Woodstock High School - Eureka Yearbook (Bryant Pond, ME)

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My Buddy I like to sit in study hall, And watch the kids all study. But the one who studies most of all Is none other than my buddy He sits and does his homework Although I don't know why If I did all the work he did I know I'd probably die He's probably got the right idea And he gets his thanks. Cause when the nine weeks are up He gets better ranks. Craig Morgan Kisses Dr. George Jekyl, 40, and Dr. Park Hyde, 45, have completed a long term research project, which was financed by the Lipstick Manufacturers Association. The associa- tion hoped to prove that Mononucleosis, also know as the Kissing Disease, can be controlled if not cured if both parties are wearing lipstick at the time of contact. The results of the project are heartening. Although Doctors Jekyl and Hyde are now suffering from Mono as it is known affectionately in the trade, they both remarked it took eight wonderful years to come down with it. The one fly in the ointment is the additional discovery that even an extra-heavy coating of lipstick will not prevent the spread of the disease in some instances, and the doctors have accordingly warned the public to shy away from kissing turtles and or parakeets on the lips. Jekyl and Hyde, when they have recovered sufficiently, will re-enact their methods of experimentation before the cameras. A photo of their triumph may be seen on a future, Great Moments in Medicine calendar. Then again it may not. 29 Andrea Swan

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Read a Book, Improve Your Mind? They say Read a Book and Improve Your Mind, But then you wonder, Gee, what kind? Some are classics; Some for kicks. There are always the stories about the west. Or those on top of the best seller list. How about the dating one? Or the funny little ditties with all the puns? Lots of stories are full of sex Some with kids who raise alot of--heck Its true you get an education But the books these days need explantions! Wendy Rice The Big Balance Think . . . Dare to be Daniel . . . Honesty is the best policy . . . This Is Dedicated to the One I Love . . . How Great Thou Art . . . Most people are nice when you finally see them . . . The Pulitzer Prize Winner . . . Ask not what your country can do for you . . . Lawyers were children once . . . To Sir, With Love . . . An eye for an eye . . . My Faith is gone . . . That Bud, thafs beer . . . We're on the eve of destruction . . . Credibility Gap . . . The grapes of wrath . . . Hate your next door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace . . . Evil is the nature of mankind . . . Painted women under gas lamps . . . Kill ... I can't . . . Joyce Farwell Oh, For A Little Fat Oh, if I should gain an ounce or a pound, I'd shout and yell and be heard the world around. For I've been trying to gain some weight, By taking double of everything I ate. So far it has all been to no avail, I'm still blown over by every gale Doctors all said some weight I must gain, But all their advice was given in vain. For weeks and weeks I've tried everything, From meat and potatoes to coffee rings. I've finally realized my fate. I shall always weigh 258. Andrea Swan 28

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