Wofford College - Bohemian Yearbook (Spartanburg, SC)

Text from Pages 1 - 294 of the 1920 volume:

iuJ Board of Trustees J. Lyles Glenn (1889), Presidenl Chester, S. C. Rev. James W. KiLGO, D.D. (1906) . . . . Upper South Carolina Conference Henry P. Williams (1901) Charleston, S. C. B. Hart Moss (1903) Orangeburg, S. C. H. B. Carlisle (1907) . . . . . . . . . Spartanburg, S. C. Rev. F. H. ShULER (1910) . South Carolina Conference W. F. Stackhouse (1910) ... . . . . Marion, S. C. Rev. D. M. McLeoD (1910) . . . ... .... South Carolina Conference Rev. W. C. KirkLAND, D.D. (1912) . . . . ... South Carolina Conference A. M. ChreiTZBERG (1914) . . . . . . ' :. . . . . . .. Spartanburg, S. C. John A. Law (1914) . Spartanburg, S. C. Rev. George C. Leonard (1914) Upper South Carolina Conference J. W. Humbert (1918) ...... Anderson, S. C. at lift dltiBB of IBSa Ipabpr in gr at tnbuatrtal pntrrprtapa. a publtr-apiritpJi ritizpti toljo Ijaa ronafrratpb Ijia topaltli to tl t abuanrmrnt of ti t forrta an5 tntprpata tliat make far tl|e btst life of tl e rommnnitg ntih ti t tatv. a man of broah uision aniJ large liberalitg. me beiiirate tljia ttolume in grateful rerognition of tift aemire b? l?aa ren ereJj l|ia anb our Alma ilHater aa mell aa tl}e ritg of g-partan- burg. mlyirb ia tb liome of fflofforiJ College XN the dim haze of the distant future, a gray-haired man, fast passing into the win- ™ ter of hfe, will take from the topmost shelf of his library a dusty volume, tattered and worn hv the hands of curious ch ildre n, an d the re in the dull glow of the dying embers he will live again the halcyon days of his college career. This little volume is published neither for lit- erary critics nor the unsymp athe tic public. Here has been made merely an attempt to record the serious ana the h umorous, the work and the play of the Class of ' 20, so that in the years to come, when we look back in reverie, we shall have the printed page and the laughing picture to rec all the gl orious deeds oi our past youth. MISS MARY HOLLIDAY Bohemian Sponsor Bohemian Staff A. Stokes King Edilor-in-Chief B. F. Carmichael Business Manager WOODROW Ward Literary Editor H. R. Phillips Art Editor J. G. Snelling Assistant Edilor-in-Chief W. L. BOZEMAN Athletic Editor J. W. Potts Advertising Manager W. P. Hood Assistant Business Manager J. H. Pitts Assistant Literary Editor C. F. Barlow Assistant Literary Editor B. B. Oliver Assistant Art Editor T. A. CaUTHEN Assistant Athletic Editor C. B. Smith Assistant Advertising Manager L. C. DcGGETT Assistant Advertising Manager (8) (9) (10) ARTHUR MASON DUPRE Chairman Faculty Commillee DANIEL ALLSTON DUPRE JOSEPH AUGUSTUS GAMEWELL Treasurer Secretary (13) Faculty Henry Nelson Snyder Presideni Professor of English and Eihics A.B. Vandeibilt, 1887; A.M. Vanderbilt, 1S90; D.Litt. University South Carolina, 1902; LL.D. University South Carolina, 1905; Graduate Work at Vanderbilt. Got- tingen, British University, lS87- ' 90, lS98- ' 99. Daniel Allston DuPre Treasurer Professor of Physics and Geology A.B. Wofford. 1869; A.M. Wofford. 1871; Graduate Worlc University Edinburgh; Cornell. Joseph Augustus Gamewell Secretary Professor of Latin A.B. Wofford, 1871; A.M. Wofford, 1873; Graduate Work Cornell. Arthur Gaillard Rembert Professor of Bible, Cree}f, and Psychology A.B. Wofford. 1884 ; A.M. Wofford, 1885 ; Studied at University of Chicago; Litt.D. University of South Carolina, 1915; LL.D. Brskine College, 1915. John George Clinkscales Professor of Malhemalics A.B. Wofford. 1876 ; A.M. Wofford, 1894; Studied at Johns Hopkins and Cornell; LL.D. Erskine College, 1912. Coleman B. Waller Professor of Chemistry and Biology A.B., Wofford, 1893 ; A.M. Wofford, 1894; Studied at Western Resei ' ve University and Johns Hopkins, 1902- ' 03; Ph.D. Van- derbilt, 1905. Faculty David Duncan Wallace Professor of Hislory, Economics, and Political Science A.B. Wofford, lS9i; A.M. Wofford, 1895; Ph.D. Vanderbilt, 1899. Arthur Mason DuPre Professor of Latin and Mathematics A.B. Wofford, 1895; A.M. Wofford, 1896; Graduate Work University Chicago and Cornell. William Leonard Pugh Professor of English A.B. Parsons College, Iowa, 1897 ; A.M. Parsons College, 1901; A.M. Northwestern University, 1908; Ph.D. Harvard, 1911. James Alburn Chiles Professor of Modern Languages A.B. Central College. Missouri, 1895; A.M. Vanderbilt, 1898; Ph.D. University Illi- nois, 1908; Studied in France and Germany. Edward Hampton Shuler Professor of Applied Mathematics B.S. Clemson, 1909. Edward Hutson Hart Secretary to the President and Manager of Carlisle Hall A.B., A.M. Wofford, 1918. (16) 1 (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) « (25) f ' (26) (28) - V ' 1 (31) MISS REID GRIFFlr I S:r.wr Class Sponsor (32)  c By R. W. Davis Come all logelher. No matter the weather. For the end at last has come. Hi! President there. Call a meeting fair To see what of us shall become. The gavel ' s falling. The President ' s calling For order in the class. So stop pour noise And listen, fcops, Before pour name we pass. Here ' s Barney Bishop Who ' s sure to dish up Something to mal e us laugh. His sayings rare. To those who hear. All sound li}(e so much chaff. Carmichael is l(illing When it comes to spilling His opponents on the gridiron. Though built as a bull. He ' s always full Of the spirit of a lion. Now here ' s a fellow Who surely can bellow, Which is against the rule. He made such a noise That all the boys Immediately surnomed him Mule. Why serious ever. And joyous never In college pranl(s, O, Ellis? If ever should you See}( the frivolous, too. Just ia e some points from Hillis. We have a teacher. And also a preacher, The brightest of our class. (35) And one named King Who is sure to bring Democracy to thr mjss. And now I Wonder If from our number A statesman rare shall arise. Whose presence here. Among friends so dear. Is in premature disguise. Just a hunch of boy%. With laughter and noise. We started our Freshman year. For I nowledge wrought By serious thought We did not seem to care. As the Sophomore Class We had managed to mass Our will for determined ailacl( Upon our hool(. And not overloolf Our minds with thoughts to pac . We ioofj; our share With a spirit rare Of the burdens Juniors l now. And in each class We tried to surpass The marl s that records show. Our Senior year Is without peer Among our college joys. And we have become. With the exception of some. Young men instead of boys. Four years have past. We come at last To a goal we ' ve sought and won. O, that we might In life ' s future fight Continue the good worl done. Barney Brannon Bishop, Jr., A.B Inman, S. C. And since ihou lovest, love slill, and thrive therein. First Censor and Member Inter-society Committee, Carlisle Literary Society: Secretary Spartanburg County Ru :tics two years; Class Football ' IT- ' IS, Class Basketball ' IH- ' IT; Varsitv Jiasketball ' 19- ' :;0: Member Hikers ' Club ' IT- lN. Barney hails from the little town of Inman. He is an all-around good fellovi ' , full of fun and frolic. He IS quite an adept in telling jok s and is continually pulling off a nfw one — of the vaudeville variety. He is an ardent admirer of the fair sex, though rumor has it that he ha; narrowed his activities along this line to a certain belle in his home town. Taking him all in all, his easy-going manner and frier.dly ways have won for him the regard and estee m of all who know him. William Lewis Bozeman, A.B., 77 A ' Z Simpsonville, S. C. Though feature and form be ever so worn, a man ' s a man for a ' thai. Varsity Baseball ' 17, ' IS. ' 19, ' 20; Class Football ' 16, ' 17; Manager Sophomore Football Team; President, Mfmber Finance Committee, Corresponding Secretary, Preston Literary Society; College Marshal ' IS- ' IC; Vice-President Sophomore Class; Member Block W C ub ' 18, ' 19, ' 20; Assistant Manager Basketball ' 19; President Junior Class; Secretary, Tieasurer Carlisle Hall Executive Committee; Assistant Captain Bast ball ' 19; Member Athletic Advisory Board ' 20, Secretary ' 19, Recording Secretary three terms; Manager Varsi ' ty Basketball; Varsity Football Team ' 20; Captain Varsity Baseball Team ' 20; Vice- President Student Body; Preside.it Pan-Hellenic Council; Athletic Editor Bohemian; Member CoUeg-e Council; Pipe Dreamers ' Club; Bulldogs; Pres- ident Block W. Club. Bozeman is his name, but all of us call him Boze. He possesses an unusu al disposition. Du.ing his four years ' stay upon the campus, he has never been seen without his characteristic smile. He has played on the Wofford nine for four years, and the last year he was captain of the team. In football he played end and was awarded his block. In basketball he served his college as manager. He has b?en a- important factor in every phase of college life, and he leaves with the admiration wilh winch his colUge mates have always looked upon him. His en- viable record at Wofford is no doubt an index to a successful future. (36) George Adam Carlisle, A.B., A ' 2 Spartanburg, S. C. 5 pure in ihought as angels are; To nom her was (o love her. ' Vice-President Calhoun Literary Society; Pan-Hellenic Council; Varsity Football, two years; Member Basketball Team ' 17, iVIanager ' IS. Although Georg; hails from the City of Success, from ihe first he showed that he had caught the view of college life that broadens men in every respect. He has taken an active interest in all phases of college life — in literary society work as well as athletics, being ice-president of the Calhoun Literary Society, and holding other offices in that organization. Knowing Ceorge as we do, we feel sure that we can predict for him great success in whatever he undertakes in after-life, and we shall watch with the eyes of a friend his many achievements. Benjamin Forest Carmichael, A.B., K Z Mull ins, s. c. Acliorxs specl( louder than words. Corresponding Secretary, First Censor, Member Board of Trust, President Carlisle Literary Society; Chief Freshman Marshal; Varsity Football, ' 16, ' 17, ' 19; Varsity Baseball, four years; Assistant Cap- tain Varsity Football, ' 19; Sophomore Speaker; Assistant Athletic Editor Bohemian, ' 17; Vice-President, President Marion-Dillon County Club; Coach Class Football, ' 17- ' 18, ' •19- ' 20; Gold Bar Club, ' 19; Block W Club, three years secretary College Honor System, ' 19; College Chief Marshal, ' 19; Junior Debater; Business Manager Bohemian; Assist- ant Editor-in-Chief Old Gold and Black, President Senior Class; President Carlisle Hall Executive Committee (first term); President Y. M. C. A.; Member Athletic Advisory Board, two years; College Council, ' 20; Managers ' Club; Presidents ' Club; President Student Body; Vice- President Debating Club; Pipe Dreamers ' Club. Mike ' s college career began on tlie gridiron, where for three years he has been a great offensive and defensive player greatly to be feared by opposing teams. Give the ball lo Mike! is the cry from the sidelines when Wofford needs a touchdown. On the baseball team he has also been a star. Besides his athletic accomplishments, his work among col- lege and Y. M. C. A. activities has been pro- nounced. He is a true admirer of the fair sex, and in this line we predict for him even greater success than he has already attained — and we wish ihem much success. Otis Glenn Daniel, A.B Spartanburg, S. C. He ' s the mini in my julep of joy. Corresponding Secretary, Second Critic, First Censor, Preston Literary Society; Electricity Club; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. ' 20. Behold the red-headed hustler of the class, ladies and gentlemen! He has a marvelous capacity for getting out of work and making professors believe that his excuses and reasons are legitimate. He has proved himself a shark along this line, especially in connection with Das Chiles ' German and Clink ' s astronomy. When we first knew Daniel he was wearing short trousers, and, oh! girls, he was the cutest thing you mo st ever saw. We predict for him unlimited success in both the business and the matrimonial world, as we have never known one whose cheeks were vermillion and whose hair was auburn to get left on any proposition. Moreover, his wit and good nature, which he displayed so copiously upon the campus, are bound to be an asset and serve him in good stead outside of the college world. Robert Wright Davis, A.B Darlington, S. C. looI( at all things as they are. But through a l(ind of glory. Vice-President ' IS, President ' 20, Darlington County Club; College Marshal. ' 1S- ' 19; Treasurer, Mem- ber Board of Trust, Second Critic, two terms, and Vice-President Carlisle Literary Society; Varsity Football, ' 19- ' 20; Senior Class Football; Local Editor Old Gold and Black; Senior Member Honor System; Senior Class Poet; Member Bo- hemian Art Society; President Debating Club; Secretary, Treasurer Carlisle Hall Executive Committee. A friend, a student, and a gentleman. By his amiable character and cheerfulness Bob has gained many friends. He is ever ready to help his fellow students, even at a sacrifice to himself. The fact that he loves his Alma Mater is shown by his taking part in almost every phase of college life. He is not only a star in the class room, but has always taken an active part in athletics. He is persistent and puts his entire soul into his work. He is kind, true, noble and generous, with a broad mind and an impartial disposition — a friend never to be forgotten. Albert Jefferson Dillard, Jr., A.B. 11 K P Spartanburg, S. C. Oh, shades of Psyche, Juno, and Aurora! College Marshal, Second Critic, Calhoun Literary Society; Assistant Business Manager Wofford Jour- nal; Secretary, Treasurer and President of the Pipe Dreamers ' Club; Vice-President Bulldogs. Behold a blade, a buck, a beau — forsooth, a Corinthian — for such, indeed, is that distinguished gentle- man familiarly known as Jeff. The pathway of this distinguished scholastic is literally strewn with relics of romantic conquest. It has been whispered that he, on one momentous occasion, indited a sonnet to the autumn moon as it waned, silhouetting the towers of Converse College. Considering all of Jeff ' s quali- ties, we predict a happy and successful future in both matrimonial and business undertakings. Henry Hubert Ellis, A.B Silver Street, S. C. Let not him Tvho is girding on his sivord boast himself as he who is putting it off. Third Censor, Recording Secretary, Junior Monthly Orator, First .Censor. Carlisle Literary Society; Sophomore Class Football. ' IT- ' IS; Member Edgefield and Saluda County Club. Ellis has done his best in all his studies, seekmg no gioiy for himself, but considering it his duty to perfect everything he undertakes. As to character, he is not slothful in business, fervent in spirit, serving the Lord. As a companion, he is true, noble and honest, and one to be taken into con- fidence. Never dealing in things that were in any way questionable, he has been a power in the higher and nobler thoughts and deeds on the cam- pus. Wherever we find him in future life, it will be in an honorable business, and we can truthfully say that here works a man. (39) Vernon Chesnee Earle, A.B., U K P Spartanburg, S. C. The greaiesl accomplishmenl of all: the building of a man. Vice-President. First Censor, Second Censor, Third Critic. Calhoun Literary Society; Class Basltet- ball, 16- ' 17; Manager Class Baslietbajl; Varsity Basltetball. ' 18. ' 19, and ' 20; Varsity Football, ' 16, ' 17, ' IS, ' 19; Captain Varsity Football, ' 19- ' 20; Member Athletic Advisory Board; Treasurer Junior Class; Secretary Block W Club; Assistant Business Manager Bohemian, ' 18- ' 19; Member College Council; Coach Freshman Football Team. ' 19- ' 20. In the above likeness it is given to us to behold in truth a warrior bold. In times of dire distress Earle ' s rock-like solidity has proved a sure rallying point in the face of almost certain athletic defeat. Although lorn between his loyalty for his Alma Mater and an absorbing interest in the affairs of G. W. C, he has never been known to cut Jimmie. William Woodward Fant, A.B Rock Hill, S. C. Come and trip ii as )oa go on ihe light fantastic toe. leintier Calhoun I ituraiy Society-; Instructor Fitting School The abo . e-mentioned gentleman, havino accom- plished that genlle although exceedingly rare art of fooling the professors, has, in recognition of this achievement, been rewarded with the appella- tion of Owl. It is rumored that Jimmie se- cretly fears this astute indi idual as a possible competitor in the realm of Deutsche. Owl ap- peals to all his friends of old Wofford as a pleasing representative of that celebrated institution. (40) Frank Lockwood FitzSimons, A.B Spartanburg, S. C. None hul himself can he his parallel. Winner Freshman Declamation Medal, ' 15; Sophomore Speaker, ' 16; Junior Debater, ' 17; Freshman, Sophomore, Junior and Senior Monthly Orator. Recording Secretary, First Critic, Vice-President Preston Literary Society; Intercollegiate Debate Council; Class Football, ' 14, ' 15, ' 16, and ' 19. Fitz comes to us from the Class of ' 18, due to the fact that his patriotic zeal led him to enlist in the U. S. Army. In the spring of 1918 he served bravely in battles that made the Second Division famous. Fitz is one of the most popular boys in college, due to his wonderful personality, which has endowed him with the ability to make and hold friends. One would surmise from his fondness for debate and oratory that his ambition would be to become a lawyer. But, queer as it may seem, his desire is to be a tiller of the soil in the western portion of our sister state. John Gary Fowler, A.B Wilkinsville, S. C. T icicle me, love, in these lonesome ribs. Member ot Track Team, ' 14- ' 15; Corresponding Secretary, Second. Critic, and Vice-President Preston Literary Society; Member Intersociety Committee. John began his college career away back with the Class of ' 18, and had completed three-fourths of that long and weary journey when he decided that Uncle Sam needed him to help win the war. The result of the war is beyond question, and so, after nearly two years ' service, he is back again and has cast his lot with the Class of ' 20. A quiet, retiring, unassuming sort of a fellow he is, loathe to push himself forward, but truly a thoroughly good fellow and a friend to be counted as an asset. Our every good wish follows him from the doors of our Alma Mater. (41) Sloan Wilson Gable, A.B Antreville, S. C. ( matters not how straight the gate, HoD) charged tvith punishments the scroll; I ' m the master of mjj fate, I ' m the captain of mj; soul. Third Censor, Second Censor. First Critic, Vice-President Carlisle Literary Society; Member Old Gold and Black Staff: Treasurer Abbeville-Anderson County Club; Vice-President Debating Club With a determinate will. Gable seems to have dropped the word can ' t from his vocabulary. Though surrounded by seemingly unsurmountable difficulties on his first arrival at college, he surprised all by getting down to work and accomplishing the impossible. Strong in character, he has always done that which he thought to be right. Being a most amiable companion, he has gained many friends. He is a man of high ideals and noble thoughts, a real thinker. Although no athlete, Gable is a staunch supporter of all college activities. Such has been his record that his associates prophesy for him a happy and prosperous future. Thomas Jefferson Gasque, A.B Marion, S. C. Seest thou a man diligent in his business? He shall stand before rulers; he shall not stand before common men. Member Y. M. C. A. Cabinet, ' 19- ' 20; Third Cen- sor, Chairman Hall Committee, and Recording- Secretary, Carlisle Literary Society; Reporter and Secretary of Debating Club; Secretary and Treas- urer IMarion-Dillon County Club, ' 19; President Epicurean Club; IMember Executive Committee of Carlisl e Hall. Behold this slender lad of serious mien, vivacious manner, and seer-like gaze! He is of French Huguenot descent and inherits those traits of in- domitable will, moral earnestness and thriftiness so common to his ancestry. He also imbibed the usual prankish gallantry toward mademoiselles. However, he isolated himself from cupidical cir- cles in his Junior year for the purpose of doing enough study to make it possible for him to grad- uate in three years. (42) Harvey William Johnson, A.B., K S Spartanburg, S. C. All things come to him Tuho waih. Therefore, D) il) should I hurr})? ' His nickname is Preacher, but far be it from him to concern himself as that word imphes. His atti- tude is generally that of quiet thoughtfulness, and his mdependence is unsurpassed. On many occasions he has shown his strength of intellect and hi s cynical regard of other men ' s opmions. He has a mmd of his own and frankly and openly makes it known. He is what he is, and he lets no cr.tiJ.srns affect hjm. He is true to his friends, and with few exceptions, though m varymg degree, he is a friend oi all. Me is satisfied when the sun shines, and if the sun rests— well, Harvey is not perturbed. Harry Lewis Harvin, A.B Pinewood, S. C. Had I but one penny in the world. Thou shouldsl have if lo bu ) gingerbread. Class Football, ' 17, ' IG; Secretary Sophomore Class, ' IS; Junior Debater, ' 19; Treasurer Senior Class; Business Manager Old Gold and Black; Member Gold Bar Club; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet; Vice- President Clarendon County Club; Member Wofford College Council; Vice-President Carlisle Hall ixecuti e (5orimi«ee; senior Speaker; Corresponding Secretary, Second Critic, Vice-President. Presi- dent, Member Finance Committee, Preston Literary Society. Harry halls from the metropolis of Pinewood — but what ' s in a name? The only thing that would betray his nativity is his lusty halloo and the bois- terous, blustering way he comes down the hall. He is very bashful and timid, especially when sur- rounded by the fair sex, but devoutly patriotic, believing that Columbia is not only the gem of the ocean, but the gem of his future, also. Harry is an all- ' round man, one of which the Class of ' 20 might well be proud. He takes great interest in athletics, is a good student, and is liked by all who know him. Genial, courteous, unassuming, reliable, a true friend, and every inch a man — that ' s Harry. (43) a Horace Gash Johnson, A.B Spartanburg, S. C. No recipe opencth the heart but a true friend. First Censor, Second Critic. Calhoun Wterary Pociety. Basl;etball Team. ' IS. ■!!). ' 20; Member Honor System; Captain Basketball, ' iO; Member of Blocli W Club; College ( ouncil; Manager of Class Football. This is Horace, belter known as Galley Rat, or, better still, as Nib. A finer specimen of chivalrous youth you will not find in a clay ' s journey. Nib is a friend on whom you may depend; the girls proclaim him ihe ideal man. He is a champion in athletics, a shark in geology, aslronomy is his hobby, but physics broke his heart. Now that he has finished college and a degree has been won, we are expect- ing great things from Nib in the race he has begun. So, with a word of encouragement, we bid him a fond farewell. Eugene Hobart King, A.B McBee, S. C. No man was ever glorious mho ivas not laborious. Class Football, ' 17, ' 1.S, ' 19; Vice-President ' 19, Secretary ' 20, Darlington County Club; President Debating Club, ' 20; Member Y. M. C. A. Cabinet; Vice-President Wofford Fitting School Alumni Asso- ciation, ' 20; Member Board of Trust; Member Intercollegiate Debate Council, Corresponding Secre- tary, Recoiding Secretary, First Critic, Vice-President, President Carlisle Literary Society. That the above line applies to Hobe, all his classmates will agree. He is not only a hard worker, but one of ihe best all- ' round students in our class. His tenacity of purpose and high ideals will certainly crown his efforts with success. He IS frank in his speech and positive in his actions. To learn him is to know him, and to know him is to love and admire him. He has made many friends, who wish for him success in his chosen profession of medicme. We predict for Hobe a brilliant future. (44) Alonzo Stokes King, A.B Conway, S. C. care nol! Not l! Lei ihe criiics go Tvhisile. Corresponding Secretary, Third Censor, Member Board of Trust, Recording Secretary, Sophomore Monthly Orator, President, Carlisle Literary Society; Correspondent Horry County Club; College Marshal; Historian Freshman Class; Winner Freshman Medal; Assistant Literary Editor Bohemian, ' 17- ' 18, ' 1S- ' 19; Secretary Student Body, ' 17- ' 18; Member Carlisle Hall Executive Committee; Reader Glee Club, ' 17- ' 1S, ' 18- ' i9; President Sophomore Class; Winner Sophomore Exhibition Medal; Junior Debater; Assistant Manager Baseball; Circulation Manager Old Gold and Black; Oratorical Speaker; Manager Glee Club; Representative S. C. I. O. A., ' 18- ' 19; President Y. M. C. A.; Member Executive Committee, S. C. C. P. A.; President Intercollegiate Debate Council; Member Presidents ' Club three years; Member Managers ' Club; Editor-in-Chief Woft ' ord College Journal; Editor-in-Chief Bohemian; Senior Speaker. Stokes prestnled his passports from The Independent Republic of Horry, and was admitted to civ- ilization in the early fall of ' 16. He came to us already far-famed for his silver-tongued oratory, having won the highest high school honors of the slate. He ha; kept this record throug ' i college, winning both the Freshman and Sophomore medals, and taking third place for Wotford at the State Oratorical Contest. But, alas! the tongue of the orator will be silenced forever, for another voice will be heard as wedding bells chime in the future. Honored by his mates and respected by the faculty. Stokes has won for himself an enviable place in the memory of his fellows. Madison Waldo Lever, A.B Blythewood, S. C. There are iao ihings thai fiU me Tvith ceaseless al e Second Censor, Junior Monthly Orator, Senior Monthly Orator, First Critic Carlisle Literary So- ciety; Reporter, Vice-President, President Minis- terial Band; President, Vice-President Student Volunteer Band; Member Richland County Club, ' 18; President Carlisle Club, ' 20; Member Debating Club; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet; Class Football; Mem- ber Epicurean Club. The above gentleman is another of those three- year wonders. In him we have a very striking combination of scientist and moral philosopher. Those big, searching eyes show him to be the star- gazer and religious zealot that he is. However, he is not so much occupied with ethereal regions that terra firma has no attractions for him. Lander College interests him in a way not exactly literary, and the fact that his favorite book in the Bible is Cal-atians tells a tale all its own. Eugene Capers Mitchell, A.B., K I Mounteville, S. C. His life is gentle and the elements so mixed in him that Nature might stand up and sa ) to all the world: This is a man. Corresponding Secretary, Treasurer, Senior Monthly Orator, Vice-President, President Calhoun Lit- erary Society; President Freshman Class; Historian Sophomore Class; Secretary Y. M. C. A. and Member Y Cabinet; Member Honor System Committee; Chief Marshal Sophomore Exhibition; Mem- ber Carlisle Hall Executive Committee, ' IS; Vice-President Junior Class; Junior Debater; Assistant Manager Football ' 18, Manager ' 19; Vice-President Laurens County Club ' 18- ' 19, President ' 20; Member Athletic Advisory Board, ' 19- ' 20; Block W Club; Literary Editor Journal; Editor-in-Chief Old Gold and Black; Secretary Wofford College Council; Secretary Pan-Hellenic Council, ' 20. It would be hard to find on the campus a more popular man than Gene, or one upon whom has been conferred more honors, begmnmg with the Freshman Class presidency and concluding with a professor- ship at the Fitting School in addition to his regular work. Gene s ' curriculum also included a six- months course in the army, which helps to account for his broad insight into human nature. When it comes to judging a man, his ability is unsurpassed. He has an excellent and jovial disposition and a pleasant smile for everyone, but never lets pleasure interfere with his studies, for he has been a leader in all of his classes. We have known Gene for four years, and can predict nothing but brilliant success for him in the future. Austin Talley Moore, A.B., K 1 Ridgeway, S. C. IV ho mixed reason with pleasure and wisdom with mirth. Vice-President Calhoun Society; Member Pipe Dreamers ' Club; Gold Bar Club; Glee Club, ' 18, ' 19. ' 20; Assistant Manager Glee Club ' 19, Man- ager ' 20; President Fairfield County Club; Vice- President Carlisle Club; Member College Council; Varsity Football. ' 19; Managers ' Club, ' 20. Do you know him? Then you are convinced of his amiable disposition, his high regard for the feelings of others, and his contagious good will. On account of his tidy appearance and his pleas- ant thoughtfulness, he has become a popular favor- ite among his own and the opposite sex. His manly bearing and executive ability are evidenced by his enviable military career as one of Uncle Sam ' s commissioned officers. Despite his many social engagements and his natural love for mod- erate enjoyment, he is promptly attentive to duty ' s call. Ray Webster Neighbour, A.B Spartanburg, S. C. iolJ you so — l{ncr il. Class Football ' 17 ' IS, ' 20; Varsltv Football, ' 19; Varsity Basketball. ' IS, ■19- ' 20; Third Critic Cal- houn Literary ' socii?ty; Member Art Club ' 19, President ' 20; Member Block W Club; Presidents ' Club; Member Honor System, ' IS; Fitting School Alumni, ' 16, ' 17, ' 18, ' 19. Tall, handsome, and endowed with a knowledge of everything never heard of before, we have the Utopian of ihe Class of ' 20. Ask Ray; he knows! An authority on everything and everybody— he is the walking encyclopedia of the age. Behold that dark, bushy growth on the summit of his dome, girls but be careful! Ray is a natural mechanic, an authority on the Ford, and an athlete. He was born in Texas and bred in Ohio, but to be married in Spartanburg is his greatest desire. For Ray ' s con- venience, Wofford is to be moved to South Church Street. Peter Stokes Peeples, A.B., J : (p . Bluffton, S. C. Nol smifl nor sloiv io change; bal firm. President First Censor, Second Censor, Third Censor. First Critic, Senior Monthly Orator, President Preston Literary Society, Secretary ' 19, President ' 20; Wofford Fitting- School Alumni Association, ■Vice-President Pan -Hellenic Council, ' 20; Varsity Baseball, ' 16; Class Baseball. ' 16. Although this is not the Biblical Peter of old, yet he is an ardent and modest member of the Class of ' 20. Though quiet and seemingly reserved, Pete, as he is commonly known on the campus, is a man of unusual intellectual and bus:nes3 po;- sibililies. His serious-minded purpose and persi :t- ent effort have gained for h ' m much k.iow ' edge and the high esteem of his many friends and fal- low students. Endowed thus with th ce qualities, he will undoubtedly make a great success in the future business world. George Dewey Pettit, A.B Spartanburg, S. C. Lucl( is belter than science. First Critic, Tliird Critic, Sophomore Orator, Preston Literary Society; Treasurer Wofford Fitting Scliool Alumni; Class Football thre years. Pettit, The Boy Wonder, is worth his weight in gold, as his irresistible and unrivaled laugh makes him a second Arbuckle. Some day he will make his fortune teachmg the world how to laugh. He is the friend of every man on the campus — good-hearted, jovial, and a demon among the fair sex. Pettit s only regret is that he was born lucky instead of good-looking, but we ' ll bet him ten to one that some day the fairest maiden at Converse will fall a victim to his hypnotizing laugh, and then his brilliant career on the greens ' will suddenly come to an end. HiLLis Richard Phillips, A.B Marion, S. C. He enJeavoreJ so io live lhal even the undcrlal er will be sorr ) when he dies. President, First Critic, First Censor, Calhoun Literary Society; Member Honor System Committee; Intercollegiate Debate Council; Class Football ' 16- ' 17, ' 17- ' 18, Captain ' 17- ' 18; Varsity Football, ' 19- ' 20; Gymnasium Team, ' IC- ' IT; Member Block W Club; Vice-President Williamsburg County Club; College Marshal; Member Marion County Club; Art Editor Bohemian; Member Wofford College Council, ' 19- ' 20; Assistant Coach Senior Football Team, IS- ' SO; Member Carlisle Hall Executive Committee. Behold! a man approaches, and everyone recog- nizes him at once as Phil, who, although we do not know from whence he cometh nor whither he goeth, has been with us for the past four years, and during that time has made a host of friends. That agreeableness of character and willingness to help others at all times have made him one of the most popular boys on the campus. He was active in all phases of college life, winning his Block W in football, taking an active part in literary society work, and never neglecting his studies. He is one of the many who have caught the larger vision of college life, and it is wilh much pleasure that we feel and are able to say that he will succeed in whatever he undertakes in years to come, just as he has succeeded on the campus. (48) Joseph Winningham Phillips, A.B Spartanburg, S. C. heard a voice from heaven sajiing unto me, Wrile. ' Assistant Literary Editor Boltemian, ' 17; Fresliman Speaker, Sophomore Speaker, Junior Debater, Monthly Orator, First Critic, Calhoun Literary Society; Winner Journal Essay IMedal; Member Honor System; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet; Editor Handbook; Oratorical Speaker, ' 17, ' IS, ' 19, ' 20; Senior Speaker; Senior Class Prophet. Joe is a real citizen of Spartanburg. His city should be proud of him becauss of his extra qualities. He always stands for the right, and advises his fellow students lo do the same. Joe can be depended upon in his class. He is for preparedness always. Although he has given much time to his books, he has found time to make a name for himself as a pen-pusher for the Spartanburg Herald. He also made himself famous as the first Freshman in the history of Wofford to speak in the annual oratorical contest. Joe has become very popular wilh the fair sex. In fact, he would have been on the distinction list every time excepting for the location of Converse. Wilson Phillips, A.B Springfield, S. C. never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me. Second Censor, Third Censor, Carlisle Literary Society; Journal Staff, ' 20; Senior Football Team, ' 20. The above represents a young man of as care- free a disposition as imaginable. Yet, notwith- standing the fickleness of his personal nature, he is as staunch and true a friend to his acquaint- ances as one could wish. The nickname the boys have given to this psychological, dynamical trichot- omy is Flip, possibly because of the way in which he flips his words and books about. He is a champion tussler, and has made the gymna- sium a worthless institution so far as some of the students are concerned. We predict that he will some day be a director there. (49) Joseph William Potts, A.B., H K T Lynchburg, S. C. BellzT a p,a )ing )oung man than a promising om. ' Second Critic. Secretary (two terms). President Callioun Literary Society; Assistant Advertising Manager Bohemian. ' 1S- ' 19; Assistant Manager Varsity Baseball, ' IS- ' IS; College Honor System Com- mittee, ' 1S- ' 19; Member Carlisle Hall Executive Committee, ' 19; Secretary Bohemian Art Society, ' 1S- ' 19, Vice-President ' 19- ' 20; College Marshal, ' 1S- ' 19; Athletic Editor Old Gold and Black; Exchange Editor Journal; Manager Varsity Baseball; Advertising Manager Bohemian; Member Block W Club; Athletic Advisory Board: Intei-society Committee; Treasurer College Council; Class Football, ' 20; President Carlisle Hall Executive Committee. Joe came lo us four years ago a quiet, gentlemanly young fellow. H? hails from Lynchburg, S. C. If was not long before we found lhat there was something in him. He began to win friend after friend, and they increased as the years passed. But Joe ' s quality as a social gentleman is not his best charac- teristic; he is a man of high purposes and ideals. He has many distinctions on his college record, which shows that he does much studying. Some have thought that he was a woman-hater, but we can see now lhat the only ground for such an opinion is lhat he was always ds-. oted to his studies and college activi- ties, these leaving him scant lime for the ladies. Judging from our four years ' association with Joe, we are unanimous in the belief that he will be a great c-S3;t to mankind in years to come. John Hill Ready, A.B Johnston, S. C. muiic be the prod fcr love, play on! First Critic, Second Critic. Third Critic, Second Censor, Sophomore Speaker, Calhoun Literary Society; Secretary Junior Cass; Circulation Man- ager Wofford College Journal; President Edge- field-Saluda County Club. The Senior Class now presents i ' s most lovabh creature — carved like the god Apollo in limb and fair as Adonis in face. Hill is the most notorious heart-smasher that ever breathed free atmosphere. However, despite his woman-killing propensities, Hill is a worthy student and his also taken much interest in class football and literary society work. He is very fond of geology, and after spending much time perusing its dogmas he now firmly be- lieves in the descent of man. Taken all in all. Hill richly deserves his dip, and he will leave a host of friends on the campus. Virgil Madison Rogers Moore, S. C. it be a genileman and a scholar ye seel(, ye have found him. Sophomore Monthly Orator, Corresponding Secretary, First t ' ritic, Second Critic, Preston Liteiary Society; Class Football, ' l!i- ' 20; Member Honor System Committee. His name is Virgil, but he is better known as Hiram. He has a noble carriage and a haughty step. To see him in the distance one would think that a retired judge or capitalist were approaching. He is a gentleman and a scholar and beloved by all who know him. His presence carries awe. Ask the lowly privates of the field artillery batlery of which Hiram was fop sergeant during the war. Hiram has an insatiable thirst to go West. His friends know that he will make a huge success in whatever he under- takes in that land of opportunity. Watch Hi! Richmond Hobson Rollings, A.B., n K l Pinewood, S. C. My romances have been many; my emotions deep. ' Monthly Orator, Corresponding Secretary, Second Censor, Recording Secretary, First Critic, Preston Literary Society; Assistant Cheer Leader; Carlisle Hall Executive Committee, ' 1S- ' 19; Assistant Editor Journal; Member Pipe Dreamers ' Club. ' Rooter, although laboring under the disadvantag; of hailing from the ructic en irons of Pinewood, has managed to assimilate a thin veneer of civili- zation. The milestones of hi; academic progress are ornamented with the relics of romantic con- quests. The best that can be said of anyone is that he is sincere and reliable, and he is both. He has won the respect and admiration of the facully by study, and the love of his classmates by his true geniality. Incidentally, he is also a terps;- chorean artist — the only one in captivity that can nive a correct interpretation of the dances of Slick Swygert. We anticipa ' e, as a climax to [lis chosen profession of law, the o:cupancy of the heavy end of the supreme bench. (51) John Garrison Snelling, Jr., A.B., K A New Orlea ns, La. No pieces we in an]) fateful game. Nor free to shift on destin]) the blame. ' Vice-President Fresliman Class; IManager Freshman Football Team; College Marshal; Varsity Foot- ball, •n- ' lS; Advertising Manager Y. M. C. A. Handbook; Member T. M. C. A. Cabinet; Vice-President Pipe Dreamers ' Club, ' 19; Assistant Editor-in-Chief Bohemian; Varsity Football, ' 19- ' 20; Member ' Athletic Advisory Board. John came to us from the far-away Crescent Cily in 1916, and since then has been an important factor in all phases of college life. As an athlete he has contributed much to Wofford ' s gridiron success. During the war he served as a gob, and, though out of college a year, he returned lo finish with his class. Next, behold the social lion — but we must not here enter into his social conquests. Sufficient it is to say that his conquests are many and his laurels varied. John is a man of high ideals and has always had the courage of his convictions. For such a man we can but express our greatest esteem from past associations and prophesy greatest success for the future. Wilson Whiteford Snipes, A.B Marion, S. C. To sa ) little and perform much shows the characteristics of a great man. Member T M C. A. Cabinet. ' 19- ' 20; Second Censor, Member Appeal Committee, Carlisle Literary Sni-i.ly; Prfsiihiit : Tarion County Club, ' 20; Critic Debating Clnb; Vice-President Epicurean Club. To say little does not always apply to Wilson, as every member of Dr. Wallace ' s classes will tell you. The world admires a man who quietly and without ceremony accomplishes the duties of life and brings upon hims3lf, by reason of his achievements, distinction and honor. Wilson is another one of those remarkable Marion County men who complete a full college course in three years. This short and unusual period has pre- vented him from taking an aclive part in many ihingi in which he could have accomplished much. Wilson is a strong literary society worker and a forceful debaler. Modest speech and manners and integrity of character are so blended as to make in him an ideal man. (52) William Glenn Smith, A.B Spartanburg, S. C. A fire-rniil and a planet; A crystal and a cell; A jelly-fish and a saurian; And caves where the cave-men dwell; Then a sense of law and beauty. And a face turned from the clod — Some call it evolution. But others call it — Cod. Member Ministerial Band; Vice-President Y. M. C. A.. ' 17- ' 18. The above Senior is an effectual answer to the question raised by Nathanael of Biblical fame, namely: Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth? In his efforts to obtain both a rudimentary and a college education he has known the spur of handicaps. He surmounted Aem so well, however, that m his Senior year he thought himself competent to instruct his professors. Whence Uink s oft-repeated Hold on, Smith; church isn ' t out yet! Thomas Franklin Stackhouse, A.B Manon, S. C. Only the brave deserve the fair. Stack hails from the famous Swamp Fox belt. This section has been heard of before, especially in respect to speed over rough roads, either in or out. Stack has starred in math, English and psychology. Now we learn that he is starring in a South Atlantic League town, but not in baseball. Charlotte won second honor, but we hope that Mule will win first place in the heart of one of its players. We predict that after he gets his star he will cease to chase and will settle down in eastern Carolina, where he will make a name for himself selling Fords. (53) Charles Morgan £tuart, A B Coronaca, S. C. And even ihoagh vanquished he could argue still. Recording- Secretary (two terms), v Second Censor. Third Critic. Junior Montlily Orator, Callioun r iterary Society; Class Football, ' :9- ' 20; Member Greenwood County Club; Member Carlisle Hall Executive Committee. Lo! behold him who made Coionaca famous. Charlie ' s time wis so valuable that he could ill afford to spend more than three years in college. He has been noted as a shark in math, a scholar in Latin, a devotee of German and French, and withal a sincere friend and a true gentleman. It took Charlie ' s strategic mind to pilot the Junior team to victory in class football. His chief delights are tennis, the httle store, and arguing with Duncan, being a skilled debater in the latter. It is rumored that Cupid has afflicted Charlie and that his thoughts frequently stray toward a certain brown-eyed lassie. Tout est bien, qui finil hien. Robert Lee Stuart, Jr., A.B Coronaca, S. C. A man n the pari he pla )s among his fellows. President, Vice-President, and Second Critic (two terms), Callioun Literary Society; Secretary Senior Class; Member Carlisle Hall Kxecutive Committee: Intercollegiate Debate Council; Second Vice- President College Council; Class Football, ' le- ' lT, ' IT- ' IS; Varsity Football, ' 19- ' 20; Varsity Baseball, ' 17- ' 1S, ' 1S- ' 19, ' 19- ' 20; Block W Club ' 18- ' 19, Vice-President ' 19- ' 20; President Greenwood County Club; President Honor Council. This amiable young man needs no introduction. Tis our esleemed friend, Hard Luck, who comes to us from Coronaca. He won this title in his Freshman year, but since then he has never deserved it. He was a star in baseball, winning a block W his first year on the team. Although he did not go out for varsity football until his Senior year, he was a great asset to the team. This can be seen by the Athletic Advisory Board s awarding him a block W at the end of the sea- ron. However, he did not let these activities inter- fere with his college work. He was a good stu- dent, putting his best into all his undertakings, and we can safely predict a great future for our classmate. SERGEANT JOHN MITCHELL THOMAS A. E. F. January 15, 1896-Fetruary 1, 1919 (Died in France) ' ' Dulce et Decorum est pro Patria mori. WoODROW Ward, A.B Darlington, S. C. respect all, ' hut love none. Vice-President Freshman Class, ' 15; Freshman Marshal. ' 15; Spealter Sopliomore Exhibition, ' 17; President Ministerial Band, ' IS- ' IH; Assistant Literary Editor and Y. M. C. A. Editor Journal; Lit- erary Editor Bohemian; Senior Montlily Orator, President, Vice-President, First Censor, Carlisle Literary Society; Vice-President, Treasurer, Darlington County Club; Member College Council. Eureka! Eureka! What? The oddity of the class. Who has ever seen him with a member of the fairer sex? Don ' t all speak at once. Silence gives consent. Peruse this gentle face. You will find in Woody a true and sympathetic friend. Although he differs with you on the most important questions of life, it is only for the sake of an argument. Tis truly wonderful what four years of college life will do for anyone who applies himself. With that fact in mind, we feel safe in predicting a marvelous career for Woodrow in his chosen profession as a minister. John Calhoun Watson, A.B Johnston, S. C. A truer, nobler, trustier heart, more loving or more lo )al, never heat Tvithin a human breast. Freshman Declaimer. Marshal, Monthly Orator, Treasurer, Third Censor, Second Censor, Member Finance Committee, First Censor, President, Preston Literary Society; Member Johnston Club; Vice- President Edgefield-Saluda County Club; Sophomore Speaker; Junior Debater; Senior Spealcer; Mem- ber Gold Bar Club; Junior Historian; Business Manager Journal; Athletic Editor Old Gold and Black; Secretary Intercollegiate Debate Coxmcil; Member Woftord College Council; Vice-President Y. M. C. A.; Senior Football; Vice-President Carlisle Hall Executive Committee. Watson, belter known on the campus as J. C with his lofty ambilions and persistent will, has made for himself a high mark in h:s college career. He has stood high in the class room, and in the literary society circles he has b;en very popular, having had several higS honors conferred upon him there. The girU have laken littl? of his time. But, girls, look out! Wilh thjt deep bass voice and capti aling eloquence of his, he is sure to lasso one of the fairer sex. We predict for J. C. ' a great success in life and in whatever vocation he may choose. (56) Louis Booker Wright, A.B Greenwood, S. C. Yon Cassius has a lean and hungr] loolf ; He thinks loo much; such men are dangerous. First Critic Carlisle Literary Society: Vice-President Greenwood County Club; Assistant Literary Eclitor Bohemian. ' 19 ; Winner Journal Short Story Medal; Student Assistant in Chemistry Labora- tory; Historian Senior Class. Behold a student! Louis comes to us from Greenwood. Although small in stature, he stands out promi- nently as a student. He leaves behind an excellent record, especially m chemistry and English, bome day we expect to see him a chemist of nalion-wide fame or a great newspaper man. Louis personality stands out not only as a student but as a man among his fellows, for his courteous nature has made liim popular among his college mates. Boys are found around him not only during examination periods, but at all times, for in him they always find a true friend. While he assumes a cynical disdain for most ot the fair sex. Dame Rumor has it that a certain combination of brown eyes and black hair holds a smgular attraction for him. Miss Margaret W. Henderson, B.A.D., Mascot . . : Conway, S. C. 7 am glad 1 n as up so late, for that ' s the reason I was up so early. Club: Member Midnight Revellers; Winner Popularity Contest; Member Goat-Getters Walk-Your-Daddy Club; Delegate to Convention of Lung- Exercisers; Soloist Babies ' Music Club- President and Sole Member Apple-of-Mine-Eye Club; Honorary Member Shriners. Behold the forty-second member of the Class of ' 20! Here is a person of versatile traits and many winning ways. Though young, she is already very popular am.ong the boys, for two members of the Senior Class are ri als now because of her charms. But no wonder, for her daddy says that she ' s about the handsomest baby that ever was, and young fathers are usually right about those things. Judging by that cap you see and that knowing look, you would think that she had already crossed the desert sands. President (57) N the early autumn of 1916 a movement, hardly extensive enough to be called a migration, occurred which now bids fair to change the course of history and alter the destinies of nations. The above is a reference to neither war nor treaty. On September 20, 1916, eighty-six young men, dimly conscious of the density of their ignorance and having only a nebulous idea of their crudeness, had withal sufficient clarity of vision to choose Wofford College as the institution where the rough raw material of humanity should be shaped into leaders of men. From far and near this group gathered. From the mosquito-infested jungles of Horry to the sugar plantations of Louisiana ; from the vasty hills above Inman to the white sands of the seashore, came members of the Class of 1 920. Not all, however, were rustics, for among that number were some from such centers of cosmopolitan culture as Pmewood, Lynchburg and Coronaca. The Preshman year of the famous Class of ' 20 was a memorable one. In spite of the usual trials and tribulations of Freshman, the class managed to achieve greatness in athletics as well as in scholarly pursuits. To the Freshmen of ' I 6 went the champion- ship in class football, which they held until their Senior year, when with ranks depleted by recruits to the varsity, they relinquished the honor to the Class of ' 23. Having few weighty affairs to administer, but in imitation of the upperclassmen, the men of ' 20 elected the following officers to direct them: E. C. Mitchell, President; J. G. Snelling, Vice-President; E. G. Caldwell, Secretary; H. F. Vaughn, Treasurer; A. S. King, Historian. If as Freshmen the class had been conscious of a need of knowledge, as Sophomores they were omniscient, knowing that they knew, and endeavoring to thus impress the world and the faculty. In spite of the burden of much learning, the Class of ' 17 was able to (58) furnish six varsity men in football— Carmichael, Earle, Kinney, Vaughn H F. . Felder and Snelling. The officers of the year were: A. S. King, President; L. Bozeman, Vice-President; H. L. Harvin, Secretary; H. O. Stucky, Treasurer; E. C. Mitchell, Historian. , , . . • The crisis in the history of the Class of 70 was reached in its Junior year. Ihe military situation in this country was tense. It was well nigh impossible to contentedly study musty old volumes when the country was calling for men. At that time, however, a fertile brain in Washington evolved the S. A. T. C, and no choice was left the class but to stay in school for military training under the tutelage of Uncle Sam. The following members of the class were sent to Plattsburg for military traming. B. B. Bishop, W. L. Bozeman, G. A. Carlisle, B. F. Carmichael, W. W. Fant, H. L. Harvin, A. T. Moore, J. C. Watson and L. B. Wright. Of this number Fant, Carlisle, Carmichael, f4arvin, Moore and Watson were commissioned. After the debacle of the S. A. T. C. follow- in- the sigmng of the armistice, the class elected as officers: W. L. Bozeman, Presideiit; Ere. Mitchell, Vice-President; J. H. Ready, Secretary; V. C. Earle, Treasurer; J. C. Watson, Historian. r ■ -i r -on y rf J In a large measure due to the stellar work of members of the Class oi ZU, Woftord captured the state baseball championship in 1919. After thre ' years of toil and feverish anticipation, the Class of 20 at last became known as the Senior Class. The following were elected officers of the Senior Class- B F. Carmichael, President; E. C. Mitchell, Vice-President; R. L. Stuart, Secretary; H. L. Harvin, Treasurer; J. W. Philips, Prophet; R. W. Davis, Poet; L B Wright, Historian. A. S. King was chosen Editor-in-Chief of the BOHEMIAN; B F Carmichael, business manager. E. C. Mitchell was elected Editor-in-Chief of the Old Cold and Black, with H. L. Harvin as business manager. For the Journal, A S. King was el ected Editor-in-Chief and J. C. Watson, business manager. The class of ' 20 has always been distinguished in athletics. Earle, Stuart, R L., Bo-eman, Carmichael Phillips, H. R.. Davis, R. W., and Snelling were varsity foot- ball men. E. C. Mitchell was manager. In baseball, J. W. Potts, manager; Stuart, R. L., Bozeman and Carmichael were varsity men. In basketball, Bozeman was man- ager; Neighbor, Johnson, H. G., and Earle made varsity. And now, as the active life of the Senior Class as a umt is drawing to a close, we can realize in retrospect what an eventful four years it has been. Never in the history of the college has a class faced greater odds and survived. Beginmng its career in the third year of the World War, the Class of ' 20 lived through the turmoil and excitement of the war, contributing to every phase of war work in every possible way. With the exception of five men, who, on account of their youth or other sufficient reason, were prevented, ever member of the class was in some branch of the military service of the United States when the war closed. One of the class, F. L. Fitzsimmons, was twice cited for bravery and given the naval medal for valor for meritorious conduct while fighting with the Marines in France. u rr f On the service flag of the class there is one gold star. One member gave his lite tor his country and Hes sleeping under the sunny skies of France. J. M. Thomas, of Spar- tanburg, enlisted in the military service in his Freshman year and was among the first to go overseas. Falling a victim to disease in a training camp in France, he made the supreme sacrifice, and was numbered among those whose memory Wofford most sacredly honors. • i ■ i • i ff In spite of the war, unrest and disorder, forty-one of the original eighty-six men are lett to receive diplomas. Though sorely tried, the Class of ' 20 has remained true to higH ideals, and it will ever be their steadfast endeavor to prove themselves constructive leaders of men in the uncertain period of readjustment now facing them. Louis B. Wright, Historian. mm ERHAPS the modernism of the twentieth century is in no way more clearly evident than through the devotion of the American body politic to the silent drama. Tlie tired business man seeking surcease from the humdrum labors of an ever-busy business world finds mental solace and spiritual rejuvenation through the agency of photographic bronco- busting and highly specialized cattle thieving. New York ' s Hippodrome, formerly the nesting place of thousands of membered chorus productions, no longer echoes the gay s ongs of bacchus- inspired jollity, but rather preserves a contemplative silence through the benign influence of the world ' s greatest photoplay production. The entrances preserved for the use of capacity houses have been flung wide to accommodate the eager expectancy of multitudes of impatient patrons. The American mind enshrines the form of genius and under no conditions is this, the rarest of all human traits, more apparent than amid that distinguished coterie, the Woflord College Class of 1920. At no other time in the history of the accomplishments of the race has interest so completely centered about a distinguished body of kindred spirits. The Oxonion poets fade into pallid obscurity by comparison with this immortal group. It is therefore but natural that the ever-active commercial eye of the American photoplay producer has sought to capitalize the distinction of the above-mentioned gentlemen through the agency of photoplay. Newsboys proclaim, hucksters shout, and flaming billboards announce the exhibition of intimate scenes from the lives and works of the greatest figures of American public interest, universally known as The Wofford Group. Preceding the appearance of the film, the announcement is made from the stage as follows: Ladies and gentlemen: The purpose of the producer of the world ' s greatest photographic accomplishment is to bring before the American public intimate scenes from the daily life and work of America ' s greatest public figures. The appearance of each singular figure upon the scene is preceded by a brief biographic sketch. The title of the picture appears on the screen — Intimate Scenes from the Lives of ' The Wofford Group. Produced under the personal direction of J. W. Potts, at Universal City, Cal., in the year 1940. The tale of genius unfolds: (60) B. B. BISHOP, V.D., R.D., H.D., CP. Barney Bishop, known to science as Bonifocus Broschitock Butentot, veternarian, root and herb doctor of international fame, has just completed the discovery of the only sure ha.r restorer, and is here shown as special medical advisor to the Bolshev.ki in Russia. A volummously-ha.red mdiv.dual is shown conducting a proof of his recent scientific statement to the effect that hair can be made to grow on billiard balls. W. L. BOZEMAN, Manager of the Chicago Cubs Through the assignment of a number of the leading stars of the Terriers ' squad, which has held the college title for the past five years, Manager Bozeman has just successfully made a clean sweep in the world series, having won four consecutive victories. He is here shown instructing Rip Major, a new prospect, in the art of sliding to first base. G. A. CARLISLE, Modiste— Paris The interior of a largon salon appears, ornamented with silken tapestries and costly hangings. G. A. Carlisle is shown in conference with his business associate. Lady Duff-Gordon. B. F. CARMICHAEL, Pugilist, Brooklyn Having defeated Dempsey and Carpentier and thereby capturing the ring title of the world, Mike- has issued a challenge to any prehistoric dinasaur now extant. A familiar bulldog grin, almost obscured beneath a fruitful crop of eyebrows, brings to mind the career of the erstwhile Chemistry 1 shark. O. G. DANIEL As a result of an unsuccessful attempt to deliver a Ford automobile by air route to the moon, Mr. Daniel has discovered a means of communication with Mars, through the application of the principle of reflected light. Daniel is exhibited frantically manipulating prisms and levers in an effort to gam intelligence of the result of a pool tourney for the championship of Mars and its satellites. R. W. SAUSAGE DAVIS The Mack-Sennet Movie Comedy Co. announces that they have just secured the services of the world ' s champion sausage eater, and that scenes from the career of this gentleman will be made at Carlisle Hall, Spartanburg, S. C. A rotund individual is exhibited consuming, without apparent incon- venience, the product of a sausage factory. A. J. DILLARD. Premier Cabaret Dancer Mr DiUard through the perfection of the tickle- toe innovation, has arisen to the topmost rungs of terpsichorean success. A scene appears from the Casino. One clad in black silk tights, poised upon his left toe, his arms extended, his right limb drooped gracefully about his neck, appears. His jaw pro- trudes. A physician, mistaking his facial contortions for an absessing tooth, rushes toward him in an offer of assistance. No, Doctor, he replies, it isn ' t toothache, it ' s climax. V. C. EARLE, Velocipede Magnate Tub is exhibited conducting a demonstration of his latest three-wheeled family velocipede with side-door attachments for nurse and butler. H. H. ELLIS This gentleman has proven to the world that perseverance and patience will conquer, and a cold chill is sent through the audience when a band of many thousand giant-sized cannibals, scantily clad and ferociously attired, are shown in the heart of the African jungles, dancing as if on the war path. But to our relief as well as astonishment, we learn that they are only doing homage to their chieftain, H. H. Ellis, who has labored among them for the past ten years. W. W. FANT, D.S., Honorary D.D. As the result of a remarkable experiment. Dr. Fant has discovered a means of bottling the heat of the sun ' s rays for future use, and one may now purchase a bottle of heat for a dime, take it home, (61) and by simply removing the stopper, heat his entire room. Dr. Fant is shown demonstrating his new discovery, which he personally uses in large quantities as a foot warmer. F. L. FITZSIMONS, Attorney for Liggett Myers Couched behind and completely encircled by a winding staiiway of books, over which is suspended a rope ladder, we recognize our old-time Epicurean seated on the floot, feet sliihlly apart and elevated toward the ceiling, deeply absorbed in tlie question, Which came first, the hen or the egg? J. C. FOWLER, Farm Implement Macnate Fowlers combination wood saw, harrower, cotton picker, gmner, and incubato:, with special milking-machine attachment, has done much to secure the success of the Southern farmer. His plants cover twenty city blocks. John is portrayed perched upon a three-legged stool attaching his automatic milker. S. W. GABLE, National Food Administrator This gentleman is shown investigating the case of Sausage Davis, World ' s Champion Sausage Eater, who is charged with hoarding food. T. G. GASQUE, Cotton King This gentleman, known from New Orleans to Liverpool as Thz Collon King has announced that he has located some land in South Caiolma that will produce five bales of cotton to the acre and average four crops a year. The announcement is followed by the appearance of an individual of rustic cast with his arms thrown affectionately about the neck of an ox. H. L. HARVIN, Pecan King Twenty years ago this man planted an acre of pecans. Through the success of a cross pollination experiment, his holdings cover a large section of the lower part of South Carolina, and he is looked upon as one of those distinguished Southern gentlemen who can make grass grow on Wall Street. He is exhibited treating his complexion with pecan oil. H. W. JOHNSON, President Brunswicke-Balke-Collender Co. Hon. H. W. Johnson, affectionately known as Successor to John D. Rocl(efeller, has gained complete control of the Brunswicke-Balke-Collender Co., and is here shown demonstrating the high quality of the products of his company by running two thousand points with his eyes blindfolded. H. G. JOHNSON, Demonstrator for Spalding Athletic Co. This gentleman has just been declared the champion Rumm player of the world, and because of his popularity, his services have been secured by Spalding as chief demonstrator of their famous athletic goods. He is here shown parading down Fifth Ave., New York, in a one-piece bathing suit. A. S. KING, Juvenile Court Judge of Luenkinsville, New Mexico The pictorial sketch at this point assumes a rustic hue. One may almost imagine the purling of brooks and the singing of birds amid this scene of beauty. Judge King is perched high on a soap box, administering, with partial justice, the opmions of the law. E. H. KING, Director of Fund for Homeless Belgians Through the untiring efforts of this gentleman, $100,000,000 has just been pledged by the entire nation to care for the homeless Belgians who have immigrated to this country in the past twenty years. He is here shown diligently searching in an effort to find some of those above-mentioned unfortunate ones. M. W. LEVER, President of the Holy Roller Synod of America Rev. Lever has united several thousand faithful followers from among all sections of the country, and he announces that they are to enter upon a crusade to include the African natives among their number. He is here shown conducting a group of his followers in their regular evening exercise. E. C. MITCHELL, Discoverer of the Fourth Dimension This elongated individual has upset all of the laws of science and mathematics, and as a result, the heavens and all that there is therein will have to be made over to comply with his notions. He is here shown exhibiting a few volumes of his text-books, which will have to be adopted in all insti- tutions of learning. (62) A. T. MOORE, World-Famed Musician This gentleman has achieved his reputation through that world-famed group of operatic artists. The Wofford College Glee Club and Jazz Orchestra, of which Mr. Moore is leader. He has also supplanted Caruso, not only through the possession of a particularly shrill tenor voice, but m addition, through his ability to excel that gentleman in the matter of the consumption of spaghetti. Moore appears before a large audience whose enthusiasm is exhibited in their applause of his latest concert success, Sweet Jelly Roll. R. W. NEIGHBOUR, Manufacturer of Canned Ly(i)e The product for which this gentleman is famous, Neighbour ' s Own Lye, is guaranteed to remove any existing doubt on any subject in the mind of any man. The photograph appears with Neighbour comparing a large-sized piece of his patent product with a similar slice of limburger cheese. P. S. PEEPLES, Famous Author This gentleman, between suns, emerged from the insignificance of comparative obscurity to the Olympian heights of success through the authorship of that remarkable lyric ballad entitled, You Ain ' t Forgot Your Siveet Papa Siberia. The appearance of this gentleman is greeted with vociferous applause. He appears with a book of verse in his right hand and attempting to subdue a turbulent poodle dog with his left. G. D. PETTIT This gentleman has proven to the world that LucK Is Better Than Science. Fifteen minutes after arriving in Monaco, he succeeded in breaking up the bank of Monte Carlo, and the Prince of Monaco has abdicated his throne in his favor. The inhabitants of that place declare that he is a regular fellow however, and he is here shown amusing his subjects as successor to Al Jolson. ' H. R. PHILLIPS, Director of Phillips ' Band Through a recent astute business policy, this gentleman has absorbed the interests of a rival organi- zation, namely the Ministerial Band. Phillips appears listlessly dangling a piccolo from his lower lip. WILSON PHILLIPS, Director of the Emerson School of Oratory There is hardly a suffragette of imminence in public affairs today who does not owe her success to the gift of this eloquent silver-tongued orator. He is here shown directing a class of prospective suffragettes in the delicate points of articulation. J. H. READY, French Department, Harvard University As dean of the Department of French at Harvard, Dr. Ready has greatly stimulated matrimonial affiliations between the two countries. The picture shows him scolding a pupil for marring the pages of her book with unattractive pencil marks. V. M. ROGERS, Cattle King Through a matrimonial affiliation, Mr. Rogers has established connections with the far West, having become enamoured of a spurred daughter of the golden hills. He is here exhibited placing a brand upon the back of a protesting shorthorn. R. H. ROLLINGS The Mid-Night Follies announce the securing of the services of Rooter Rollings. He performs at the conclusion of each dance. The gentleman in question is exhibited suspended by the left foot from a drop-light and blowing bubbles to an old lady of haughty carriage in one of the lower boxes. J. G. SNELLING, JR. As Governor of Mississippi, this gentleman was a complete failure, but by so changing the course of the Mississippi River as to include one-half of the State of Louisiana in the possessions of his own State, he is now the idol of his day, down in that section. He is here shown looking over a probable site for the new location of New Orleans. W. G. SMITH, Editor of ' The Psychologist The reforms started by this gentleman in connection with the incorrect use of technical and useless psychological words, have resulted in a complete reformation of Webster ' s International (63) Encyclopedia, so as lo conform with the intelhgence of serious-minded people. He is exhibited scratching the summit of his syncopated countenance in an effort to excite a new idea for reform. W. W. SNIPES, Poultry Fancier The above-mentioned gentleman has done much to reduce the high cost of food by flooding the market with eggs. He accomplished this by equipping his barnyards with electric lights, so as to cause the fowls to work overtime. T. F. STACKHOUSE, Owner of Wild West Show A scene from the Greatest Show on Earth, Moon or Mars is exhibited, and it is explained that the name Siaclfl ouse always means Stacked clear to the doors, because of the fact that he is the world ' s foremost publicity agent. R. L. STUART, Director of the Girls ' Protective League H ardluck Stuart has spent the past fifteen years in the slums of our great cities throughout the country, sympathizing with the unfortunate ones who are found there. After visiting every point of inter- est throughout Europe and the Orient, he drifted down into Africa, where he was recently married. He is here shown rescuing an unfortunate girl from the hands of a native, who turns out to be her husband. C. M. STUART Little Stuart, known as the smallest shortstop in the big league, has just been signed by Manager Bozeman for his famous Chicago Cubs aggregation ,Stuart being the highest salaried member of the squad. He is here shown standing on stilts catching a hot grounder. WOODROW WARD Finding his labors unprofitable and his warnings unheeded, this gentleman resigned the pastorate of a church at Tucapau, S. C, with the intention of becoming a missionary to the heathen, hie was subsequently elected to the United States Senate. After ten years of uneventful labor in this field, he finally secured the conversion of the Republican minority, resulting in the immediate ratification of the peace treaty, without reservations. J. C. WATSON, Statesman and Diplomat Senator Watson, leader of the opposition in the upper legislative house of Arizona, appears on the screen in robes of ermine, vigorously prosecuting the case against the Dill Pickle Trust, which he describes as a great menace to the Prune Growers ' Association. L. B. WRIGHT, Chief of Boll Weevil Eradication Bureau As chief of the Boll Weevil Eradication Bureau, this gentleman has succeeded in destroying every boll weevil pest in the South. He is here shown demonstrating his sure to kill weevil apparatus. The weevil is placed between two bricks of smooth surface and by simply rubbing ihem together the animal never falls to disappear.  A scene is flashed upon the screen exhibiting the members of the above-mentioned class banqueting together at a reunion occasion at the Waldorf-Astoria, New York. Tbe room is a medley of subdued light and soft colorings. Pussyfooted waiters move with noiseless tread, bearing burdens of smoking viands and goblets gleaming golden in the half light of saspariila. A telegraph messenger approaches the outer entrance. A message is carried to the president. With bated breath the members hear him. He reads: The anti-Bohhevilf: forces have (a en Tanlac, and I am fleeing the city. Ml) touring car has been attached and I am fleeing across Siberia on a clay banl( mule. With regrets, B. B. Bishop. The tumult and the shouting dies. Where once there was joy, gloom prevails. The members arise. Individually and by groups, they depart. J. W. PHILLIPS, Class Prophet. (64) Our Idea of the Millennium When Barney Bishop attends Dr. Rembert ' s Sunday Bible Class. When W. L. Bozeman writes his own French sentences. When Dewey Pettit quits grazing on Turner ' s greens. When M. W. Lever quits writing essays for the Journal. When A. S. King shoots Dune in Political Science. When Big Ellis renounces the Bijou. When Jeff Dillard joins the Ministerial Band. When Mike Carmichael gets the BOHEMIAN paid for. When Wilson Philhps ' antics fail to get our goat. When Joe Phillips writes a readable story for the Spartanburg Herald. When Joe Potts runs for the Legislature on the prohibition platform. When Rooter RoHings goes to the Y. M. C. A. for the first time. When Mule Stackhouse maintains absolute silence for one minute. When R. L. Stuart does his first day ' s work. When Harry Harvin reads his love letters but once. When Frank FitzSimons fails to argue with a professor in class. When Woodrow Ward falls in love. When E. H. King gets in a hurry. When HilHs Philhps tells all his girls the truth. When J. C. Watson and everybody else get enough to eat in Carlisle Hall. When John Snelling sees sermons in stones and good in everything. When Louis Wright and his Greenwood brethren fail to assemble for daily readings from the Creenrvood Index- Journal. When Sausridge Davis picks a tune out of his Zyphbophohs. When Hannibal Duncan succeeds in making a date at Converse. When Polly Parrott collects our pressing bill. When Dr. Wallace marks us an extra point on exams. When Freshmen pass Uncle Dan ' s Physics. When Hutson Hart quits having his meals served in his room and eats with the common herd. When Little Hard-Luck Stuart is vanquished in an argument with Duncan. When we can get enough hot water in Carlisle Hall to bathe our hands. When Peg Shuler cleans his venerable pipe. When Hart gets a true report of chapel absences. When all Freshmen learn that the requisite for passing Chink ' s math is a ' possum. When Heine succeeds in acquainting Freshmen with the ways of civilization. When this annual goes to press. (65) SNOW SCENES (66) Juniors. (67) (69) Junior Class Roll AlvERSON, R. C Spartanburg, S. C. Best, A. H., Jr Saluda, S. C. Boyle, T. B Sumter, S. C. Britton, W. J., Jr. . . . Spartanburg, S. C. Broadwater, A. G. . . Ridge Springs, S. C. Carroll, P. F Spartanburg, S. C. CaUTHEN, T. A Orangeburg, S. C. Clinkscales, L. O. . . . Abbeville, S. C. Crisp, M. C Mountville, S. C. Doggett, L. C. . . . Westminster, S. C. Douglass, E. M Jenkinsville, S. C. Duncan, H. F Dillon, S. C. Elrod, R. a Anderson, S. C. George, S. A Lexington, S. C. Goodwin, E. B Central, S. C. Harper, D. L Lowndesville, S. C. Hatchett, O. H Moore, S. C. Herbert, W. C Marion, S. C. Hodges, J. K Charleston, S. C. Holler, A. C Laurens, S. C. Hood, W. P Hickory Grove, S. C. Jennings, D Spartanburg, S. C. Johnston. O. D Spartanburg, S. C. KeARSE, F. W. . Olar, S. C. King, C. G McBee, S. C. Lever, LB Chapin, S. C. Martin, J. C Cowpens, S. C. McLeod, W. M Sumter, S. C. Moore, R Duncan, S. C. Moore, W. A Duncan, S. C. Munn, CD Pamplico, S. C. Nelson, F. L Spartanburg, S. C. Oliver, B. B. . .... Swansea, S. C. Owens, M. L Hemingway, S. C. Parrott, G. E Darlington, S. C. Patterson, R. F Spartanburg, S. C. Pitts, J. H., Jr Clinton, S. C. Pope, L. E Smith ' s Mills, S. C. Potter, P. B. . . . . Cowpens, S. C. FIasT, H. V Swansea, S. C. Rollins, W. J Darlington, S. C. Simmons, O. B Laurens, S. C. Simpson, P., Jr. Glenn Springs, S. C. Skelton, a. B Spartanburg, S. C. Smith, C. B Swansea, S. C. Smith, J- T Hickory Grove, S. C. Stoddard, E. S Owings, S. C. Stuckey, J. C Sumter, S. C. Tatum, E. H McColl, S. C. Thompson, B Hamlet, N. C. VaUGHAN, K. H Spartanburg, S. C. Waldrep, R. Y. . . Lanford Station, S. C. Willams, B. L Rhems, S. C. Wilson, C. A Simpsonville, S. C. Wright, E. L Cheraw, S. C. (71) Junior Class History HETHER we will or not we are making history. The small acts and events of our lives today become tomorrow our history. As with one indi- vidual, so it is with any group of individuals. On the morning of September 19, 1917, there arrived on the campus of Wofford one hundred and two young men from all walks of Hfe and different locaH- ties, for the purpose of enrolling in this noble and historical institution. In the state of disorganization in which we found ourselves we soon realized the need of officers. So we elected the following: L. E. Purdy, President; J. K. Hodges, Vice-President: S. G. Jones, Secretary ; R. C. Lucas, Treasurer, and A. H. Best, Historian. The wisdom of our selection was shown by the manner in which they attended to their respective duties. Our class made a very commendable record in literary work. It is agreed that our Freshman Exhibition was the best held in many years. Not only did we excel in literary lines, but athletic as well. Great changes were in store for us when we arrived our second year. The college was under military control. No longer was seen the easy-going, carefree student. In his place was the quick, alert, and thoughtful student-soldier. We were fitting ourselves for the World War under a corps of efficient officers. Then came the glad news of November 1 1 th that we were no longer at war. On the 9th of December we were disbanded. The Sophomore Class that assembled the first of January, 1919, had decreased, for various reasons, to sixty-two in number. The officers who had been elected the last of the previous year were: A. H. Best, Jr., President; J. C. Martin, Vice-President; W. P. Hood, Secretary ; L. Krasnoff , Treasurer, and H. F. Duncan, Historian. As Best and Krasnoff did not return, we elected C. B. Smith President and L. E. Purdy Treasurer to take their places. The literary exhibitions, which had been interfered with by military training, did not come up to the usual standard. Our officers for the Junior year were as follows: W. P. Hood, President; H. F. Duncan, Vice-President; C. G. King, Secretary; B. B. Oliver, Treasurer, and J. K. Hodges, Historian. Our most notable achievement this year was the defeating of the Sophomore football team. With great hopes we look forward to what the future has in store. J. K. Hodges, Historian. (72) (73) MISS LENA LONG Sophomore Class Sponsor (74) (75) (76) Sophomore Class Roll . . . Dillon, s. C. Knox, P. . . Abbeville, s. c. s. C. Lancaster, E. A. . . . Spartanburg, s. c. s. c. Inman, s. c. Blairs, s. c. B. . . s. c. Blair, W. E. . . . Blairs, s. c. s. c. Brabham, J. H. . . . . Allendale, s. c. s. c. Carrington, J. H. Spartanburg, s. c. Moore, W S, s. c. s. c. s. c. Clarkson, J. C. . . Heineman, s. c. Nelson, G. M. Spartanburg, s. c. Cox, F. R c. Laurens, s. c. .... Ruffin, s. c. s. c. s. c. s. c. s. c. s. c. s. c. P ' ageland, s. c. s. c. SCHUMPERT, R. L. . . Newberry, s. c. Hall, E. K. . . . s. c. s. c. N. Y. s. c. s. c. . S. . . Spartanburg, s. c. Holler, W. W. . . s. c. Thompson, R. L., Jr. . Anderson, s. c. , s. c. Vaughan, H. F. . . . Spartanburg, s. c. Johnson, J. B. . . . s. c. Wannamaker, L. . . . St. Matthews, s. c. . Gray Court, S. C. Welch, G. R . . . Clio, s. c. KiRKLAND, E. C. . . Columbia, s. c. Wright, A. A Spartanburg, s. c. s. c. Zimmerman, R. D., Jr. . St. Matthews, s. c. (77) 3n mfmonam iCaurr iurmarb lrabl)am Srambrr 20. 1902 3lamtani 11, 1920 Sophomore Class History EPTEMBER 26, 1918, a remarkable bunch of Freshmen entered Wofford College. They possessed a combination of fear, freshness, and ambition. October 1 st the government assumed control of the college. The class could not, therefore, organize until after the S. A. T. C. had disbanded. The tollowmg men were then elected officers: T. F. Cook, President; R. D. Zimmerman, Jr., Vice-President; J. B. Berry, Secretary; J. R. Medlock, Treasurer; J. H. Brabham, Historian. In our first year we furnished one man for the varsity football and had the unique record of being without a single ministerial student. However, the lay students displayed wonderful oratorical ability at the Freshman Exhibition. The following men spoke: C. F. Barlow, T. J. Herbert, J. C. Holler. J. O. Smith and F. S. Snyder. The medal was won by J. O. Smith. The class also furnished a number of men for the Glee Club. The present officers of the class are: J. O. Smith, President; T. J. Herbert, Vice- President; E. C. Kirkland, Secretary; Paul Knox, Historian. Owing to the unsettled state of affairs in the political and social horizon during our first two years, we have not accomplished as much in a literary v ay as we wished. Con- sequently, we look forward to a more romantic and honorable future. The class entered at a time when wonderful changes were being wrought. The greatest war known to civilization was raging, and the future history of the world was in the making. Although the Freshman year was filled with many and hard experiences, which will never be forgotten, the Sophomore year affords just as many. The class has now decreased to only fifty, but there is truth in the old dictum that the survivors are the fittest. We are no longer under the domineering rule of the Sophomores, for we are Sophomores ourselves, and have not failed to use our privileges and traditional prerogatives to become better acquainted with the Freshmen. Paul Knox, Historian. (79) (81) MISS IDA BRABHAM Freshman Class Sponsor (82) (83) (84) Freshman Class Roll S. c. King, W. R. ... C. s. c. King, John .... . . . McBee, S. C. s. c. C. Begg, G. W. ... Spartanburg, s. c. Knight, C. G. . . . C. . . . Kellon, s. c. C. Black, D. D. . . . Walterboro, s. c. KooN, H. B. ... C. Black, P. A. . . . Spartanburg, S. c. c. Black. W. A. . . . Holly Hill, S. c. Lee, D. K Timmonsville, S. c. s. c. LeGette, H. L. . . .... Latta, S. c. BosTicK, C. W., Jr. . . . . Pacolet, s. c. .... Elliot, S. c. Bowen, W. C. . . . Spartanburg, s. c. . . . North, S. c. Bowman, P. G., Jr. . Sumler, s. c. King ' s Creek, S. C. BenncltsviUe, s. c. Martin, S. E. . . . Brown, G. C, Jr. . Walterboro, s. c. Matthews, B. B. Coward, S. c. Bryant, B. . . . Spartanburg, s. c. Moore, W. L. . . . Spartanburg, S. c. Cann, J. E s. c. Moss, C. A., Jr. . . Spartanburg, S. c. Carmichael, E. F. . . . Mullins, s. c. McClintock, J. H. . Ora, S. c. Clyde, W. A. . . . c. Connor, H s. c. McFadcen, T. G. . Fort Lawn, S. c. s. c. McGee. G. W. . . Spartanburg, S. c. s. c. McLiN, C. H. . . . . . . Baldock, S. c. Culclasure, J. M. . . St. Matthews, s. c. c. s. c. Nash, E Spartanburg, S. c. Dantzler, H. E; . . . . . Parler, s. c. Nichols, E. V. . . c. Dantzler, R. M. . . s. c. Spartanburg, S. c. s. c. Ott, R . St. Matthews, S. c. Davis, T. F s. c. Owings, J. H. . . . c. Dillingham, H. E. . Spartanburg, s. c. Parler, J. D. . . . c. Dixon, C. C. . . . . . . Mullins, s. c. Player, W. M. . . .... ElKot, S. c. Darl.ngton, s. c. Po:ev, B. F. . . . c. Drake, J. R. ... . . . Behon, s. c. Prather, J. V. . . Mount Airy, N. c. DucKETT, O. D., Jr. . . Greenwood, s. c. c. Eaddy, a. M. . . . Jolinsonville, s. c. R£ECE, T. W. . . . Mount Airy, N. c. s. c. c. s. c. Rivers, W. L. . . . . . Mt. CrogSan, S. c. s. c. Rollins, R. C, Jr. . Timmonsville, S. c. Fletcher, O. J. . . McColl, S. c. Sample, H. D. . . . c. . . . . Latta, s. c. -Sanders, L. C. . . . . . . Kelton, S. c. s. c. c. Forrest, H. A. . . s. c. c. Spartanburg, s. c. c. Gasque, CD.. . . . . . Mullins, s. c. c. . . . Aiken, s. c. Smith, W. J. . . . c. Glenn, V. E. . . , . Jenkincville, s. c. c. s. c. . . . North, S. c. (85) GraMLING, a. C Orangeburg, S. C. Grant, W. T McBee, S. C. Gray, W. L., Jr Laurens, S. C. Green, W. H Sumter, S. C. Griffin, H. F Pinewood, S. C. Gross, H. A Harleyville, S. C. Gwynn, C. B Philadelphia, Pa. Hayes, V. B. . . . . Fairmont, N. C. Hecklin, S Spartanburg. S. C. Herbert, R. B Charleston, S. C. HiNsoN, O. B Nichols, S. C. Hodge, F. J Pinewood, S. C. HoFFMEYER, J. F Florence, S. C. Holcombe, W. M. ... Woodruff, S. C. Jaynes, C. G., Jr. Walnalla, S. C. Jeter, I. P Carlisle, S. C. Jones, S. G. Anderson, S. C. KiNARD, F. M Greenwood, S. C. King, Eugene McBee, S. C. Stanley, L. P Columbia, -S. C Stevenson, J. E. . ... Gresham, S. C Stokes, L. H limmonsville, S. C SUBER, W. S Whilmire, S. C SwygERT, J. R Peak, S. C Tarrant, J. V Lynchburg, S. C Taylor, T. L. . . . Lancaster, S. C Thackston, T. D. Cedar Springs, S. C TurNIPSEED, B. R. . . Greenwood, S. C WaLDREP, C. B. . . Lanford Station, S. C Wall, R. L Easley, S. C Wallace, E. V. . . . Gray Court, S. C Watson, H. L. .... Clio, S. C Wham, B Fountain Inn, S. C WiMBERLY. L. B. . . St. Matthews, S. C Wofford, a. a. . . . . Woodruff, S. C Womack, B. H Spartanburg, S. C Yarborough, N. p. . . Cross Anchor, S. C (86) Freshman Class History ODERN progress is a natural development of human ex- perience. If we take this as our criterion, the Freshman Class may be said to have begun its ascent of the height of advancement. For our experiences have been manifold. On the morning of September 1 7th we assembled in the college chapel with proud and expectant hearts, yet not without some forebodings and misgivings. It was there that we realized that we were no longer high school boys, but college men with high and noble purposes. We began the year ' s work with an earnest zeal in the class room as well as on the athletic field. We have been successful, as our record will show. The Class of ' 23 has been particularly successful in ath- letics. We furnished four men for the varsity football squad, and we bid fair all along to furnish the Wofford gridiron with some of the best material that it has ever had. We defeated the Juniors and Seniors in class football and won the class championship. During the early part of the fall we met and elected the following officers: President, J. R. Adams; Vice-President, J. D. Parler; Sec- retary, R. B. Herbert; Treasurer, M. F. Kinard; Historian, W. L. Staley. Though the most of our history is yet to be made, we are resolved to finish in a laudable manner our first year in college and to make each succeeding one more successful than it. W. L. Stai.F.Y, Historian. (87) CENTRAL METHODIST CHURCH . i A i;,- ' - .i ' f ■i . ' ' : • ? V Athletics, 1920 HE year 1919-1920 was one of the most successful in athletics that Wofford has had in several years, this being due mostly to the efforts of Coach Major. Coach is an old Auburn man and represented his Alma Mater in all branches of athletics, but specialized in football, baseball, basketball and track. While at Auburn he was selected on the All-Southern football team for two years in succession. After leaving school he played professional baseball for a few years, being forced to retire on account of an injury which he received while playing with Mont- At the first call for football practice in September about forty men were on the scene to show their ability as gridiron artists. As there were only three block letter men among the number the squad had to be built around these men. In the first game of the season our inexperience was shown when we played Guilford College to a 6 to 6 tie. After this game our weak points were taken up and we journeyed over to Greenville to meet our ancient rival, Furpian. Here the Terriers played the best game of the season, but we got the short end of the bargain by a 7 to 6 score. Next the Bull Dogs, repre- senting the Citadel, and the Terrier eleven showed exceptionally fine class and came out with a 1 2 to 0 victory. At the County Fair we swamped the Erskine eleven to the tune of 1 9 to 0. Next in order came Newberry, which was easily defeated by the score of 27 to 0. The last game of the season was played at Clinton with the fast Presby- terian College eleven, the Terriers being defeated 1 3 to 6. Due to some misunderstanding, we did not play a game on Thanksgiving Day. With three of last year ' s letter men and about fifteen new candidates we began to practice basketball. The squad this year was not as heavy as usual, but what they lacked in weight was made up in speed and fighting spirit. For our first state game we jour- neyed over to try our ability with the Clemson Figers. They are hard to beat, especially on their home court, but we took them m camp by the tune of 40 to 39. One week later we defeated the fast Blue Stockings from the Presbyterian College by the score of 44 to 36. On February 23d and 24th we played Davidson and the University of South Carolina on our home court, losmg to Davidson and winning from Carolina. Next we went to Newberry and P. C, which proved disastrous to us, as we dropped both games. We were defeated at Newberry, 22 to 2 1 , and at P. C. by the score of 53 to 26. Due to the quarantine of influenza, several games had to be canceled, thus making the season shorter than usual. The season of 1919 showed what the Terriers could do in baseball. F. R. Ellerbe, now with the Washington American League Club, coached us for two weeks before leaving for his spring training camp. After his departure the squad was turned over to Captain A. B. Rivers, who in turn led us to the state championship. We defeated every team in the state either one or more times, and ended the season with a percentage of .786. With seven letter man back and under the direction of Coach Major we hope to have even a better team than last year when the 1 920 season opens, February 29, 1 920. gomery in the Southern League. (92) (94) (95) SQUAD IN ACTION (96) V. C. Earle, Center, Captain Captain Earle weighs aboul 175 pounds and plays cenler. He has played with the Terriers for four years and was one of the steadiest men that Wofford had this year. He is strong on both offense and defense and well deserved the honor of being Captain of the best team that Wofford has had since football was reinstated. He was unable to play in any of the games towards the close of the season on account of a knee which was injured in the game with Furman. Wofford loses a good man in Earle and the football team especially. B. F. Carmichael, Halfback Mike is known over all these regions as one of the greatest assets of the Terriers for three years. He made his Block when a Sophomore and has added one star. His ability to run with the ball and to tackle hard and sure has made him a very valuable man. His speed and headwork made him a dangerous man to the opponents on both offense and defense. He was one of our steadiest ground gainers. We are hoping that Mike will return next year to finish his fourth year. In him we lose a very valuable man. R. C. Lucas, End Bob is a veteran of last year ' s varsity and is a Wearer of the W in both baseball and foot- ball. He is a tower of strength at end and there were very few plays that got by him. He has a good head and is a clear thinker always. He treated the fans this year with some of the prettiest tackling that has ever been seen at Wofford Park. Lucas is well deserving of the honor of leading the 1920 Terriers and we are sure that under his leadership they will be the best yet. Bob tips the scales at 175 pounds. (97) E. H. Tatum, Tackle Bevo, as most of the boys know him, is a veteran of last year ' s team and was back this year m his old position. His 180 pounds added considerably to the weight of the line and his ability and knowledge of the game added to the value of it. He keeps his head and plays a hard game throughout. Besides his work in the line, he was used in criss-cross plays and was always as dependable there as elsewhere. His educated toe added the extra point on nearly every occasion. He well deserves the honor of Assistant Captain next year, for he has worked hard for the honor of the Terrier eleven. E. L. Wright, End Puss is a veteran of the squad of ' 17 and is one of the best-known men that the Methodist can boast of. He has played every position except quarterback, but was used at end during the last three or four games. His 180 pounds could always be counted upon to respond with all of its strength to any play ' and he works hard and willingly all the time. He was a mainstay of the Terriers during the entire season. He has one more year of college football and we are expecting great things from him next year. B. R. TuRNIPSEED, Halfback Turnip, playing his first year of college ball, has been a star. His fleetness of foot and ability as a sidestepper make him a broken field runner of no mean ability. When given a fair chance in an open field, he is very hard to overtake. His ability as a defensive man was well shown in each game where he niade beautiful tackles and no doubt saved us several touchdowns. His kicking was a feature of each game. With a good head, speed, and grit, he bids fair to accomplish great things on the grid. (98) G. T. Leonard, Guard ' Dutch is a stockily-built lad weighing around 175 pounds. He has the old fighting spirit and always opens up a hole in the line when called upon to do so. He plays excellent ball on both offense and defense and gets into nearly every play. He is a mainstay in the Terrier line. This is Leonards second year in football, and with the same old fight next year, he will undoubtedly be the mainstay of the line again. He will be with us again next year and is certain of adding a star to his Block. Roy Moore, Guard Roy was the heaviest man in the Terrier uniform this year. He tops the scales at a little over 200 pounds. He is noted on the gridiron for his fighting spirit and always gives his opponent as much as he can handle. He knows the art of going through the line and making a hole through which the back- field men made good gains. With two more years of college football ahead of him, he bids fair to being the best in the State. A great share of the credit for the success of the team belongs to Roy. George Osborne, Guard George was our other guard who balanced the scales around 200 pounds. He is a Spartanburg boy and knows the game. At guard, he is a steady linesman and always displays plenty of fight and never die spirit in the game. This is his first year on the team, and because of his steadiness and hard work, he bids fair to become a real star next year. When called upon, George never failed to respond, and always took good care of the man who was playing opposite him. (99) H. R. Phillips, Fullback In Phillips we have a genuine football player. In the games that he played, his playing was a feature. He plays a steady, consistent game at all limes and showed up well. But in the Citadel game he had his ankle hurt and was unable to play but a small part of the remaining games. This is his Senior year and we regret to lose him, for he is a ery valuable man. W. L. BOZEMAN, End Bozeman is another of the Senior stars which were discovered this year. During his first three years, he has been content with class football and varsity baseball, but this year he decided to go out and try to get another Block. Weighing around 160 pounds, he was a terror to the opponents on defense. A good head and hard playing won for him his other Block. He played in practically every game and was always in the play from beginning to end. Bozeman was undoubtedly one of the best thai we had and could always be depended upon to respond when it was his time to act. R. L. Stuart, Halfback Hard Luck is a fast halfback, with plenty of dash and spirit. While not very heavy, weighing close to 150 pounds, he ploughed his way to good gains, and on defence was one of the best that we had. He made his tackles sure and clean and didn ' t mind making them. In the Newberry game he suffered a slight injury, but recovered in time to give the others a good time. He is a Senior and in him we lose one of our best. (100) S. G. Jones, Quarterback Although Sam weighs only about 140 lbs., he has made quite a name for himself as a gridiron star. He always ran the team with the best of judgment and could carry the ball well. This is Sam ' s second year on the varsity and he is a Wearer of the W. Jones was unable to play the first three games of the season, but when he did come back, the other side knew it. We are entertaining great hopes for Jones next year. A. B. Skelton, Tackle Coming from the City of Success, Bouie lived up to the repu ' alion of his city. Weighing 170 pounds, he was no doubt one of the strongest and be:t tackles in the State during the past season. He is every inch a man, and m every game opened the way for succssful plays through the line. On defense he can be counted on to get his man if given a fc.ir chance at him. He is a hard worker and never gives up until the last whistle. Bouie wo. ks hard whether the team is winning or losing, and if there is anything happening on his side of the line, he can be counted on to be in it. A. T. Moore, Tackle A. T. IS a very dependable man in the V offord line. He plays either guard or tackle with equal efficiency, but was used at the latter position most of the season. On account of injuries, he was unable to play in some of the games, but he could be counted upon as a most reliable man on both offense and defense. A. T. is noted for his ability to get through and gel his man. We lose a good man as he leaves this year. He weighs about 175. i (101) M. S. Gleaton, Center Gleaton is probably one of the best linesmen in the State. He played center during Earle ' s absence on account of injuries, and always showed real fighting spirit. He worked as if this was his regular position. He drives hard and plays a good game on both offense and defense. Without Gleaton, the Wofford team would not have been the success that it was, for he was a tower of strength in the line. His 175 pounds could always be depended upon and he was always in the fight. J. G. Swelling, Quarterback John is a veteran of the 1917 Terrier eleven and went good in every game that he played. He plays hard, has a good head, and is a terror on defense. His speed makes him valuable on end runs and he passes well. This is John ' s Senior year and he leaves us, we feel, without a fair chance to demonstrate his ability. During the entire season he was greatly handicapped. We lose in him a valuable man. R. W. Davis, End Saucerage is a Senior, but this is his first year of varsity ball. He was one of the best defensive ends on the Wofford team and played a part of all the games that we played this year. He puts up a steady fight all the time and was instrumental in breaking up many of our opponents ' plays. He hails from a football town and he kept up the good record of Darlington. Davis was handicapped during the season on account of an injured arm, but he worked the harder to overcome it. October 4, at Spartanburg . October 1 1 , at Greenville. . October 18, at Spartanburg . October 31, at Spartanburg . November 6, at Spartanburg November 14, at Spartanburg SCHEDULE Guilford 6; Wofford 6 Furman 7 ; Wofford 6 Citadel 0; Wofford 12 Newberry 0; Wofford 28 Erskine 0; Wofford 19 P. C. of S. C. . . . 14; Wofford 6 (102) Senior Football Team Johnson, W. H Captain and Fullbaclf Watson, J. C ■ . . . Center Pettit, G. D Guard FlTzSlMONS, F. L . Guard Rogers, V. M Tackle Phillips, W Tackle Lever, M. W Guard Johnson, H. G End Potts, J. W End Harvin, H. L End Stackhouse, T. F Quarterback Neighbour, R. W Halfback Davis, R. W. Halfback King, E. H Halfback Ready, J. H Halfback Bishop, B. B Quarterback Johnson, H. G Manager Carmichael, B. F Coach Stuart, R. L Coach Phillips, H. R Coach (103) Junior Football Team T. B. Boyle Halfbacff; and Caplain Broadwater, A. G Center Smith C. B Guard Goodwin, E. B Guard Owens, M. L Guard Williams, B. L. . . . ' Guard Moore, W. R Guard King, C. G Tackle Parrott, G. E Tackle Cauthen, T. a End Lever, I. B End Harper, D. L End PURDY, L. E Quarterback Stuart, CM Quarterback . Simmons, O. B ■ . Halfback Britton, W. J Halfback Duncan, H. F Halfback Holler, A. C Fullback Smith, C. B Manager Wright, E. L Goach (104) Sophomore Football Team TiLLINGHAST, E. S Captain and Fullback Holler, J. C Center ScHUMPERT, R. L Center Smith, J. N Guard Rogers, J. M Guard Mollis, J. G Tackle Cox, R Tackle Blair, W. E . End Blair, R. M End ■ Snyder, F. S End Carmichael, E. F End Murph, D. N Quarterback Simmons, P. N Halfback Medlock, J. R Halfback PeaRCY, W. C Halfback Murph, D. N Manager Jones, S. G Coach Vauchan, H. F Coach (105) Freshman Football Team ParlER, J. D Captain and Quarierbacl( Dixon, C. C Center Ott, Roy CuarJ KlNARD, F. M Guard HiNSON, O. B Guard Floyd, H. S Guard Gramlinc, a. C Guard Player, M. M Tackle Gasque, cm Tackle Knight, S. M Tackle Venters, L. E Tackle Hodge, F. J C Groce, H. a End King, R End Adams, J. R End Clyde, W. A End McIlveen, E. L End Anderson, J. P End Reese, T. W . Halfback Stevenson, T. B Halfback HoLCOMBE, W. M Halfback TiNSLEY, E. S Halfback Turnipseed, B. R Manager Lucas, R. C Coach Earle, V. C Coach (106) (107) H. G. Johnson, Captain and Forward Nib is our captain and well deserves the honor by his ood generalship and goal-shooting. He is one of the three Seniors which make up the quintet and will not be able to show his ability after this season. Nib can be used either as a forward or as a guard, but is best suited as a forward because he knows how to shoot. When a few points are needed he is generally close around to throw the ball in the ring for two points. He is also on the job when it comes to shooting fouls. Nib is noted for his passing. Simeon Hecklin, Forward Heck is not only one of the best forwards in the State, but is the best. He is fast and knows the game from beginning to end. Heck gives all the guards in the State a good time and always comes out of the game with a big score by his name on the score-book. He is light, but makes up for weight by speed. Heck s ability as a passer is also unsurpassed by any college forward in the State. He will be back with the Terrier quintet again next year. R. W. Neighbour, Center Ray hails from the City of Success and is the tallest man on the squad, so he chose the position of center. He is a good jumper and has the tip off on most of his opponents. He is there when it comes to shooting goals, because he shoots from all angles of the floor and he can ' t miss. He showed up exceptionally well on long shots. Ray is a Senior and will not be back with us next year. (110) H. E. Dillingham, Cuard To Dillie, our midget guard, is due much for the success of the Wofford five. He is small, but he sticks to a big forward as if he weighed 200 pounds. When no one else is close around the basket you will see Dillie sticking close to toss the ball in the ring. He is a good dribbler and passer and can not be beaten as a running guard. As he knows how to shoot he is frequently used as a forward. This is his first year on the team and he bids fair to make one of the best guards that has ever represented the Wofford clan in basketball. V. C. Earle, Guard Vernon, or Coach, as most of the boys call him, also hails from the City of Success, as most of the others on the squad. Vernon has been one of the main standbys at guard for the last three years and is back on the old job again. Due to an injury which he received in football, he was not able to take part m all the games this season. He is strong, reliable, and can always be depended upon to break up the teamwork of his opponents. Vernon is a Senior and will not be back next year. DuREN Jennings, Guard Jennings showed his ability as a basketball man this year. No matter how the score stood he was always in the game from beginning to end. By his good headwork and close guarding he won a position on the Terrier quintet. Besides being a good floor man he was a clever shot and a good dribbler. Jennings was noted for his good team work and clever passing. TTiis was his first year in basketball and he will be back with the Terriers next season. (Ill) Basketball Squad H. G. Johnson Caplam and Forward Simeon Hecklin Forivard R. W. Neighbour Center H. E. Dillingham Guard D. Jennings Guard V. C. Earle Guard , B. B. Bishop Forrvard W. G. Becc Forrvard Ed Nash Forrvard W. L. BOZEMAN Manager Paul Simpson, Jr Asshlanl Manager Schedule January 9 Greenville Y. M. C. A. at Greenville January 14 University of Georgia at Spartanburg January 15 Clemson at Clemson College January 16 Anderson Athletic Club at Anderson January 24 Spartanburg Y. M. C. A. at Spartanburg February 3 Presbyterian College at Spartanburg February 4 Elon College at Spartanburg February 6 Clemson at Spartanburg February II ■ Sumter Y. M. C. A. at Sumter February 12 College of Charleston at Charleston February 13 Citadel at Charleston February 14 University of South Carolina at Columbia February 18 Newberry College at Spartanburg February 21 College of Charleston at Spartanburg February 23 Davidson College at Spartanburg February 24 University of South Carolina at Spartanburg February 26 Newberry College at Spartanburg February 27 Presbyterian College at Clinton March 2 Furman at Greenville f afch 5 Furman at Spartanburg (112) (113) (115) Baseball Line-up BozEMAN, Captain Second Base Lucas F ' i Base Stuart Third Base TuRNiPSEED, Stuart Shorlsiop ' DucKETT, Harvin Left Field Carmichael Center Field Wright Fiight Field Groce Catcher Kearse, Martin, Purdy, Smith, Duncan Pitchers Schedule April 7 — College of Charleston At Spartanburg April 9— Furman University At Spartanburg April 13— P. C At Clinton April 14— Newberry At Newberry April 15— Carolina At Columbia April 16— Camp Jackson At Columbia April 19 and 20— Auburn At Spartanburg April 21— Oglethorpe University At Spartanburg April 26— P. C At Spartanburg April 29— Erskine At Spartanburg April 21— Elon At Spartanburg May 3— Erskine At Due West May 4— Clemson At Clemson May 5— Furman University . At Greenville May 7— Clemson At Spartanburg May II— Newberry At Spartanburg May 12 and 13— Georgia Tech At Spartanburg May 14— Carolina At Spartanburg (116) GYMNASIUM TEAM (117) REPRESENTATIVES TENNIS TOURNAMENT HiGGONS LiTTLEJOHN pLOYD (119) I J Miss Carrie Burnett Tracf( Team Spomor J. G. Snelling Captain and Manager (120) (121) rers of tiie Officers R. Wearers Football B. F. Carmichael R. L. Stuart G. T. Leonard R. C. Lucas S. G. Jones George Osborne V. C. Earle E. L. Wright Roy Moore B. R. TURNIPSEED E. H. Tatum M. S. Gleaton H. R. Phillips BouiE Skelton E. C. Mitchell, Manager Baseball R. C. L.UCAS B. F. Carmichael J. C. Martin W L. BoZEMAN E. L. Wright L. E. Purdy R. L. Stuart J. W. Potts, Manager Basketball H. G. Johnson V. C. Earle R. W. Neighbour W. L. Bozeman, Manager (122) (123) MAJOR L. J. ERLER, INF., U. S. A. Commandanl (127) ' Company A Staff Johnston, O. D ' . . . Major Harper, D. L. . . . Capiain and Adjutant Sanders, L. C Supply Officer Headquarters Covington, K. S. . . . . . Battl. Sgt. Major LeGette, H. L. . . Balil. Quartermaster Sgt. Holler, A. C Hospital Sergeant Parler, J. D Captain Stevenson, T. B. . . . . First Lieutenant Adams, J. R First Lieutenant KiRKLAND, N. F Second Lieutenant Livingston, A. R. . . . Second Lieutenant Gwynn, C. B First Sergeant Snyder, F. S Sergeant PreSSLEY, L. S Sergeant Forrest, H. A Sergeant Eaddy, a. M Corporal HollIS, J. G Corporal Knight, C. G Corporal PeaRCY, C. W Corporal Rogers, J. L Corporal Crosby, R. L. . Pvt. 1st Class MuRPH, D. N. . Pvt. 1st Class Knox, P. . . Pvt. 1st Class [OHNSON, S. E., Pvt. 1st Class Miss Privates Black, D. D. Black, W. A. Conner, F1. Dantzler. R. M. Dillingham, H. E. Fletcher, O. J. Floyd, H. S. Gasque, C. D. Glenn, V. E. Elizabeth Earle Sponsor Grant, W. T. Hayes, V. B. Herbert, R. B. HiNSON, O. B. Kinard, F. M. Kingman, H. L. Knight, J. Lee, D. K. McLiN, C. H. McClintock, J. H. Moore, W. L. Owings, J. H. Rivers, R. L. Staley, W. L. Suber, W. S. Taylor, T. L. Venters, L. E. Waldrep, C. D. Womack, B. H. Yarborough, N. P. WiMBERLY, L. B. (12S) Company B Bryant, H. B Captain GleATON, M. S First Lieutenant BOWEN, W. C First Lieutenant Barlow, C. F Second Lieutenant Player, M. M Second L leutenant Wright, E. L First Sergeant DOWLING, H. G Sergeant Gross, H. A Sergeant Kirkland, E. C Sergeant K ' HI Goodwin, W. B Corporal HHf ' ) MR McGee, G. W Corporal I HF ' t ' Shippey, H. P Corporal Drake, J. R Corporal .j B hP Sample, H. D Corporal ' f tbtiiiliSSKfl ' jf Goodwin, W. O Pvt. 1st Class Mm jH LiTTLEJOHN, B. B Pvt. 1st Class tl ' WM Smith, J. O Pvt. 1st Class WSS l Wm Wanamaker, L Pvt. ht Class Ir -tn i m • - Miss Virginia Bryant Privates Sponsor Anderson, J. P. Evans, W. D. Koon, H. B. Ott, Roy Black, P. P. Fields, H. F. Lawrence, W. T. Register, F. B. BoLiN, E. S. Floyd, G. R. i Lemon, J. A. Stokes, L. H. Brown, G. C. George, J. M. ' Love, C. H. Tarrant, J. W., Jr Clyde, W. A. Hecklin, S. Matthews, B. B. Thackston, T. B. Copeland, C. F. Hoffmeyer, J. F. Moore, W. S. Wall, B. L. Davis, J. G. King, W. R. Nash, Ed. Wofford, A. A. Dixon, C. C. I R. O. T. C. Review of School Year, 1919-1920 HE Reserve Officers ' Training Corps Unit was organized at Wofford College, October 1 8th, 1919, with an enrollment of one hundred and eight members. A tactical organization of one battalion and two companies was formed for all practical purposes, and for theoretical instruction the Unit was subdivided into five sections of approximately twenty men each. After the organization of the battalion, practical instruction was taken up in the School of the Soldier, Squad, Platoon, and Company, two hours per week ; and one hour was devoted to classroom work and instruction in subjects covered in Infantry Drill Regulations up to the School of the Battalion. With the opening of the new semester, the battalion was reorganized, with Cadet Johnston, O. D., as Battalion Commander, and Parler, J. D., and Bryant, H. B., as Cadet Company Commanders. Practical instruction was then taken up in extended order drill, bayonet combat, tent pitching, interior guard duty, and gallery practice. A Gallery Team was formed, and in April entered a team in the Southeastern Department Match, in which all R. O. T. C. Units in the Southeastern Department competed. Com- petitive matches were also held with Georgia School of Technology, The Citadel, Clemson, The University of South Carolina, and Davidson. Problems in Minor Tactics solved on maps and on the sand tables followed by practical instruction in the field formed an important part in the last period of the training for the school year 1919-1920. The Unit was unable to secure a suitable target range in this vicinity, and so target practice with the Calibre .30 rifle was abandoned for the present. An added feature of the R. O. T. C. work was an elective course in topography, of which fifteen members took advantage. This course consisted of several periods of theoretical instruction followed by actual mapping of the College campus. Although a new addition to the College curriculum, the R. O. T. C. promises to continue its growth with the same upward strides as made in 1919-1920, and will eventually become one of the Major Studies. Those students who participated in the work in its infancy with a true born spirit of love of country and a desire to be equipped in case of national emergency, will take the leadership of our citizens in all fields of endeavor, whether state or national, and with this training taken as part of their college duties, will become fitted to lead our troops in any emergency. (134) CALHOUN SOCIETY PRESIDENTS (138) Calhoun Literary Society Officers for First Term J. W. Potts Presulent E. C. Mitchell Vice-President H. R. Phillips Firsi Censor W. M. McLeod . ... Second Censor J. H. Ready First Critic R. L. Stuart Second Critic C. M. Stuart Third Critic J. M. Day Recording Secretary R. C. Rollins . . . Corresponding Secretary T. A. Cauthen Treasurer Officers for Second Term E. C. Mitchell President R. L. Stuart Vice-President J. H. Ready First Critic A. J. Dillard, Jr Second Critic O. B. Simmons, Jr Third C;i!;c T. F. Stackhouse First Censor C. M. Stuart Second Censor P. Simpson, Jr Recording Secretary R. C. Rollins, Jr. . . Corresponding Secretary T. A. Cauthen Treasurer Officers for Third TEr rvi R. L. Stuart, Jr President A. T. Moore Vice-President H. R. Phillips First Critic H. G. Johnson Second Critic Walter Britton Third Critic V. C. Earle First Censor W. M. McLeod Second Censor C. M. Stuart .... Recording Secretary R. M. Blair .... Corresponding Secretary T. A. Cauthen Treasurer Officers for H. R. Phillips President V. C. Earle Vice-President J. W. Phillips First Critic R. L. Stuart . Second Critic T. B. Boyle Third Critic Fourth Term H. G. Johnson First Censor W. M. McLeod Second Censor C. M. Stuart .... Recording Secretary G. R. Welch . . . ' .Corresponding Secretary T. A. Cauthen Treasurer (139) Calhoun Literary Society Members Black, P. Blair, R. M. Blair, W. E. Begg, G. W. Bowman, P. G. Boyle, T. B. Britton, W. J. Breeden, R. F. Bryant, H. B. Carlisle, G. A. Carrincton, J. H. Cauthen, T. a. Clark, J. O. Dillard, a. J. Durant, J. E. Earle, V. C. Fairey, W. Fletcher, O. J. George, S. A. Gray, W. L. Green, W. H. Gwynn, C. B. Harper, D. L. Hecklin, S. Holler, A. C. Holler, J. C. Holler, W. W. Jaynes, C. G. Johnson, H. G. Johnson, H. W. Jones, S. G. KiNARD, F. M. Lemmon, J. H. Lucas, R. C. McLeod, W. M. McElveen, S. E. McMillan, S. E. Medlock, J. R. Mitchell, E. C. Moore, A. T. Moore, W. L. Neighbour, R. W. Osborne, G. T. Phillips, H. R. Phillips, J. W. Prather, J. W. Potts, J. W. Ready, J. ' H. Reece, T. W. Rollins, R. C. Simmons, O. B. Simpson, P. Snelling, J. G. Stackhouse, T. F. Stackhouse, D. S. Stoddard, E. S. Stuart, C. M. Stuart, R. L., Jr. Tatum, E. H. Tarrant, J. W. TiNSLEY, E. S. turnipseed, b. r. Vaughan, K. H. Watson, H. L. Welch, G. R. Wright, A. A. Zimmerman, R. D. (141) Carlisle Literary Society B. F. Carmichael President E. H. King Vice-President S. W. Gable First Critic R. W. Davis Second Critic W. Ward First Censor Officers for First Term B. B. Oliver Second Censor C. F. Barlow Third Censor H. F. Duncan .... Recording Secretary J. B. Berry .... Corresponding Secretary L. O. Clinkscales Treasurer A. S. King President WoODROW Ward Vice-President C. B. Smith Recording Secretary B. F. Carmichael . . . . . . First Censor E. H. King First Critic Officers for Second Term M. W. Lever Second Critic L. O. Clinkscales • Treasurer J. B. Berry .... Corresponding Secretary E. B. Goodwin Second Censor J. O. Smith Third Censor Officers f WooDRow Ward President R. W. Davis Vice-President L. B. Wright First Critic A. S. King Second Critic B. B. Bishop First Censor Third Term W. Snipes Second Censor A. H. Best, Jr Third Censor T. J. Gasque .... Recording Secretary M. S. Gleaton . . Corresponding Secretary L. O. Clinkscales Treasurer Officers for E. H. King President S. W. Gable Vice-President M. W. Lever . . . ... . First Critic R. W. Davis Second Critic H. H. Ellis First Censor Fourth Term B. Thompson Second Censor E. C. Kirkland Third Censor J. K. Hodges .... Recording Secretary W. O. Goodwin . . . Corresponding Secretary L. O. Cunkscales • Treasurer (145) Carlisle Literary Society Barlow, C. F. Bartell, L. H. Beckham, J. E. Berry, J. B. Best, A. H., Jr. Bishop, B. B. BOLIN, E. S. Brown, G. C. Cann, G. C. Carmichael, B. F. Carmichael, E. F. Clarkson, J. Clinkscales, L. O. Clyde, W. A. Connor, H. copeland, c. f. Covington, K. S. Crosby, R. L. culclasure, j. m. Davis, J. G. Davis, R. W. Dixon, C. C. doggett, l. c. Douglass, E. M. Dowling, H. G. Drake, J. R. Duncan, H. F. Eaddy, a. M. Ellis, H. H. Elrod, R. a. Fields, Haynes Floyd, G. R. Floyd, H. S. Forrest, H. A. Gable, S. W. Gasque, C. D. Casque, T. J. Members George, J. M. Gleaton, M. S. Glenn, V. E. Goodwin, E. B. Goodwin, W. O. Goodwin, W. B. Gramling, a. C Grant, W. T. Gross, H. A. Holcombe, W. M. Hayes, V. B. HiNSON, O. B. Hodges, J. K. hoffmeyer, j. f. hollis, j. g. Hatchett, O. H. Johnson, O. D. King, A. S. King, E. H. King, C. G. King, W. R. Kingman, H. L. Kirkland, E. C. Knight, C. G. Knox, P. KooN, H. B. Lawrence, W. T. Lee, D. K. LeGette, H. L. Leonard, G. T. Lever, I. B. Lever, M. W. Livingston, A. R. Martin, J. C. Matthews, B. B. McLiN, C. H. McClintock, J. H. McFadden, T. S. Murph, D. N. Nesbitt, C. F. Oliver, B. B. Ott, R. Owens, M. L. Parrott, G. E. Pearcy, W. C. Phillips, V. Player, M. M. Potter, P. B. Pressley, L. S. Rast, H. V. Register, F. B. Rollins, W. J. Sample, H. D. Sanders, B. T. Sanders, L. C. Simmons, P. N. Smith, C. B. Smith, J. O. Smith, J. N. Smith, W. G. Smith, G. Smith, W. J. Snipes, W. W. Stokes, L. H. Staley, W. L. SUBER, W. S. Thompson, B. Thompson, R. L. Venters, L. E. Wall, R. L. Ward, W. Wannamaker, L. Wofford, a. a. Wright, E. L. Wright, L. B. Yarborough, N. p. (1471 Preston Literary Society Officers for W. L. BoZEMAN PresUenl J. C. Watson Vice-Presidenl R. H. Rollings Firsl Critic H. L. Harvin Second Critic P. S. PeeplES First Censor First Term T. J. Herbert Second Censor F. S. Snyder . . Third Cerrsor L. E. Purdy Recording Secretary R. L. Shumpert , Corresponding Secretary C. D. MuNN Treasurer Officers for Second Term J. C. Watson President H. L. Harvin Vice-President p. S. Peeples FiVsf Critic O. G. Daniels Second Critic G. D. PeTTIT First Censor p. F. Carroll Second Censor F. S. Snyder Third Censor F. L. Nelson .... Recording Secretary E. H. Tillsnchast . Corresponding Secretary C. D. MuNN Treasurer Officers for Third Term P. S. Peeples President F. L. FitzSiMONS Vice-President John Fowler Firsl Censor W. P. Hood Second Censor J. L. Rogers Third Censor V. M. Rogers First Critic O. G. Daniel Second Critic P. F. Carroll ... Recording Secretary J. C. Stuckey . . Corresponding Secretary C. D. Munn Treasurer Officers for H. L. Harvin President J. C. Fowler Vice-President F. L. FlTzSlMONS First Critic V. M. Rogers Second Critic J. C. Watson First Censor Fourth Term J. H. Pitts Second Censor J. L. Rogers .... Recording Secretary A. B. Skelton Third Censor T. J. Herbert . , Corresponding Secretary C. D. Munn Treasurer (149) Preston Literary Society Adams, J. R. Alverson, R. C. Anderson, J. P. BOZEMAN, W. L. Brabham, J. H. Black, W. A. Black, D. D. Broadwater, A. G. BosTic, C. W. Carroll, P. F. Crisp, M. C. Curry, S. H. Daniels, O. G. Dantzler, R. M. Dantzler, H. E. Dillingham, H. E. FiTzSlMONS, F. L. Fowler, J. C. Foster, A. L. Griffin, H. F. Herbert, W. C. Herbert, T. J. Herbert, R. B. Harvin, H. L. Members Hood, W. P. Hall, E. K. Hodge, F. J. Johnson, S. E. Johnson, J. B. Jennings, D. Kearse, F. W. Kirkland, N. F. Knight, T. J. Lancaster, E. A. Littlejohn, B. B. Love, C. H. MUNN, C. D. Martin, S. E. Nelson, G. M. Nelson, F. L. Nash, E. Nichols, E. V. OwiNGS, J. H. Peeples, p. S. Pettit, G. D. Pope, L. E. Patterson, R. A. Purdy, L. E. Pitts, J. H. Parler, J. D. Rogers, J. L. Rogers, V. M. Rivers, W. P. Rollings, R. H. SCHUMPERT, R. L. Stuckey, J. C. Shippey, H. p. Skelton, a. B. Sarratt, G. L. Stevenson, G. B. Snyder, F. S. Smith, F. J. Thackston, T. B. Tillinghast, E. S. Taylor, T. S. Waldrep, R. Y. Waldrep, C. D. Watson, J. C. Williams, B. L. WOMACK, B. H. Wham, B. Wallace, B. W. (151) (152) (153) ORATORICAL EVENTS (157) Junior Debaters Calhoun Literary Society T. A. Cauthen A. C. Holler Carlisle Literary Society C. B. Smith H. F. Duncan Preston Literary Society W. P. Hood E. A. Lancaster (159) Sophomore Speakers Calhoun Literary Society Carlisle Literary Society J. R. Medlock C. F. Nesbitt J. C. Holler J. O. Smith Preston Literary Society ■ T. J. Herbert B. B. LiTTLEJOHN (160) Freshman Speakers Calmoun Literary Society Carlisle Literary Society C. B. GwYNN W. A. Clyde F. M. KiNARD L. C. Sanders Preston Literary Society R. B. Herbert T. B. Thackston (161) Wofford-Newberry-Presbytenan Debaters G. E. Parrott Carlisle Society B. H. WoMACK . . . , Preston Society T. J. Casque Carlisle 5ocie(p R. W. Davis Carlisle Societv (162) College Marshals p. F. Carroll (Preston Literary Society) .... Chief Calhoun Literary Society Carlisle Literary Society T. A. Cauthen C. G. King J. R. Medlock a. H. Best, Jr. C. B. GwYNN - C. D. Gasque Preston Literary Society E. A. Lancaster T. J. Herbert H. E. Dillingham (163) HRPhilirrM; HonoR J-TSmtft System Committee RWDavis W-LBivci-s (164) Young Men ' s Christian Association Cabinet Officers B. F. Carmichael P ' J. C. Watson Vice-President T. J. Herbert Secretary L. O. Clinkscales Treasurer Committee Chairmen J. G. SnELLING . . Public Meetings M. W. Lever World Problems J. C. Watson Discussion Croups E. H. King Community Service E. C. Mitchell Membership and Attendance T. J. Gasque Delegate H. L. HaRVIN Entertainment J. W. Phillips Hand BooI( O. G. Daniel Publicity) and Press (165) Y. M. C. A. CABINET (167) The WofFord College Council Officers Dr. H. N. Snyder President Dr. C. B. Waller Vice-President E. C. Mitchell Secretary Adams, J. R. bozeman, w. l. Carmichael, B. F. Cauthen, T. a. Clinkscales, L. O. Duncan, H. F. Earle, V. C. Members Harvin, H. L. Hood, W. P. Johnson, H. G. King, A. S. King, E. H. Moore, A. T. MUNN, C. D. Parler, J. D. Peeples, p. S. Phillips, H. R. Smith, J. O. Stuart, R. L. Watson, J. C. Ward, Woodrow (168) (169) MISS MARY E. WILKINSON Student Body Sponsor (170) student BFCarmicKoel Pres. Officers L£Purci Sec. H.FD«rtcm Treas. .. .-. .- .o -, , iL..-. . - - — ' = — (171) 6xecL(ftve erm (173) (174) (175) Kappa Sigma Alpha Nu Chapter Established, 1867, at the University of Virginia. Fratres in Urbe B. Floyd • B. C. Lankford N. L. Bennett. J. M. Connor B. G. Shockley E. C. Gilmore R. E. Pfll H. T. Shockley O. W. Leonard S. T. Lanham J. L. Shockley R. C. Leonard J. H. Anderson B. Lilles Percy Thompson J. A. CuMMiNcs P. L. EsTES J. C. Trimmier O. L. Herring W. H. Zimmerman Fratres in Collegio Class of 1920 E. C. Mitchell Mountvilie, S. C A. T. Moore Ridgeway, S. C B. F. Carmichael Mullins, S. C H. W. Johnson Spartanburg, S. C George Carlisle Spartanburg, S. C Class of 1921 T. B. Boyle Sumter, S. C J. C. StuckEY Sumter, S. C L. E. PuRDY Sumter, S. C O. B. Simmons Laurens, S. C Class of 1922 E. H. Tatum CHo, S. C N. F. Kirkland Bamberg, S. C F. W. Kearse Olar, S. C J. R. MeDLOCK Greenwood, S. C Class of 1923 T. B. ThacksTON Glenn Springs, S. C W. L. Gray Laurens, S. C O. D. Duckett - Greenwood, S. C B. R. TuRNIPSEED Greenwood, S. C (176) (179) o — u; Kappa Alpha Delta Chapter Established, 1869. J. O. Alderman J. L. Snowden J. W. Simpson D. P. Sanders C. S. 0 Neal H. A. LiGON, Jr. W. P. LlGON J. O. Erwin D. E. Hydrick R. B. Cleveland W. B. Carroll Fratres in Urbe A. S. Calvert A. V. Calvert L. L. Allen A. M. Law W. S. Montgomery A. S. Rogers T. C. Montgomery C. P. WOFFORD J. Y. Smith L. W. Smith L. W. Perrin S. G. Hammond S. J. Nichols F. C. Rogers J. S. Jefferies L. E. Jennings C. H. Carlisle W. C. Bethea L. A. Crier J. Cofield W. E. Burnett W. W. Fielder C. K. Earle J. M. Day. Fratres in Facultate A. M. DuPre J. A. Gamewell D. D. Wallace Fratres in Collegio Class of 1920 J. G. SnelLING New Orleans, La. Class of 1921 T. A. Cauthen Orangeburg, S. C. K. H. Vaughan Spartanburg, S. C. W. J. BrITTON Spartanburg, S. C. R. C. Lucas . Columbia, S. C. Paul Simpson, Jr . Glenn Springs, S. C. S. G. Jones . Anderson, S. C. Class of 1922 R. C. Rollins Timmonsville, S. C. Adair Wright Spartanburg, S. C. R. D. Zimmerman St. Matthews, S. C. H. F. Vaughan Spartanburg, S. C. Class of 1923 J. W. E. Prather Mt. Airy. N. C. T. W. Reece Mt. Airy, N. C. (180) (183) Delta Sigma Phi Psi Chapter Established at College of City of New York, 1899. Fratres in Collegio Class of 1920 P. S. Peeples Bluffton, S. C. Class of 1921 W. M. McLeod Sumter, S. C. W. J. Rollins, Jr Darlington, S. C. Broadus Thompson Hamlet, N. C. E. S. Stoddard Owings, S. C. J. O. Clark Johnston, S. C. Class of 1922 D. N. MuRPH Whifestone, S. C. R. M. Blair ■ • • Blairs, S. C. W. E. Blair Blairs, S. C. J. B. Berry Orangeburg, S. C. W. C. Pearcy Walterboro, S. C. G. R. Welch Clio, S. C. Class of 1923 S. E. McMillan LaHa, S. C. C. L. F. CopELAND Ehrhardt, S. C. J. R. Adams Walterboro, S. C. (184) ( (187) Pi Kappa Phi Zeta Chapter, Founded in 1904 at College of Charleston. Fratres in Urbe J. D. Hamer, Jr. Bobo Burnett Boyd Nash Hampton White J. J. Burnett P. C. Thomas Guy Maxwell G. E. Simmons Jack Berry Dr. Nesbitt H. B. Carlisle, Jr. J. C. Lanham C. A. Moss, Jr. C. A. Harris Fratres in Collegio Class of 1920 W. L. BozemaN Simpsonville, S C. J. W. Potts Lynchburg, S. C. R. H. Rollings • Pinewood: S. C. V. C. Earle Spartanburg, S. C. A. J. DiLLARD , Jr Spartanburg, S. C. Class of 1921 D. L. Harper Lowndesville, S. C. J. T. Smith Hickory Grove, S. C. Class of 1922 C. F. Barlow Dillon, S. C. Paul Black Spartanburg, S. C. J. R. Swycert Peak. S. C. Class of 1923 J. D. ParleR Harleyville, S. C. W. L. Rivers M ' - Croghan, S. C. C. G. Jaynes Walhalla, S. C. G. W. McGee Spartanburg, S. C. W. G. Becc Spartanburg, S. C. Ed Nash Spartanburg, S. C. (188) (191) I College (193) The Old Gold and Black Staff E. C. Mitchell Edilor-in-Chief B. F. CarMICHAEL Assistant EcUior -in-Chief J. C. Watson Athkhc Editor J W Potts Athletic Editor R. W. Davis H. L. Harvin Business Manager R. D. Zimmerman Circulation Manager T A Cauthen Calhoun Society Reporter S W Gable Carlisle Society Reporter F. L. Nelson Pralon Society Reporter (194) a 95) Established 1889. Vol. 30, No. 1 PUBLISHED THE 15th of each COLLEGE MONTH BY THE CALHOUN AND PRESTON LITERARY SOCIETIES , CARLISLE SPARTANBURG, S. C, NOVEMBER, 1919 Entered al ihe Poslofficz, Spartanburg, S. C, as Second Class Matter Staff A. Stokes King (Carlisle) Editor-in-Chief j. C. Watson (Preston) Business Mancger E. C. Mitchell (Calhoun) Literary Editor J. K. Hodges (Carlisle) Staff Artist W. Ward (Carlisle) Assistant Literary Editor A. J. DillarD (Calhoun) Assistant Business Manager L. E. PuRDY (Preston) Cii culation Editor J. W. Potts (Calhoun) Exchange Editor W. Phillips (Carlisle) Advertising Manager R. H. Rollings (Preston) Assistant Editor-in-Chief W. Ward (Carlisle) y. M. C. A. Editor ADDRESS Editor-in-Chief Carlisle Hall, phone 1603 Business Manager Spartanburg, S. C, ' phone 1603 Contributions for the Literary Department must be handed to the editors by the first of each month. Short stories, essays and poems are solicited, and this department is open to every student. Four medals are given by the Staff during the year. A short story medal is given to the member of the Junior or Senior Classes submitting the best short story from those classes, and alto to the member of the Freshman or Sophomore Classes submitting the best short story from those classes. One medal is given for the best essay coming from any student, and one for the best poem. Subscription per year, $1.50; single copies, 20 cents. for advertising rates, see or write the advertising manager (196) JOURNAL STAFF (197) (199) Members Dr. H. N. Snyder, Honorary President Wofford College B. F. CarmichAEL Senior Class, Carlisle Society, Y. M. C. A., Student Body, Carlisle Hall Executive Committee W. P. Hood • • • Junior Class J. O. Smith Sopho more Class J. R. Adams • ■ ■• Freshman Class J. W. Potts Calhoun Society, Carlisle Hall Executive Committee P. S. PeeplES Preston Society R. L. Stuart Calhoun Society, Honor System Committee W. Ward Carlisle Society H. L. Harvin Preston Society H. R. Phillips Calhoun Society A. S. King Carlisle Society, Intercollegiate Debate Council E. H. King Carlisle Society, Debating Club E. C. Mitchell Calhoun Society W. L. BozEMAN . Preston Society R. W. Davis Debating Club M. W. Lever Ministerial Band J. C. Watson Preston Society (200) (201) (203) (203) (206) Officers Mrs. a. G. Blotcky Diredress O. B. Simmons A. T. Moore Manager W. C. HrRBERT Firitl Tenors L. E. PURDY R. A. HlGGONS A. T. MooRE W. H. Green H. R. Phillips Personnel Second Tenors M. C. Pearson E. H. Tatum O. B. Simmons W. L. Gray, Jr. J. O. Smith Second Biss . Musical Manager Advertising Manager First Bass W. C. Herbert J. W. F. L. G. T. Phillips Nelson Osborne S. A. Lanham L. C. Sanders R. Floyd L. Rogers Jazz Orchestra M. C. Pearson Piano W. H. Green Violin H. R. Phillips Cornet R. A. Hiogons Mandolin O. B. Simmons Mandolin A. T. Moore .... ... Mandolin J. W. Phillips Ukulele F. L. Nelson Guitar S. A. Lanham Flute G. T. Osborne Snare Drum Quartet Lanham Pearson Purdy Osborne Carroll Brown Pianist J. O. Smith Reader J. W. Phillips Reader M. C. Pearson Soloist W. C. Herbert Soloist (207) MISS HILDA RANDOLPH Clee Club Sponsor (208) (209) Debating Club Officers FIRST TERM E. H. King President B. F. Carmichael Vke-Presidenl L. O, Clinkscales Secrelar]) Waldo Lever Criiic T. J. Casque .... ... Reporter SECOND TERM R. W. Davis President S. V. Gable Vice-President T. J. Gasque Secretary W. W. Snipes Critic B. T. Sanders ■ Reporter Members E. B. Goodwin C. B. GWYNN C. M. SruART W. C. Herbert A. H. Best G. R. Floyd B. B. LlTTLEJOHN W. A. Black H. F. Duncan A. A. WOFFORD J. F. HOFFMEYER C. H. Love G. E. W. L. R. A. J. M. J. K. F. B. T. L. C. F. C. H. C. F. H. S. C. D. A. R. Parrott Staley Elrod ClARK-SON Hodges Register Taylor Barlow McLiN Barlow Floyd Gasque Livingston E. C. Kirkland R. L. Shumpert H. L. Kingman Roy Ott B. B. Oliver V. E. Bentley H. Fields C. B. Smith A. C. Gramling F. L. Nelson M. L. Owens P. S. Peeples (210) (211) Wofford Fitting School Alumni Officers Peter Peeples PresiJenl, 75 E. H. King Vlce-PresiJenl, ' 16 G. D. PettIT Secretar ' and Treasurer, ' 16 Graduates, ' 1 6 O. H. Hatchett R. W. Neighbour J. H. Pitt?, Jr. R. Y. Waldrep Leon Wannamaker Graduates, ' 17 C. G. King . G. E. Parrott W. C. Herbert H. V. Rast Guy Nelson I. P. Jeter A. H. Best, Jr. Graduates, ' 18 H. p. Shippey J. L. Rogers E. K. Hall J. C. Clarkson P. Knox W. J. Smith L. S. Pressly M. S. Gleaton W. Earle C. B. GWYNN W. L. Gray A. M. Eaddy A. R. Livingston H. B. Bryant Graduates, ' 19 G. McFadden H. Griffin A. L. Forth C. J. Knight W. L. Grant J. D. Parler C. B. Gross D. S. Stackhouse K. S. Covington J. L. Taylor M. M. Player L. E. Vinters (212) (213) The Pipe D ' reamers Club Officers J. DiLLARD, Jr President G. A. Carlisle Vice-President R. C. Lucas Secretary and Treasurer Members Boyle Thompson Kearse BOZEMAN Lucas DlLLARD Harper Stoddard Murph Blair OSBORN Gray Prather Simpson Tatum Stuckey ' Moore Rollins Rollings Carlisle Barlow Smith Holler Turnipseed Becc Holler McGee Clark Simmons Zimmerman Phillips (214) (215) J (216) . 1 otto ave SciurosAi fiie irg;ine . f ASSORTED I ' ' f ' KUTS ' ' CLUB (217) (218) (219) 1 (223) CLARENDON COUNTY CLUB; i S H ROLLlNtS (224) (225) (226) (227) (228) CJTOPOO) COUNTY aUB (229) ( Officers ■ ,; Royal High Patriarch: ' - : ' Mount Mitchell RoyAL PATRiftRfH ' ' 7 Hl-POCKETPiTTS ' Chiff £mBE: . DAfAYU HOLLERl Keeper oftheJudaj ' MftSeOTT: Amos Sxee7eb AoTTO: A.P.O.N ' Y ' - AMBiTiowTo Shi aaw Without 5hakin PiacfOfWitfing Ouk Secret Jim. OFWlFtTjNG: ANYTIN(E,A.Of. tD Okfect: ToPainf Laijrins ! ' ripwFR - On ION To PS CoLQii: Pmm 1) AE oRlM- To HcMio LwJRtNs (230) (231) (232) (233) (234) (235) (236) (237) OUR IDEA OF no-man ' s LAN D (238) ANANIAS LAMPOON MoHo : Ad Hades cum sapientia Weather : Fair and warmer if not cold and cloudy Vol. I WOFFORDIA, SUNDAY, FEB. 31, 1920 No. 1 , the only one HALL MANAGEMENT VERY EXTRAVAGANT I WILL STARVEM, SPECIAL INVESTI- GATOR, UNEARTHS FACTS CARMICHAEL RESIGNS FROMPRESIDENCY EXPECTS TO ENTER THE MINISTRY IS REPORTED After several months ot pains- taking investigation, I. Will Starv- em, agent for the Republic of Woffordia, has disclosed that Car- lisle Hall is being run on a grossly extravagant basis. According to the startling reve- lations of the agent, boarders in Carlisle Hall are given almost half as much as they pay for, a thing entirely out of keeping with the principles of the authorities. Fur- thermore, it is alleged that all of the boarders get enough to eat at least once a month. The food also is entirely too rich for students. Liver and bacon is recommended just once a day instead of twice. It is also charged that the corn- bread is too light and delicate, and that its specific gravity is 5 instead of 10, which is the re- quired heaviness. The manage- ment is said to have changed the brand of molasses, colloquially known as zip, once in the last three years, a needless waste. The management, the investigation said, had not increased the qual- ity of the fare since the increase in price was demanded. This, he said, was a very commendable feature, since the men were al- ready getting too much to eat and that there must be a well defined vacancy in the vast interiors of students to result in any great de- gree of mental efHciency. The attitude of the boarders at Carlisle Hall was very offensive, continued Mr. I. Will Starvem. They all, without exception, thought that there should be (Continued on Page 5) HADES COMPANY ACQUIRES CHAPEL Plan to Make a Pleasure Resort for Pedagogues. One of the biggest business deals in the history of Woffordia was consummated here today when a contract was signed be- tween the management of Wof- ford College and the Hades Con- solidated Amusement Company of Hades, granting an infinity lease to the amusement company of the W ' ifford College Chapel. Accord- ing to information given out by Ml . Lucifer Liable, manager of the aforesaid corporation, i lans are under way to move tlie chapel to Hades, where it is to be situ- ated in one of the amusement parks there. He stated that they were particularly fortunate in se- curing this addition to the already up-to-date equipment. As every one readily understands the cli- mate in Hades is said to be ex- tremely hot and dry. The man- agement contemplates using the chapel as a sort of cooling resort. For the last seventy years the chapel has been storing up ex- treme cold. It has never been warm except on a few special oc- casions at. commencement when the auditorium somewhat thawed. According to experts there is enough accumulated frigidness stored up in the chapel to last (Continued on Page 5) What promises to be one of the most astounding sensations of re- cent political life in the Republic ot Woffordia was the resignation last night of Benlamin Forrest Carmichael, known to frien(J.= and others as Mike, from the presi- dencyan order to enter the min- istry as a missionary to the he athen around Mullins, S. C. According to reporters, ex-Pres- ident Carmichael intends to or- ganize a body of godly men, im- bued with the same deep convic- tions that he has, and lead a cru- sade of evangelization to Mullins and other points of darlcness. W. G. Smitli, for years a well known parson and apostle of enlightment, and who was at one time affiliated with Mr. Carmichael in the Y. M. C. A. at college, is to be his co- worker in evangelism. While the unlocked for resigna- tion of President Carmichael caused great consternation among the citizens here, men who have known him intimately say that they were not surprised, as he has always shown a great interest in religious affairs. In college, as President of the Y. M. C. A., his fervent prayers and spiritual ap- peals did much toward leading his flock along the straight and nar- row way. He is said to favor a life of celibacy for the clergy, and he intends to set the example for the rest of his ministerial asso- ciates. It is supposed that his new du- ties will begin at once. 2 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON WELL-KNOWN CANDI- DATE MAKES RACE Annoutiees for Coroner of Dillon Countj-. Dillon, Feb. 30. — (Special.) — Undaunted by defeat, Hannibal Duncan, candidate at large, lias announced for the thirteenth time for Coroner of Dillon County. He is confident of election this time, he says, having acquired a new system since his last defeat. Though a disappointed seeker after this and other coveted hon- ors, Mr. Duncan reinains the same sweet, smiling personality. It goes without saying that he has a host ot friends who will wish him success in this, his la test political venture. He has, in spite of hi.s political fiascoes, been prominent in all movements. His picture is often seen in the forefront of all gath- erings of representative men. In college Mr. Duncan showed the possibilities that he has since developed in private life. He was always a good sport, never mind- ing the slightest loss, even in a friendly game. It was here that he earned his name of Fish. It was in the social life of college that Mr. Duncan was a prominent figure, having had to the certain knowledge of everyone at least two dates in three years at Con- verse. He was known, liowever, for his persistence and spirit of forgiveness after any rebuff, be- lieving that all things come to liim who waits. His many friends trust that success will dog his footsteps. INJUNCTION AGAINST LOCAL CONCERN Aerial I angiiage Co. Defendants In Important Case. Late yesterday an injunction was served against the Aerial Language Co., prohibiting them from doing further business until their case is tried before tlie Su- preme Court. The injunction was served on complaint of A. G. Rem- bert, J. A. Chiles, J. A. Gamewell and A. M. DuPre, wlio charge that the defendants have conspired to ruin their lousiness of teaching languages of sundry sorts by sell- ing devices for the rapid transla- tion of all texts, however difficult. As long as students were content to use only the humble pony and jack which were more slow mov- ing the pedagogs were satisfied to PECULIAR MAN FOUND LIVING IN A CAVE Claims to Have Been a Greek Professor. Powder Mill, Feb. 30. — (Special.) In a sparsely populated part of the country in the environs of Inman, a small, heavily bearded man, living in a cave, was discov- ered late yesterday by a party Of liunters returning from shooting wild boars in the savage wilds above Bishopton. The strange her- mit gave his name as O. L. Pedp.- gogue, after much quizzing, and stated that he had once been a professor of Greek at a well known college of South Carolina. After some persuasion he ven- tured from the darkness of the cave, where the hunters had been attracted by the odor of a vicious pipe, and began a disjointed re- cital of his history. It appears that at one time O. L. Pedagogue was a professor of Greek Language and Literature at College. He had been very enthusiastic in recommending the dusty course to unwary Freshmen, and had enticed many into the Hellenic trap by his specious ar- guments. According to him, Greek was the Shibboleth to success, the password to Paradise. But as j ears went by and intelligence among tlie youthful increased, fewer and fewer were entrapped into this labyrinth. But, alas; for those who were. There was no hope for them but to take more and more of the gripping torture until finally the luckless students became as mentally deranged as the professor. Finally a Theseus arose who was to be a savior of the victims to this minotaur of the twentieth century. A youth clad in the armor of a disarming smile, and with the weapon of a ready tongue and a flashing wit, organ- ized a Soviet among his fel- lows, and met with the professor. They argued with him and dug and delved in the dust of the dead subject until they showed the wayward man that there was no longer virtue in the study of Greek. Oppressed by the sense of his error, he fled in the night and had lived a life of lonely penance in the murky cave, consoled only by the companionship of his rank and reeking pipe. let matters rest. However, with the advent of this aerial method they are unable to assign a lesson too difficult for translation, and their very existence is threatened. The case promises to be one of nation-wide interest. NEW CORPORATION IS FORMED Will Deal In Aids to Language Students. At a meeting of a number of in- terested parties held yesterday a coiporation called the Aerial Lan- guage Co. was formed to deal in the latest and most up-to-date means of helping language stu- dents pass their courses. It is understood that heretofore such students have had to depend on the time honored, but extremely clumsy and slow, ponies and jacks for their translations. Hereafter the new corporation will supply the latest form of motor driven vehicles of translation for Latin, Greek, German and French. The new devices are said to excel In efficiency and speed and to far surpass anything ever before put upon the market. Most of the de- vices work on the airplane prin- ciple. Prominent stockholders in the Aerial Language Co. are Mase Johnson, H, V. Rast, Ben Oliver, C. B. Smith, I. B. Lever, the en tire Latin class, most Greek stu- dents, and 200 others. TWO SMALL BOYS ARE ARRESTED Willie Bozeman and I ' liil riiillips Convicted ot Pilfering:. When his honor, the Mayor, rapped for order this morning in the city court, two small boys, giving their names as Willie Boze- man and Phil Phillips, were led in by a stalwart policeman who said that he had arrested them in Professor Dunk Wallace ' s straw- berry patch on the previous night. They were trying to rob him of his ' berries under cover of dark- ness by means of a flashlight. It was alleged that the culprits had been connected with many other offenses of a like nature, both having on several occasions been caught in the dining room of Car- lisle Hall, attempting to pilfer milk and other eatables. Both are expert milkers and pleaded guilty at once of having milked the fac- ulty ' s cows. Both boys swore, however, that Prof. Dunk ' s cow never gave a drop of milk, being a very frugal Scotch cow. After hearing the arsuments of the defendants, the Mayor sen- tenced Willie and Phil to cultivate assiduously the garden of the pro- fessor in question and not to touch a berry for three months. THE ANANIAS LAMPOO N LOCAL NEWS OF VITAL INTEREST Dr. Bember-t Makes Disco vei-y •Dr. Rembert, after propounaing the momentous question to every class every time they met for the past Nth years, as to which came first, the hen or the egg, has at last concluded, after perceiving a Carlisle Hall egg with his olfac- tory senses, that it must have been the eg-g. Comes to Unliapp.v End The funeral of the Wofford Y. M. C. A. was held yesterday amid the sorrowful grief of its sole member, Polly Parrott. The de- ceased has for years been drag- ging out a gradually dwindling existence, and last Friday it gasped its last. Its demise is mourned by its f. rmer presidents. No member of the faculty was present, since no posters announc- ing the decease were sent around to the campus homes. Phenomenon in Physics 2 Only fifteen members of Peg Shuler ' s 2:30 Physics Class went to sleep during his lecture yester- day. He rigged them all up to an induction coil and kept them awake by periodic shocks. Unusual Performance of Bell The college bell rang today one minute before the Psychology hour was up, a thing that hasn ' t hap- pened in 3 9 years. It is reported that the bell ringer has fled for parts unknown. Greater Comfort for English Students Couches and cushions have been placed in the English room, so that the students may sleep more comfortably during Dr. Pugh ' s erudite lectures on Fenimore Cooper. It is expected that a superior class of dreams will be produced henceforth during the English hour. Has Sympathy of All Heinle is confined to his room today with mumps, never having had such childish and puerile dis- eases in his youth. All his stu- dents are deeply sorrowful and wish that he would recall the sympathetic remarks which he made to sufferers with the same malady. Found His Quarter Work of raking the leaves from the campus will not continue any longer. Dunk has found his lost quarter, and has ordered the rakers to desist from further labors. Managrer Hart Makes E.vperiment Manager Hart got up as early as 9 o ' clock today and ate dinner with the common herd. He says that he has not discontinued the practice of having his meals served in his room, but wishes to condescend in order to get a true knowledge of the masses of the populace. Hooks Still Playing Shylock Hooks Odom collected ten dollars from gullible victims in the Back Latin Class, distributed ample translations, assigned six books of Cicero for the next les- son, and gave the required unit credits to all who paid up in ad- vance. Students Will Also Meet Class It is reported that Clink will meet his 7 o ' clock class in as- tronomy tomorrow for the first time. Since the weather has warmed up, students will also meet this class. Class Overcome With Emotion Graveyard Chiles told a joke in the German Class today. All of thg students weie so surprised at the unexpected happening that the class had to be dismissed to overcome its emotions. 3 Important Matter Settled The wise men of Gotham met in solemn and secret conclave last week, and after much lengthy consideration of all sides of the weighty and all important ques- tion, its relation to world condi- tions and possible effects on the stock markets of the world, al- though fearing a crash on the Bourse in Paris, decided to select the membership of the Senior Or- der of Gnomes at once. This se- lection has always given rise to civil Strife and internecine war- fare and it is a matter which only the wisest and most august per- sonages are allowed to pass upon. News of this potent decision was flashed to all parts of the civilized world by wii ' eless, and even Mars is understood to be making an ef- fort to learn the names of the a ointees. Undertakes Missionary Work At a recent meeting of the Min- isterial Band a motion was made and carried that the band go in a body to Soviet Clemson, in or- der to do missionary work among the heathen. Much good is ex- pected to result. Seniors Breaking Precedent Ray Neighbour and Dewey Petit were caught working on an ex- periment in Quantitative Analysis yesterday. Such an occurrence is a strange phenomenon and caused widespread comment. Library Much Disturbed A great commotion broke the sepulchral silence of the library this morning. It was caused by the unexpected scraping of a chair. That was the most noise that had been heai d there since its founding. To Fight Radicalism It is remarked that the faculty is much perturbed over the spread of the seeds of radicalism frorn a neighboring institution. Drastic preventive steps have been taken 4 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON to curb the growth of the Soviet spirit recently discovered here, whose avowed object is to depose all professors and to ap- point instructors from among their own number. In future no red flags, red neckties, or even red litmus will be permitted on the campus. As a step toward curb- ing- the unrest, liver and onions, a rare delicacy, is being fed to the hungry students. Noted Specialist Here Dr. I. Brainem, the noted alien- ist, will be here next week to make sanity tests among the students. Friends will be sorry to learn that Wilson Phillips- has been called out of town for the week. ITniisual Di.scover.v The Reverend Waldo Lever, noted evangelist and farmer in the Hog Wallow District of Berkeley County, while digging potatoes re- cently in the graveyard of his parish was surprised to unearth a skull. It Avas perfectly solid and of the most, beautiful ivory. It is thought to be the skull of one n|- his distinguished predecessors. HANNIBAL IN DIRE STRAITS stranded in tlie Alps With Only Two Elephants l eft — All Suffer From Cold. (By Our Special Correspondent, Rip Van Winkle. ) (In a wireless dispatch today from the Alps Prof. Joseph Au- gustus Gamewell was notified of the death of Hannibal ' s last ele- phant as a result of the cold of the Italian spring. Livy, a special friend of the professor, notified him. ) Stranded high in the Alps, suf- fering the intense cold of the Ital- ian spring in the higher Alps. Hannibal and his army are suffer- ing untold hardships and priva- tions. Livy, militai ' y spy of the Romans, visited them and has brought back an astonishing tale to Rome. Livy. being the special friend of Prof. Gamewell of Wof- ford College, is preparing to send an account of what he saw to him by wireless. At present Rome is preparing to attack Hannibal by airplane, with Julius Caesar as squadron commander, but it is understood that Cmcinnatus is not in favor of the above plan. He favors sending the Gracchi broth- ers in command of the gas divi- sion to annihilate the hostile army unless they surrender in the mean- time to St. Jer ' ime, the noted dip- lomat, who is negotiating with Hasdrubal by psychic means. In tlie meanwhile Hannibal is making a desperate effort to drag his long range guns into play by means of his two remaining ele- phants, but no amount of prodding in the sensitive anatomy of the elephants will produce results. It is rumored that President Wilson has sent an ultimatum to both Hannibal and Scipio, de- manding that all the peoples in- volved have the right of self-de- termination. ' Universal University THE ANANIAS LAMPOON 5 Persanal News Mr. Hillis R. Phillips has re- turned from a brief business trip to Greenville,, where be has ac- cepted an important position with Greenville Woman ' s College. Mr. Harry Harvin has begun the practice of his profession at the thriving little town of Pinewood. Mr. Harvin is one of Pinewood ' s most prominent scien tific farmers. Mrs. R. li. Stuart is spending a few days as the guest of Mrs. A. S. King in the suburbs of Ashe- ville, where Mr. King is a promi- nent real tstate dealer. Little Deforest Carmichael, the son of Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Car- michael of Pie Swamp, is visiting his grandparents in the city. Hannibal Duncan, the famous short story writer, is on the cam- pus to deliver a lecture on The Sloppiness of Slushy Loving. Mr. Duncan is pleasantly remembered as one of the noted contributors of the Wofford Journal. Dr. A. T. Moore paid a pro- fessional call on the children of Mr. B. F. Carmichael, who are suffering from malnutrition. News has been received here of the astonishing results of Mr. H. H. Ellis ' experiments in growing sugar beets. Farmer Ellis prom- ises sweetness for Saluda county hereafter. Mrs. J. G. Snelling is spending some time here with friends. She is on her way from Palm Beach, where Mr. Snelling is a noted waiter in a famous hotel. Editor L. B. Wright of the Slander Herald passed through the city today en route for the con- vention of newspaper yarnsters at New Orleans. Col. R. W. Davis of Davistown was seen on the streets today re- galing his friends with stories of the size of potatoes in his village. To Wed Next Month Mr. and Mrs. Will Gadabout an- nounce the •jngagement of their daughter. Dizzy, to Mr. Woodrow Ward of Sizzle Sand, Darlington County, the wedding to take place in June. Mr. Ward is remembered here as a prominent divine and evan- gelist of the Seventh Day Ad- ventist Church. He is thought to have become a convert to Mor- monism since. HADES COMPANY ACQUIRES CHAl ' El. (Continued from Page 1) - through the rest of eternity, even in so warm a locality as the nether regions. The Hades Consolidated Amuse- ment Company makes a specialty of catering to ex-college profes- sors, having a large number of regular patrons, especially among those who in former times were wont to flunk senioi-s. It is thought that the new addition to tills cool resort will be very popu- lar among the restless members of the teaching class. Here they will have a cool and shady recess in which to spend their idle mo- ments, gossiping convivially to- gether as they drink their refresh- inL ' flagons of molten flint rocks, undisturbed by the glare of burn- ing brimstone without. Certainly, in the opinion of the best informed there is no danger of the chapel ever thawing out to the degree that it will ever be comfortable to any mortal. Therefore it is thought that it will be ideally .suited for pedagogues. HAl.L MANAfiEJIENT VERY EXTRAVAGANT (Continued from Page 1) enough bread to go around at every meal. They did not seem to relish the bacon at all, which is stewed swimming in savory grease, and some even demanded that the oleomargarine be not over thirteen years old. In fact, the general attitude of the students was one of arrogant fault finding. Never were such Epicureans and Bybarites seen before. Another astounding thing was their demand that the steam heat be turned on before class time on very cold mornings. But what was worse than that, there were some who required hot water for bath- ing at least once a week. Hot water once a week is too e.Ktrava- .gant. They should use cold water, as the hall manager said that he had been wont to do, during his short sojourn at West Point. lu short, the conditions at Car- lisle Hall were deplorable. Mr. I. Will Starvem recommend- ed that the diet be further re- duced, but stated that plenty of plain, faucet water should be given for drinking purposes, for Fat pouches make lean pates. And dainty bits make rich the ribs. But bankrupt quite the wits. b T, A S£TTE Dog, Ho KAME. IS H VQ Two ye VRs o lo , BE TIVrk IM THE 5( J VQ, One tye ooT, Thp other C ass, T oUR WfVlTE FEEX, F Ne FOf? HiSCUASS , H AO BUWEO OUT, BACK C VEt) It , A DARN QootDoQ -FotlTXETiX  f6 ' 5 «• Yov Caht Drive a AjAlL wiTh a SPoN e Vo AATTEfK How f ' Y You 8 OAK iT. ..ll 6 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON ANANIAS LAMPOON The Offleial Organ of the Republic of Woffordia Truth, Half-Truth and No Truth Published Just Once — Nevermore Offices at 1000 Insanity Row, Woffordia Subscription Rates By Carrier All We can Get By Mail Yet a Little More Advertising Rates on Application. Caveat emptor Member of Disassociated Press Entered at Post OfHce at Wof- fordia as no-class matter. All rights preserved according to the Food Drug Act. Staff Alfred Ananias ...Editor-in-Chief A. Ivnutt City Editor Fuller Bull Society Editor A. Bonehead Adv. Manager Ima Liar Telegraph Editor U. R. A. Phule. .. .Literary Editor EDITORIALS Tlie Modern Woman The modern woman is a sub,1ect that is often treated — diplomatic- ally. She it is who makes the world ' s wheels go round and sets the universe aright. The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world, some one has said. That was very true in bygone days, but now the cradle is rocked by electricity and the hand that once rocked it is tapping a typewriter, casting a vote or playing bridge. Although the world has pro- gressed a great Seal since Eve ruled it, there have been few changes in the characteristics of woman. The great difference has been in dress and other outward differ- ences. Eve wore flg leaves, the modern woman has discarded even them. Adam could comfort- ably I ' est under the shade of a palm tree, contentedly smoking his corn cob pipe without the everlasting fear that a bill collec- tor would run him down. One of the anomalies of modern life is just why when a woman ' s dress grows shorter the price goes higher. By 1930 the dress will have disappeared and the price will have reached above the head of the average man. According to the latest information from Paris, a three-inch gi rdle is to be worn next season. Whether there will be anything else worn was not stated. Presumably hats are to be larger than usual, as the area to be sun-burned will be larger. By the way, while speak- in.g of hats, why is it that the woman of today attaches more importance to what goes on the head than what goes in it? The modern girl starts out by saying that she wants to make a ca- reer and never expects to marry. That ' s the type that usually winds up as secretary to her husband. Children. with the modei-n woman of the upper strata, are extremely unpopular. Poodles are so much more satisfactory pets and are less trouble. And then to- be congenial, associates should have the same tastes and degree of intellectuality. The human race is divided into three sexes, men, women and old maids. It has been noted that there has been a marked growth in the latter class in the last sev- eral years. Probably the war has had some effect on this abnormal condition, since the economic law of supp ' y and demand is inexor- able and the man supply has sadly diminished. Statistics show that flS.fi9!) per cent of all old maids have done what they could to pre- vent their condition; fate has been against them. The other .001 per cent declared that they believed marriage to be the root of all evil. If the high cost of living, loving and dressing doesn ' t backslide there will be mighty little evil left. Tlip Tiitellpctiial Collegian ' The hope of the nation is in the college man, for the collegian is the man who has the brains. Even thoi ' gh he has no brains to begin with, after the influence of a few years spent in college he imbibes enough sense to fool even an nnatomi. ' . t ana make him 1 elieve there is something inside his head besides solid ivory. There is something savoring of the intel- lectual in the atmosphere of a col- lege and especially a dormitory where boys are permitted to exist, hope to eat. and have their being together. There thrown together constantly they are permitted to discuss the great questions and is- sues of I he day until even the casual listener is thoroughly fa- miliar with the mighty problems that perplex the age. For how is a man to be a dy- namic personality and a powerful leader without knowing the base- ball scores of all the college teams for the past ten years? Surely in no other environment would- a man be able to acquire this val- uable information than in a col- lege. Such problems of moment as the latest fad in the height of hat crowns and the exact number of scams that the back of a sport coat should have are also con- stantly discussed and decided upon in council assembled. Then again there is the ever present question of how the latest dance step is executed, and which is preferable, the tickle toe or tlie camel walk. Without the sojourn of four years within the college walls a man would necessarilx grow up in ut- ter ignorance of the above essen- tials to success and would be han- dicapped through lite. Aside from the purely intellec- tual side of his education, the col- lege man receives an education in practical politics. He learns in the strenuous struggle for prefer- ment and college honors how to smile pleasantly at his enemies and pretend friendship for those whom he detests. Certainly the nation need have no fears in de- pending on tlie college man for leadership. As To Free Verse and Free Love The world today is suffering from too much free verse and too little love of any sort, much less of the free sort. The high cost of living has about driven the lovers out of business. The discouraged lovers have all gone into the busi- ness of writing their woes in free verse, that is to say, verse whicli they submit for printing gratis, without charge. In our opinion a heavy tax should be placed on it, and the authors incarcerated for the period of his or her insanity. Amy Lowell was the original prophetess of vers libre. To her disciples anything without rhyme is free verse from a laundry ticket to a concert program. Thei-e is a periodic eruption of poets, free and otherwise, every spring. We wish to urge upon our esteemed lawmakers the passage of a law making such atrocities a crime. According to the latest definition free verse is all verse which costs the hearer or reader nothing. There is an abundance of it. Our idea is to charge all the would-be poets a dollar a line for the stuff, thereby giving periodicals a fruit- ful field of income. When it comes to free love, that is another story. Our definition of free love is that form of love which does not necessitate the spending of something over three times the luckless suitor ' s income, upon his fiancee before marriage in order to impress her with the fact that he is the right man for her. In this age there is no such thing as free love; it costs something to be a lover nowadays. In the days of our grandfathers, when the old gentleman hitched up Dobbin and drove five miles to see Nancy the THE ANANIAS LAMPOON 7 high cost of theatre parties was not a subject for worry. Neither did the latest models in limousines and roadsters cause him sleepless nights; old Dobbin had the same stream lines -in 1S43 that he liad in 1842. When grandad wanted to send Nancy a posie lie didn ' t have to go to a fashionable florist and buy American beauties at $20 per dozen; he just picked a bunch of hollyhocks and carried them to her. And the funny part about it all was that Nancy appreciated them. What would ycur girl do if you carried her hollyhocks? No, loving is an expensive process in this fast age. Now when you are lying awake at night wonder- ing liow you are going to pay your bill for Huyler ' s. can you imagine how your grandad felt after a c andy pulling frolic? Verily it was bliss to be alive in tliat by-gone age and to be a lover. This old world may be headed for the rocks of radicalism, but it won ' t be be- cause of free love; it costs more than ever before. O, you are the Fountain of Youth, my love. The glistening fountain of life. But, listen, to tell you the truth, my love, I ' d hate to have you for a wife. To cater to your sweet tooth, my love, My watch and my pin were sold. Sure you ' re the Fountain of Youtli, my love. But I ' m not a fountain of gold. Sam ' s girl is wild and swift, My girl is slow. Sam ' s girl wears naught but sillc, My girl wears calico. Sam ' s girl is bad and beautiful. My girl is sweet and good. Do you think I ' d trade my girl for Sam ' s? Well, you would , too! IMPERTINENT PARAGRAPHS Smart society is made up of the worldly, the fleshy and the devil- ish. This year ' s Glee Club was a howling success. A statesman is a dead politician. Old King Cole Is a sad old soul. And a sad old soul is he. His bowl is taboo. His tobacco is too. And on strike are his fiddlers three. A sympathizer is a man that ' s for you as long as it costs noth- ing. 7 All work and no plagiarism makes a dull parson. There was a young man from the West Who loved a young lady with zest. So hard did he press lier. To make her say, Yes, sir, That he broke three cigars in his vest. The dentist is one who pulls the teeth of others to obtain employ- ment for his own. The more one sees of some men the more one likes dogs. One swallow doesn ' t make a summer, but it fireaks a New Year ' s resolution. It takes a girl a long time to learn that flirtation is attention without intention. « « There was an old man in a hearse Who mui mured, This might have been worse. Of course the expense Is simply immense. But it doesn ' t come out of my purse. The difference between a Jew and a banana is that you can skin only the banana. A newspaper man named Fling Could, make copy from any old thing, But the copy ne wrote Of a five dollar note Was so good he is now in Sing Sing . His sister called him Willie, His mother called him Will, But when he went to college. To Dad ' twas Bill, Bill, Bill! Wiatld.ve Mean, Cassius? All women who are planning to wear clothes this spring will be interested in the announcement from Paris that Paris fashions show severe lines. — New York Evening Mail. The deceased wiped the blood oft his lips with his handkerchief. — Sydney Record. The first duty of the American people is to prepare the youth of the land for the bottle of life. — Skagit County (Wash.) Times. A faculty is a body of men sur- rounded by red tape. Great aches from little toecorns grow. ♦ For Shame, Aiig:ustus Augustus Fitzgibbons Moran Fell in love with Maria McCann. With a yell and a whoop He cleared the front stoop Just ahead of her papa ' s brogan. ♦ ♦ + Our Idea of E.vtravagance There was a young girl named O ' Neill, Who went up in a great Ferris wheel : But when halt way around She looked at the ground. And it cost her an eighty-cent meal. (Continued on Page 8) A REAL JOKE 8 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON LITERARY FEATURES TOODLES OF TKOY A Musical Medley for rrofessors of Classics ACT I (The crest of lofty Olympus. Asbestos ascends discovering stage. Gods, etc., at banquet.) Zeus: Thou shalt have no other gods except me. Apollo: And me. Diana: And me. Etc. Song: Zeus and Chorus: When Juno jiggs a jazz before us. Deftly as a Dinosaurus. Minerva: The Greeks deceive the Trojans by an equine image graven in wood. Zeus (sucking nectar through a tunnel): Foul Horse Play! Song: Venus and Chorus: Since Charon raised the rates on the Stygian Ferry. Venus (unconsciously adopting the Sapphic Strophe): Ye, whose might is mathematics Tell me in a few quadratics, How to deal with Troy ' s fanatics. Apollo (replying in the lesser Wheatinic Strophe): Given: the product of the means. Oh, Venus, why go to extremes? Zeus (interrupting the brawl in blank verse) : ACT II (Within the walls of Troy. Enter . Damius and Phulemides, grammarians. ) structure, yet complete. Dam : Small wonder warriors ai-e yellin ' For our handsome Helen. Phule: Ay. she possesses all the niceties of an irregular verb. Dam: Different from others in Phule: She has such futuristic eyes. Dam: And such an absolutely ablative expression. Phule: And such a perfect sub- junctive. (Cap pistol goes off nearby: they flee the city by the east postern.) ACT III Another part of the city. Clash of arms is heard, together with the shout of dead warriors, the blowing of steam whistles, and the ghastly crackle of peanut shells. ) Enter Zeus and Chorus: Song: Shermanides was right, combat is Plutonic (exeunt). Enter Paris: Priam! Priam: Here I am! (Enter Priam.) How tides the battle? Paris: Bad, father, bad. Tid- dleyrumptides lies slain; with his person chopped in twain. And the Greeks are more numerous than fleece on a sheep dog. Priam: Hast thou partook of the combat? Paris: Mais, oui. Lodged be- hind a block of granite I hurled Homeric epithets at them. (Enter Helen and Hector fol- lowed by the Greeks. Achilles re- moves cornerstone from temple; brings down the house; tumult, alarum, tuba, hautboys play, also doughboys, bell buoys, etc.) (Curtain) An unquenchable student named Vaughn, As he crawled in bed just at daughn. Murmured low, with a sigh, Since the first of Juligh, My object in life has been gaughn ! IN MEMORIAM Oh, yet we trust that somehow good Is Prohibition ' s final goal, That this depression of the soul, Would vanish as all such things should. That Congress cannot pass an act Which will not have a tiny flaw. However small, we clutch the straw. And pray the wisli be born of fact. That not a cork is drawn in vain. That not a droji that runs to waste. But will at last bring back in haste. The After-day ' s delightful Pain. Behold, we drink not anything. We can but trust that wine shall fall At last — far oft — at last to ail. To those who have not had their fling. So runs our dream — but what are we ? Weak infants crying for a drink. Weak infants crying on the brink Of ProlTil ition ' s moistles.s sea. IMrEKTINENT l AKA il{AI llS ((T ' ontinued from Page 7) We Know Some in tlie Ministerial Band There was a pioi ' .s young priest Who lived almost wholly on yeast; For, he said, it is plain We must all rise again. And I want to get started at least. Carlisle Hall hash is the con- necting link between the animal and the vegetable kingdom. The cooing stops with the honeymoon, but the billing goes on forever. Here ' s to us that are here, to you that are there, and the rest of us everywhere. Here ' s to all the world, for fear some darn fool may take offense. A Striking Attitude ' THE ANANIAS LAMPOON 9 OUR SENIOR POETS Little dabs of powder, Little specks of paint. Make my lady ' s face Look what it ain ' t. — Woodrow Ward. I kissed her on the cheek. It seemed a harmless frolic, I ' ve been laid up a week, Jeffries says it ' s painter ' s colic. H. H. Ellis. ' Twas the month after Christmas, And Santa had flit; Came there tidings for father Which read: Please remit. — H. R. Phillips. The saddest words of tongue or pen May be perhaps, It might have been. Tlie sweetest words we know, by heck. Are only these, Enclosed, find check. R. L. Stuart, Jr. Our librarian is a genius. All the proof needed is that she is able to supply the books really wanted from the queer titles asked for. She gives our special correspondent the following as a few examples: As Asked for Correct Title Indecent Orders In Deacon ' s Orders She Combeth Not Her Head She Cometh Not, She Said Trial of a Servant Trail of the Serpent Essavs of a Liar Essays of Elia soap and Fables Aesop Fables Pocketbook ' s Hill Puck of Pooks Hill Dentist ' s Infirmary Dante ' s Inferno Holy Smoke Divine Fire Lame As a Roble Les Miserables God ' s Image in Mud God ' s Image in Man Pair of Saucers Paracelsus Pierre and His Poodle Pierre and His People There was a young lady named Maud, A very deceptive young fraud; She never was able To eat at the table. But out in the pantry — O Lord. — S. W. Gable. There was a young maiden of Si am Who said to her lover, young Kiam : If you kiss ' me of course You will have to use force. But God knows you ai-e stronger -than I am. — E. C. Mitchell. There was a young lady named Florence Who for kissing professed great abhorrence ; But when she ' d been kissed And found what she ' d missed. She cried till the tears came in torrents. — B. F. Carmichael. 10 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON IN THE VERNACULAR Mother tells me I use entirely too much slang. I deny the allegation. That ' s all ' bunk. She says I should read history and classics all the time; But I can ' t stand that dreary high-brow junk. When it comes to Aristotle, Plu- tarch and tlicse guys, How could I read them? For the love of Mike! To their gift of gab and faculty for slinging ink I ' m wise. But if she don ' t lay off me soon I ' ll strike. I shall say, Now. mother, ' get me ? ' And I ' ll give you an ' earful. ' If you don ' t ' dry up ' I ' ll ' beat it ' in a hurry. When you say that I read ' low- brow stuff entirely. That ' s all ' bull. ' I ' ve read Susan Lenox twice, So ' I should worry. ' When you say your offspring uses slang You ' re talking through your ' Knox. ' Though I know some things I say are ' full of pep, ' All the ' wise guys ' and the ' speed kings ' That travel with my ' gang ' Say I ' m ' stupid like a fox. ' And that ' s some ' rep. ' Things have changed since you were my age. Let me ' slip it to you straight. ' I may not. be ' hep ' to things that you admire; But you want to ' show some speed, ' old dear; You ' re ' tripping on your beard. ' Compared to you a snail ' s a ' ball of fire. ' Now you know I ' m ' nuts ' about vou. So don ' t let me ' get your goat, ' But Just think this over when you ' hit the hay. ' O, Wad ' some Po ' wer ' C-qi ' yp after the HA u THE ANANIAS LAMPOON 11 If you don ' t ' take a brace, ' dear, You ' ll be ' sunk ' ; you ' ll ' miss the boat. ' I don ' t want those ' muts ' to think that you ' re a ' jay. ' I don ' t ' hit- the booze ' or ' drag the weed, ' Or any of those ' things. ' Though I swing a very mean ' hoof, ' you ' ll agree, I ' m ' daffy ' over ' jaz ' bands, and I am a movie ' bug, ' But outside ol that you ' ll Tind no flies on me. ' Now, sweetie, don ' t get sore at me ' For all this ' line of talk ' That I ' ve added up and handed out to you. You ' wished it on yourself By telling- me that I use slang. And, ' on the level, ' I don ' t think I do. — Elsie Janis. TO THE BULLFROG Some poets sing of nightingales And others praise the lark; I laud the little bullfrog who Sings sweetly after dark. Small chanter of the summer swamps. How beauteous is thy lay! What joy to hear thy dulcet croaks Whilst lolling in the hay! The gentle gurglings of thy throat Make melody divine Which doth the heifer ' s maiden breast To amorous thoughts incline. The lovesick donlvey hears thy voice And bursts forth into song Which fills the calm and peaceful night With melodies gone wrong. A Bit of Ancient History OF INTEREST TO MEN Drought Belle ing Recipes (The recipes printed below are recommended for all who are af- flicted with an intolerable thirst. Any one of these compounds will assure freedom from all earthly care and an entirely new sensa- tion is guaranteed to all who try them. ) 1. For immediate effect: One teaspoonful of trinitrotoluol, fol- lowed by a half teaspoonful of nitrog-15 ' cerine. Take a hammer and hit yourself on your front elevation, centre, smartly. Y ' ' ou can go far on one application. 2. Half glass of ink, 1-4 glass of milk of magnesia, 1-8 glass of morphine, vaseline, gasoline, ben- zine and phosgene. One test tube of arsenic. Take one dose as an irritant — follow closely by a counter Irritant. The defendant will probably plead guilty. 3. Mix extract of agar-ag-ar with mucilage and add a little good ole mud to colour. Shake well. Pour jn a few drops of cone, sulphuric acid, and stir with a rabbit ' s fool. Add one fresh and one other egg-. Stir whole thing with a knife dipped in tur- pentine to preserve its plating, and swallow quickly. Send no flowers. 12 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON Why Professors Go Dippy (By Courtesy of the Faculty) Magna Charta said that the king had no right to bring soldiers into a lady ' s house and tell her to mind them. Wolsey saved his life by dying on the way from York to London. Tennyson wrote a poem called Grave ' s Energy. The plural of spouse is spice. Queen Elizabeth rode a white horse from Kenilworth through Coventry with nothing on, and Raleigh offered her his coat. When England was placed under an Interdict the Pope stopped all births, marriages and deaths for a year. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain. Liberty of conscience means doing wrong and not worrying about it afterwards. Landscape is what you run down the side of a house on when the house is afire. Skeleton is what you have left when you take a man s insides out and his outsides off. Ellipsis is when you forget to kiss. The tides are caused by the sun drawing the water out and the moon drawing it in again. The liver is the infernal organ of the body. A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending. A schoolmaster is called a pedigree. Richard II is said to have been murdered by some historians; his real fate is uncertain. Franklin ' s education was got by himself. He worked himself up to be a great literal man. He was also able to invent electricity. Franklin ' s father was a tallow chandelier. A mosquito is the child of black and white parents. Nicotine is so deadly a poison that a drop on the end of a dog ' s tail will kill a man. Wind is air in a hurry. Lincoln wrote the address while riding from Washington to Gettysburg on an envelope. The population of New England is too dry for farming. Anatomy is the human body, which consists of three parts, the head, the chist and the stummick. The head contains the eyes and brains, if any. The chist contains the lungs and a piece of liver. The stummick is devoted to the bowels, of which there are five, a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes w and y. Gender shows whether a man is masculine, feminine, or neuter. A deacon is the lowest kind of Christian. The Zodiac is the Zoo of the sky, where lions, goats, and other animals go after they are dead. Some of the West India Islands are subject to torpedoes. The imperfect tense in French is used to express a future action in past time which does not take place at all. The Complete Angler was written by Euclid because he knew all about angles. Gravitation is that which if there were none we should all fly away. A vacuum is a large empty space where the Pope lives. WHY SENIORS FLUNK THE ANANIAS LAMPOON (DB OGRAp«u OF V |@rootBA ? A )T ' TRACTICE P (3) 18 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON BOOK REVIEWS Psychology of the Soldier, by William Glenn Smith. MacMillan Co. In the above-named volume the author takes up an important question that has long disturbed scholars and deep thinkers. In his treatment of the subject he shows a remarkable knowledge of prac- tical psychology and has a deep insight into the life and habits of the soldier, due probably to his own long and arduous military ex- perience. An evidence of the deepest and most profound knowl- edge of psychology is evident on every page of this little book and the author has the knack of ex- pressing himself in an extremely clear and scientific manner. This book has aroused the scholarly in- terest of the entire world and is destined to probably outrank the late work by Einstein. Laugh and Grow Fat, by Peter Peeples. Houghton, Mifflin Co. Rarely is theie a work by a contemporary author which has aroused the unstinted praise of the above named book by Mr. Peeples. Probably the work has been over praised, but this is no doubt due to the ever increasing strain of optimism which runs from the first page throughout the book. In this volume of sagacious advice, the author, who, by the way, is a world famous humorist, has incorporated some of his own jolly, sparkling, effervescing )iu- mor and optimism. While the book is dedicated to very fat men like the author, even the lean will find much food for thought and matter for mirth in its pages. The Pentateuch, by Moses. Oxford University Press. Mr. Moses has scored a fair success with his new book, The Penta- teuch. His former work as edi- tor of The Ten Commandments: How to Know Them, gave him little opportunity for his racy narrative style, local color, and inimitable dialect, but he has done, on the whole, rather well in this new field. To be sure, there are those in this day and time who find the idea of any re- ligion unnecessary; we are of that number, because, in the modern world of machinery, there is no time for it. However, there are still some unfortunates who take comfort in religion, such stirring things as Ella Wheeler Wilcox ' s poetry, and Robert W. Chambers ' novels to the contrary notwith- standing. It is difficult to realize that any one should go to church or even have any sentiment about churches when there are such at- tractions as colored Sunday sup- plements. No matter what we may say against the Huns, we must give them credit for im- pressing upon us the uselessness of houses of worship, of religion, and of any religious beliefs. Therefore we can hope for no greac success for The Pentateuch. As a piece of writing it compares favorably in style with the work of Gene Stratton Porter or Harold Bell Wright; the plots, although not quite as ingenious as those of O. Henry, are nevertheless rather decent. Taken as a whole, it is not a badly written book on a limited subject; it will have a limited clientele — there are some people who will read anything — but it is certain that only a few copies will sell, and that the name and memory both of Mr. Moses and his misguided work will wither and evanesce. The Goneness of the Past, by unison Phillips. Henry Holt Co. Few writers have endeavored to deal with such intricate mat- ters of philosophy and metaphys- ics as Mr. Phillips has. Needless to say he has shown a remark- able degree of acumen and a far reaching knowledge of his subject that has surprised his contempo- raries and set the intellectual world agog. No writer is better equipped mentally to deal with the puzzling questions of abstract philosophy than Mr. Phillips. He early showed that he possessed the necessary balance of trained intellect to cope with any situa- tion however much it involved matters beyond his immediate scope of information, and this lat- est work is just another illustra- tion of his capacity to grasp the abstract. The Spurned Lover, by Han- nibal F. Duncan. Slush Publishing Co. Popular novels are rarely en- during, but it is hoped that the latest work of fiction by Mr. Dun- can will prove of long endurance, especially as it teaches such a val- uable lesson to the youthful col- legian who is possessed with over much vanity. The hero of the novel is a tall, handsome blond, to use the author ' s own words, who is buffeted about at the hands of sundry maidens whom he seeks to endear to him by his self-opin- ionated gracefulness. After hav- ing the scorn of the maidens showered upon him for years, the hero at last sees things in their true values and repents the folly of his youth. The fact that the author is probably the hero of the story lends an interesting per- se nal touch to it. Long-Eared Mike, the Auto- biography of a Jackass, by A. T. Moore. E. P. Dutton Co. Need- less to say, this is a strange piece of fiction by a well known author. However, it is as ori.ginal as it is unusual. Here the author assumes the place of the celebrated long- eared quadruped and endeavors to interpret sympathetically the attitude of this lowly beast to- ward life. No author is better fitted by experience for this inter- pretation and certainly no one Ap- proaches nearer to the real ex- pression of the true jackass. Mr. Moore shows first-hand informa- tion on his subject and treats it with a fascinating personal touch. The Monk Who Married, by Woodrow Ward. Charles Scrib- ner Sons. The latest work of THE ANANIAS LAMPOON 19 fiction by Mr. Ward deserves a remarkable degree of praise on account of Its reality. In fact it is a true story of the author ' s life with a medieval setting. How- ever, as good as the general tone of the novel is the author shows entirely too little sympathy with the weaker sex. Even though he has been thrice married, he has no right to condemn the whole sex to intellectual perdition. Probably the author ' s own mari- tal experiences are to blame for his cynical attitude toward the fair sex, and he is to be consoled rather than blamed. The Joys of Labor, by Hard- luck Stuart. Harpers. The work on the joys of labor by Mr. Stu- art is supposed to be an economic treatise written in a breezy st.vle to make it readable. All would be well if the author knew where- of he spoke, but unhappily he has little conception of what labor is. In fact, he seems entirely out of harmony with all work of any sort, and is merely voicing the theories of an arm chair econo- mist. It would help the sincer- ity of the tone of his work if he would engage in some labor for at least a short while just to see at first hand what it is like. I ' m finished on top with a head. Quite useful it .is, when all ' s said; But it brings me much pain To think — ah, in vain — Of the nice things I might have instead. when 1 lie down n m bed It weorly mKes m v ee? To thinK that I must close my eyes B fore I go ' ew or.- to pleep Smile mddervor cltschilesmiti oii. IduM unddervorldt r mr: ffom{iind eryor dt V kdire you, Und never come dac no more. tfot all ofvsmldn ' tdeen handsome. Hotdl ofus dfiootc othes: dutd dchmile is not expensive. l nd it covers d yor dtofwes. Wf CAN ' T ALL SnOKE lOi Clififi or own 4 limousinf But v e can All colle t TfiEBA VOS — - AND SMELL TH£ (Sft OLINB. GO ON fliND G y£ TH£ THING ELSE. A %e s jy jv osTnch will £Af fAcks. But Jm w UiMG. to Set +H rt ,t w U MoT La CarpeTs Cdt It wdrbled l Ke Cdruso - - - § A nelcihbor- swunC d bade bail bat ' ' NO IV THOMAS DOmT DQ ,30 20 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON CHICAGO GRAIN MARKET ACTIVE Liiquefaction of Corn Continues THERMOMETERS RISE Rain Continues to Fall in Some Parts of the Count ry — Upward Movement Has Not Yet Been Noticed — Tnilight Also Falling. The Small Investor Invests SmaUy. Business men in the far West, including Chicago, New Orleans, and Buffalo, are still interested in the continued liquefaction of corn in the manufacture of corn whisky and g-ivcs spirit to the market. The hope that this fluidity will last is, however, unfounded. Thermometers still rise when placed in the sun, while rain has not yet been observed to mount up into the sky, but wherever found continues to fall, according to expectations cited in this col- umn last week. About the only stable thing on the market at this time is hay, for the bulls are beginning to feel their oats and consequently they are jumpy. Hogs and zebras are almost boisterous today, climbing to unexpected heights. One prize hog was said to climb the Wash- ington monument this morning. Yesterday a corner was discov- erer in a square, although none has been found to date in any cir- cle. The small investor continues to invest to a slight extent, but if there is any increased invest- ment from this quarter, they are expected to become large invest- ors. Marriage bonds continue to be popular and the interest con- tinues to accrue. May is always a good month for these conservative investors. Messrs. Eros and Cupid deal extensively in such gilt-edge securities. LOCAL MARKET WEAK Little Interest Shown In Many Stocks. The stock market today was fea- tured by several sharp declines and a tendency of small buyers to unload their holdings on the mar- ket. The most spectacular slump was noted in Furman Athletics, dropping from 0 to — 00%. Base- ball stocks in general were weak and were still unsteady from the tremendous gains made by Wof- ford cS: Co. The following list shows the close of the market for the most prominent stocks: Wofford Co.. 335. Furman, Inc., — 00. Furman Baseball, IV2. Wofford Baseball, 254. Carlisle Hall Hostelry, 5. Heinie Snyder, pfd., 132. Heinle Snyder, com., 29. French German, 87. Dune Wallace, not listed. Snyder Hot Air Co., 295. Wallace Savings Co., 84. Gamewell Translation Distrib- utors, 121. Shuler Electrics, 15. Rembert Pipe Tobacco Co., 111. Clinkscales Pub. Co., 12. Waller Ice Cream Factory, 274. Pugh Rest Dream Co., 98. Chiles Tombstones Corporation, 32. Carlisle Hall Heating Co., 0. V HflT IT) fl «t T rtp _ ..... .c BATSON ' S STATISTI- CAL REPORT (Courtesy of Dr. Wallace) IJumber of men in College, 378. Number of men boarding at Carlisle Hall, 189. Number of men getting enough to eat in Carlisle Hall, 00. Number who Call the President Dr. Snyder, 1. Number who say Heinie, 377. Number who take Physics 1 during their course. 378. Number who pass it the first year, 2. Number of Freshmen taking Clinks Math, 110. Number who send him a pos- sum before exams, 105. Number who flunk on his Math, 5. Number who attend the Y. M. C. A. meetings, 13. Number of preachers, 13. Number who are late for Dr. Rembert ' s Bible, 00. Number of engaged Seniors, 7. Number of insane men, 7. Common Campus Comment Got a match? Lend me your French sen- tences. Where ' s the Psychology les- son? How long before dinner? Shoot the zip. Is Heinie in town? THE ANANIAS LAMPOON 21 Ananias Want Ads Get No Results Tried Once They Are Never Used Ai:ain. WANTED — To know why Sher- man didn ' t take Carlisle Hall ' s supply of cheese when he came through South Carolina. Inform all boarding- students. FOR SALE — 11,000 love letters at a bargain. Have centered on one girl and don ' t need the oth- ers, reason for selling. B. F. Car- michael. WANTED — Information wanted as to the net profits derived by Polly Parrott from his pressing club for one week. Write Any- body. WANTED — Bids to be submit- ted for placing chairs in front of Turner ' s. Chairs must be com- fortable rockers for Wofford stu- dents. Apply to Blair and Stod- dard. WANTED — House and lot at once; house must contain furni- ture. Will furnish other essen- tials myself. Harry L. Harvin. WANTED — Some one to carry tune in Glee Club. Must be strong man without any physical defects. Place now vacant. Apply at once to O. B. Simmons, Musical Man- ager. AGENTS WANTED — Agents to sell Miss Beckham ' s Complexion Cream. The latest thing for sal- low skins. Money refunded if it doesn ' t beautify even a banana skin. Green Hayes. WANTED — Some method to keep Seniors awake during my lec- tures on Tennyson. Have tried all methods without success. Re- ward for satisfactory plan. Write Hopeless. care of Ananias Times. FOR SALE— Booklet entitled, How to Save Your Pennies, by Dunk Wallace. Agents to push sale also wanted. See H. V. Rast, sole agent for this state. FOR SALE — Few dozen eggs left. Will sell at a bargain. Use- ful for throwing at unpopular candidates this fall. Very fresh, being laid by No ah ' s hen in the Ark. Apply, Manager Carlisle Hall. FOR RENT — One hall now be- ing used as a makeshift gymna- sium, suitable for dance hall. Pre- fer to have a dance hall on cam- pus. See President of Wofford College at once. FOR SALE — New preparation to straighten hair. Never fails to take out the kink. Have tried it for years. Hillis Phillips, dealer. NOTICE — Send me one dollar and I will tell you how to live without eating. The method has been tried out and works satisfac- torily with college boys. Write E. H. Hart, Manager Carlisle Hall. Yeorge Vashington ban honest man, Ven dis har country first began ; George ban a yen ' ral, and yu bet Dese English fallers know it yet. Ven he ban small, his fader say, Ef yu skol breng in vood to-day, And feeding cow and chickens, tu, Ay skol yust blow myself on yu. Val, sure enuff, ven Yeorge du chore. His fader hike for hardware store, And buy gude hatchet, only it Ban second-hand a little bit. Dar ban on edge some little dents. It ban marked down to saxty cents. He tak it home to Yeorgie, tu. And say, Ay an ' t ban fuling you. :tom= 7 3? Next day Yeorge tak his hatchet out And start to rubber all about For something he can chop, yu see. And den he pipe nice cherry tree. By Yudas! Dis ban soft! say he, Ef dis har axe ban any gude Dis tree skol sune ban kindling vood. And yust ven tree ban falling dowTi, His fader coming back from town. Yeorge see old yent ban standing dar. Smoking gude fifteen-cent cigar, And so he say, Val, holy yee! Ay guess the yig ban op with me — Dear fader. Ay chopped down dis tree! Dar ban gude moral har for youth: Ven lie ban fulish, tel the truth! 22 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON ■■i nr FAMOUS TRAGEDIES OF I.OCAr. JJQT WEATHER SPORTS INTEREST FAUST, Johannes, left for parts unknown but suspected to be in company of dark gentlemen. Friends and relatives will watch this column for further particu- lai ' s. DROOD, Edwin, foully murdered about a century ago by an un- known person. All facts relat- ing to his death, if reported to C. Dickens, Esq., will receive reward. MACDUFF, Alicia (nee Mcpher- son), and all her pretty chick- ens at 1 Fell Swoop. Only wife of U. Ript MacDuft, Scotland. SHALLOTT, Tirralirra. lady of S., on night boat, Albany, from drinking too much barley water. Chief mourner. Sir Launcelot, who will leceive all notes of condolence. DIDO, Delia Daskan, at the home •of her fathi-r ' s in Northern Af- rica, from high fever and un- requited love. Peace, perfect peace? For further particulars St. Olga ' s hospital. CLEOPATRA, by her own hand, with the assistance of an asp in Egypt. Take life and love as you find them. Caesar, An- thony, and members of the S. P. Q. R. Dodge cordially invited. — J H i l l $50:00 $50 IN PRIZES OFFERED Watch the paper for announce- ments. We are offering $5 0 in prize.s for the best essays on the following subjects: Why Freshmen Can ' t Pass Physics I. What Goes With Our Breakage Fees. Who Woodrow Ward ' s Girl Is. Why the Ministerial Band Is the Most Popular Organization on the Campus, The Best Means of Robbing Carlisle Hall Pantry. How I Obtained a Diploma Without Studying. Which Came First, the Hen or the Egg. Methods Used In Carlisle Hall for Determining When An Egg Is Ripe. For the best essay, $25 in gold, payable by E. Hutson Hart, Treas. Second prize, $15. Third prize, $10. All Essays must be handed to the Editor of this paper within two weeks. THE ANANIAS LAMPOON 23 Buy Our New Phonograph You can ' t affoixl to do without our new talking macliine: it never runs down. Wlien it comes to talk we have invented perpetual mo- tion. If you don ' t believe it listen to us any time on the newly pat- ented records which we make our- selves. We positively guarantee that our talking machine never runs down and never quits talk- ing, except when it sings. The best results are obtained by using the records made by Mr. Mule Stackhouse of this corporation. He is a well known talker on any subject, never being at a loss for food for conversation. You may well learn the art of rapid speech by using these records on the new Stackhouse-FitzSimons Phono- graph. Home Office, 323 Verbosity Row MULE STACKHOUSE. Pres. FRANK FITZSIMONS, Sec.-Treas. We Can Supply You With Fruit At Any Time If you don ' t patronize this city ' s most up-to-date fruit dealer you miss a treat in life. We get our fruit and peanuts where it costs little, therefore we can afford to cut prices and sell for less. Our specialties are oran ' es, grapefruit, apples, bananas, canned peaches and pineapples, and peanuts in season. 0 r special brand of Car- lisle Hall bananas and canned stuff is especially recommended. Local War ehouse, Carlisle Hall Attic For Retail Quotations, see J. C. Holler or Mase Johnson Holler- Johnson Fruit Corporation Cauthen and Carmichael,E.F. Attorneys at Law Special Attention Paid to Police Court Cases See Us Before Selecting Witnesses We Make a Specialty Of Attending to Other People ' s Business Latest Thing Out To MAKE HAIR GROW Davis ' Hair Grower has been adopted by the Bolshevik govern- ment with astounding results. It has been shown that any color may be produced. Billiard balls have become hairy overnight with this wonderful dis- covery of the late Dr. Sausserage Davis. He himself induced a heavy growth of hair on his erst- while bald pate. It is especially useful to youth- ful collegians who wish to pro- duce a mustache where none grew before. Send in your order today for a trial bottle. Daniels Rogers Druggists Successors to the Late Dr. Sausserage Davis We Make Two Hairs Grow Where None Grew Before. BOYS LEARN TO SAVE Begin in your school days to practice the principles of economy and thrift. The best way is by pat- ronizing the RAST SAVINGS BANK H. V. RAST President and General Manager Money Deposited With Us Goes Promptly Out of Circulation. DANCING Is Our Specialty We teach the latest steps in general dancing as well as in aesthetic dancing. Our studio is always open to our friends and we extend a warm invitation to all na- tives of Abbeville and Rich- land counties who are devo- tees of Terpsichore. Gable Stanley Teachers 24 THE ANANIAS LAMPOON HART ' S HOT-DOG MARKET Successor to Bett ' s Bull Garage Onions Hot-dogs Tom Cats Poodle Dogs Chicken a la Feathers Skunk Liver In Season We Have Served Carlisle Hall For Years One Trial Is Sufficient One Night Only Polly Parrott ' s Opera FRIDAY JUNE 32, 9120 TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF Rooter Rollings IN Never Again Latest Musical Knockout One Scream After Another. Nauseating Throughout Most Daring Musical Contor- tion Ever Attempted On the American Stage ADMISSION 5 10c Plus War Tax. 75c Tired and Worn Out! Could Not Sleep! Says I Saved Her Life! I Can Save Yours, Too TAKE ZIP Three Times Daily for That Tired Feeling THE ANANIAS LAMPOON (266) (267) WOFFORD COLLEGE HENRY N. SNYDER, LL.D. President .: A real college with high standards of scholarship and character. Excellent equipment. Unsurpassed health conditions. Expenses moderate. Loan funds for worthy students. WRITE FOR CATALOGUE President ' s Office, Wofford College SPARTANBURG, S. C. GONE TO GRASS By HARVEY SMITH M ' COWAN Author of The Trail a Boy Travels My friends, for twenty years I have been looking for a man that never saved a dollar in his life and is glad of it. I have not found him. But I know a man who lived to be seventy years of age and could not fill out a check. He had never signed one because he had never had a bank account. He is dead. He died a pauper. He left his wife in suffering poverty. His shroud is the wedding suit of the friends who dressed him for his funeral. He lies today in a coffin bought by kindly neighbors. When he died he left this epitaph to adorn the board which marks his tomb: Here lies the remains of a SPENDTHRIFT. I never saved a dollar in my life. I have never prepared against the day of misfortune. I never took out a life insurance policy. I never owned a home of my own. I never had a bank account. There are debts which I have never paid and which I never can pay. My life has been a failure and I want the world to let the grass grow over my grave and forget that I ever lived. (Signed) A SPENDTHRIFT. We appreciate this because it is a daily truth. We are interested in you men and want to help you. Come to us for any help you need. Deposit with us. There is no better friend to Wof¥ord Col- lege and its students than this good old bank. Our association dates from 1871. We can help you if you will let us. THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK SPARTANBURG, S. C. A. M. CHRIETZBBRG, President J. B. CLEVELAND, Vice-President ROY E. LEONARD, Cashier FRANK ROGERS, Vice-President W. N. QUERY, Asst. Cashier W. FRANK ' KLUGH, Asst. Cashier J. W. ISOM, Asst. Cashier. H. B. CARLISLE, Attorney GEO. S. LIPPARD, Asst. Cashier I CONVERSE COLLEGE SPARTANBURG, S. C. Is one of the six women ' s colleges south of Baltimore hon- ored by membership as a standard college in The Associa- tion of Colleges and Preparatory Schools of the Southern States. Its B.A. Degree is accepted by the highest grade colleges and universities and admits, without further work, to candidacy for the M.A. Degree. It has separate Science, Music and Library Buildings; dormitories limited to 190; gymnasium and infirmary ; 42-acre campus ; and thirty-eight teachers and officers. It is thirty-five miles from the Blue Ridge Mountains and has an endowment. It is accessible north, east, south and west by six lines of railway. If you wish a catalog address ROBT. P. PELL, Litt.D., President Spartanburg, South Carolina KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHES Exclusive Local Agents i ' . ED. V. PRICE CHICAGO, U. S. A. HARRY PRICE 116 EAST MAIN STREET TELEPHONE 237 THE REX THE STRAND FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT THE BIJOU THE RIALTO NEW YORK HAT CLEANING CO. 103 E. Main Street Next to U. S. WoDlen Mills Co. HATS You can have your old hats blocked to look as. good as new. We can save you money. The New York Hat Cleaning Company has twelve Shoe Shine Chairs. Keep your shoes look- ing neat. The New York Hat Cleaning Company keeps all kinds of newspapers and magazines. STOP IN AND SEE US Brown Crosby ' s ce Cream Parlor CIGARS, CANDIES SODAS See the, Ladies Here KODAKS, SUPPLIES 24 Hours Kodak Finishing WOFFORD GRADUATES What are you going to do? Preach? Teach? Then Wofford has prepared you well. If you expect to enter the business world, you need further preparation. You need specialized business training. This we can give you at the same time you are taking your college course. See us now. Cecil ' s Business College Spartanburg, S. C. IT PAYS TO TRADE AT CANNON FETZER CO. 118 East Main Street Pressing By Steam All Suits Delivered on Suit Hangers Drink In Bottles Spartanburg Coca-Cola Bottling Company W. G. JACKSON, Secretary and Mgr. TELEPHONE 247 Everything New and Up-to-date ROYAL CAFE When You Miss Your Meal Come to Us 132 NORTH CHURCH STREET TELEPHONE 1180 FOR A GOOD DRINK GET A Chero ' Cola TKmi OA £ so GOOD Delicious, Healthful and Refreshing THERE IS NONE BETTER CHERO-COLA BOTTLING WORKS J. B. FITZGERALD, Manager SPARTANBURG, S. C. TURNER ' S CIGAR STORE Cigars, Tobacco, Soda and Lunches Sporting Goods Elmer ' s Candy THE PLACE TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS TURNER ' S JOE SPROTT, Proprietor WALK A BLOCK AND SAVE A DOLLAR SULLIVAN ' S Men ' s Clothing, Furnishings and Fine Tailoring 152 East Main Street SPARTANBURG, S. C, MEDICAL COLLEGE OF VIRGINIA (State Institution; Co-Educational) STUART McGUIRE, M.D., LL.D., President MEDICINE, DENTISTRY, PHARMACY, NURSING New buildings, completely equipped laboratories under full-time instructors- Unusual clinical facilities offered in 3 hospitals owned by the college; also in city hospitals and institutions. For catalogue address: J. R. M ' CAULEY, Secretary, Richmond, Va. OVERLAND PIEDMONT CO. Spartanburg, S. C. DISTRIBUTORS Overland Willys-Knight Cars Brede Pearson Grocers Hot Lunches, Cakes, Pies Candies and Fruit — Fresh Milk and Soft Drinks WofFord Boys Welcome Between Calhoun and College Sts. Patronize Our Advertisers Wigwam Billiard Parlor LARGEST BILLIARD ROOM IN CAROLINA ' S Meet Me At the Wigwam Always Glad to See You R. T. (BABE) THOMASON CANDIES, SODA WATER AND CIGARS DRUGS, STATIONERY AND TOILET ARTICLES BABER-RHYNE DRUG CO. Next to Union Station, 288 Magnolia Street TELEPHONES 223-1102 Brill Electric Co. HARRY H. BRILL CONTRACTING FIXTURES AND SUPPLIES 144 E. Main Street Phone 480 A. LEVIN TAILOR Suits Made to Order $20 UP CLEANING, PRESSING AND REPAIRING 117 NORTH CHURCH STREET Phone 896 Ao M. Law and Company EVERYTHING IN INSURANCE Dealers in Stocks and and Bonds SPARTANBURG S. C. Montgomery and Crawford HARDWARE MILL SUPPLIES AND MACHINERY SPARTANBURG, S. C. Have Been Serving the Wofford Students for 28 Years. A. B. CORRELL JEWELER 1892 1920 146 E. Main Street SPARTANBURG, S. C. MEET ME AT BURNETT ' S CIGAR STORE ON THE BUSY CORNER Lunches, Sodas, Tobacco Magnolia Pool Room A Place of Amusement and Recreation for Gentlemen MAGNOLIA STREET For Real Kleanin of Klothes Send Them to the Rightway Klothes Kleaning Co. We Know How 109 N. Church Street, Telephone 1122 SPARTANBURG, S. C. UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA. EDWIN A. ALDERMAN, LL.D. President The following departments are represented : The College The Department of Graduate Studies The Department of Law The Department of Medicine The Department of Engineering The Department of Education The Summer Session Free tuition to Virginia students in the Academic Departments. Loan funds available. All other expenses reduced to a minimum. For catalog or information concerning the University of Virginia address THE REGISTRAR UNIFORMS PRESENTATION SABRES MILITARY SUPPLIES AND EQUIPMENTS WILLIAM C. ROWLAND 1024 Race Street PHILADELPHIA, PA. White-Parks-Belk Company SPARTANBURG ' S LEADING DEPARTMENT STORE One of the twenty-nine SELL IT FOR LESS CHAS. A. MOSS Florist CARNATIONS AND ROSES A SPECIALTY Long Distance Bell Telephones 398 and 728 Member Florists ' Telegraphic Delivery Association GREENHOUSE NEAR OAKWOOD CEMETERY SPARTANBURG, S. C. The graduate of today enters a world electrical. Gathered from the distant waterfalls or generated by the steam turbine, electric power is transmitted to the busiest city or the smallest country place. Throuph the co-ordination of inventive genirg with engineering and manufacturing resources, the General Electric Company has fostered and developed to a high state of perfection these and numerous other applications. And so electricity, scarcely olderthan the grad- uate of today, appears in a practical, well de- veloped service on every hand. Recognize its P ' w ' ' -. study its applications to your life ' s work, n ul utilize it to the utmost _ for the benefit of all mankind. nfiT?-- - m ' gs ' tSf Y Company Sales Offices in aU laige cities 96-246F Paul E. Crosby JEWELER Reliable Jewelry, Class Rings and Pins a Specialty, Man- ufacturing and Re- pairing Agents for WATERMAN FOUNTAIN PENS 148 East Main Street Telephone 887 Snappy Footwear For Young Men If You Want ITp-to-the Minute Styles and Quality Select BAINISTER, FLORSHEIM REYNOLDS, THOMP- SON BROS. Globe Shoe Store Where Thousands Buy Their Shoes FOR THE LARGEST AND BEST ASSORTMENT OF Clothing, Hats and Furnishing Goods GREENEWALD ' S The Leading Clothiers for Men, Women and Children 105-107 West Main Street SPARTANBURG, S. C. THE BANK OF SPARTANBU RG Solicits your account, young man, because its officers have un- bounded confidence in your ability to succeed. DEPOSITORY State of South Carolina County of Spartanburg City of Spartanburg PHOTOGRAPHS FOR THIS . ANNUAL ] BY MANNING AND UTLEY USVz West Main Street SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA THE DUPRE BOOK COMPANY BOOKS, STATIONERY AND PICTURES SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA Exclusive Agency for Eastman Kodaks and Supplies, Conklin ' s Self- Filling Fountain Pens LIGON ' S DRUG STORE Exclusive Agent for WHITMAN ' S CANDIES A Complete Line of DRUGS, TOILET ARTICLES AND SUNDRIES Cor. of N. Church and W. Main St. SPARTANBURG, S. C. THE ELITE SOFT DRINKS, CIGARS CANDY FRUITS AND LUNCHES WELCOME WOFFORD Meet the Ladies at the Elite, Boys 1173 SOUTH MAIN Phone 95 Capital, $400,000 Surplus and Profits, $234,500 CENTRAL NATIONAL BANK SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA United States Depository JNO. A. LAW, President H. B. CHAPMAN, Assistant Cashier C. C. KIRBY, Vice-President J. N. WRIGHT, Assistant Castiier iVl. E. BOWDEN, Cashier H. R. FRANCE, Assistant Cashier Have You a Spartanburg Account? You Need One to Properly Handle Your Business U. S. WOOLEN MILLS CO. 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