Woodstock High School - Eureka Yearbook (Bryant Pond, ME)

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W1-I XI D-Jo: frllflf AEAJUI HUM XN B If-165 my honest opinion of human I am a dog and if fou want beings, I'll tell you sometimes For example, I'm down in my pen heed off for attention I vant make anyone of those two legged animals upstairs believe that? Anyway they don't let me up until 1t's time to feed And then they want me to show off WCome on, sit p pretty for the lady Well, I have to do it, If I ever expect to get that bit of food that my mistress ls holding temptingly above my head I think they are heartless in the basement howling my to go upstairs, but can I Then some one thinks it's time I nent out doors, I don't know what for, but they gently give me a kick out the door After several minutes of barking, the door opens and I am let in again Can I help it if nature calls at just that moment, and my mistress finds a nice little puddle in the middle of the kitchen floor? Well, if you'Xe ever had your nose rubbed in a puddle you'll realize how I felt tumbled on ry ear and over and over these vonds came after re, What do you think I put you out doors for U Well I gue s we'll just have to put up with it, and hope for the day when human beings might Q pos ibly under tand u AJ 'Iv 19.1-Xr'fUJKLb If the land had you Where the sea You'd be clean Of the tallest I've tried not But have given To the roar of Thats pounding got me to the top, tree thinking the ocean, mr din J P' Beatrice Brovn '42 IU ff' .J 'J' I sit at my desk While wrapped inside Is a captain vith orders By which I abide The captain is shouting His voice is hoarse Laying forth an adventure Of naval course hay these orders stay, Within ry soul And I'll strive to obey, 'Till I reach my goal Robert Mills '44 - I ro , I I ' f 5 C. I X .F N- - I - r' , fs , ,c , - .I .J Q' Q J ., -- ' ...-. . V 1 . 1. . u Y 3 L Q U1 G . I . 11 ll ' ' - o ' c - . I 1 O A . X 1 u .A ' .. 5 . T . A ' .I ' . . . 7 . , . I - ll c . ' I A . A H 1 ? , , ,s M .ae 3 ag' - fill' G' -fifkii' -.':fr, ,,', ' 'MAL . - ..- , iii F ff S S Fo 5' ' '.: 5 'A get ' FW' . .-. I f , - ' c L 1 . - A ff's - ' 1 r f K 3 - . , ' r . ' ' C ' . ' L r - ' - L ' c r ' 1 D 1 ' ., - Q' - - -' r , .y 1 L C . r .' c . n

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JF BFING MJCKFD JJ! Judge Oliver Baxter was a very good man in all respects. Everybody liked him at least, when he was around there was always a crowd near the portly gray haired gentleman, listen ing to him crack Joxes or tell some interesting story of his early days But as there is always a link in most people's ch in, so there was in Judge Baxters he always had the luck of being locked out of his home, office or where he might be He didn't like to admit this failing but would always take it with a smile and say NSure, ure, sure But one of his experiences was a little bit too much However, he did take it and someone finally convinced him to relate it I will tell you how he told this person in his own language nwell s1r,n he said, Uyou've asked for this and you can laugh all you want But I betcha, by golly, that it won't happen again UI was w lking home from my office one Tue day on a very cold day My feet nd hands were both second hand ice cakes and my stomach ached with hunger Of course, I began to think of the nice w rm house I would go into, and probably the door, I grabbed lt, expecting the thing to open right up, but to my dismay the door was locked The only way to get in would be the upstairs windows which I could reach with l dder or a hole near the shed that I might be able to crawl through A I approached the windows I hung tight to the hope that they would be unlocked but they were even tighter than the door The only possible chance to get in was to crawl through that hole But' my luck again was gone becau e when I get halfrav through I cou1dn't budge I was stuck tighter than paper 1 when it lands in some glue HWhen my wife arrived hone at 4 30, I was stiff with the cold Lnd he just laughed at me and said that on the top shelf was a new key and that she had forgotten to tell me W UWell,H the Judge ended,NI went in and got warm after the wife had tugged and pulled me out W The experience resulted in Judge Bexter's wearing a key hitched to his belt on a string Cleo Appleby '44 fa j fa ft Q ' 4 .4 .J , 5 -.L H c z - ' . b , E , . V. . f X r F, ' . v Q ' V ' U 1 . I. 1 ' c ' f ' C S x n N f I , L f ' 1 4 0 + X- ' U ' . I r I X 0 C r c u 3 1 S r 0 Vx PL 1 I ' ' - r ' 1. . 1 . . C fl, . L Fl hot soup would be waiting for me. Naturally, as I reached . r -V, . I .f C L Q X X I c 1, 1 ' my F1 f .. . , ,. p . 1 l S ' J X f ' , n 1 J f v . . - ' S f f' 1 , . ' . I f 1 S X' . ' . . I . , ' I s I . . . - H Y' ' r L r , r f r V r, , . . J s L I A L I

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UOOD IUDDJ-X Nui? It's a funny thing that something hasn't been done about hat innocent looking person that lives in many homes auses more embarrassment confusion and broken llNbS than lnyone else I know Just yesterdey I accidently stepped on ie ttrew me out the door and down the steps It was just my luck I landed right in the middle of a large mm puddle, and thst wnsn't all the girl that I have a great deal of admiration for vslked by I was so embsrrsssed swore I'd get even with him if it cost me a fortune and it did I ran back into the house and jumped ss hard as I could right in his middle He slipped out from under my feet and went crashing through the bottom s sh of a lsrge window ent outside and made a grab st him This time he Yont sail ing through the top snsh He ent through the chins cabinet breeking everything within reech snd skidded to s top rlght in the middle o' the pnrlor floor I got sn ax ond sid th t I would rid the orld of him forever, The ax did the tl1Ck alright, but it slso mede s Pole through the floor Although it cost me plenty to fix things up, I did get rid of th t cake of soap Robert York l45 JN GUM frlflxll I In my desk there is a p okage of nice double mint gum nd row delicious it would teste if I could onlv have one iece Oh' The teacher's back is turned and now 1S my chence h' No! Nom she is looking straight at me She turns around gain nd now I have the psckege in my lap but the pvper on t rettles and attrscts her sttention again Now 1s my ch nee nd off comes the cellophane Out comes one stick and I put he rest in my desk Off comes the wrapper snd it 1 ts ted or my mouth but she calls on me to answer s que tion answrr it O K but I thin' she suspects something Cae is alking with someone else nd no' is my chwnce, out sho is looking at me sgein I know I ill brcak it into l1lt1G aleces and put it in that way There it is all dor nd nom is the gre t tesk of chewing it up The teacher hasn't c ught me yet and the first bell h s rung for c ass But lss' She has seen me snd into the wastebasket it goes 1th sn hour to make up sfter clsss and I think of all the time I've spent trying to have n fe moment's enjoyment from my favorite pastime She just 1sn't humsnl Maxine Clifford '49 f I' 1 f I ...I L . 4. J C 1 I 1 .I . L.: 5 . 1 l , - J A J -v L Q I ' 1 C 7 ,limo L 1. l. . - A - . . 1 , . 3 ,. 1 1 l N . 1 .. , 4 r f 1 ' H, . , Q f . I g . .. I , C' o 1 K - I 1 f x. 1' - Q , '- .I Lnh f . N, . I W r , g f' r 4 . ,. n . n,'5 ' ,- ,K , L W7 , f. ,r , U . ' -. , Y - . r , C -1 U fx I , .L , , r 1 r'- Sr, . f-. . w , ' - I z. f. L . , n I ., . 2 I 1 , 6 4 . A I h 4-I NH al I L P nf I - L I , f,,. K . A . ' u 0 - r .. e s ' . 1 K r f ' 7 f 9 1 . , , c - I . , . L A - , , ' be n. . , , r. ,Q 1, L, , . 1 . , , L , f, S Su' 1' C' '- , , , , LY, . ,s . I 1 1 5' o o f I . - L . -, L . sz LA n. A- - df Q , , L, P H L L 1 I I . , . . , V7 'if , U -1, r c. . . ,, L r - Ie 'Q ' L - n , A , , , f , 1 Q W - , PL .Lf x p 3 - ...Q fx V' 1. 1 q r - f fi A 1 1. , , Y' , , L x a . L n. r.