Wisconsin High School - Wisconsin Yearbook (Madison, WI)

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TYPICAL SENIOR Do you have aching feet after a hard day at the office? Do you come home feeling pepless? -A - '- W--We fy - How are your tonsils? Is yours a hardy constitu- tion? If not you will be interested in the story of two men, Mr. A. and Mr. B. tAny resem- blance to the Mr. A. and the Mr. Ii. you happen to know is purely coincidentalj A said he wasn't interested. He decided to continue being a mechanic with no future. B said he'd try any- thing once. He tried Lifebuoy Flakes and is now a prominent worker in radio and television, f a thing with a future. Of course B contributes his success to Gunderson's pills, guaranteed to clear up that five o'clock shadow. Feed them to your children, too. One mouthful of Tasty-Krax and they will agree that there is no other cereal . . . not even in the Saturday Evening Post. And it's so easy to apply, too. Just mix with warm water, allow to harden and Put in the middle of a salad. Your recipes will be the talk of the town. Don't fail today to drop into your nearest zoo-keepers and get a box. I can ab- solutely guarantee to you men that your hair will take on an extra luster that will make you the life of the party. If you don't get a bottle today a miss is as good as a mileg if you do, a Miss is a whole lot better than a Mrs. Wfhen Benjamin Franklin in his IQUIJIIIXOII Crusoe coined the immortal To be or not to be . . . he didn't realize what he was saying. That is to say he didn't realize what a profound significance these words had. Are you going to nip that cold in the bud, as soon as you feel it in your bones. HPt7S1lIOII,A' Fancy Food for Fcfblc Folk will help build up your resistance. Une bar of it and you can say good bye to those dishwater hands, because it is strong, yet weak, if you know what I mean. Take the case of Junior the Juggler. He came home complaining of headache and tonsilitis. His father was at a loss as to what to do. Neither of them could work Junior's problems, especially the one about oranges at SS56,296,8S8,236,SO3,00l a dozen. Then one day his mother hit upon the Solution. She gave Junior HG7'd.X S HLIl1tf.fL7lIlt' Hush for HIIt1I'l'tJIl.NI Hoosgfo-aux. After that Junior even got the problem about the lemons. Don't let your son's education go to nought. Next time you' re out collecting phosporescent cabbages for an a.pple pie stop in and get two or three crates of this genuine beer. Beware of imitations! Insist on the genuine variety. Look for the big red letters on the wall. They spell: Blood ! I Through the Key Hole Rumors are spreading about a certain couple caught parking at the XYillows. They were positively identified as being Mousy Thomas and tdo I dare say it?J Midge Stafford. -9,