning, April 6. Ivan Grodi's 01'- chestra has been secured to play. Jean Mathie heads the group as general chairman. Other com- mittee heads are: Florence Schindler, decorations, Ray De- lano, tickets, Dorothy Kaszubiak, program, Betty Jane Kaslly, publicity, and Nymphiadora Funke, entertainment. Students Fail To Subscribe To Saga, Snapshots Needed Saga Tattler sales have in- creased, but not rapidly enough to enable the staff to reach its quota of 500, so it has been agreed to extend the 'campaign inden- nitely. Pupils are urged to hurry and subscribe as the campaign will be closed when the quota is reached. Only 300 have subscribed to date. Language Students Write Compositions For Contest Los Juegos Floralesn has been chosen as the title of the presen- tation of the language groups to be given Monday, April 9, in the auditorium. The setting will be in a sixteenth century Spanish court. Readings of compositions and poetry will be given in Latin, Spanish, German, and French, as well as in English. BEAR TRACKSTERS IN T. U. FIELD MEET Art Smith Will Enter Six Men From 'Woodward On Saturday - , gf. . wif rf. A 4. gas, . if T - '. , ig 'H f- 'Y is f -J zgp-if gigs Y Y : ,gg .. v Art Smith Vlfoodward tracksters will com- pete with athletes from Toledo's five public high schools and with class A teams from other parts of the state in the field and track meet sponsored bythe University of Toledo in the held house to- morrow. Art Smith, director of lNood- ward's thin clade, has announced the probable entries will be Jim Boyd, in the 60 yard dash, Ed Holmes and Louis Lupinski on the shot-put, Ralph Parker and Ed Rober in the 65 yard low hurdles, Ed Brand will be enter- ed in either the mile run or the S80 yard run, while Ralph Par- ker will represent the Bears in the 440 yard run and Ed Rober, in the 65 yard high hurdles. Ribbons will be awarded to boys placing in their respective events. Grade School Students Vie In Annual Foul Shoot Meet Last Saturday grade scliools from the Vlfoodward district competed in the foul-shooting contest held here in the boys gym. LaGrange, with seven places out often led the group while Webster' placed two and Spring placed 'one. Each con- testant was allowed forty throws, and the ten highest scores placed. Howard Sahadi ot' La- Grange, led the shooting by making 30 of 40- tries. Others who placed are: Russell Erdman, Woodward, 25, George Skaff and Ted Szelgowski of LaGrange and Webster respectively, 24, Al Davis and Stan Krzyzanowski of LaGrange and 'Webster respectively, 23, Robert Stack, LaGrange, 22, David Dewood, LaGrange, 21, Harry Sherion, 20, and Paul Michael, LaGrange, LaGrange, 18. ' Zetaletheans Are Planning Annual Card Party April 14 The annual card party given by the Zetalethean literary soc- iety will be held the evening of April 14, at Riverside shelter house. Jane Kranz, who is general chairman of this social function, is to be assisted by Elizabeth Amos, Naomi Harrison, Dolores Haynes, Catherine Trepinski, Thelma Zingg, and Grace Van Ness. Door and table prizes will be given. THEQWOODWARD TATTLER ACHIEVEMENT CUP PRACTICE CHANGED Seniors May Aid Faculty In Naming Cup Winner This Year Tattler Achievement cup will be awarded Monday, June 4, dur- ing Recognition Day services to a senior boy or girl for distin- guished service. Every senior is eligible except those seniors who are on the Tattler staff. Every teacher and senior has the privilege of naming t h r e e students whom they consider worthy of receiving the trophy. The committee of faculty mem- bers headed by Principal Charles C. LaRue will consider these sug- gestions in making the final se- lection. The blank printed below may be used by the seniors in submit- ting their choices, but all faculty members will be visited individ- ually for the three names. After the blank has been properly till- ed out, drop it in the Tattler box in front of room 122. First Choice ....,.................................. Second Choice ....... ...... Third Choice ................... ...... Your Name. .....,..,....,.................. ....... Friendship, Hi-Y Clubs will Go To Good Friday Services The combined Friendship and Hi-Y clubs of the city will attend a Good Friday Service given by the Young People's Federation, March 30, from 12 o'clock to 2:30 P.M. in the Paramount theater. Reverend Donald Tippett of Columbus will read the service after which a play is to be pre- sented by the Graham School of Expression. Theodore Meier of the Uni- versity of Toledo will preside as chairman, and Hi-Y boys will usher. Olin Boroughf and Dorothy Hall are the representatives from Woodward on the committee arranging details. Play Contest Opens In connection with the senior class play, Berkeley Square, the senior class will offer two prizes: first prize, two tickets to the play, second, one ticket to the productiong to the persons who can make the most words out of Berkeley Square. Words cannot be names or proper nouns. Contest closes Mon- day, April 9, when all entry lists must be handed in to Philo Dunsmore in room 223. Miss Emile Strachan, Wood- ward English teacher, was recently elected president of the Evening Missionary Society of the Collingwood Presbyterian Church. i MINUTE INTERVIEWS 1 Miss Hazel Coy Congenial smile ........ looks best in white uniform ,,...,.. Miss Hazel Coy, school nurse ..,..... graduated from Old Central high .... attended Toledo, Michigan, and Ohio State Universities ..., hospital training in County and Flower . ........... pet hobbies, traveling, camping out, Olympic games .... enjoyed glamor of Hollywood? .......,.., saw Strange Interlude at Hollywood theater ........thrilled at movie stars' homes ........ met Will Rogers and Clark Gable ........ assisted at oper- ation in a small town ........ steri- lized everything herself. Works in her flowergarden ...... loves flowers everywhere .....,. . reads books with historical back- ground ........ approves .... .arrange- ment of department at Wood- ward ....... not particular about food ........ brown leading color ........ hopes to attend conference of nurses in London ........ nurses from everywhere represented. Biology Classes Interest Selves In Black Stem Rust Biology students have become interested in the National Rust Busters' club, a society formed for the prevention of black stem rust, a disease of wheat, barley, oats, and rye, for which common barberry is the intermediate host. Joe M e y e r s, pupil of Miss Grace Cronk's sixth hour biology class, received a medal for report- ing property in Toledo on which the common barberry is growing. A certificate signed by George White, governor of Ohio, was al- so awarded to Joe. TEACHERS PLANNING VARIOUS VACATIONS Days Of Rest Will Find Many Seeking Pleasant Dreams With our first glance into the crystal ball of the future we see through the haze, shadows of coming events. Aha, as the mist clears, there is Raymond Sheline standing in a church--it's a wed- ding---yes, to be sure he is at- tending his father's wedding at Edon, Ohio. Hasten, look again, and see a row of beds. A hospital? No, nothing so drastic, but in the beds we find Miss Angela Abair, Miss Louise Tippett, Miss Betty Nelson, yes and E. R. Rike who h a v e decided to get plenty of r e s t. Quickly the evershifting vapors lift again-- low and behold we see speeding cars whose occu- pants are Miss Mable Rutan and Miss Mary Cady on their way to Detroit. As next two Hgures come closer, we recognize the features of Floyd Lords and Charles Stan- eart soliciting for some cause yes it is, for the Davis Business College. Speaking of colleges we observe a huge dormitory at Dennison University and enter- ing its portals is a familiar figure that of Miss Catherine McClure who is visiting her sister. In the spring, New York, with its Easter parade, beckons, and Miss Emily Strachan is one of the many people in that parade. Quickly we are transported to a place very distant from the rush- ing roaring streets of New York. It is Grand Rapids, Michigan, with Miss Stella Cornwell once more traversing the familiar streets of her home town. As the mystical curtain drops, we leave the survey of the coming spring vacation to await the fulfilling of our prophecies. German, Spanish Students Will See Famous Paintings On Tuesday, March 27, at 2:00 P.M, the German and Spanish classes will visit the Toledo Art Museum for a showing of paint- ings of the world. These paint- ings visit only three cities a year and Toledo has been chosen as one. Talks will be given about these pictures by a guide. l .lUNl0lt PERFORMANCE PLEASES AUDIENCE 1 What does this princess say? asked Adam Ladd. And as an expectant hush fell on the enthralled audience, Rebecca Rowena Randall of Sunnybrook farm answered, This princess says, 'Wait just a little longer' . Thus ended the junior class play which we may truthfully say was a great success this year. The beautiful story by Kate Douglas Wiggins was made to live and breath in such a manner that the audience was carried away by the acting of the group. Much credit must be given to those be- hind the scenesg when the thunder rolled and the lighting flashed, people shuddered and felt sorry for those in the deluge. When Aunt Miranda finally gave up to- her fate, the pathos was readily seen by the spectators who shamelessly wiped theireyes. It is undoubtedly the true actor who is able to draw the audience into a story and carry it along -on an emotional wave. Members of the The Little Theatre Guild and the junior class, we salute you on your recent success. Sincere congratulations are offered to the competent adviser of the group, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, for her untiring efforts which brought such splendid results. MEASLE MENACE MARKS OUT MANY Malady Meets And Masters Many Of Woodward p Masses A speckled imp is merrily scampering about the halls of Woodward playing his mad game of tag. He pounces upon seniors as well as freshmen, leav- ing them with an odd, speckled appearance. That eliish chuckle of laughter you heard the other day was the result of his catch- ing H. Van Gorder in an un- guarded moment. I-list! there he goes. I wonder who it is this time? Aha! Nymphiadora Funke excitedly rushes in, screeching, --- Kids, I've got the measles! Mr. Rike, the self-appointed measle inspector, daily examines the Messrs. Meek and Grodi, and, to his secret disappoint- ment, has discovered no spots as yet. This is the way harrassed Miss Coy competently diagnoses this measly mixup to bewildered students who are d o u b tf u 1 whether they have the proper symptoms---- If you have specks behind your ear, Which finally on your neck appear, You've got the measles! Blade Radio Editor Outlines Reporter At Press Meeting Diligence, accuracy, and en- thusiasm for work are the most important requirements neces- sary to become a newspaper re- porter, stated Ralph Phelps the radio editor of the Toledo Blade at the last regular meeting of the Toledo High Schools Press Association held at Libbey high school. Helen Swaya, Virginia Schus- ter, and Virginia Mann, members of the Tattler staff, represented Woodward last Wednesday. Deadline Flashes Members of the cast of Berkeley Square will hold several afternoon and evening rehearsals of the senior play during Easter Vacation. Angela Wilusz, sophomore, won the annual Tattler foul- shooting contest, getting 32 shots out of 60. . Philo C. Dunsmore, extra cur- ricular activities head, an- nounces that Friday, May 18, will be the last day for activities outside of school, and Friday, May 25, will be the final day for club and class affairs held in school. - ' . A debate on County Home Rule was conducted last Thurs- day, by Miss Bardo's class in advanced composition. Judges were Raymond Lowry, Miss A. Curtis, James Pollock, and Miss M. Doering. 4 -ug-J ' - OOD RD T TTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructive ' Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, April 6, 1934 No. 23 UNIQUE LANGUAGE PROGRAM PLANNED Students Of Various Tongues Will Be Participants On Monday Mr. Lowry With a background suggestive of a sixteenth century Spanish court, the studen ts of Woodward will present Los Juegos Flo: rales fFloral Gamesl Monday, April 9, conference hour in the auditorium. Los Juegos Florales originat- ed in the fourteenth century as a means of stimulating a desire for acquiring culture and talent in one of fine arts. It was Clemencia Isaure in the sixteenth century, presiding over the Corte De Amor, chosen queen of beauty, who called together the chival- rous poets of the day, gave them her own beautiful Ode to Spring and rewarded their con- tributive effort with a lovely red rose. Centuries have passed since then, and far away are we from sunny Spain, however, neither time nor distance will ever de- preciate cultural and intellectual Work. Hence, this floral festival at Woodward in which Marge Devlin, ruling as queen, will assemble the language students into her court for the purpose of hearing them recite the products of their creative efforts. Ethel Dull, Muriel Sizemore, Joan Elmer, Nymphiadora Funke, Helen E n d e m o n, and Alice Farris will represent at- tendants. Bernard Greenbaum will portray the role of a page. Spanish music will be furnished by the Amo Trio, the Misses Bro- decki. Howard Phipps, Miss A. Wetterman, .Miss A. Curtis, and Raymon d Lowry will act as j u d g e s of the literary achieve- ments in their respective depart- ments. Ru th Ramlow, Alfred Samborn, Sam Schall, An n e Wegener, and Cora Belle Kehrer are the students in ch a r ge of this program. Members of the faculty, all language students and pupils interested are cordially invited to attend. The Glee club, under the super- vision of Clarence Ball, is work- ing on the operatic music from fTannhauser for the May Festi- val. zE'rs oFFER PLAY ABOUT MAGAZINES Literary Society Ofiicers Write Summary Of Year's Work The Court of Magazines, an original literary play, was pre- sented today conference hour in the auditorium under the aus- pices of the Zetalethean literary society and the Art Klan. The production, which was a brief summary of the work the litera- ry club covered last year, was written by Ruth Ramlow and Alvina Piesiewicz, president and vice-president of the Epsilon chapter. Various types of American, contemporary magazines endea- vored to gain admittance into the court. The contents of each mag- azine were discussed and a de- cisionwasdecided by three judges who were Naomi Harrison, Jane Staiger, and Anita Eurenius. Many Have Parts, The following Zets took part: STUDENT COUNCIL SPONSORS DANCE Girls' Gym Will Be Scene Of Student Strut ' Tonight Student Strut, sponsored by Woodward Student Council, will be held Friday, April 6, in the Woodward ballroom from 8:30 to 11:30 to the music of Ivan Grodi's orchestra. Chaperons include Principal La Rue, student council advisers, and faculty members. C om mittees planning the dance are: decorations, Florence 'Schindler, who is chairman,Mary Jane McDonald, and June Brac- kettg programs, Helen Abood, chairman, assisted by Alvinia Smorowski, an d Gladys Will- iamsg posters, Dorothy Kaszub- iak, chairman, tickets, Ray De- Lano, chairman, with George Margy, and Harry Childers, pub- licity, Betty Kaslly, chairman, and Helen Abood, entertainment, Nymphiadora F u n k, chairman, and Juliette Sear. Jean Mathie is general chairman of the Alma Lou Skinner, Alice Henzler, affaif- , Louise Miller, Alice Gregorek, ,EUCH RKDSOIHG D3-1101118 School Continued on page 4 I will present a iioor show. ENTIRE SCHO0L AR0l'SEll BY SENIOR PLAY Such a hustle and a bustle, such , a buying and a dying! Attics and and neighbors' houses are being ransacked by enthusiastic seniors searching for Queen Anne furn- iture to provide the proper atmos- phere in Berkeley Square, the . senior class play which will be pre- sented Friday, April 13. Bolts of charmingly colored cloth disappear from room 318 and in a few days reappear on hangers, shimmering authentic copies of 18th century English creations. The play committee under the i supervision of Carl Dority is mak- I ing an extensive publicity cam- paign. Tickets are in the hands of senior class members and The Lit- tle Theater Guild. Posters have ap- peared in the classrooms of the. high schools of the city. Stickers can be seen in the windows of many autos, and everyone from the stateliest senior to the freshest freshman is unpacking his diction- ary preparatory to entering the . word contest. Other members of the play committee are Grace Spaulding, Robert Kleinhans, Alvinia Piesiewicz, Philip More, Virginia Zitz, and Frank Siadak. . Gus Brickman is working out a border of spots and iioodlights especially for the senior production. Louis Barrie has turned car- penter and is making practical doors and windows. During their spare time, Alice Gertz and Mildred Cluckey are dying cloth to make harmonizing window drapes. Marcel Olender, who designed the Berkeley Square poster on yourbulletin board is making a pastel portrait of Peter Standish, which hangs on the wall in the 'Berkeley Square home. ' Leone Bennett and Margaret Keefer have been added to the cast of this striking fantasy, the scenes of which alternate between the present and 18th century, and carry a story of charm and dis- James Moll -tinction. ' PROM COMMITTEE ARRANGES CONTEST Maker Of Best Poster Will Receive Two Free Tickets A couple ticket will be awarded the student submitting the best ordinary size poster printed in black and white advertizing the annual Senior Prom. The poster must contain the following facts about the dance: this annual affair will be held Saturday evening, May 12, in the Commodore Perry Ballroom. James Huber and his Royal ,Ve- netians will play for dancing from 9 to 12. Couple tickets are 81.50. . If any additional information is needed, see any member ofthe Senior Prom committee com- posed of Vivian Wells, Ethel Dull, Florence Schindler, Marion Ker- win, Isadore Reichlin, Alvin Sanger, and Don McFerren, chairman. - The contest, sponsored by the Senior Prom committee and open to all Woodward students, will be held from April 9 to 19, when all entries must be in to Philo Dunsmore's room by 2:30. Every poster entered will be displayed in various Toledo high schools to advertise the dance. Miss Amie Miller, Miss June Anderson, Mrs. Hazel Mcllflana- mon, Philo Dunsmore, and Don Mclierren will select the win ning poster. Students Of Biology Attend Lecture On Jungle Life DeVilbiss high school biology classes invited all other high school biology classes- to hear Mrs. George Stull of South America who lectured on Jun- gle Life in the DeVilbiss high school auditorium. One student from each biology class heard this lecture. W o o d w a r d representatives Were: Joseph Meyer, William Rohr, William Tyrell, Quentin Kelly, B ob Mattlin, William VVheaton, Roger Schultz, George Crawford, Agnes Nasta, a n d Marietta May. - Wednesday Will Be Library Association's Candy Day Woodward Library asso- ciation will hold a Candy Day Wedesday, April 11. Candy will be sold conference hour and after school in front of the library.- The committee in charge is Virginia Zitz, chairman, Mae McKnight, Florence Schindler, Gladys Williams, and Harvella Bently. Profits will be used to buy new books for the library THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. ,--fffifxs. ..stiltfE20tJfr- 'hcwspauer t Z'iiETf,-filf2lTsT1x J Member TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief .............,....,........... Charles Klinksick Business Malmgey ,,.,,,,,,, 4,,v,,,,,, ,,,, A 1 -thur Berkowitz ., , - , , . 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Hugh Montgomery A Growing Mothers' Club OR TWO thousand students in Wood- ward, there should be at least one thou- sand iive hundred mothers, but where are they on the Wednesday afternoons when the Mothers' club meets? We might make allowances for a number who are unable to break away from obligations and hand- icaps at home, for those who have other engagements at the same hour, and for a large group which is, perhaps, ignorant of the existence of the Mothers' club, but cer- tainly these exceptions do not total four- teen hundred and fifty persons. There may be several reasons for having only fifty parents in attendance. Among them is the fact that each student does not take home the message of the coming club meetings. An announcement of each sche- duled program is published in the Tattler, but only a small percentage of the student body has subscribed, and of this number not all take the paper home to be read. Another excuse may be a lack of interest and activity in the club, but recently the organization gave a well attended card party and, as a result, provided the third iioor of the school with a piano, for which we express Woodwardis appreciation. At the next meeting, Philo Dunsmore, the junior and senior boys' dean, will speak. The school auditorium is the place, so there will be plenty of room for as many of the fourteen hundred and fifty mothers as can come. . Banding Together THOUGH room 305 doesn't house a kindergarten, many kids should go there and play. Guy Sutphen says that he will even teach them how to play if only the students will give the band a hand--- several hands, to play all kinds of instru- ments. Ordinarily the band is on a sound basis, but now one notes that graduation threatens to take the wind out of the band's sailing. At present the staff of players is nothing to blow about. If some of our students would become instrumen- tal and make up a real tootin' band! FF' Ah! Beaudiful sprig has cub. The fragrad flower olors which assail our dostrils are wafted to us od de wigs ob de balby air. Charles Riker does a little gazelle-leaping as he takes Spring In the Air literally. Note the dreamy expression in the Eyres of Minor, 'Tis spring fever. What could be more appropriate now than the story of The Spring Tragedy. So get out your kerchoo-chiefs and prepare to weep buckets and buckets of bitter tears. Ah---the story unfolds. The wind is blowing a Gale CWeanerl. As tl-lowardl Wenz his way home through the Wood fMargaretJ he Hopes fBettyJ to find on a Hill tCharlesD some Sweet William fHaroldD but Shortt by fDorisJ a gust of wind blows him into a nearby Kenyon QCharlottel and La Belle CDorothyJ tolls his dirge. So let us sig a song of sprig Of birds and bees and everythig, When we forget and begin to jig For sprig is here sweet sprig Hot Dog! Here are a few jokes and if you'll promise not to laugh too hard we'll let you read them. First Squirrel: What's this we heard about Jimmy Skunk's rolling in money. Second ditto: Don't believe a word of it, the whole town knows that he hasn't got a scent. 1 'I - WI-lO'S WHO Peppy, brilliant, and popular, are three ad- jectives which most ably describe this week's occupant ofthe column of who's who. This prominent senior girl has dark brown curly hair, hazel eyes and a fair complexion. A few freckles are sprinkled here and there over her regular featured face adding to its attractive- ness. In her manner of dress, she avoids the gaudy, wearing skirt and blouse effects more than any othersg and low-heeled oxfords find preference with her. Her extra curricular ac- tivities include the Little Theare Guild and the Art Klan where she holds a major office. She has no special interest concerning the opposite sex and loses no sleep over it. The senior class play Berkely Square, in which she has a leading role, keeps her b u sy most of the time at present. A winning smile that reminds one of sunshine may aid you in solving this puzzle. Look for the solution in next week's Tattlera . ' Hither and Yon Now that spring is here many an enam- oured young man begins his perennial love making with verses --James Richardson is writing a beautiful poem and is looking for a word to rhyme with love ---Alex Kostopolus is having dreams too--dreaming of the time when he'll be a rich proprietor of many res- 'taurants in the United Snips ---Another name for Stephen Korecki is the worry-wart---fig ure it out for yourself---Ruth Kaminsky, Ethel Zraik, Charles Woliinger, and Vincent Kelly are four reasons why teachers get gray pre- maturely--Even though Saint Patrick's day is long past, Meyer Novick still insists upon singing lt's the Irish In Me ---Ever Notice George Grover's legs---they won first prize as the most beautiful ones at a recent surprise party given by Aileen Vizneau--It's about time that Mary Pettee woke up to the fact that Ed Toczynski is one of those boys who can't speak for himself-- remember John Alden-- Little Eddie O'Callaghan fjuniorl seems to have cultivated a taste for freshman girls--- and Hazel Whitacre ffreshmanl doesn't exactly dislike junior boys--- catch on?--- Well I'm all out of ideas for gossip--- so long till next week. . Flashes From Friends Sophomore class at Bartlesville high has recently given a party in the form of a county fair. Booths were arranged in the gymg one contained a fortune teller. As each person entered the gym, he was given a dollar in scrip to spend at the frolic. The Nautilus, Bartlesville, Oklahoma An interesting feature in the Oliver News is headed as The Inquisitive Reporter In- quires and printed in a box style including the question, What is your weakness, am- bition, and future. ---The Oliver News, Pitts- burgh, Pa. A searching camera caught many Withrow students in unusual poses, at all angles. They plan to use many of these in the year book.--- Tower News, Cincinnati, Ohio. Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. ---Henry Ford.-- The Laurel, San Marcos, Texas. Honor Society of Hamilton high is giv- ing a Backwards Party. This is a form of initiation and the victims will be forced to do everything backwards.---Weekly Re view, Hamilton, Ohio. The Several ages of woman are: The infant The little girl The young woman ditto ditto A ditto --Guard and Tackle, Stockton, California. ls That S0 It would take all the people in the world, counting as fast as possible, twelve hours a day for four years to count the number or electrons that pass through an ordinary light bulb in one second. The diameter of an electron is estimated to be one foot divided by 100,000,000 million. It is possible to obtain an oil film one half of one ten millionth of an inch thick. The optical glass used in microscopes, spectacles, and telescopes contains seventy- five per cent lead. All you have to do is knock three elec- trons from each atom of lead and it will be gold. r Club Chats A Great blue W's against snowy white sweaters indicate the bearers of the let- ters are members of the Girls' W club. This organization was started last spring under the supervision of Miss C. McClure and Miss S. Cornwell, the present advisers. Alberta Teall headed the club as it made its debut last year. At present Margaret Williams is the president, with MaryEllen DuMounte acting as vice-president, and Gertrude Anselm, secretary-treasurer. All girls receiving a letter after they have passed athletic ability tests in season sports, are considered members of the society. These symbols are given out on Recog- nition Day. The group boasts of twenty one active members at the present time. Among these are eleven seniors, sixjuniors, and four sophomores. No freshmen are eligible until the end of the year. THE WOODWARD TATTLER MANY GIRLS TIE IN TATTLER CONTEST Angela Wilusz, Mike Madras Are Winners Of Sagas Making good 29 out of 40 foul shots, Mike Madras, sophomore, carried off first place honors in the annual Tattler foul-shooting contest, closely followed by Ted Kosydar, senior, who dropped 28 shots through the nets. After all the participants had taken 20 shots, the ten highest then took 20 more.The five larg- est totals placed. The following took places: Mike Madras, 29 out of 405 Ted Kosydar, 28 out of 40, John Baranowicz, 27 out of 40, George Margy, 27 out of 40: Casi- mer Oblaza, 26 out of 40: and Fred Skaff, 23 out of 40. Girls who participated in the annual Tattler foul-shooting con- test, waged a furious battle, with thirteen girls placing, three of these places resulting in a tie for first place, with Angela Wilusz, Margaret Williams, and Alice Kalinowski making good 21 shots out of 40. In order to decide first place these three feminine athletes took 20 more shots, and when the scores were tabulated, Angela Wilusz emerged victorious with 11 out of 20, while Margaret Williams and Alice Kalinowski knotted their score, 7 out of 20. Those who made ten shots or more out of twenty and were eligible for the finals included: Bernice G a n c a r z, Geraldine Ludwikowski, June Slavin, Fran- ces Szenderski, Dorothy Kaszu- biak, Annie King, Rite Kasprzak, Margaret Siwajek, Rose Jablon- ski, and Jane Antoine. Golfing Coaches Will Show Fans Fine Points Of Game Coach H. F. Phipps and Charles Kennett will meet Don McAllister and Glenn Lake, mentors of Waite and Scott's golf sextets, respectively, in a special exhibi- tion to show the golf fans the finer points of the popular links game. The match will probably be held on one of Toledo's coun- try club links in the near future. Mr. Dunsmore Will Talk At Meeting Of Mothers' Club Philo C. Dunsmore, junior and senior boys' supervisor, will speak on Extra-Curricular Ac- tivities at a meeting of the Vofoodward Mothers' club to be eld in Woodward auditorium on Wednesday, April 11, at 1:30. Students are asked to invite their mothers to attend. Golf Class Is Tested Charles Kennett's golf class had its weekly meeting last Wed- nesday. A short test, covering the material of the discussions of past meeting, was given. Next week the class will practice sivigiging and gripping of a golf c u . TEAM CONTINUES TRACK PRACTICE Woodwardite Sets Shot Put Record At Scott Meet Coach Art Smith, track mentor and physical ed instructor, has been dickering for an outdoor dual-meet with Waite and Libbey. The Bear thin-clads have been working out on the cinder paths and recently participated in the field and track events in an annual tourney held at the Toledo University Field House. Many records were smashed in this annual event, including the 45 foot lj' inch shot put mark, which was set by London Gant two years ago. This record was broken by Hennessey, DeVilbiss student, who placed the shot 45 feet 2L6, inches, Bell, of Akron, 45 feet liiff inches, and Wood- ward's Edwin Holmes, who topped his opponents by heaving the twelve pound weight 47 feet 4 inches for a new city record. Holmes placed in the finals, when he shot the weight 45 feet 2M inches in the qualifying rounds. Other tracksters who made good showings, but did not score points, were Parker, Brand, and Boyd. Ralph Parker had stiff competition in his heat and was nosed out by inches in the hurdles, while Boyd, who was entered in the 100 yard dash, stumbled after setting the pace in the opening yards of the dash. Woodward's other representa- tive, Ed Brand, went well in the half mile run. Ed Holmes will probably be awarded with a ribbon or medal. Scott tracksters won the meet, copping six first places. TEAMS' FOUL-SHOOTIN G Girls' inter-mural foul-shooting contest ended with the Polar Bears and Juniors tied for first place, each team, which consisted of six girls, sinking twenty-eight out of a possible sixty baskets. The eight other teams entered, in the order of their standing are as follows: Team baskets. Sophomore -1 ........ ........,... 2 3 Inter-Circle ..,...... ...,... 2 2 Boosters ..,......... ..... ..., . . 20 Sophomore 3 ,........ .... .... 2 0 Fasces ........,...,..... ......... l 5 Zets ....................... ....,... 1 3 N. R. A ........,. ..,.......,.. ...,.......... 1 2 Mickey Mouse ..............,............ 5 Woodward Golf' Sextet Has Five Games On '34 Schedule The Woodward Golf team will open this season's play by meet- ing Central on Wednesday, April 25, at Ottawa Park, following school. ' The team will be picked as soon as possible by Leon Phifer, cap- tain, and Howard Phipps, coach. The rest of the schedule is as follow s: Wednesday, May 16. Woodward vs De Vilbiss Wednesday, May 23, Woodward vs Scott Wednesday, May 9, Woodward vs Waite Wednesday, May 2, Woodward vs Libbey Hess.a.ir Bill Reeves, former Woodward cager and gridder, is setting a fast pace in his athletic partici- pation a t O h i o University. Reeves, who is now 6 foot four and weighs 210 pounds, received four medals for displaying his ability as a valuable player. He was chosen as an all-tournament center, the highest scoring play- er in the tournament, high scorer in his league. Woodward will not be repre- sented by baseball nine in the scholastic league this year. Se- cretary C. M. Meek stated that the school has a financial deficit to overcome and that the board would not like to fall into a grea- ter hole. Marion Shires J aworski will leave Toledo April 20 to report to the Dayton Ducks It was through Rol Bevan's recommen- dations that the former Tattler managing editor and sport's edi- tor has been given a chance to show his stuff. Bill Rosenberg, editor on last year's Tattler staff, now holds the position as assistant-sport's edi- tor on the Campus Collegian, a weekly edition of the Toledo University staffk The Ohio Wesleyan relays and track events will be held April 24th. Coach Smith will probab- ly take Ed Holmes, Louis Lupin- ski, William Kapela, and Jim Boyd. Vincent Kelley Is Winner Of Gold Medal In Novice Tourney Vincent Monclova Flash Kelley is the proud possessor of a gold medal, which was awarded him for winning the champion- ship of the 165 pound classin the Y. M. C. A. novice wrestling tournament, which was held last Saturday. Kelley had to toss three opponents around the ring to qualify for the finals. It took Vince 9 minutes and 32 seconds to pin his struggling opponent to the mat. OtherWoodward students who took part in the tournament were Noel Dawson, Ed Sahadi, Law- rence Roberts, Bob La Fevre, and Don Whiting. Kelly, Roberts, and S a h a di had to defeat three wrestlers each to place in the finals, in which Kelly was the only lad to survive. Girls' Clogging, Tumbling Classes To Present Feats Ai the regular meeting of the Girls' Athletic league, Wednes- day, in the auditorium, girls' clogging and tumbling classes will present dances and tumb- ling feats. Miss Elizabeth Keller instructs the tumblers while Miss Stella Cornwell has charge of the clogging classes. HANDBALL IS NEXT SPORT ON PROGRAM Boys' Intra-Mural Managers Decide On Round-Robin Tournament The next event on the spring program of the intra-muralmana- gers' club will be handball, which will be run off in a round-robin style, and will be followed shortly after by wrestling. The handball teams will consist of two players each, eight teams in each league competing. The rules of handball which are simple are as follows: only the server can score .a point, 21 points constitute a game, and a team must win two games out of three to take the match. The winners of each league will meet for the inter-league champion- ship, and the winning pair will receive ribbons. Wrestling, which will make its debut in intra-mural competition, has never been experimented with before. A tourney was held last year, the affair being open to all students. This year, the boys will exchange locks under the banners of an intra-mural club. The weight divisions are as follows: 95 pounds and under, 95-105 pounds, 105-115 pounds, 125, 135, 1-45, 155, 165, 175 and the dreadnaught class for entrants over 175 pounds. All strangle holds will be barred and all wrestlers will comply with the amateur wrestling rules. Ribbons will be awarded to winners in all divisions. Girls' Athletic League Will Hold Potluck Next Tuesday Jollity will rule the members of the Girls' Athletic league, Tuesday after school at their potluck X Mixer. Cares will be forgotten as Miss Elizabeth Keller -will supervise games to be played by the entire group. Food will admit any member ofthe club to the potluck. Committee in charge includes Sylvena Truno, Alice Kreft, and Leona Ruth Wielinski. Girls' Volleyball Schedule Girls' volleyball games sched- uled for next week are: Monday: Polar Bears vs. N. R. A. Juniors vs. Seniors French vs. Zetaletheans Thursday: French vs. N. R. A. Royals vs. Inter-Circle Freshman 4 vs. Sophomore3 Friday: Soph:1 vs. Juniors Boosters Mickey Mouse New Point System Used In addition to the six tests given last semester, chinning, dips, high jump, basket dribdle, rope climb, and baseball pitch, the 85 yard dash will make the total of 700 points. Friendship vs. Polar Bears vs. THE WOODWARD TATTLER LATIN CLUB PLANS . DANCE NEXT WEEK Cardplaying Will Be Provided ' At Spring Swirl On Wednesday 'Tis spring and doesn't one feel like dancing? Spring Swirl, a matinee dance to be given Wednesday, April 11, after school in the girls' gym, willfulfill your desires. Tuneful ,tunes will be furnished by Jack Bishop and his orchestra, well known among the school sets. Card tables wlll be provided for those who do not prefer to dance. An added novelty will be the Coronation of the best danc- ing couple on the floor as king and queen. Judges will be Miss Stella Cornwell, Howard Phipps, Ruth Ramlow, Ethel Dull, Paul Trepinski, and Leon Phifer. The Misses Adrienne Curtis, Anne Wetterman, Amie Miller, Stella Cornwell, Kathryn Mc- Clure, Raymond Lowry, C. C. La- Rue, Philo Dunsmore, and Howard Phipps will be guests of honor. Ethel Dull, committee chair- man of this affair which is being sponsored by the Fasces club, is assisted by Dorothy Hall, Rita Kaspryzak, Paul Trepinski, and Leon Phifer. Zets Offer Magazine Play Continued From Page 1 Emily Braunscnweiger, Mary Jane McDonald, Margaret Kee- secker, Rita Loerke, Margaret Williams, Ruth Paisie, Mary Jane Barnes, Frances Dunn, Fern Striggow, Alice Ferris, Betty Jane Kaslly, Maryellen Du- Mounte,Majorie Herzberg, Crace Eurenius, Ruth Ramlow, Mar- guerite Zimmerman, Jane Kranz, Jean Clifton, Margaret Keefer, Delores Haynes, Alvina Piesie- wicz, N ymphiadora Funke, Helen Abood, Thelma Kehrer, Doris Lilyquist, Virginia Schuster, Virginia Mann, Mary Ellen Mertz, Katherine Gailer, Isabel Larrow, Blanche Blackman, Thelma Zingg, Virginia Wood- bury, Dorothy Just, Virginia Stewart, Wilma Harrison, Helen Harrison, and Anne Mueller. Clubs Cooperate ' Musical selections were ren- dered by Raymond Rasch, Hen- ry Nichpor, and Jerry Petrucha. The Little Theatre Guild had charge of the lighting effects. Miss Edith Murphy, Zetalethean advisor, directed this educational production. Blanche Blackman had charge of the costumes, while the magazine covers and stage scenery were made by the Art Klan under the supervision of Miss June Anderson. General committee was Ruth Remlow, Alvina Piesiewicz, and Jane Staiger. The program was presented before a select audience which consisted of students chosen by English teachers and mem- bers of the Periclean and Quill and Dagger literary societies, Art Klan, and The Little Theatre Guild. I Minute Interviews A V. K. Alberstett Dashing up to the second floor---to interview the spark- ling brown-eyed commercial teacher---before he escapes our clutches---we find that our subject for today graduated from the University of Illinois and the Fniversity of C h i c a g o--from where he received his Bachelor of Science and Master of Arts degrees---this interesting in- structor is the adviser of the Student Council-as well as the S a l e s m a n s h i p club---before coming to Woodward he taught at Louisville, Kentucky---where he helped coach the freshman and sophomore teams in all sports--when time permits he likes to read books written by Dickens--this pleasing tutor does not have many dislikes--but one thing of which he disapproves is the Hlming of gangster pictures--- motoring is his favorite pastime --and laughingly he admitted that he played at golfi'--having a couple of seconds left before our minute is up--we might further add that this person---who likes to teach as well as eat anything that is placed in front of him-- is the- ever popular---Vernon K Alberstett. Mrs. Cartwright Speaks To Pupils On Sex Hygiene Mrs. Mary Cartwright, mem- ber of the State Board of Health of Columbus, speaking on Sex Hygiene was enthusiastically received by Woodward students in the auditorium last Tuesday conference hour I am more interested in the high school period than in any other period in life, said Mrs. Cartwright who is seventy-two years young. Upon being asked, Is a girl immoral if she smokes? she em- phatically replied, No! But the girl who smokes is lacking in daintiness, refinement, and mod- esty, the three things that men admire most. Marguerite Smith, in charge of the library in Miss Adrienne Curtis' room, has turned over twenty-iive cents to the Com- munity Chest fund. This money was obtained from book fines and dues. MOCK ASSEMBLY HELD BY ,STUDENTS Woodward Representatives Attend Meeting At University Delegates from Miss Mabel Rutan's history classes attended a model assembly of the League of Nations, held in the conference room of the University of Toledo, Friday, March 23, at 2:00 P. M. Delegations made up of the International Relations club from the University of Toledo and stu- dents from Scott, Libbey, Waite, and Woodward high schools re- presented the various countries at the assembly. Russia and United States sat in unoiicially since these two countries are not members of the league. Philip C. Nash, president of the University of Toledo, opened the model assembly with an ad- dress of welcome which was fol- lowed by the regular business of the first plenary session. A Toledo University student, a member ofthe Russia delegation, gave a speech in the Russian tongue. The assembly then divided in- to the two committees which met to make resolutions on the ques- tions concerning the revision of the league covenant and recogni- tion of Manchukuo. In the second plenary session were the reports of committees and balloting on the proposed resolutions, which were all re- jected. Woodward students attending were Harriet Nickelson, Anna Angermier, and Leonida Woer- ling as delegates from United States, Helen Konewka, Vene- zuelag and Gertrude Stephen, Spain. Helen Krasinski, Vera Nicklin, Phyllis Allan, Virginia McClusky, Edythe Lyckowski, Gladys Williams, Alvin German, Gordon Hopkins, James Hope, Teddy Walczak, Maurice Terry, Edward Worchol, and Joseph Fishler were guests. P. C. Dunsmore Will Speak At Mothers' Club Meeting Philo C. Dunsmore, junior and senior boys, supervisor, will speak on Extra Curricular Ac- tivities at a meeting of the 'Woodward Mothers' club to be held in the auditorium April ll, at 1:30 P. M. After an open forum discussion there will be an important busi- ness meeting in which plans for the senior girls' tea will be made. Woodward students who will take part in a musical program after the meeting are Alvina Piesiewicz, Ellen Glattes, James Moll, Julia Bennett, and Henry Nichpor. We want a large attendance. Come and hear what the Wood- ward Mothers' club is doing, says Mrs. H. J. Bentley, president of the organization. L OLD JOKES SURVIVE MUCH REPETITION Ancient Smile Producers Keep Flavor For Years Tattlers old and Tattlers new Printed such drivel too, As every Friday confronts your eyes, Masquerading as feature lights. The older a joke is, the better it seems. Forms of humor seem to have been the same when the Tattler was a one page sheet as today, if the following experts are any Judge. For Sale As many penalties as you want. Prices vary from one poor excuse for tardiness to a week's truancy or what have you? Come early and avoid the rushf' Don't applaud before look- ing twice. This is only a sample of Woodward wit during the ancient year of 1929. Friendship girls became ill after a feed given by 1-Ii-Y boys. This Was a bit morbid but still considered funny, and it may be a warning. Writing feature has its dull moments, for most of the subject matter has already been printed. Drowzy students, lunch hour, exam assignments, senior pictures, and printers' mistakes have filled the feature page of the Tattler since it first began. If you yearn for good jokes, don't idolize the past but remember that history repeats itself and so do old jokes. l Deadline-Qes l Cavalcade, the movie shown before vacation, brought a profit of 37905. This will be added ,to the miscellaneous fund. Woodward Parent Theachers' association will hold a card party Wednesday evening, April 18, in the cafeteria. Further announce- ment of this affair will be p ub- lished in a later e d i ti o n of the Tattler. Members of the Zetalethean society held a supper yesterday evening' after final practices, for their presentation, Court of Magazines. 1 1 I Miss June Anderson will have two of her water colors, The Willows and Backyards,', on exhibit at the Toledo Women Artists' exhibit. Profit of about 354.50 made from the Home Nursing play, Taking theppicnic to the Shut- In,'i will be used as a contribution to the Community Chest from this group. A Professor Charles Otis, instruc- tor of biology at Bowling Green, will give an acquarium lecture on The Small er Life in the Acqiiariumu at the Y. M. C. A on Monday, April 9, at 8:00 P. M. All biology classes are invited to this lecture. Constantly Conszstently Constructive w Vol. VI Toledo, Ohio, April 13, 1984 No. 24 1 b WOOQWA D AT L R STUDENTS PREPARE FOR BOWLING GREEN Teachers Announce Names For Scholarship Exams Bowling Green District Schol- ar ship Contest will be held May 5, announced E. L. Clark, voca- tional guidance director. Thaddeus Demski and Eugene Zytkus, representatives in alge- bra last year, defeated eight con- testants to enter for plane geome- try, Franklin Shore is alternate. Stanley Czerminski came' out first in algebra with John Ankney and David Davis trying for second. Jane Staiger, representative last year, is going to try for honors in junior English, while Sam Levine and Bertha Jacksy will represent Woodward in sophomore English. The name of the other junior has not been an- nouced. Sam Schall and Earl Sommers have proven elegible for chemis- try. William Klatzel and Aaron Novick will take the general science exam, Myron Osborn is alternate. Participants in Latin are: Lat- in II, James Hope and Robert Keiterg Latin IV, Alice Farris and Frederick Holtfreter. Miss Adrienn Curtis has not announc- ed, as yet, the students to go for French II and IV. There will be no one going this year in American History, world history, freshman English, or physics. The enrollment fee for each student entering this contest is fifty cents with transportation provided. A pupil may enroll in only one subject, excessive study- ing, with the assistance of the teachers, will be done by all who have an opportunity to attend. Various Classes Visit Art Museum Througout Week History classes are visiting the Art Museum on 'Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this week to see the exhibition of Modern European art, and be shown the museum in general. Miss Tipppett and Miss Rutan's classes paid a visit to the museum on Thursday ac- companied by all puplis of Mr. Dunsmoreis and Mr. Pollock's classes who desired to go. Mrs. H. Anderson's and Mr. Bevan's classes will make a visit to the exhibit today. Class Sells Popcorn 'sMembers of Miss A. Curtis' first hour class conducted a pop- corn sale before the Zetaleathean play, Friday, April 6. A prodt of two dollars was made and will be used to swell the Community Chest contribution. ZETS' CARD PARTY WILL BE SATURDAY Riverside Shelter House Is Place Of Annual Affair Friends and members of the Woodward Epsilon chapter of the Zetalethean literary society will meet and mingle at their annual card party to be held to- morrow evening at Riverside shelter house. Table and door prizes will be given and refreshments will be served. General chairman for this affair is Jane Kranz. Com- mittees are: door prizes, Dolores fiaynes and Grace Van Ness, table prizes, Naomi Harrison and Thelma Zinggg refreshments, Katherine Trepinski and Eliza- beth Amos. Proceeds from this social event will be used to purchase distinctions which will be pre- sented to the seniors at the banquet given in their honor on May 19 at the Women's Building. Tallies are 25 cents and may be obtained from any member of the society. Skit About Dance Given At Sophomore Class Meeting Oh For the Life of a Sailor, a skit in which Nymphiadora Funke, Lucille Phillips, Virginia Stewart, Doris Beebe, Joan Reising, Emily Braunschweiger, Annette Veller and Ruth Devlin took part, was enacted yesterday at a class meeting of the second year students. This play was pre- sented to advertise the soph- more class dance, Soph Sea Cruise, which will be held Fri- day, April 20, from 8:30 till 11:30 P. M. in the girls' gym. Committee arranging for this affair is Harold Boehler, chair- man, Frances Dunn, Edward Abernathy, Eugene Fielder, Dor- athy Kaszubiak, Sam Levine, Lucille Phillips, and Ruth Delvin. Former Editor of Tattler Given Scholarship Award Frank Brunton, editor of the Woodward Tattler in 1929 and '30, has been awarded the highest honor attainable by a journalism student, the annual scholarship award of Sigma Delta Chi, na- tional professional journalism fraternity. Mr. Brunton is a sen- ior in the Medill School of Jour- nalism of Northwestern Univer- sity. - Prominent in campus activities Frank is managing editor of the Daily Northwestern and a mem- ber of Sigma Delta Chi fraternity and the Governing Board of Stu- dent Activities. SENIORS WILL GIVE CLASS PLAY, p NBERKELEY SQUAREQ' THIS EVENING Woodward Students Prominent In Dramatics Will Constitute Cast For Productions, Curtain Is At 8:15 I Berkeley Square, a play, tender, fanciful, and rich in enter- tainment, will be witnessed tonight at 8:15 in the Woodward audi- torium, sponsored by the senior class and presented by the Little Theater Guild. It is a thing of beauty in the theatre and there is magic in the story of a young American whose love for the past is so strong that he actually finds himself transferred into the Eighteenth Century. At the beginning we are back in 1784 with the Pettigew family anxiously awaiting the arrival of their American cousin who is engaged to the eldest daughter, Kate, played by Mollie Rubin. Her brother Tom, enacted by Carl Dority, who has just been making love to a maid, Mildred Clukey, is looking forward to lightening the Yankee savage's load of dollars? The Lady Anne, the mother, portrayed by Alvina Piesiewiez, is quietly lfscheming to marry off her Participants Of Language Program Awarded Roses Ruth Ramlow, representative of Latin, Adela Brodecki, Span- ish, Helen Swaya, French, Ralph Worshtil, German, James Moll, English were awarded red roses at Los Juegos Florale fFloral Gamesl which were presented last Monday, April 9, conference hour in the auditorium before a select audience. This iioral festi- val assembled language students for the purpose of hearing them recite the product of their cre- ative efforts. Miss A. G. Wetterman, Span- ish and German teacher, was chairman of this event. Former Feature Writer Is At Kentucky Meeting Dorothy Shore, former feature editor of the Woodward Tattler, chosen a member of the varsity debating team of the University of Toledo, attended the Conven- tion of Pi Kappa Delta, a nation- al forensic fraternity at Lexing- ton, Kentucky. An amusing postcard was mailed to the Tattler staff from Lexington by Miss Shore contain- ing the following: Here's to old Kentuc ,D here you never have the bl. here the Captains kill t and the Colonels kill ' i ifijs e. .-- Juniors Choose Ten Carat Gold Class Ring At Meeting By a majority vote at a meet- ing held jointly with the senior class on April 5, juniors decided to purchase a ten carat gold ring set with a black onyx stone as their class distinction. The rings, costing six dollars and twenty- ive cents in the girls' size and seven dollars in the boys', will be purchased from the Senn- Neuer company of Toledo. Graduation announcements costing six cents each were chosen by seniors at-this time. daughters to men of substance. James Moll Has Lead Then we are transposed to the present where Peter Stan- dish, played by James Moll, has been rummaging about the old house of his ancestors which he has inherited. He is steeped in the atmosphere of the Eighteenth Century, moved by the lure of its romance, and challenged by his belief that Real time is but an idea in the mind of God. I-Ie is prepared to change places with that other Peter Standish who wants to see into the Wonderful new age of machinery he senses ahead of him. Despite the solicitude of his fiancee, Marjorie Frant, Margaret Williams, and the concerned advice of his friend the Ameri- can Ambassador played by Jack Worshtil, he passes through the wall of time back into 1784 and into the room where his pretty cousin awaits him. Unable to keep quiet about future events he causes his fiancee to flee from him in terror, amuses the Duchess of Devonshire, Margaret Keefer, frightens Mr. Throstle, portrayed by Robert Kleinhans, and Miss Barrymore, enacted by Frances Bell. Lives With Memories Only Helen Pettigrew, the younger sister, played by Pau- line Wilson, who is in love with the future as he is in love with the past, understands him, and it is their romance which causes Peter when again in the present, to break his engagement and live with his memories in the quiet old house on Berkeley Square, with only his house- keeper, Mrs. Barwick, portrayed by Leone Bennett. Commendation should be gi- ven to Miss Dorothy Kellogg who in two years has developed the dramatic association to the ex- tent that Berkeley Square pro- mises to be one of the greatest productions ever given in Wood- Continued On Page 4 THE WOODWARD TATFLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 55.03 single issue. LSC . Qwxh Hobby if . Newspaper Member Jr '. if ,lf A 1 Mgasni Zets Produce Results OMMON nouns and adjectives cannot aptly name and describe the Zeta. lathean society's Court of Magazines and its affects. One teacher called it the best club program ever produced in Woodward. The very fact that someone has been thinking about good reading material is pleasing. The idea of such a program was conceived a little less than a year ago. Through-out the past summer, Ruth Ramlow and Alvina Piesiewicz, with the assistance of the Zet adviser, Miss Edith Murphy, worked upon the project. The girls had the production finished and ready to present earlier in the year, but con- flicting school dates each time postponed it until last Friday. The work was marked by its thoroughness, lack of stiffness, and its humor, which are not the easiest things to accomplish in writing a play of that type, yet its solemnity kept the the audi- ence well-aroused. The performers, aided by effective lighting, carried out the authors' thoughts masterfully. It is most inspiring to behold a literary society engaged in and producing literary works. Marjorie Herzberg, Rita Loerke, 'and the Art Klan deserve much credit for the splendid art work, especially the magazine govergs, which they so realistically repro- uce . A Big Job GAIN the Woodward student body stiffens its backbone to lend a helping hand in the annual Toledo Community Chest campaign. Figuratively speaking, we will try to place a bounteous heart of gold in the Chest, which the home rooms will support by being ribs. The pupils as red corpuscles will circulate and bring the oxygen of life for the common good. Our goal this year has been set at two hundred dollars, which means that each student should shoulder an average obligation of ten cents. Of course, there are some in our midst who are not in a position to contri- bute, hence for the rest of us the responsi- bilities will be doubled. With the attractive prizes that have been offered for the lead- ing home rooms, will our Chest donation be so small that it would look more like black silk for burying a coffin rather than burning brilliants for brightening the pub- lic coffer? Aside from being a home room group, the Tattler as an organization starts the ball rolling with Eve dollars. Carry on. OSMOPOLITAN Woodwardenjoyedthe unique program given by the language departments last Monday. With the stage deftly bedecked in all the royal trappings available in the building, a representative of each language taught in high school pre- sented his contribution to the festival, while those assembled curiously listened respectfully to words somewhat familiar, to tongues entirely strange, and to the language which is understood in every country---music. Principal LaRue readily expressed his appreciation of the response to such a program. -It was something hitherto untried, and it proved very suc- cessful. PRINCIPAL POINTS By Mr. LaRue FLASHES FROM FRIENDS Approximately three hundred boys and girls will leave Woodward ig by way of Senior Class graduation .. ,,, on June fourteenth. Each will be ,,,j':-1 presented with a diploma which is a -. P . high school. symbol of the four years of work in For some it will be the end of formal school- ing. Industry and business will absorb them. They will be engaged in the more or less ro- mantic adventure that is known as making a living. Others will go on to colleges to pre- pare themselves for a profession or some specialized line of work. Our sincere belief is that all these young people will be rewarded in proportion to their ability, industry, perseverance and tact. ' A great deal is heard these days about success in a business or a profession depend- ing upon luck or pull We should not believe it. The opportunities for the boys and girls of this generation are going to be greater than at any time in the past. The depression from which we are now emerging is only a temporary set-back. Those who have made the most of their educational opportunities, as these three hundred young men and women have, are going to get the first call. We offer them our sincerest congratulations. rOF'NON SENIOR STATISTICS Gee, I'm finding out things that I never knew before, says the Tattler Gossip Seeker as he searches through the ink schedules for material with which to illumiate this column. Maybe you don't know that Paul Trepinski is the youngest member of his class with dward Hammer, Betty Waite, and Eleanor Eckart following closely. Then we have some new born babes, according to the schedules, that were just born this year in 1934, they are: Virginia Miller, Hattie Nareski, and Gifford Meacham. There ought to be a law against having such young peo- ple in high school. Upon further inspection we find that there are ten Bills in the senior class, this is the largest name majority in the class. Short names have their advant- ages now and then, says Donald Dix, claim- ant to the shortest last name in his class' After a great deal of controversy with the yard stick, Fred Leighton and Arthur Ber- kowitz, we came to the conclusion that they are the long and short of the senior class. Maybe it's blushes, but Donald Dietsch takes the cake for the rosiest cheeks. Out of ass that began its freshman year with 704 303 remain to graduate. UTS acl a bit and see what some seniors are doing with of ye good ol' school. Sup- know about the ball held recent- ly at the Trianon. Well---Woodward seemed to be well represented. Saw Don McFerren 'thaving a dance with one of our sophs---at the same time chiseling his fraternity brothers -- yes they were there. Leon Phifer and Al Sanger seemed to make use of the orchester pit. Oh me, let's travel. Hear that Richard Nickolas spends his evenings play- ing the drums. Maybe Margaret Keesecker will bet a share in the 58z10. Howard Kersey seems to like fraternity dances. Will the News Bee office ever tire of Alvina Piesiewicz mak- ing visits? Just before going to the theatre-M saw Marge Devlin enjoying a cup of tea --- Deah deah. And in the theatre what do you think? n A Let of our their pose you Harold Mexico, a Vocational school stu- dent who has been crippled with by infan- tileparalysis,is being senttoWarm Springs, Georgia by President Roosevelt.---The Hi- Crier. , i 5 I A teacher at Boys' Technical High, Wis- consin, asked questions about A Tale of Two cities, by Dickens. Here are a few answers: The Register---When a person went into the city, they had to register. p Hundreds of People---The Revolution foretold by Dickens. Tricolor---A Tricolor was an immigrant. ---The Craftsman, llfliltwaiikee, Wis. Meaning of Dreams. Fire---beware of great danger. Flowers---you will have a great many new admirers. Fountain---great joy ahead. Funeral---sickness in the family. Furs---prosperity. Ghost---a marriage in the family. Golf---your wishes will come true in the near future.---Alburquerque Record, New Mexico. ' 8 . A Spring Song festival will be held by the fraternities at Ohio Wesleyan. Each fraternity chorus is limited to 16 members andwill sing it's own selections. The winner will receive a trophy.---OhioWesleyan Tran- script, Delaware' Ohio. Club Chats In the fall of 1930, 301 boys and 403 girls entered Woodward High School as first year students. This year of' high school was spent, for the most part, in the formation of friendships and getting acquainted with the teachers and methods of eXtra-curric- ular activities. ' The following September, 524 Wood- ward students returned to begin their sophomore year. To this number was add- ed 76 Waiters who, on account of the re- districting of school territories, started to attend Woodward. For the first time officers and committees were chosen to do, work for the class. On Friday, May 13, 1932, the second year students success- fully presented the annual Soph Strut. During the third year a junior dramatic society Ye Curtaine Players was formed. This organization presented three major plays. Kid Party, the first junior social affair, was given on January 5, 1933. On March 3, class play, Little Women, was presented. . Last semester our present senior class returned to school with the determination to make this the best year of the four they have attended high school. Their first event was the election of officers, who are: Bob Ridenour, president, Ruth Ramlow, vice-president, John Alexson, treasurer, Alice Kreft, secretary, and Carl Polcyn, reporter. As yet no social events have been pre- sented to the student body by the class of '31l. However, to-night in the school audi- torium, the senior play, Berkeley Square, will be given. On May 12, the Commodore Perry ball room will be the scene of the Senior Prom. Baccalaureate services will be June 3. On June 13 the picnic will be held. On June 14, commencement day, 303 seniors will gather together for the last time to receive their diplomas. Tl-TE WOODWARD TATTLER THREE GYM TEACHERS WILL BE AT NATIONAL CONVENTION NEXT WEEK Two Thousand Physical Education Instructors Will Attend Meeting In ' Coaches Are Cleveland, Famous On Schedule Misses Stella Cornwell and Katherine McClure, and Homer Han- ham will be among the 1,200 to 2,000 gymnasium teachers of schools and colleges who will gather in Cleveland for the annual conven- 0 tion ofthe American Physical Education association, April 18-21. Future of physical education from the view point ofphilosophy and economics will be discussed, at the opening session by Rabbi A. H. Silver, Cleveland author and lecturer, and Phillip La Follette, ex-governor of Wisconsin. Judge Florence A. Allen, Ohio supreme court judge, who recently was appointed to the federal district court of appeals at Cincinnati bay president Roosevelt, the only women ever to hold the office, will-speak about the future of physical education from the standpoint of sociology. Coaches On Program Three famous football coaches lend a thrill to the men's ath- letic section. Lou Little, Colum- bia university coach, will talk about the place of inter-collegiate football in the physical education program. Harry Kipke, coach at the University of Michigan, big ten champs. will speak on foot- ball in the future, and Francis Schmidt, new football mentor at Ohio State university, also is to discuss the national inter-collegi- ate sport. L. C. Boles of Wooster college, and Oliver K. Cornwall of Wittenberg college, Spring- field, Ohio, all directors of athle- tics,will also speak. ' Other topics for discussion deal with teacher training, re- search, champing, health educa- tion, boy scouts, and city health directors. Pageant To Be Shown Main entertainment ofthe four- day session is a mammoth pa- geant employing some 3,000 men, women, and children, which takes place on April 20. It is en- titled Olympia Through the Ages tracing the history of phy- sical education from the Greeks to the moderns. Miss Elizabeth Keller, C.W.A. worker, will have charge of girls' gym classes April 19-20, the dates Woodward gym instructors will attend the convention. The boys' department will be taken care of by Art Smith. First And Second Year Gym Classes To Complete Tests Homer Hanham's and Art Smith's freshmen and sopho- more gym classes will finish their gym tests next week by taking the 85 yard dash. The pupil's grade depends on these tests as his score in each of these tests gains for him a cer- tain number of points according to his size, age, and height. Then the points are added. and compared with the rest of the class and the grades are com- piled from the number each student has. Other tests are high jump, chinning, dip, basketball dribble, rope climb, and baseball pitching. Gymnasium Teacher Will Be At Convention Homer Hanham Homer Hanham, gym in- structor, will attend the national convention' of physical ed in- structors in Cleveland next Week. Art Smith will take care of the gym classes during the absence of Mr. Hanham. Girls' Volley Ball Games One half of the games on the girls' intra-mural v o l le y b all schedule has been played. The games for next week are: Monday: Inter-Circle vs. Mickey Mouse Freshman 2 vs. Sophomore 3 Freshman 3 vs. Sophomore 1 Tuesday: Cubs vs. Mickey Mouse Boosters vs. N.R.A. Cardinals vs. Fasces Wednesday: Boosters vs. Mickey Mouse Freshman 1 vs. Sophomore 3 Freshman 2 vs. Sophomore 1 Thursday: Zets. vs. Fasces Friendship vs. Inter-Circle French vs. Polar Bears. Gridders Are Training The 1934 varsity football pros- pects have been parcticing on the cinder path. Since spring football practice has been ban- ned, the boys keep in condition by praticipating in track meets. The candidates practice weight lifting in Coach Bevan's room each conference hour. 3 . 5m 'EflQ Irwin Pawlicki, a former Wood- ward baseball player who receiv- ed a tryout with the Toledo Mud Hens this spring, failed to make the grade. A sore arm and a charley-horse handicapped Irwin from showing his stuff The hot sun and the cold nights were also instrumental in the down- fall of other youngsters Varsity golf members have been practing on the Ottawa and Bay View golf links during the past week. Although there are but eight students vying for po- sitions, Woodward will be represented by a- strong link's sextet. Libbey golf team, city champs and winners of the North- western Ohio golf tourney, are heavy favorites to repeat their last year's feat. The six boys that make up the Libbey link's squad, shoot games of 75 or less. Tony Rudzinski, junior city champ, is captain of the Cowboy squad. Charles Kennett's golf class held its weekly meeting in the gym, last Wednesday. The class took up the principle of swinging a golf club. The Ramblers, headed by George Margy, were in the semi- finals in the annual class C tourney, which is sponsored by the Y. M. C. A. each year. The quintet, which is made up of Woodward students, was consid- ered a leading contender for the championship in its respective division. The Ciralsky Meats, colored champions of the class A fed- eration are made up of former Woodward students and captain- ed by Billy Jones, Other mem- bers are Jim Hodges, Randolph Smith, Joe Smith, Al Williams, and Jim McCoghlin. This fast- stepping five was also favored to capture the class A Y. tourna- ment. The leaders of the will be the indoor- the season rolls baseball around. Ten players will make up a team, the extra player cov- ering the short-center territory. Mentor Musters Courage To Master Muddy Maumee Not b el i e v i n g in calendars, weathermen, or any of his five or ten special senses, Mr. Roland Bevan defied the elements and dipped lightly into the mur- muring Maumee last Sunday either to make ablutions, learn to swim, pretend to enjoy him- self, or you make up your own reason. FIRST PLACE HELD BY POLISH KNIGHTS Auto Mechanics Follow With Second Place Among ' Inter-leagues Polish Knights, dominating team in the inter-leagues, are leading with 198k points, com- piled from four lirst places in football, volleyball, basketball, and foul shoot. Second place is held by the Auto Mechanics who have captured ive Second places in the past events. The other clubs, who are not as powerful as the league leaders, struggle along in order to offer competition to the stronger teams, Inter-League Points Polih Knights 198W Auto Mechanics 157K N. R.A. 55 Art Klan 50 Friendly Center 45 Peiuper club 38X, Electrical club 38M Tattler Staif 3255 Pica club 30 Pencil Pushers 275g Quill and Dagger 27M Junior Hi-Y 25 Senior Hi-Y 25 Latin club 25 General Shop 25 French club 20 The seniors, led by Ted Kosy- dar, hold the high spot in the inter-class league with 210 points. The juniors, with 170 points, the sophomores, with 120, and the freshmen, with 60 points, hold 2, 3, and 4, positions re- spectively. Combined Gym Girls' Talent Would Make Wonder Person A sound mind in a sound body is the record for which many of the senior girls strive. Among the senior girls most ac- tive in athletics, is hidden a combination of talents which might make even Babe Didrik- son tremble. Imagine an athletic star with: Mary Jane McDonald's stroke at tennis, Alice Kalin owski's basket- ball shooting, Magaret Keefer's speed in hockey, Jean Clifton and Leola Taylor's swat at an indoor baseball, Magaret William's ping pong strategy, Jeanette Wood- bury's kick during hit-pin base- ball, Lydia Gran's serve at volley- ball, Alvina PiesieWicz's bull's eye at Archery, and Pola fper- renial seniorl Baer's fly in tiddle- winks. Twenty Boys Turn Out To Enter Wrestling Tourney There were twenty entrants on Monday with the expectations of thirty more entering the inter- class Wrestling tournament be- fore the last two weeks in April when the bouts will be held. The winners will receive recognition in form of ribbons, while the class that comes out ahead will get points toward the inter-class championship. There will be no participants representing clubs in this meet. The bouts will be held conference hours with Carl Corthell at the head. THE WOODWARD TATTLER COMMUNITY CHEST P. T. A. HOLDS CARD STUDENTS SUPPLY CAMPAIGN STARTS I I PARTY NEXT WEEK SCANDAL APLENTY Room With Largest Amount Events Will Be In Cafeteria Eavesdropper Absorbs A114 Per Capita Will Get At Next Monthly New Dope About Vacation Meeting Seniors This month marks the annual Community Chest drive of city high schools, during which time Woodward's goal will be 3200. or an average of ten cents per pupil. Last year the attainment was 25124. The home room contributing the most per capita will be awarded a day's Vacationg second prize, half day, and as third prize every student in the winning home room will receive a com- plimentary ticket to the movie, Golden West, by Zane Grey, to be shown Monday, May 21. As a means of swelling their contributions, students in Miss Adrienne Curtis' first hour class have sold popcorn balls, and Miss Hazel Coy's home nursing depart- ment presented the play Taking the Picnic to the Shut-In. Last year R. K. Sheline's first hour class won the first prize followed by Miss A. Curtis' and C. Van Tassle's groups. Every student in the building was given eighth hour free as third prize. . The Tattler Office, not as a class, but as the official school paper, has already presented Charles LaRue with a check for S5 as a special Chest gift. Girls Will Advertise Co-Ed Prom By Giving Short Play Joan Elmer will have the leading role in the playlet Con- vinced that is being given by members of the French club in the auditorium, conference hour, April 20. Other members- of the cast are: Julia Bennett, Rita Mc Carthy, Virginia Stackowicz, Jean Mathie, Sara Greenberg, Helen Swaya, Clara Bustow, Min- nie Solomon, Sharon Leibovitz and Maryellen DuMounte. The skit, presented for girls only, will advertise the Co-Ed Prom which will be held in the Wood- ward ballroom April 27. Powder, Paint Players Will Give Two Plays Wednesday The Powder and Paint Players will present, as their contribu- tion to the Community Chest, the plays An Excellent Thing in Woman, and Farewell Cruel World. Wednesday, April 18, confer- ence hour is the date set for the presentation of these one act comedies, for which a charge of ive cents will be asked. Miss Dorothy Warner is directing the productions. Club Plans Party Woodward W club is plan- ning its annual week-end party which may be held at Rockledge Inn, Catawba Cliffs. Mi s s e s Catherine McClure and Stella Cornwell are the club advisers. r Miss Dorothy Kellogg If you think this interview so- so--it's only because--Miss Doro- thy Kellogg---kept the writer in stitches---caustic yet disarming--- graduated from Waite---took B. A. at T. U.--has already had one summer's work on Master's Degree---in play production---at U. of Michigan---wanted to write books--but discovered too many good ones. already---so took up teaching--sincerely d e c l a r e s would rather be at Woodward than any other school ---is also qualified to teach history and psychology enthusiastic a nd spontaneous -- would lik e t o change places with Alexander Woolcott---doesn't like continued stories---or magazines because they're so hard to hold in bed--7 is lucky number---has 7 letters in each name---holds record fo r reading 'lAnthony Adverse in 8 days---her philosophy Never ex- pect anythingg then you're always surprised ---nicest thing w h i c h happened to her was---a 5 w e e k visit in New York---did every thing from Harlem---to Pennsylvania Hotel roof garden---was in tower of Empire State building---when Balbo flew over---last---but most assuredly not least---the one man in her life is---Jack Benny---play Frank! Zetaletheane Will Sponsor Ze Zet Zwirl On April 28 Plans have been completed for Ze Zet Zwirl , danqgvto be held Saturday eveni, I ' 5, 3 28, in the Champer of Ball- room from 9:00 ' under the auspices of the ethean liter- ary society. Wayne Challen's orchestra has been engaged to play for this affair, the largest social event scheduled on the literary club's program. The dance programs The dance programs will feature the societyis colors of green and gray. Couple tickets are 81.00, and may be secured from any member of the society. C om m itte e in charge isVirginiaSchuster, chair- man, Betty Kaslly, Maryellen DuMounte, Helen'Abood, Emily Braunschweiger, and Dorothy Kaszubiak. The Parent-Teacher associa- tion's regular meeting will be a card party Wednesday, April 18, at 7:45 P.. M. in the Woodward cafeteria. The committee, which is made up of representatives from each elementary school in the Wood- ward High district, is headed by Mrs. Spaulding assisted by Mrs. La Rue, Mrs. Roberts, Mrs. Haf- felder, Mrs. Darrell, Mrs. Mase- man, Mrs. Holmes, Mrs. Lutten- burger, Mrs. Hope, Mrs. Schulish, Mrs. Furmel, Mrs. Gladys, Mrs. Maunz, Mrs. Mund, Mrs. Ash- brook, Mrs. McManamon, Miss Miller, Miss. Ward,C C. La Rue, and S. B. Crouse. These persons have charge of door and table prizes, refreshments, and tickets. Tallies can be purchased for the price of twenty-five cents from any faculty member in the group arranging the affair, while any teacher wishing a table re- served may acquire it for the fee of one dollar in scrip. Money re- ceived from the party will be used for welfare work. Friendship Club Seeks Name For Dance And Card Party All you clever name fans gather around, since the junior Friend- ship club is looking for an ap- propriate name for its card party and dance. The affair is going to be given Friday, May 4, in the Riverside Boat club. Now your title must suggest May, card playing, and last but not least, dancing. You say you have an idea? Great! Just jot it down, with your name and home room number, on the blank below and drop it in the box in room 253 or give it to one of the club members. All entries must be in the box by two-thirty, Friday, April 20. That will give you plenty of time to think, so come on. If your entry is the chosen one, you'll be presented with two tickets good for either the dance or the card party. Name. ......,...... . ..... .... . .. Your Name ........ ..... , Home Room... ........................ ,....... . Runaway Reptile Relishes Freedom And Roves Freely Excitement reigned supreme the other day among the fishes, frogs, and reptiles in Miss Mary Boyles' biological domain. Bored with life in the fruit jar, Gary Gartersnake, a new resident, recklessly set out to explore the many fascinating objects in the room. Miss Boyles after discover- ing the absence, did not climb upon her chair and screech, but calmly began looking under things and finally found the run- away peacefully snoozing under a table. The Old Woodward Eaverdrop- per dropping in to give the late- est scandal juice--- Here goes-- The Saga office is waiting in breathless suspense until the night of the Senior Prom--- to see who is in the arms of the editor it has been reported that Donni McFerren has a smouldering fir for Edith Osthimer--- add also th suppressed desire of M. J. Mc Donald for Ray Grimes-n bu Grimes does not pay any atten tion--- at least one senior know the correct meaning of racket- Paul Trepinski is czar' of th penny collectors--- nominatio for George Carr and Geneviv Morris as the senior prize coupl and Bill King as the neates dressers- Maxine Dull and Vir ginia Zitz have ushered at thre plays--- Irene Walczykowski ha. accused Clarence Heck of spend ing his money on dates instea of buying a Saga---it is jealousy- Rita McCarty and her append' are soon -to he parted--agent No 000 reports that Margaret Kee seeker was seen with a tall dar handsome man in the Paramoun Hmm wonder if Zipfel has heard . Marge Devlin also has an outsid interest in St. John's, Dicki Brannan--The Old Eavesdroppe dropping the chatter---So long--- Continued From Page 1 Seniors Give Class Play ward. The production staff ha worked diligently to perfect tha end of the play. Gus Brickma and Marian Kerwin have charg of lights, Meyer Davis is workin out sound effects, and Grac Spaulding and Jane Staiger ar taking over make-up. Alice Gert is stage manager, assisted ib Louis Barrie. Props and musi are being handled by Jean Cli ton and Marie Cochran, assiste by James Shemas. Irene Sta kowicz is costumier, furnitur problems have been met by Ma garet Williams, and Ruth Co perman is art director, aided b Marcel Olender. The Tattler di play was handled by Paulin W il s o n. Honorable mentio should be given to the mother who worked tirelessly and fa -into the night on costumes, th like of which were once seen do ting the park in the center Berkeley Square. ln connection with their stud of the blood, students in M1 Mary O'Brien's fourth hour ph siology class viewed, through th microscope, the circulation in th tail of a live tadpole. See The Senior Play Berkeley Square 4 J I Constantly, Consistently Constructive -. 'T' ' Vol. VI Toledo, ohio, April zo, 1934 No. Q5 SOPHOMORE GROUP TO GIVE TWO PLAYS Charge For Comedies Next Friday Will Be Ten ' Cents Friday, April 27, members of The Powder and Paint Players will present two one-act plays third and fourth hours. Admis- sion will be ten cents. Wienies on Wednesday, a humorous presentation concern- ing a middle class family and a grand opera singer, Madame Castinelli, who turns out to be just like any other common per- song for instead of feasting on nightingales, tongues she just loves wienies! Herbert is the family worry wart in Station YYYYM, and this comedy is sure to make the audience go away with a not-to- be-wiped-off-smile. Characters in the productions will be taken by Joan Elmer, Julia Bennett, Arthur Sievert, Walter Schulisch, and Vera Diesing in Wienies on Wednes- day. Steve Korecki, Faith Eger, Bertha Payak, Steve Evdemon, Morris Rappaport, and Evelyn Stahl will take roles in Station YYYYJ' A h Miss Dorothy Warner 1S di- recting the plays. Roger Conant Will Discuss- Reptiles Here Wednesday Roger Conant, curator at Wal- bridge park zoo, will give an illustrated talk on Reptiles at a meeting of all members of the science department, Wednesday, confere nce hour in the aud- itorium. Lantern slides on differ- ent features of reptile life will be shown during his talk. After Mr. Conant's talk on April 25, another on Birds will be given by Fred Flickinger, donor of many mounted speci- mens to Toledo high schools. At present, Mr. Flickinger is work- ing on a display which will be shown soon at the Art Museum. Seniors Seek Estimate Of Annual Prom Attendance Petitions are being circulated around the corridors for the Senior Prom. Payments of .EB .25 or more are also being taken by members of the committee. This is being done mainly to secure an estimate of about how many Woodward students expect to at- tend the dance so that expenses may be met. Couple tickets are 351250, and payments will be taken by Don Mc Ferren, Marian Kerwin, Ethel Dull, Florence Schindler, Vivian Wells, Isadore Reichlin, and Al- vin Sanger. NEW SYSTEM WILL BE USED NEXT YEAR Single Ticket For All School Activities Is Being Planned An activities ticket, selling for three dollars and including all ' the outstanding activities of the school year, is be- ing considered by Principal Charles LaRue and Clyde Meek. The plan, which would go into effect next year, oifers a sav- ing of three dol- lars and thirty-five cents to the purchasers. A well rounded program is be- ing considerd, one which will touch every phase of extra- curricular activities. Seven foot- ball games at a straight cost of two dollars, nine basketball games costing two dollars and twenty-five cents, approximately sixty cents for instructive and enjoyable conference hour pro- grams, and one dollar and a half for ten movies bring the total cost to six dollars and thirty-,five cents. - In order to make the plan a success a thousand or more sub- scribers are desired, and a fifty cent down payment is needed by June. If the proposed ticket is not accepted by the students, prices for all movies and confer- ence hour activities, which will be presented by such worthy or- ganizations as The Little Theatre Guild, the Zets, The Powder and Paint Players, and the Girls' Ath- letic League will be raised to fifteen cents. This plan has already been presented to the sophomore class and will be presented to the ju- nior class. Active campaign will not begin until May, when con- tributions for the Community Chest have been made. Clyde Meek Zetaletheans Plan Dance At Chamber Of Commerce Ze Zet Zwirl is the name of the dance to be given by the Zetalethean literary socieiy Sat- urday, April 28, in the Chamber of Commerce Ballroom. Wayne Challen's orchestra has been engaged to play for this af- fair, the largest social event scheduled on the literary club's program. Committee arranging the dance is: Virginia Schuster, chairmang Betty Kaslly, Mary Ellen DuMonte, Helen Abood, Dorothy Kaszubiak, and Emily Braunschwieger. Admission will be 31.00 a couple, and tickets may be secured from members of the society. HTHIRTY ADMITTED TO HONOR SOCIETY Induction Services For New Members Will Be May 7 I n d u c t i o n c e r e m o n y of the Woodward Honor society will be held as-'--2. ji Q , - - i'-sf i.t--- ff May 7 1n the ' -A J. the direction of -A 1 Woodward au ditorlum under E. L. Clark, ad viser of the or- E- L- Clark ganization. This club, composed of 11 active seniors who stand high in scholarship, is a member of a nation wide group organized by students of high schools and colleges for the purpose of honor- ing those who are distinguished in scholastic achievement. The Woodward chapter was organ- ized in 1932 with Mr. Clark, Vernon Alberstett, and Howard Phipps as advisers. Each year a certain percentage of juniors and seniors of high rank is chosen to become members. Ten juniors and twenty seniors eligible to enter are: juniors, Marjorie Herzberg, T h e l ma, Kehrer, Molly Meerkrebj Jane Staiger, Helen Swaya, Sam Shall, James Hope, Harry Chil- ders, James Shemas, and Wayne Lemontg seniors, Margaret Wil- liams, Louise Miller, Grace Spaulding, Marjorie Lyons, Katherine Roman, Ladonna Pfuhl, Irene Walczykowski, Elizabeth Amos, Anita Eurenius, Mae McKnight, Anna Zoska, James Moll, Walter Schlapman, William Kapela, Ronald Chin- neck, James Follas, Alvin Ger- man, Anthony Szymczak, Meyer Novick, and Jack Worshtil. Further announcement of the details of the ceremony will be announced in a future edition of the Tattler. Clubs Select Committees For Nominating Ofhcers Nominating committees have been chosen to select officers for various clubs for the coming year. Ruth Ramlow heads the com- mittee for Fasces club working together with Leon Phifer, Paul Trepinski, Charles Stewart, and Ethel Dull. International club has Meyer Novick, chairman, with Mollie Rubin, Magaret Nasta, Alvin Sanger, and Ralph Boyd, as- sistants. Nominations for the French club cabinet will be proposed by Rita McCarty, chairman, Ethel Dull, and David Olson. SOPH SEA CRUISE IS IN GYM TONIGHT Helmar Eggert's Orchestra Will Play For Annual g Soph- Dance Annual sophomore dance Soph Sea Cruise will be held tonight from 8:30 till 11:30 P. M. in the girls' gym. Helmar Eggert's orchestra will provide the music for the dancers. Decorations will be carried out in nautical settings, with the color schemeofblue, white, and orange. Johnny Keefer's school of dance will furnish entertainment with an unusual array of novelty numbers. A grand march, led by Eugene Zytkus, president of the second year class, and his guest, Dorothy Kaszubiak, will be one of the features of the evening. Chaperons and guests of honor will include members of the faculty, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. La Rue, Miss Jean Forester, Miss Dorothy Spross, and Miss Opal Drennan. Harold Boehler, chairman of the committee arranging the affair, is being assisted by Lucille Phillips, Sam Levine, Frances Dunn, Edward Abernathy, Eu- gene iielder, Dorothy Kaszubiak, and Ruth Devlin. University Of Toledo Group Presents Hotel Universe On Thursday, Friday, and Sat- urday nights, May 3, 4, and 5, the Dramatic Association of the University of Toledo will present the third of its major dramatic productions for this A season, Hotel Universe, the fantastic comedy by Philip Barry. This play, with its atmosphere of the supernatural, its brilliant comedy, and its philosophical, theme, will include such experi- enced actors as: Miss Louise Amsler, Norman Staiger, and Miss Mary Fraser. Theatre parties of ten or more students or teachers from Toledo High Schools can receive a spe- cial price of 30 cents per admis- sion for regular 50 cent seats. Reservations should be address- ed to the Dramatic Association of the University of Toledo. Naturalists' Group Will Take Trip to Bowling Green Members of the Toledo Field Naturalists' association will take their annual trip to the Bowling Green State College tonight when they will hear William P. Holt, professor at the college, speak on How to Know the Rock. Woodward teachers who are members of this association and who will make the trip are Mrs. Mary O'Brien and Miss Mary Boyles. x THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOODWARD TATTLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 5.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. ' - X QXW 'X 'arrdgdzrarf ' TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief .,,,.,...,............ , ....... Charles Klinksick Assistant Feature Editor ...................... Helgiihiwgya Exchange Editor ...........,.... ....................... 6 11 Display Editor .,.,........... .........,........, V irginia Mann j Virginia Schuster Club Editors ....... ......... l Carl Dority Feature Editor ...... ...,.................... J ames Moll . C B ll K h ora e e e rer News Editors ...... ....... 3 Anne Wegener Alvinia Piesiewicz Henry Nickpor Robert Ridenour I James Hope 1 Molly Meerkreb Busmess Manager ........................ Arthur Berkowitz Sports Editors ............... ....... Circulation Managers .................. Pressman ...................................... Edward J ankowski Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Rita Leibovitz, Julia Pollock, Jane Davis, Donald Knoke, Glenn Phifer, James Shemas, and Loerke, Sharon Staiger, Meyer Mills, William Ralph Worshtil. Q Miss Marie J. Doering Faculty Advisers .............. Hugh Montgomery The Senior Play THIS year's senior class extended its dramatic efforts beyond the field of mere entertainment. Last Friday when it presented Berkeley Square, it gave what other senior classes had given, a class play. Yet the production was of a type that offered the usual entertainment, but combined with this an accomplishment in dramat-ics and something of an educa- tional and thought-provoking nature. The Little Theatre Guild and the senior class chose a difficult play and presented it suc- cessfully. Comment would be very interes- ting if we could but discuss this and the class plays of the future in the manner in which forthcoming events were revealed in Berkeley Square. i The Girls' Prom IRLS will glory next Friday when the French club sponsors its annual Co- Ed Prom, which is for the fair damsels only.,Since in most of Woodward's activ- ities girls and boys share alike, this event is interesting to all observers. If we con- sider the school as the world, we might say that this is one time when 'cone half of the ivvorldndoesn't know how the other half oves. Weather Comment ERHAPS the cause of the severe and unusual weather we have experienced recently has been due to the rise of Hitler's storm troops. Very often the weatherman's reins are all wet. April showers bring more showers. Not much change in temperature sometimes makes P one boil. Maybe spring isn't coming, Byrd's gone south. Weather predictions are often as bad as the weather. Slowly rising temperature surely can take a long time. It's.a good thing that rainfall is meas- ured with decimal points rather than with yardsticks. ' If the Weather bureau weren't run by the federal government, we might blame the winters onto city politics. OFF ' Cuff Notes In the spring, a young man's fancy serious- ly turns to an overcoat fthe weather being what it isl. As for a young wo1nan's desires, Ruth Paisie buys candy bars while Rose Mary Hertzch is sticking to an apple a day. Bill Shames and Frank Siadak seemed to prefer blondes, but gossip hasn't told what the blondes prefer. Davey Davis has resigned his membership in the woman haters' club. Might ask Ruth Yeager the reason. Joe Penner has two convertsg Harry Childers likes Don't ever do that, and Minor Eyres whispers Woe is me when Miss Tippett springs another test. Ruth Cooperman has been going to class without Alvin Sanger lately. Changing her color scheme, perhaps? Eleanor Southwick is hoping that the adage All things come to her who waits is true. Bet she's late for her next class. Stephen Korecki hopes the sophomore dramatic group puts on Tom Thumb. Someone ought to tell him of Gulliver's Travels. N ymphiadora Funke and Virginia Stuart are spending a lot of time around Mr. Rohr's room. Just enough on the cuff to tell you there's a new crack on the second fioor, and that the last Who's Who was Pauline Wilsong .K ' Dizzy Dalfynitions Teacher---someone who can read your hand- writing. Spring fever--disease which makes people who never worked give up work altogether. Test--medieval torture made modern. Chemistry-any odor. Student--imaginary person. Puppy love--Garbo's appeal. Sleep walker-last person who bumped into you. Poetry---words rhyming with love and dove Dear Pola: W Who was that rude senior who knocked me down in the hall the other day. an abused freshman, Clarice Day. Dear Miss Day, . . You're wrong! That was senior. A senior, couldn't have been so rude. That was a teacher rushing to the office to get her pay. Knowingly, Pola. Dear Pola: Why is it that Mildred Nassar is always smiling at Stanley Hodnick and why does Edna May Kelly looks on so enviously? Curiously, Dorothy Regan. Dear Curious Dot, Why are you so curious? Edna may be a jealous girl but you are a curious one---that's a lot worse. Watch out! - ' . Yours, Pola. THEME SONGS Louis Schwartz-- Say, lend me a nickel till tomorrow? Clarence Heck- I can't. My reputation won't let me. Mary Jane Veller- Why Clarence,-I think your rep is da-ar-alingf' 'iHi, fiash--speed-stuff, got a penny? ask Bob Lafevre. Fred Leighton come up with his favorite, Oh, you nasty man. QThe Joe Penner chiselerl Jean Clifton comes in. Why don't youse guys pipe down. But the prize for the best theme song goes to Sam Forman. lt's surprising how many times he says, I don't know. Flashes From Friends If only myself could talk to myself As I knew him a year ago, I could tell him a lot That would save him a lot Of the things he ought to Stilletto, Kirksville, Missouri. know. ---The The man or woman who is not Well grounded and secure in a good vocation can have at best only insecure and disor- dered foundations for his culture, his re- ligion, his political cooperations, his leisure time, his good fellowship, or his family life.--The Hi-Crier, Toledo, Ohio. Courtesy Winner A boy down the hall came a-running The person he hit almost stunning Now he wonders each day Why his friends keep away They all duck when they see him a a-coming.-- The Pasco Press, Kanasas City, Missouri. U 1 t Elanor Straka: Teacher, can you get gulnished for something that you didn't 0 ' !7 Miss Walker: Of course not. Elanor Straka: Well, I didn't do my home work. -The Oliver News, Pittsburgh, Pa. How do you feel? Corking, said the bottle. Fin,', said the judge. Keen, said the knife. Yellow, said the banana. Tired, said the wheel. Cuckoo, said the clock. The Craftsman, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Book Briefs Les Miserables by Victor Hugo was one of the books mentioned during the Zet play as worthy of lasting through the ages. Grim somberness distinguishes the book, but now and then there appears a passage like the sun coming from behind the clouds. The story of the hero, Jean Valjean, is like that of the bird which would burn itself and from the flames emerge more radiant. Like the bird, Jean Valjean surmounted hardships to become a figure who, when once met, can never be forgotten. Turning from seriousness to historical ro- mances is qute a jump, but so is the jump that Sabatine, a modern author, takes when he writes novels of long ago. Saba- tini has been call a second Alexandre Dumas and of his stories Scaramouche,' comes the nearest to duplicating the ad- venturous freedom that Dumas achieved. Scaramouche', tells of the dazzling rise of an obscure personage during the French Revolution by the use of native wits and a good sword arm. It is light reading and helps to make the French Revolution in our history books more interesting. Both of these books and nearly all the others commented upon in the Zet play can be found in our school library. Calvin Coolidge's golf clubs were all left handed. Chance is governed by mathematical laws. For instance, if you could throw up a million tons of pennies, 500,000 tons would come up heads and 500,000 tons would come up tails. fTry it and seeb Air travel is this safe. Last year only one out of every 20,000 passengers was kill- ed, 5,862,000 miles flown for every passen- ger killed. THE WOODWARD TATTLER GRID SCHEDULE FOR '34 IS COMPLETED Mr. Meek Arranges For This Year's Basketball And Football Games Clyde M. Meek, secretary of the athletic board, has carded 10 games on the 1934 grid schedule and 14 for the basketball pro- gram. The Polar Bear grid eleven will take three trips,travel- ing to Youngstown, Lima, and Howe, Indiana. Dayton Kiser and Cleveland Central have also been booked in basketball. Teams that will oppose Woodward's quintet here are Holland, Lima South, Bliss- field, and Kenton. Football Schedule 15 Memorial Youngstown 22 Cl I dC t 1 Sept. 'There Sept. eve an en ra Here Sept. open Oct. Scott Here Oct. Dayton Kiser Here Oct. Waite There Oct. DeVilbiss Here Nov. Howe Military Academy There Nov. Libbey Here Nov. Lima South There Nov. Central Here Basketball Dec. 7 Holland Here Dec. 14 Lima South Here Dec. Blissfield Mich. Here Jan. Central There Jan. Scott Here Jan. DeVilbiss There Jan. Libbey There Jan. Waite Here Jan. Central Here Feb. DeVilbiss Here Feb. O en Feb. Krenton Here Feb. Scott There Feb. Waite There Feb. Libbey Hero -NEXT WEEK'S GAMES Girls' intra-mural volleyball games scheduled for next week are: Monday: Cardinals vs. N.R.A. Inter-Circle vs. Polar Bears Sophomore 3 vs. Juniors Tuesday: Boosters vs. Fasces ' Friendship vs. Mickey Mouse Cardinals vs. Cubs Thursday: Inter-Circle vs. Fasces Freshman 1 vs. Juniors Boosters vs. Cubs . N.R.A. ' vs. Mickey Mouse Beginning Of Spring Sports Make Circus Of Girls' Gym The girls' gym is beginning to look like a four ring circus with girls participating in deck tennis, volley ball, tumbling, and igh jumping. l As soon as the weather permits, the intra-mural leagues and regu- 'lar gym classes under the super- Vision of Miss Stella Cornwell will begin indoor baseball. Miss Catherine McClure will teach archery, while at the tennis games played in the girls' gym, girls from the leaders' class will ofliciate. l Tennis On List lg Although Woodward will have Q10 tennis team to compete against the other schools of the ity, this sport is included in the chedule of the intra-class sports. . tournament will be held at Jermain Park during May. ' .1 . V TRACK CANDIDATES BUILD JUMPING PIT Gym Instructors Work On Project Next To Gridiron Snow, rain, and cold weather could not dampen the enthusi- astic spirits of Homer Hanham, Art Smith, and some loyal Wood- ward students, therefore Wood- ward now has a jumping pit which rates among the best in the city. The jumping pit is situated in the Otto and Central street corner of the football field and is 18 feet long, 18 feet wide, and 18 inches deep. The pit is covered with cinders on the bottom and Hlled in with sawdust. On one side there is high jump takeoff, while on the side opposite there is both a broad jump runway and a pole vault takeoff. The athletic board, headed by Clyde Meek, made possible this track addition by furnishing the materials necessary for construc- tion. S. B. Crouse's classes hand- led all carpenter work on the pro- ject. Three students who contri- buted a great amount of time and work are Stan Lupinski, Orville I-Enkelman, and Stan Wisniew- s 1. A lot of jumping candidates should app ear now that the school has constructed a pit es- pecially adapted to this sport. . BEARHFAEQT- Wildcats, a quintet made up of Woodward students, Benny Ras, Ray Kozakowski, Walter Szelagowski, Frank Szczygiel, and Danny Walters, won the class C basketball tourney at the Y. M. C. A. recently, defeat- ing the Ramblers another quin- tet of Woodward pupils. The class A championship was captured by the Ciralsky Meats, a fast clicking colored five, consisting of former Wood- ward students. Now that spring has come, H o m e r l-lanham's and A r t Smith's gym classes are taking advantage of the nice weather and are playing indoor-baseball in Wilson park during their gym periods. The boys on the track teams, vying for a varsity W, will have to earn fifteen points to get one. Stance And Proper Grip Of Club Shown At Golf Meeting Standing and gripping were the principles stressed at the weekly meeting of Charles Ken- nett's golf class, in room 305 last Wednesday. Mr. Kennet is trying to get one of the country clubs to sponsor a student golfing day, when teams from the various high school will compete. TRACK TEAM WILL GO TO MANSFIELD Coach Smith Will Send Boys Tomorrow To Meet Other Schools Tomorrow the W o o d W a r d tracksters, under the direction of Art Smith, will travel to Mans- field, Ohio to take part in an open track meet W i t h competition from Scott, Libbey, Waite, and De Vilbiss, of Toledo, Lakewood and other Cleveland schools, and with other thin-clad teams throughout the state. The meet will include the following events: 100 yard dash, 220 yard dash, 440 yard dash, M mile run, 1 mile run, 220 low hurdles, 180 yard high hurdles, Z mile relay, 1 mile relay, high jump, pole vault, shot put, discus and javelin throw, and broad jump. Coach Smith has announced that the following boys will be entered if transportation can be provided: Jim Boyd, 100 yard dash, 220 yard dash, Z mile run, 1 mile run, and broad jump, Ed Holmes, discus and javelin throw, shot put, and Z mile rung Bill Kapela, 440 yard run, discus throw, shot put, Z mile run, and mile rung Burton Worral, 220 yard dash, M mile run, and mile rung Louie Chengges, 880 yard run and mile rung Wayne Romer, 880 yard run and mile, Morris Rappaport, 440 yard run and Z mile rung Louis Lupinski, discus and shot put. Ribbons will be awarded the winners of first, second, and third place in each event and each school will receive points on the same basis. Golf Placed On Inter-class Intra-mural Schedule Again Last year for the first time in the history of Woodward, golf was included in the inter-class intra-mural schedule. This sport proved so popular that Homer Hanham has included it in the schedule this year. The senior class, which won last year, is favored to take the inter-class tourney again since three mem- bers of the golfteam are seniors. Leon Phifer will be in charge of the tourney, which will be held during the month of May. Dance And Movie Increase Fund of Community Chest Anoon dance sponsored by Mrs. McLaughlin's first hour study group in 216 was held yesterday during fifth and sixth hours in the girls' gym. The orchestra which played for dancing was composed of Woodward band members. Another such dance will be held next Thursday, April 26. As the contribution of Miss Katherine Barnes' first hour study group in 309, two comedies were shown Tuesday conference hour in the auditorium. Proceeds for both the dance and movie will be given to the Community Chest fund. WGOLF TEAM WILL OPPOSE CENTRAL Boys Coached By Mr. Phipps Will Meet Irish On Wednesday Woodward golf sextet will take on the Central linksmen, Wed- nesday at 3:00 P. M., on the Ottawa park golf course. A good showing is not expected, since both teams have been unable to practice because of bad weather. Coach Howard Phipps will probably start the following boys: Leon Phifer, Charles Stewart, Casey Obloza, Al Krolikowski, Henry Nicpor, and either Ed Stager or John Struk in the sixth position. The alternates have not been chosen as yet. The Irish are annually repre- sented by a strong links sextet, and this year have two veterans, Wawrzyniak and Baumbaugh. Coach Al Sacksteder has not announced the rest of his lineup. Last year the Central golfers defeated Woodward by a point and a half, and our sextet is now out to avenge this defeat. Each boy on the team Will have to score three points to re- ceive a W golf letter. Since Hve matches will be held, this feat should be easy for most of the members. Woodward Girls Entertain Waite Club On Wednesday W ,club will entertain the Waite 'W girls at a party in the girls' gym Wednesday. Following baseball and giant volleyball game, a spread will be served. Waite W club is headed by Catherine Clark. Lucie Stipes, chairman of the committee in charge, is being assisted by Virginia Stewart, Maryellen DuMonte, Mary Jane McDonald, and Jean Clifton. Howard Phipps Ties Waite Golf Head In Recent Match Howard Phipps, Woodward golf mentor, recently tied Don McCallister, head of Waite golf- ers, in a match at Heather Downs. Coming up to the seventeenth tee, Mr. Phipps was three up. The seventeenth hole was tied, and Mr. lVlcCallister took the final one. The Waite instructor gave WoodWard's coach two holes at the begining of the match, and when they finished, Mr. Phipps still retained a lead of these two holes. The match was called a draw. Coach Bevan Is Attending Convention At Cleveland Woodward has four represen- tatives attending the annual con- vention of the American Physi- cal Education association which was held in Cleveland, April 19- 20. Rol Bevan, head coach at Woodward is also attending with Miss Stella Cornwell, Miss Catherine McClure, and Homer Hanham. THE WOODWARD TATTLER GRADE CARDS ARE PASSED TO PUPILS Thirty Four Are Recipients Of Perfect Records For Quarter J ame Hope and Earl Sommers, juniors, and Rita Loerke, a sopho- more, head the list of honor stu- dents for last quarter's work having obtained 6 A's. These students follow closely receiving 5 A's: seniors, Corabelle Kehrer,CharlesKlinksickg juniors, Thelma Kehrer, Molly Meerkreb, Jane Staiger, and Sam Schallg sophomores, Frances Dunn, Bertha J akcsy, Bertha Payak, and Eugene Zytkus, freshmen, Aaron Novick, and Nathan Schwartz. -Seniors who earned 4 A's are Ruth Ramlow, Anna Wegener, and June Mack, while Naomi Harrison, Alice I-Ienzler, and Wil- ma Harrison, acheived 3 A's and 1 B. Dorothy Crider and Wayne Lemont are the juniors who re- ceived 4 A's. Sophomores who secured 4 A's are Emily Braunschweiger, Sarah Chandler, Lillian Churski, Char- lotte Essick, Alice Farris, Nym- phiadora Funke, Fern Striggow, Genevieve Whitmore, Casimir Oblaza, Thaddeus Demski, and Anthony Milanowski. The follow- ing members of the second year class obtained 3 A's and 1 B: Sanford Schwartz, Marion Chi- miel, Faith Egar, Stella Funk, Doris Liljequist, James Thomp- son, and Frederick Holtfreter. Doris Rokicki, Myron Osborn, and Charles Scheer are the fresh- men who recieved 4 A's, and Earl Balsmeyer, William Klatzel, Robert Schuff, Benn Weinsten, Martha Maseman, and Hazel Ryan, procured 3 A's and 1 B. Students who earned 4 A's and 1 B are Dorothy Hall and Helen Swaya, juniors, Julia Bennett and Annette Veller, sophomores, and Virginia Szymanska, fresh- man. Senior Hi-Y Sends Members To Conference At Napoleon Stanley ,Mackowiak, Richard Pease, Henry Nichpor, William King, Edward Krecioch, Charles Wachtell, Dan Kasprzak, Ray DeLano, and Robert Ridenour represented the Woodward Hi-Y at a district conference of Hi-Y clubs at Napoleon, Ohio, Tues- day, April 17. Purpose of this convention was to discuss ways and means of improvlng Hi-Y organizations and how to make these organiza- tions of more use to the school. Zets Express Appreciation For Help In Magazine Play Zetalethean literary society and the Art Klan ,wish to thank all who assisted in the pro- duction of The Court of Maga- zines. They are under special obligation to The Little Theatre Guild for lighting effects and stage work and to members of the orchestra who furnished the music. - 1 MINUTE INTERVIEWS ll Eugene Zytkus Eugene Zytkus -- president of sophomore class -- elected by large majority-- born in Toledo-- graduated from parochial school- St. Adelberts--- in freshman year --elected member of student council- taking General course-- last year took four subjects--five this year--one of them electricity ---went to Bowling Green last year---for algebra---took first place ---going this year to compete in geometry--hobbies are all out- door sports such as---golf---indoor baseball--has a humorous streak ---that I wouldn't call a streak--- it is much too big--perhaps be- cause his initials are Ea-zy --- belongs to the International club and Social Science club--has been exempted from iinal exams in every subject he has taken so far--likes strawberry cake-is blond--- prefers dark clothes-- eyes are blue--asked me not to .state that he is---a woman hater ---enjoys school best--after two- thirty. Departments Will Display Products In Bank Window In a joint exhibition, the in- dustrial and ine arts depart- ments with the home economics division will display their res- pective products in the windows of the Commerce Guardian bank during the week of April 21. THESPIAN TROUPE IS ORGANIZED HERE Ten Theatre Guild Members Are Admitted To Group James Moll, Mollie Rubin, Pauline Wilson, Alvina Piesie- Wicz, Carl Dority, Robert Klein- hans, Ruth Kaminsky, Jane Staiger, Margaret Williams, and Meyer Davis, of The Little Thea- tre Guild, compose the member- ship of the newly installed Na- tional Thespian Troupe 270. The society, whose chief aim is to develop, a spirit of active and intelligent interest in dramatics will have Miss Dorothy Kellogg among high school boys and girls, as the director. The nation wide organization is an honor group, with entrance restricted to high school students who have played with merit in a major role of one long play or two one acts, had minor speaking parts in at least three p l a y s, worked as business manager on production, or written a play which is roduced. Each member P -receives the National Thespian magazine, which is sent each year he is in high school and one year after graduation. Each troupe is also entitled to reduced royalty rates on many well known plays. The organization is named after Thespis, a Greek tragedian and actor of the sixth century. Thespis was the first man to use an actor to speak lines on the stage, and Hrst made masks so that an actor could represent more than one character. In calling the society The National Thespiansf' tribute is being paid to this Greek actor. Woodward Journalists Will Attend Press Club Meeting The regular monthly meeting of the High School Press club will take place Wednesday, April 18, at Central high school at 3 P. M. Representatives from all high school publications are to be present at the meeting to discuss newspapers work. HALL TRANSFORMED BY AQUATIC SCENES If you love the unusual, adore the colorful, and above all, de- light in fairy tales,- just stroll along the west side of the second floor which you will find transformed into a dazzling, glittering sea where myriads of fantastical fishes swim across the Wall. The princess of this marvelous fairy tale must be that orange fish, possessing those violet fins, who is leaping out of a whirlpool in a most un-prin-cess-like manner to devour a delicious butterfly. Presto! The color of the water has changed to a dull green. Enter the villian, ejecting his deadly black fluid in his best villianous manner. To the rescue! The dashing golden hero appears upon the scene angrily blowing up bubbles, escorted by a host of yellow starfish, and so--- use your imagination! The irst year art students who have created these monarchs of the sea under the supervision of Miss June Anderson are as follows: Jean Clifton, Zygmond Kacmarek, Robert Keiter, Harrietta Shea, Gifford Meacham, Bernard Greenbaum, Rose J ablonski, Theresa Pioterek, Melvin Lechlak, Faith Eger, Gust Kostopulos, Daniel Yaross, Janet Maseman, Earl Kelly, Florence Dilinski, Edith Glomersall, J oesph Cwieka, Robert Fisher, and Leonard Szymorowski. MASQUERADE BALL SCENE IS SKETCHED Various Costumes Appear At Annual, Royal Affair Spanish senoritas--- French belles---bold pirates---Bohemian vagabonds--perhaps even Miss Cronk, as an Eskimo---dancing Dutch girls---Scotch lassies-Ger- man frauleins--and maybe some plain everyday American girls. Ah ---- Silence in the court--- their royal highnesses arrive ---- the orchestra swings into the commanding strains ofa majestic march--the king and queen promenade slowly down the aisle to their flower bedecked throne, and, still maintaining their royal composure, seat themselves on their imperial dais ---- they nod graciously thru the powdery clouds of confetti, fiowers, and assorted gifts thrown at them by the cheering mobs---gradu- ally the roar of the vociferous throng dies down---and at a gesture from H. R. H.- the mu- sicians again resume their ren- dition of orchestrations in a warmer degree. After an interlude of dancing, the master of ceremonies an- nounces the grand march ---- h e steps to the middle of the floor and as the music begins he calls out the formations for the prome- nade---hidden judges sidle hither and thither among the gay mas- queraders--they glance with gleaming orbs at first one and then another of the crowd---now and then they turn to one side and pull out from a concealed pocket a diminutive notebook in which they jot down a note or two-- off and on during this ex- tremely laborious work the judges stop for a bit of refresh- ment, then go on and on ---- at last the grand march is at an end and the master of ceremonies yells out The winnahs are ---- but wait ---- come to the Coed Prom and discover for yourself. DEADLINE FLASHES Mrs Lacost spoke to the mem- bers of the Periclean Literary society on What Many Girls are Thinking About at a meeting which was held Wednesday, April 11. O Ill D Ann Frank and Frank Bielski, who is a f o r m e r Woodward student, were chosen as the best dancing couple at the Fasces club dance, Wednesday. Howard Phipps crowned the couple as king and queen. 8 li I Miss Fay Miller, nurse of De- Vilbiss high school, will speak at the next meeting of t h e Mothers' club May 9, in ob- servance of National Health Week. L oon RD TATTLER Constantly, Consistently Constructi ve J l w Vol VI Toiedo, ohio, April 27,1934 No. 26 l w 7 ZETS HOLD DANCE TOMORROW NIGHT Wayne Cha1len's Orchestra Plays At Chamber Of Commerce , Tomorrow evening in the Chamber of Commerce Ballroom from nine until twelve o'clock the Zetalethean literary society will hold its annual dance, Ze Zet Zwirlf' Wayne Challen's orchestra, which is popular among the younger set having played for two of the city high schools' J Hops and for numerous univer- sity dances, will furnish the music. Dance programs featuring the society colors, green and gray, will be given to the girls. Mr. and Mrs. C. C. LaRue head the list of guests followed by Miss Edith Murphy, Mr. -and Mrs. George Ramlow, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Fijalkoski, Mr. and Mrs. W. F. Henzler, Mrs. F. P. Keefer, Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Staiger, Mr. and Mrs. George Schuster, Mr. A. W. Just, Mr. and Mrs. M. E. Kaslly, Mr. and Mrs. M. Abood, Mr. and Mrs. Kaszubiak, Mr. and Mrs. Robert DuMounte, and Mr. and Mrs. Paul Braunschweiger. The following faculty members will be chaperons: Miss Louise Tippett, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Van- Gorder. Miss June Anderson, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, 'Miss Marie Doering, Miss Amie Miller, Mr. and Mrs. Philo C. Dunsrriore, Miss Catherine McClure, Miss Dorothy Warner, Mr. and Mrs. V. Alberstett and Mr. and Mrs. Raymond F. Lowry. Committee in charge of this social event is Virginia Schuster, chairman, Betty Kaslly, Helen Abood, Maryellen DuMounte, Emily Braunschweiger, and Dorothy Kaszubiak. Fred Flickinger Will Speak To Science Pupils On Birds Fred Flickinger will speak on Birds at a meeting to be held Tuesday, conference hour in the auditorium. Colored pictures and lantern slides illustrating his talk will be shown. This meeting is being sponsored by the biology department for the purpose of acquainting science students with activities of bird life. All science, biology, and physiology students are asked to attend. Toledo Press Association Is To Meet At Woodward Woodward Tattler staff will be host at the regular monthly meeting of the Toledo High school press association which will be held in the Woodward library, Wednesday, May 16 at three o'clock. LATIN CLUB BRINGS DR. LAUGHTON HERE Toledo Minister Will Address Upper Classmen On Thursday Dr. George Laughton, minister of the First Congregational Church, will speak on How are Your Morals? in the educational program which the Fasces club is presenting in the auditorium next Thursday, May 3. Dr. Laughton, who is well known in Toledo, is one of the ten ministers who have been invited by the International Church Un- ion to visit England and give ser- mons there this summer. Ruth Ramlow, president of the club, will preside, andthe Bro- decki sisters, Marie, Adela, and Olga, will play selections during the program. Arrangements for the meeting were made by Ruth Ramlow and Howard Phipps, adviser of the club. All sophomores, juniors, and seniors interested in the program are invited.- Senior Girl Ends Search Of Two Years For Mud Puppy Climaxing a search of two years, the biology classes have finally acquired a mud puppy which was brought in last Tues- day by Adela Brodecki, a studentf in Miss Boyles 6th hour biology class. A mud puppy, which is an amphiban a n i m al difficult to find, is about eight inches long, colored a brown that fades into black spots all over its body, has dark red external gills at the back of its blunt head, and has four feet. CLUB PRESIDENT HAS LEAD IN PLAY Joan Elmer Joan Elmer, president of the Powder and Paint Players, sopho- more dramatic society, played a leading ' part in Wie-:nies on Wednesday, one of the class plays presented by the club third and fourth hours today. Station YYYY7 was also given. The productions were under the di- rection of Miss Dorothy Warner. Friendship Girls, Mothers To Attend Tea At Y.W.C.A. Mothers of all Friendship girls and their daughters will be guests at a tea to be given in the Y. W. C. A. Sunday, April 29. The purpose of this affair is to acquaint the mothers with the various activities of their daugh- ters at the Y. W. C. A. and to create and further the feeling, for the girls, of city-wide friend- ship and cooperation. EVERY EFFORT PUT FORTH IN CHEST DRIVE Among contributions for Community Chest funds, a paper sale was held yesterday by a group of nine home rooms Mrs. Hazel McManamon, room 220, Miss Dorothy Bardo, 253, Miss Dorothy Warner, 349, Howard Phipps, 142, Miss Bertha Meng, 146, Miss Catherine Brown, 152, Henry Gerber, 246, Miss Betty Nelson, 248, and Miss Dorothy Kellogg, 318. Putting contests have been held conference hours this week in room 254. Mrs. McLaughlin's iirst hour study group in 216 sponsored a noon dance which was given Thursday fifth and sixth hours in the girls' gym. Fortunes have been told at the stationer's desk this week dur- ing lunch periods. Home-made cake and ice cream were served during conference hour and lunch periods Monday and Tuesday. A wrestling match was held last Friday conference hour in the boys' gym. Doughnuts were sold Monday conference hour and both lunch periods. ' Magic slates have been on sale in room 145. The Art Klan has been selling cards and cartoons. According to the preliminary report compiled by the office, A Woodward's Community Chest fund amounts to 3S300.00. FRENCH CLUB HAS SIXTH CO-ED PROM Prizes Are Offered Tonight, Concession Booth Provided Coquettish senoritas and bold pirates will mingle with small children at the sixth annual Co- Ed Prom which will be given in the girls' gym tonight by Le Cercle Francais. Jack Bishop and his orchestra will provide tunes for dancing from 8 to 11 o'clock. The gym will be transformed into ahuge tent, and decorations will follow a circus theme. Virginia Stackowicz wlll be ringmistress. Prizes for the most beautiful, the most original, the funniest single, the most beautiful, and the funniest couple will be award- ed by a king and queen, whose identity is to be disclosed at the dance. Attractive programs will be given to the girls and refresh- ments will be served, there will also be a concession booth where balloons, popcorn, and peanuts may be bought. Mrs. Mary O'Brien, Miss Katherine Barnes, Miss Laura Adams, Miss Frances Sivers, and Miss Mary Boyles are chaperone for the affair, and all feminine members of the faculty are in- vited to attend. Sharon Leibovitz, general chairman of the Prom, is being assisted by the following committee heads: Mae Mc- Knight, orchestra, Rita McCarty, decorations, Ethel Dull, publicity, Julia Bennett, refreshments, and Jean Mathie, entertainment. Remaining Bowling 1 Green Entrants Are Announced Representatives in French to the Bowling Green Scholarship tournament, have been an- nounced by Miss Adrienne Cur- tis. Leone Bennett and Sanford Schwartz will represent French IV, while Ben Schall and Cecelia LeFevre are going for first year French. Dorothy Crider has been se- lected as the other entrant in junior English. Freshman Submits Winning Name For Friendship Party Riverside Revels, submitted by Virgina Stevenson, a fresh- man, was judged the prize-win- ning name for the Junior Friend- ship club card-party and dance to be given Friday, May 4, in the Ri- verside Boat club. Julia Bennet is in charge of all arrangements for the affair, which is the first social event of the club. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOGDWARD TATTLEH PRINCIPAL POINTS Roving Reporter Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 35.15 per semester, 3.03 single issue. By Mr. La Rue The sophomore occupies one of xmmifm Auo. the most enviable positions in the r .,IR. ff' Membgr - 9 school. He is through with all the Newspam 11,25 flL QQaX ' trials and tribulations that beset -f :11 gs the freshman. He is an old hand at - ' Q the business of high school work. TATTLER STAFF Edit,-,r-in-Chief ,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,........ C harles Klinksick Assistant Feature Edit0l' ----- --------.---- I 161911 Swaya Exchange Editor ................ ----------.------- E thel Dull Display Editor ................ .........,..... V irginia Mann . j Virginia Schuster Club Editors ........ .. ..... I Carl Dority Feature Editor ,,,.,,, ........................ J ames Moll XI Ed. Cora Belle Kehrer ' ews ltors ' ' A nne Wegener ' lAlvinia Piesiewicz Sports Editors .... ...... H enry Nickpor L Robert Ridenour , , James Hope Circulation Managers .... .......... M ony Meerkl-eb Business Manager ........................ Arthur Berkowitz Pressman ................. ..................... E dward Jankowski Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Rita Leibovitz, Julia Pollock, Jane Davis, Donald Knoke, Glenn Phifer, James Shemas, and Loerke, Sharon Staiger, Meyer Mills, William Ralph Worshtil. Miss Marie J. Doering Hugh Montgomery The Track Team HE UNUSUAL has happened, Wood- ward trackmen defeated the Libbey team for the first time in the history of the school. Does this predict a successful season? Of course, the victory came by a narrow margin only, but last Saturday at Mansfield, Woodward stood sixth on the list of 40 schools. We hope that fortune may favor us this year and that at the end of the track season Woodward's team may have offered stiff opposition to all its opponents. An interesting sidelight of sport activi- ties is the student's attitude. If the track, basketball, or football team is losing during the season, the coach and team members are raked over the coals from all sides, but if the group is winning, it is each student who boasts, We have a good team this year, making clear his connection with the winners. Faculty Advisers. Clean Up Week ROM April 30 to May 5 is Clean-up Week, in Toledo, the time when every. one gives special attention to the cleanli- ness of his surroundings. In Woodward, the rubbish and refuse condition has not caused a particularly objectional situation though our surroundings do demand attention and improvement. But true clean-up, extending further than external things, applies to our thoughts, actions, and speech. If each individual bathes his mind with purity, scrubs his doings with honesty, and cleans and polishes his language with intelligence, Woodward needs no fear of having the halls choked with waste paper, the school grounds flowered with lunch wrappers, or frail- minded members of the frailer sex framing the school's mirrors with rouge and lip- stick. He is onto the ropes. On the other hand he has not progressed far enough into school to be much engrossed with its social life. He follows the various athletic teams and attends one or two big social func- tions. But for him the school and the recita- tion room are the important things. He is usually intensely for his school and all it stands for. He holds too a peculiar advantage in the choice of a curriculum. He can change into some other field without much loss of credit. This cannot be done so well in the year following. Being a sophomore of course has some drawbacks. We cannot expect him to have the poise and sureness of a junior, or the sophistication of a senior. He is some- times noisy when quietness would be in better taste and he is prone to hide his emo- tions under a crust of bravado. He is however less of an actor and more nearly himself than at any other stage of his high school career. Here at Woodward we have 530 sophomores. They are a splendid group. lWe hope that all of them will return next year as juniors. OFF 'C View the page inscribed by fate For every sophomore lad and lass, Look! Just see the future great Of this year's rising sophomore class .... To New York! How every one Enjoys Broadway where gay lights dance! Hero? Why, 'tis Evdemon, Directing men. He's risen high. Extra! Crashing headlines scream--- Oblaza wins the golfing cup, Schoonmacker stars with crack cage teamg Dale Oswald, champion -batter-up. Washington! The White House stands Still firm and solid as years iiowg Eugene Zytkus' guiding hands Our nation saves from every foe. Solemn Senate, grim and calm, Respects the speech of Franklin Shore, Silver words like healing balm Are spoken by this orator. Fortune smiled on many more, They paint, they sing, they danceg they write, Fame came to each sophomore Who was a loyal Woodwardite. WHO'S wao ' ' ' Shy smile---gay sense of humor---and non- chalant walk---are the distinctive character- istics of this sophomore boy---who is an act- ive oflicer of the second year class---as well as a member of the band and orchestra-U never being seen strolling down the hall with a member of the opposite sex---although our all-knowing reporter has discovered that his heart's desire possesses the initials F. S.--- having more information than necessary space---we conclude this column with the revealing name---which, if you have not already guessed, is---dloraH relheoB. In answer to the question, What do you think of extra-curicular activities for the sophomore class? the following responses were received: Extra-curicular activities, in moder- ation, appear to be one of the leading factors in destroying the monotany and stimulating the interest of school life. Sophomores, especially, need these di- versions, for ahead of us are two impor- tant years that should be free from the faintest suggestion ofa distasteful routine. Annette Veller-'36 ln my opinion, extra-curicular activities are essential for the sophomore class. These activities give them the foundation and ex- perience for active positions in the future. Steve Evdemon-'36. Extra-curicular activities are exceeding- ly necessary for sophomores. They develop leadership, co-operation, initiative, and originality among the students. Miss Grace Cronk. Any extra-curicular activities that have been held have been a success. The second year students have proved by this that they are capable of carrying on outside affairs with the proper supervision. Clyde Meek. ' Is That So? Maybe we shouldn't tell it, but the word 'isophomoreu means foolishly wise. At least 350,000,000 is collected every year by swindlers pleading charity. After Korean garments are glued instead of sewed, they are taken apart every time they are washed. Webster gave this definition before the radio was invented: croon, to make a con- tinuous hollow sound, as cattle in pain. T. N. T. means Trinitrotoluene Cyou pro- nounce it!J. ln the U. S., the ratio of motor vehicles is one car to every person. ln the world, it is one to sixty. -. Club Chats -:- Although the history of the sophomore class is short, there are many things of interest and merit connected with it. En- tering last year, the class got off to a good start leading all other city high schools in freshman enrollment and with the largest class in Woodward's history. The only way the class had to distinguish itself the first year was by the scholarship tests taken at Bowling Green, where four freshmen placed in the first ten in their particular subjects. This year they are an organized class with Eugene Zytkus as president, Harold Boehler, vice-presidentg Frances Dunn, sec- retaryg Lucille Phillips, treasurerg and Eugene Fielder, sergeant-at-arms. The executive committee consists of Nymphia- dora Funke, Bertha Jakcsy, and Fred Holtfreter. The Soph Sea Cruise, the class dance, which took place last Friday night with Harold Boehler as general chairman, was a big success. Clara Bustow is the general stage man- ager of the two sophomore plays, Weinies on Wednesday, and Station Y Y Y Y given 3rd and 4th hours today. Sophomores are prominent in sports, football, basketball, and track. Winding up this narration, we present the class deans, Clyde Meek and Miss Grace Cronk. THE WOODWARD TATTLER BEAR TRACKSTERS NOSE OUT LIBBEY Leroy Holmes Takes Three First Places In :L e Meet .. -. VA,. ,gf1 .,,...--...., Q, l - 'I i, -'r 1 . ,Ql',i' f A v Art Smith Woodward Hi tracksters, coached by Art Smith, defeated the Libbey thin-clads by the close score of 64-63 on the Woodward track Wednesday, April 18. Libbey carried off eight first places to Woodward's seven, but the Bears monopolized enough second and third positions to win the event. ' Leroy Holmes was the outstand- ing Woodward figure in the meet, capturing three first, a second, and a third, and throwing the javelin for a distance of 159 feet and 10 inches for a new city mark. Youngs was the outstand- ing Libbey trackster, capturing two firsts. Following are the events: 100 yd. dash---Boyd QWD, Gomolski QLD, Kapela QLD, 220 yd. dash-- Youngs QLD, Gomolski QLD, Walker QWD, 440 yd. dash-- Youngs QLD, Kapela QLD, Parker QWD, 880 yd. dash---Kelly QWD, Cliengges QWD, Brand QWD, mile run---Rutkowski QLD,Dawson QWD, Dymanski QLD, 70 ydi high hurdle Tallman QLD, Berkbile QLD, Spencer QWD, 110 yd. low hurdles --Berkbile QLD, Tallman QLD, Par- ker QWDQ shot put---Holmes QWD, Lupinski QWDQ javelin---Holmes QWD, Kapela QWD, Czarcenski QWD, high jump---Boyd QWD, Potsman QLD, Holmes QWD, broad jumpe- Holmes QWD, Pasch QLD, Boyd QWD, pole vault--Pollack QLD, Bustow QWD, Freeman QWDQ D5 mile relay ---Libbey, mile relay---Libbey. Stan Lupinski Takes School Heavyweight Championship In the finals of the wrestling match held Friday, April 20, Stanley Lupinski defeated Frank Blum to take the heavyweight championship of Woodward high school. Other bouts included Noel Dawson who won over Sol Rappaport in the 155 pound division. In the 135-145 pound division, Bob LeFevre downed Warren Worrmington in one of the fastest matches on the card. Two other interesting contests were Al Grubinski, who defeated Jack Bauman in the 125-135 weights and Leo J eko who threw Bill Hester in the 125 weights. The last match on the card found Lawrence Roberts taking an easy win over Earl Shuff in the 120 pound division. Carl Corthell was in charge of this event. TEACHERS MAY TRY NEW GYM SYSTEM Classification Plan For Boys Gym Is Suggested At Convention At the annual convention of the American Physical Education Association which was held in Cleveland last week, Frederick Rand Rogers, author and physi- cal education instructor, conduct- ed special meetings on physical capacity tests which introduced a new way of classifying boys in gym classes. Instead of classifying the boys by their class, the new method grades them according to their physical capacity which is de- termined by various tests, which are the arm strength, the leg strength, the spirometer lung, the chin, and the pull up. After the tests have been taken, the scores are looked up in a physi- cal fitness index, and classifi- cations are made according to this rating. In New York this method is being used successfully. Homer Hanham and Art Smith are Working out a plan for employ- ing this method in Woodward, and if the necessary equipment can be obtained, they will give the new system a trial. Miss Dorothy Bardo's class in Composition is taking up the study of good manners and etiquette along with its regular work, which includes notes of thanks, invitations, and accept' ance. A4 WGOLF TEAM DROPS SPORT SPARKS Marion Shires J aworski left Monday to join the Dayton Ducks,,' a baseball team in Mid- Atlantic circuit. The Dayton nine opens its season May 9. Scott thin-clads, on scoring 68 points in the Mansfieldtrack meet, copped first place, defeat- ing Mansfield, the defending champions who' finished second, with 48 points. DeVilbiss and Libbey placed fourth and seven- teenth respectively. Dan Slawski, one of Wood- ward's foremost pugilistic re- to the Toledo boxing cruits V circles, recently defeated Maurice an amatuer lightweight Evers, boxer, in the annual city-wide boxing tournament sponsored by the Y. M. C. A. Dan won the bout when his opponent failed to come back in the third round. The 1934 grid candidates keep in training lifting weights, run- ning the cinder paths, and watch- ing their diets. Coach Rollie Bevan is one of the members on the judges' com- mittee, which decides the win- ners in the Y - boxing tourney. Since spring football is not al- lowed this year, the coaches of various teams are working on elaborate track programs. In a re- cent meet, Vince Kelly, Bear grid- der, captured first place in the M mile and Bull Dawson finished ' second in the mile. CONVENTION PLEASES REPRESENTATIVES I Rol Bevan, another attendant of the Cleveland Convention last week, was also met by the inquisitive reporter and was forced to render his statement and opinion which is: The con- vention was very unusual and unique, because it illustrated every phase of physical educa- tion in a more modern way? As all the other representives, Mr. Bevan enjoyed the pageant Olympia Through The Ages. Coach Rol Bevan heard Doc McCurdy who is the oldest phys- ical education instructor and coach and hails from Springfield, Massachusetts talked on the Old Fashioned and More Modern Method of Physical Education. The convention was very in- teresting, and I enjoyed the three speakers whom I heard. I was present at the speeches of Lou Little, football coach of Columbia University, Harry Kipke, grid coach of Michigan, and Fredrick Rand Rogers, Dean of Health Ed- ucation, Boston University. This was the statement made by Homer Hanham upon his being accosted by an inquisitive re- porter. Mr. Hanham enjoyed the pageant, Olympia Through The Ages, which opened the conven- tion and said that the tumblers who participated in this pageant were the best he had ever seen. The right way to enjoy your- self is to do so as you go along--- donit wait for some high spot, be- cause when it comes, you won't get all the fun you anticipated, began Dr. A. H. Silver in his ad- dress on Philosophy and Recrea- tion before the Physical Edu- cational Convention in C 1 e v e- land. The Misses Catherine McClure and Stella Cornwell enjoyed Shawn and his ensemble of men dancers who thrilled the au- dience seated in the mammoth Coliseum. The most spectacular presen- tation was the pageant Olympia Through the Ages in which three thousand and five hundred students including some from elementary schools, colleges, private schools, and organiza- tions participated. The program was opened by the large Cleve- land high band. The develope- ment 'of physical education through the Grecian Age the Age of Chivalry, late European in- fluence, the gay nineties and modern physical education was shown. As the grand fdnale, all sports taken up in high schools and colleges were represented. GAME TO CENTRAL Captain Scores Two Points In Season's First Match Coach Howard Phipps' golf sextet dropped a 14-4 match to a strong Central links team last Wednesday afternoon on the Ottawa golf links. Wawrzyniak, Merritt, and Rosenfelder blanked Obloza, Krolikowski, and Struk to score a total of nine points for the Irish. Losing the first nine three down, Leon Phifer, Bear captain, came back on the second nine with a five up advantage to score two points on his opponent, Extine, Central one man. Charles Stewart and Henry Nichpor scored one point each from Operacz and Corbett for the rest of the Woodward team's points. Walt Operacz and Rosenfelder glaiared medalist honors with 's. ' Next Wednesday, the Polar Bear linksmen will meet Libbey, the strongest contender for the championship. Coach Phipps will probably change the lineup slightly. Summary Woodward Central Player Out In Match T Player Out In Match T Phifer 0 1 1 2 Extine 1 0 0 1 Stewart 0 1 0 1 Operacz 1 0 1 2 Obloza O 0 0 0 Wa'r'y'i 1 1 1 3 Nickpor 0 1 0 1 Corbett 1 0 1 Krolik's'k'i 0 0 0 Merritt 1 1 1 Struk 0 0 0 R'e'f'1'd' 1 1 1 0 3 4 Total 6 3 5 2 3 3 14 Total Intra-mural Baseball Monday, April 30, intra-mural indoor games will start. These games will be played after school on the four diamonds in Wilson Park and Homer Han- ham and Art Smith, gym in- structors, will be in charge. The schedule follows: Monday, April 30 Q. Sz D. vs Latin club N. R. A. vs Electrical French club vs Pencil Pushers F risndljia Center vs Polish Knights T 1 ues ay, ay Genral Shop vs Sr. Hi-Y Tattler Staff vs Pica club Art Klan vs Auto Mechanics Peiuper club vs Junior Hi-Y Woodward Thin-clads Place Sixth At Mansfield Meet Taking three places at the Mansfield track meet held last Saturday April 21, the Woodward tracksters, under the supervision of Art Smith, captured sixth place in a competition of forty schools by gaining 13M points. Those who placed from Wood- ward were Leroy Holmes, first place in the javelin throw, 166 feet, and second place in the dis- cus throw, 116 feet 11 inches and Jimmy Boyd, who broad- jumped 19 feet 7 inches to carry off second place in that particular event. Woodward track men who went to Mansfield were Holmes, . Boyd, Kapela, and Worral. THE WOODWARD TATTLER PLANS FOR SENIOR PROM COMPLETED Chaperons, Guests Of Honor For Annual Dance Chosen Guests and chaperons have been chosen for the Senior Prom which will be an event of May 12 inthe Commodore Perry Ball- room. James Huber and his Royal Venetians will play for dancing between 9 and 12. Guests of honor are: Mr. and Mrs. Chas. S. Meek, Mr. and Mrs. P. C. Dunsmore, Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Meek, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. La Rue, Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Lowry, Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crouse, Miss Amie Miller, and Miss Anne Wetterman. ' Mr. and Mrs. R. K. Sheline, Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Montgomery, Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Staneart, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Smith, Mr. and Mrs. Homer Hanham, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Stella Cornwell, and Miss Kathryn Mc Clure have been selected to 'act as chaperons. Don Mc Ferren, chairman of the committee in charge of this large social affair, is being as- sisted by Florence Schindler, Ethel Dull, Marian Kerwin, Vivian Wells, Isadore Reichlin, and Alvin Sanger. Trophy Offered In Contest For City High School Paper Alpha Phi Gamma, national honorary Journalism fraternity, and the Toledo Blade are conduct- ing a newspaper contest for all high schools in the city. The best newspaper published since Sep- tember 1, 1933, and the best story in each of the four editorial iields, news, sports, feature, and editor- ial are to be selected and sent to the university not later than noon, Saturday, April 23. The school winning the high- est numbers of points, judged ac- cording to the point system used by the Ohio College News- paper Association, will be given a trophy which will be the per- manent possession of the school receiving the award for three years. The award is to be announced May 11 when high school seniors meet at the uni- virsity for High School Dayf' News-Bee Editor Will Speak To Press Students At T. U. The second of the city-wide journalism meetings for students interested in newspaper work will be held to-day at 8 P.M. in the conference room at Toledo University. Carleton K. Matson, editor of the News-Bee, will address the meeting on The Most Important Man in Newspaper Work, to be followed by a discussion, which will be led by Harold Hartley, managing editor of the Times, and will be attended by Charles Corbin, managing editor of the Blade. Minute Interviews All fears were dispelled when she smiled so disarmingly---has keen sense of humor--sparkling personality---Toledo is privileged place of her birth---developed her talents in numerous places--gra- duated from Hillsdale college in Michigan---graced Albion with her presence---tackled play pro- duction at Columbia--and proves it by her able direction of The Powder and Paint Players -n taught at Jones Junior before coming to Woodward---wouldn't change now for the world--- Be- cause everyone here is friendly and cooperative''---dramatics and music her hobbies--- likes books in general--mystery and wild west stories--- taboo--- wore blue when interviewed---yet dislikes it---says it's because she wore it so much as a child--asked me not to tell that she has a secret throb---it's Jack Benny---the old heart throbber---favorite movie star---Ann Harding---experienced greatest thrill--when shown through back stage of Radio City ---during Christmas vacation--- gives you a Delta Gamma smile--- laughingly disclosed that she has an annoyingly sweet tooth---dis- likes having her picture taken--- if she could have changed places ---she would have liked to have been---a second Sarah Bernhardt ---we're glad she's just who she is---Miss Dorothy Warner. Senior Girls Hear College President From New York At a recent meeting of the senior girls, Dr. Lind, president of Elmira College in New York, talked about this girls' school and what a college education means. The remaining portion of the meeting was devoted to selecting committees for various affairs in which senior girls will partici- pate. Alice Kreft was chosen to act as chairman at these meetings. Junerose ImOberstag was se- lected as chairman of the cor- sage committee with Leona Gwodz, Alice Gertz, and Lucille Antoine assistants. Dresses chosen to wear at commencement exercises are white spectators sport. ...M-.Mmm CLASSROOM CLIPPINGS Steve Topor and Walter Zalewski, seniors, have each completed a layout and Height gage, an instrument also used for checking angles. These de- vices were made in machine shop under the direction of Paul Thomae, instructor, and will be displayed soon at the Commerce Guardian bank building. Fourth hour physiology stu- dents, instructed by Mrs. Mary O'Brien, have set May 22 as the date for their visit to Mercy hospital. ANOTHER FUN NITE PROGRAM PLANNED Cage Squad Will Receive Gold Basketballs From Proceeds Woodward students will again be given the opportunity to satiate their hunger for foot- lights and spots when Fun Nite will be held in the Ohio Theater the nights of May 16 and 17. One hour of fast stepping vaudeville is being planned by the commit- tee headed by Clyde Van Tassel assisted by by Miss Catherine McClure, Homer Hanham, and Miss Marie Doering. The surrounding program con- sists of a series of shorts and the feature presentation Stage Mother. Mr. Van Tassel stated that five or six clubs will be asked to take charge of the ticket sales, and the Tattler is in charge of publicity. Tickets may be purchased for either the Wednesday or Thurs- day performance for fifteen cents. The proceeds will be used to pur- chase gold basketballs, which will be presented to the members of the basketball squad. Toledo U. Offers Summer Course In Play Production A laboratory course in pl a y production including the tech- nique of acting, methods of di- rection, stagecraft, play analysis, and make-up, will be offered with enrollment at the regular tuition rate for the summer session at the University of Toledo. The laboratory theater, under the direction of L. D. Barnhart, director of drama at the Univer- sity, assisted by Glen Webster, in charge of stagecraft, will pre- sent practical experience and actual practice in the t h e a t e r workshop on several plays now under consideration. ' ' Nine Woodward tracksters will attend the Ohio Wesleyan track meet in Delaware, Ohio, tomorrow where each city high and neighboring Ohio cities will have teams e n t e I e d. Holmes, Kapela, Boyd,Worral, Walker, K ell e r, Chengges, Czarcenski, and Lupinski will represent Woodwood. A r t Smith and Horner Hanham will furnish the transportation. P. T. A. To Hold Second Card Party On Monday Evening Becauseofthe inability of many guests to attend-the card party sponsored by the P. T. A. Wednesday, April 18, a similar affair will be held at 7:45 P.M. in the home of Mrs. Blackman. A profit of S70 was taken in at the card party held recently. This amount along with the money taken in at the party to be held April 30 will be used for welfare work. The same committee will be in ,charge of arrangements. REPORTER STROLLS LOOKING FOR NEWS But Finds Only Irish Woman And Signs Of Spring In Corridor Donning what I thought was my best reporter-ish manner and trying my utmost to appear very eflicient, fl have discovered that the accomplishment of looking business-like is a great asset in this outlandish occupation of. sticking your nose into other people's businessj I strolled aim- lessly down the corrider trying to find things out of place fwhich they weren'tJ when, rounding a corner, my eye fell upon an ob- ject which was exceedingly un- familiar. This must be what they call news, says I, hastening to the spot. The object was rap- idly developing into a hefty wo- man, busily weilding a mop, at the same time interestedly ob- serving the passers-by. Aha!'f says I, Fresh from Ire- land, and a stranger here. My best reporter-ish manner smelled news. 'The top 0' the morning to you. fThis is the best manner of approach being as it puts the victims 1n good humor, at the same time giving you plenty of time to think up questionsl Alas! Alack! Woe is me! The woman began firing inquiries at me with a rapidity which left me reeling. Be ye a-knowin who them two love-birds sittin' on the railin' be? Why, Emily Braunschweiger and Jim Follasf' Faith, 'tis shure the spring 0' the year! Say, just look at them two monkeys cuttin' up over there, will ye?,' I followed her glance. Just Johnny Russel and Harry Miller going through the usual contortions as they try to outdo each other, eating. Now, if she ain't a foine colleen! came the next obser- vation, as she gazed admiringly at Fern Striggow strolling by. Well, look at that funny Sa-a-a-y! Where by ye? Me being half-way down the hall by this time, sort of mad, thinking, should I quit my new reporter job, tl haven't said any- thing to the editor as yet, being as I get kind of shaky in the knees ------- J or should I change my best reporter-ish manner,-- ------- or is this news? DEADLINE FLASHES Net profit of the movie, State Fair, amounted to 57301, which will be used in Principal LaRue's miscellaneous fund. Members of the Senior Friend- ship club held a skating party and pot-luck Thursday, April 26, at the Y.W.C.A. Miss Mabel Rutan spoke on The Foreign Policy in Toledo to members of the lnternational club at their last regular meeting, April 25. o WA T T L R Constantly Conszstently Constructive V ' ff ' ' 22 , PV 5 1 L Q ' - ' VQ1. vi. . Toledo, ohio, May 4, 1934 No. 27 ,- STUDENTS TRAVEL NEXT FRIDAY WILL THONOR SOCIETY HAS !FRIENDSHIP CLUB TO BOWLING GREEN Thirty Contestants Will Take ' Scholarship Exams Tomorrow I Promptly at 9:30 tomorrow morning, May 5, Woodward rep' iresentatives to Bowling Green State College for the District- State Scholarship contest will begin to take the exam which will also be given to students from all sections of Ohio. Every one will have exactly 60 minutes to complete the test. The thirty participators will motor to Bow- ling Green with teachers who have offered the use of their cars for the occasion. Pupils attending are listed here with the subjects in which they will vie for honors: Earl Sommers and Sam Schall, chem- istry William Klatzel and Aaron Novick, general scienceg David Davis and Stanley Czerminski, algebrag Eugene Zytkus and Thaddeus Demski, geometry, James Hope and Robert Keiter, first year Latin, Alice Farris and Frederick Holtfreter. second year Lating Cecilia La Fevre and Ben Schall, first year Frenchg Sanford Schwartz and Leone Bennett, second year French: Sam Levine and Bertha Jacksy, 10th year English, Jane Staiger and -Dor- othy Crider, 11th year English. For the remainder of the school year all Bowling Green entrants may be excused from .the classes they represent, if tagreeable to the teacher. The vacant period, however, will be regarded as a study hour. Little Theatre Guild Names Committees for Banquets Committees for the second annual banquet of the The Little Theatre Guild, which will be held in the Women's building Tues- day, May 24, were annouced at a recent club meeting. Meyer Davis is head of the general committee, assisted by Carl Dority, Margue- rite Zimmerman, Leona Bennet, Dorothy Crider, and Bob Klien- hans. A dramatic program is being arranged by Julia Pollock, con- ferring with Miss Dorothy Kel- logg and James Moll. Pauline Wilson heads the decoration committee, and Grace Spaulding has charge of invitations. A re- ception committee and a group of hostesses have also been named. 4 BE T. U. SENIOR DAY Students Graduating From High Schools Will See University High School Senior Day will be next Friday, May 11, at the University of Toledo for the fourth vear students throughout the city, in order to acquaint them with college courses and conditions in general. The program planned for the guests will begin at 10 a. m. when the visitors will be taken on a tour of inspection visiting the shops, labroratories, library, stu- dents lounges, domestic science rooms, gymnasiums, the Held house. The Woodward alumni, now attending the University, will be in charge of guiding the Woodward students on this trip. After a luncheon, the guests will attend a meeting at which time the heads of departments and colleges will explain the dif- ferent courses. The Orchestra, Glee club, and Dramatic society will present entertainment in the Doermann theatre. At the same time the high school girls of Toledo and Lucas county with the University athletic club will put on an athletic program. At 3 P.M., a baseball game between the University of Toledo and Hillsdale will climax the affairs of this day. C. C. La Rue, P. C. Dunsmore R. F. Lowry, E. L. Clark, and Miss E. Mc Laughlin will accompany the students from Woodward. Fifteenth Century Attire Wins Prize At Co-ed Prom Helen Swaya, dressed in a French costume of the fifteenth century, was awarded a prize for having the most beautiful costume by the king and queen, who were none other than Miss Dorothy Warner and Miss Mar- ian McDonough, respectively, at the Co-Ed Prom which was held April 27. Juliette Sear and Elsie She- mas, in colonial costumes, were chosen as the most beautiful couple. Other who received prizes were: Betty Leon, most original singleg Grace Reinbolt and Betty Celeste, funniest singles, Delores Saionz and Marcella Laston, most original coupleg and Cath- erine Holmes and Jessie Bor- chardt, the funniest couple. Miss Hannah Shavv's English VI classes are taking the semes- ter achievement test offered by the English department at the close of the classwork in the Grammer in Use p r a c t ic e books. INDUCTION MONDAY T. U. Professor Will Speak When 30 Students Are Inducted Induction services to admit new members into the National Honor society will be held Mon- day, May 7, fourth hour in the auditorium. Twenty seniors and ten juniors are to be inducted into this national organization. Professor E. Evans Mc Clure, instructor of psychology at Toledo University, will be the guest speaker. All ,pupils on the honor roll and those who receiv- ed A's and B's on their last report card are cordially invited to attend. A luncheon in the library, during fifth and sixth hours for the new members will follow. Miss Hazelton's fifth hour food classes will serve. After-dinner speeches will be given. by Princi- pal Charles C. La Rue, and the advisers, Howard Phipps, Ver- non Alberstett, and E. L. Clark. Anna Wegener will address the group on Scholarship g Alvina P ie s i wei c z on Leadership , Charles Klinksick on Charac- ter g and Ruth Ramlow on Ser- vice. Present oiiicers ofthe club are as follows: Cora Belle Kehrer, president, Anna Wegener, vice- president, Jane Mack, secretaryg and Alice Gregorek, treasurer. Sophomores' One-Act Plays Last Friday Well Managed Two delightful one-act plays were delightfully presented last Friday by the Powder and Paint Players under the auspices of the sophomore class. A great deal of talent was unearthed which Miss Dorothy Warner, competent ad- viser and director of the sopho- more group, has developed to a high degree. The lead in Station Y Y Y Y the first presentation, was very well handled, and the supposing cast lent itself well to the picture of a young fellow who suffered enormously from sister and parent trouble. This play offered the unusal addition attraction of a radio program, entertainment within an entertainment. Wienies on Wednesday from the title alone promised some- thing cleverly different, and the promise was fulfilled. Different it was from the time the curtain parted on the kitchen scene un- till Madame Castenilli sighed, Wienies al w a y s on Wednes- day. Each part was strikingly portrayed and enjoyed by the audience. PARTY IS TON EGHT Girls Hold May Melangen At Riverside Boat Club At 8 P. M. Riverside Boat club is the appointed place for the May Melangej' card party and dance to be given tonight from 8 to 11:30 by the Junior Friendship club. 1 The affair will be c ha p e r - oned by Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Sheline, Mr. and Mrs. A. D. John- son, Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Low- ry, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Amie Mil- ler, and Miss Betty Nelson. Julia Bennett is general chair- man assisted by the following chairman: Ruth Schaffnit, talliesg Mary Louise McDowell, prizes, Virginia Maverkos, refresh- ments, Wilma Sibrasse, publici- 'tyg Aileen Vizneau, orchestrag Catherine Holmes, cardsg Alice Saba, decorations, Virginia Stewart, clean-up, and Dolores Saiong, checking. Card playing begins at eight o'clock, and dancing begins at eight thirty. There will be table and door prizes, for which any- one holding a tally is eligible. Tallies are twen ty-five cents each and may be obtained from any member of the Junior club. . Miss Dorothy Bardo is adviser of the club and is aiding with arrangements. Group For Press Meeting, Tattler Banquet Selected Committee for the r e gul ar monthly meeting of the Toledo High School Press Association to be held in Woodward library, Wednesday, May 16, at three o'clock and the committee for the annual Tattler banquet have been selected. Group in charge of the press meeting consists of Virginia Schuster chairman, Ralph Worshtil, William Phifer, Sharon Leibovitz, Julia Pollock, and Helen Swaya. ' Virginia Mann heads the com- mittee in charge of the annual Tattler banquet and is assisted by Rita Loerke, Julia -Pollock, Glen Mills, Donald Knoke, and James Hope. Tattler Representatives Go To T. U. Press Meeting Charles Klinksick, James Hope, and Meyer Davis attended a journalism meeting sponsored by the Alpha Phi Gamma fra- ternity at Toledo University last Friday. Carlton K. Matson and Harold Hartley, editor and managing editor of the Toledo News-Bee and Toledo Times respectively, were the speakers, THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WGODWARD TATTLER F9 Flashes llrem Friends Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 55.15 per semester, 8.03 single issue. fQ6Qilxfgffgl,Q,7i .X ' iannau F Newspaper hQAml3?l.tli6i1c.i.nA A Mem ber c fr as EEE TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief ,,.,,......................... Charles Klinkslck Exchange Editor ........ ............,...... E thel Dull Display Editor ,.,,.., ............... V 1rg1n1a Mann j Virginia Schuster Club Editors .....-.--.--------- -------- 1 Carl DO1,ity Feature Editor .1 ................ .................... J ames Moll Assistant Feature Editor ....................,. Helen Swaya 1 - 1 Cora Belle Kehrer News Editors ............................. 5 Anne Wegener ' Alvinia Piesieivicz Sports Editors ....... ....... H enry Nickpor lllobert Ridenour J - H Circulation Managers .... ....... i Bf,Ei,SMell1.i,.eb Pressman .................... .............. E dward J ankowski Faculty Advisers .,............ 5 ?gLZsh1VgE5iEfCg'2nR2,?ring Reporters-Julia Bennett, Charlotte Essick, Rita giperke, Sllkaron Ljeibovitg Jul? Pollock, Jane aiger, eyer avis, ona I noke, Glenn gills, Vgifilliiii Phifer, James Shemas, and a pi ors ti . On Your Own Feet OMORROW a select group of twenty Woodwardites will travel to Bowling Green to compete with hundreds of stu- dents Within the State of Ohio for district and state scholastic honors. Unlike our ath- letic heroes of the gridiron and hardwoods, these unsung heroes and heroines of the scholastic world will have no cheering sec- tion or coach on the sidelines to send in substitutions to fill the weaknesses. Their only alternative is the years of study under the careful coaching and training of their teachers. I We wish to give these students our most earnest support 'and hope that their time spent burning the Well known midnight oil may be rewarded with choice positions in their respective studies. Weak Of Health HIS week is health week. The symbol for this annual observance, Sana mens in sano corporef' an old Latin phrase meaning a sound mind in a sound bodyf' well expresses the purpose and meaning of health week. Health, both mental and physical, is vitally essential to him who wishes a full life. However, it must be re- membered that special effort for a healthy existence should be made not only during this one week when public interest is roused but throughout the entire year. This is especially true for school students who, in order to carry on school work suc- cessfully, must truly have good health. We Do Our Part OLEDO Community Chest drive brings in S527,189: Woodward campaign nets 331737. The difference in dollars is obvious, but the similarity of sacrifice has deeper meanings. In school the thrifty nation- alities which are represented scraped, saved, struggled, and sold to disregard a far-visioned goal of S200 and to more than double last year's total contribution. Little canwe realize the sharing and the sympathy that has been extended from so many sources. Our chest is filled and our hearts are full. THINGS WE CAN DO WITHOUT I l. Harry Childers. 2. Louis Schwartz's 15 year old jokes. 3. HOMEWORK! Cteachers take noticel 4. Ralph Isenstein's funny noises his singing. 5. Lloyd Smith's chatterboxing. Cshadder J 6. June Reed's portentous reports lget Websterl 7. Gym outdoors in cold weather. Cget it Mr. Hanham?l 8. People who say Glad to meetcha when they're not. 9. Mr. Bevanis unexpected history tests. 10. Subscribers who think this column is lousy. 8 1 I WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF--- Doris were bullet instead of BEEBE Russell were sugardaddy instead of SHUG- ARMAN Bernice were knocker instead of BELL Dorothy were dogs instead of KATZ Ruth were bungalow instead of RAMLOVJ Thelma were careless instead of KEHRER Pauline were easier instead of HARTER Justin were cod instead of HERRING Phyllis were bright instead of DULL Dear Pola: I just saw Joe Komasinski laughing so hard he nearly fell over. What's the matter with him? Laughed at, Janet Maseman. Dear Janet: Maybe I'm right and maybe I'm wrong but I just saw him looking in a mirror. Knowingly, ' . Pola Bear. Dear Miss Bear: Why is Helen Hanna always avoiding John Baronowicz? Ephthemiah Vosdoganez. Dear Eflie: Maybe she already has one boyfriend. You know. Helen Hanna boy friend--Helen Hanna boy friend. Yours, . Pola. GEOMETRICAL GIMCRACKS Similar polygons ............ Bertha Jakscy and Frances Dunn. CTheir corresponding sides are proportionalj Point of intersection .........,. Where Nymphia- dora Funk and Virginia Stewart hold their daily fights as to who sits by the window. Obtuse ........... The angle at which Ray Delano sprawls comfortably in front of Mr. Rike. , Sedge-ment tSegmentJ ............ That which Eugene Fielder selects to mispronounce. THE OREM In the same person, or in equal persons, the ability of provoking laughter in the back row of the geometry class runs parallel with the accomplishment of digesting class expla- nations, according to the intellect of the per- son. Given: Jane Mack To Prove: That appearances are deceiving Statements Reasons 1. Her intellect equals 1. While busily crack- ing gum and jokes, she manages to astound the mathe- matical World with her weighty state- ments.f?l fThe rest of the proof is left for you to write.l her frivolity. A profit of 5144.40 was taken in from the Student Aid vaudeville show which was given recently at Stockton High school.--- Guard and Tackle, Stockton, California. Students of East Waterloo high school will present A Midsummer Night's Dream as their senior class play, May 18. proceeds are to help finance the school Annual the NO and B. ---Orange and Black, Waterloo, Iowa. A ustudents' progressive record chart has been devised at The Boys' Technical High School. On one side of the chart is listed all the information that a student should know in order to follow easily the course he has chosen. A list of high school courses is also given, together with a list of the various trade courses offered at the school.---The Craftman, Milwaukee, Wis- consin. I I . Professor: Your pneumatic contrivance has ceased to function. Motorist: Er-what? Professor: I say, your tabular air contrivance has lost its retundityf' Motorist: I don't quite--- Professor: The cylindrical apparatus which supports your vehicle is no longer inflated. Motorist! But--- Professor: The elastic fabric surrounding the circular frame whose successive revo- lutions bear you onward in space has not its Pristine roundnessf' Small Boy: Hey, mister you got a flat tire. ---The Bryant Times, Minnepolis, Minnesota. Club Chats Aged in Woodward and blended with the history of the school is the Hi-Y club. This organization was founded in old Woodward in 1919 with Ivan Smith as the 'drst president and Harold Williams, pres- ent principal of Libbey, as the first adviser. The roster of advisers also includes such familiar names as Charles LaRue, Philo C. Dunsmore, Raymond Lowry, and the pre- sent guardians, RaymondSheline and How- ard Phipps. Mr. Phipps is the first and only adviser of the Junior Hi-Y. Frank Brunton was elected president of the Junior Hi-Y when the club branched in 1925. Both clubs are a part of the Y.M.C.A and stand for clean sports and high character. The clubs have always been known among the most active in school, sponsoring such annual events as Vocational Guidance meeting and an educational series of forums in connection with the Woodward Friendship club and other schools. This year they sponsored, instead of a dance, the Rolling Glide in Memorial Hall. Meet- ings are held weekly in the Y.M.C.A., and members are allowed the use of the oo . p The symbol of the Hi-Y is the great tri- angleg body, mind, and spirit. Present oflicers of the Senior Hi-Y are: Robert Ridenour, president: Henry Nichpor, vice - president: Leon Phifer, treasurer: Charles Wolfinger, sergeant-at-arms, and Leo Morowski, acting secretary. Mr She- line is adviser. The Junior Hi-Y group is under the guidence of Olin Borough, president: Ray Delano, vice- presidentg Harold Boehler, secretaryg and William Phifer, treasurer. THE WO ODWARD TATTLER BEAR THIN -CLADS TAKE SEVENTH PLACE IN MEET AT WESLEYAN Leroy Holmes Wins One Bronze, Two Gold Medals For Achievements, Future City And Outside Meets Scheduled Art Smith and Homer Hanham took the Woodward track team to Delaware, Ohio, last Saturday to compete in the Ohio Wesleyan meet in which 800 high school boys were entered. The Bears outclassed 15 of the 22 schools entered in the event, to take seventh place. Individual scoring honors of the meet went to Leroy Holmes who took first in the discus and shot put and second in the javelm throw. Holmes put the shot to a distance of 43 ft. 726 in., threw the discus 116 ft. 7 in., and threwfi 'u ' ' the javelin for 166 ft. Jim Boyd gained second place in the broad jump with a jump of 20 ft' 6 in. Walker of Scott took first in this event with 21 ft. 5 in. After the meet, the boys en- joyed the Ohio Wesleyn hospi- tality. They visited the campus, enjoyed the campus banquet, and took part in the trophy presen- tation. The Olympic style of presentation was used. First a trumpet was blown announcing the winner, and then two fair maidens presented the medals. Team scores instead of in- dividual scores were used in this meet. In team scoring, each school must have three men en- tered in the field events, and the average score of the three men entered determine the team score. This accounts for Woodward's eight points, where, if the other type of scoring were used, they would have received twenty points. Scott placed first with 45 points, and DeVilbiss second with 425 points. Leroy Holmes received two gold medals for his Iirst and a bronze medal for being on the discus throw team which came in second. Lupinski and Kapela also received trophies for being members of this team. The Wesleyan meet started a long and large track program for the Bear thin-clads. Tomorrow finds the Smith-coached lads travelling to Monroe, Michigan, for a dual meet with Monroe high at the Monroe field at 10 o'clock in the morning. Monroe has a strong machine as shown by the fact that Ann Arbor, which had previously handed DeVilbiss an overwhelming de- feat in an indoor meet, only beat the Monroe team by 315 points. In this meet, Art Smith hopes to get a line on his strong ma- terial. The following week, May 12, the blue and white will take part in the district track and field meet to be held at Scott. The twenty-five cents admission price for this meet will purchase a button which will admit anyone to the meet, and after this event the button may be worn as an ornament. The W o o d w a r d tracksters will receive ten cents on each ticket sold here. An add- ed attraction to this gala event will be a race between Owens, Negro and world's fastest human, Staller, and Bennet. ' After this meet the Bears will ,Li Track Boys Will Compete With Monroe, Mich. Team Saturday, May 5, Woodward will visit Navarre Field at Mon- roe, Michigan, to compete in a duo track meet with the high school of that city. Art Smith will send Boyd, Wagner, and Walker, in the 100 yd. dash and 220 while in the 440 yd. dash Kelley, Chengges, and Brand will compete. Others competing are: Hilt- man, Dawson, and Kosinski in the mile run, Holmes, Bustow, and Goldie in the 120 yd. high hurdles, Parker, Bustow, and Goldie, in the 220 yd. low hurdles, Boyd, Holmes, and Goldie in the high jump, Boyd, Holmes, Parker, and Goldie in the broad jump, Holmes, Kapela, and Lu- pinski in the shot put, Bustow, Coss, Johnson, and Freeman in the pole-vault, and Boyd, Kali- nowski, Walker, and Parker in the LQ mile relay. In Michigan, high school track teams are not permitted to throw the discus or javelin. This will put Woodward at a disadvantage because its strength lies in the throwing of Holmes, Kapela, and Lupinski. Freshmen, Sophomore Boys Learn Track, Indoor In Gym Freshmen and sophomore gym classes are taking up the skills of track and indoor baseball, which include starting, running, batting, and fielding. Junior and senior classes have formed an indoor baseball league which will continue for five weeks. At the conclusion of thisstime, tests on the different skills will be given. Art Smith and Homer Hanham are in charge. Girls' Intra-Mural Leagues Will Begin Outdoor Sports Girls' intra-mural leagues will begin indoor baseball practice next week. Following baseball practice, an elimination tourna- ment will be started. If the weather permits, archery iinfli tennis tournaments will be me . , take on Scott on May 15. On May 19, they will travel to Columbus for the State meet, and on May 26, will wind up their track program with the city meet which will be held at the Scott high field. U . SPORT SPARKS Dan Slawski, lightweight entry in the annual city-wide boxing tournament, sponsored by the Toledo HY easily trounced Jim Rodgers to enter the finals with Norman Hinton, former Central High colored pugilist. The Slaw- ski-Hinton battle was rather close throughout, with the colored lad winning the decision, which was greeted by the boos of the crowd. Scott tracksters have been Winning more laurels. They re- cently captured the Ohio Wes- leyan meet with De Vilbiss, an- other strong track team, coming second. Everyday after - school next week snap shots will be taken of the girls' intra-mural teams. The pictures will be used to fill the large scrap-book in the gymoflice. LeRoy Holmes, stellar Wood- ward weight man, has been win- ning field events left and right. In years to come, LeRoy will be able to show his medals and ribbons to his little ones and inspire them to go out and strut their stuff. . The Libbey golf sextet started their season with a 162-1M vic- tory over Scott. Looks like cur- tains for the rest of the school- boy golf teams, as Scott is con- sidered a strong aggregation. R. Bevan Heads Round-table Discussion At Columbus, O. Coach Rol Bevan will be in charge of a round-table discus- sion, which is one of the events on the Second Annual Football Clinic program, May 4 and 5 at Columbus. A slow movie will be shown by E. R. Godfrey, line coach of the Ohio State eleven, and at the same time, will be dis- cussed by the round-table members. Since the round table event is to-morrow, Mr. Bevan will leave this afternoon to drive to Colum- us. Girls W Club Is Planning Party At Catawba Island Committees for the annual VV club week-end, which will be held June 8, 9, and 10 at Ca- tawba Island, have been selected. Leona Ruth Wielinski, general chairman, is to be assisted by the following committees: Jean Clif- ton, transportation, Lydia Gran, equipment, Margaret Keefer, in- itiation, and Mary Jane Mc- Donald, clean-up. DeVilbiss High School Nurse Will Address Mothers' Club In connection with National Health Week, Miss Fay Miller, DeVilbiss high school nurse. will speak to the Woodward Mothers' club on May 9. Since this is the last meeting of the year, election of officers will be held. LIBBEY DRUBS GOLF TEAM WEDNESDAY Stewart And Struk Are Only Scorers, Rudzinski Cards 74 An inspired Libbey golf sextet, leading Toledo high school con- tender for the state champion- ship, handily drubbed the Wood- ward linksmen by the score of 17-1 on the Ottawa golf course last Wednesday. The Bears were outclassed by the Cowboys, who were dropping the little white spheroid to shat- ter par in many cases. Tony Rudzinski, stellar Libbey cap- tain, turned in a 74 card to de- feat Leon Phifer, Woodward one man. The Polar Bears' single point was tallied by Charles Stewart and John Struk, who tied their respective opponents, Sabbe and Kackiminiak on the first nine holes. Tony Rudzinski, J. Holloway, Dal Hall, and Jachiminiak easi- ly whitewashed Leon Phifer, Casey Obloza, Henry Nichpor, and Al Krolikowski. One week from Saturday, the Bear Golfers will take on the Indi- an sextet. This match should be a close one as both teams are nearly evenly matched. Last year, the Bears defeated Waite by a 95-8M count. Senior Girls Particidate In T.U. Sport Program May 11 A Play Dayv will be held May 11, Senior Day, at the Toledo University. Twenty senior girls from every high school will par- ticipate in this affair, sponsored by the Women's Physical Edu- cation department and Women's Athletic association, from one till three. Team sports include baseball, hit-pin, and volleyball. Individual sports are archery, shufileboard, ping pong, deck tennis, and horseshoe. Senior girls who will represent Woodward are Leola Taylor, Jeanette Woodbury, Alvina Piesiewicz, Gertrude Anselm, Mary Jane McDonald, Angela Neid, Lucy Gust, Lydia Gran, Therese Grabelski, Marian Hirsch, and Martha Komasinski. Girls' Volleyball Games Scheduled for the week begin- ning April 30 thru May 4 are the following volleyball games: Mon. Zets vs. Polar Bears Inter-Circle vs. N.R.A. Tues. Fresh. 2 vs. Fresh 4 Cubs vs. Polar Bears Cardinals vs. French - Wed. French vs. Mickey Mouse Friendship vs. Fasces Cardinals vs. Inter-Circle Thurs. Fresh 1 vs. Fresh 4 Fresh 2 vs. Juniors Zets vs. Cubs , TI-IE WOODWARD TATTLER LAST YEAR'S CHEST TOTAL IS DOUBLED Over Three Hundred Dollars D Raised, French Class Wins Holiday The total sum of Woodward's contribution to the annual Com- munity Chest fund is 331737, an approximate increase of 3183 over the last year's 3134.00. The average donation per pupil is 3165, a gain of about 3.10 over the 3.07 per capita of last year. Miss Adrienne Curtis' irst hour class, having the highest per capita, 31.00, will be excused from school for one day. Members of Raymond Lowry's home room group, whose per capita was 3.72, will be excused from school one- half day. Those students in James Pollock's first hour class will, be- cause of giving 3.66 per pupil, re- ceived free tickets to Sherlock Holmesfi the movie given third and fourth hours today. Other rooms deserving honor- able mention are Miss Anne Wet- terman, 3.47 per student, Miss Dorothy Warner and Hugh Mont- gomery, 3.50 per capita, Mrs. Mary O'Brien, 3.41, Spring Junior High school, 3.35, and Miss Angela Abair, 3.32. Money for donations came from personal contributions and the selling of candy, popcorn balls, cards and cartoons, cake and ice- cream, doughnuts, magic slates, the auctioning of novelties, shoe- shining, the giving of movies and dances, wrestling matches, and fortune telling. Because of the whole-hearted cooperation on the part of Woodward students in contribut- ing to the Community Chest fund, school will be dismissed today at 1:45. Second Woodward Fun Nite At Ohio Is To Be Different Scintillating rythm, new tal- ent, and a feature composed of an all-star cast are promised for Woodward's second Fun Nite, May 16 and 17 at the Ohio Theatre. Stage Mother, the movie fea- ture, is a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer production with an all-star cast ,among whom are Phillip Holmes, Maureen O'Sullivan, Franchot Tone, and Ted Healy with his troupe of Stooges. Although tryouts are not fin- ished, the acts submitted to Clyde Van Tassel reveal many new names and promise entirely original entertainment. Wayne Challen and his Polka Dots wil again furnish the music for the performers. The printshop is beginning work on the tickets. New Courses Offered An array of new electives will be presented to students when school opens in the fall. Those being offered are: beginning foods for boys, home nursing for junior and senior boys, dramatics, for seniors only, and public speaking. MINUTE INTERVIEWS An engaging smile in a red dress--- you have Miss Dorothy Bardo--- teacher of freshman English--- and adviser of Junior Friendship club--- a native of Philadelphia Pennsylvania Dutch-H graduated from Scott high---took B.A., B.S., and M.A., degrees at Ohio State--likes al- most everything but turnips and parsnips--very fond of Alligator pears---enjoys all sports---includ- ing horseback riding---recalled recent escapade---horse decided to run away--3-Miss Bardo clung to horse's neck like a jockey--- three long and fearsome miles--- exercised lungs to a great ex- tent ---has traveled in vicinity of New York, Ashville, and Chicago -----likes New York-----enjoys music -----played in an orchestra---plays a banjo----has a husky singing voice---great part of time out side of school used for reading ---- preferred among modern writers ---- proved that she likes red----- knows how to make people enjoy themselves ----- an all-around good fellow ----- grand to have on hikes picnics----- what have you----- not surel should say this ----- she's another one that admires-- tall, strong, handsome men. Sophomore Class Presents Miss Warner With Tickets In appreciation of her untiring efforts throughout the year with the sophomore dramatic work, the sophomore class presented Miss Dorothy Warner with tick- ets to the Toledo Dramatic Fes- tival, to be held the week of May seventh. The two plays to be presented are Lawrence Langer's comedy, The Pursuit of Happiness, and the romantic spectacle, Peter Ibbetsonj' by du Maurier. Composition Class Seeks Suggestions For Booklet Do you feel uneasy when you see the array of spoons, knives, and forks spread before you? Are you embarrassed when you ask your girl for a date? Are you sure just what clothes you should wear to that recep- tion? Miss Bardo's Advanced Com- position cl a s s is compiling a b 0 o k le t of manners for high school people which they hope will answer the problems of what or what not to do during your school life. So if you are troubled with these and various other eti- quette problems write y o u r question on the blank b e l o w Qsign your name only if you wishl and drop it in the box in room 253. Question: iii...-. Name: IHIGH SCHOOL PRESS . CLUB PLANS DANCE Committee Arranges Affair In Scott Gym For May 18 Matinee dance will be h e l d Friday, May 18, in the Scott gym from 3:00 until 5:30 P. M. under the auspices of the Toledo High School Press association. All Woodward students are invited to attend this affair as this will be an opportunity for pupils of the seven city hi gh schools to mingle and become acquainted. Admission fee, which is 15c single and 25c a couple, will be taken at the door since no tickets will be on sale. The orchestra will be announced ata later date. The following students met at Central recently and made ar- rangements for the dance: Mar- cus O'Niell, chairman, St. John, Mary Margaret Pool, Central, Florence Buser, DeVilbiss, Mar- jorie Ebert, Scott, Betty Heyn, Libbey, Virginia S c h u s t e r, Woodward. Art Students Cop Places In , City-wide Poster Contest Marcel Olender and Alex Dancowski tied for first place in the senior class of the annual poster contest for Paint Up, Clean Up, Fix Up week. First place in the freshman class was also taken by a Woodward stu- dent, Earl Kelley. This contest is sponsored 'an- nually by the Chamber of Com- merce with the aid of the Academy of Medicine. All city high schools, grade schools, Art Museum pupils, and T. U. stu- dents participated. Miss June Anderson is teacher of Art here at Woodward. Nature Director Lectures On Bird Life, Photography In his illustrated lecture on birds to all botany, biology, phy- siology, and science students, Tuesday, May 1, Fred Flickin- ger, nature director of Camp Mia- konda, relatedpersonal exper- iences in the field of bird study. Pictures and lantern slides de- picting life of birds in this vicin- ity were shown. Am o n g the birds pictured were the blue jay, chickadee, song sparrow, wood- pecker, house wren, robin, blue bird, and night hawk. Mr. Flick- inger explained in detail the art of bird photography. All English Students Keep Diaries Of Reading Habits Daily reading diaries are being made out by all English stu- dents. These diaries consist of blanks which ask the kind of material that the different stu- dents read, time spent on each book, magazine, or newspaper, and the amount of material perused. Students will keep these for four weeks, after which they will be handed in to their re- spective English teachers. PRIZE TRUE STORY OF YEAR PUBLISHED Story Reveals Complications Threatening Life In ' ' Woodward Truth is stranger than fiction, and, dear readers, Life is cruel a n d treacherous. Lest you too fall into its deep and yawning pit- falls,I am going to unfold my story of grief, and hope that you may prodt by my experiences encountered in that great me- tropolis of Woodwvard. My story begins on that fateful day in September when, inno- cent and unprotected, my dearest friend, Kate, and I tcall me Lill gathered with the other people of our age in the school auditor- ium. It was there Ifirst saw Ken- neth, Ken with brown, curly locks, and blue, smiling eyes. I had dropped my hankerchief and as I stooped to get it someone brushed past, picked it up, and handed it to me. As I smiled at him, I little realized the many heartaches which were to follow. The first trouble came when Kate and I broke our lifelong friendship because of Ken. I was heartbroken but I knew that Ken would help to fill in the empty corner in my heart. Then one fateful afternoon as I opened my locker, a folded piece of paper fell out. My heart beat fast as I recognized Ken's writing. I un- folded the missive and read: Dear Helen: I'm awfully sorry. . . but I'm going with another girl. I hope you will forgive me. . . because I like Virginia real well. I remain, 'Kenneth Band's Annual Concert Will Be Given Next Wednesday Band concertprogram, Wednesday, May 9, second hour: Grand OpeningConcert March, Huntington, Nina Miaf' a Spanish serenade, Buch- tel Ctrumpet solos by Jerry Petrucha and Jack Bustowl, A Military Band, singing novelty, Yoder, Massa's in the Cold, Cold Ground, Losey Csolo by Jerry Petruchal, On to Victory, Scouton, Overture Lustpiel, Kelerbebo, Stepping Out, a novelty, Yoder, Overture Majes- tic, Lawrence, Pop Goes the Weasel, a humorous novelty, Woodward School Song. I CLASSROOM CLIPPINGS I German IV and VI classes have purchased a book of poems by Hans Schiller, Germany's beloved poet. This book, dealing with the pealing of bells, is writ- ten in German and will be trans- lated by the students. 6 ll: 8 The German club, Freie Bahn, will hold a picnic at Ottawa park this afternoon from 2 to 6 P. M. +- oo WARD T T J Constantly, Consistently Constructive I ' - 1 Vol. VI X Toledo, ohio, May 11, 1934 Ng, gi, MAY 16 AND 17 ARE SALE OF PASSES TO VARIOUS CLUBS ARE SENIOR CLASS WILL FUN NITES AT OHIO START ON MONDAY CLOSING ACTIVITIES HOLD ANNUAL PROM Various Club Members Are Competing For Many Prizes Offered Another gala Woodward Fun Nite will be held on the nights of May 16 and 17 at the Ohio Theatre. The box office, where tickets will be exchanged for the regular theatre passes, will be open at 6:00 P. M. and the show will ,begin at 7:00 P. M. Wayne Challen's orchestra has been secured to accompany the entertainers who will be cho- sen from a group made up ofthe boys' tumbling team, a company of singers led by Ralph Boyd, tap-dancing by Eleanor South- wick, singing by Evelyn Bardsly, Prince Spencer, presenting a nov- elty dance number, a monologue and dialogue by Esther Steiner and Violet Scheckler and Edward Sankowski, cartoonist. Fred Leighton will again act as master of ceremonies. In addition to the vaudeville program which will be presented only once during each evening, a picture, Stage Mother, featur- ing Alice Brady and Maureen O'Sullivan and a number of short subjects will be shown. Tickets are being sold by mem- bers of the Junior and Senior Friendship clubs, Junior and Senior Hi-Y,Zetalethean society, and the Quill and Dagger society. A three dollar activity ticket will be given to the individual selling the most tickets. Five passes for the next movie will be given to the second prize winner. The third prize will be three tickets for the next picture that will be shown at Woodward. Fourth, fifth, and sixth prizes will be one ticket apiece for the same movie. Proceeds will be used to pur- chase gold basketballs, which will be presented to members of the basketball squad on Recog- nition day. Sewing, Food Classes Will Hold At Home For Visitors Members of the girls' clothing and food classes will hold an informal At Home today from two to four o'clock for their mothers and friends. Following the style show and a short skit illustrating the classes' work in the auditorium, Miss Blanche Hazelton's stu- dents will serve an informal tea. In Miss Angela Abair's room, an exhibit of the sewing department will be shown. Committee in charge is headed by Helen Abood and Charlotte Manor, assisted by Mary Louise McDowell, Clara Chandler, Char- lotte Blackman, Wilma Sibrasse, and Virginia Stevenson. Cost For Activities Ticket Will Be Only Three Dollars Starting Monday, the fo u r- teenth, and continuing through the week, down payments may be made on activities tickets for next year. Thecampaign will be conducted through the home rooms, and payments of fifty cents must be made by June 15. This ticket sells for three dollars, and a thousand subscribers are needed. If the activities ticket is purchased next September, the price will be three dollars and fifty cents. Holders ofthe ticket will be admitted to the following: all football games on Woodward's field, including four city games, the Cleveland game, and the Dayton game, and the one with Waite at Waite, all basketball games played in Woodward's gym, ten movies, which Principle La Rue promises will be of the same caliber as State Fair and Cavalcade, four conference hour entertainments. The regular cost of this pro- gram would amount to six dollars and thirty-five cents. Woodward Girls Will Be In Lion Store Shop Next Week Open House will be held in the Miss Toledo Shop at the Lion Store Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of next week at 3,30 P. M. Picnics And Banquets Being Given For Students Graduating Climaxing a year of school act- ivities, Woodward clubs are hold- ing banquets, picnics, and roasts as a means of honoring their departing seniors. As in former y e a r s, t h e International and French clubs will have a combin- ed banquet. Plans for this affair, which will be held at the Tallyho Tea Room, are being made by Molly M e e r k r e b and Helen Swaya, co-chairmen, with the following assisting: Bill Shames, Julia Bennett, Louis Barrie, and Ruth Kaminsky. After the ban- quet, at which all new ofiicers will be installed, the entire group will enjoy dancing. Salesmanship club h e l d a Weiner roast at Ottawa park Wednesday, May 9 at which time all new oiiicers took the oath of office. Games were played and fun was had by all. Christine Kramer, assisted by the present oiiicers of the organization, was the head of the committee in charge of this outing. Adhering to a custom installed in the past three years Floyd Lords' first hour science class of 1931 and '32, all of whom are now juniors, will go to Ottawa park to play tennis and roast wieners. One of the main features of the aEair will be a treasure hunt. Committee in charge con- sists of Mollv Meerkreb, Thelma Kehrer, and Marjorie Corthell. CLUBS ELECTING NEW OFFICERS With the month of May, come the election returns. The follow- ing clubs have chosen their ofticers for next year: Salesmanship, Art Klan, Social Science, Girls' Athletic League, German, Fasces, Spanish, and Peiuper clubs. Salesmanship officers are Alice Farris, president, Morris Rap- paport, vice president, Aileen Vizneau, reporter, Juliette Sear, sec- retary-treasurer. Art Klan leaders who were chosen are Marjorie Herzberg, president, Kasmir Klap, vice-president, Rita Loerke, secretary, Edward Betts, treasurer, Mary Katherine LeGron, reporter, Ray- mond Royek, sergeant-at-arms. Social Science group selected Alfred Samborn, president, Virginia Kerwin, vice-president, Annette Veller, secretary, Teddy Walczak, treasurer, Frank Rutkowski, reporter, Virginia McClusky, program chairman, Grace Reinbolt, social chairman, Presiding officers of the Girls' Athletic League are Sophie Marynski, president, Geraldine Ludwinski, vice-president, Virginia Stewart, secretary, Ruth Barrie, treasurer. New officials of the German club are Ralph Worshtil, president, Virginia Schuster, vice-president, Emily Braunschwieger, sec- retary, Sam Levin, treasurer, Marie Brodecki, reporter. Sam Schall is the newly elected president of the Peiuper club. Other oflicers are Ralph Isenstein, vice-president, Dave Wexler, secretary, Philip Olsen, treasurer, Ralph Worshtil, reporter. Faces club officers are Earl Sommers, president, Alice Farris, vice-president, Rita Kasprzak, secretary, Frederick Holtfreter, treasurer, Thelma Zingg, reporter. . The Spanish club elected Gladys Williams, president, Richard Pease, vice-president, Sarah Chandler, secretary, Sherwood Cow- . dry, treasurer, Beatrice Jacobson, reporter. R. Ridenour Will Lead Grand March' At Commodore Perry Ballroom - Tomorrow evening in the Com- modore Perry Hotel Ballroom the senior class will present its annual prom with James Huber and his twelve piece Royal Vene- tian orchestra' featuring The Three of Us, a girls' trio, play- ing for dancing from 9 till mid- night. The main event of the evening will be the grand march which will he led by Robert Ridenour, class president, and Ruth Boehler, his guest. Attrac- tive programs of the selected class colors, black and silver, will be presented to the feminine guests. Mr. and Mrs. Charles S. Meek, Mr. and Mrs. Philo C. Dunsmore, Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Meek, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. La Rue, Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Lowry. Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Crouse, Miss Amie Miller, and Miss Annie Wetter- man have benn invited as guests. Chaperons include Mr. and Mrs. R. K. Sheline, Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Montgomery, Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Staneart, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Smith, Mr. and 'Mrs. Homer Hanham, Miss M a rie Doering, Miss Stella Cornwell, and Miss Kathryn Mc Clure. Donald McFerren, committee chairman for this large social affair which will attract many members of the school set, is being aided by Florence Schind- ler, Ethel Dull, Vivian Wells, Marian Kerwin, Isadore Reichlin, and Alvin Sanger. N.S.P.A. Critical Service Gives Tattler Third Rating Woodward Tattler again re- ceived a third class honor rat- ing from the National Scholastic Press Association critical service which is offered each year to university and high school publi- cations. Each newspaper is analyzed and evaluated in regard to news value and sources, news writing, editorials, entertaining matter, headlines, and make up. . Future Woodwardites Are Becoming Acquainted Here Students from grade schools in the Woodward district are visiting here in the machine shops, sewing and home economic classes. The schools are Webster, Chase, Stickney, R i v e r s i d e , Hamiltion, Parkland, Lagrange, Sherman, and all C a t h o li c schools. Mr. William Rohr is in charge 1, of the visits. THE WOODWARD TATTLER w 1 . THE WOODWARD TATTLER PRINCIPAL POINTS Flashes From Friends Published and Printed Ever School Week b the Pupils of Woodward HighySchool. Price 3515 BY Mr' LaRue Students of Central high school elected Del' Semester, 55-03 Single iSSUe- - t a king and queen to reign over their car- a . UPON the, back Of 3 Pamphlet nival which was held at the school. Pro- ' fqfsm YVh1Ch des-CY1b9S 3 College f0U1?f1ed ceeds of this undertaking went to the stu- QNW .v,E,'i 7-wg Hg 111 h0H01' Of the f3H10US M3FQ111S de dent assembly.---The Rambler, Charlotte, Ngwgpapzr J Member liafayegstiz, ajreitlifi followinglviroigds, North Cal-Qlina, -sgsigmis is an - 2 rea , s u y, examine, 1S en, ' ' ' I li- digs I reiiect, and out of all this I try to A Concert was given by the Boys' Tech- TATTLER STAFF L form an idea Ente wahlch I P1113 as 1fic:'i1lg1icgh.sclg1ool orchesitr anclzlglee cliib. . . . .. H. 111'-10 001111211011 Sense HS CHU- ncu e in e concer were iree se ec- Ed1'f0r'm'Cluef ' ' Cbaflfis hlfffkbick Qfle C811 HI1deI'Sf1H11d the 'DI'emeHCl01lS hold tions which were composed by members of BUSINESS Mellagef ------'----------'--A 1--Althm Bel mwlz which Lafayette had not only over our people the advanced harmony C1aaS,---Tha Crafts- Exchange Edlt'-71' ----- --------------------- E thel Dull but his own when we realize that this was h1S man Milwaukee Wisconsin, DiSIJl3y Editor ----e ------------- V lfglflia Mann philosophy of life, , , ' ' ' Club Editors-M jVirginia.Scl1l2SieT What a splendid thing this would be for The Prince of Pilsenn will be given by . lcarl Dom? every student to adopt. All of us do some of members of the music department of Feature Edltol' ---- '----------------4-------s- J ames M012 these things. Some of us read, some listen, Albuquerque high school. May 18 and l9.--- Pfessman ------------------ ---'-----'--- 5 --EdWa?d Jankovfskl some examine and study, a very few of us Albuquerque Record, Albuquerque, New Faculty Advisers .............. 5 MES Mane J- Doefmfi reflect but how rare the combination of all Mexico. I Hugh Montgomery these with a common sense attitude. ' ' ' - Why Does Interest Lag S STUDENTS we claim that we have school spirit, but is this displayed when scholars have to be coaxed by teach- ers to participate in the Bowling Green tests? When some departments in the building cannot find a single representative, are we spurning opportunities which sup- posedly knock but once? If we boostWood- ward's name to ninth place on a list of ten schools, are we, the student body, delivering our best forher?Why does Scott highschool blazon that name at the top of the Bowling Green list for two successive years? It is because her methods and lines of thought are different from ours. If each student, from the very beginning of the school year, would apply himself to his study to the best of his ability, we would not have to worry about placing at these annual exams. Those who participated last Sat- urday put forth their best efforts, but there should and can be more students aroused for such an occasion. Will future oppor- tunities bring similiar conditions? Activities Ticket EXT week, explanations of and a drive for the proposed activities ticket for next year will be made. Similar systems of passes are being used at the University of Toledo and in many high schools. Whether the plan can be carried out suc- cessfully in this school remains to be seen. Woodward is a community with its special problems and characteristics. The chief objection to such an innovation would be the price, yet the cost is nor more than, but even less than the amount of money an all-round active student spends during the year. This problem of an activites ticket is of no concern to the present seniors, who will graduate, but must be decided by the juniors, sophomores, and freshmen. Principal LaRue and Faculty Manager Meek will be awaiting a hearty response to their question next week. Mother's Day HE day aft e r tomorrow is Mother's Day, the second Sunday in May. This is one of the eight days on which the Flag of the United States should be displayed. Such an anniversary as this touches every- one in its scope because each person has or has had a mother who mended socks, cooked meals, and provided special pleas- ures. But poems and masterpieces have been written upon this subject, therefore, what can an editorial do but remind us of the appreciative thoughts we should have. We are very fond of saying that there is no royal and easy road to learning. But in spite of difficulties the road to wisdom is plainly marked: read, study, observe, listen, think, and never lose the touch of g o o d common sense. l, GFIWN on l STUDENTS VOCABULARY Home Work---Something we have to do but would rather forget. Mathematics--Something we could do with- out. Locker---Where you paste your boy friend's picture. Potato Chips--That which everybody takes from everybody else. School--- Oh if I had the Wings of an C?J Art---The pitchure we drew of the study hall teacher. Second iioor---In between the first and third flu case you didn't knowl Typing---Preparatory course in cursing. Exams---Stud'ent's nightmare. Library--Place where you whisper. Bulletin Board---Where you stick things to get them out of the way. White Shoes and Bangs---Seen on every . other person. Tests---Teachers' pet aversion. MELODRAMATIC MELODRAMER Aha me proud beauty, said he with a flourish of his permanent curled chin whisk- ers, at lahast I have you in me powah!--- Oh sir! soliloqnized little Nell. Shoot if you must this blondined head but not till I've kissed my pappy farewell. Think you your True Blue Allwishious will come floating in- to this den of iniquity? Well, you must pon- der again, for your drug store cowpuncher has changed his colors-heh-heh-heh. -- Un- hand me you villian or I'll smack your sassy face. --BANG ll WHAM !! What's this? sneered Slit Throat Hank in his best sneering manner displayed only on special occasions, It sounds like the 4th of July. Curses, foiled again! It's that meddling carnivorous aminul, True Blue Ailawishious riding his trusty model-T ---- Oh Allawishiousg My Hero! simpered Bertha, you have come at lawstf'---KENTER THE HEROD On account of I am wishious all a time I am name Alla- wishiousg therefore villian, scramf'--- Ah woe is me these peope have not coffee nerves and so I must carry my evils to nervier people. -H And so little ones, ends the thrilling melo- dramer the moral of which is never dunk your doughnuts in coffee, because it drips all over your clothes. A tree was dedicated to Thomas Edison at an Arbor Day assembly which was held at Lindblom high school recently. For the past six successive Arbor Days, trees have been dedicated to famous men.---Lindblom Weekly, Chicago, Illinois. Healthful Hints When the 6:30 alarm penetrates your ole- factory organs, how about a nice cold shower? Take your time eating breakfast. 'What's your rush anyway? Don't try to hook a ride to school. Don your low heeled shoes and set on foot at a brisk pace. When lunchtime comes around, steer clear of potato chips and remember that a piece of fudge contains 100 calories. Don't be a softy during gym. Do your daily dozen with the rest of the herd. Why use your tenth vertebra as a rest- ing place? Sitting up straight isn't so hard. In concluding these helpful hints, let me warn you not to be too hasty when the dismissal bell rings, as it is the surest way to obtain an acute heart attack. Book Briefs Of the many novels which our library possesses, no two could be as different as the oriental novel, Rice, by Louise Jor- dan Miln and the pioneer story, Cimar- ron, by Edna Ferber. The first is an interestingly, stolid por- trayal of how a Chinese peasant motl1er's ambitions, one for her daughter's advance- ment, and the other to eat white rice lChinese peasants of the North rarely see white ricel only brought about disappoint- ment in the end. For as every dream seen far away looks desirable but seen closely fades, so the fulfillment of Pang Kee's desires gave her no happiness. No less important than the story of the book is the insight given of the Chinese mind. Cimarron, however, breathes an air of adventure, clear and quixotic. It might be the biography of an ordinary pioneer fam- ily whose father, however, was not at all ordinary. Yancy Cravat, the hero of the book, with his habit of wandering off, causes his wife and children to be come self dependent. His adventurous spirit keeps him in the midst of excitement even at his death and makes him a person well able to be considered a portrait of one of our early settlers. Both of these books are in our own library. . l- 1 F T THE WOODWARD TATTLER MONROE SCORES 73 POINTS, BEARS, as Jim Boyd Is High Scorer For Woodward In Track, Field Meet Winning only four events while Monroe annexed eight, A r t Srnitl1's tracksters were defeated by Monroe high school, 73-33 in their dual track and field meet held at Navarre Park in Monroe, last Saturday. Holmes could not .demonstrate his track prowess since the jave- lin and discus throw were omit- ted from the list of events, but he managed to gain a first in the shot-put and ran second in high hurdles. Jim Boyd was Wood- ward's high scorer, earning fif- teen points by winnig three events. The highest individual scorer of the meet was Stein of Monroe, who garnered 16 points for his team and also broke the high jump record. 100 yd. dash--- 1. Boyd. W. 2. Zimmerman. M. 3. Antean. M. 120 yd. high hurdle-- 1. Stein. M. 2. Holmes. W. 3. Setcik. M. One mile run--- 1. G. Hunter. M. 2. Day. M. 3. Brand. W. 440 yd. run--- 1. Schneider. M. 2. Yentz. M. 3. Letke. W. 220 yd. run--- 1. Boyd. W. 2. Rappaport W. 3. Bermitt. M. 220 yd. low hurdles 1. Lazette. M. 2. Octsens. M. 3. Bustow. W. 880 yd. run--- 1. Brightbill. M. 2. Schraeder. M. 3. Kelly. W. Relay run--- 1. Monroe Pole vault--- all three places by Monroe High jum.p-- all three place by Monroe Shot put--- 1. Holmes. W. 2. Yentz. M. 3. Doty. M. Broad jump-- 1. Boyd. W. 2. Parker. W. 3. Stein. M. VOLLEYBALL STANDINGS At the close of the volley ball tournament the ratings are: Name Played Won Lost Fresh 2 5 3 2 Fresh 4 3 2 1 Soph 1 5 2 3 Soph 3 6 5 1 Juniors 6 5 1 Boosters 9 7 2 Mi'k'y M'u'e 10 5 5 N.R.A. 10 4 6 Inter-Circle 8 3 5 Zets 7 4 3 Polar Bears 10 9 1 Fasces 9 5 4 French 8 5 3 Golf Club Plans Memorial Hall Skating Party May 18 Friday, May 18, is the date set for the G o l f e r s' Glide, to be given by the Golf club at Memori- al Hall. V Committee in charge is headed by Evelyn Bardsley, club secre- tary, assisted by Eleanor Ray, Marion Hirsch, and Dorothy Corthell. Admission is twenty-five cents single. SPORT SPARKS Toledo high schools have been demonstrating their dominating power in the field and track events. Recently, DeVilbiss thin clads piled up 65 points to win the first annual Ohio University relays, capturing Seven irst places. ' 1 x Scott, leading Toledo track- sters, copped the twenty-seventh annual University of Pittsburg inter-scholastic track and field carnival at Pittsburg Saturday. Although team averages were taken, the Scotters captured the meet with decisive score of 295 points, the nearest opponent, Sharon defending champs, gath- ering 18Z for second place. James Aiken, former Scott grid mentor, was elected to one of the vice-president positions of the Ohio High School Football Coaches Association. Mr. Aiken is on the athletic staff of Canton McKinley high school. l lc Q Many records, including the discus throw, broad jump, M mile relay, and the pole vault, are expected to fall, when class A and B high school athletes participate in the ninth annual track and field meet at scott, Saturday. I 1 U Fifty teams are expected to enter the baseball contest, which -will be held in Wilson park. Boys Grapple In Wrestling Championship Finals Today Participants in the wrestling finals which were held today during the third hour in the boys' gym included Henry Rogal- ski vs. Frank Marzewski in the 90 pound division, R. Olowski vs. C. Warling, 90-105 pound divi- sion, Ed Oblaza vs. Russel Green, 105-115 pound division, Al Gru- binski vs. Lawrence Roberts,115- 125 pound division, Bill Hester vs. Walter Fulmer, 125-135 pound division, Warren Worrmington vs. Bob Le Fevre, 135-145 pound division, Noel Dawson vs. Steve Szachta, 145-155 pound division, and Vincent Kelly, unopposed champion in the 165 pound weights. In the championship heavy- weight bout, Stanley Lupinski opposed Frank Blum. Carl Cor- thell was in charge of the wrest- lers. Freshmen And Sophomores Learn Track Fundamentals During the fine weather, fresh- man and sophomore gym classes are rapidly learning the funda- mentals of running. Special skills being taught the boys are the start, stride, and finish in run- ning and hurdling. The junior and senior classes are playing their regular tournament games of indoor. TRACK TEAM WILL COMPETE AT SCOTT Art Smith Announces Boys To Oppose Other Schools Woodward tracksters will travel to Scott Saturday to com- pete in the district track meet. Competition will be offered by Scott, Devilbiss, Waite, Libbey, and the entries of outlying schools. Coach Smith, who is in charge ofthe team, has announced the following lineup: Jim Boyd, 100 yard dash, 220 yard dash, broad jump, Z mile relay, and high jump, Ed Brand, mile, M mile, and mile relay, Bustow, high and low hurdles and pole vault, Chengges, M mile and mile relay, Hiltman, mile, Holmes, shot-put, discus, javelin, broad jump, and high hurdles, Johnson, pole vault, Kalinowski, 440 yard run, Z mile relay, and mile relay, Kapela, shot-put, discus, and javelin, Kelley, M mile run, Leighton, high jump, Letke, 440 yard run and mile relay, Lupinski, shot put, discus, and javelin, Parker, low hurdles, 440 yard run, mile relay, and broad jump, Rappaport, 220 yard dash, 100 yard dash, M mile relay, and mile relay, and Walker, 220 yard dash, mile relay, and mile relay. Ohio Coaches Elect Rollie Bevan President Of Ass'n Coach Rol Bevan w a s elected president of the Ohio high sc col football coaches at a recent meet- ing held in Columbus. The group of men- tors who form- ed an associ- ation and show- ed that they favored spring football prac- tice, will hold another meet- ing in Colum- R. Townsend, state athletic commissioner, stated the reason for abolishment of spring grid training was that coaches took advantage of this period and practiced through the months of March, April, and May and played from four to five prac- tice games which is entirely too much. If spring pratice is revived, it will last only ive Weeks. . 522213-'EFF 5:15 i'i'l'7'S'- ' ' --1 - . 'C'-.42-A :iii -i 'Stiff f'f'f ' W,g-.5 ,.:-:J af'-' .Y -' '-ra . ,. .,,,, .- n f. - Lia? gi - PK 1-3' , F ., gig . f-25 9 -. . Riff ll' f- ' ,. ,., . Jaw I Rol Bevan bus, May 18. H. INTRA-MURAL TILTS The Art Klan defeated the Pica club by the score of 8-5. The Artists pounded out fourteen- hits from Ray Wagenknecht's twirling while the Pica club was held to ive. Eddie Jankowski, Pica second baseman, was outstanding for the losers hitting two home runs in two times at bat and assisting V in two double plays. GOLF TEAM TAKES GAME FROM WAITE Captain Scores 78 In First Victory, Stewart Blanked Led by Captain Leon Phifer, who turned in a 78 card to blank Ralph Boggs for three points, the Bear golf sextet edged out a 10-8 victory over the Waite Indi- ans on the Ottawa golf links Wednesday. Bill McCallister, Waite star, blanked Charles Stewart for the only whitewash on the Woodward team's score, all of the other boys scoring at least one point or more. Both teams were nearly evenly matched in the first four posi- tions, GZ points being tallied by Waite to 55 by the Bears at the end of the 18 holes. John Struk and Al Krolikowski came in with a total of 455 points to the opponents 15 to win the first match this season. Henry Nichpor and Casey Obloza took 125 and lpoints from Navarre and Schmidt respective- ly, while Krolikowski blanked Bohnett, and Struk tied Moran for the 18 holes to split points. Next 1rVednesday, the Phipps- coached lads meet De Vilbiss. The Tigers have a strong squad, and at the present hold second place, with victories over Central and WVaite. I Indoor Tennis Schedule I An elimination and consola- tion tournament in baseball and tennis will begin Tuesday, May 15, between the inter-club and c l a S S leagues, in girls' intra- murals. Baseball schedule is, Tues. French vs. Friendship Soph 3 vs. N. R. A. Fasces vs. Juniors Wed. Boosters vs. Cubs Cardinals vs Fresh 2 Soph 1 vs Polar Bears Thurs. Mickey Mouse vs. Zets Fresh 1 vs. Inter-Circle The tennis schedule is: Wed. N.R.A. VS. Soph 3 Fasces vs. Juniors Thurs. Boosters vs. Soph 1 French vs Friendship Fri. Polar Bears vs. Zets Cardinals vs. Mickey Mouse Intra-mural Standings National League Team W L Pct. Tattler Staff 3 O 1.000 Auto Mechanics 3 0 1.000 Peiuper Club 3 0 1.000 Sr. Hi-Y 1 2 .333 Art Klan 1 2 .333 Pica Club 1 2 .333 Jr. Hi-Y 0 3 .000 General Shop 0 3 .000 American League Team W L Pct. Polish Knights 3 0 1.000 Latin club 3 0 1.000 Q. Sz D. 2 1 .666 Electrical club 2 1 .666 Pencil Pushers 1 2 .333 French club 1 2 .333 N. R. A. 0 3 .000 Friendly Center 0 3 .000 THE WOODWARD TATTLER FRENCH CLUB AND PRESS ASSOCIATION GUILD COOPERATE Will Present Three One-Act Plays On Wednesday And Thursday Wednesday and Thursday, May 16 and 17, members of the Little Theatre Guild, in collaboration with the French club, will present three one-act plays after school. The plays, Quiet Hotel, Sacrifice, and Fair Exchange, are being produced under the management of the following stu- dent directors: Ruth Kaminsky, Pauline Wilson, Alvina Piesie- wicz, and Mollie Rubin. The productiod staff includes Dorothy Hall, stage manager, Ruth Cooperman, make up, Mar- garet Keefer and Grace Spauld- ing, programs, and musical arrangments, James Moll. Those taking parts in the pro- ductions are Julia Pollock, John Revenugh, Marian Kerwin, Mildred Clukey, Louis Barrie, James Shemas, Justin I-Iering, Mary Ellen Du Monte, Jack Worshtil, Jane Staiger, Ralph Worshtil, Louise J amrosy, Alice Gertz, Carl Dority, Dorothy Crider, Lucy Stipes, Robert Kleinhans, Gus Brickman, and Meyer Davis. French club members are in charge of publicity and ticket sales. Profits will be divided bs- tween the two clubs. 8 Bowling Green Entrants Place, Woodward Is Ninth . With a total of 34.5 points, Woodward students placed ninth in the district-state scholarship tests held at Bowling G r e e n state College Saturday. From a representation of 20, eight of the Woodward contestants won places among the first 10 in va- rious subjects. Scott'High, with a total of 137.5 points won first honors for the second consecutive year. Those who placed among the first ten are: Sam Schall, 7 chem- istry, William Klatzel, 4-general science, Aaron Novick, 5-general science, David Davis, 7-lst yr. algebra, Eugene Zytkus, 3-plane geometry, Robert Keiter, 10-1st yr. latin, Frederick Holtfreter, 8- 2nd yr. latin, and Jane Staiger, 7-11th yr. English. Instructor Of Psychology Addresses Honor Students Professor Mc Clure, instructor of psychology at Toledo Univer- sity, spoke to the members of the Honor society Monday in the auditorium. He stressed the fact that students of today have three responsibilities, namely ---responsibility to them- selves, to' their nation, and to future generations. A luncheon followed the pro- gram in the auditorium, at which speeches were given by the ad- visers and students of the or- ganization. l MINUTE INTERVIEWS l r Miss McLaughlin First saw the light of day in Toledo---talents aired and devel- oped at University of Illinois-- Knox College University of Chicago--Columbia University-- came through triumphant with A. B. degree---made a worth while addition to Woodward's teaching staff when she first came here in 1920 to share her knowledge in American Govern- ment and Problems--her pet deversions are collecting china and glass-and driving her Ford -reads current magazines for re- laxation---in bed--but hates to make her bed in the morning-- can always be seen wearing blue ---it's her favorite color---dotes on tomato juice--and Sweet Peas-- taught in the West and loves the mountains--and unselish men--- strangely---she's not particularly fond of movies---but makes a rush for the radio---when H. V. Kaltenborn gives his news com- ments-her ideal man is-no, not Jack Benny--itis Mr. C. C. La Rue---enjoys educational mass meetings---and Woodward 'stu- den ts---n a t ur a l-unafi ected-- charming--poised-put them all together and you have--Miss Edna McLaughlin. ' Press Association Dance 'Is Changed, To Be At DeVilbiss Students are invited to dance to the tunes of Jack Bishop's orchestra at the High School Press Association dance, which has been postponed to May -25. It will be held at DeVilbiss high from 2:45 to 5:00 with the princi- pals from the seven high schools as guest of honor. The advisers of'all1 school papers will act as chaperons. Prices of tickets will be 15 cents single and 25 cents couple. Club Will Give 2nd Good-will Program Over Radio May 18 Eugene Zytkus, assisted by Charlotte Essick, Alma Wozniak, Frederick Holtfreter and Alfred Samborn are in charge of the half hour program which the International club will broad- over Station WSPD on May 18, International Good-Will Day. The Committee aided by its ad- viser Miss Adrienne Curtis is now making plans for the pro- gram. Voice tests were given by Clyde Van Tassell on May 7 in order to find suitable voices. , MEETS HERE MAY 16 Managing Editor Of Toledo Times Scheduled To Speak Harold H. Hartley, managing editor of the Toledo Times, will speak at the next regular meet- ing of the Toledo High School Press Association which will be held in the Woodward library, Wednesday, May 16, James Moll, feature editor of the Tattler, will introduce Mr. Hartely after which will follow the business meeting presided over Herbert Little, president of the Associ- ation. ' Following the business meet- ing, refreshments are to be served with Virginia Schuster, Julia Pollock, Sharon Leibovitz, Virginia Mann, and Helen Swaya acting as hostesses. The Toledo High School Press Association was organized by members of high school press clubs for the purpose of meeting and discussing ways of bettering journalism in their respective high schools. This organization meets the third Wednesday of each month at one of Toledo's high schools. ' Baseball Tourney In Wilson ' Park Is Today, Tomorrow Northwestern Ohio High School Class A Baseball Tournament will be held Friday and Saturday, May 11 and 12, in Wilson Park. Drawings will be made Thursday evening, May 10, at 7:00 P.M. at the Y.M.C.A. Central, Waite, Scott, DeVil- biss, St J ohn's, and Libbey will enter from Toledo while Lima and a few other outside schools will compete. Fifteen players are the 'maxi- mum number for each school, and a 33.00 entry fee is required from each school. DeVilbiss and Waite, leaders in the city race, are favorites while Lima is unknown and may score an upset early inthe tourna- ment. Rol Bevan, Woodwardicoach, is tournament manager, and Wood- wardHighSchoolisheadquarters for all teams. Since Woodward has eliminated baseball from its sport schedule, the Bears will not be represented in this tourna- ment. Annual Recognition Day Is . Being Planned For June 4 Recognition Day, annual affair sponsored by the Woodward Tattler, will be held in the au- ditorium during third and fourth hours Monday, June 4. Sophomores, juniors, and sen- iors will be invited to attend the assembly at which time all athlet- ic and scholastic awards will be made. Charles Klinksick, editor of the Tattler will preside as chairman. STORY OF LETTERS HAS HAPPY ENDING Handerchief Again Proves Aid For Optimistic Author fContinued from last weekj I must have fainted for the next thing I knew I was standing by my locker with Kenis letter in my hand and Kate's comforting arm around my shoulder. It was weeks before I was myself again. Kate, dear old Kate, proved her worth many times through those dark dreary days. She en- couraged me to treat the affair broadmindedly and together we penned this sympathetic epistle which closed the saddest chapter of my life. Kenneth Waker: Of all the low down tricks to pull that was the worst and you are the lowest bred person Iever met .... I thought probably you could see through my notes as I saw through yours, but Irealize that you were too dumb ..,. I hope Virginia finds you out. You're so two-faced. Your dear friend, Lil. P. S. Never come up to see me sometime. That, dear readers, is my tragic story. How I have suffered since that fateful day the tenth of May, no one knows. But Life is bsgin- ning to smile once more. Yester- day in the hall I happened to drop my handkerchief, and as I stooped to get it, someone brush- ed past, picked it up and handed it to me. That was how I first met Richard Dick, with brown, curly locks and blue smiling eyes. But remember, dear read- ers, the lesson behind this, my true life story is, If at Hrst you don't succeed, drop yet one more handkerchief. I Deadline Flashes The Amo trio, which consists of Marie Brodecki, violinist, Adela Brodecki, pianist, and Olga Brodecki, cellist, can be heard over WSPD each Monday after- noon at 4:15. Woodwarcl Tattler staff re- cieveda card from Chester Ma- tuszak, former make-up editor, who is enlisted with the C.C.C. at Yosemite National Park in Wawona, California. Tattler will be edited by junior members of the Tattler class next week because of the expected absence o f Charles Klinksick, editor. Mothers' Group Reelects Mrs. H. Bentley President At the regular meeting of the Woodward Mother' club Wednesday, May 9, the following officers were elected: Mrs. H. J. Bentley, president, Mrs P. Nich- por, first vice-president, M r s . C arl Eyres, second vice-presi- dent, Mrs. H. E. Mund, secretary, Mrs. .Older, treasurer. . Constantly, Consistently Constructive . ., , - ' VO1. VI Toledo, ohio, May 18, 1934 ' No. as MAY 27 IS ANNUAL IN TERNATIONALISTS MOTHERS' CLUB IS GRADUATING CLASS FESTIVAL AT SCOTT l City High School Glee Clubs, Orchestras, Bands l To Combine J Almost 1000 students will par- ticipate in the annual musical event, The May Festival, when all the combined bands, glee clubs, and orchestras of the five Toledo high schools assemble at Scott stadium, May 27. Through the efforts of the Toledo Blade which has been the sponsor of this annual affair for seven years, Mr. Ringwald, assistant director of the Cleve- land symphonic orchestra, has been secured to aid in this huge program that will be on a larger scale than has ever been attempt- ed previously. Amplifier Arranged A giant stage is being con- structed to accomodate the par- ticipants in this festive musicals, and a new feature of the event will be a great sound magnifying system which will enable every- one in the stadium to hear clearly. Some idea of the size of the groups participating may be gathered by the fact that the combined bands will number more than 250 members, the orchestras, 270, and the glee clubs, 400. The band, directed by G. V. Sutphen, will play On the Mall -Goldman: Overture, The Sil- ver Chord ---O'Neilg and Over- ture, Finale --F. H. Losey. Will Sing Tannhauser The Glee club, headed by Cla- rence Ball, director of music in the high school, will sing the famed Tannhauser music ac- companied by the entire orchestra which is directed by Miss Bessie Werum. X . The other third of the program taken by the orchestras will in- clude Gold and Silver ---waltz, March of the Flag of Victory, and Echoes From the Mutro- politan Opera ---overture. As the last feature of the May Festival, all the participants will play and sing The Star Spangled Ban- ner, the national anthem. Baccalaureate Service Is In St. Paul's Church June 3 Senior Baccalaureate Service will be conducted by the Rever- end S.C. Michelfelder in the St. Paul's Lutheran Church Sunday evening, June third: Topic upon which he will speak has not yet been announced. Ralph Nopper, in charge of arrangements, is being assisted by Alice Gregorek, Stanley Mack- owiak, William King, Alice Hen- zler, Katherine Trepinski, and Willis Zipfel. TO GIVE BROADCAST Good-Will Day Radio Program Includes Discussions, Debate, Songs In observance of International Good-Will Day, Woodward ln' ternational club will broadcast from station WSPD from 4:15 to 4:45 today. Helen Swaya is to act as announcer for the program in which fifteen members of the club are participating. Charlotte Essick will introduce the debaters who will discuss the problem, Resolved, the individ- ual exists for the state. Molly Meerkreb, Meyer Novick, and Marjorie Corthell are to uphold the affirmative, Sara Greenberg, Ruth Kaminsky, and and Doro- thy Katz will speak on the neg- ative side. Those taking part in a series of one and one half minute talks are Margaret Nasta, The Rela- tion of the United States to the League, Sharon Leibovitz, Will the World Disarm? Minnie S0- lomon, Painters as Internation- alistsf' James Shemas, Poets as Internationalistsf' Sam Schall, Scientists as Internationlistsgn Mollie R u b i n, Musicians as Internationalistsf' and L o u is Barrie, I nt er n a t io n a.l Comi petition. Songs will be sung by a group of colored singers u n de r the direction of Ralph Boyd. Miss Adrienne Curtis, adviser of this grotup, is supervising the broad- cas . Chest Drive Awards For 4 Classes Are Movie Tickets As a reward for their exception- al workin the recent Community Chest drive, pupils in Miss Angela Abair's, Miss Dorothy Warner's, Mrs. Mary O'Brien's, and Miss Anne Wetterman's home rooms will see the last movie ofthe year, Golden West Monday during third and fourth hours. Hugh Montgomery's first hour group elected to have four hours vacation' instead of seeing the movie. Two Senior Girls Model In Style Show At Lion Store Harvella Bentley and Ethel Dull, Woodward representatives, modeled in the Miss Toledo Shop at the Lion store Wednesday and Thursday after school. Today at 3:30 will be the last to see models from all high schools exhibiting various styles of girls' wearing apparel. GIVING SENIOR TEA Boys And Girls Being Invited To Affair In Library Wednesday Senior Tea, sponsored by the Mothers' club of Woodward High School, will be held Wednesday afternoon May 23, from 2:45 to 3:45 in the Woodward library. All senior girls and boys with their mothers are invited. Women members of the faculty, Mrs. Charles LaRue, Mrs. Philo Duns- more, and Miss Charlotte Ber- wick will be guests. Those who will pour are Mrs. H. J. Bentley, president of the club, and Alice Kreft. Preceding the tea, the Amo trio, composed of Adela Brodecki, Marie Brodecki, and Olga Bro- decki will play some selections as a part of the musical program. Another feature is to be a piano solo by Emily Braunschweiger. Miss Edna McLaughlin, Mrs. C. Schulish, and Miss Mabel Rutan head the committee in charge of arrangements. C 0 m mitt e e on serving the tea is composed of Mrs. T. G. Klinksick, Mrs. C. Smith, and Miss Blanche Hazel- ton. Mrs C. Ashbrook, assisted by members of the group giving this tea, is to be in charge of clean-up. Committee on preparing the tea is headed by Miss Angela Abair with the following assistants: Mrs. N. W. Glattes,. Mrs. W. Weiss, and Mrs. C. Heck. The reception committee is made up of various members of the Mothers' club. The musical part of the pro- gram is under the supervision of Miss Amie Miller and Miss Grace Cronk. Outstanding Seniors Will Be Recognized By Principal During the Recognition Day program, in addition to recog- nizing honor stude nts and Bowling Green e n t r a n t s , Principal LaRue will commend seniors who have d o n e out- standing workin band, orchestra, Glee club, printing, art, dramatics, and publications. Charles Klinksick, editor of the Tattler, is master of ceremonies of this ' program, which is scheduled for June 4 during third and fourth hours. German Club Picnics Twenty members of the Ger- man club and Miss Anne Weter- man, adviser, attended a picnic at Ottawa Park last Friday. ' After playing games, the club enjoyed a picnic lunch and sang German and English songs. All who attended are looking for- ward to another outing in the future. BANQUET IS MAY 29 Feast Of Lanterns Will- Be Theme: Speakers Chosen Seniors will hold their annual class banquet Tuesday, May 29, at the Woman's Building from 6:30 to 11:30 P.M. with Jack Bishop and his orchestra playing for dancing. Feast of Lanterns theme will be carried out in both decorations and speeches which will be given by Robert Ridenour, class president: C. C. LaRue, principal, Philo C. Dunsmore, boys' dean: Miss Amie Miller, girls' deangMiss Dorothy Kollogg, class play d i r e c t o rg Vernon Alberstett, Saga financial adviser, Charles Klinksick, Tattler edi- tor, and Carl Polcyn, editor of the Saga. James Moll will be toastmaster. Mr. and Mrs. C. C. La Rue, Mr. and Mrs. Philo C. Dunsmore, Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Alberstett, Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Montgomery, Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Lowry, Mrs. Hazel McManamon, Miss Marie Doering, Miss Dorothy Kellogg, and Miss Amie Miller have been invited as guests. Committee arranging this af- fair includes: Mae McKnight, chairman, Jane Mack, Harvella Bentley, Louise Miller, Leon Phifer, Russell Shugarman, and Meyer Novick, Art Klan Brings Speaker To Talk On Chinese Art Today The Art Klan brought Mr. B. A. DeVere Bailey to speak on Symbolism in Chinese Art, to- day, third hour in the auditorium. Mr. Bailey showed pictures of tapestries and pottery through the use of a reflectorscope. Miss June Anderson, adviser of the Art Klan, announced that Mr. Bruyere's classes, the archi- tectural classes, and pupils in the home rooms who are especial- ly interested were invited to at- tend. Woodwardites Get State Ranking From B. G. Tests Two Woodward students re- ceived state ranking from their score in the Bowling Green Scholarship Tests. In the state, William Klatzel received ninth place in general science: Eugene Zytkus, sixth in plane geometry. Comic Issue Coming Even though you think the Tattler is funny, you shouldn't laugh, at least not until next Friday when a Fun Issue is pub- lished. Tell your friends to save coppers for this goofy edition, the next-to-the-last Tattler to be published this year. THE WOODWARD TATTLER THE WOOIIWARD TAT TLER Published and Printed Every School Week by the Pupils of Woodward High School. Price 3.15 per semester, 35.03 single issue. XXMSCHUM A as at S's'i?S'l 7T.f'IIf 'IEE Rf x t .0 imssetwl TATTLER STAFF Editor-in-Chief .............................. Charles Klinksick Business Manager ......, Exchange Editor ....... Display Editor ...... Club Editors ...... ,....Arthur Berkowitz ...................Ethel Dull ...........Virginia Mann j Virginia Schuster L Carl Dority ................James Moll Feature Editor ........,................. Pressman ..... ......... . .. .... .............. . Assistant Feature Editor ......... News Editors ................., ........ Sports Editors.: .Edward Jankowski ............,Helen Swaya S Cora Belle Kehrer 1 Anne Wegener fAlvinia Piesiewicz JI Henry Nickpor Robert Ridenour V James Hope Circulation Managers .................. i Molly M691-kt-eb Am-S rrrrrr,r.,...t ge3gNeg3,1g.gq.e'i11g Why Transfer It ? URING Clean Up Week Principal LaRue tried to bring about Wood- ward's cooperation with the movement by stating that no student should take his lunch wrapped in paper out-of-doors be- cause of the waste which always had accu- mulated in Wilson Park and on the school grounds prior to that occasion. The meas- ure was not welcomed, but an observing person can see the justice of it. But did it achieve its purpose--clean up and coopera- tion? Instead of that, the customary refuse has been transferred from the lawn to the second floor hall. Most animals leave the carcass and non-edible parts of their meal where they eat, but humans are generally more civilly disposed to pick up wrappers and food containers and place them in Waste baskets. Carelessness has made our school cafeteria look like a kindergarten lunch room. School life should reflect home life, but with the conditions on the second floor as they are, we hesitate to imagine where some students live. A moment's pause will work wonders with untidiness, and the resulting satisfaction is worthwhile. Facts And Figures CHOOL life in Woodward next year will be either very dull or very expen- sive for those who do not have a 33. activi- ties pass. For non-possessors, there will be no mass-meetings, and all programs given in the auditorium will cost no less than 3.15. Other students will be admitted to each football and basketball game, play, and club program for less than 3.10 per event. We will not back down on any of the prices set for next year, says Mr. Meek. This activities ticket will be advan- tageous to every one having one. The band members, who are admitted free to the football games, can sell their tickets for those games and thus defray the total ex- pense of the pass. Next fall, anyone who attends the home football games will spend 352. while, by paying half as much more for a pass, he could have attended at least twenty more activities. Think of admission to football games for 35.10, and more than a 10 per cent discount on passes if pay- ments are started this semester. OFF ' My children, let me warn you, before it is too late, of the insidious evil that is lurking behind the corner. It will creep up on you unawaresg it holds you in its merciless grasp, and turns your blood to lemonade. Ah, yes, I have suffered much and learned more, and now, my unsuspecting public, I am passing on my knowledge to you. It is unescapable, it is inevitable, but! there is one alternative, Cand my little chicks I would advise you to take it and avoid grief and premature old agel that is to obtain magic little ciphers on a two by four piece of cardboard. Have you guessed my enigma? You cannot tell how I dread reminding you of this disaster, but duty calls me and --- yes, yes, tsob-sobj it is EXAMS !! Dear Pola Baer, Bet you don't know who is going to win the fight between Carnera and Baer? Another Black Eye. Dear K. O. The motto in our family is never go down. Now who do you think I favor? Polatdo telDBaer, Weren't Lester Stramm and Ben Schall staggering slightly after leaving the chemis- try room? Shocked. Pugnaciously Pola. Dear Shocked, How would you act after you worked with alcohols awhile. Experimental Pola. I U U DIZZY DAFFYNITIONS. , The Bell ............ A useless contrivance that causes so many to be late to first hour class. The Student ............ Evolution's missing link. The big bad wolf ......... ..A teacher undisguised fwho's afraid of the big bad wolfj. 'Agigolo ............ Any boy who has the poor taste to come to school dressed in a green shirt and blue tie. The third degree ............ Anything that in any way resembles a test. Gum ............ Forbidden fruit---found stuck un- der chairs and tables. Dr. J eckyl and Mr. Hyde ............ Mr. Lords and Mr. Staneart. A Cattle Stampede ............ something that re- sembles what happens during fifth hour lunch period. A four sided triangle .......... there ain't no such animal. Insane asylum ........... where all graduates find themselves inside of a few years. WHO'S WHO A gay smile with hints of mischief behind it, a ready eye to notice the comeliness of a passing girl, and oh yes, his side kick, C. S., without whom he is very seldom seen, thus begins a who's who about a popular senior boy. His hair is black while his eyes are blue, and if freckles indicate a sunny disposition, this young man must be Apollo himself. He is seen wearing a blue sweater with dark trou- sers more often than any other outfit. Extra curricular activities have quite a claim on him since he belongs to various clubs, among them, the French club, the Latin club, the Senior Hi-Y, and the Quill and Dagger society. He has an important position on the Saga Staff and is an active member of the golf team. lf you are as unobserving as this boy is shy, you probably won't discover him, so refer to next week's Tattler for the answer to this Who's Who. Flashes From Friends Odd Facts There is a thousand times more silver than gold in solution in the oceans of the world.--- The Craftman, Boys' Technical High, Milwaukee,Wis. ' J ack: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a hundred? John: 'il don't know. Jack: i'The letter M. ---- Bryant Times Minneapolis, Minn. The annual Vocational Guidance Cam- paign was held at Findlay high school re- cently. Lectures were given onthe various types of occupations. The purpose of the campaign was to enable pupils to learn more about the work they are interested in.---Blue and Gold, Findlay, Ohio. Banquet lleners Eat everything as if it tasted grand. Talk. Do you think you come mainly to eat? What if your best enemy does sit next to you? It's a good time to bury the hatchet. Neither an engine nor a caboose be. Keep in time witheveryone else. Let a dropped fork lie in peace. What do you expect to do with it after you've pick- ed it up? Resume your use of it after its sojourn on the floor? Or surreptitiously clean it with your napkin? Don't let your poor knife rest its blade on the rim of your plate with its handle on the cloth. It's so uncomfortable. Give it a secure position on your plate. The big thing at the banquet seems to be speeches. Food is incidental. Don't look bored and wonder what happened to the next course. At the end of the feast, the well-manners ed knife and fork will be found reposing side by side upon the plate, a little to the right. To speakers only: If you wish your or- atory to go over big with the average person, arise with a beaming smile, tell six or seven jokes, and ........... STOP! Students Activities Ticket In answer to ti e pertinent question, 'iWhat is your opinion of the proposed activities ticket? the following replies were received: I think from my point of view, it is a very good idea. lt will enable students to be able to attend most of the social activities, and to become better acquainted with their fellow students. It will also be a more enjoyable year for everyone at a more economical cost. Juliette Sear--freshman. I think it is a very good idea, for the reduction in price will allow many more students to attend all of the activities. Walter Schulisch---sophomore. I think it's a grand idea from any angle upon which you look at it. Helen Abood--junior. I think the idea cf having an activities ticket is an excellent one. All of the students should support it whole- heartedly because it saves them so much Ingngyf' E. R. Rlke. THE WOODWARD TATTLER WOODWARD THIRD ' IN MEET AT SCOTT L. Holmes Breaks District Record Throwing Discus Four records fell at the dis- trict track meet held at the Scott high field last S atu rday ,in which Scott took first place with 107W points, DeVilbiss, second, with 62 points, Woodward, third with BOM points. . Leroy Holmes w a s W 0 o d- ward's high individual s c o r e r with 16 points, and b e sid e s breaking the district dis c u s throw record, he took first in the javelin and second in the shot- put. Jim Boyd, second in broad jump, and fifth in 220 yard run, Kapela, fourth in discus, Brand, fifth in mile run, and Leighton, fifth in high jump are the other Polar Bear tracksters who placed. All athletes who took first, second, or third place in this meet automatically qualified for the State meet at Columbus next Saturday. Bear Linksmen Drubbed By Tiger Sextet Wednesday .DeVilbiss linksmen, runners- up in the Bowling Green golf tourney, trounced the Bear golf- ers by a 17lQ to L5 count on the Ottawa golf course VVednesday. Al Krolikowski, fifth man, tied Bradley on the second nine to tally the only Woodward score. The Tiger golfers peppered sub-par golf in many cases to edge out the Polar Bear links- men. John Kuderemski, Casey Jarecki, Bob Ostrosky, and Half- erty carded scores of 80 or less, whitewashing Charles Stewart, Leon Phifer, Casey Obloza, and Henry N ickpor. Next, VVednesday finds the Woodwardites taking on the Scott aggregation. The Scotters have one victory, defeating Cen- tral, and knotted scores with Waite. The Bears lost to Central and clialked a victory against Waite. Polar Bears Take Volleyball Championship From Sophs Polar Bears became the cham- pion volleyball team of the intra- class and inter-club league when they defeated the Sophomores by the score of 44 to 17, Wednesday, May 9, during conference hour. Members of the winning squad are Alvina Piesiewicz, Anita Hale, Gertrude Anselm, Leola Taylor, Sylvena Truno, Alice Ka- linowski, and Geraldine Ludwi- kowski. Battling for third place honors, the Boosters emerged the victors by winning over the Juniors 44 to 28. Members of the Boosters are Betty Jane Slavin, Louise J amrozy, Jayne Antoine, Frances Toth, Doris Bebee, Betty Jane Taylor, Emily Braunschweiger, and Catherine Schiel. HSUNBURN, BRU1sEs SPORT SPARKS Four former district records were broken by high school ath- letes in the ninth annual North- western Ohio tourney last Satur- day. Kenney Sampson, stellar Scott trackster lowered the time for the mile and the 880 yard run. Weiler, also of Scott, set the pace in the low hurdles.- LeRoy Holmes earned a first place in the discus event, with a throw of 119 feet 8M inches, to set a new record. Holmes also captured the javelin throw and placed second in the shot put. Libbey golfers captured the annual Northwestern Ohio high school tourney, which was held at Bowling Green, with the low average of 76.1. Tony Rudzinski, Libbey captain, paced the field with a 70 earning medal honors. Bill McAllister, Waite, was sec- ond, carding a 74. Coach Bevan, president of the Ohio high school coaches associ- ation, will preside at the regu- lar meeting of the football men- tors, which will be held at Columbus this afternoon. Woodward tracksters, winners of third place in the Northwest- ern Ohio games, scored 30M points, which is a half point less than the total of Libbey and Waite. DeVilbisstallied 62points, which is M point more than all the points Woodward, Libbey, and Waite made and twice as many as Libbey and Waite scor- ed. Scott, the championship team, a m a s s e d 107 points, which matches the total amount of DeVilbiss, W o o d W a r d, and Waite. ' IN TRA-MURAL STANDINGS National League Team W L Pct. Auto Mechanics 5 0 1.000 Tattler Staff 4 1 .800 Pieuper Club 4 1 .800 Pica Club 3 2 .666 Art Klan 2 3 .400 Jr. Hi-Y 1 4 .200 General Shop- 1 4 .200 Sr. Hi-Y 1 4 .200 American League Team W L Pct. Latin Club 5 0 1.000 Q. 8a. D 4 1 .800 Polish Knights 4 1 .800 Pencil Pushers 3 2 '600 French Club 2 3 .400 N. R. A. 1 4 .200 Friendly Center 0 5 .000 Electrical Club 0 5 .000 Waite Nine Will Represent District At Columbus Meet Waite high school nine defeat- ed the DeVilbiss Tigers in the district baseball tournament held at Wilson Park, under the supervision of Rol Bevan last Saturday. The Indians, by defeating DeVilbiss, earned the right to represent Northwestern Ohio in the state baseball meet at Columbus tomorrow. This is Waite's fourth win in six years. Q NURSED BY GIRLS Exasperated Lassies Meet With Little Success In Gym Work Now that archery, indoor, and tennis tournaments have started, back-aches, sunburn, and broken hearts are being nursed, the last being the cause of mis-calculated aims in archery, which have caused many a young woman's fancy to turn from being afem- inine William. Tell. Betty Jane Taylor, the capable tutor in this sport, sighs as she tells her pupils to aim at the bull's eye and not at the air. However, -Bernice Genzler and Ann Sypko choose to hit whatever their arrows come in Contact with. Catch that ball,' 'shouts Emily Braunschweiger to Betty Dilzell, as an easy fly comes right into Betty's hands. But alas and alack, the sun fnot smokel steals into her eyes and the ball falls safely to the ground. After completing a perfect day by striking out when she comes to bat, Betty nonchalantly takes to the show- ers. Well, we'll stick to tennis, the man's job, assert Faith Eger and Harriet Loerke, as they vainly try to hold their racquets correctly, but prizes goto Alice Farris, Cshe turned a complete somersault trying to get the ball over the netll Golf Club Will Give Skating Party Tonight. From 8 to 11 Golfers' Glide, a skating party, will be given tonight in Memorial hall by members of the golf club from 8 to 11. Chaperons will include Miss Catherine McClure, Miss Stella Corn well, Art Smith, and Homer Hanham. Coach Don McAllister of Waite, Rollie Bevan, Howard Phipps, Raymond Lowry, and Principal LaRue are to be guests of honor. Committee in charge has Evelyn Bradsley as chairman, with Eleanor Ray, Dorothy Corthell, and Marion Hirsch assisting. Freshman Boys Using New Jumping Pit For Gym Work Art Smith and Homer Han- ham's freshman gym classes are utilizing the jumping pit which was recently erected by students and the boys' gym teachers of Woodward. The freshmen are learning the Western method of high jumping which is-called the Western Rool. Track Events Next May 31 will find another sport occuping the limelight of Homer Hanham's in t e r-c l a s s intra- mural schedule. This s p o r t will be track and field events in which the freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior classes will participate. ' SCOTT EDGES OUT BEAR TRACKSTERS One Point Is Difference In Score, Boys Go To Columbus Minus the aid of their track and Held stars who are going to Col- umbus for the state meet, the Scott hi tracksters defeated Art Smith's Polar Bears on the Col- lingwood Avenue boys' field by a margin of one point, 64-63, last Wednesday. A Jim Boyd was high point man for the Woodward team, annex- ing 15 points by virtue of his victories in the 100 yd. run and the broad jump. Leroy Holmes followed Boyd closely with 13, gained by firsts in the shot put and javelin and a second place in the discus. Woodbury was Scott's highest individual scorer with 13 points. Other members of the Wood- ward squad who placed are: Bus- tow, third, high hurdles, Brand, third, mile run, Parker, second, and Letke, third, 440 yd. run, Rappaport, second, 220 yd. run, Woodward relay teams first in mile and half mile relay, Bustow, third, pole vault, Leighton, first high jump, Lupinski, third, shot put, and first, discus, Kapela, third, discus. Tomorrow, four boys, Holmes, Leighton, Boyd, and Kapela will represent the Blue and White in the State meet at Columbus. Only select track stars from all over Ohio will participate since all en- tries have qualified by taking either first, second, or third place in a previous district meet in the event which they will enter to- morrow. Woodward's entries will try for the following events: Holmes, javelin, discus, and shot put, Leighton, high jump, Boyd, broad jump, and Kapela, discus. Art Smith, coach of the team, will furnish transportation. Boys' Intra-Mural Leagues Begin Horseshoe Pitching Intra-mural horseshoe p i t c h- ing was started at the beginning of this week along with the play- ing of indoor baseball. An elimination contest w i ll be held in each league, and the winners will play for the title. The games are being played in Wilson park, and Homer Ha n- harn and Art Smith, gym in- structors, are in charge. IN FRA-MURAL TILTS Louis Michalak, star pitcher for the Pica club, held the General Shop team to four singles and defeated them by a 21 to 0 score in three innings. Eddie J ankowski drove in eight runs. with a perfect day at bat. With the bases loaded in the third inning, John Baronowicz, a heavy hitter, stepped up to the plate, and the General Shop team walked off the field in disgust. THE WOODWARD TATTLER I MINUTE INTERVIEWS V- 'WWTFT I UI 1 -M -5 ,, .- ff. Qi' I' , i I , . Q1 A x .I , '--..g .,, . , I A R. Ridenour Presenting---5 feet 9 inches of concentrated energy---vigorous personality---possesses b r o w n eyes and hair---Robert Ridenour --guiding light of the senior class --and Hi-Y-assistant sports edi- tor of the Tattler--Quill and Dagger society has claim on him --Sherman school lost him- through graduation---Woodward gained him---likes work--so tack- led an academic course---came out ontop---will continue coming out on the top of the heap at Ohio Wesleyan or Toledo Univer- sity-- eats anything- brown is his favorite color---for recreation he can be seen with a fishing rod catching elusive fish---or swim- ming--for the benefit of the fair sex---he spends a good deal of his time at 3114 Parkwood--lis- tening to Ben Bernie--wants to be a civil engineer--we wish him luck---and he deserves it. I Deadline Flashes I - All members of the Zetalethen literary society and Miss E. Mur- phy, adviser, have been invited to attend a tea given in their honor by Mrs. Paul Braun- schweiger in her home Sunday afternoon from four until six. ' 8 1 3 Henry Nichpor, Tattler sports editor, recieved second place for the best sport story in the contest which was held recently by the Toledo Blade and the Alpha Phi Gamma, national journalist fra- ternity of Toledo University. Woodward Home Nursing girls visited Flower Hospital last Wednesday, May 19. After inspection of the hospital, they were entertained with a tea in the nurses home. 540 unsatisfactories were issued to students last Tuesday through their classes. BIOLOGY BITS Biology students have been making bird trips through Forest Cemetery. Lists made show fif- teen different birds ranging from sandpipers to wpodcocks. When several killdeersf nests were discovered by boys from Miss Mary Boyles' classes, the mother bird would hop a few feet off, drag her tail and wings, and fiounder helplessly about. A dastardly snail in Mrs. O'- Brien's aquarium sat on a small turtle's tail and drowned the poor thing. . I OLDER GENERATION HAD RARE BANQUET Persevering Antiques Finally Graduate With Big Food Fest - VVhat with all this goings on about banquets and such, it re- minds me of the story Ye Olde Gossip' seeker told me the other day about a banquet held nigh unto 50 years ago during his youthful days. It seems that after twenty- three years of painstaking toil, a few members of Gezunkda high school managed to graduate. The occasion really called for a banquet because it had been al- most a generation since anyone had received a diploma, so Elmira Thutty, belle of Gezunkda, was put in charge of the gala affair. Finally the big night came and what a time! Some of the more feeble of the graduates had a hard time eating---between keeping peas out of their beards and soup out of their mustaches, they were certainly busy. One after-dinner speaker was the ancient octogenarian, I.M. De- Crepit, who was spoke on The In- discretion of Moden Women. He raved about the short skirts women were wearing, and de- clared that he himself had seen a woman's ankle just a few days before - - -fwhereupon murmurs such as brazen hussy went around the roomj. The speaker glanced about menacingly and then sat down amid thunderous applause. The rule which eliminates fi- nal examination for all A or B students will be in effect again this semester. Students will be exempt from final exams in each subject in which they receive an A or B average for this semester's work. MANY BANQUETS ARE SCHEDULED AMONG CLUBS' FINAL ACTIVITIES Hi-Y, Q. D., Zets,Peris, Art Klan, Dramatic Societies, And Mr. Sheline's First Class Last Year Holding Parties, Outings Numerous social activities are occupying the attention of Wood- ward clubs as the end of the school year draws near. Tonight after school, the Art Klan is having a picnic at Ottawa Park. Events of the evening will be a treasure hunt through the park and the installation of new officers. Pauline Wilson, presi- dent of the club, is in charge of the affair. I Zetalethean Literary society will have its banquet at the Wom- an's Building tomorrow when senior gifts will be presented and -new officers installed. Those in charge of the affair are Virginia - f1Mann, chairman, with Marjorie I CLASSROOM CLIPPINGS I Chemistry students in E. L. Clark's classes are studying the formation of alcohol and the changing of alcohol to formalde- hyde. They are also analyzing to find formaldehyde in different kinds of foods. . Norman Zimmerman and William Phifer, students in Miss Mary Boyles fourth hour biology class, etherized and dissected snakes which had been brought in by other students. Fourth year French students are beginning their study in Con- tes Divera, a book containing short stories by famous French authors. - t . C. E. Staneart's chemistry classes have been preparing soap during the last week. They have also tested various brands of commercial soap. Biology, botany, and physi- ology students, instructed by Miss Grace Cronk, Miss Mary Boyles, and Mrs. Mary O'Brien, visited Walbridge park where special guides took them through the zoo. ICLUBS ARE COMPLETING ANNUAL ELECTIONSI Reports of election returns have come from the following clubs: Zetalethean, Senior Hi-Y, Automotive, International, Jun- ior and Senior Friendship, and French. Presiding officers of the Zets include Virginia Schuster, pres- identg vice-president, Betty Jane Kasllyg secretary, Jane Staigerg chaplain, Frances Dunn, ser- geant-at-arms, E m il y Braun- schweigerg and reporter, Rita Loerke. Dan Kasprzak is the newly elected president of the Senior Hi-Y with the following hcabinet: vice-president, Edward Kryzmin- skig secretary, Earl Sommersg treasurer, Charles Wachtelg ser- geant-at-arms, Charles Wol- finger. Oflicers of the Automotive club will be headed by Robert Tur- ritting Bruce Earhart, vice-presi- dentg secretary, Carl Koellag treasurer, Dick Bader, and re- porter Louis Sieczkowski. Cabinet members of the In- ternational club are Eugene Zytkus, presidentg Molly ,Meer- kreb, vice-president, Sharon Leibovitz, secretary, James Shemas treasurerg and Char- lotte Essick, reporter. French club executive commit- tee will be led by Sharon Leibo- vitz, William Shames, vice-presi- dent, Joan Elmer, secretaryg David Wexler, treasurer, and Julia Bennett, reporter. Cabinet m e m b e r s of the Junior Friendship club are Mary L o ui s e McDowell, presidentg Charlotte Blackman, vice-presi- dent, Wilma Sibrasse, treasurerg Henrietta Rump, secretary, and Eleanor Southwick, chaplain. Girls holding ofhces in the Senior Friendship club are Paul- ine 'Harter, as president, with Dorothy Smith, vice-president, Dorothy Hall, secretary, Frances Dunn, treasurerg Faith Eger, chaplaing and Catherine Lowden, hostess. Herzberg, Thelma Kehrer, Vir- ginia Woodbury, Frances Dunn, and Nymphiadora Funke assist- mg. Periclean Literary society'will assemble at the Belvedere, May 21, for its annual banquet. Plans were made by Marjorie Shuff, chairman, Marian Wells. Alice King, Rose Mary Hertsch, Ruth Devlin, and Gretchen Paulsen. Woodward's Senior Hi-Y will hold a potluck supper on Tues- day, May 22, at the Y.M.C.A. An informal meeting will be held. Gordon Hopkins is chairman, aided by Leo Jankowski and Wilburt Wagner. May 24, also at the Woman's Building, The Little Theatre Guild will hold its banquet. Three short playlets, m o n o - logues, and impersonations are to be features of the evening. Meyer Davis, chairman, and Dorothy Crider, Carl Dority, Leone Bennett, and Bob Klein- hans compose the general com- mitte making the arrangements. May 24 the Powder and Paint Players will give a weiner roast at Ottawa. Steve Evdemon, Alva Landwehr, Ruth Devlin, Ger- trude Stark are in charge of arrangements. Raymond Sheline's first hour class of last year will hold a pot- luck dinner, May 25 after school. Eugene Zytkus, Frederick Holt- freter, and E m il y Braun- schweiger are making the plans. Mr. and Mrs. R. Sheline will be chaperones. Last Tuesday, May 15, the Quill and Dagger Literary society held its first annual banquet at Linck's cafeteria. Guests were C. C. LaRue, Philo Dunsmore, and L. C. Clark. Speaker of the evening was Prof. B. W. Steven- son of Toledo University. George Grover acted as toastmaster. Arrangements were made by Louis Barrie, chairman, Justin Hering, and Gordon Hopkins. Sports Editor Will Cover Track Meet At Columbus Henry Nichpor, Tattler sports editor, left for Columbus today with Coach Rol Bevan and Clyde Meek to cover the State track and field meet scheduled for to- morrow. While there Nichpor, who is a member of the Wood- ward golf team, expects to wit- ness the State golf tournament at the Arlington links. C-2 .. - 2 Faculty Autographs fir! A A .' rr? 'vyi 1 ,vfigf-,f'1,fQQ X jf J,-lrltylxftftxfinii Jr lf I ' X41 f .x in 1 ' KJ Q ff J pw WW age- Qffzw wa Senior Autographs , E V .L ..,-f 'A I XJJVI ' xv AJ, A-J f Qivffjffk x , 'U G 3 f Q. ? - ,QA , ll! . . . ,fy V, f Q J 1 X ,faff-jx X, ,A .f 7 1' 6, . . iff w N 1 w S. W A 'xg . A iff Q, My ,J , W f x n,,,'lW.:Xxx Qx - K., , Q' I --.. 5 , , , ' :f.1ir7.fihAX.ulr1- 1 Z M - , ! ,f 1 VI y I ' ll 'V ' gl 'af I l , Junzor Autographs I if , . 1 I 1 I , XM, ' '? 11' f' , ' f f ,- ntbff - ,- . ff , s Y I ,lf M f ' 4 D+' I , , I xx' . .f .' ' x J . - ' ' ' '! 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