Wisconsin High School - Wisconsin Yearbook (Madison, WI)

Text from Pages 1 - 116 of the 1936 volume:

I 2. I A if U: Rf U IQ! -T ,' A . r,. KE: l'. LA- !1E' . 3. r V 2 1' Liv' KK. 4,5 if 4 'Q 4 1 CAI 54 .5 I . Fl L-1 r A 'f 4, : w ii x ,I E . 1 1 - 'I 1 'I y Q4 1 1' GF jmffis fewfw-mf. J Published IJytI1e SENIOR CLASS WISCONSIN HIGH SCHOOL J U N E I N iii? if iQ Dedication We dedicate this Annual to Mr. Pooley, the soul of tolerance, good humor, patience and wit. We admire his intelligence, laugh at his jokes and like his classes. We hope he'll enjoy this literary god-child and we're wishing him a great deal of the best. W Foreword Annual forewords usually read something like this: An immortalization of the bright period of our lives, our school days. Compiled to preserve the sheer fab- ric of light hearts, young days and the record of an in- stitution of which we can be securely proud. lf when you are old and gray and sitting by the Ere you can take this book and End that it calls forth tender memories of the happy days of youre, the Annual Staff will have accomplished what it set out to do. With fair words like these thousands of annuals before ours have used up all the ideas in the foreword writing line. So you see that all we have left to say is: We hope you'll like it and remember us by whatever's good in this, our yearbook. The Class of 1936 Principal H. H. Ryan qs Une moment stands out in my memory of The Life of Louis Pasteur. You will remember that one man asked another, Do you think the inoculated sheep will escape anthrax P The other replied, I hope so, for the good of France. That answer, I think, typifies the patriot scientist. He takes no pleasure in his own skepticism, but hopes that the new idea will be better than the old. The experimenter, the seeker after new truth has two major handicaps: he is groping about in new, strange, dark territory, and so cannot help stumbling a bitg and then he is constantly beset with the nagging of the ultra-conservative and the timorous, who may trip him if they can. It sometimes happens that individuals lose by the discovery of new truth, but mankind always gains. So let us say, I hope so. X f Q , 4 M, 'c.1f ' '. ' ' fu- f, - ,, l -y , x - ', . mf X S ff r I Miss Ball-The husky, bouncing liall, Queen of the sore musclefl Gym Girls. All the girls like her despite their stiff fiexors and ex- tensors and strained fat. Everybody calls her llotty, Miss Borchers-If she hadn't been a Doctor of Speech and an authority on everything relating to that lield, we still contend that she would have been just as famous as a chef de cuisine. Mrs. Burr-French, Latin, Greek, German, lXlathematics. She knows them ally teaches the last two. She has been with the school since its founding, some twenty years ago. Besides being a teacher, she is dean of girls, and assistant to the principal. Mr. Claxton-One stroke of his dynamic brush and lo and be- hold, a picture lifichelanglo would have envied. Yea, the very essence of genius is incarnate in this man, that he may produce those master- pieces. Mr. Davise-In the laboratory, in the classroom, over testube, over student, let it never be said that the eagle eye of Ira C. Davis ceases to keep watch and pierce the innermost secrets therof. Here is a real scientist, a master of chemistry and physics. Mr. Divers-If for no other reason than he gave hearing unto those deaf ears gathered in the assembly chamber, the name of Lang- don Divers will be forever inscribed upon the annals of this our .Xlma lllater, Ulr. For it was he, a teacher of manual arts who constructed minute pieces, labored throughout the fervid summer to fabricate the public address system now in use. Nay his name be praised ad infinitum. Mr. Edgerton-ls a newcomer to our institution and caused quite a Hutter among the hearts of our female students, 'til he got married during Christmas vacation. Has been kno-wn to entertain one of his classes at his home. Miss Guyles--Miss Guyles will long be remembered by us Latin students as the teacher who patiently implanted conjugations and de- clensions in our knowledge restricted minds. After dusting them off tthey need it, seeing they're 2000 years oldj she doses us with Caesar, Cicero, and Vergil in a luost interesting and enjoyable manner. Mr. Hartung-Dr. Maurice Leslie Hartung, better known as Einstein prime, returned to NV. H. S. after a year's absence to impress upon our tunj mathematical minds the importance of deductive rea- soning and the analytic method of thinking. He has saturated us with syllogisms, differentiae, etc., etc., and we have all become most logical minded. Miss Henderson-Rookies, cookies, bakers, takers, of cooking' Find they're food fiends when they learn to turn 'em and burn 'em un- der the guidance of llliss Henderson. Mr. Hinderman- The Dean, teller of fish stories, financial and political genius, god-father of sports and protector of Hi-Y. Also teaches-mechanical drawing, shop and Vocations to them as wants 'em. A mental and physical heavy weight whose cheery smile which he uses to advertise his teeth is well known and loved. Miss. Heard-Ah! Found! An English teacher who teaches litera- ture with a laugh, and grammar as it should be taught-that is pain- lessly. She nurtures our spelling tor lack of ith, and doses us with Shakespeare. Miss Laura Johnson- La belle langue francaisef' is her dish. She speaks it like a true Frenchtwojman and has gained the reputa- tion of being one of the foremost French teachers in this country. She is a linguist in the true sense of the word, a linguist of the o-ld, inter- mediate, a.nd new schools. Languages might almost be called her hobby. By her cheery Bonjour and rotating gestures shall ye know her. Miss Ruth Johnson-History is her forte, non stop monologues her specialty. A thorough teacher of history and social problems. A liberal with convictions well Jmirtetl by e dence, Personally very likeable. Q.. Mr. Kivlin-Hops over ex ry ni mrning' fr n the School of Xgri- culture to teach Plant Culture. Many of you, especially the girls. prob- ably don't kno-w him but all who've known him so far have said that he's a great fellow. Mr. Knapp-Here is an lXllXllXl. Not to let the government get ahead of us, this means Man of Muscle and Mind, not to mention big words. He was a greenhorn with relation to the school, this year. His football team was fairly successful but it seems that the basketball team was sort of caught knapping. R,d:X,.Wn. Miss Lathrop-The feminine Napoleon. The absolute dictatrix of the Study Hall. Her torture implements are developed to the acme of perfection and the miserable wretch who opposes her regime is condemned to the futile, but perpetual labor of encyclopedia repro- duction. Mr. Lees-He isn't around much, but when he is you know it. He's the mastermind behind the dramatic and forensic masterpieces produced hereabouts. His triumph this year was the Queen's Husband, and a great show it was, though marred by a few misfortunes. He is truly a man of the world, and a great guy. Mr. McMullen- jawn to the boys, Honey to the girls, and Mr. lNlclXlullen to his face. His classes, Chemistry and Health. No-w what l'm getting at is that. is a much heard sound. Miss Morse- Baby of the Faculty, petite, dark. Spent the summer preparing to teach Modern History. Sudden chai e in faculty. just before school started she d erself to-teach A ei is ory. Last reported doing very well. ' C, Mrs. Nofsker-Guilder of the XYisconsin igh Lili Skills the girls in needlework, dress design, color har ony, balance, poise, and patience. Come on boys let's boost her. Her protegees will make more economical wives. Mrs. Pfeiffer- She greets us in the morning with a most climatic smile As she radiates her glaciated French on us the while And she teaches us geography in true Parisian style. Mr. Phillips-Possesses a kindly well tested philosophy. Always the perfect gentleman. Adviser to the Annual in all its practical mat- ters. Noted for his skill in the straightening of ties in those cru- cial moments before the Annual pictures are taken. Mr. Pooley-For what odd or seemingly out-of-the-ordinary fact are the Pooley English classes known? The answer is invariably the composition of a thesis or the recitation of some poetic gem upon ar- riving late to class. This is usually extremely painful to everyone con- cerned. Mr. Ryan-You see him when he says Hello to you in the lower hall and also when you're in the office for other reasons than telephoning or attending to your attendance. He's the boss but if he's at heart a cruel dictator the seniors haven't found it out in six years. Miss Springhorn-This eminent horticulturist is universally known for the unusual, unique and useless cabbages and dandelions she cultivates. She sprouts them with the germ of knowledge, waters them with book reports and weeds them with grammar. Mr. Sur-Immediately upon his arrival at NV. H. S. Mr. Sur ,set himself to the task of gently coercing reluctant musical prodigies to enter the orchestras and glee clubs. After completing this tour de force he organized the A Cappella Choir. Mr. Trump-If A equals twice as much as three more than four times what B was when VVashington crossed the Delaware, how fast can train Q go, and what is the area of triangle XYZ? Such is the nature of the torture inflicted by this member of the pedagogical staff upon the students. He might be called a communist because o-f his radicals. Mrs. Voss-Mathematicians have agreed that equals can be sub- stituted for equals, but we have agreed that nothing can be substituted for Mrs. Voss. Miss Weber-Stisliected by some of being the heroine of that popular song Ma Lynda Lou. Her outline method of teaching Bi- ology and Health worked so well on us that she had to- go to Chicago to use it on the teachers there. Miss Weightman-Here is a wit what is a wit, wittiness being something which some say is totally lacking in some teachers of Latin. However, not so here. A puzzle fiend, she delights in work- ing them while the students struggle, labor and sweat over a test. Mr. Werking-The idea in his class, of course, is to work and keep on werking. The subject matter, Das Deutsch, is freely inter- spersed with lengthy Biblical passages. The class is divided into Con- querors and Giants, Heaven knows why! C L A S S E S SENIOR JUNIOR SOPHOMORE FRESHMEN EIGHTH GRADE SEVENTH GRADE I F 1 . ' , , 'FQA-15,15 or 3-4? L 4 I .I Q' 1 r 1 x ,n ,V v. 1 ,v. 1 . , -...lg 'll ' 1 1 fd 1 I , ..w . 1 ,' , ri ph? . 1 - ww , 1, s '45 x41 : 1964 of .' 3': L 041 . uf all , ,sn dr' ,U T 1 A .2- HBIIl'f.S'u ALBRECHT, ROBERT He smelleflz llze battle afair Off. Football 4, 3, Z, 13 W 2, 13 Bas- ketball 4, 3, 2, 1g Hockey 3, Z3 Re- gents' Scholarship, German 43 Class Treas. 4: NV Club 2, 1, Pres. lg Blue Arrow 4, 3, Treas. 3. Bass, FZLIZABETH Belly Betty like aJl good fvoumi Imd ll fenzfwr of her own. Debutante 3: Big Hearted Herbert 21 Robin Hood Z3 G.A.A. 4, 3, 2, lg Girls' Glee Club 3, 2, 1, GSC. 4, 3, 2, 1. BRADLEY, JOSEPH Joe II is flzmzzylz .rlrf mm' flzrmmlz .Iri only that we can 7'L'1lIl..S'f' nur jierfer- I'l.Ull.,, Tennis Player 4, 3, 2, l, XV. 3, 2, 1. Capt. 1: Hockey 4, 31 Regents' Scholarship, French 4, 33 Scholastic Honor Pin 21 Class Treas. 13 Big' Hearted Herbert 23 Debutante 33 Annual Staff 3, 2, lg Art liditur 1: Committee of 18 Z, 13 Buys' Glee Club lg Hi-Y 2, lg XV Club 3, 2, 1. Que afrewfsgf BRAHM, ROBERT T. Hub Get flzee Iwlziml mv, Sllftlllrl Football 2: Annual Staff 33 Orches- tra 43 Blue Arrow 3. , 1 0 vs I 1 U J BUSH, NIARGARET ELIZABETH 1lIO5m .S'1mrl is my date, but dei1l11Ie.r.r my r'm10'zw1. Mikado 43 Debutante 3: Rubin Hood Z: Black and VVhite Symnliony 33 Annual Staff 4, 1, Music Editor lg Girls' Glee Club 4, 3, 2, 1, Librar- ian 21 Girls' Student Club 4, 3, 23 Triaeonta 4, 3, 2, l, Vice Pres. 2. CADY, NANCX' HELEN 'Nam'y find little Niuzry Inizgflzea' and luuglzvrlf' Prom Committee 2: GSC. 4, 3, 2, 1, Secy. 2: Triaeonta 4, 3, 2, l, Vice Pres. 1. COLBERT, ROY JEFFERSON, JR. R0y And the 11z1lsC'1lIa1' .rfreizgflz 'if gain' in my ja'u+ Basketball Mgr. 13 Mikado 42 Symphony in Black and XVhite 3: Debate 4, 3: Boys' Glee Club 13 Red Domino 3, 2, 1. Page Seven BAr.sl.liv, FRI-lllliRll'li M. l7rnl 'Ellen teen' clecez'rz'v1'x L Z'L'l',H linterecl from Central 2, Robin Hood Z3 'l'he Queen's Hus- band 13 Annual Staff lg Buys' Glee Club 2, l. Bruin, ALICE 4-Iliri ' rl fllllllli !lt'llI'f is llffflll' ffltlll 1111 HIL' lzuuds in flu' 'ZUHl'Il1.n Debutante 3, Girls' Glee Club 3, ll 43,511 1. BRAHINI, JOHN Binks rim I my l1r01'l1el .r keej'el'Q ' liootball 4, 3, 25 Class Treas. Z1 Student Council 33 Blue Arrow 4, 33 Hi Y 2, l. BRUNs, lNGlf lXl.XRIIE Inge In, yrmllz amz' 17l'tII!fjl, 'ZUl.XtIiUlll is lm! rare. Regents' Seholarsliip, Music 31 lfnglish 23 Mikado 43 Debutante 3: Rubin Hood Z3 Annual Staff 4, Z3 Cfmmittee of 18 2, lg Urellestra 4, 3. lg Philuniathia 4, 3, 2, 1, Treas. 2, Pres. lg G.A.A. 4, 3, 2, See. 3. B1'rI.ER, FRI-IIIICRICK DUNTON, IR. Nerf I um .vuu'de.rt 'ZU1lUlI I sing. .Sin ure flmsv 'zelm hear me. Regents' Scholarship, 'English 33 Debutante 33 Syniphuny in Black and XYhite 3: Robin Hood 23 Queen's llnsband 13 Debate Team 3, 2, Blue Arrow 33 Debate Club 3, 2: Hi Y 1, Red Domino 1. CHAPMAN, FRANCES Fran Slime szzzilea' mid the .vlzadnzes Je- fw11'fi'4f. Prom Queen 23 Annual Staff 3, 23 G.A.A. 4, 33 GSC. 4, 3, 2, l, Treas. 2, Pres. I3 Philomathia 4, 3, Z, 1. COLEMAN, Tnomixs H. Tnn1' H .,. . .- .51lv11vv xzueefrr is Hum sfwerlz. Annual Stal? lg Boys Glee Club y aa 2' 'ief as-.... - f 'kia TP' gn. ii' 6, I 4 35 L 3 v 'AAN' we l i 'e and 1' iQ 11 LAULLINS, XV11.1.1A1x1 FINN Bill I11el1r1'i1tu11' with the tzrfuberazzce of l1 ix own t'1'1'l10sity. Football 1, XV 1, Regents' Schol- arship, History 23 Scholastic Honor Pin Z3 Student Council Z, 1, Vice Pres. 2, 13 Extemporaneous Speak- ing 3, 23 Debate 4, 3, Z3 Annual Staff 2, 1, Editor of Forensics and Dra- matics 2, Editor of the 1936 XViscon- sing Committee of 18, 2, 1: Debate Honor Pin 23 Debate Club 4, 3, 2, 1, Vice Pres. 2, Pres. 13 Hi Y 2, 1, Secy-Treas 13 XY Club 1. IDANIELS, FARRINGTON Furry ll'l1osv little body lodged L1 mighty miitclfl Regents' Scholarship, Speech 41 Class Pres. 13 Debate 4, 3, 13 Annual Staff 1, Activities Editor 1: Com- mittee of 18 2, 13 Blue Arrow 4, 3, Secy. 3: Boys' Glee Club 13 Debate Club 4, 3, Z, 1, Vice Pres. 13 Hi Y 1. DICKSON, NEX'ELLE Nvwllv '24 meek and quiet spirit. Christopher Bean 33 Mikado 43 Debutante 33 Orchestra 4, 3, 1: C1.A.A. 4, 3, 23 G.S.C. 2. fic! FEMRITE, SIDNEY HAM11.'roN . I w1't11r.vs and wait. Robin Hood 2. U44 rin GREBLER, ARTH UR I would not lltlilt' you 0tl1v1 w1'sv thuttyh I set' clearly 'what you are. Football 4, 3, 2, 1, XV 15 Basket- ball 4, 3, 2, 1, VV 15 Ten11is 3, 2, 1, XV 33 Regents' Scholarship, Gym 43 Blue Arrow 35 XV Club 3, 2, 1. HAcKBA1aT1-1, ROBERT VVALTER B00l2y Tl1vse most lvrisle mid giddy fmred fli1lIt'S.U Basketball Z, 1, VV 1: Tennis Z, 15 Golf 3, 2, 1, Capt. 1. 1 HAVEY, LYD1 xc A 1.12E11r 5 Tlim'v 111115 tl .'c1z1yl1i11y devil in his x11ct'1'. DAv1s, ROBERT HAMILTQN Pop-cya - liar from gay cities and the ways of H1t'll.u Football 33 Basketball 2, 1, XV 13 Annual Staff Z, 1, Snapshot Editor 1: Blue Arrow 4, 33 Hi Y 1, XV Club 1. DEAKMAN, CHAR1.Es HALL Clutch fl lion 011101157 ladies is ll most l7,l't'lllY'-fill tl1111g. Football 13 Hockey 1. ELLIS, ALDWIN Chrr11b 'Thc terrilvle rziuzlvlv, grzimlvli' and l'OUl'. Football 4, 3, 2, 1, XV 13 Basket- ball 4, Basketball Mgr. 3, 2, Min- strel Show 43 Blue Arrow 4, 33 XV Club 1. GILLETTE, RUFTJS DALE Razor-' '.l1111' 'ZUIIFII you stifle 011 rvrz't11t1'1111'.1 lwzttrrs D0lI'f .vtrcw your f7UflI'ZC'lI'V with thoxf' a'1'vc1df11l ers. Hockey 13 Debutante 3: Robin Hood 2: Boys' Glee Club 3, 2, 1: Red Domino 1. GRoss, XV11,1.1AM F. Bill He from wlzosc lips zlizfiuc fm'- SIILIXIUH flows. Blue Arrow 31 Red Domino 3, 13 Hi Y 3, 1. HAGEN, UTA Ula-ta Her smile is swcvtvitvd by hm' grilfiityf' Christopher Bean 3: Big Hearted Herbert 23 The Queens Husband 13 Symphony in Black and Xxvllili? 33 Declamations 23 Anual Staff 4, 3, 13 Committee of 18, Z, 1: Philomathia 4, 3, 2, 1. KALLEVANG, CHAR1.Es ngdftlllii Oh rizrsvil sfvitr the time is out of 1.0l'lIf. Swimming 3, Z, 13 Christopher Bean 33 Big Hearted Herbert 2, The Queen's Husband 1: Mikado 4, Deb- utante 33 Robin Hood 2: Debate 4: Orchestra 4, 3, 2: Red Domino 3, Z, 1, Sec.-Treas. 2, Pres. 1. Page Eight fs. KELLY, XVILLIA M ALOYSIUS 'iTl7llI1?Xf01lU', 'iC1tlf1fL1l'lI, 111v 1'11f1f111'11, 11111' f1'111'f111 y1'111' is l1U1Il'.,' l711olbZ1ll 4, 3, 2, 1, VV 3, 2, 11 Bas- ketball 4, 3, 2, 1, XY 3, 2, 1, Capt. 13 Blue Arrow 4, 51 VV Club 3, 2, 1. l.ARsoN, DoRoTHY A1,111.x D0Hic ' If f111' ffzffl' 1f1'7'1' 1111 11111'1'1'1'11i11 111111111- Prom Committee 2: Queen's Hus- band 1: D1-butante 3: Robin Hood 2: Orchestra 3, 2, 13 G.A.A. 4, 3, 2, 13 G.S.C. 3, 2, 1: 'I'riacont11 4, 3, 2, 1, Treas. 1. L1E11ETR.xL', 1.ILLIAN ANN l.il ' C11111't1'1111.w 1110111111 roy. Student Council 33 Mikado 4: Sym- phony in Black and 1Vhite 3: Girls' Glec Club l: G.S.C. 13 Thalia 4, 3, 2, 1, Treas. 1. 11.1C1NTYRE, 111'ARGARET 111'111-Wy H1'1' fwlyx 111'1' wtlys of f111'11x1111f111'.T.v. Rc-entered from Central High, XYIl5l1- ington, D. C., 1, Mikado 43 Trizlcontzt 4, 13 Girls' Gln-e Club 4, 13 GSC. 4, 1. M11.wAR11, HEI.EN JANE I11'lIy 'Y'H131' 111'111'l 7U11s kl'1II1 lllld soft. Student Council 13 Symphony in Black :md XYhitc 4: Debutante 3: Robin Hood 23 Girls' Glee Club 4, 3, 2, 1, Secy.-Treas. 2, Pres. 13 GSC. 4, 3, 2, I, Food Chairman 1: Thalia 4, 3, 2, 1, Vice Pres. 13 GAA. 4, 3. 11113.11-443 MoRsE, Rl,JBPQRT XVARRI-IN Bob TH 111171 l11',V 11'1'111f111'1'y 111' 1110 1111'sk's 11'1'1m' 'ZK'U17l1.', Tennis 2, 1, VV 23 Swimming 13 Class Treus. 43 Orchestra 33 Animal Staff 1, Literary Editor 13 Hi Y 2, 1: VV Club 2, 1. PAERKE, HAROLD ISU-11 Hlvllllithv of 'Z'1IIlZ.1Z'l'S, 1111 is 1f11111'fy. Entered from Columbus High, Co- lumbus, XYisconsin, 2. Orchestra 3, 2, I. Page Nine KlI.tit1lilE, KA'I'lll.I'lEN ANN UIXyflj ' i'1 11l'1tlf1'0II 11111111 !111' 11Pf11'll'l1'. Prom Committee Z: Cluss Sc-cy. 4, 23 Debutante 33 Robin Hood .23 G,A.A. 43 G.S.C. 4, 3, 2, 1. V100 Pres. 13 Girls' Glue Club 3, 2, 1: Philomathizz 4, 3, 2, 1, Secy. 2, TTCUS- 1. I.ARsoN, Sv1.v1A 1'1ARNET Syl-z'1'11 U.11Ij'f1I1l'l1fl for ll tllllilaf life. Syniphony in Black and W'hite 3: GAA, 43 11.S.C. 3, 23 Thalia 3, 2, 1, Sec. 1. 1.YNUTT, MARGARET M1111111'1 ' B1'1111I-v is its 1111111 11.r1'11s1' for 17L'1.1Ij1. Entered from Columbus High School, Columbus, XVisconsin, 1. Girls' Glce Club 1: Trizxconta 1. wi A W , . 1V1ERt,iEN, JUTSIQPH !111 ' Had 31111111 to 111111131, 11111111111 111' 1oi'1'11 11111 11111'. Football 3, 2, 1, XV 2, 1: Golf 3, 2, 13 Swimming 4, 33 Hockey 3, 2: Class Pres. 43 Class Vice Pres. 2: Prom Committee 2: Orchestra 4, 33 Annual Staff 13 Glee Club 2, 13 Blue Arrow 4, 33 Hi Y 3, 2, 1: VV Club 2, 1. N 1X1ISSMAN, 1V11iREIlITH K. M1'l1I11 ' 'JlIt'tISll1't'.V, 1101 1111111, 1111110 ll1'2U0j'S 111711 my 111111'1e. Mikado 43 Debutante 33 Robin Hood 2: Girls' Glee Club 4, 3, 2, 13 GSC. 4, 3, 2, 1: Thalia 4, 3, 2, 1. Secy.-Treas. 3, Pres. 1. NQHR, DOROTHY JANE Dui . R1'ad, 11111113 11'111'11, 1111111 11I'Zt't11'l1'1j' 11'1g1'.s't. Orchestra 4, 3, 2, 13 Committee of 18, 2, 13 Pres. 2: G.A.A. 4, 3, 2, 13 Vice-Pres. 33Pres. 2, 13 GSC. 23 Philomathia 4, 3, 2, 1. M .,s,wt1w,1 11 RA1v1s111-QLL, E1.EANoR E111'1 ' 11'111'11s of 11'11f11 111141 .v11l11'1'111'sx. Mikado 43 Minstrel Shou' 4: Deb- utuntc 3: Symphony in Black and 1Vhite 3: Orchestra 3, 13 Girls' Glee Club 4, 3, 2, 13 Thulin 3, 2, l, Sccy. 3. la I ? .fv- -162' QF' 6' D gif' in X '5 w G' w V RE1cHENBi-ixo, IIARULIJ Bam Baud And anotlzcr red-skin bit the dust. Football 3, Football Mgr. 2, 1, W 2, 1: Basketball Mgr. 3, Z, 1, VV Club 2, 1. REINERIED, NVILLIAM RUSSELL Bi1l' What foods tlnfse morsvls bc. Christopher Bean 33 Big Hearted Herbert 23 Orchestra 3, 2. lkocKvyBfL, il ELIZABETH Betty .-L soiitlzurii star a music fvaAled. EIlt'Cl'tJfl,fI'0l1'l Keysville Virginia iHigh, School 1. Girls' tilee Club 11 G.S.C. 13 Thalia 1. STICK, KERLIIT CHARLES Kewl He had a large mirror before Tulzifh lie 'would go through his exer- rises. Football 4, 3, 2, 1, VV 3, 2, 1, Capt. 1: Basketball 4, 3, 2, 1, XV 15 Ten- nis 4, 3, 2, 1: Swimming 4, XV 4, 3, Z, 13 Hockey 4, 3, Z, Pres. 33 Blue Arrow 4, 3, Vice Pres. 33 VV Club 3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1, 1, Class SToNEMAx, HAIiOI,D Harold Each man rrafis on his own fair-ui. Glee Club 4. TITLEY, DoL'GLAs JACK Jacko On their own merits modest H1011 are a'umli. Entered from Verona High School 1. Basketball 13 The Queen's Hus- band 1: Orchestra 13 Boys' Glee Club 1, Debate Club 13 Red Dom- ino 1. VAN ABEL, HERBERT Dutch He rushed into the field and forc- niost fighting fell. Football 4, 3, 2, 1, W 3, 2, 13 Class Pres. 23 Prom Committee 2: Blue Arrow 4, 33 Hi Y 3, 2, lg W Club 3, 2, 1, Secy.-Treas. 1. WILKIE, JACK Keg Hr that increasrth his kizowledye, increases his sorrow. Football 4, 3, 2, 1, XV 2, 13 Bas- ketball 3, Z, 1, XV 2, 1: Regents' Scholarship, Chemistry 2: Scholastic Honor Pin 23 Class Secy. Z: Student Council 43 Debate 4: Orchestra 4, 33 Business Mgr. of 1936 VVisconsin: Committee of 18, Z, 13 Blue Arrow 4, 3, Pres. 33 Boys' filee Club 2, 13 Hi Y 3, Z, 1, Vice Pres. 1: Red Domino 2, 11 XV Club 2, 1. REINEKING, ELIZABETH Betty Oh sltame! lVhvre is thy blush? Entered from Sheboygan High School 1. Girls' Glee Club lg GSC. lg Thalia 1. R1cHEsoN, BIARTHA Martha For F1011 though -zwiquishccl' she roiila' at-yur still. Orchestra 23 G.A.A. 3, 2, 1. STARK, DORIJTHX' Dottie --l alaziglitvr of the Gods di'z'i11vly tall. ,Mikado 4, Girls' Glee Club 43 G.S.C. 4, 3, 2, lg Thalia 4, 3, 2, 1. STONEMAN, DoNALn Don The sweet mvlliflizous milleiiig of lllc' L'0'ZL'.U The Queens Husband 1, Boys' Czlee Club 1. -SWENSEN, BILL Bill The l'irtim of Cozzrziihialityf' Football 4, 3, 2, 1, VV 3, 2, lg Golf 3, 2, 1, Swimming 4, 3, 13 Prom King 2: Class Vice Pres. 4, 11 Mikado 4: Debutante 33 Robin Hood Z, Annual Staff lg Committee of 18 2, 13 Blue Arrow 4, 33 Boys' Glee Club 4, 3, 2, 1, Pres. 1: Hi Y 2, 1, XV Club 3, 2, 1, Vice Pres. 1. TWENHUFEL, XVILLIAM STEPHENS Billy Ye are the salt of the school. Basketball 2, 1, VV 2, 1, Regents' Scholarships, Math. 4, 3, Gym 25 Scholastic Honor Pin 23 Class Secy. 13 Animal Staff 1, Sports Editor 1, Orchestra 4, 3, 23 Hi Y 2, 1, Pres. 13 NV Club 2, 1. WARDLE, LEONE Durkie Au ll0IlL'.l'f woman of her ward. Student Council 2, 1, Pres. lg G.A.A. 4, 3, 2, 1, G.S.C. 43 Philo- mathia 4, 3, 2, 1. XVILSON, jonx F. J0lziu1iv But hi is risen, a later star nf tl'Ll'ZL'll.u Entered from 1Vest High School 3. Football 3, 2, l, VV 1: Hockey 3, 2, 1, XY 1, Clapt. 1: Orchestra 3: Blue Arrow 3: VV Club 1. Page Ten l l i 1 I I l I I it y if lt L 4 4 1 S i f l i l r 1 I f l f I i I F 'f le l THE EXPERIMENTAL CURRICULUM It was in the fall of 1933 that a decisive action was taken in the United States to modernize education. XVith the installment of a new system, credited with vast improvements over the now existing standard type of high school education, a move was made which may revolutionize the present teaching procedure. Today we have the need of an altered educational system to meet the present necessi- ties. Life today has many more complex problems than in the pioneer era. Vtfhereas our fathers, living aro-und the 1890's had only about 300 kinds of work to choose from, we have now over 2300 varied types, created mostly through the incredible progress of science. The special curriculum group aims to prepare students for the present day complications and conditio-ns of later life. Fortunately XYisconsin High School was invited by the Progressive Educa- tion Association to be one of the many experimental groups throughout the na- tion. The basic principles set forth by the Progressive Education Association come under two heads: l. XVhatever the participating school does by way of experiment should be so thorough a departure from the ordinary procedure of education, that the results, be they good or bad, can be traced definitely to some failing or virtue of the new system, 2. The cue for direction of such a departure is most likely to be found in some major omission or fault in the present practice. Two points have been discovered in the secondary school curriculum which have been attacked only half-heartedly. ln these two points, adjustment and in- tellectual improvement, the experimental group curriculum has departed from the present high school standards. lt is the opinion of the Progressive Educa- tion Association that adjustment is needed to cope with the complexities men- tioned before. The conclusion drawn from the intellectual improvement idea is that the standard system gives only the advantages of more general wisdom, leaving the pupil to form his own design fo-r living. Another fault found in the school system of today is the passive acceptance, by the students, of facts rather than a more active participation in class discussion and an exhibition of reluc- tance to accept all ideas set forth. Consequently, the program o-f the experimental group was build around these first two principles with the last advanced idea as one of the foremost corrections to take place. The adjustment program consists of four subjects, education for Community Living, educatio-n for Health, education for Leisure Time and education for Vocations and College Life. The program for intel- lectual improvement is made up of elective courses varying in number from the Sophomore year through the Senio-r year. The adjustment program, being the major change effected, will warrant the most discussion. Let us look into the nature of the different subjects. Edu- cation for Community Living, supervised by Burr NV. Phillips, puts emphasis on two purposes, the first of which is to keep abreast of current affairs and get the best possible understanding of them, and the second, an analysis of the major social trends in our country. Perhaps many wonder if this is not covered in the other social studies such as History. A good deal of it may be, but in order to obtain a compact knowledge of histo-rical and present day affairs and social trends, they must be linked together and combined, fragmentary sketches from history studies soon leave the mind. To accomplish the purpose of student in- itiative, formerly given as an aim of this experiment, an orientation unit was estab- lished to encourage an interest in current affairs and the regular use of the news- papers, magazines and radio in regard to this subject. Education for Health is led by Miss Lynda XVeber and Mr. Harold G. McMullen who have, through extensive research, gained a mass of information and certain set principles in the field of personal and community health. Miss Henderson assisted bv teach- ing the fine points of marketing from the consumers standpoint. Aniong the things touched upon in this course are: adjustment to- the school program, posture Page Eleven in relation to body health, the prolongation or furthering of life, bacteriological study in relation to infection in health, intelligent marketing and community hygiene with relation to personal hygiene. This course has accomplished the purpose of bringing to our attention the importance of health in moulding our life activities. Education for Leisure Time is an entirely new subject and was formulated for the previously mentioned adjustment idea to prepare young people for an increased amount of leisure time in the future. The difference in teaching procedure of this course from the others is that so many more instructors had a hand in executing the proposed plan at some time or other. The former coach, Russell Rippe, did assist, and the present coach, Clyde Knapp, will assist in leisure education in the world o-f sports. Drama, music, art and literature were jointly ha.ndled by Miss Hoard, Miss Springhorn, Miss Rector, Miss Boreh- ers, Mr. Claxton and Mr. Lees. To motivate interest, such activities as music request programs and special literature and drama studies, were attempted. Imaginative journeys, taken on a tentative XVestern trip were written up by the Alpha group and several of the students presented their compositions o-ver Radio Station XYHA. Another leisure activity unit termed, Know Your Auto- mobile, was led by Mr. Hinderman and Mr. McMullen, in an effort to educate boys and girls alike as to what makes our common machine servants run. The fourth constant of the adjustment program is Education for Vocations and College Life, which, by the title is self-explanatory. Extensive studies of the most important colleges and universities allowed our group to print a booklet giving full particulars concerning the different schools. In pursuing the vocations study, accomplished men of their respective fields, gave talks on the nature of out- standing voca.tions. The discussion of these four constants brings to an end the adjustment idea. For intellectual improvement. electives, taken by all students of the VVisconsin High School, were dressed up to suit the whims of the experiment directors. Such changes as, alternation of class days twhich also was the case in many adjustment studiesj, different teaching procedures and new study materials, were effected. With this sketchy review of the experiment in schooling, perhaps you can gain, as least, an inkling as to the purposes of the experiment and a partial knowledge of its actual working. Although this writeup has been purely ob- jective so far, it would not be complete without a word from the students stand- point. XVhen we were notified of the curriculum change, there were many do-ubts and misgivings as to the value of an experiment, under which we were to act as human ,guinea pigs. XVith the beginning of the school year, explanations were attempted to make clear many of the doub-tful points, but little enlighten- ment was gained until a month or two passed. XVe were all inclined to disbeliev- ing the merits of the new system and openly expressed our cynicism, thus making the teachers' jobs more tedious. VVe fo-und ourselves endowed with greater free- dom of study and action than ever before and some of us undoubtedly took more liberties than we should have under such circumstances. The first year, being as much an experiment for the teachers as ourselves, was quite successful. Few mistakes were apparent. Only such activities as fencing classes and rhythm classes, in the Leisure Time group, could be classed as time wasters. These relatively useless activities have been replaced by more beneficial ones and the experiment can be said to be safely past the haphazard guessing stage. During the junior year, the work was more difficult, with a gradual dropping off o-f many Leisure Time activities and an inclination toward more serious work. These tendencies persisted throughout the entire year and the Senior class of the follow- ing year had only six subjects as a result of the terminatio-n of Leisure Time. As a mark of gratitude, we, the Alpha group, express our appreciation to the teachers who have worked so hard to bring us through the three trying years of experiment. -A GUINEA Pic: Page Twelve i. .L .lf . 'ii X ll ll M7 JUNIOR CLA tg, fu., 'kilwtret-U19 is J D, u u , Qt . .X a 4 9 s W s J. N JJ 6 L A tl 2 i V l is l I i I 1 l l I ff :W F M. if OFFICERS : President Vice-President Secretary - Treasurer Having success Qin! SS li.4 thi. First Row: Daniels, Hansen,iiIohnson, Wflsoni, Thomas, Krueger, Pratt, M strand, Marsh, Snyder. Second Row: Desch, Curtin, Mutchler, Jones, Sommers, Plummer, Anderson, Buxton Johnson, Sheldon, Strong, Dawson. Third Row: Jollos, Fish, Schuettc, O'Malley, Batdorf, VVitzemann, Kolb, McCormick Lutbeg, Gillen, Bowden. Fourth Row: Blankensee, Corry, Frank, Mueller, Rockwood, Rash, Kerr, Zanoya, Clay- ton, Sanderson. Fi t Ro : F1211 , Sanderson, Lorenz, Hendrickson, Kriel, Thompson, Lewis, Royston W en, ill, mes. if flied! Qj ,ir fi ' -t QS! ss A, QL. Ks it - Dick JAMES BILL LIUTCHLER JSEANNE BTUELLER - BILL JONES fully passed all requirements in our Freshman and Sopho- more years, we are now worthy Juniors. This year we were even busier and more successful than in our last two years. We enthusiastically took part in all school activities. Members of the Junior class took part in the all-school and one-act plays. Many Juniors are in the glee-clubs and the newly organized A Cappella Choir. Several of our group are officers of various clubs. Nearly all of the boys and some of the girls take part in sports with great interest. A few of the boys are letter-men in various sports. One of them is Dick James, our class president this year, and next year's football captain. And then Prom! Because there was no Sophomore Shuffle due to scarlet fever, Prom was the one big dance of the year. At the very first of the year when we found ourselves juniors and with the Prom confronting us our enthus- iasm knew no bounds. And so, by an overwhelming majority, Tom Lorenz was elected Prom King. Then, what a time of suspense there was! XVe had to wait so long to know who the Prom Queen would be. Finally a little more than a month before Prom was held the whole school knew that Mary jane Thomas was the Queen of the Junior Prom. Under our capable King and Queen and two faculty advisers, Mrs. Burr and Mr. Hinderman, we, the Junior Class made good in our Prom and all our activities. Page Thirteen if sl lnffffff' V, soPuoMoRE Ji C L A S S tp. Q !.f..,fi-'-1,1-A-VM-L L1 UL gp C 4 , f LMLQ4 s .. fd First Row: Volk, Nesbit, Pekel, Truax, Wilkie, Carroll, Stoneman, VVittwer, Lillegren, Olson. ,MJ Clouw- D , Second Row: Marks, Odegard, Peterson, Sakrison, Anderson, Saeck, Kessler, Ewbank, Hogan, Jackson, Walton. . if Third Row: Clayton, Pekel, Hanson, Holt, Riesser, Kubly, Klein, Buerki, Sanna, Colbert. ful lf Fourth Row: Hendrickson, Hopkins, Winckler, Wolff, Kalbskopf, McNeel, Whitnier, ' ,- 09'-4 Doig, Rogers, Findlay, Aberg. ff' Wt! ' Fifth Row: Stoeber, Brodhead, Waters, Gr eley, iicent, Jackson, Harrington, Mucks, Buck, Slidell. X -'yvlfrlfr gf OFFICERS! , President - - DARWIN XVATERS it Vice-President - CoRNEL1.-x ROGERS ' i 5' Secretary - MARY ELEANOR TRUAX ,CYXX Treasurer - - ZXIERRILYN OLSON if . , . . .. fc? V ,J Much ado about nothing' seems to describe the Sophomore activities to X date. Enthusiasm was stimulated when the date was set in November for the 02 annual Sophomore Shuffle. Plans were formulated a.nd approved, the or- chestra was hired and the decorating committee was all set to take off with an orig- inal, new and attractive plan for converting the old gym into a fantastic winter playground. Buzz! Buzz! everybody was excited, for, after all, this was the first and only Sophomore Shuffle we had ever promoted. Boom! zowiel and a couple of whamsl Up Hew the registry of scarlet fever cases and down went the lid on all social activities! l ! No parties, no entertainments, and worst of all, no Sophomore Shuffle. VVe revived our disappointed spirits by generously donating to one of Madi- son's needy families at Christmas time. The response was so great that three bushel baskets were filled with staple foods, meats, and fresh fruits and vege- tables, enough for many delicious meals. Then, following the Christmas vacation when the scarlet fever epidemic seemed to be subsiding we revived our plans for the Sophomore Shuffle. VVe did lots of talking, dug up our first plans for decorations, punch, orchestra, invita- tions, etc. But before we had gotten into action Mr. Ryan interrupted us with news of another han on social gatherings. No Shuffle, said he, so we burned our blue-prints, and decided to cancel our plans permanently. So, the class of nineteen thirty-eight will go down in history as one class who managed to be happy without a Shuffle. Page Fourteen Z may - ' . r an. Y l FRESI-IMAN CLASS r. .lx fl t !4' A L f I i K .f Avis-'QT-Tf3'Xff 'ev FYYX Front Row: Moore, Sheldon, Eisele, Grady, Stoneman, Jackso , Bradley, Richardson Nordness, Patterson. Second Row: Trumbower, Holmes, Nesbit, Jollos, Advisers Johnson and Weightnian .M Smith, Worth, Koester, Boltz, Stafford. Third Row: Zapata, Hall, Reinfried, Oeland, Fleming, Rockwood, Stimson, Luster Terry, Steinhauer, Clark, Jamieson. CJ. Fourth Row: VVright, Stroud, Bradley, Murphy, Horner, Klipstein, Mcfiruer, Kinne Jackson, Martin, Sullivan. Fifth Row: Beck, Lorenz, Thomas, Richardson, Hirschberg, Smith, Otto, Jackson O'Connell, De Pew. QD it , ' , i . 1 ! ii i Q F fix '- . i JY L- I of l sf it C J, A la K' ' ' g '54 ' Fi X CM! J Q Nil Vx -f'. ., Xp i XXX l,fV -frjxvxkff J ii! X Jr +L ' W' ik V . 'E ,yt J' C a f C ' -1 4- Y lf iii . XJ fs, QQ K, , A g K at X S CJR! 'A VVS! :c OFFICERS: :Q --A W LA, '- f X f f Ex , X X Lyfxs xy K 'ply f.. '?'g President - - - - - 4- - ,f -'fy OB BECK I Vice-President - - it, - PAUL LORENZ , l i .f T Secretary-Treasurer -,QQ ----- ANN JACKSON p i mwvyft W T F' For Not the Freshmen, but the upper classmen, may with a mere glance at the A title and the picture pass this by with the thought that these Freshies are just 5 as green as they themselves must have been. But, we can convince you with evi- . dence that this is an up-and-coming Freshman Class as shown by the way it has X entered into the school activities, such as: The boys enthusiastically going out for football, basketball, swimming, and ockey-and the girls in basketball, volley ball, swimming, tumbling, and soccerg Or the one-act plays tempting many of us not only to try out for but to get parts in-all going off smoothly with the aid of many practice teachers and Mr. Lees. V J i Also the concert and Forensic contests included some Freshmen participants. he Frolic, which is held early in the year, was greatly enjoyed by the 3 Freshmen, as the important social function of the year. x p Miss Weightman and Miss Ruth Johnson, our enthusiastic advisers will T , help us just as much throughout the balance of o-ur high school ears. c X pp I 'V N Q dum ,gb ci L a gg r l , ' , A 'D f' cody' JTAL . p xx. V , , : ,6 'b Page Fifteen X X 1 lx ctw-fVX ?3,'lY 5 Q tv. First Row: Bryant, Hall, Farley, Parker, Stoeber, Murray, Holmes, Salter, Adams, Salter. Second Row: Fox, Gilbert, Bush, Enneking, Walton, McGuire, Topp, Coe, Knudsen, Neidner, Turner. Third Row: Sheldon, Levenick, Mulholland, Benson, Larson, Sanderson, Splinter, Daw- son, M3CDl1ffCC, Eggers, Flemming, Hunt. by EIGHTH GRADE L ,fs- N 1, 4 t . xi OFFICERS! J xx 5 First Seuzesfm' Srcona' Semester Of? MAC TURNER - - President - VIRGINI.A PARKER BETTY STOERER - Vice-President - - OSMON FOX IXTARY LTCGUIRE Secretary LIARY TWCGUIRE M The lVisconsin High School eighth grade class under the direction of Miss Springhorn has chosen the subject of hobbies for discussion during home-room meetings. Among the most interesting were horse-back riding, hockey, shooting, tennis, and sailing. One of us has a scrapbook of playing cards of about one-thousand different designs. The stamp collectors in the room were many and we enjoyed hearing of their various collections. The hobby most interesting and unusual was a soil collection. The collector has obtained soil from twenty-eight states in the Union and many foreign coun- tries including Sweden. Italy, Brazil, a.nd England. This hobby was picked up by a Madison newspaper columnist and was printed in other papers and readers are enlarging the girl's collection. She keeps the soil in small containers and has an ambition to obtain some from all the states and countries in the world. During our class hours we have had some interesting and unusual work in General Language. thoughts and ideas. VVe have individual notebooks in which we put our own One of the phases of General Language we have worked on is derivatives from Latin word roots. On other pages of our notebooks are the etymologies of Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. Is it anv wonder that we have had such interesting and educational home- room periods and class hours? Page Sixteen SEVENTH GRADE First Row: Jones, Browne, George, Sheldon, Larson, Baernstein, Townsend, Pride I 6 Second Row: Blum, Bradley, Marks, Draper, Vallis, Robinson, Udegard, Ross, Rippe, Third Row: Wliite, Klipstein, Mosley, Peterson, Bunn, Roseler, lfwhank, filtto. OFFICERS: President - IIENRY lixvmxic Vice-President - HoLTAN filllEGARIJ Secretary Jack RIARKS We, the class of '41, feel that through enthusiastic participation in all activi- ties we ha.ve accomplished something worth while. During the go-od autumn weather we played many exciting games of football, soccer, baseball, and speed- ball at Camp Randall. Our promising' hasketeers competed in intramural basket- ball while we all enjoyed swimming every week during the season. In Manual Arts the boys, under Mr. Divers' instruction, liuilt streamlined airplanes and fast sailboats, while in Home Economics the delicious aromas told what the girls and Miss Henderson were making. Many young musicians under the direction of the music teachers have im- proved noticeably. The seventh, eighth, and ninth grades, directed by Miss Springhorn, presented a Christmas play. Dressed in white and singing Christmas carols as Mr. Pooley read from the Bible. they made a deep impression on teach- ers, parents, and students. Some members of the class gave puppet shows while others starred in one-act plays. In home room, besides electing officers, choosing class colors, name. and slogan, giving a tree and Christmas basket to a needy family, we have learned much about parliamentary law and politics from Mr. Edgerton. Mr. Ryan, Mr. Edgerton, Miss Ruth Johnson, Mr. Knapp. Mrs. Rector. Mr. Sur, Mr. McMullen, Miss Ball, Miss Springho-rn, Mrs. Burr, Miss Hen- derson, and Mr. Divers, thanks a lot for all you have taught us. Page Seventeen JUG' if R X-W -sl SHRAPN EL l'm building up To. an awful letdown l'm sitting high ulvlogon Editorial graft Joeski Razor ?, mad, sweet Bashful Boobs The Continental Poised by a model Tournament Strangler Stoneman Literary Editor Chuck and Joe Blow Power and Light Park your carcass Joe's a phine artist Groaning Gross Bam and Art Atlas Blushing Betty Smoke Screen Prison Break Sirens Slush F A Prexy Disgruntled graduate DUM-DUMS Queen and Slop Edgerton Game Cuties, Crate Manager and Liquid? Dreadnaughts Sour-puss and Stooge Thawing Southern Exposure Amazons Prom King on the Half-shell Schuette and Babe Skinned Fish Belle of W.H.S. Bat and Babes Mumpy Petite Piano Pounder Usyn School Hero Bones Butch uslugn Cap'n J ames N Ki N MSR X X sx X N Ox -...W :agp-Q. i 'W 19 ,.,- k , ,,,,,. SMALL-BORES I-lorsing Around Peeping Toms Josephine Posed Laurel 8x Hardy Droo py drawers Ricardo Let's Have It Quiet She Stoops to Conk Her My God! More Skates! Try a little thatch shearing Nice a-pier-ing Two Gun Kid UNed,, Some Bunn Cheapskate Maid on a Horse Stoneman Takes a Hurdle wronyn Our Gang Xf L? K I .i bl n- N P V D A lx. 1 K 'A I x 5 5 A E N I L 4.-Qs W j M' A X Nw - J p D 1 .X E Q ? Z I 3'-w 'X X ' 'Ag 'ff li .Q 1 X X , XJ 2' J . ' XIXU gg 9 Jilin, 1 3 Q gf wmgw I M min, f ' as 41, S I We H' . Zi ' b . ? 1 VP, 1 9 uLH,11 ANNUAL STAFF First Row: Salter, Nesbit, VVilkie, Adviser Poole-y, Editor Collins, Adviser Phillips jackson, Bus'h, Lvnott. Second Row: Hunt, Bradley, Daniels, Morse, Anderson, Descli, Sheldon, Mergen, Marks Third Row: Daniels, Bradley, Slidell, Davis, Lfolenian, Cady, Larson, Bruns. Fourth Row: Hackbartli, Balsley, Swcnstn, lNilkie, Royston, Butler, Bradley, Twen- hofel, James. EDITORIAL BOARD Editor-in-Chief XMILL COLLINS Business Manager - hlixcii XVILKIE Activities - FARRINQQTON DAN1ELs Art - - 'loE BRADLEY Literature Sports Dramatics Music Snapshots Advisers and Forensics - Bois Moiasu B1LL TW1aNi1orEL - PHILIP Di:scH lXl,xR4xARE'1' Busu - - ROBERT Drxris MR. PH1L1.Ivs, MR. Pooriex' STAFFS Art-Uta Hagen Dorothy Larson Margaret Lynott, Bob Sheldon, Patty Slidell, Nanci' Nesbit Bien Anderson. Literature-Dick James Sylvia Jackson, Ric Bradley, Patricia Salter, Jack Marks. Sports-Joe Mergen Bill Swensen. Music-Margaret Bush Fred Butler. Humor Fred Butler Farrington Daniels, Fred Balsley, Bob Mfgrse, Toni Liolenrin. Snapshots Toni Coleman Fred Balstley, Farringto.i Daniels, Fred Butler, Ric Rrgullcy. Page Twenty cne Faculty-Philip Desc'h, Florence Daniels, Sylvia Jackson. First Row: Mutchler, Davis, Collins, Adviser Hinderrnan, Twenhofel, Wilkie, Morse, Daniels. Second Row: Desch, Brodhead, Mergen, YVaters, Swensen, Lorenz, Harrington. Third Row: James, Jackson, Butler, Gross, Edgerton, Bradley. O1frrcERs: President - BILL TWENHOFEI. Vice-President - - JACK VVILKIE Secretary-Treasurer XVILI. Co1.LrNs Hi-Y has completed another year of service to its members. The main pur- pose of this older boys' club is to- provide fellowship, cultural advantages and en- tertainment to the boys in it. This purpose has been realized in the past school year. In order to achieve its purpose H1X has sexeral txpcs of meetings Fduca tional meetings present an interesting rnformatrxe speaker talking on any subject from boxing to the I cague of Nations Occasionally trips are taken through hos prtals manut rcturrng pl rnts rnd other pl rces of interest During social meetings the boxs ste 1 show go bowling or hare some other kind of good time together Among the best sperkers he 1rd this year were H B NlcCartx manager of radio station XX HA who talked on his European trip and Prof Twenhofel A trip through thc lrckson Clinic gave the boys some pointers on modern practice of medrcrnc Social meetings included taking rn a show and the traditional Spring steak fry Hr X rs also a leading social club being noted for the quality of its func tions A winter and spring party are customary This year the winter party was grxen at rck XVrlkres home and everybody enjoyed rt 'lhe spring party with a real lrxe orchestra was held at Irom Ising Tom Lorenz s home and was a definite success lhc Mothers Banquet held rn the spring honoring the members mothers concluded this year s actrxrtres Page Twenty two f ' s N '- ' J, '- ' Q Q s ' :. - - .A .J 1 ' A ' ,4 V r . N . , B c J - bi 'ri' z ' ' K' 1 Q z ' z ' 3 5 . g Je Q V 1 z .i , gs ' ' ' - V , V c 7 V , . who gave a lecture on Newfoundland. cu J' 5 g , S. , v -V LY' n 6 Ji. Q ' b 4 'Y s 8 - ' ' . - . 'D . '. s . , . . ,O . sv -w sf J -s , , . ,l I - ., , . L a . I-II-Y r . P ie if i .lf ' f n .S K, -Q u L XY, IL lt X A PH1LoMiAT, LTA , -'Vx Li -' . J' ' . LV, ff ' 'yi J! A v QV 24 C 'J is , . Ai t A ,t F. xt First Row: Daniels, Pekel, Truinbower, Ncsbit, Adviser W'e-ightnian, Jamieson, 'liruax K Wilkie, N. Nesbit, Stroud. Second Row: Thomas, Lihapinan, Marsh, liillcgren, Olson, Odegard, Schuette, Rogers Mcforinick. Third Row: Nohr, McNeel, Bruns, VVardle, Kilgore, Hopkins, Slidell, Hagen. O FFICIQRS: First Scnzcsfvz' Second Srnzvsfvr INGE BRUNS - MARY JANE THoMAs PATTY SLIDELL - KAY KILGORE - BARBARA KEssEN1cK President MARY JANE THOMAS Vice-President - BARBARA EWBANK - Secretary FLORENCE D.NNlFALS Treasurer DoRo'rHY NOHR Food Chairman BARBARA McNEEL Philomathia is both a so-cial club for its members and a service club for the school. The social activities were several. First, and most important were the regular monthly meetings held at the homes of members. XVe just shoo the occu- pants out of the house and bring in the food for our delightful supper, planned and prepared by our food chairman and helpers, and have a general good time. And then there was the sleigh ride party, held after one of those unsatisfactory basketball games. We started from the armory and cheered, laughed, sang, and yelled our way to the home of one of the members where hot cocoa and delicious sandwiches were served to- thaw us out. In carrying out our purpose of serving the school we kept the library chairs pushed in place at noon and also saw to it that the magazines in that worthy room were kept straight. VVe subscribed to the Good Housekeeping Magazine and donated it to the school. And at times, when everybody was using it or had bid for it next we wished that we had kept it for ourselves. Our largest service was the parent-faculty tea. This, although quite a bit of work was lots of fun for us and was appreciated by the parents and teachers rand by the pupils-?l for it gave them a chance to get acquainted and talk over various things. The club was run very smoothlv and ablv this vear under the guidance of our business-like officers and our sionsor, Bliss Xvellfllllllllll, who governs us with C ts her smile. Page Twenty- three RED First Row Lolbert, Desch, Adviser Pooley, Kallevang, Lorenz. Second Row Harrington, Vtiallon, Gross, Titley. Third Row Gillette, Butler, VVilkie. f ll l It'liRSf President ---- CHAR1.Es KALLEX'ANG Secretary-'l'reasurcr-Vice-President - PHILIP DESCH Upon the shoulders uf the members of Red Domino falls a great deal of the mechanical, routine work ccnnected with the production of plays. In this respect. the organization is somewhat of a service club to the school. However. that is not entirely the vital purpose. The club consists of about a dozen boys all of whom are interested in obtaining a practical and theoretical knowledge trf the theatre. 'l'herefore we try to form a well-rounded program to obtain this in- formation. As was mentioned above, the actual producticn of plays can be studied from the staging of play s. Then, of course, along with back-stage work is actual acting, many of the members taking' part in the all-school and one-act plays. At the meetings there is urually a well-known speaker, or, perhaps a play is read by the members or by our sponstir. Sometimes the club is entertained for supper, and sometimes we hold just an evening meeting. Our plans call for a social function toward the end of the year. Altogether we have had a lot of fun, and have learned quite a bit about the stage. Mr. Pooley returned as our sponsor this fall. after a half a year's absence, and he has done a great deal toward keeping the fundamental purpose of the club always before its members. XYe certainly feel that we have had a Fine year and we hope for many more of them. Page Twenty-f-ur TRIACONTA First Row: Larson, Lady, Bush, Rockwood, Mueller, F1 h Second Row: jackson, Peterson, Hall, Anderson, VVilson Third Row: Johnson, Hansen, Lynott, Mclntyre, Hendrickson hxxbank OFFICERS: President - - hlARtRARET BUSH Vice-President NANcY CADY Secretary JEANNE NIUELLER Treasurer Dokornv l-ARsoN One of the outsta.nding dramatic clttbs in the school is Triaconta. It was founded for Senior High girls and welcomes members who are interested in any phase of dramatics, be it acting, make-up, backstage work, or publicity. In keeping with this purpose Triacbnta has, this year, entered into many of the activities connected with the dramatic productions of the school. For some of the one-act plays the club undertook to supply the properties and do back-stage work, for others the make-up work. Publicity for the All School Play was handled by the club. Triaconta also sponsored the Senior Baby Picture Contest and awarded prizes to the winners. The club has a business meeting every two weeks and monthly supper meet- ings at members' homes. The various programs given at the supper meetings this year were extremely interesting, including a talk on make-up by Ray Hol- combe and an informal discussion of dramatics led by Dr. Lees. At Christmas time the club had a party and gifts were exchanged. Late in the spring Triaconta will give either a tea for the mothers of the girls or a farewell dance for the seniors. Triaconta has as its adviser, Miss .lean Hoard, who-, being well acquainted with acting, and make-up in particular, has given us much valuable help through- out the year. Page Twenty-five W CLUB First Row: .Xdviser llinderman, Rc-iclienberg, jones, Yan .-Xbel, Stick, Albrecht, Kelly, Hanson, Lfoach Knapp. Second Row: Ellis, Mergen, Royston, Collins, James, Bradley, VVaters, Mutchler. Third Row: VVilson, Hackbarth, XVilkie, Swensen, Txvenhofel, Morse, Grebler. O1f1f1cERs: President - Romilzr ALBRECIIT Vice-President - - BILL SwENsEN Secretary-Treasurer HERBERT VAN ABM. This has been the most successful year the NYU club has had since its in- ception three years ago. lt has been able to accomplish something this year that the club has failed to do previously, that is, to provide social entertainment. The first party ever held by the WY club was held this year at .lack XVilkie's home. The main purpose, however, of the club is to uphold the ideals of the NYY and to foster all intramural athletic actlvitles and to create an active interest in these by promoting their welfare as much as possible. Included in the NYU club, is the NYU board, whose membership consists of the captains of the following sports: football, basketball, hockey, swimming, track, tennis, and golf in addition to Athletic manager and Athletic Director. Their purpose is to decide which eligible boys will receive letters in the various sports. Much of the organizations success this year is due to the splendid cooperation of Coach Knapp and Mr. Hmderman. Page Twenty-six THALIA First Row: Milward, Missnian, Adviser johnson, Luster, Przitt Second Row: Snyder, Larson, Milxvarrl, Rockwell, Rcinelcing. Third Row: Rainsdell, Frank, Stark, lsiitbeg, Horner. QFFICERS: President ltfliiuariirn lXfIlssMixN Vice-President - HI+1LPIN TNTILVYARID Secretary F-YI.vI,x Lmqsox Treasurer LILLIAN I.il-imma.-xi' Thalia has spent a most enjoyable year as a member of and contributor to the Play Shop and as a distinct dramatic organization. Uur activities relative to the school's dramatic presentations have centered principally around the costuming, publicity and make-up. Lectures were given on these subjects by Mrs. Lees and llliss Rockwell which helped the members greatly. As an individual group, Thalia made careful plans for the year's accomplish- ments. One of the most interesting projects of Thalia is one that can be carried on from year to year. This project will grow more interesting and beneficial as the work progresses, since at every meeting each member contributes a small bit. This consists of pictures of costumes, character make-up or a signiticant setting that may be useful as a suggestion in the future. A scrap book is also kept, containing all newspaper clippings concerning lYisconsin High dramatic events. These and other projects were carried out very satisfactorily by distributing the duties to all members of the club, This, with the able guidance of our sponsor, Miss Laura Johnson, has enabled the club to experience a pleasurable and most successful year. Page Twenty-seven , l..llc'llk'tI'lLll BLUE ARROW ront Row P kel, llanson, ,-Xtlviser Trump, Lorenz, Beck. Second Row Holt, Brodhead, XVaters, Vincent. Third Row brteley, Buck, Jackson, O'Connell. O1-'ificiiks : President CHt'cK HANSKJN Secretary PAUL LORENZ Treasurer BOB JACKSLJN This club was created tive years ago to provide more educational and social activities for Freshman and Sophomore boys. XYhen a Sophomore member be- comes a ,lunior he is automatically dropped from the club. The club meets on alternate weeks at the homes of members. During the tirst semester, meetings were held every other XVednesday, but the day was changed at mid-semester to Monday to avoid contiicting meetings of other clubs to which several Sophomore members belong. The social activities were furthered by the meetings, and by two parties given by the club every school year. Une of these parties is given at the beginning of the year and the second one is held in the latter part of May. To this party are invited the alumni of the club from the previous year. At meetings, talks are given by club members or outside speakers. Various projects were studied this year, but the production of motion pictures received the most concentration. This took care of the activities along the educational line. The club has twelve members this year. Five were back from last year and the other seven were initiated into the organization in the fall. The members were under the Fine supervision of Mr. Trump, whom we wish to thank for his cooperation and his splendid interest in the club work. Page Twenty-eight GIRLS' STUDENT CLUB l l i ' A I' ' A 1 i ' First Row: Boltz, Zapata, VVilson, Thomas, Kilgore, Adviser Pfeiffer, tfihapinan, Ilillc gren, Stafford, Clark. Second Row: Daniels, Steiifhauer, Milward, Reinfried, Krueger, Xlfright, Milvvard, I strand, Sakrison. Third Row: Kolb, VVitzemann, liilicd, Reineking, Rockwell, M,ct'orn1ick, Hogan, Kalbs kopf, Kinne, Aberg. Fourth Row: VVllllI1lL'l', Findlay, Mclntyre, Stark, Rockwood, Carly, Larson, Klissm Corry. OFF1cERs: President - FR,xNcEs CHM-ix1.fxs1 Vice-President K.X1'l'll,FFN Kiifgoarg Secretary - -lANE'r I,ll.l.lil'iRl'.N Treasurer Mixkx' JANE Tnoxi.xs Girls' Student Club is open to any and every girl in XYisconsin lligh. Its purpose is to provide a club life for all high school girls. It meets every other XVednesday at the Y.XV.C.A. A business meeting is held, after which supper is served. At this time we have the opportunity of getting acquainted with each other and spending a social hour together. After supper wc have the programs. which are not only interesting, but educational-talks, home talent programs. roller skating, movies, and service work. This year was a particularly outstanding one for Ci.S.C.. ln the early fall we gave a mixer dance for all new students in the high school. Tasty retresh- ments were served which added to the enjoyment of the afternoon. Une of the most interesting activities of ti.S.C. this year was dressing dolls at Christmas time for lX'ladison's less fortunate children. ln the same spirit Easter baskets were made for them. At Thanksgiving a dinner was provided for a poor family, and with the cooperation of the whole school we collected and gave a substantial sum of mo-ney to the Community Union. Much of our success this year as an active, interesting, and progressive club has been due to the able leadership of our president, Frances Chapman, and the guidance of our adviser, Mrs. Pfeiffer. Page Twenty-nine A- STUDENT COUNCIL 3.6- First Row: XYilson, Jackson, .-Xdviser Phillips, XVardle, George. Second Row: Milward, Ciollins, Marks, Hunt. Third Row: Hall, Bowden, Trunibower. 4 iifificiiits: President - - I.EoNE XVARDLE Vice-President - WiLL COLLINS Secretary - SYLVIA JAcKsoN Last fall the Student Council assembled with Mr. Phillips to discuss va- rious problems which lay before it. Among these was that of the school rings and pins. The Council appointed a committee to determine the reason for the lack of interest in the school jewelry as well as to discuss the possibility of alter- ing the design and price. NYC then selected three different rings from a large assortment shown us. The ring that was finally chosen by the school is available in either gold or silver, with or without a stone or in black onyx. The pins have the same design as the rings and are made of filled gold. The Council also took charge of the distribution of Christmas baskets after receiying many helpful suggestions from Bliss Henderson as to how to make them most useful and welcome. XYe discussed the new activities plan which was introduced in the school for the first time this year. As usual the annual shortage of cheerleaders was reme- died by the Council, In cooperation with the city of lladison's driye against automobile accidents the Student Council planned a safety program in the school. Through various channels, such as talks. slides, dramatic skits, and an essay contest on safety, we have planned to influence the student body to obey the safety rules both as driyers and as pedestrians. Pa ge Thirty Q , GIRLS' ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION First Row: Salter, Hall, Clark, Marks, Coach Ball, Nohr, Stroud, Baernstein, Nesbit. Second Row: Sheldon, Hall, Jamieson, Boltz, Rcinfried, Kalhskopf, Steinhaner, Utto AVliite. Third Row: Jackson, Bowden, Kinnc, W'itzemann, llogan, Rogers, Kessler, XVright. Fourth Row: Reineking, Mcforniick, Missman, AfVincklcr, Larson, Wlarflle, Sakrison. ISJFFICERSZ President - Doitotnv NOHR Vice-President - - NIARY JANE IAIARKS Secretary-Treasurer - CLARK STRIJUD Recording Secretary - JANET CLARK Social Cliairman PHOEBE SAKRIsoN The aim of the Girls' Athletic Association is lu promote girls' athletics at AVisconsin High. Letters are awarded to- girls who have earned the necessary number of points. To win a large NV a girl must have earned IOOO points while a small AV, which is the only letter that junior High girls can win, is awarded for SOO points. In addition to- the AVE a cheveron is awarded for an extra. 500 pounts. Points are received for the amount of outside activity in ath- letics such as ho-rsehack riding!36 hours-75 points, organized hiking-2 points per mile, junior Red Cross Life Saving-125 points, etc. Last fall many of the girls played speedhall, volley hall, and later haskethall after school. In a recent volley hall tournament in which representatives of every class took part, the senior class defeated the sophomores to win the tournament. Qther girls are seen splashing in the pool at I.athrop Hall every Saturday morning. Members of the swimming cluh, a hranch of the GJXA., have elected as President, Dorothy Larsong Vice-President. Ducky XVEI1'tllCQ and Secretary- Treasurer, Carolyn Hall. Page Thirty-one ORCHESTRA Left to right: Ranisdcll, Bruns, Thompson, Sheldon, VVitzeniann, Harrington, Kolb, Terry, Otto, Ifwbank, Kelso, Kinne, Pacpke, Trunibower, VVilson, Riesser, Titley, Staf- ford, Colbert, Dickson, Sakrison, Marks, Nohr, Steinhaner, Moore, Larson, Director Sur, Sonnncrs, Oelanil, James. FJFFICERSI President - - TIM HARRINGTON Vice-Presiclc-nt MARGARET NVITZEMANN Secretary - - - JOHN BRANN The XYisconsin .lligh School Senior Orchestra, although it is not large in numbers has received much praise from teachers, parents and others for its work during the past school year. Many of the students are doing their Flrst year of orchestra work while some have been in it for a longer time. Under the directorship of Mrs. Rector the orchestra displayed its talent sev- eral times during the tirst semester. In the fall the orchestra furnished enter- tainment before and between the acts of the all-school play, The Queen's Hus- band. Both before and after Christmas vacation the orchestra played for the one-act plays, many of the orchestra members giving solos. Following the one- act plays the orchestra and glee clubs gave their annual winter concert. During the program several solos were given by the University participators. At the end of the hrst semester the orchestra received the bad news that Mrs. Rector was leaving. liveryone connected with the orchestra was very sorry to see her leave and felt it a great loss. During the period that the orchestra waited for their new director, Mr. wlebe, a former University participator, took charge. After two weeks our new director, Nr. Sur, arrived from Fort XVayne with a very enviable record there. During the comparatively short period of time that Mr. Sur had been with us, the orchestra has found him very capable and will do everything possible for him to maintain his good record. Page Thirty-two GIRLS' CLEE CLUB First Row: Terry, Waltoii, Peterson, Milward, Anderson, Rxnnsdell, Lutberg, tiorry Blankensee, Odegard. Second Row: Pekel, VVilson, Nesbit, Bush, Director Sur, lX'lilxvard, Trnmbower, Stafford Lillegren, Sakrison. Third Row: Clark, Jamieson, Hansen, Lynott, Reinfried, XVittwer, Krueger, Pratt Lawrence, Snyder, Koester. Fourth Row: Wriglit, Rockwood, McCormick, Kolb, Witzeiiiziiiii, Rockwell, Missman Ewbank, lReineking, Blied. Firth Row: Hogan, Wliitliier, Rogers, McNcel, Wolfe, Rockwood, XVinckler, Mclntyre Kilgore, Hopkins, Hendrickson. OFFICERS : President - HELEN Mn,xvARri Secretary-Treasurer - lVlARCARE'l' Besrr Mrs. Helen Rector, who was a popular member of the faculty for tive and one-half years, resigned at the end of the First semester. Now The Music Goes Round and Round under the leadership of Mr. Vylilliam Sur from Fort XYZIYHC. Ind., who replaced Mrs. Rector. During the hrst semester a number of girls sang solos at the one-act play programs. A concert, given by the orchestra and the two glee clubs, climaxed the hrst semesters work of the music department. Besides a group of songs pre- sented by the entire girls' glee club, a solo and two- octets were given by selected members of the glee club. Preparations are being made by the entire girls' glee club for ri concert :it the end of the year. Many of the senior members of the glee club have been looking over music to be used at the Commencement exercises, which will end another very tull and successful year in the music department. Page Th'rty-lhree BOYS' GLEE CLUB First Row: Bradley, jackson, Colbert, Butler, Director Sur, Swensen, Mutchler, Daniels, Sheldon. Second Row: Sanderson, liromlbezul, Greeley, Fenirite, Tllullllls, johnson, Coleman, Kal- levang. Third Row: Stonemzin, Lorenz, Gillette, Halsley, Harrington, Lewis, Titley, Bradley, VVilkie. i lI I IC'IiRSI President - - BILLSWENSEN Secretary-Treasurer FRED BUTLER The resignation of Mrs. Helen Rector, which came at the close of the first semester, was a great loss to the musical organizations of XYisconsin High School. She was largely responsible for the formation of mo-st of the school's musical activities, and her departure was regretted by the members of the Boys' Glee Club. Her successor, Mr. Sur, however, proving himself well capable of carrying on with the good work, started the second semester with a bang by holding tryouts and forming an A Cappella choir of selected members. The Glee Club, as in past years, provided singers, both in groups and soloists, for a series of one-act plays. The boys are all given an opportunity to enter these groups if they so desire. A concert was presented at the close of the first semester and additional concerts were provided for the second semester. This rounded up a successful year and the boys not only learned something but enjoyed doing so at the same time. Page Thirty-four A CAPPELLA C H OIR Li: I- lr First Row: Milward, Clark, VVilson, Trumbower, llirector Sur, XVrigbt, l.axvrence, fide gard, Terry. Second Row: Mutcbler, Sheldon, Thomas, Mergen, tqolcman, Kallevang, Daniels, Bradley Third Row: Anderson, Kolb, VVitzemann, Mctiiormick, XVilkie, XVbitmer, Rogers, Bush, Rockwood. Fourth Row: Femrite, Lorenz, Balsley, Gillette, Butler, Bradley, Swensen, Harrington ChfF1c15Rs: ITELEN TXIILVVARIH Him. Sxvsxsiix MARGARET BUSH lfiniii Bt 1Li114 During the past four or live years the majority of high schools and uni- versities throughout the country have started A Cappella Choirs in their music departments. This type of singing has become very popular and many schools each year win national recognition because of their outstanding choir work. At the beginning of the second semester Mr. Snr, who replaced Mrs. Rector in February, introduced this type of singing in our music department. Try-outs were held and the thirty-two best voices were selected from the two glee clubs. The choir immediately began rehearsing twice a week. The choir made its first public appearance on Good Friday at the Capitol Theatre. The following three numbers were presented: Break Forth, tt l-leans teous, Heavenly Light and From Ill Do Thou Defend Me -both by llach. and The Legend by Tchaikovsky. Plans are being made for the choir to broad- cast over XVI-IA at the end of the semester. A number of selections were pre- sented by the group at an assembly program. Members of the choir are preparing songs to be used at the commencement exercises. Students and teachers at Vtfisconsin High School are plad that an .X cappella Choir has been started. They think it is a very fine addition to the music dc-parte ment and grand experience for pupils interested in music. liveryone is enthus- iastically looking forward to a successful future for this new organization. Page Thf rty- Eve Lxw-sg-5' 1 DEBATE CLUB First Row: XYalton, Collins, .XflVlNl,'I' lflorehers, Daniels, XYllZClllllllll. Second Row: Marks, Finillay, Harrington, Deseh, Tilley, Meeorniielc, Jackson. X Q ,ts ,J f 1 A Ui-'ifieiiizsz Presiflent - - VVILL COLLINS Vice-Presiflent FARRINGTON Dixxiars Secretary - iNlARtQ,XRl-QT XYITZEMANN Treasurer lXI.xiu'm XVALTON lYith a new eonstitution, seven new menilners, ancl lots of anihition the De- liate Lilulm inaugurated a liusy prograin. L'nrler the guiclanee of our eoaeh, Bliss llorehers, we organizerl ourselves anfl earrierl on our activities. Teams were soon formefl anfl praetiee flelmates were helrl on this year's question of socialized merli- eine. This year we have helfl praetiee rlelwates with XYaunakee, Ueerhelfl, Vo-i'tage. Milton College, l'latteville, lirlgewoocl, liaralmoo, and Hesperia, men's literary society of the Lfniversity. llve plannecl twiee to go to Roeliforcl for practice cle- ltates hut, eaeh time a jinx seenierl to he on us. Both times the great winter of ,l2lNll?l1'5' 211111 l'l6ltI'1121I'y. W36. tlirl its worst with some genuine aretie weatherl in fact. several persons have aeeusecl the cleliate elulm of causing our worst weather lay eonsiflering rleliate trips. thi February eiglitli a tournament was helfl at XYiseonsin High with seven sehools participating. ttut of four clelmates the negative wo-n one for us ancl we lost out in the tournament. The memliers of the rlelmate teams this year are, for the atifirmativeg Virginia iXlCCt'l1'll'IlCli, Margaret Xlitzeinann, Mary .lane Marks, Sylvia hlaekson, antl Far- rington Daniels, for the negativeg Suzanne lfincllay, Klareia XYalton, Philip Deseh, anrl Tim Harrington. Host of these flelmaters are either juniors or sophomores anfl with this year's experience we can look forwartl hopefully to next year. In the fall the lielmate Clulm helrl a pienie at Sunset Point ancl rluring Christ- mas vacation an alumnae party was given. gxs a whole we feel that this year has lteen an unusually sueeessful one for the lit-lnate tlult in furthering its purpose, that of promoting clehating in XYiseonsin lligh. Page Thirty-six FORENSICS There is a time during the school year when strange voices murmuring- or shouting, may be heard as one walks through the corridors after the dismissal of school. lf the portals of the divers chambers be opened, the figures of people may be seen madly gesticulating and bellowing forth such phrases as, corrupted governments, the enigma of war, or the like, these are the orators. Hr per- haps the person may be reciting a carefully conned passage in a lighter vein, com- monly called declamation, with flitting gesture and dramaturgical voice. .Xt any rate these, and one or two other types, compose that vast multitude which graces the public platform and with voice and bodily action tthings all good children learn in speechj try to tickle the public's funnybone, wring its heartstrings. impress upon its mind the horrors of war, the degradation of our youth, or slowly suggest slumber by the reading of some profound and technical passage. C. Lowell l.ees, with the aid of almost a score of college students, is at the head of the ship of forensicality. The ambitious have five contests which they may enter, the humorous and serious declamatory, the oratorical, and the extem- poraneous reading and speaking contests. The school contests were held this year during the last week of March, and the hrst of April. ln the case of oratory and extemptiraneous speaking, the final results were based on the first contests: in the others there were finals, and the assembled school had the pleasure of hearing the two declamatory cone tests. The results follow: Humorous declamations, liarbara Andersong se- rious declamations, liiarhara Haakeg oratory, Philip Ueschg extennmoraneous read- ing, Marian Hanseng extemporaneous speaking, ,lack Titley. Phil Desch, orator, and lXlariam Hansen, extemptiraneous reader, won the league and district contests and qualified for the state contests. In the state meet Phil took second and Maritim third place. This has been the most successful year in VVisconsin High forensics for a long time. The success of our contest- ants reflects a great deal of credit on the Speech lbepartment. ONE-ACT PLAYS It so happens, in our beautiful school, that numerous one-act plays are given each year tapproximately twelve this yearj for the purpose of allowing all those who wish to express themselves via acting, to act. These plays usually approach a high degree of excellence, and are thoroughly enjoyed by the spectators. Though a great part of the praise must be given to the actors themselves, without whom, of course, there could be no play, it seems fitting that a gootl por- tion of the laurels should go to those whose names seldom appear o-n the program, and who-se work is seldom given public recognition. These people form that great army known as the backstage crew. W'ithout them there would be no make-np. no scenery, no properties, no lighting, in short practically nil. lt is readily ap- parent that this crew forms an integral part in the production of plays. So let's eulogize thus: To Dr. Li. Lowell l.ees, under whose supervision was the entire set of plays and to the practice teachers, who directed the shows and who patiently tried to bring order out of chaos, must go a large vote of thanksg to the actors themselves we might say, Nice going, you did a fine piece of wo-rkg and finally to the many hard-working people who always stand liy these dramatic chefs d'oeuvres, and who form the cogs in the complex machinery behind the scenes, we can say, Thanks a million. i Page Thirty-seven THE QUEEN'S HUSBAND Left to right: Butler Pliipps-Dc-sch, Ren-lutionists-Stiincinan and VVallon, Prince N XYilliani-llarrington, Secretary Granton-Balsley, Maid-in-waiting-Lillegren, Prin- cess Allll-TVl2tl1IlL'I', Maid-in-wziiting'-XYilson, King lfric Vlll-Johnson, Maid-in- l waiting-Kessler, Queen Martha-liwbank, Maid-in-waiting-l.arson, General North- rnp-Titley, Lord Birton-Butler, Soldier--Sheldon, Major Blent-Kallevang, Sol- dier-llush, Page llCllllj llLlll?wCll. l A mighty drama of stirring revolution, intense hatred, spiritual sickness, and tender passion! Such, or at least-almost such, was Tilt' QliUU1I'S Hzzsbazird. Though seeming- ! ly prerlominated by a whole series of queer quirks, the pro-duction turned out to to be an excellent show. First, the play was exceedingly difficult, both from the 7 actor's and technician's viewpoint, Then, there were but live short Weeks in I K, which to practice, and a few of the rehearsals were somewhat uproarious, so to i speak, and little was accomplished at them. Then when everything seemed to be , flowing fairly smoothly, Bang! Uta Hagen, o11e of the leading ladies, passed out I on the night before the dress-rehearsal fthe bang is not figurative, she tainted with the pistol shot at the end of the second actj. Thus was everyone thrown into il ll state of nervous tension. The night of the dress-rehearsal, no Utag Friday. the day of the tirst scheduled performance, still no Uta. So the nrst perform- ' ance was postponed a week, with the hope that she would be able to play on the following night. llut this was not to be, and Joyce Palmer, a member of Vlliscon- 1 sin l llayers, substituted and did a swell piece of work. During the ensuing week, Q Uta returned and the next Saturday the show went on as per schedule. The plot was novel and contained numerous little problems of amorous, po- litical, and revolutionary natues, and ended with the traditional happy marriage. Page Thirty-eight i I JUNIOR PROM K 3 On the fateful night of May the Second, nineteen hundred and thirty six and in the seventh year of the most gracious reign of his excellency H. H. Ryan, o-ne more in the ceaseless caravan of Junior Proms rolled by and became history to be herein recorded. Itwmay be stated, therefore, that the event was a great success. Since this has been said by every describer of social events since the christening ceremony of Cain it is necessary to refer all absentee sceptics to those whose foresight or good for- tune caused them to attend the evening of swaying gyrations in the XVisconsin High Ballroom. They'll tell you that my statement is neither an exaggeration nor, as sniveling cynics might say, a ring of unsalted, unadulterated bologna.. They might even add, I had a swell time. The subject of decorations is always a fine topic with which to begin a detailed accountg so here goes. The atmosphere was in a. modern theme, chic and elite. The combination of colors was black and white. Upon the ceiling was woven a latticework of white lthose of you who feel perfectly capable of bull-slinging and line stretching might thing no-thing of it, but the committee and its volunteer helpers found it very tiring to stretch a near bushel of crepe paper by one-hundred and fifty per cent by lengthy. To complete the ensemble black curtains were draped on the end walls. To supply the rhythmical touches, Larry O'l.h'ieii's orchestra rendered its ver- sions of popular ditties. The punch, as usual' heartily consumed by all, was a truly line brew. The royalty ruling over the party consisted o-f Tom Lorenz as the stately king, and Mary .lane Thomas as the charming queen. The committees largely other things, and hence responsible for bringing about most of the above, and indirectly responsible for the success of the undertaking were headed as follows: decorations, lfhilip Uesch and Noel NYallong music, llill Jonesg punch, Bill Mutchler and john Hendricksong publicity, lien Anderson. And finally behind the whole enterprise were the faculty advisers, Mrs. liurr and Mr. Hinderman. Page Thirty-nine 27.. SOPHOMORE SHUFFLE XYell, the 1936 Soph Shuffle is history. It was run off in fine style with the cooperation of the Sophomores, the Office, and the Health Department, and 'run 41-ff' is the word for it. How many dates did you get? NYe counted fourg November 22, February 25, April ll, and May 13. The orchestra harmonized with the swing of things by not appearing on all four nights. A record, we think. Our Society and Fashion editors stood by as the guests didn't arrive, and some of their decoded notes are go-od enough to publish. First arrival was Cicero Titley, garbed in a bed sheet and a lariat. VVas the lariat at his side? It was not. He wore it around his skull to keep the hair out of his eyes, and it almost encircled his entire head. Another highlight was Barbara Iiwbank, who rolled in, gorgeously sheathed in a form-fitting pickle barrel. Hoops m'dearl Temporarily dressed in burlap, in skipped Mary Kessler, explaining that she was hunting for Nancy Nesbit to see what the latest style was. ln staggered Bob 'Skipper' Beck, dragging an iceboat cockpit containing Merrilyn Olson. XVhy don't we go fastcr Bob? piped she. A vision in white Hoated through the doorway, clad in gossa.mer wings and golden harp. Everyone thought it was an angel until they recognized Esther Marsh. Ann Fish scuttled across the threshold in a grass skirt. She said she was Hawai- ian, but we laughed and laughed because we knew her name was Hip Swing. Fanny Chapman dripped in, soaking wet, clad in sail cloth and carrying a bilge pump and bailing bucket. L'nobserved, Miss Lathrop slid into the hall. She wouldn't talk, but it is believed she was a chaperone of some sort. Rat Harrington clomped up in a pair of number elevens and a girdle of banana leaves, mumbling something about the great, gray, green, greasy Limpopo River. f'Hell-diver Brodhead stumbled up the steps. followed by Firebelle Yklilkie, who had the lad covered with a wicked-looking .-15. This is o-ne way to get him, she chortled. Mary Eleanor Betty hlane Amy Lou Clara Belle Truax swished in, attached to a streaming banner bearing the words Yay VVest. It was very oReg1nal, but she was escorted from the scene with haste. Punch-boys were Xllarren Sommers and Bob Sheldon. As there was no puncn, the lads went home to bed. Fine work, men. Several gay young blades and their dress-models tried to crash the place. They no doubt realized what a time they would miss if they didn't get in. The party flitted on from hour to hour, and before anyone realized it, it was two a.m. After that it dragged so much that to liven things up a bit, Mr. Ryan and the chaperones to-ok the gang over to the Badger tavern and set them up to beers all round. From then on, the party really got going. Our editors couldn't stand the gayety and exuberance of such a spree, and so went home. Later, how- ever, they inquired around, and it seems that the last couple left at seven a.m., leaving a few faculty members matching pennies over behind a pile of confetti and beer bottles. Our gossip editor, Robert NVinchell Morse, got the inside dope on the aftermath, and he reveals that the faculty was severely reprimanded by the student council and was put on probation for the remainder of the fiscal year 1936. After all is done and said, the Annual considers that the 1936 Sophomores have hit a new high in social altitudes, and to express the sincere appreciation of all, the editors have voted to pass the plate in order to help refill the depleted sopho- more treasury. Line forms on the left. Page Forty i S FOOTBALL TEAM First Row: L-ollins, Kelly, Swensen, Mt-rgen, tirebler, l-Illllillll Sticl Xllirt Van Abel, XVilkie. Second Row: Mutcliler, Hanson, jones, Vincent, tireeley, litlllfll Knalvp lxo VVaters, Wilsoti, Third Row: Buck, Lorenz, Kriel, Sanderson, Holt, l.llY'k'llZ, Heck, 'l'l1 llll lk Fourth Row: Colbert, Brodhead, Hendrickson, Smith, targill, fb'to1111 Reichenberg. DIARY OF A FOOTBALL PLAYER XVIscoNs1N HIGH 3-XYEST O Seconds to go. lVest's ball on our tive yard line. Unly three points between us and defeat. Then it happened. A sub half back came trotting in. VVest's team lined ua in a wides bread formation that obviously meant a mass l . l play. Xllisconsin High rooters lll the stands yelled Pass, Pass. Three beau- tifull executed atass lavs in three downs and the 'ame was over. Three times Y , 8 lYest's receivers had dro Jed the ball when catclnn' it would have won the 8 game. Our defense was functioning well but the backs were just too tired to keep up with the new players XYest had sent i11. Before a fourth play could start the whistle blew, ending our hrst city game in two years. Kermie Stick's educated toe kicked the field goal by which we defeated our old rivals. Bobby Albrecht did some of the best blocking and tackling ever seen on Breese Stevens Field, and Bill Kelly, and Bill Swenson gave Wests wouldelie line crackers an awful beating. WIscoNs1N Hicn 21-R1cn1-ANn CENTER 7 Herb Van Able, our star guard was out for the season because of injuries lie received in our first game. Herlfs loss weakened us very much i11 that posilioii. lYe started the game fast and easily ran lllI'l1 flltlll for two totieli-tloyviis. The day was warm and summeryg the kind of a day meant for lying in the shade and certainly not for playing football. The heat slowed us down and play was sloppy and erratic. Page Forty-one Kermie Stick played another brilliant game and accounted for two touch- downs. He made the first by stepping away from the Richland Center boys on a punt return. The second was made on an off tackle drive for ten yards, and six points. Bill Kelly, our bruising tackle also broke into the scoring column when he blocked a kick and recovered it in the end zone for a touch-down. The final score was 21 to 7. XVISCONSIN HILQII .Zl-S'l'OUtSl'I'1'0N 12 The team started out in a hurry and scored three touchdowns in the first half. XVe decided that in the second half we would take Stoughton royally. No sooner had the half started than Stoughton was in possession of the hall o-n our five yard line. They scored twice in that half and missed both points after touchdowns. It was a close. hard game, at least in the last half. Kermie Stick did most of our scoring on two touchdown dashes. A long pass from Kermie to llob Albrecht produced a third touchdown. Bob's fine blocking mowed down Stoughton's ends and made Kermie's long runs possible. The final score of this close, ex- citing game was 21 to- 12. XYISCONSIN Hion 0-FORT ATK1NsoN 0 NVe just couldn't get into pay dirt in the first half of the Fort game. Our defense prevented the Fort boys from going very far, but we in the backfield were constantly worried by NVerner and Beebe, two fast, slippery ball carriers. Our playing in the second half was much improved. XVe kept the ball in the Fort territory most of the time, but we just didn't have that extra scoring punch. In the last few minutes our offense began to click. At the final whistle we were headed for the last white line and only eight yards away. Sticks running and Albrecht's kicking were outstanding features of the game. Center Hill Swen- sen sent a couple of Fort boys to the bench when he met them head on, put- ting his l90 pounds to good use. VV1scoNs1N Hion O-EDt1liR'l'UN O The little boys in the gym entertained us before game time. They told us how easily we would win and who on Edgerton's team might play halfway de- cently. XVith the game mentally in the bag we went o-n the field. The struggle started, and then we began to wonder where all the touchdowns we intended to score were going to come from. Our backs couldn't skirt the ends, their guards and tackles played a fioating game, that is, waiting on the line of scrimmage for the ball carrier, and their pass defense was impregnable. How to win? 'XVe never found out until after the game, when Coach explained the cause of our troubles. He said no one ran as if he wanted to get anywhere and that we all played as if we had been out all night. Another scoreless tie on our record. VVISCONSIN I-lion 33-Momzois 12 VVe thought we were due for a win so we too-k a chance and vowed not to shave till after the game. Luckily we were able to come out from behind the shrubbery due to our victory over Monroe. Captain Stick romped for a touch- down the First time he got his hands on the ball. After that touchdowns followed Page Forty-two in rapid order. We tried to let every regular get a touchdo-wn and very nearly did. Monroe scored twice while the VVisconsin High regulars warmed the bench. They were about to score again when the regulars came back to save the day. This game restored enough of our confidence to make us feel fairly optimistic about the NVatertown game the next Saturday. The final score was 33 to 12. XYISCONSIN Hiott O-bVATER'l'OVVN l-l VVatertown was said to have their best team in ten years. They were un- defeated and won all their games by large scores. XYisconsin High was picked for just another victim. In the first half mo-st of the play was between the thirty yard lines and neither team made much headway. ln the second half our line took a beating from XVatertown's huskies but it still held. In the last eight minutes of the game their quarterback finally started to call some end runs. XVater- town's interference smashed down our ends, took out the defensive backs, and led the way for the ball carriers to our goal line. It was a heart-breaking game to lose because of the great battle the team put up to hold Wfatertown scoreless for three quarters. It was a new experience for them, because we held them score- less longer than any other team did all season. Perhaps with a lucky break or two we might ha.ve won the game and been on to-p of the Southern Six instead of in third place where we ended. Butch Gertrand, end, beating a second 25 YEARS AGO THIS FOOTBALL SEASON Coach Fly Trapp peptalked thusly be- tween the halves, You boys seem to be a bit off color today. You're not the team you were in the first games. You must be having a bad day. You're re- laxing your efforts, slowing down. I think the confidence and the will to win you showed earlier in the season is lack- ing. Now I want you to go back t'here in the second half with the confidence, the speed, the timing you had in your first games and I hope you'll win. I owe it all to Camels, panted Kermit Zilch, triple threat terror at the end of the gruelling game with the Old Ladies' Home B Squad in which he scored umpty-nine touchdowns. Dobby Alrecht while dressing in the locker room remarked, I have heard much talk about whiffleboard elbow ruin- ing one's passing ability. But I find that whiffleboard playing helps the accuracy, flexibility, and' Whip of my passing arm. Angel Sellis, galumphing guard, stated, It has been said that I used harsh words on some of the boys in several football games. I am deeply sorry for what I have done. I see now that it was very vulgar of me to use such low expressions as 'My stars' and 'Good gracious me, what's the matter?' on the football field. Bill Smensen, center, simpered, It takes inspiration to play football. The little woman is all the inspiration I need. Page Forty-three semester retreat toward- East babbled baboonishly, The Fools Retreat ain't all it's cracked up to be. Bo Wergin, end, said, I find my Hitting football nose is very embarrassing. After sneezing I frequently have to pull my nose out of my hair or fish for it in my throat and it makes me self-conscious. Geg Gilkie grunted, Wliat I like to see in a football team is the old pep and ginger ale, the old fight and pepper, I may even say the old haba daba in thu'h. Gart Drebler blazed down the field like a Neon sign but somehow couldn't hit the green lights. Coach told him to take a walk. Billy Bones, back, braintruster, Geometry and Chemistry shark jabbered, I find a pullover style letter sweater invaluable in taking tests, especially when the Hap happens to contain a few stray notes. Dick James- EW bank on me to play my best. Slerb Van Apple, guard-The Boy Vifon- der of Dayton Street or I-Iow I Played One Game and Got a Letter. CThat's all right, Slerb, we love youfl P'hil Felly, tigerish tackle, tittered, Smoking is a vile habit. Each puff is like a spadeful of dirt on the smoker's coffin. VVinnie Wutchler, watch charm guard, whinnied, VVatch me charm them babies in fast time. Mighty Laka Blindman, referee in the Edgerton game, What's it gonna be boys? Vtfhat play are you gonna use next. Quarterback Alrecht answered, Yes, .fbkofa of Wa-les-+oun, Mom-oe and Ed3er+on Flmflbafi Games- 20' Tovoesh halfbaak 22 l ler err '- End 25 'Albrgch-P - quaricrbams 26'6'rcbl2r heI+bar.rs 27- Elria -'guard 50-'5+ic.K - halfbacm 552' Berfrand -,end 34- Royai-on -'f'5c.v'-IQ. ' Kellwf - +acK.le Wi Hire -ffaxcklg Qe5t',0llSl,y Q 13 consff BASKETBALL Sig' i if on T f sounsl, l WSWQQ f fl' HT? 3, t , K . ff l 1 can i l f Q6 sg 5 ig-,colsql X an First Row: Wilkie, Twenhofel, Jones, Captain Kelly, Mutchler, Davis lxriel Second Row: Stick, Coach Knapp, Royston, Titley, Grebler, Colbert XVISCONSIN HIGH-PRAIRIE DU SAC The outfit journeyed to Prairie du Sac in a down-pour of rain. Prairie du Sac turned out to be mostly Schultz, a flashy and accurate shooting forward who garnered twelve points. Our quintet was ofif to an impressive start. They passed the ball fast and drove in hard to score eleven points in the first quarter. However the team only scored live points while Prairie du Sac scored fifteen in the next three quarters for a total of eighteen points. If your arithmetic is right you can see that the team lost 18-16. VVISCONSIN HIGH-CENTRAL Next our boys played the tall boys from Central in the Field House. The big opponents and the large floor were too much for our small team. XVe lost 56 to 12. Central's captain Vilas Owens was on and he got 14 points. Kelly played best for Wisconsin High. VVhen it was plain that the game was lost Coach sent in many substitutes and all of them showed up well, some even play- ing better than the regulars. XV1scoNs1N HIGH-SToUGH'roN Stoughton was our first Southern Six opponent. The five played well, but Stoughton had too much power and speed in Ustad and Stockton. Kelly and Jones were standouts for VVisconsin High. It was ,lones's first game as a regular, but he played like a veteran and scored nine points. There were many substitutions as Coach was anxious to watch the various players perform before a crowd. The final score was 30-16. WrscoNs1N HIGII-TXTONROE Vifisconsin High sta.rted out for their first win in four starts but were un- able to come through. At times the team showed great promise, and then again it would perform like a grade-school outfit. Monroe wasnt much better, but they played consistently and won 19 to 12. Kelly as usual played a good game at center. Sometimes the game go-t rough, and Twenhofel was forced to leave the fioor early in the fourth quarter on fouls. Frequent substitutions hampered smooth team-work by VVisconsin High. Page Forty-five XX'IscoNs1N Hioii-VVATERTOWN The team got off to a whirl-wind start and showed some good ball playing. XX'atertown was supposed to be the best team in the league so the defeat didn't hurt so much. NYisconsin High might easily have won the game had they been able to score in the third quarter. As it was they lost 16-13. XVISCONSIN HIllIIfElJtiERTON The team journeyed to lidgerton in 20 below zero weather for the game to decide who should have the cellar. As usual the boys played well the first half but slowed up the second. Smooth ball-handling was hampered by Iidgertoifs small gym. Mutchler stood out for XVisconsin High. The Final score was 25-20. XVISCONSIN H ioii-Pom ATKINSON Fort Atkinson, the league leaders, figured they had an easy victory, but XYisconsin High played good ball to lead the entire game except for about the last three minutes. The team showed plenty of drive, and when they started their offense they usually ended up in good position for a shot. XVith a little more luck XVisconsin High would have dethroned the leaders. lllutchler, Kelly, and Twen- hofel played good ball for the losers. The final score was 23-17. XVISCONSIN Hioii-S'roUc:1iToN Stoughton, though not in first place, was considered by many the best team in the league. Of particular interest was the fact that the so-called first-team played three quarters and scored seven points. while the second team played only one quarter and scored seven points. Hackbarth displayed unusual drive for the basket and was the outstanding player for VVisconsin High. The final score was 26-14. XVISCONSIN T'TIGIl-XVATERTOWN XN'atertown displayed the form that made them the league champions. XVis- consin High played well at times but they were not consistent. The outstanding player of the game was XVatertown's 6'6 substitute center. Because of the op- ponent's excessive height VViseonsin High had trouble on rebound shots. The final score was 38-17. VVISCONSIN HIGH-EDGERTON Since Edgerton had won only one game, and that one against us, it was be- lieved that the team had its best chance to win its first game. However, the lads played erratically, and a last quarter rally failed. Kriel was the only player to play consistently. The final score was 16-15. XVISCONSIN Hioii-FORT ATIQINSON The Badger Preps again lost, but the people seeing the game had only words of praise for the fine showing of the team. At the half the score was knotted at twelve all, and at the end of the game Fort was ahead 32-24. Fort has an ex- tremely slippery lioor and everybody was falling down. In spite of this both lives showed good teamwork and good rebound work. Page Forty-six XYIscuNs1N l'lIGII-EAST 1Yiscunsin High for the second consecutive night shuwefl the sivectzttfws a grind show. East, in third place in the llig Eight and city chanipimi nnly heat XYl5L'Ul1S111 High 24-13. The game was clwz-se fm' all except the clusing minutes when liast pulled ahead. Mutchler had a guild eye fur the lnasltet tu lead liuth teams in scoring with eleven points. lYIsccnvs1N 1411511-AlUNRUlC XYiscunsin lligh lust its thirteenth game nn lfrimlay the thirteenth. Alter leading tli1'ut1g'liut1t the first quarter. the team tired and frequent fouls caused pfmi' team-work. The linal score was 33-15. lDlS'l'RlC'l' Tc TURN.-XMliN',l' XY1scnNs1N H11ill-l,,l.A'1 1'liVILLIQ NYiscunsin ,lligh led Platteville the tirst quarter, hut as the game progressed lllatteville pulled ahead. Platteville went un to win the District and 141' lose nut tu East in the Umsulatiraii hnals of the State 'l'uurnament. Final score 31-20. XYISCUNSIN 'Hltill-S'l'UUti1l'l'ON Strnlglitoii, for the third time, heat Wfiscunsin High lay a lmig margin. This ended XYiscunsin Highs playing for the season. Final score 35-117. The B-team this year was inure successful than B-teams have been in past years. It has usually heen that the B-team lust all its games, but this year it was the A-team. The squad was composed of unly Soplimiimes and Freslnnen althinigh -Iuniurs were eligible. It was very well coached by blue Capicek, a. student at the Univer- sity. Following are the results of the games: W'iscunsin High ..............,....................... 6 Central .,..,, ,,,,,,,,, 1 U XVisconsin High ....... ......., 2 1 Middleton ,,,, ,iii,ir,, 2 2 XViseonsin High ....... .....,, 1 8 West .,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, f 7 VVisc0nSin High ....... ....... 2 1 Sycnc ,,,44i,, A17 Wfiseonsin High ....... ....... l 6 Syenc ...,....,,,.., ,...,,,,, 7 XVisconsin High ....... ....... 1 2 St. james ,,,,,,,., ,ii,,,,, 2 0 VVl5lIUIlS111 High ....... .,..... 1 3 Meuer Fuel .,.,.. ....., 2 1 First Row: Brmllieail, Hanson, Hult, Pekel, Slieltlwn Second Row: i:XI1tlL'l'Stll1, NVaters, Vincent, tireeley. Third Row: O't'onnell, Jackson, l.t+renz, Buck. B - T E A M BASKETBALL Page Forty-seven gill TENNIS Thirty boys turned out from the senior high First Row: Bradley, Reichenberg, Captain liradlcy, Morse, tirebler, Hackbartli. Second Row: ljroilhead, Iifriss, Anderson, t Stick. First Row: Swensen, Brodhead, Mutchlcr, Captain Hackbarth. Second Row: Holt, Mergen, Sheldon. school for the tennis team. An elimination tour- nanitnt was run off to select the eight best play- ersgfour singles and two doubles. The weather and court situatio-n hampered the much needed early spring practice. Consequently, all the teanis had a poor start but snapped into shape toward the end of the season. The eight players, plus an occasional substitute, plaved in six dual meets-two each with the other city high schools: West, Central, and East. The dual matches served as preliminaries to the annual battle with XYest for the City Championship, and to the main show of the evening: a trip north to Neenah where we entered the State High School Tourney. GOLF A change in procedure of qualifying this year made the choice of team members fairer and more exact than during previous years. The thirty-six hole grind in place of the former eighteen ho-les of play brings out the better characteristics of the player and his consistency of play. The members in the order of play are Robert Hackbarth, Robert Sheldon, XYilliam Swensen. .Ioe Mergen and a tie between Bill Mutchler and Fred Butler. The matches to be played are in order, Central, XVest, East, and a return match with each of these high schools, making a total of six inter- school matches. Several added attractions this year have made for more interest and enthus- iasm for positions on the golf squad. In place of playing the home matches on a municipal course for a fee of twenty-tive cents a round, the Blackhawk Country Club has been obtained for these matches, mainly through the work of Mr. Ryan and Mr. Sheldon. The golf team looks forward to an all-city match and the special feature is a fine trip to the state high school tournament, made possible by the increased tuition rates this year. SWIMMING The swimming team this year was not very successful. XVe only had two meets both of which were with ulanesville. XYe lost them both-the first by about thirty points and the second by only three. Had Kerm Stick won the diving and Hill Swensen the hundred, both lost by narrow margins, the meet would have been ours. liud Mates, our coach, certainly knows his swimming and had he a First Row: Brodhead, Swensen, Lewis, San- t , . , derson, Stick, lxallcvang. Second Row: Vincent Lorenz, Balsley, Rie- ser, Sztntlerson. little more cooperation from the fellows, he could have turned out a winning team with ease. XVe have the use of the University tank on Mon- day and Friday nights fro-m six to seven o'clock and although this is better than not having it at all, it would be much better for the squad if we could Find a tank to practice in daily. This we hope for within the next year or so. Page Forty-eight ATHLETIC ANGLES .lfncl Klergen, llalfhack Stick anfl Venter Swensen marle all-citv 1111 tl1e ,- - ,,. .. - ' '- c apital limes All-L itv lwitithall I eam. lhis is the hrst t1111e 111 several years that sn many of tllll' players have re- ceivecl tl1is l11n111r. liearl what lluh l'llL'llllllg4 of the Times sports staff hail 111 sity ahnnt tl1e lails in picking them. Klergen whn 1lnesn't have a great tleal nt size nevertlieless ca11 crack a tackle fir catch a pass with any tif them anrl l1is clown tielcl wnrk nn punts was a pleasure tu watch. The halfhacks are Huh .krnnlfl f1'UIU Central anfl Kermit Stick who was captain nf lYiscr111si11 High. llnth are experiencetl helcl generals. Tlieir hall carrying is the kincl tl1at tl1rills the 11-lrl timers for tl1ey constantly flrive for that extra yarcl or two whe11 hit anfl yet ca11 avoitl tacklers most of tl1e ti111e. liwth of tl1e111 have other threats lllll. l'fl he satishecl tn let tl1e111 r1111 ancl hliiick nn nttense, play tl1e fletensive halfhacks anrl I7l'tJX'C,tl1Cl1' right to 111y cniitirlence hv their con- sistently fine play. 1 .-Xntl at center tu' coniplete tl1e first team l'll take hig llill Swensen 1:-f XYiscn11si11 High, another lulomle lacl witl1 a Scanrlinavian love for hat- tle i11 l1is heart. From o1'igi11al reti- ce11ce ahnnt playing fonthall Swensen rlevelopecl into one tl1e city's smartest griflrlers. His passing was atitomatic ancl in l1is lone start against a city team l1e tlcrniiiiaterl the Badger Prep team to play a hig part i11 the Sl1I'17l'lSC victnry over lYest. fqlver 60 huys participated i11 tl1e hrst a111111al llfltlllflflj' lllU'2lIUl11'Ill con- tests cri11cl11cterl hv limmv Fallgn, The VVlllllCl'SI i i i hlniiinr High-lfarl Slielclnn Senior Higli--Calvin linystnii liitliviflnal eve11ts antl VVl1lllCl'SI LllCCliC1'StSflJ1lL'l1l2lll tianie of tweiity-tnie-lnleii lilum ancl lnm liippe Speerl twenty-one-t'alvin linystnii, .lack litley Page Forty-nine tinlf llaskcthall -Flnlin llavis llanflhall tSeni1+r lliglii--.f'X1'1 tireh- ler anfl llarnhl lieiclienherg flame uf fVVClltyfHllC'7lNiIll'l lfisele :nifl ,lack Nurrlness llanilhall txliiinur lligh l -- lfarl Shel- flnn lflree ,lllll't1-W ,lilblll'llZllllL'lll'--LilllX'l1l lit iysti ill llick blames wnn twn l1Ul1U1'S in the same night at the ltiljtltlbilll lianqnet -the eating cl1ampi1111sl1ip anrl the hmthall captaincy. Dick is a lighting player who can take a lot of punish- 111e11t anfl still s111ile. llis example anrl leaclership shnulcl he helpful to 11ext vear's tea111. l'lans are heing mafle to get sev- eral ping-pnng tahles 11ext year anrl it is lmperl that tl1e 11111.111clay intramurals will grow and flevelemp su that all st11- clentsn1ay participate i11 some way. This is tl1e lirst year that tl1e girls have heen invitetl tn try nut for tl1e gulf tea111. Captain Hackharth says, l111wever, that the nnly girl who has a fair cl1a11ce of making tl1e team is Helen Milwarcl. A sizzling scintillat- ing scnre of 95 will prohahy he grind l'l1Ull0'l1 to make tl1e tCZ1I'l1 g 1 'l'hirty hnys ca111e out for te1111is this year. Six clual matches were helcl i11 aclclitirni to participation itl city and state to11r11an1e11ts. Tennis is picking up. Two weeks of spring tonthall prac- tice were helcl this year climaxefl hy that hattle royal, tl1e IlCXt year hnpe- fnls and tl1e all clone Seniors game, C'nacl1 Knapp pllt himself i11 tl1e hole when l1e pro-niisecl that tl1e all clones cuulcl toss him into tl1e showers it they heat 11ext year's nuttit hy inure than three tn11cl1clnw11s. The seniors spntterl tl1e varsity three t1111cl1tlnw11s anfl still wnn 26 to lS. L'1macl1 was heaverl nncler the spray uf colcl water. clntlies and all. The fnnthall ntitlnnk twr next year seems tn he fair antl warnier, especially it the line can he Sl.l'CllQlllC1lCtl. QL First Row Turner, Stafford, Jones, Russ. Second Row Braflley, Howden, Anclersfm, Brarlley. Third Row Coleman, Hackbarth, Larson, Nuhr, XVitzc-niann, Kallevang. THE SKI CLUB The return tw Klarlisiiii ul winters that luring three feet wwf snow :incl lnw temperatures has inspirefl the town with an enthusiasm fur skiing' which has heen reflectefl in the wrgaiiizatiini of sclimil ski cluhs. lt is liripeil that, with the cimperatimi uf the weather, this enthusiasm ancl this spurt will he luuilt up tt: the level of one uf the important high school athletics. The Ski tluh participateil in three events this winter. The first was a inurning nf jumping and slaloming in Sliwewfinfl. Secfincl. was the entrance and success of sev- eral nienihers in the Mailisun Ski Meet. Lastly, we whipped out to seine hills beyonrl Miclclletun where we spent an afternr-mi at the slalom anfl cluwnhill. This winter was the first winter that inurh has lween ilnne at VVisconsin High in the way of huckey. Early in t'lie seaswn, Jinnny Fallon, furnier university hockey star, issueil a call fur all buys interestefl in hockey, Ten buys repurtefl anal Zilllltltlf-Ill they only won une ganie, ther clifl score litavily anel were not niuch outclassecl. The captain, john X'Vil- sun, was placefl on the All-City High Schmil Hockey Team at the center position, Fol- lowing is the list of the inenihers of the squad anfl also the results uf the ganies. RESULTS NVisconsin NVisconsin VVisconsin VViscunsin NVisconsin NVisconsin High High High ,....... High High High First Row Beck, Deaknian, Wfilscin. Second Row Lwach Fallun, Gillette, Plunnner. 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The town itself is typically XYestern, having about 200 inhabitants and four saloons. After our arrival we drove out to the ranch. The ranch is run by a family of real iVesterners who are in the cattle business for a living, not for the romance of being cowboys. flur camp was situated on the ranch irrigation pool in the mountain foot- hills. and consisted of four tents in the shade of some extra tall firs. XVe worked with this as a base, ate our meals at the ranch house. and drove the truck two miles to the excavations at 3:00 in the morning. back at 12:00 for lunch, and up and back again in the ITM. for a three-hour shift. This routine was practiced five and a half days every week. The pick and shovel work was done by the boys, while the more delicate burial resurrection was done by the other members of the expedition. VVork was tough at First, and we worked in shifts of two for the first week until the blisters hardened and we got over our lameness. liverything ran smoothly, the food was excellent. the work went easily, and the sun was not too hot. A daily afternoon dip in the pool after a good day'S work kept us feeling optimistic and kept the dirt out of our ears. After the third week we really settled down to business. All excavations were mapped, recorded, and Ends were catalogued and stored. The burial ground of the 12-room village was located and one section worked in that while another section worked in the rooms. NVe got so expert at our work and acquired such technique that we learned to distinguish any one of twelve picks and shovels with closed eyes, just by lifting it. There was a daily rush for the favorite pick or shovel, and plenty of a.rguments rose out of different opinions as to how to hold a pick on the up and down strokes. Daily routine was not as monotonous as it would seem, because each day brought new discoveries, and an extra loud Hey brought the whole tribe pad- ding over toward the yell to see what had been uncovered. Occasionally, if certain people weren't around, the two gangs digging on opposite sides of the village had dirt fights from the trenches. A fellow was lucky if he came out of a battle with less than a black eye. Once in a great while we knocked off a day and dro-ve to Silver City for a rodeo or just for the devil of it. Saturday P.M.'s and Sundays we spent risking our fool necks on mountain cliffs. hiking, swimming or shooting. VVhen we first came, the pond was lousy with frogs, but between our target practice and the water snakes, they sort of disappeared. Evenings were spent sitting under the stars in front of the camp- Hre listening to Chicago dance music via the car radio. Sounded sort of funny to hear something like Love and a Dime on the radio and then a couple of coyotes sounding off over on the ridge. Our work and play went on, the fruits of our labors continued to pile up, and we all collected healthy tans. But, don't think it was all roses and gravy. lt wasn't. There were days when we didn't find a thing, there were days when everyone moped around like a bunch of gloomy gorillas griping their teeth out. There were some days when it drizzled steadily. and the extra weight of mud on the shovels added to the depression. Page Fifty-two At times like this, general dejection and repressed anger were given rein to by different individuals. Une had the habit of complaining to the Chief in a sob-torn voice. Another leaned on his pick handle and unloaded various forms of French and linglish on the already sultry atmosphere. Still another laid his hands on all available firearms, withdrew to the woods, and methodically blazed away at some unoifending stump. All in all, though, these hangfire periods were few and of short duration, and afterwards everyone could laugh about it. lf you conldn't laugh, you shouldn't have come. Wie never realized how l1ll1Cl1 territory we had spread out over until we started to pack up. One whole day was given over to rounding up canteens, water bags, picks, shovels, clothing, lanterns, and blankets. The range extended all up and down the Frisco Valley, from town to ranch, and back to camp. All skulls, bones, arrowheads, beads, and bowls were carefully packed and shipped express, the tents and cots were rolled up, and all dutfle sto-wed in the truck. XYe left the little one-cylinder town of Reserve in the dust on September Slst, and headed down along the southern route for home. At El l'aso we crossed into lluarez, Mexico. which is a dirty little dump, full of cheap curio stores, brass bands, and boot-blacks. Here the eccentric member of the party bought a rug, and because he refused a sales slip, was detained at the customs station for a half hour. One afternoon the truck was bowling along' at fifty on a Texas highway, and we noticed it needed gas. So at the next to-wn we pulled up at a station, and as the truck jammed on the brakes in front of the pumps, one of the rear wheels parted company. All but two of the wooden spoke inserts had worn clean, and the brakes did the rest. Three occupants of the truck sat in deep reverie and thought about what would have hap- pened at 50 miles an y - I' 1' ff. llfjllf. .11-VF' I ...-1 X we Y . ., a We were 222 days A e e x . N driving aero-ss Texas and the fellow with j . 0 ,-I-,ave -,.,-- - the rug. being from Europe where you W s --f hop aro-und from one country to another in .-f--- a couple of hours, ' L. ' 'L II, was sick of it. He ,151 had a hard time rea- T f A, .-.-- lizing that we were f ? E Q-N still in America from ' l 1' day to day. Wlhen A ', A 1' X: AA we finally pulled in X1-A .1 at home, each of us 33' had a hot water bath - - .7 for the Hrst time in .. ' 1-A 'iii 1:6 4 :-'-. . ten weeks and steel- X -- Tig y ed ourselves for the ? Long Grind. Page Fifty-three HOW WISCONSIN HIGH SAVED THE CITY OF MADISON Due to a series of earthquakes and volcanic upheavals, the outlet of Lake Monona was blocked off by a range of hills that rose up between the lake and its sister, XYaubesa. The earthquake miraculously did little damage in the city of Madison. At Wiisconsin High windows were broken and a little plaster fell. During the confusion that resulted all of the portable athletic equipment disap- peared, many of the library books were strangely damaged or lost, and a quantity of mimeographed tests and book report questions caught fire in a most peculiar manner in the History and French rooms respectively. But though XX'isconsin High School's building came out so unscathed, it, along with the rest of the city appeared doomed to be flooded under many feet of water. No-t all of the city would be lost, but the idea of sena.tors and students coming fifteen miles in boats to the second floors of the capitol and Bascom Hall, while on the surface amusing, could not be waved aside lightly. Lake Monona having boiled partially away in the catclysm, three days re- mained before the lake would rise above its previous level. A ditch was started immediately at the lowest point in the new hills. lt was discovered. though, that to cut through the solid rock would take fully a year. XVith the choice between abandoning the city and some sort of immediate action, the city fathers reached a decision to turn aside the rising deep by constructing huge dikes. It was a Herculean task but it was the o-nly possible way to save the city. The huge lake rose slowly but the wall rose little faster because of the gigantic quantities of material' needed to cover the miles of shoreline. It appeared to be a winning battle with trains and trucks in a steady stream bringing in tons upon thousands of rock, sand, and rubbish. But, then came a cloudburst, lasting for a day and a half, that washed out the bridges over which the dike materials must come. The city was in grave danger with the waters rising rapidly. The city went wild with terror. Since no one could leave the doomed town, everybody cleared attics, dug holes in their yards, brought everything they could to put on the walls of safety. After order had been restored by martial law, the wise men of the city appointed a committee, which after careful investigation de- cided that some building must be destroyed to save the city. A long search was conducted for buildings which were old and either serving no good purpose of doing that very unsatisfactorily. XYhen the committee reconvened it was dis- covered that the o-nly old building in the city with which the occupants were willing to part was the 'Wisconsin High School. Action was taken immediately. Pupils were given ten minutes to take whatever they wanted. As a reporter for the school annual I had the privilege of taking the last look into the building. A few books had been taken from the library, the editor of the Annual had taken a dictionary and a few sets of history books home in a truck, some enter- prising person had taken a library table and two chairs home for kindling, Miss johnson was seen carrying a pile of maps. Mr. Ryan a typewriter and a dicta- phone, while Joe liradley was reported staggering away under the horizontal bar. A few students took laboratory, art, and athletic equipment but the chief impression I gained as I looked down the corridors was of text-books lying scattered, apparently unwanted. throughout the halls, drifted in places knee-high. VVith all out of the building the mayor asked Are there any volunteers for lighting the fuse ? The poor dignitary was crushed and killed in the stampede Page Fifty-four that followed. A photograph taken at that instant upon minute examination shows by actual count that thcre were three hundred and hfteen pupils, nineteen teachers, a fascist, and two communists in the stampeding crowd. One small blast caused the building to collapse and as it fell it pulverized. A few things, like radiators, remained somewhat intact but in general it reduced to a large-grained powder. A tire started in the debris aided by the gasoline from .. so-called auto parked on University Avenue, which was mistaken for a piece of wreckage by a Workman and thrown on the center of the pile. The tire was truly a. fortunate thing in that after the school stuff had been put in place on the dike the whole mass congealed and became as rock. A noted geologist when consulted as to the cause of this remarkable phenomenon de- clared that it was his conviction that the many generations of gum under the seats, desks, and library tables had melted under the heat of the burning wood and book particles, and permeating the mass had glued it solidly together. And that my children is the thrilling story of how a small group of lligh- school students by sacrihcing its edihce was able to save a beautiful city. -F.XRRlNti'l'UN l3.XNllil.S ANTE MERIDIAN TABLEAU Blasted out of peaceful oblivion into the cold reality of an open xvindoxv. ruthlessly to-rn from quiet slumber to face the cold facts, automatically, with the accuracy o-f a rifle, an arm shoots from beneath the hummock of blankets, jabs savagely at a metal button, and is drawn in again. Abruptly deprived of its strident clangor, the room seems to hold its breath. The curtain at the window, blown by the frigid blast, waves in erratic circles over a heatless radiator. Again the quiet is marred by the spasmodic upheaval of the aforementioned hummock, accompanied by a series of lethargic vocal utterances peculiar to such an action. After a few additional minor tossings, the cause of the disturbance sleepily pokes his head out of the tangle to survey the situation. XYith one eye half open, he concentrates on the face of the clock and blinks at it for a full minute before his brain can comprehend what he sees. Then, opening his other eye, he proceeds to debate with himself at great length as to whether he should get up or no-t. Finally, with great determination, the unfortunate begins to ele- vate himself to a sitting position, but a glance at the cold bare Hoor and the open window halts the procedure. Our friend has now succeeded in raising his head and shoulders above the edge of the blankets, and leaning back on his elbows. he yawns verv luxuriouslv. Upon closing his mouth, however, his expression of stupidity changes to one of distaste, and he slowly opens and closes his jaws, making liquid sounds, as if tasting stale soda crackers for the hrst time. At last he summons up all his courage, and with a mighty kick, strips him- self of all comfort. Swinging to a sitting position, the poor human crouchcs on the edge of the bed, embracing himself with both arms, and shaking with cold. In deslperation he leaps to the window, slams it shut, turns on the heat, and stumbling over chairs a.nd clothes, sprawls headlong into bed, engulhng himself in the eternal hummock. float t'oi.icM.xx Page Fifty-Eve HOW HEAVEN WAS REFORMED .X heated discussion was going on in the Council of Heaven. lizra. the newly appointed Secretary of the interior, had the Hoor. He finished thus: ln summing up my speech, l should like to say that it is our duty as rep- resentatives of Heaven to see to an inspection of Hades. More and more of our prospective immigrants go there each year. l think, and l think that most of the broad minds present will agree, that some of the responsibility of these people rests on us. This is an enlightened age. Steps must be taken to im- prove conditions in those lower regions. Therefore, l suggest that an appointed committee make a friendly visit to Hades and bring back a report on the exist- ing conditions there along with suggested means for reformation. Thank you. Noah jumped up to get the Floor but quickly sat down again with a cry of pain. His beard was caught under the foot of his neighbor. After the result- ing confusion, he got out what he wanted to say. Mit Chairman, he said addressing speaker Moses, l should like to- ask our yo-ung secretary just how often Hell must be inspected. Does he not realize that it was visited less than two thousand years ago? I see no reason why we should waste our funds on such frequent tours. At this, a storm of debate arose-the younger liberal faction behind llzra against the old school led by Noah. Moses had a difficult time keeping order. Finally a vote was taken and the liberals won with a narrow majority. Noah muttered something about young upstarts in their tive thousands trying to act important and disgustedly slumped back in his chair. By the next day, Ezra had appointed the committee of inspection. It was composed of Adam as chairman, the adventurer, jonah, Daniel the great com- promiser, and Paul, the reformer. The Almighty President signed the bill the next day and preparations for the departure were made. Wiorcl was sent to Hell of their prospective visit. The committee was given a great send-off with much drinking of nectar. An orchestra led by Gabriel added to the jollity of the oc- casion. Gabriel and his horn were featured. The hellevator, the newly invented conveyance to Hades, was decorated with garlands of flowers. lt was to be guided by the skillful hands of Manam, a brother of Charon, the ferryman of the Styx. The streamlined hellevator was a great improvement over the old pulley affair which had been used on the few previous trips in the distant past. Traveling downward at the rate of four hundred miles per hour, it took them six days to reach the warmer climes o-f Hades. Hell gave them quite as enthusiastic a reception as Heaven had a send-off, which may or may not speak well for the committee. Satan himself was there to greet them. He was an impressive looking per- son, full six foot six. His new skin-tight suit, made especially for the occa- sion, stood out with its intense red color. lt set off his powerful muscles too well. Quiet power was written over his visage. He was not a handsome devil. His goat-like ears and horns were very startling to all except Adam. who had been there before. He carried his tail in a graceful arch. How blood-shot his eyes are, observed Daniel, trembling in spite of himself. The Devil bounded up to- the committee with powerful strides. NYelcome to our little commtinwealth, he said cordially with a graceful sweep of his tail. XYe have been awaiting your arrival with anticipation. You must be hungry after your long journey. .Pray jo-in myself and my advisers in a little luncheon. Page Fifty-six Satan introduced a group of his advisers, among them the famed lieelzebub, who had a striking resemblance to the Devil. These two apparently had quite an affection for each other. Yes sir, said the Devil, l don't know what we ever would have done with- out Beelzebub. This would be a-er-tlzerlc of a place without the unflagging sup- port of this man. Un their way to the dining place, Adam missed the Hames and heat which had been present the other time he had been here. lnstead, there were large steel affairs with myriads of pipes emerging from them. The temperature was perfect. How things have changed just within the last few thousand years, said Adam to the Devil. XfX'hatever have you do-ne P Oh, it's a long story, answered Satan. We have steam heat now. Wie find it much more comfortable than the old open fires. It must have been a whale of a project, exclaimed -lonah. l bet it was a Herculean task. They were now approaching what looked like an enormous griddle. Great Haines were shooting up from the earth, over which was set a large grate, mounted on steel pillars. All our cooking is done here, explained lieelzebub. lYe kept this section of the tires going for that purpose instead of putting it out, as we did the rest. Huge pulleys raised and lowered buckets of food on and off the grate. The Devil explained that all the cooking was done mechanically with timing devices. 5atan's dining hall was near by for conveniences sake. All this time, of course, the committee was conscious of many strange things. Adam, particularly, wondered at the great change. XVhen he was here last, everything was dark which was not lit by the flames. Now, it was as light as day, though the glow was more redclish 'l.lerely to carry on the tradition of Hell, as the Devil explained. The source of light was found to- be large neon lamps, hung at frequent intervals on a system of wires hundreds of feet above the ground. XYhile they were dining, the Devil gave the committee from Heaven much interesting information. T really think tha.t we have the pick of the crop from Earth, he said. A great many scientists come here. Many of them are Atheists. You mean to say that Athiests are the pick of the crop? Shocking! ex- claimed Paul. For our purpose, of course, said Satan meditatively biting the end of his tail. lf we had a lot of devoted worshippers down here, l fear we would hardly progress at all. New modern devices are being introduced every day to make life comfo-rtable here. W'e're just one big happy family. After lunch, Adam suggested that they take their trip over the realm of Hades. Satan acquiesced and offered to accompany them in person. l may as yvell take a little time from my work, said he. I have all eternity to do it in. l'll leave lleelzebub behind to attend to the affairs of stale. Come. XYe'll take my special airplane. The committee and Satan reached the airport by taxi and climbed into the plane. ln a couple of minutes, they were off. The scene was the same everywhere. Ideal homes, hundreds of research laboratories, and amusement places dotted the artificially lighted landscape. Great tracts of goverinnent owned land were given over to the scientihc production of foods. Everyone does what he likes best, said the Devil proudly, polishing one of his horns with a pocket handkerchief. XYhen they get tired of what they're doing, they change to something else. Page Fifty-seven My, my, said Paul to himself. I'd betted not reveal my plan of sending missionaries down to civilize this place. After a few interesting hours of flying, Adam suggested that they go back to the hellevator, as they must be getting back to heaven. Manam must be tired Waiting, said he. XVhen they got back, Manam was not to be seen. They finally found him about an hour later enjoying himself in an amusement park. It was with some difficulty that the committee persuaded the pilot to return them to Heaven. He wanted to stay. In their hearts, each one of the committee wanted to stay in Hell, but no-ne of them would admit to the others that he preferred Hell to Heaven. They said a last farewell to Satan and Beelzebub and sadly left for Heaven. In spite of the celebration greeting them, Heaven seemed a drab place. They went up to the state house to confer with the President and his cabinet, including Ezra. lVhat methods of reform would you suggest after your harrowing trip? . asked Ezra.. After some thinking, Adam answered. There is a great deal to be done in the matter of reforming. I suggest that Heaven be patterned more after Hades. After the President and cabinet got over the surprise, the suggestion was discussed more deeply and steps were taken to carry Adam's suggestion into effect. Thus ends the story behind the reformation of Heaven. -ROBERT BIORSE DARK SILENCE Bob said, All right I'll go in first if yo-u're afraid. He jumped and clung to the window sill. NYe pushed him up. I'll see if I can open a door or window for you, he said. Then the dark brooding silence of the house swallowed him. Minutes passed slowly as -Ioe and I stood in the shadow of the old. old house. XVe began to wonder where Bob was, what he was doing. XYe shouted again and again. The house returned no answer. I watched joe as he obviously reinforced his courage. At last, he said, I'll go in and see if something has happened to Bo-b or whether he's just trying to scare us. He reached for the sill and I took hold of his feet and pushed him up. He let himself down into the inside of the house . It received him. silently. Time passed and the quiet was unbroken. I wanted to think that they had gotten together and were trying to frighten me. But all I could think of was run- ning away and never coming back. Yet, I couldn't do that. I yelled and screamed their names until my throat was sore. I had to go in. I pulled myself up and swung down, holding the dusty windo-w ledge. Feel- ing with my tiptoes, I met something soft and yielding under me. I stepped off onto the floor. As I went do-wn on my knees to see what it was that I felt, some- thing warm and sticky came through my pants knees and made them stick against my skin. As I lit a match, I saw it. lt was a man lying face downwards, his legs con- torted in a position they could never have taken in life. Turning him over, I saw his face by the Hickering light of my match. It was Bob. I got off my knees. The menacing, brooding silence hung like a pall over the old dark house. I heard a high pitched eerie scream of laughter and I knew why joe hadn't come out. -:ANONYMOUS Page Fifty-eight A JOKE He had always said he was going to be great, and the one beautiful thing in his life was that he always believed it. He never said it boastfully, but casually and matter of factly, as is the way with very young children who never question that anything they declare isn't true. That is why it is too bad that they have to grow up and learn that many things are not as they seemed. The reflection of this innocence could be found in his clear, calm eyes if one had taken the time to look at them, but no one ever did, for to the streams of hu- manity which jerked past him each day, he was just one more addition to the ever increasing number o-f things in our daily life which we look at but do not see. Vtfith his tall rounded sign, covered by large white letters spelling a glaring s-t-o-p, he was only as an automatic traffic sign-something to be obeyed, but with im- patience. Sometimes he had dreams, horrible in their realism, in which he purposefully disregarded the warning whistle of the engine and sat securely in his high little watch tower, witnessing the crushing and mangling of human flesh with a sort of tiendish glee. There were other night-mares also, but no less cruel, where he would be standing frozen, powerless to move, in the middle of the tracks while a huge black engine was rushing upon him. This last dream had appeared so often that he ha.d memorized all the details. ln vivid hallucinations, he almost felt physically the agony of such a death. Of this fear had been born and no-urished a deep, black, revengeful hate of railroads and the terrifying, ugly, black beasts which swarmed them. One would scarcely have believed a hate of inanimate things to be so violent, but to XVills they were real. Never po-ssessing the faculty of making friends or even enemies, and not even having the desire to do so, he substituted lifeless objects, loving and hating them, even talking to them, but only on paper. For at night, when off duty, he put all his time and energies into his work. His work-he said the two words reverently and caressingly. Night after night. in the ill-lighted, dreary shack the railroad company provided for him, he would feverishly scratch out his ideas. And day after day between trains, he would climb the wobbly wooden steps leading to his watch tower, and sit pensively U11 his high stool, dreaming. Dreaming of the day he would be great, of the day when he could leave this miserable, dreadful existence and gm to some place where there would be green grass, and trees, and cool breezes, and peace. For as fiercely did he loathe his present life, as passionately did he love the idea of his future fame. It had come to be an obsession and he desired it lllll for the worldly profits it would bring, but because it was the thing he had been longing for and striving towards ever since he could remember. lt had become the only reason he could find for living. Never having known happiness, he was ignorant as to what would bring it, but sincerely believed that were his ambition for fame realized, he would be content. XVills had more time to dream now, because his work had been completed a few weeks before and been sent to the Script for publication. Not once had he even doubted that it would be accepted. His infinite faith in himself was so lasting as to be pathetic, but so strong as to be admirable. Pleasant dreams he was having now. Reading visionary newspaper articles to himself was one of his favorite pastimes. For although possessing a lnilliant mind, the part of Fage Fifty-nine his nature that was child, made him receive the greatest joy from the smallest hap- penings. XYills Brady, Famed Author To XYrite New Book, was the headline of one column. XYell, well, here's 'XYillie the Great' dreaming again. These words from U'Connell, the rather crude fellow relieving him for the night, shattered his reveries. But NX'ills didn't even mind O'Connell tonight, and shuffled off down the tracks to his smoky little shack, which looked as if it would surely tumble over if it leaned back much further. Big, blnstering O'Connell loved jokes at the expense of somebody else's mis- fortune or embarrassment. Tonight was Saturday night and he had been celebrating of course. but hadn't yet reached the stage where he couldn't think. So, he began looking for Shimmy, his pal. The two of them sat up in the watch tower for quite awhile. Yon know Shimmy, I got Willie the Great all figured out. You know you found out that he'sh been writing shum kind of a book? XVell, I jesh found out that he'sh mailed it away to shum magashine company. Thinksh he. they'll write it in there for him. Here, here, l go-t shum left. jimmy had now reached the point where he thought O'Connell, a darn good shcout. Shure O'C'onnell, shure, I shee. NYell then, Shimmy my pal, what shay to havin' jesh a lil' fun with ole' XYillie? XX'e'll write up a kind of a letter shayin' that he'sh a no good writer and that he'll never amount to no-thin'. That'll get ole' VVillie, don't ya think sho- huh, Shimmy? Then after roaring with laughter over their own cleverness, and slapping each other on the back for being a sholly good fellow, they proceeded to write up the letter. ln their rough, illiterate language, it could hardly be mis- taken for a letter fro-m the literary Script magazine. Reading the badly spelled Words and extremely poor usage of grammar, one couldn't even imagine an editor as having composed it. lint XYills didn't think of those things. Never a practical man, and living always and only for this one hope of his, the o-nly thing that stuck in his nunybed brain was the cruel sentence that he was no good. He was a failure. His life had been a failure. He would never be great. People would never read about him in the newspapers. XVith a dull and dazed brain in a body cold. as if lifeless, his feet shuffled along and dragged him down the tracks he so hated. The o-nly thing bright and beautiful in his life had been ruthlessly torn from him, leaving a drab, hollow emptiness, The old dreams and visions started coming back now, and XVills clutched wildly at the air, groping for something not there, some- thing to rescue him from. the horrible thing, smoking and roaring towards him. On this horrible thing was a mail bag containing a letter to Mr. NYills Brady, from the editor of Script's magazine. lt wasn't a refusal either, but something very opposite. lf XYills could have seen it. it might have brought a little happi- ness to a life solitary and lonely. A careful observer or thorough reader might have noticed an obscure item in the corner of a large daily newspaper: Flagman XVills Brady killed on r.r. tracks at 10:30 p.m. No inquest will be held. -ELEANOR R.xMsD15LL Page Sixty L11 TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN Dear Dave: School is going reasonahly well here. XYith one exception, all my classes are really quite interesting and well taught. This one ol' which l speak has made a poor start hy taking us on a series of trip-s to discover, if possihle, some of hlitrllsollis sources of information. So far we have made three trips. Hn the first. the dim, musty atmosphere of the lihrary made us all feel very literary while a weak gentleman with a goatee gave us a fascinating oration. llis thin voice trailed on monotonously till it seemed very far away, and finally it stopped. l was vaguely glad. Suddenly I was aroused hy a hoarse whisper in my ear saying: Let's scramf' 'Fraid there's not much chance, I answered, and noticing that the voice was still drawling along, I dropped off again. Luckily, the goateed gent gave us some papers that hriefly descrihed his talk, otherwise l would cer- tainly fall down in the test that is to come. The following trip was also to the lihrary. On this occasion, Goatee took us thru an endless maze of hack- rooms. Again he gave us a hrilliant lecture on what we were viewing and again I wished I were home in hed. YVe ended up in a room where a queer female talked to us and showed us some manuscripts. She had an annoying hahit of talking along in a monotone. then thoughtlessly startling us hy speaking very fast, and finally lapsing once more into her monotone. She hro-ught out some autographed letters. I gazed with sparkling eyes on the signature of Daniel Boone. Ah! This was followed hy Button Guinnett's priced at a small fortune. I was enravished. Button Guinnett, think of itl The queer female kept me in ecstasies with the auto-graphs of several other celehrities, whom I've forgotten, and it was with a feeling of sadness that I turned my sleepy tread toward the high school. To add to my trouhles, I was on the committee that had charge of all this and we had to take detailed notes and write questions on what happened. This we did afterwards, hy reading the said papers, I assure you. On the last trip the snappy fresh air of the capitol put a new zest in life during the time that a large, smooth-shaven man told us what this huilding has to offer. The speaker was hetter than the first two had heen, hut even he did little toward enhancing a rather drah subject. The outstanding advantage of this lecture was that we all sat around a large tahle in wondronsly soft, easy chairs. I can now understand why there are so many politicians. The hygienic aspects of these tours are remarkahle. Ceaseless walking and standing is known to he o-f value to the calves of the legs and for huilding up one's endurance. I have no douht that those among us who are on the foothall squad profited greatly hy this. Then too, the rushing to a distant part of the city immediately after lunch is said to aid digestion. You can gather from my remarks how much I enjoyed these trips. And To my dying day I shall say to myself: Thank God some teacher had the fore- sight to point out to me lXladison's ohscure sources of information. -JOE lZR.xo1.l-Lv Page Sixty-one TWO MURDERS I had been invited to dinner by my friend, lXIr. Richard VVinslow. who lived alone with a butler and cook in a large house situated in Queensvillage. On this particular night, we sat at the long table in the spacious dining room. IYinslow was relating to mc one of his experiences in the Great war while he was serving in France as a lieutenant. As near as I can recall it, this is a fair account of the storv as it was told to me. It follows in XVinslow's own words: lYell, it was almost one .X.M. and the two of us stood on the Firing step of the trench, this other fellow, and me. XYe were waiting for one o'clock. NVaiting to slip over the top, crawl through our wire, and start out on a two-man wire-cut- ting patrol into no-man's land. I knew this other fellow slightly. Craig, I think his name was. He had come up to our division only two days before. Now, as he stood there beside me. he seemed very nervous. Kept shifting about and glancing at his watch frequently. As I studied his features in the half-light, I thought I detected a flicker of fear in his eyes as he stared out over the parapet. .Xfter what seemed an hour of waiting. the hands of my watch pointed to one A.lNI. I turned to- Craig and whispered, 'I,et's go.' In silence we crawled up and out, Craig in the rear, squirmed through the pass in the wire, and dragged ourselves out across the shell-torn earth. I could tell by Craig's actions that he was scared sick and would have given anything to be hack in the trenches. The farther we advanced in the gloomy si- lence. the more panic stricken he became. Finally he stopped crawling. and with fear in his voice, absolutely refused to- go any farther. Angrily I turned on him and commanded him to come ahead. At this Craig broke down and started weeping hysterically about death and guns. Cursing myself for bringing such a new man, and a coward at that, and realizing that any further disturbance would draw enemy fire, I drew my trench knife and brought the handle down on Craig's skull, intending to quiet him. Upon examination, I was stunned to find that the blow had apparently been fatal. Acting on impulse, I hastily buried the body. without ceremony, in a shallow shell-hole. I then cautiously made my way back to our own trenches, and gave a report to the officer on watch that I had become separated from my companion, and after several attempts to find him, I had re- turned to the trenches. You may think this a confession of guilt, IVinslow said, when he had Finished, or you may think the story false, but no one knows the truth except you and me. After dinner, Vklinslow took me to his room and showed me the trench knife he had used. I might mention that I was IVinslow's very best friend, and that he had implicit faith in my integrity. At about ten o'clock I left for home and went to bed. .Xt one-thirty A.lXI. the next morning I was awakened by the insistent ringing of the telephone at my bedside. A voice at the other end of the wire informed me that he was the Queens Village Chief of Police. I'm talking from Mr. Richard VVinslow's home, he said. The butler told me to notify you that Mr. XVinslow was murdered in his bed a little after one this morning. Somehow I managed to ask who and how. The reply numbed my senses. Faintly I heard the voice say, He was killed by a blo-w on the head with a funny looking knife which was hanging in his room. The butler shot and killed the murderer as he fledg we found some papers on him which identify him as a man named Craig-. -TOM Co1.uMAN Page Sixty-two wma.. LI I I 'I I 'S I 5 E I I Q I I I I VI r I ,I i I E -L19-1.1-.,.-,.-.Q--1 r4- I I I I I THE HAWK OF MERCY As the taxi rattled along over Quebec's cobbled pavements the lone passenger seemed utterlv oblivious to the quaint surroundings. He seemed engrossed in his own thoughts and when the cab rolled to a stop the driver had to say, Here we are, Sirn twice before a noticeable reaction was received. Yes, ves, of course. The man grinned sheepishly. l'm sorry, l didn't hear how much the fare is. The driver enlightened him and he paid and got out. liefore him lay the Quebec Airport: a long, broad field, Hanked on two sides with low, grey hangers, one of which the man approached. l'm Doctor Kline, be said to a mechanic, l have a plane-' Yes Sir, Colonel. the mechanic cut in, lt's over in hangar twelve. The doctor stiffened. XYhy did men insist upon calling him Colonel? True. he had been a colonel, but now, now he was a doctor. He had worked six years since the war to get his M.D. degree and he had gotten his commission in the army merely by family influences. During the war he had taken great pride in shooting down men. He had enjoyed seeing them plunge to the earth in Haming planes and he had revelled in their death screams. But now.-now it was his duty to save lives, not to destroy them. He joyed in relieving agony, not in in- flicting it. XVell-fifteen years could change any man. As the famous Colonel Kline he had been a youth of twenty years, the youngest ace in the allied army. His twenty-six victories had made him famous, now he was ashamed. Ashamed to have this slaughter Haunted in his face. He turned on his heel and entered the specified hangar. Before him stood a black, sleek, open biplane, on the side o-f which was painted a white cross. It looked much like the planes which he had shot down during the war-but these crosses-a not death but mercy. The placard under the rim of the pilot's cockpit said. John Kline-M.D. This was his new hawk! His hawk of two tons of steel and aluminum. A formi- dable weapon, but no longer of destruction. He ordered it rolled out and the engine started, while he took out a map and began to plot a course up to his home near a small northern town. It was undoubtedly most desirable to follow the mapped airways co-urse, which ran within two hundred miles of his own home. XVhen he reached a lake known as Lake La Poudre, he would head north- west and with his earth inductor compass set to a course north-northwest of the lake he would hit his own pasture exactly. After checking his gasoline, oil and medical supplies he headed off into- the snowy sky, feeling strangely exhilarated and grateful that at last he was flying for life instead of death. The motor roared with a reassuring sound and seemed to voice its challenge to all the powers of illness and death. On through the afternoon he sailed, feeling very much alone and catching himself mechanically looking for hostile aircraft. There were, of course, no enemy planes, hut the clouds to the north looked gloomy and ominous as if they resented the intrusion of this messenger of mercy. The deathly stillness was broken only by the steady throb of the two hundred and fifty harnessed horses pulling the Hawk on through the coming gloom. Page Sixty-three Suddenly bits of sleet began to sting his face as they hit the slipstream of the whirling propeller. His windshield and goggles became coated with the frozen fog and he was scarcely able to see his instruments. He descended to five hundred feet and was able to see the ground although the air was rapidly becoming rough and he was having great difficulty keeping the ship on an even keel. The pitch- ing of the plane brought back memories of the turbulent, war-torn skies which were agitated into a state like this by the explosions of anti-aircraft shells. :Xs he glanced below he was surprised to see what looked like a wrecked plane. He circled abo-ut and made out the form of a large transport plane which had evi- dently gotten off its course and had crashed for some unknown reason. A per- son was standing by the wreck signalling a desperate message to him. He showed that he saw them by zooming over them and wagging his wings. The man on the ground began signalling his pathetic message in Morse Code by signalling with two small flags. HELP-CRASHED MONDAY-CU PILOT INUIUREDWPASSENGERS SICK-ALMOST STARVIED AND FROZEN-HELP. In his minds eye he could see the picture. Off the course, out of gas, a forced landing in the darkathe Mercy Hawk was finding her prey soon. He saw also another picture. He saw himself, during the war. Crashed in German territory and wounded badly, signalling to his pal, Go back. Sam, save yourself. He saw Sam landing in the shell-torn pasture and the pitying eyes of his friend contradicting his lips which said. You crazy fool, you're in for it now. And then he saw the take-off, an over loaded plane, enemy infantry, and hostile pursuit planes trying to shoot them down again. He did not hesitateg he looked over the ground and almost saw his buddy there. There were no enemies this time but the elements. They were his foes, trying to force him into a crash-well, he'd show 'em. He knew the impossibility of landing there, for it was a rocky, hilly region from which no plane wo-uld ever ascend. He eased back on the stick and set the plane. with its precious cargo. as close to the wreck as he dared. He hit the ground at eighty miles an hour and nosed over in a sickening lurch. All went black. Sam. who by chance or by God's will was the pilot of the other plane, rushed to the cockpit and dragged ,lohn out. John opened his eyes, saw Sam, and tried to speak. XVell, Sam, the old bird only took one flight of mercy but thank God I- His voice trailed off into a choking sob. Johnl John! Sam shook him but john had taken off for his last Hightg a flight through peaceful skies in the Hawk of Mercy to the last great Happy Landing on a field where mercy is at home and heroes are welcome. Wlieii Sam got his people back to Quebec safely, by the help of hlohirs radio and the Hawk's medicine, he saw to it that a memorial was erected toi John C. Kline, M.D. A Hier of death who was transformed to an angel of mercy by his conscience and peace. -FREDERICK D. T.iUTI.liR, -IR. Page Sixty- four - Junior AH! swam' MYSTERY or LIFE I asked my hest girl for a date a whole week in adyanceg lYe would take in a picture show, perhaps attend a dance. 'XYithout the least sign of regret she coldly said, I fear I shan't he free that night for Nelson Iiddy will he here. That sissy with the marcelled hair? I cried out in surprise. How dare you! His hair marcelled? That's just a pack of lies I You want to hear a third-rate tenor? I gave a little moan. And don't call him a tenor when he's a haritonel But aren't you needlessly upset and just a little heady? Insult me all you please, hut understand, I must see Nelsi Uh, yery well, I'll take you. I was a little hurtg Instead of heing' grateful, she said, a tritie curt- The concert starts at eight-fifteen, so call for me at seven. Uh, think of really seeing' him. It will he just like heaven! IVe just must he there early so we will he all ready To give a cheer when he arriyes-to welcome Nelson Iiddy. I just can't wait till IVednesday. It seems like years and years That I'ye heen waiting for this day, and as it slowly nears- I somehow can't helieye it's true that he is really coming. She shut her eyes and clasped her hands. I heard her softly humming A hit song from his latest show, It made me sort of wonder IYhat he had that I hadn't, and it' I couldn't steal his thunder. I hurst out into wondrous song, she froze with a glance, .Xnd shattered all liappy dreams of happy lmright romance. Oh, why is it that women who are usually sane and steady Should hecome stark raying mad at thought of Nelson Ifddy? -Rosmr ,yay Ifiq Page Sixty-five in lidc x X MACBETH AS A FOOTBALL COACH SCENE V. 9teven's Field. The hench. Enter. with sweaters and coats. Mac- heth, the coach. Sevton, the manager, and the team. ilfurlv. Hang out our hanners on the outward wallsg And shout. Uh, Fight. team, tight Y Hur clever hoys XVill laugh that team to scorn : here let them try To do their worst and heat the lladger Preps. Had thev not won o'er those who tied with us XXX' might have met them hoastful, man to man. CA crv withoutl And kent them from our goal. XVhat is that noise? Sc-v. lt is the groans of watchers. my good sir. .lfurlx That wail. sav. wherefore was that wail? Swv. A touchdown has heen made. .ll'arIv. lt should have lween next week. That would have heen the time for such a thing: The next week. or the next week, or the next, Or any other time that creeps this way llpon the record of the calendar. Uh, all that hunch uf hovs are hlighted fools On the wav to fearful loss.-Put out that hoy, Tele! hut a walking' shadow. a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the held. And then he nlavs no more. This Qame's a tale Told hv an idict, full of sound and furv, Hut scorinff nothing. tlinter the timekeeperl Thou com'st to use thv toncfueg thv storv, quickly. Tinzck. Gracious my coach. T should report that which l say l saw. Put know not how to do't. Ylfnrlv. YVell, sav, sir. Tialzck. As l did stand with mv watch upon the line l looked toward the play, and anon, methought, A first down was made. Jlfarlv. Liar and slave! Tfuzck. l.et me endure vour wrath if't he not so. VVithin this time-out period may vou prove it: T sav. a first down. Zlfnclv. lf thou speaks't false. Upon the next tree can'st thou go hang. And welcome, too: hut, if thy speech he true T care not if thou dost for me as much. Yet now I start to tremhleg I hegin To' Find that old In-e-diction coming true: Tt spoke the truth: Lose not, till Wlatertown Do come to Stevens Field. -and now that team Has come to Steven's Field. Oh, Fight, team, fight! lf that another touchdown does appear. There is no going home with any cheer. I 'gin to he a-weary of the score .Xnd wish the team of time had more.- Ring the cow-hell Y-Fight, team Y-Cheer crowd! At least we'll lose with reason to he proud. Clixeuntl --FLORENCE DiXNIEI.S Page Sixty-six STUDY OF WOMAN AT TELEPHONE Operator, Operator, give me Oakwood 735. Hello! ls that you liessie? No-, dearie, this is me, Marg. Say, did you see this morning's paper? You didn't? Gosh, you ought to see the front page! The lionington--liines wtre di- vorced in Reno yesterday! Yeah, really! XYho would have thought it? liut, you know, it's been said that he's lieen paying a lot of attention to that cute little widow out at the country eluli! Yes, he used to tell his wife that he had to go out on lmusiness and then he would go and dance with his little widow lor half the night. I guess his wife must have caught on. She claimed cruelty and deser- tion, and he said she had a horrilile temper. l don't lilame the poor dear. Now, for goodness sakes, don't hreathe a word of that. l don't want my name mixed up with such scandal. l simply loathe gossip. You know. my dear, l've been having a terrihle time with maids. l get a new one nearly every week. l can't understand them. l simply Can't! l'm al- ways catching them gossiping over the phone. and you know, my dear, that l can't stand people who gossip. XYe haven't had a. maid for several days, so Tom's heen getting his own lireakfasts. l don't get up until ten. XYere you at the style show yesterday? Oh, that's too had. l saw some darling little chitton evening gowns, and I Went in this morning to try some on and they had none my size and the skinny, impudent, sales girl took me to the room where they have those awful stouts. l tell you what! l gave that girl a piece of my mind! The idea of insulting me luecause l'm slightly plump! You know, just pleasingly plump as they say. l'm on a new diet now. Did l tell you? XYell, I hardly had any lireakfast this morning. All l had was two poached eggs, three plain rolls, one cup ol coffee with no sugar, and a lianana, and l'm nearly starved now. Oh, listen dearie. l almost forgot to tell you that new couple next door came in at one o'elock last night. lsn't that terrilile? XVhat is the younger generation coming to ? That heastly little dog of their's got into our garliage can this morning and l had to chase it away with a liroom. Jknd, oh, my dear, here is news! lletty -lane and il had permanents together yesterday. l think mine's lovely liutsdon't you dare tell liletty -lane thissliut l think her's looks like one of these old fashioned mops after it has lieen shaken out the window. Did you say something?-Oh! You have a cake in the oven and you have to take it out.-Okay Bessie. l'll come over later and we'll have a real chat, -l312A'rR1c12 Gn.i.i2N Page Sixty-seven A PARODY ON HAMLET To skip or not to skipsthat is the question. W'hether it is wiser to sit and grind under the supposed Stagnant atmosphere of the study-hall, XYatched by the eagle eye of one worthy of the names we sometimes call her, Ur to succumb to the lure of spring, and saunter forth into the open spaces. To playwto walk-no more. And by such walks to say we seyer the chords of servi- tude that the school would impose upon us. To walkg perchance to see a show. Aye, there's the rub, For in partaking of such earthly pleasures, XVho knows whcm you will sit beside, when you have paid Two bits and cannot well retreat. 'l'here's the respect that makes calamity of such ventures. llut who would not bear the consequence nor feel the moment lost, To see such worthy artists of our time as Clarkus Gable or great Arliss. Xvllo would not willingly bear the punishments inflicted by the powers that be To gaze into the starry orbs of Loy, Or twinkling feet of Fred Astaire to see. Thus conscience may make cowards of us all, For on the morrow when the secretary takes our toll, At times we may question the wiseness of our move, XVhen after school in study hall we sit And hear the whips and scorns of mentors lip That makes us lo-ath to bear the ills we have Describing that same show o'er which we all did rayc VVhile we might be cruising 'round in Fords Or enjoy doing other things of sorts. Soft you now, fair teacher. be all my sins forgiven. --BILL GRoss-'36 Page Sixty-eight HOME SWEET HOME Well here we are at I'Iollyvvood. I hope there arent a lot of people. l flont like to dance when there is a big crowd. VVhere do you want to sit? You want to sit in the corner? I dont. I want to sit near the dance floor. I like to watch other people dance. I just love to, dont you? No, of course you woulflnt. Yes, please, a table for two near the dance Hoor. This will be fine. Thank you. My, Ifred, did you ever see so many people? I never did. Look over there. Mable and Bill. Hello Mable. I-Iow are yo-u? That's line. Nice crowd dont you think? I think Mable is very cute. Dont you think so too, Ifred? XYell why dont you listen to what I say, then maybe you would be able to answer me? No, ,l. wont repeat what I said. If you didnt hear it is your own fault. .ljut will you please listen next time. No, I dont want to dance, just for spite. You make me so tired. I have just as much right to talk as anyone else. You say I talk too much? I'd much rather talk too much than not at all like you. You ought to be glad I dont talk as much as jean. She never stops. Come on and dance, I dont want to sit and argue with you all night. I came out here to have a good time and I'm not having one. You arent too tired to- dance. I never saw so many people o11 one dance Hoor in my life. Dont bump me into everyone on the Hoor. Uuch! Someone dug her heel into me . . . No that is perfectly all right. No you didnt hurt me .... That was at least nice of her to apolo- gize. See that big fat man behind you? Dont look around now. Anyway dont you dare bump me into him. Watch out, he is coming this way! U-U-U-U! You-sure-made-me bump into him hard! I had some of my wind knocked out of me. I wish people would watch where they are going. Ili'-r nice weather we are having, dont you think so Ifred? E-Ii-li-! There goes someone else bumping into me. Thank goodness the music is finished. I never had such a dance in my life. Gee, it feels good to sit down. I'lease buy me something to cool me off. I'm so tired and hot. NVell what if it was my idea to dance? You asked me before, didnt yo-u? Fred, you . . . didnt . . . by . . . chance run over a black cat tonight before you came to get me, did you? Iilll having awful luck. XVhere that blonde girl dug her heel into me I have a nice big run in my stocking. They are a brand new pair that I bought this afternoon. just think, I paid 31.50 for them. The girl from whom I bought them said that they wouldnt run. I'm going to take them back the hrst thing in the morning. No you arent going to play the pinball machine! You lo-se your money every time. I have never seen you win. You say you will only play one game? That is just what you say every time. Then you keep on playing and playing until all your money is gone. No I'd much rather try to dance than watch you lose all your money. I clout care if you want to- dance or not. Fred, you are positively ex- asperating. All you do is bump me into people. I wont stand for it any longer. I am so sore now that I will be stiit tomorrow. I want to be taken home this very minute. Now dont argue with me. I said that I want to be taken home and I mean it! -Esrnisu Maixsn Page Sixty-nine Sophomore cnoss COUNTRY The wind screeched shrilly, relentlessly in its fury, white with the stinging snow. It gathered force and power as it raged across the vast, open expanse which had been a blue lake, and it struck us with its full ferocity as we sto-od on the exposed summit of the land rising from the ice-and-snow covered area be- low. The trail which led down from our high position wound precariously among the leafless, desolate trees, and seemed an answer to our search for a thrill. I leaned on my ski poles and gazed anxiously downward. The cold was penetrating, already numbing the tips of my fingers and sending the chills scurrying down my spine. I shuddered! As there was no necessity for a longer hesitation, l slid my skiis back and forth several times to loosen them from the swiftly falling snow, peered down the path once more, and then gingerly pushed off. The soft, freshly fallen white Hakes at first retarded my speed. but I gradually gained momentum. lt was almost too late when I noticed the abrupt drop over the side of the path, and only at the last instant was I able to swerve to the left and avoid a dangerous experience. liy this time I was shooting do-wn the trail, flying into the air as I hit the bumps. The wind whistled in my ears and blew the stinging snow into my eyes until I could not see even the dark trees which flashed by on both sides. A sinking feeling came into my stomach as I felt the side of my right ski scrape against a hidden rock which then threw me to the left, where I miraculously missed a snow-covered stump. I careened wildly for several moments, endeavoring to steady myself, not daring to think of what would happen if I fell. My companions, speeding down the trail after me, would crash into me before I could get out o-f the way, and serious injuries to all of us would possibly result. And always, numbing my body and my mind, was the bitter, raging, howling wind, hurling the biting snow into my face. Eventually, l regained my balance and flew, with greater rapidity, down, down, between the trees, always fearing the invisible rocks, stumps, and logs which o-bstructed the pathway and threatened to upset me. And then the ground was leveling, my speed was slackening, and finally I coasted out onto the road which led along the lake shore. As I slid to- a standstill, I noticed my friends appearing from among the trees, first one, and then the other, swerving to a stop at my side. Down here, it was more calm and not so bitterly cold, and we stood quietly a few minutes to recuperate from our strenuous slide. Then we cheerfully put forth our efforts and commenced to slip and stumble up the next icy hill, only our poles keeping us from an ignominious slide down again. As we appro-ached the peak, the wind whistled more sharply, and blew coldly through my insufficient clothes. Again we stood on the summit of a hill, receiving the full blast from the raging north wind as it swept across the lake. And once more I took a deep breath and plunged down the trail which led dangerously among the forbidding trees. -IXIARY lXI.xRKs Page Seventy t I 1 A I ! i ! F l s I l i li I H it ll 'i 3 it tl j . 3 l I I l i WHEN THE SWALLOWS HOMEWARD FLY A swanky roadster noisily came to a stop before a very formidable looking sorority house. An iinmaculately clad hgure in a .l'ahn lieach suit hopped out o-f the car and helped his organdie clad companion descend. Uh George, I'ye simply had a gorgeous time. The moon was so lovely and the-a- The punch was delicious and the orchestra so hot. Quite right. My but you're briliant, George. XVhat's that P That, my dear, is a species of nautical ladder, especially designed to re- turn little socialities to their ma.inas, he replied as he pulled a rope ladder out of the rumble seat. He silently guided his companion into the shadow of the building. Now, which is your room? Aa-, third from the right. At least, l think so. Yes, that's right. Sec- ond story. IYell, here goes, he remarked as he precariously scaled an extremely decrepit trellis and George-shattered the silence. My leg-me-my Palm Beach suit! The ambitious Romeo lay prostrate on the ground fervently clutching a sec- tion of treasured trellis. George indignantly rose from this unceremo-nious po- sition. just look at me. I might as well make the cleaners an endowment and be done with. And, heeding to the call of lXIademoiselle's blue eyes rather than Ifate's heedful warning. he again mounted. He rea.ched the third window and glanced in. A playful moonbeam flickered acro-ss a face enhanced by myriad hair curl- ers. XYhat a sour note that was! Down went the ladder and immediately after- wards, George. He hit the ground with a thud, his knees knocking, almost audibly. George was slightly jittery by this time. VVhy, I'm sorry George, I'm afraid you got the wrong window. I'm afraid I did too. Say, Dot, which is your room P VVell, I just can't seem to remember. Uh, I know. lt's the tifth one. Or is it the fourth? Uh yes, George, it is the hfthf' Here goes. You know-'lf at first you don't succeed, try and try again. I've got that down pat. And again George ascended the rickety road to romance. lijoor fellow, he was just learning how rickety it was. Yes, that did look like lJot's room. The window was already opened for him. He quietly placed the ladder inside and then followed suit. He fastened the ladder and hastily descended, dimly re- membering some saying about Enough is enough or Once is too much. At least it had something to do with the ht 1-urs he kept and his allowance. But how am I to get up ? just like this. He put his arm around her and raised her up. Uh George, what if the ladder should break P Oh well, we would break with it and never know the difference. llc helped her through the window. Now, when I get down, unfasten the ladder and throw it as far from the wall as you can. Next time we had better come a little earlier, don't you think? Good morning, Dot. Good morning, George. And four hours later, the earth was basking in the rays of the morning sun. -Srrviix lxcksox Page Seventy-one FYCSIIMBI1 A LOOK AT SPRING I walked outside and felt the breeze And saw the new buds on the trees. l watched the birds and heard them sing And thought at last it must be spring. I went toward the lake and a sight met my eyes, That led me to wonder and gave me surprise. The Whitecaps were rolling as never before, For the ice was now piled high on the shore. I turned from the lake and went toward the road. l crossed the backyard on the laxvn newly mowed And then passed the orchard with blossoms so gay, Enjoying the sunshine this morning in May. Next to the barn my wandering led me. Spring was there also 1 plainly could see. The duck and her duckling, the cow and her calf VVere running ahead of me on the soft path. l started for home while the sun was still high And spotted some geese flying up in the sky. The south was warm so they took to the wing. To me this is proof. l'm convinced it is spring. -JOHN Q'CONNELL SECOND BREAKFAST QA pupil's conception of Miss Springhornj Okay Freshmen, let's go! What are we having for breakfast this morning. George? Uh yes, linking verbs. llfhat page are they on? 301 ? l guess you're right. NVhat are linking verbs, class? Wlell you seem to know your old friends. XYhat page is the grapefruit on? Oh yes, 502. Predicate no-uns, Midge, what do you know about predicate nouns? By the way Paul, you'd better have your father help you fix that cold car. You have a bushel of make-up work to do. Yes, in fact, several bushels. Midge, what are predicate nouns? Mmmnim. Ann will you explain nouns to lxlidge? Now for breakfast food. Let's see, that will be direct objects. Marilyn, will you diagram this sentence on the board? 1 hit the ball. NVhat is the direct object? Ball, that's correct. lVell, we're having indirect objects for dessert, jane, what have you learned about indirect objects? You don't know? Alane, did you get through eighth grade last year? You did? l can't believe it. By the way, lfreshmen, been reading any books lately? College Seniors, can you believe it? My freshmen read a book a week. Yes sir, they don't only read them, but they write and give reports on them. They have to have proof. No one will believe you when you when you say 'l read so and so.' But if you have proof for them, they have to believe it. l . . . There goes the bell. Book 1'e- ports tomorrow. Miss Becker will be our guardian angel, Bye lirosh. -lXlARY l':Ll.1iN S'1'15IN11.fxUh:R Page Seventy-two THE EVENING RADIO PROGRAM livery night after supper l do, or try lu do, my reading. Xvhetlier I do it or not this story will decide. I get my Iirench out and try to concentrate. I have just started Around the World in Eighty Days by .Iules Verne in lirencli. 'l start lu read. Hn goes the radio. Buck Rogers in the twenty-fifth century . . . and you can be big and strong just like ljuck Rogers if you drink tfocomalt every day. He says so himself. Oh dear, l say to myself. l suppose l'll just have to- stand it. l try so hard to read. ll est undes . . . Quick, turn on the disentegratorl Harder! Harder! No use. l guess nothing will budge that wall we're against. . . .les autre membres du . . . . Doctor, we're in about as hopeless a fix as we've ever been in . . . . W'ell, that's over with, no-zu to do some reading. This is the Horlick's Malted Milk program. If you drink Horlicks every day you will get big and strong just like Dick Huddlestonef' Good-night. Another one. Goodbye French. Well Abner it's just an old Ed'ards saying. He seen the handwriting on the wall. VVhere? l don't see none. You idjit! There ain't none! That's just a saying. VVal anyways . . . . le tour du monde en ..... Noi No! Abner! If you say another word I'll whop yo-u one. . . . 'l'hat's over with. New I can read some French . . . . . Hello everyone. This is Boake Carter speaking. NVell, we see that litliopia sn has won a battlef, I begin to lose patience . . . cn qzmfre tfnzgt jozzrs. If . . . and while the Italians are sitting around their hres laughing the lithio-pians are preparing, quietly preparing. .... I feel very much like screaming and I have a strange and savage impulse to throw the radio out of a window. l say something between my teeth. Never mind what! I stand up and say or rather yell. I can't read ti thing tuitlz ilzut darn radlzo wife' and go out to the kitchen to get something to eat. -LOUISE l51mn1.i5y SPRING FEVER Spring while in school is a terrible bore. I slouch in my seat and I let my thoughts soar- Soar to delightful and nice springy things, Like frogs in the mud and sparkling clear springs. A monotonous voice like the drone of a bee Rises and falls making no sense to me. Un a day such as this my mind is a blank. Nothing will sink 'cause I ne'er made it sank. I wonder now, is she talking to me? Should I take all the effort to wake up and see? Those looks and remarks, they can't be for me. Qh well, who should care if by chance they should be. -ANN IixcKsoN Page Seventy-three Eighth Grade NIC E R A c E lYe were in the third lap of the race. The main hoom swung around and knocked one of the sailors off the hoat and into the water. XYe had to turn around and pick him up. XYhen we got him hack on deck we found that he had an arm missing. He didn't mind so much. He told us that a tiger shark had taken his arm hut dicln't like it. He was going to get it hack but had to come up for air and when he came up we pulled him on board. He jumped hack and recovered his arm. We caught a fish, made some fish glue out of it and glued his arm hack in place. XYhile we were doing all this other hoats were passing us. XYe turned around and continued in the race. The hoat ahead of us lost its mast and it fell in front of us. XYe were headed stra.ight for it. A whale happened to come along and seeing our plight, swam under our boat, turned on his spray and lifted our boat over the mast. IVe landed over the finish line and won the race. -CQSMON Fox CHOCOLATE CAKE FANTASY I wished I could have one piece of chocolate cake. All at once, I found myself surrounded hy cake. I started to dig, squish, and squash cake. I dug and dug with my mouth. All at once, an enormous raisin loomed up in my way. lt blocked my path, so I had to dig around it. One hour later, after I had eaten around the raisin, I came to some frosting. 4 Jh, I said, this must he the outside. liut to my disappointment, it was only a layer between two- pieces. I started climhing. .lust then, I saw a big worm drilling toward me. I looked around for something to hide behind. Ah, I spied a pecan. I quickly jumped behind it so the worm wouldn't see me. Zzzzzzz, the nose of the worm came drilling through the pecan. I turned and dug for my life, hut I soon ran into some dough, not perfectly done. There I stuck. And all the time, I could hear the worm slowly making his way toward me. I struggled harder and harder and finally pulled myself out. At once, I started digging. I came to the crust, but I was going too fast to stop. I fell out of the side of the cake and landed on the floor with a thump. -Fosrizia LAizs0N Page Seventy-four AH FOR A WISHING RING 1 get into hed. It is eight 11-'ClUL'li. I feel it's very f11111isl1 t11 retire so early, l111t 1l1UlllCl' feels 11i1i'e1'ently. l get lll14lCl' the covers and 1-1111 over. Ah, sweet esse11ce of hed covers. 'llhen 1111 11f ll sudden, 1 11111 surprisd l1y Z1 small child sitting on 111y toe. Soon, she gets off. She skips up t11 me 111111 drops Il small p11ek11g1- in I'1'1111t 11f 111y f11ce. 1 Zllll excited. 111 it is ll Tlllif--Il U1 1l1le11 ring 1, D c ' Glory he! I tl1i11k. At last .I l111ve 11 wishing ring. On it, I read tl1e f11ll11wi11g: .l it ring tightly o11 linger, ILll'll Ill-IIIIIIII twice. close eyes, a111l wish. Your wisl1 will c11111e true witl1i11 live llllllLllCS.H I Zllll thrilled. It is 1111 11111 gljflll to l1e true. 1. slip the ring 1111 111y linger. 1 can llflftlly wait. I l1old llly breath a11d say, I wish I were sitting on Zl heautiful l1laek horse witl1 Zlll 2111111111116 l1lack riding outlit 1111 Zllltl winning the 111111111 Xati1.1n11l. I w11it 111111 11otl1i11g happens. Ihen, Ullt 11f ll clear sky, l lind myself 1111 ll horse witl1 Zlll adoral1le outtit o11 winning tl1e tjrand National. I receive 11111cl1 praise 11nd money 1111d then decide I have had enough. Again I Ill1'1l tl1e ring ZIIILI tl1is ti111e I say, I wish o11r whole family NVZIS i11 a beautiful castle of gold with all the horses we wanted, lovely clotlies. Zllltl deli- cious foods. I11 a few minutes, my wish is granted a111l I find myself sitting 1111 Z1 golden couch covered with soft satin. 'llliere is a golden harp i11 o11e corner a11d two grand pianos i11 21110111611 Opening out fro111 tl1is large, beautiful r1i11l1111, is a su11 p11rcl1 lilled with beautiful 11irds. It is filled with lovely fruit of all kinds. I eat my till and continue on. 111 tl1e next room, I find all kinds of delicious vegetables and meat. I eat some an1l pass on into the adjoining Cl121Illl,J61'. 'l'here, I see beverages. Ah, glory, wl111t lmlissl l 1lrink a lot and go into tl1e dessert roo111. Here is the hest yet. Strawl1erry shortcake, covered with whipped creain. lovely cakes Zllltl cookies, a11d many other such delicious tl1i11gs are scattered about the room. At last I have had enough, so I g11 to the stairs so that I may retire. However, I cannot tind the stairs. Dejected, I sit down i11 a small chair I hnd i11 tl1e hallway. To 111y surprise, I find tl1e cl1air lifting 1116 up. It takes 111e to a hed of silver and I junip in. I dream of getting Z1 wishing ring 1111d getting a horse. I dream of wi1111i11g tl1e Grand National, livi11g i11 a 11ea11tif11l house 1111d having beautiful clothes and food. How funny, I tl1i11k. just exactly wl1at I have really do-ne. Then I wake 11p. liut I tltlllit awaken i11 a s11ti11 covered l1e1l. l awaken i11 my old hed. XVhere is all tl111t lovely fo1Q11l? XYhere 11re the hirds? XYllCl'C-XYIICYC? Gee, it's just a dream. All those l11vely visions just tieeting glimpses. Uh, 1111' El wishing ring. How I wisl1 it was re11lly true. But 1lre11n1s 11re dreams and I have had mi11e. -P,xT111c1,x 511L1'1i11 Page Seventy-five Seventh Gracle EVENING AT OUR CABIN The l1oot-owl's u111i11o11s sl1iy61'y souncl And thc crickets chirp froni the Cool green groniicl The whip-poiir-will's soft soo-tliiiig cry ,Xncl the 11igl1t-l1z1wlc's Call up in the sky The continous helcl1i11g croak of the frogs lflozitiiig up f1'11111 the wzitei'-soziketl logs The winfl whispering stories ziniong the pine tops XX'hilc i11 the cztlmin thc tire L'l'ZlClilL'S and pops The full IIIUUII Sl1IYCl'Illtf tlirongh the frosty cloucl Anil the hohc11t's cry so :1sto11isl1i11gly loufl An nccztsioiizil cur with its two shafts of light XYith engines l'HZ1l'I1Ig and shattering the night Diszlppczirs with its piercing roar And the noises continue on as before This is 11 typical night of the North. -JACK MARKS. Annual Contest Winners SONNET ON MY DUMBNESS EIGHT XYIICII I ci-iisiclcr how my lift- is spent lift' hzilf 1ny tluys, i11 this clark sclimil :incl xyitlc, Antl stnflying ont- tztlt-nt, which, is death to hicli' l.oclg'ccl nith inc nst-lt-ss, tliough 1ny soul more hcnt Tu suryc tl1c1'uxyitl1 Miss Lzmtlirop, zinrl present My qniut Ill'L'SL'IlCk', lt-st sho 1'L'IlII'lIIIIg chideg 'lloth she cxzxct tlzly labor, hrzlins denied? I fontlly risk, But p11tie11cC, to prevent That 1nnr111u1', soon replies, 'They also ssryc who only sit and sltcpf O'CLOCK ANTHEM U futlit-rl ch-:lr Izlthcrl our Icurfnl trip is clone, Hur czu' has XVK'ZlIIICl'L'Ll cycry light, thc school IS I Thu 'IIt'iICIIk'l'S llL'1ll', tht- hvlls I liczir, thc pupils :xll uxnlting, XYhiIt- I hzlyc to gn flown tu the uffivv :mtl gut :L tarcly slip ztlinost wfzn, Page Seventy-six KNUWUP Y 1 1 f 1. vy -, , 'E1I,jggigw,u. v-Ay fflqvg '31 Ns 'I' I IK W Vx P 'A , f 1 -1 . M , . 1 'NI . N.. W' m'n f , 1, W l L K , 1 I . . 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WISCONSIN DIVISION Founded 1877 President-Tom Coleman Sec. of Interior-Bob Morse Vice President--Joe Bradley Foreign Office-Jack Wilkie Dues-Absolutely None Slogan-Shoot first, inquire later Treasurer-Farrington Daniels Membership QualificationsiI'resentation of three death certificates of chronic violators of the official Sorehead's Code, mailed upon receipt of a justifiable and printable gripe. Dem' P1'0f.kDig deep and find a counter-play for the old Flying wedge which is being revived with a vengeance between classes by our up-and-running young 7th and Sth graders. This book-scattering, shin-barking, belly-butting gang of galloping galoots fills the infirniary with dead and dying. Deliver us from this evil. Signed: QIUNIOR PEKEI.. Dear Pckel-Most up-to-date schools have installed my new lever-control surprise stair railing tpatent No. 523-l69O, price 359.50 I7.O.I3.J. XVhen an upper- classman finds himself hopelessly trapped on a landing between two caval- cades, be pulls a lever concealed in the rail post. Thereupon the railing swings into position across the tops of both stairways. The awkward posi- tions taken by some of the mangled corpses as they smash jucily into the steel rails are a sight for sore eyes. Dear Prof.-Each day I am mentally depressed by the graveyard monotone and undertaker expression of a certain instructor. I-Ie stands with his teeth in his mouth, droning out questions and names as though he thought it was julgment day. How can I enlighten the melancholy souls? Signed: ALPHA. Dear .'1lfil1a4'I'lie Secretary of the Interior informs me that up in .Xnn Arbor, Michigan. the schools are using a locally invented giggle getter. Installed in the most advantageous location and manipulated by a skillful student, this device, by means of electromagnets and flexible wires, sneaks up the pants leg of the sour-faced prof as far as the knee joint. .Xt this point a button is pressed which sets a turkey feather in the sneaker system vibrating at a great rate. The girlish giggles emitted by the befuddled professor have a guaranteed duration of not less than 4-SXI6 minutes, and will carry any class through one semester without a dull moment. Dear Prof.-I am anno-yed by an ape who is seized with convulsions over his own joke before he springs the climax. Kindly rescue me from the gibbering boob. Signed: C.xP'rAiN BOB Davis. Dear C'afif.kA most pitiful case. Of course, there are many ways of dealing with such a person, for instance cracking him one on the skull with a pop bottleg but to do away with the violence of such a procedure, suppose we turn to a more conservative form of antidote. One very effective method is to stare fixedly at the man's mouth throughout the ordeal, and when it is all over, give him a fleeting glance of profound disgust, and walk away. An- other involves the use of excessively loud and long laughter, dribbling out into a scatter of 'heh-hehs.' If these .vlmuld fail. as a last resort try telling one yourself. You'd be surprised how easy it is to laugh raucously at your own joke and yet wind up with a beauty of an anti-climax. Page Seventy-nine Dctzr Pl'f7,f..YTllGl'G are certain instructors who holler their ankles loose for silence after the beginning bell, but when the hour is up, seem suddenly seized with an attack of atrophied eardrums. Signed: M.D. Dem' I?11flcr-lf you will send a check or money order for '25c, I will mail you without obligation the drawing of my patent 'Diving Hell' This efficient Mechanism, when wired in series to the hell circuit, quckly dumps the in- structor through a hole in the Hoor as soon as the bell gives its first beep. Dear Prof.-I am besieged by an amateur chiropractor who chiropractices not only on me. but anyone luckless enough to come within range of his small- time jiu-jitsu. Signed: P. ZANOYA. Dem' Plzillifi-The methods with which you can attack this monstrosity are un- limited. One lad T know of carries a small squirt gun full of liquid soap. and when the goop approaches. lets flv full in the face. Another bright one is to file down your incisors to needle points and use them in the little- known art of biting. Usually a mere baring of these formidable fangs will turn him away, eliminating the unpleasantness of flesh-tearing, One of mv inventive readers sent me a drawing of his special patented surprise har- ness, consisting of a network of wide leather straps bristling with pins. and when concealed under the clothing twith the points outl gives any would- he Tarzan a jolt. Dear Prof.-Every Alf. as I struggle through the turmoil, my ears are assailed bv the wailing of a self-styled prima-donna cruising the linoleum soul- fully singing t?l soupy sonatas. Signed: THE DANE. Dem' ,7lfl'll'I-t7lII1Sl1Cll subtle insinuations as handing the lady a pitch-pipe. a gag. muzzle, or a piece of ljmbnrger are somewhat effective, but for something permanent, go hire a couple of slugs tsee dictionaryl to do away with the lady. or if you're broke, simply clomp her on the co-co with a T.atin book, that'll cook her soup. Dear Prof.-I give up. This time it's the feather-headed female who goes into deep-breathing fits over Nelson Eddy. T joined a club, and committed a few murders, but it seems that as soon as I kill one, six or eight more spring into existence. Could you splice a new coil on the end of my rope? Signed: SWEDE OLsoN. Dem' Olson-Murder, by all means. is a sure-fire cure for all annoyances of this type, but another more instantaneous lid-clamper is in general use now. and entails the carrying-about of a pound or so of heavy cotton. Upon hearing the first sigh, the idea is to rush up to the offender, whip out a fistfnll of cotton, and ram it as far down the gullet as possible. XVith practice. this hc- comes an art. One of my subscribers has developed his technique and finesse to such a degree that he can cram his cotton five millimeters farther than anyone else, withdraw all five fingers without being bitten, and be looking nonchalant again in five seconds Hat. He uses the follow-through quick- recovery metho-d. Try it and let me know how you come out. Dear Prof.-I have lately been button-holed by an onion who insists on telling me all about the 'screwy dream he had last nightf Give the word, and I'll tire. Signed: B.A1.mzEcnT. Deux' 13011-This grinning goon falls into the same category as the soak who nails you with the story of the movie he saw last week.' Here. you may employ a very insidious and powerful weapon. Simply stop using your lasterme and Lifebuoy. I assure you the results will counteract the effects ot any nmnber of onions. Page Eighty WISCONSIN HIGH DICTIO Attitudes-sfmmething about Us that teachers flu-n't like. llabe-a gum chewing flimwitterl blmiclceszilsn a fwrn babe ! XYhere ya guin'? Hnclacinus-a superlative. Hooks-objects carriefl tn impress teachers. IiOl't'-SXIIUIIXITI for a class. Hlnwbarcl-a clebater. frmvea member of a tl-lee Club nr the A Capiiella Chi Dateea racket kept alive by the girls tsee racketj. liJestiny's tnt-a chilcl nf fortune. tlfrerl lialsleyj llilvshort fur clalifcirlilg an effeminate one. Dime a clozeiisasnne whose mental value can be represent Dixierlripfa rlaughter uf the snuthlancl. Dnpeea persnn whose actions sho-w a pathetic sincerity Etltlcatitmfa futile process uf vaccination. This proc toms which wear tiff about a month after the injection Fairyea fickle, Highly, Fluffer. Fiencleune who is ailrlietecl fu something nr uther. Fluff-exliressinn inclicating anger as in, 4 Ph fluff. Frost-attracts the girls' ice. e whn gnniis nr tips a wliitfle-bnai'fl. Gmini-C Jn t1unipiw'liztt girls call each either. Hamliitinusiwanting to become a XYisconsin High act King of the SCl'lUOl+.lllClifJ Titley. Leather puss-one whose cfinntenance is immobile. Lnoiiaa mental Hyweight. Lugsa gracle below a slug tsee slugj. lllug-synnnyin for pan, Quss or Visage. Alsu a term 0 Olrl Snoop-nickname for certain faculty members. NARY . t A . i of aflflress as in lliva nr, erl in two ciphers. lliwinpy clrawerse-a larl whnse trousers rlrag. tl? Swensenl ess lirmluces vinlent symp- s are ceasecl. U I' . f cnnteinpt. Panty waist-Skip it. XVe'1'e sorry we brought this one Pest-slang for a Junior. Pot-one who is rather shallow. Racket-something on which you can't win. Serewy-condition of being a lettle tetchecl in the nngg Skonk-term of contempt, as in You filthy skonkf' Slug-pet name for any brainless brawny in the scliool. Smelloclramasa One-Act Play. Squirrel-one who has false notions. Squirt-Bob Davis's brother. Toots-form of greeting as in Hi tootsf' Triple threat-stumble, fumble and grumble king. Twerpsonly a mo-ther can love him. Varmintfterm of contempt. IVart-a buninn on the toe of humanitv. i up. n. XVIIIl:flCl3CJ2lI'fl4I'2lCliCI which attracts all those who have outgrown marble playing but who still like tn see the balls roll around. Page Eighty-one TALK OF THE TEACHERS Mr. Pliillips- 'l'l1e Holy Roman linipire was neither holy, Roman, nor an empiref' Mrs. l'feihfer- 'llhese grarles are not going to bg changed unless you can fincl something wrong with my arithmetic. Ht course its entirely possible that l may have macle Zl mistake. t'l'he Annual thinks its all clone with mirrors.l coach lillE1lJ1l+-Uxxviblllfl you say that at your family clinner table ? llVhy cer- tainly Coachg l guess you just clon't know my familytl Miss lVelmer- You're not hitting the nail on the heacl. l..et's get clown to the unclerlying princi11lcs. Mr. liiylii1eJ'XYe haye no homework in this class. Miss l,atl1r1111- t'areft1l of the lllllilllljffilz t4cScientilic Note: Talking generates a flangerous, highly inflammahle gas which might explode some clay and lmlow the roof oft' our Alma Mateitj Mr. Ryan- Come into my office at SHO. tNotc: l3on't he frightened. -lust take him up on that lllYlfZ1llOll.l Mrs. Northrul1i 'l'hat's the thircl time you'ye heen tarcly. XVllZlt'S the matter with you? tAll right Mrs. Northrulm, l'll lJite.J Miss Ruth -lolnisoni lYlien I was :1 girl out in North Dakota, I used to know a family that illustrates that point. Dean Hinclerman-- ls there anyone in the class willing to take the responsibility for getting this joh clone ? Mrs. lilll'l'fUliCl'lllZlll'S really not so clitlicult, it's just how you take it. QYQS. Mrs. liurr, hut what if German takes me?l . , , - , . . . nlf. Mr. IJELYISYHNIIW hy I Jhm s hrst law Vlllfl hy substituting in the equation lrlm X we iincl that the comh contains electrons which make your hair stancl on end. Mr. l'ooley- Ill fares the class, to hastening ills a prey, vu XVhere tests accumulate, ancl hrains rlecay. 'l'here was an olcl man from tiorham He liought some new pants anfl he wore 'em He stoopefl anrl he laugherl Then he felt Il great clraught lnstantly he knew where he tore 'emf' Page Eighty-two THROUGH WISCONSIN HIGH WITH PICK AND SHOVEL Has l-lolz Norse cooled cr did Nancy? tl dunnol Butler and llergen never will learn to stay in their own class. Always chas- ing the college girls. If Popeye Davis doesn't go kcdakrazy getting snapshots he must he the stull that strong men are made of. Dick blames was going to come through with some material for this column hecause we hold a note from his l,ovey-Dovey XYihe. The hall and chain threatens to divorce him and get custody of Dick .lames lr. unless Captain Qlames quits philandering. If you want to see more of liarhara liWhank's torrid epistle see the Editor, who is re'ailing copies at fifteen cents apiece each. Bill Swensen and Mary .lane Thomas are still in the ever loving class. This column knows why Mary -lane is a good het for prom queen. .lust ask the king. llud llrodhead ought to learn how to hum school. XVhy doesn't he take lessons from Boll Jackson? Very side splitting is Fran Chapman alvstaining from smoking during l,ent. XYill some one please tell us who -lane Rash goes with. 'l'hcre's a rumor that Memphis .lane gives Howie XVeiss, the freshman foothall lind, inspiration for good grades. tlie Hunked.J ls Billy Mutchler taking cooking hecause he loves his stomach or hecause Neleh Snikpoh is the olvject of his atliections? lf Margaret l,ynott weren't quite so hlasc maylic she could get some local talent instead of invading XYest's territo-ry'. Young squirt Davis is treading in his hrother's footsteps. llc reads l'opular Mechanics and lloy's Life in every studyhall. XYhat's the matter with .Xnn Fish? Doesn't .Xnnie live here any more? Did all the hoys graduate, Ann? tiood Fun+Virginia McL'orinick's speech in Dc-hate Liluh on assigned ques- tion, Do you want ,lo-e llradley or change ? HELPFUL HINTS Mog0 liush-Do something ahout that laugh ol yours. PN Marg. l,ynott-Forget that your sister was a lladger lieauty. Kay Kilgore-l.earn how to walk without looking like a tight rope walker. .lane Rash-Learn how to speak the lfnglish language. To all girls from down Dixie way-lf you all don't quit saying youall, youall will get hit on the head with an axe. Page Eighty-three THE DRIVELLING PEC-ASUS Have you a little poet in your home? For lllillllilllfle sake strangle him before it's too late. The following verses show the disastrous ettects of letting your poets grow up. They are publisherl with certain obviously neeclefl apologies anfl it is hopecl that the authors can settle flown after letting oft steam. There was an olrl man lYith a woorlen leg Ile hafl no money No money coulfl he beg lle tiefl four spools to an olcl tin can liallerl it a Foril V-8, F.U.B. Detroit S595 aml up 'Xml the clarnecl thing ran. Plant culture, fl plant culture You meet but tive times a week. .Xml when you come, to our dismay lVe sleep, sleep, sleep. l,ittle pupil in the school Teacher catch him with a rlrool .Xnnual fry him with a pan tome baby, take it like a man. Ilere you see an interesting case, llow to take up space antl space. ,lust to keep things not amiss ' must ramble on like this. NVhat shall l put flown next, Hey? .Xnything I think l'Il say This poem is grarlually pooing outg It took the space up, just about. tNot by the Etlitonl lYho is this comes 'long the hall? Greeting all with beck aml call? XYhy, it's our olrl frieml, Minnie Mutch lVe're glacl to see him as 'he strutsch. My Inspiration My poetic genius is a bit latent iiI'2llll15t'tl by the weight of leatl inherent l've ceaserl to suffer from fool illugions .Xmlwillailopt thelife of emlless stoogins. The Bare-faced Clock turses on thee, little clock, Timing piece with heart of rock! XX'ith thy very early tunes, .Xml thy get-up rat-tat-toonsg XYith thy ilrearl ilin, ilreailer still Vauserl by late hours in the mill: lYith the starlight on thy face, Through the wimlows frosty laeeg lirom my berl l give thee curse,- l must up aml schoolwartl gol Ham on Eggs tlnce there was a man namerl Ryan XYho saifl that he woulrl ham have ryeon lhey brought 'him a so tempting Desch That he saitl no, l tml- pig want llesh Nxt an actor though he be liisy, lnsy as a bee touchll Ghostly Glimmers l've often wonclerefl where it is The wraith ot' lvisconsin High Tlirough the hall it fast cloes whizz Sometimes far anrl sometimes nigh. Fugitive From a Machine Gang Machines, machines, cogs aml wheels No one knows how macl I feels Turning, turning, ilrooling, ilripping None of this you'll timl me sipping. Drought The school surlrlenly went rlry XYhy rlon't know not l why No more whoozy hot air oozing Sloomy, Hoating, crolping, cooling. The Staff Emotes Were the boys ui the annual .Ns we assemble this manual l.aughing, giggling, as we go Never lacking poetic How. Page Eigh ty-foux HALL O -Rx 'A P N I NQITQX 5 9 ix f fa. bBuxhvn. I 7 9 A505 fjkeihn Why They JOHN BRAHM- 'limi LORICNZ-I F FAME 5115 I. N - fill.: IPI I I Mn II' 'F' W fi-i fi. ,W , I I 5' j S I Il X Wai Ish 5 111, R lg!! A 1 4' TDM -X L A 'W-FLPQL D QM, Y N I Lki,6IL,i, ihf X ' I qusbu-'I Vxsxfqbll gulf Qing? A I ,Jaw gm. 1 ,-jg. Q .5 i new 3 Hg.-1 IJ PM 'pkv Made the Hall. because of his In-otlier, Roh. mecuuse he is Z1 hhmde heziuty. B012 ALIGNECHT-because he's the brains uf the fmithzill team. HOB IERAI-IIXIHIJ I 1 ILL REI N FR I ICI pose Regulatiuiis. 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A W S '-' 5 .J 3 :I '-0-4 vi 99 ,, 'E 5 ..- O H 14-4 ':, 2 as L' 'Z vw o 5: .lf ij ii 0.2 5 I .CI I U 5 1 f I Q 8 2 E -S Q 'E x- v-l 2 : I U7 I lf! -C I 'Q 5 5 A 3 Lf as O x- H an U-' ' g gl-C .52 .- G, 4-V 6' 55 .E 2 E 5 : F5 d 53 E -5 0 4.5 .lf 5 Q e - Z ' P L' 3. : U2 l-l Page Eighty-se ven 3115611 H Mariam eves to CI' l .... H16 ..-..Stop staring at C.. 1'1'1 ga ge a brid .Killed in tt Margaret Lyno the liquor TO ancestry Cotch rS C clime 61' WEITITI .Me for a schools ...Changing Margaret McIntyre... stores. :I KD ra rr QJ E CU P1 O 4-F U7 F5 C O V? .2 i I C .-- cn v-1 - O U ill ..- QJ r-1 -- 4.4 O 4-4 5-4 QJ 5 O O CD in '+- GJ el 'ci O QJ l-l U E O 1- '-o-4 Z GJ H-4 GJ F .C FU O0 x-. Q1 he A CJ O PQ 5 o E cu L U1 .D o Q3 .D ...Her golf Q.: ': v Z-L4 hole-in-one 6 x-. CYS C2 f .-. Q' A CZ L' LJ if Q-4 E 412 I-' Q. QJ 1-1 ': M L0 C1 4-4 V7 C-4 C 4-A V. ... x- .- O nj E .c 4-3 5 'IJ rn f-' .- CU U .f- ,- Ill L- cu P .- s- 'U Q. 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C 'IO lit s football S1 Hi 'U .v- T '+- ,- ,- Q5 0.3 L- 1-121 : o caught head II sl if -D Q2 :- J 4-5 s.. ff C d am Ma C 4-a 4-1 '- ,- LJ U Q! cd r-4 ,-4 LJ f-1 ,- QJ 3-1 I-L4 E U cn T9 1-4 .Q Q. N 'E ff: 3- CJ P-l 4.1 4-f Q. I G P. l-l m .C 4-1 9-' on '+- e Couldn Gross ..... if xl :J UZ . ... in '-Q-4 D- vi 'U f- C CC V-1 '1 5 C ,,.. .D f- 1-1 - 5 'A E ..- u lf. -4-1 ful frivoli L .- .. 1 r- fl .C 4-J L. rv -P .-4 Q 55 -Q QE NV:-ilton. izikeup to Marcia f-1 .- CI' me ! ...Catch Teachers ............. rztctice Q1 Cll ..... ta Hag LJ 11lLlIl. Fresh S to the flame ..-H s H1.mtCll3 ..-Hi ltcha- O11 ..... bust Com OHS IIC .-4 ta ...Spun avey ...... H ,yding -1 All, .1 in P Z G FX r-4 ,- .- '14 C 4.- +- ff. 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Hf: H c ': Q d O 4-' V1 5. QE r-' .- .Z cu U C ..- f ' .J C: L- C U LH .H 5? J D .Q .- .C I3 .- LJ S U 4- 0- .- Pu s- : CCI Out .... Cilfl ew his li bl ..He aepke ...,.. P Harold .- ': u U1 ll' ,, ,, L ... .- .-: O 4-1 CL C ..- r. .- ... A .- o 1: .53 C-4 anmoff? elim Ra glly, W .-. ,- ,... ...i m r':.' GP f C 1- 7. rf 'H up keyed OO ....T ll... de Rains Cilllul' El .15 X- Ei ri: 2 , L- 5 :E W E3 .- .- QJ .- Ll. .H 'CE -. ':: ,- U: 0: Ll.: U: L: +-f: 1:5 or .,.. +-'I af- CDF Si -.- Pc: VAL-4 ,UL 'cw ...E GSM. HEP. BH .D-4 V1 .- Ts g Footb nmpin ..P bb Reiehenber Harold nderson. Sa Bat C 4-I -C V7 .- .-4 .-. -D S- CJ F ga 5 5' 5 T: cu E ':' ,J :L P .2 '.- Z' P1 S -4-v CU QJ 'U o 4-4 -.1 GJ 4: U7 E D9 cb .E ef J C 'a DS ri e-1 4-1 GJ CQ x-I 'U . II cd U TE 3 H - 2 Q, LT-4 : : .E E1 J : r-, 5,1 2 is H ,. .H C L: JL' Ji .2 '17 '12 .H L CII an I I 6 LU 2 Hd : ' E ' 4-l ' ': o 5 'U 3. E S Z 8- U .- . GJ U .H 0 : 4: ' eu F: :H w E2 5 O O CJ. '- bf J: . H L21 QQ : O E '- .: 'D 2 U E E CL - 5 ' o l 3 -U .: .2 o L, .H LH Q4 : 'E ri Q5 J: .H ,-. 3-a : .E CQ A Mr. Pooley. C 4-I -4-4 : :J U U F5 C: L-1 'la .-C H E5 H: I ,.. ,.. Roekwe Inkwell- ..NOl her ..... to proposed O Eskim Il ....A ell ...... VV ock R izabeth El osterity. OD t ei' genius H imposters ..... and pstarks 'll ..Yon TS.. ste DO many ..Too ark... St o rot h y D ui .2 '75 v-. rd 5 LY-I C '4-4 4-4 .- .- U :H G' r-1 .- an 5 ..XVhoopee l U7 CJ ..- 4-w X-1 Si H. o .H .H P ,, .x U '.: m f: E 1- LE Sannn. .1 L' C H 3 .4-4 P. GJ S O r- e-' .- QJ N 'c Q4 cn E an rn G -I2 L3 U1 LD o .Q .G LJ 3 O U GS 51 .D 'U GJ .lt U - M ri F3 1-1 Y: CJ C :J 4-v U1 C 5 to the undertaker s mone3 i ...H CJ an L. C HCI Z ro 4 a horse.. P. .Q 'CJ cu .ld U Q 5 U3 Stonem Harold ill. 1 Bill Carg s dates tc ...Hi 3.11. XV Om little the SCC gotta ackle t O VV Swensen ..... .-. ,.. ..- 6 ef U ci. :H O ..- C .T- r-, ,- x.. +-1 .- HJ 1-. 5 U X- 5 ! ..... XPC? lang ueng host ..... g ebster's XV y b ered urd M 5. Q.: .-. fl' l-4 .ld U at r-. I lTll'TlCI'S. UU 5 x.. :- rd H. -6 If C 4-a m T U. vi 2 r-A-1 GJ E O +-I U1 r- 11 .E V '+- C CU U H .- O . ,f-4 . I . . I ui al foul person ..Four Twenliofel.. Bill an .E 'S cn a- fu .2 U O gi 4-4 F5 f-1 P dm VVHS ips dl ...Chappe Abel ..... ll V11 rt Herbe .n CD C .- U CJ F .- ,.. C 4.. m QJ .- - ... H.. H E J H: lr! 5 H. H H Morgan. fl' E C. L- .fi D-4 E E0 .J 'U 1- GJ 3 .lf U ... ... 5' O4 HE U G 5 cb E P30 C 'a J CJ .ii '4- H.. QA T E lll 21 cn. 5 Q1 :J I H L.. L.. ,, ,, U Z: 5 w .- .T LH , o 2 'A O i-J CJ .2 9 .1 an 1: 'H - 52 : N m-Zum- .Zu l6S .... HO man y U10 U11 ,..C'hokc-rl C. XVilk lack 'U sv rn rt E! rn :r IV 'c S! vu :r .. A .-. M U .C .LC .- :I .- ---. U L 4-1 C .- R1 U 'L ..- .Q Censored J tt. C H2 'I'- fl 'LH HJ d C. in .5 rf : ..i: o 91. VOCATIONAL PLACEMENT RECORD- CLASS OF '36 Bob Albrecht-Goal post pa.inter for Soldiers' Field, Chicago. I e Fred Balsley-Gossip columnist and advice to love-lorn editor of the Daily Burgl . Betty Bass-Music-turner for New York Philharmonic o-rchestra. Alice Blied-School-teacher, Fodunk, Ohio. joe Bradley-Director of Chicago Opera Co. tljrotegee Josephine Trumbowerj john Brahm-Floor-sweeper, Kayser Motor Co. Robert Brahm-Professor of German, Harvard University. Inge Bruns-Fourth violin, Sun Prairie Sympho-ny Orchestra. Margaret Bush-Voice teacher, Bush School of Voice. Fred Butler-Understudy and Bull-noise maker, Carmen, ll Trovatore, etc. Metro- politan Opera Co. Nancy Cady-Geologist. tNeed we say more?j Fran ChapmanMDeck hand, lishing schoo-ner. Roy Colbert-lr'rofessor, leader of More advice movement. Tom Coleman-Archaeologist, discoverer of rare bull frog fossils. Bill Collins-Author of Diversified Dictionaries for Doleful Duncesf' Farrington Danielsflisquires Candid Cameraman. Bob Davis-.lust another Physics teacher. Charles Deakman-Salesman for Henry Ford. Nevelle Dickson-Pres., have Cheese More Assn. Aldwin Ellis-XYorld's champion wrestler. Grunt and groan expert. Sidney Fenirite-Owner of Femrite Dairy Co. Russell Garver-just a Gigolo. Dale Gillette-Chief Tester, VVrigley Gum Co. Art Grebler-Architect, Grebler, Grebler, Grebler and Grebler., Inc. Bill Gross-Author of Casanova llfs autobiography. Bob Hackbarth-Golf caddy and green-mower. Uta Hagen-Professional actress, Hormel's Ham Hour. Lyding Havey--Pres. Havey Horseless Harrow Co. Charles Kallevang-Dancing teacher, Van Abel School. Bill Kelly-Hoop straightener for Madison Square Garden basketball games, Kay Kilgore-Gilda Gush, Movie Siren. Dotty LarsonkDraws cats as villains in Mickey Mouse Comedies. Sylvia LarsonEEnglish teacher, XVisconsin High School. Lillian Liebetrau-lnspector for book worms, Collins Foundation Library. Margaret Lynott-She got Kerm Stick tpoor girllj Margaret McIntyre-Married to Mr. Sakri's son. joe Mergen-Mixes dope for airplane wings. Helen Milward-Prima Donna, Paris Garter Opera Co. Bob Morse-Undertaker, Morse Mortuary. Meredith MissmanAGoes Fishing for the fun in Cassting. Dorothy Nohr-Phy. Ed. teacher, Side Uppen Bend College. Harold Paepke-Salvation Army band leader. Eleanor Ramsdell-Famous concert pia.no tuner. Bam ReichenbergaManager, Bean Bay Rackers. Betty Reineking-Myrna Loy's double for blush scenes in 'l'echnicolor. Martha Richeson-Successor to Miss Lathrop. Betty Rockwell-l?res., XfV.C.T.U. Dorothy Stark-This is a deep Stark secret tLaugh linej Kerm Stick-Trainer for U of XY. athletic teams. Harold Stoneman-Half owner of Stoneman's Style Shoppe, Don Stoneman-ditto Bill Swensen-Inventor of the Swensen Sleep-well mattress for tired Prom Kings. -lack Titley-Professor of Chinese, Ling Lang University. XVhoop Hong, China. Bill Twenhofel-Lawyer. Owner of station K!6DakIUtD't Herbert Van Abel-Prin., Van Abel Schoo-l of Child Culture. Leone XVardle-Owner of NVardle Dog Farm. jack NVilkie-Pres., Board of visito-rs, Mosey-Dale nursery. John XYilson-Convict No. 193436, Leavenworth Kan. 40 yrs., for report card forgery. Page Eighty-nine NI NE MONTHS IN STIR 3Ifl I'. lfisgalv word! XX'hat an impressive looking group of seniors. Too bad S If i r SI l l' 1 jkvl, 1 MMV tier 1 ,Kol- K Jt lt 1 Mols t 1393 Nov N ov Nov N ov Nov lilac Duc Duc Duc DEC DEC IAN. lim. lim. l,x:x. JAN. they can only be with us one tnore year. . losXYest's pupils spent all year forgetting this one night when Xllisconsin l'ligh's underrated football team rose up and kicked XYest for a 3 to O row of pop bottles. '7e-Richland Center feels the stuff of those eleven Clydemons. 21 to 7. Swfaptain Stick and ten other guys beat Stoughton. llsliort stopped our team for a scoreless tie. The football team suspects that lien lieebe, Fort halfback, is really jesse Owens without the sun- burn. l54l1arents get the low-down on how little Susie and 'lohnnie are be- having. .X faculty tea. l'i7fXYliatl Another one? Edgerton O, XYisconsin High O. 2os'l'he team displayed some of the conhdence and spirit they showed in early engagements as Coach would put it. XYisconsin High 33, Monroe ll. liven the Editor got a touchdown. Zovlievolutions, dictators, loves and stuff The Queens Husband with- out its Princess. BU-First of six issues of the Had News. Teachers put the slug on us with report cards. 2esThe boys gave everything they had but XYatertown was just too good. XYatertown 14. XY. H. O. 2eQueen's Husband hack in town with Uta this time. 7-Scarlet fever and teachers' convention. Students do all their back school work. tNYhat a sense of humor we've got.j 16-Sophomore Shuffle. tPostponed on account of scarlet feveixj 17-Scarlet fever vacation like all good things must come to an end. l3-XVisconsin High and Central, Central 35. XVisconsin High 12. l-l+An hour of drahama. Another group of one acts. 20-Stoughton plays us. Stoughton did most of the playing. 2lsScbool halts. 22-The Dean's boys are right in there pitching at VVilkie's Hi-Y party. .22-jwx. 7-XVhat you did during this period is your own business. 7-lf the last day of vacation co-mes, can school be far behind? lO-Monroe plays us. 17--XVatertown plays us. TSQLVINIJQ'-11lllC feet of snow and ice and nigh unto 97 degrees below zero. liven the dauntless lilehaters, protected as they are by their inexhaust- ible supply of hot air, refused to risk trip to Rockford. Zlfllditor snihfs laughing gas and tells sad stories. Stewie's stomach fails him. Hi-Y boys visit jackson clinic. 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IIe's the only person I've ever had to look up to. . . XYhat, Mrs. Northrup? Yes, tell her to have those reports in immediately. 'Don't forget those attendance slips either, will you? . . . That practice-teacher is wearing those riding hreeches again. I must speak to her. You'd think she'd have better sense . . . Uh! Iolere comes Iieriny. XYonder it he'll gn out for footlmall in the L'niversity. I mustn't forget to speak to him ahout the way he drives that car oI his. Yesterday he almost ran me irtif the street. . . tiood morning, Miss IVeher. It's funny that hardly anyone ever gets an 'A' in her class the lirst six weeks. It certainly can't he that the pupils aren't as intelligent the Iirst period. . . The whole hasketball team is talking in that corner. I don't like that. I wouldnt vouch for their conversation. tSwen- 5611 gppyoglqlit-sy Hes gi, hue looking hoy. I like him-quiet and well mannered- seems to know what he's doing. . . -lane and Frances are just coming in. I wonder why they are such good friends. They rather remind me of Mutt and -left. Yes, Bliss johnson? No, no faculty meeting this afternoon. I'm going to drive to- Iieloit at two-thirty. . . I wonder what it is that makes Roy so likeahle. All of his pupils seem to like him. I don't know what I would do without him around this school. He's certainly a great help. . . .XII those girls flirting and acting silly, childish-that's itgchildish. . . I mustu't forget to visit Mrs. Voss's class this morning. Several pupils in it would hear watching. . . The hell, and Kelly just entering the door. I-Ie'll he late. Keg late too? Good- nessl VYhy are those athletes always so slow? They look line out on the Held though. I'm proud to he their Principa.l. . . I'll have to speak to Mrs. Burr ahout this hulletin hoard. Some of those announcements have been there for weeks. . . VVhat's this, more paper on the floor? I mustn't forget to speak ahout this in assemhly, nor must I forget to hnish that article, IJitticulties of an Increased Ifxtra-Curricular I'ro-gram. I must make it good. . . That singing in the locker-room must stop. I'Il give them a real talking to this time. . . And that hattery in the carl I'll send .Iunior to get it Iixed. . . Goodness, how does one ever get time to get any work done with all these little things occurring every minute. . . Uh Lord, here's Mr. I.ees to see ahout the arrangements for Iiascom Theater. I never get any time to do any work. Page Ninety-two Fv-eo Bdler- l2.54 Skeb-menAc 'tHe sh!! Playa c Bell Swens I+',5 5 gurl Tot Bridltg .i 'S , X n- ' sv if s , +L, :S- 4. 2-.ir ww' ,. ,-Q wx . ws..-': -,.., -.Q .. A . 4 - .N .:S1'i5ilf3, Bfyimkunsf :T USE DEANTYNE t. .Lt ' n o Y r - l -I sf H 1 Flns picture QIYIDIIICEIIIY sliows the effects uf rub- bing' elbows. The unly liope uf Cure 11t this zulvancetl stage is ALD- XVIN lil,I.lS'S ICLBUNV EQUA- LIZICR. Only nm' out of .rzfr 1'.rt'11f1'.r Lunring those who frequent Crowded corrirlors. You are ll vietinil linrl suffering with IiLIS'5. DoastI11sglrIducIancIY0UTOO can face the worlcl witI1 gleam- fr ing pearls. room FLAKES Ashameci of Your Teeth? IS YOUR HEAD IN A WHIRL? I, too, was El nervous wreck IIIIIII l nuule my great rliseovery. ' ' its time YK l.et ine share it with you. De- vtlop eoneeiitrzition, genius, ru- pfise, at liypiiotie eye, a silver tongue, an zilkziline bztlzince, and Ll roinantic heart. All this in six cztsy lessons, Sleep fI1IlII'LllltCC4I by the thirtl lesson. Send 460 for lll-llllCflg'I'ZlIliIlIllg ztncl hecoine Prof' McMullen dur 3 QCUIUS- ing a moment of creative genius Moose-Jaw McIVIuIIen, MASTER MIND-MAKER I -f---1--W-f-W ii-,re I wks ' IILINIJIVI Jl,liJ DRIVING TICST. 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