Wisconsin High School - Wisconsin Yearbook (Madison, WI)

Text from Pages 1 - 148 of the 1925 volume:

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Qg jf lil fa ...r X2 K 'Nw ll iii- --- f' . . , 1 2 ' sf 1' 'ME df E 29 gr -1 17 ' 'Z' ,f - 31,4 W ': -I 7 -f ...fn w -2 -.:.-- A in 1 -ST-n fm, V lg 1 ,-' .':.- M i , its ' 64 ' '. -: NAZL 'F N A 'Dm LZ f Dedication To the Spirit of Initiative which has been incul- cated in the minds of it students throughout the growth of the Wis- consin High School ,We dedicate this volume. 1- n ' fQ X 1.17, 'lx 'Q I ff RX 'Xa 2' ' Ya X7 51 if -'If ff tk W' W wiv -X T I R 5 Ty? f xy A! Con ten ta' Cl es Athlt Lt t e H Att OAdt CCS-it ,L 5 I Trof H. L. Miller The Faculty Miss Sara M. Abrams, Oficc Sccrctary Mrs. Frances K. Burr, German Geography Mr. George A. Chandler, Chemistry Mr. Norval L. Church, Music Mr. George B. Cox, Manual Arts Mr. Ira C. Davis, Physics, General Scivncc Mr. Donald E. Dean, Physical Eflucalion Miss Dorothy Dodge, Physical Eclucalion il ' Miss Calla A. Guyles, Latin Mr. Walter W. Hart, Mathematics Miss Ruth Henderson, Home Econmnics Miss M. Jean Hoard, English Miss Laura Johnson, French Miss Ruth Johnson, History X - . x v ' X Miss Katherine Jones, Hume Economics Miss Berniee Kieffer, Mathematics , Miss Theresa M. Kleinhinz, Latin Mr. Sterling A. Leonard, English Miss Jeanne Mettenet, French Mr. E. W. Manzer, Metal Work, Mechanical Drawing Mr. G. B, Mortimer, Agriculture Mr. Burr W. Phillips, History Mr. Roland S. Stebbins, Art Miss Rita Sprixlhorn, English Mrs. Aurie H. Voss, Mathematics Miss Lynda L. Vlleber, Biology Miss Esther Weightman, Latin A1 O 5-HE VVl..f' iff?iCaD TNI J' I N Editorial Staff' Ted Frost, Editor-in-C'1zivf Marjorie Glicksman, .'l.YXiSffllIf Phyllis Nelson. Litvrary Editor Junior Lowman, .flssistaiit Karen Martin, ,4f'ti'z'itAV Editor Sally Owen, Assixtriizt Glenn Olwell. Atlilvtir Editor Franklin Crown. .-l.rsi.vta:1t Louise Coxon, ,-Irt Editor Mary Lounslulry, flxsistaizt Edward XYooclell. Asst. Art. Amelia XYolclenberg, Humor Vl'z1lton Seymour, Al.s'xi.x'tant 'Iohn Dixon, .tlssistont Ruth Swenson, .4.vsistant Harold Mclllurry, Siiafvxlzot Louis Fish, f1.v.vi.vtaut Alice Kney, Class Editor john Bach, JlI11s1'r'a:I Editor Pagr Eight Editor Editor Q io ' I THE: VVl.!'a 25 ice TNI J' I N Business Staff Donald McDonald, Bll.N'ilIt'.f.9 Jlyr. Marion Nelson, Circulafioaz Jlgr. Elmer EIISWOYH1. -'I-V513 BUS- -U!l - joe Mithus, ,-Issf. C1'I'fllIl1ll.lIlI .Vgr joe Mithus, Treaszzrcr in l i , , Dick Kropf, f1dz'vrli.s'i1Lg .Uanagcr Llnulatlon btihutgrs Kenneth Sarles, Asst. .-Idwr. Mgr. 1- f1 'f'1'a -Soldfm , Z. 1' Il' I' Ad Solicltors 3 IGH mug , , . . 60bvrf Ll 115011 1' Smit Goodnight 4. Clzarlrs Dznzrau 2. Albert Smith 3, Ifgbgrf Hurd Sidney Schafer, Pirfurv Manager 4. Edward Sodvrllwfg john Bornett, Asst. Picfurf .Mgr Page Nine 1 C L A S S E S I - 1 I I THE W,,-fsmff JCONflN Johnny A J hnny Elmore Hja1mnr JOHN BACH Johnny ELINORE BRIGGS 4'Elinore Af fhf' mid'h01ff Of Wighf, when To know hrr is to love her. stars are weeping, I fly. Entered from Central '24. Girls' Student Entered from Central CU Orchestra CD9 Club up - Financial Committee U, Band C115 Ass't Director of Band and O'rchestra CU. wx- U JOHN BORNETT Johnny He was 'want to speak plain and to the purpose. Boys' Why Club CZDQ Glee Club Cljg Football CD3 Asst. Picture Editor of the Wisconsin CD. HJALMAR BRUHN Hjalmar Whafs in a name? President of Radio Club Cljg Class Bas- ketball CUQ Football CD3 Track C3J. L'lit-1:'.'.::-.av .::::::::u6!J Page Thirteen . XX 5 -J 1 ' K , iTl'-1E vv1f c0NfiN' aliens: 1:5-con KENNTH BURCH Ken God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man. Entered from Bloomington, Ind. 2. Ben- zine Ring C255 Track C25, C153 Glee Club C155 Boys' Activity Club C155 Football C15. '-1+ SCOFIELD CARPENTER Seo Tho' this be madness, there's method in it. Football C25, C15 W g Track CI5, C25, C353 Hi-Y Club C15, C255 Activity Club Cl5, C25g Prom. Committee C253 Gondoliers University of Wisconsin. Wbltzzuzzzzzzz Helen Lydon HELEN COCHRAN Helen' Her ways are ways of pleasant- ness. Entered from The Principia St. Louis Mo., '22. Glee Club Cl5g Why Club C25. 'I' LYDON COLE Lydon That's as well said as if I had said it myself. Football C25, C155 Basketball C35. 1'-11'-Elm Page Fourteen . Y-time 4' 'T H E W 1 f 5 C Q N f an N' I.. J Y Y 0 -':' X tif' - gf- X 1 Louise Lefty LOUISE COXON Louise I'll speak in a monstrous little voice, G. A. A. 141, 131, 121, 1115 Girls Student Club 141, 131, 121, 1115 Publicity Com- mittee 131, 121, 1115 Chairman 1215 Mem- bership Committee 1l15 Class Basketball 141, 131, 1215 All Class Team 1215 Chimes of Normandy 1315 Gondoliers 1215 Tri- aconta 131, 121, 1115 Prom Committee 1215 Social Committee 1115 Glee Club 1113 Art Editor of the Wisconsin Uni- versity of Wisconsin. -'F' ELMER ELLSWORTH Lefty He is the 'very pineapple of poli- fZ7leSS. Vice President Boys' Glee Club 1115 Hi-Y Club 1115 Vice President of Class 121, 111. Class Secretary 1415 Band 121, 111 5 Track 121 5 Football 1115 W Social Committee 111: Committee of Eighteen UEZJUU uljitsn 1115 Asst. Business Manager of Annual. Salutatorian. University of Wisconsin. 'I+' EVELYN FELDMAN Eve The sweet enthusiast, from her sacred store, enlarged the former narrow bounds, and added length to solemn sounds. Basketball team 1315 Baseball 1315 Or- chestra 131, 121, 1115 Band 1115 Gondoliers 1215 Chimes of Normandy 1315 Glee Club 1215 French Club 1215 University of Wisconsin. ug.. GERALD FITZGIBBON Fitz Many great ' men are bashful youths. Basketball 141, 131, 1215 W s5 Foot- ball 131, 121, 1115 W s5 Track 1415 Boys' Athletic Club 141, 1315 Vice President5 Boys' Activity Club 121, 1115 Vice Presi- dent. La Cross Normal. 1tr:::::::::: .zzz zzz:z-.:zz::- '::::::::J2 Page Fifteen -at ws rr I' ,Y 7---.pw-wfv-v -f .,4,, W Q A, f':- f'vf'w- - Y H -'-rr wr:-.--. vv- af: -.qwi----twink 'v 'THE wif '25 COIXIXIN, s -o Y . B- HV .N x,,..-ff' 1 1? 1 rfffd Xie QD - WM 'A Ted Owen THEODORE FROST Ted Good things come in small pack- ages. President Class C415 President Glee Club C115 Come Out of the Kitchen C115 Class Basketball C415 Basketball C31, C21, C115 W 5 Football C21, C11 W s5 Cheer Leader C315 Vice President Hi-Y C11, C215 Sec. C215 Editor-in-Chief Annual C115 Committee of Eighteen C115 President Benzine Ring C215 Prom Committeeg Gon- doliers C215 Chimes of Normandy C315 Track C31, C21, C115 W's 5 Sweethearts in Songfi University of Wisconsin. I OWEN GAHAGAN Owen This bold, bad man! Football C21, C115 Glee Club C215 Prom Committee C215 Gondoliers C215 Chimes if::::::::: H5-Conyu .1R0y,, of Normandy C31. U. of Southern Cali- fornia. 'P' SCOTT GOODNIGHT Scotty Goodnight, ladies! Ass. Advertising Manager of Annual C11 Track Manager C215 Class Basketball C41, C31, C21, C115 Senior Class Program Com- mittee C115 Girls Student Club Play, Come Out of the Kitchen C115 Prom Committee C21,5 Boys' Why Club C215 Hi- Y C21, C11. University of Wisconsin. P- ROY GUNERSON Roy Reason reigns in man alone. Radio Club Sec, C115 Class Basketball C21, C115 University of Wisconsin. '::::::::::lW Page Si.1'tc'cn ,Wen , 'Fifi-f v' '-H 'ri 5 I Y' -4- -1 -..rfqwyln l mug.. .,.5 .pq ,H v 1 'THE VVlf cc NXIN. Ma Hy Fran MARY MARGARET HARRIS Marty You flavor overythingg you are the vanilla of society. Entered from Ward-Belmont 1. Phil- omathia C155 Vice President C153 Chair- man of Program Committee C155 Girls' Student Club C159 Service Committee C15. University of Wisconsin. ..g.. FRANCIS HAWKINS Fran What shall I do to be forever - known, and make the age to come my own? G. A. A. C45, C35, C25, C153 G. R. C45, C35, C25, C155 Art Club C25. Chess Club C25g French Club C153 Chimes of Nor- Wbrmumzzzza---- l orve y H el en X if I 1. lx X. . 5 . .-V x L ! C mandy 435, Baskefbill C45, C35, C153 Base ball C45, C255 Volley ball C253 Hockey C155 Chairman Ring Committee G. A. A. C25. Rockford College. 4' HARVEY KAILIN Harvey He says he never has his lessons, but oh! how much hc knows. Entered from Central '24, Y. Club C153 Interscholastic debate C155 University of Wisconsin. -'I+ HELEN KREIDLER Helen Not a care, not 0 hurry, good looking mcnwoerc her only worry. '--::i:::::::::::: - ::::::::.k Page Seventeen 1 n VV f 2eiwt'5CONf f N' 612175 5 - do lwx Dick Johnny RICHARD BARLETT KROPF Dick Oh, 'what may man within him hide, Though augel on the outward side! Band C25, C155 Orchestra C155 Football C155 W 5 Prom Chairman C255 Daddy Long Legs C255 Come Out of the Kit- chen C155 Basketball Manager C155 Class Basketball C455 C35, C255 Class Treasurer C455 Class Secretary C155 Regent Scholar- ship in Mechanical Drawing C255 Hi-Y C25, C155 Benzine Ring C25. '40 JOHN KULP Johnny An ill weed grows apare. Slit-':::::::: ::::::::::: Russell Irish Band C35, C25, C155 Orchestra C35 C25 C155 University of Wisconsin I RUSSELL LIGHTY A quiet disposit admired. -'If' LORETTA LONDD Erin go braugh! Entered '24. P CHARLES LECOM PTE Charlie Here is my throne Ind kings e bow t AA. Page Eighteen - 9-I-n...,,,o , :THE VVlf 2vif9Si'Q5CONf i N: fm? Mary Junior MARY LOUNSBURY Mary God helps those who help them- selves. Gondoliers C215 Chimes of Normandy C315 Girls Student Club C31, C21, C115 Philomathia C113 G. A. A. C215 Art Club Sec. and Treasurer C215 Glee Club C215 Pres. C115 Prom Committee C215 Art Stan' of the 'lWisconsin C115 Class Basketball C31, C21, C115 Captain C215 Class Baseball C31, C21, C115 Hockey C11. University of Wisconsin. '40 GUY LOWMAN Junior His cogitative faculties immersed ln. cogibundity of cogitation. Girls Student Club Plays Daddy Long Legs C215 Come Out of the Kitchen C115 Committee of Eighteen C115 Asst. Lit- erary Editor Cl1g Lyceum C215 Inter- 4 1 - Gbluzzzzzzzzz' Kally lVilbur school Debate C11. University of Wis- consin. -'If' KAREN MARTIN Kally Hang sorrow! Care will kill a cat, And therefore lct's be merry. Triaconta C31, C21 C115 Chairman of Social Committee C115 Girls Student Club C21, C115 Program Committee C115 Glee Club C115 Activities Editor of the Wis- consin C115 Prom Committee C215 Dad- dy Long Legs C215 She Stoops to Con- quer C115 Committee of 18 C11. I WILBUR MAVES Wilbur Stately and tall, he moves in the hall. Band C31, C21, C115 Orchestra C21, C115 Geometry Scholarship C315 Class Bas- ketball C21, C115 Prom Committee C215 Hi- Y C21, C115 University of Wisconsin. .zzzzzzzzzzildkd Page Nineteen 'THE vvuxf 'QBJCOINIXIN' wif d rcDonu r1MaCn 1 xy V rrAlice:J ' ' 'orxeesif Y f I I Kxwfzk 4 V Egg-... DONALD MCDONALD Don JOSEPH MITHUSX Joe A Hmm engine in trousers' Have I caught my heavenly jewel? Entered from Kaukauna '23. Glee Club A C255 Chairman Senior Class Program Orchestra c-ll, fzlf ul? Band Ulf C251 Committee C155 Business Manager of CU? F00tba1l Nlanager C155 Treasurer of Annual C155 Annual Skit 415. Annual C172 H1-Y 429, C192 BOY? Why Club C25. University of Wisconsin, WI' mln J. HAROLD MCMURRAY Mac And while the light holds out to ALICE MOORES Alice burn, I 5 , The vilest .rinner may return. Sllmcg 'J golden'-glw me SC worth please. Track C355 Football C255 W 5 Class V. Pres. C355 Glee Club C255 Triangular Entered from Rutherford High School Debate C155 Student Senate C255 Prom C255 Girls' Student Club C25, C155 Service Committee C255 Chairman Committee of Committee C155 Gondoliers C255 E. H. 18 C155 Snapshot Editor of Wisconsin R. Club C255 French Club C155 Vice Pres. C155 Class President C15. C155 Deba-ting C155 Play Cl5. it-111111111' 1 11111111111 Page Twenty 1 pf, I 9 V XR 'THE W 1 dp XQLQN f s N' ' ' 0'-Hx Uv ' ' xml ,f ,Q L NJ If M X l Mariar1 Phyl a ' MARION NELSON Marlon Seas roll to 'waft me suns to Izght rue The earth my footstool my canopy the sktes Entered from Central Hxgh 22 Student Council C25 Social Commlttee C25 C15 Chalrman C25 All School Basketball team C35 C25 Capt C35 and C15 Manager Bas ketball C35 Class Baseball C35 C25 C15 Class Basketball C35 C25 C15 Hockey C15 W rlng wearer C25 Large W small W G A A C25 C15 Commlttee of Exghteen C15 Glee Club C25 Phxlomathla Pres C15 Lhxmes of Normandy C35 Gondolxer C25 Girl Student Club C35 C25 Chaxrman Flnance Commxttee C25 Clr culatlon Manager of Annual C15 Um versxty of Wlsconsm PHYLLIS NELSON Phyl lVhere'ver she finds herself m life She ll make a good addmou Latm Scholarshxp C45 C25 G A A C35 C C25 C15 Secretary C15 Prom Commxttee C25 Class Basketball 35 C25 C15 Class Baseball C45 C25 Class Hockey 15 Glrls Student Club C45 C35 C25 C15 Servxce Chauman C35 Rmg Chalrman C15 Comnuttee of 18 C15 'Lxterary Edt tor of Wlsconsm C15 She Stoops to Conquer C15 Orchestra C15 ALLEN OSTRANDER True ment 15 like a rrver the deeper zt flour the less none at makes Class Basketball C45 C35 C25 C15 Track C35 C25 Football C25 C15 W Chlmes of Normandy C35 Gondollers C25 Bovs Glee Club C25 C15 Daddy Long Legs C25 Come Out of the Kltchen C15 French Club C15 H1 Y C25 C15 MFLVIN PEARSON a 4 'zvrv merry dancmg drmkmg Iauqhmg quafmg and unthmkmg thr1ll 'I' Idle-ness as an appendm' to nobzhty Football C25 C15 B133 'IIA Page Twenty One l l D' Al F t' 'A ' , : C : ' ' , , , : U I 5 . 3 . .- ' 1 n , Y . : . . , 3 up 5 MAIN i ! 3 1 U SQ- , I ' V 1 I U v ' ' Y 1 K ' 1 1 x 9 ' , , Y 5 V S ll YY: KC , 14' ' n , ' n 1 . u ' n . I A - uF tu . . . I D ' C25, C155 Treasurer C25, C155 Triaconta 23, GERALD O'MALI-EY HGCYTYU Wlfmtjfawwfwi W W ' X Schulze X -- rlow ix E' . X X ' .. Olxfsl , u as AGNES PHILLIPSXAJ Schatze Her heart is likeajno n-always u man in it. Girls' Student Club C35, C25, C155 Tri- aconta C35, C25, C155 Glee Club C155 G. A. A. C355 Gondoliers C255 Reporter for Capital Times C155 She Stoops to Con- quer C15 Debating C15. ' +1- ARLOW ROHTERM EL Ar1ow One 'who nfwr turned his back, But marched straight forward. Entered from Graettinger, Iowa High '23, Radio Club C15, C25. Ufe3l::::::::::: Ruth ' Fred RUTH SAMPLE Ruth She would rather talk to a man than an angel. Philomathia C155 Girls' Student Club C35, C25, C155 Social Committee C155 Art Club C255 Gondoliers C255 Prom Commit- tee C25. -pa FREDERICK SARLES Fred', I am Sir Orarle, And when I opt' my lips, let no dog bark. Chimes of Normandy Special Chorus C35, Stage Manager for the Gondoliers C255 Boys' Glee Club C15, C255 Girls Stu- dent Club Play C155 Vice President Radio Club C15. University of Wisconsin. ':::::::::l6!U Page Twenty-Two :THE VV!.f' 5iWCOlXIflN? D J flwf cf ,Y , ix! l Ken IfVali:avi f-5 'fohmi ' Signe X -H 7 'ii . 5 pf ' KENNETH SARLES ' '5Ken A A SH WE 'P' Johnny Who but must laugh, if such a ,I .fill it 1 th A man there be, ' Lyc 25g ske ll 5 Track Boys' Glee Club C-25, C153 Chimes of C25 ' fball I 5 01 ate Cll- Normandy C255 G0ndoliers C255 Come 3 1. ' C f out of the Kitchen C155 Daddy Lo - - C' Legs C255 Class Basketball C45, C35, , , . ,, C155 Prom Committee C255 Boys' Ath tic SIGNE SMEDAL Slgne Association C35, C255 Asst. Advertising She is pretty to walk with, ty Manager of Wisconsin C15. ..g.. WALTON SEYMOUR Walton You beat your pate, and fanny wit will rome. Knoek as you please, there's nobody at home. Vice President Benzine Ring C255 Vice President Radio Club C155 Ass. Humor Editor of Wisconsin C15. University of Wisconsin. 5Dl::::::::::: to talk with, and pleasant, too 1 think on. Q Girls' Student Club C35, C25, C155 ' vice Committee C155 G. A. A. C25, Cl Secretary C155 Art Club C255 Triacohta C155 Gondoliers C255 Prom Committee C255 Basketball C35, C155 Baseball C25. qt.. DAVID SHELDON Dave Fat His size corresponds to his knowl- edge ...f ,-'N Nu. '-4.- .1 f A an ,nd I ,t 7 5 Y Page Tzi'enty- Three --an-V THE wif a'25iiOcoN.fsN' -J S I C Owl f ALBERT SMITH In fortunes cap I am the 'very button. CSD Football CZD CID Ws ' Basketba.l Q25 CID- Hi-Y C1D C2D CSD' Benizne Ring QZD Boys Activity Club CID' Glee Club Annual Board CID' Class Basketball CSD' Athletic Club CSD. University of Wiscon- sm EDWARD SODERBERG He that 'bath a beard is more than a gouth. Entered from La Crosse High CZD- Band CZD CID' Glee Club CID' Boys Dramatic Club CZD' Annual Board CID. still-:::1:::::. f4'BabE!J fflggyll AMELIA SOLDAN Babe A deluge of words and a drop of ' sense. Girls' Student Club CZD CID 3 Inter- Club Council CID g Philomathia CID 3 Treasurer C1D 5 Glee Club CID g Treasurer CID g Art Club CZD 3 Gondoliers CZD 3 Basketball C4D C3D 5 Baseball C4D CSD 3 Prom Committee CZD Annual Board CID, K+ ISABELLE STEBBINS Izzy And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew, that one small head could carry all she knew. Page Twenty-F our TZ 1777 X HAZ!! lfEdJ!' l l MAIN Entered from Central High '22, Track . wb HEdH lf Y. , ..r-usu,- .- .ry-Y .7 O TT:-IE VVl.!' CONflN? ,f 2 1. ' Margaret 7 Li: MARGARET STETZER Margaret I have heard of the lady, and good 'words went 'with her name. Entered from West Salem High School CID Philomathia CIDQ Girls' Club CID. 'P' ELIZABETH SVVENSON Liz I'z'e lived and loved. Triacouta C1Dg Glee Club CSD CZD CID: Secretary ClDg Class Club CZDQ Chimes of Normandy C3D. 'if' RUTH SVVENSEN F'h.ea'z'en's salzes! ntHeftyyv Entered from Central CSD Triaconta ClDg Girls' Student Club C3D CZD CIDQ Chairman Hcfty Janette Service Committee CZD Secretary CIDQ G. A. A. CSD CZD C1Dg Girls' Glee Club CZD C1Dg Basketball C3D ,CZD C1Dg Baseball C3D CZD C1Dg Hockey CID, Varsity CIDQ Chair- man Prom Committee CZD3 Senior Social Committee C1Dg Ass. Humor Editor Wis- consin C1Dg Come out of the Kitchen Cll- .pa JANETTE SYLVESTER' Jeanette Laughter surely lcngthens life's short years. Art Club C2Dg Girls' Student Club CZD C1D3 Gondolier C2Dg Glee Club CZD. W11111111111111111 T 21122':23 ' ' ' II22323IBJZIIIIIJJIISJJISZIJISXJIIJISIIIIIII.. RZTAZZW Page Twenty-Fi've rf ----Y - - Q Q .N 1 'THEVV1fi'25kCONflN' ,,-J - I 72,4 ted .4 Verne Rummy VERNE THIEL Verne Men of few words are the best men. Entered from Algomia High School C21 Boys' Why Club C11. 'I' RUMELIA TIEDEMAN Rummy , For all that is fair is by nature good. Art Club C213 Girls' Student Club C115 Philomathia C11, President C115 Prom Queen C21, 'X' MARJORIE VAN SKIKE Marjie Then she will talk-good gorls! how she will talk! Qml::::::::::::::::. Margie Jean Entered from Brodhead High '23g Glee Club C21 C11g Girls' Student Club C21 C115 Come out of the Kitchen C113 Prom Com- mittee C21g Triaconta C11. University of Wisconsin. 'I' JEAN WALKER Jean High erected thoughts seated in the heart of eourtesy. Committee of Eighteen C11 Sec.g Tria- conta, Vice President. C31 C21 Cl1g Gondoliers C21. She stoops to Conquer C11. Girls Student Club C41 C31 C21. C11 Secretary, Ring Chairman, Vice President, Presidentg History Scholarship C51 3 French Schofarship C315 Biology Scholarship C213 G. A. A, Small Wg Interschool Debate C11 7 Prom committee C215 Basketball C11 C21 C313 Baseball C21 C313 Valedictorian C11. Emilia Page Twenty-Six , -v 'THE wif '25 0coNf1N: v if x Hildc'ga1'd Curt Helm Al ' - Ev HILDEGARD WERMUTH Hi1degard ALFRED WOJTA Ai The best of me is diligence, A dwarf threatens Hercules. E. H. R. Club C25 3 Girls' Why Club C25 3 Benllne Ring C25 3 Radio Club U5 I Phnomathia up Q Girls' student Club 415. Glee C-vb C15: H1 Y C25 619: Track C25 ' C15 g Football VV C15. 4' University of XVisconsin CURTIS VVILSON Curt 4. Ah! What man is this? Cleo EVN 'I' Where I be, they be also. HELEN WILSON Helen Entered from Central High '22 Chimes A little learning is a dangerous of Normandy l 6 Gondohers 'Zi' Girls' Student Club C35 C25 C155 E. H.R. thing' Club C25 Sec. and Treas.g Girls' Glee Club Entered from Central C25 Girls' Student C15. Prom Social Committee C251 Senior Club C25 C159 G0l1d0liCl'S C253 Glee Club Social Committee C15: Sec. of Social Com- f15g Art Club C155 Philomathia C15 Prom mittee C153 Sec. of Committee C15. Univer fbmmiiiee C25. sity cf Vllisconsin. I gfbnuzzzzzzztz :::: ','::,'::,':,','JlW Page Twenty-Seven lTt-1E VVlf i CONfIgN? The Class of 26 Another year has rolled around and the end of school is drawing near. The junior Class is busy with school work, clubs, and appointments, and consequently has not entered into many social activities. However, one thing we can speak of with great pride, is the fact that we are the Hrst class to be represented on the Annual Board, and we have several members on the Committee of Eighteen. This is a good record and we expect to make it still better next year. We successfuly gave the annual Prom and a great many couples cameg even the faculty made a good showing! Everyone there seemed to have a good time. The gymnasium was decorated beautifully and one could hardly recognize it as a place for athletics. Cf course our athletic teams have made their name, but this is only to be ex- pected. Next year, when we are big Seniors tif it is possible to feel any bigger than we do now we hope to again make our name prominent, and, by our bril- liant records, make W. H. S. more famous than ever! VIRGINIA GORDON, '26. Page T-wcnty-Eight 'THE vv'xf iggCoNfxN' History of the Class of 27 It was in the fall of 1923 that we first entered Wisconsin High. Green we were, with long legs and big heads. At first we knew we were the brightest class in school, but after a few months of school we found we had judged ourselves too highly . But we must forget all those little faults of the past and show some of our good points as Sophomores. Our boys' class basketball team has shown their ability, and The girls' basketball team has shown they are made of the stuff good teams are. We were represented on the regular squad by nearly our complete class team of last year. In our studies we have lots of pepg just ask our teachers. Socially we have not done a great deal this yearg but give three cheers for the class of '27 and the Prom they will give next year. CHARLES OTIS. Louisa WAGNER. Page Twenty-Nine -Y-mr 1-we , iT!-1E vv1f coNfiNi Freshman Class History Well, folks, we're back again,-this time as Freshmen. The class of '28 is about twice as large this year as it was last, and is going stronger than ever. One of our first ventures this year was into the field of journalism. The HWEAK WEEKLY was the medium. It was a noble sheet while it lasted, and we are confident that it would take first prize in any dog show. About this time the Civics division, under the guidance of Mr. Phillips, was having a debate, which was won by Coolidge, over Davis and La Follette, on the question: Re- solved: That my candidate is better than yours. Chancey -Iuday and Edward Cole were the winning combination. So far this year there have been two class social functions. The first, a picnic at the Chase's cottage, was a great success. We carried our own lunch, and dancedf Fj after supper until nine o'clock when the affair was brought to a close by parents, guardians and report card signers in general. The second party was a Mat. dance held in the upper gym for the purpose of replenishing the class treasury, which was very empty. Although there were more chaperones present than students, a good time was had by all, and we retreated from the scene with a net profit of fifty cents. Right now we are working on our projects in Civics and Biology respectively. We hope to put the Freshmen on the map with some exhibits that will make the other stands look as popular as a text book peddler in study hall. ROBERT Coon, '28, Page Thirty FY O lTHE VV'l.f' CONflNT The H istory of the Upper Junior Class Hellol Hello! Central! We want the lfVisconsin High School. Here we are, the grand and glorious eighth graders, not the little, prancing seventh graders you saw running around the halls last year. Far different indeed is this class of '29. We've been having many parties and lots of fun this year. Also we've taught the boys to dance, which will help in later years. We're all rightin studies, too. For, under the guidance of Miss Johnson, Mr. Davis and others we have gained a lot of knowledge. JANE AYER. RUTH PAGE. Page Thirty-One TFHE1 VVl.f 5 COIX1flNiE History of the Class of '30 We, the seventh grade, are a new class of the Wisconsin High School. We are quite peppy now, but just wait a year. This year we have been very successful in the part of music. The girls and boys each have a separate singing class. Besides we have a band and an or- chestra. By the time we are Frosh we will be able to enter the school band and orchestra. Throughout the year we have been interested in all school activities. Most of us go to the high school football and basketball games. Anyway we have our own team in basketball. You older ones don't think much of us now, but what will you think when we are Seniors! MARY HART. Page Thirty-Two THE VX',lf g- C0lXlJ ' Our Valedicforian and Salutatorian In the annals of Xllisconsin High School, another class is about to take its place, represented at Commencement by two outstanding students, jean XValker and Elmer Ellsworth, jean with a record of sixteen E's, Elmer with ten. They are to he congratulated, of course, for the honor given them. VVe all realize what it means to he valedictorian or salutatorian of XYisconsin High School. Hut we cannot he envious of the felicitations offered them, since we too deserve hearty congratulations. YVe are all proud to have these standard bearers, who will prove to every one the real worth of our school and of its students. Then three rousing cheers for .lean and Elmer, and may they he as well liked and earn as much honor, wherever they go, as they have at Wisconsin High. Page Yllliffj'-7i1H'!'l' f I N 'THE wif aug OQQ Truth l'm nothing but a senior, My high school li'ie's most o'er 3 l'm only one of the seventy, ,lust that and nothing more. And when I leave the dear old school, In three short months or four, l'll he one of the countless millions,- just that, and nothing more. DIARY LOUNSBURY, '25 Page Tlliffj'-F01ll' l TXI X l N L 1 T E R A T U R E q, , 'THEwif Q CONXIN . 7 - ,,J' Class Prophesy One day in March, 1925, I chanced to be walking through a wood, when sud- denly I came upon an old man, turning over the leaves of a huge book. I recog- nized old Father Time, turning the pages of his Book. Since he had worked extremely hard for the past four years, he was weary and fell asleep. I took the book and hurriedly turned to 1950. All the boys I had known in my high school days were between the ages of thirty-nine and forty-five. All the girls had at- tained the age of thirty-five, and remained there. I discovered myself dining in the Loraine Hotel with Karen Martin, well- known Follies girl. Since I was to stay in Madison only two days, I had decided to enjoy myself, and had called on Karen, my old flame, at the earliest moment. A peal of laughter and a medley of voices reached my ear. I glanced to my left and there at the next table sat Fred Sarles, surrounded by a bevy of beautiful girls. Then it dawned upon me that he was celebrating his divorce from Elinore Briggs, who had charged him with being too popular with the ladies. The height and graceful bearing of the head waiter, as he came in to reprimand them, seemed familiar. As he turned, his manly profile showed him to be Richard Bartlett Kropf. - Once more in the lobby of the Loraine, I dropped my glove. The limber bell- hop, Melvin Pearson, gladly picked it up for me. In the lobby also sat the pro- prietor, fair, fat and forty, smoking a big, black cigar, a typical successful busi- ness man. Upon his knees sat a chubby youngster, and beside him a woman of fashion. Something impelled me toward them. VVhy, Mary Margaret Harris and Wilbur Mayes! I gasped. He's so good to me! she said, and wept. I couldn't live without her! he spoke with fervor. We are going out to dine with Allen Ostrander, the American ambassador to Russia, he replied in answer to my question. As Karen and I left the hotel, I collided with a small boy. 4 i!!?l 0 !! l1e said to meg How do you do! to Karen, and passed on. VVho is that dreadful child F I asked Karen, safely in the taxi. Oh, that's Francis Hawkins Kailin, son of the late Mayor. He is soon to be sent to the home for unruly children. I feel sorry for his mother, formerly Frances Hawkins. ' Having taken Karen home, I was about to dismiss the taxi when the driver smiled and, Howdy, howdy, Professor Lowman l said he. XYhy, Russell Lightylu Yes, Professor, I am driving a taxi for my health. Doctor says I must always be in the fresh air. I started in the direction of the VVisconsin High School, where one of the Ex- hibits for which the school had become world-renowned was in progress. Pon- dering as I went, I stumbled over something in the gutter. This something was Gerald O'IXlalley with his arms clasped around Owen Gahagan. Has it COITIC to this V' I exclaimed. But evidently it had, so I passed on. As I advanced I saw two men of immense stature approaching, and heard a familiar Page Tlzirty-Scricn -- - ----fn-1--V-fl.--rwpurw-' .- . .ctw V ' f rw'--'wr -G .-ffvvu-1 :THE vvnf i cQNfig chuckle. They proved to be none other than Ted Frost and Kenneth Burch. But why are you so tall ? I asked in amazement, and found that Ted had in- vented a medicine of secret formula which increased the height of human beings. The billboards next caught my eye. Sco Carpenter's face was shining forth from several of the posters. Called the Greatest Sheik since Rudy Valentino, he was starring in the well-known play, VV hy Men Leave Homef' I glanced across the street and noticed two bearded men, made bent and feeble by scholarly pursuits. Une of them wore a jovial smile, the other a cynical ex- pression. Both were gesticulating frantically. They proved to be Scott Good- night and joe Mithus, joint authors of the well-known book, How to be Beauti- ful. I learned that they were working on the second of the series, How to Blush Artisticallyf' just then a little boy came running down the street. who looked vaguely fa- miliar. I-Iello! VVhat's your name? I called to him. john Kulp, was the reply. Yes, but you remind me of some one else. My mother was Ruth Sample, he volunteered. What is your daddy doing now P Oh, not much of anything. My mother is janitress of VVisconsin I-Iigh g and he hurried on. From the open windows of a house across the street came the voices of a man and woman, raised in argument. The voices belonged to Lydon Cole and Mary Lounsbury. Well, I don't eareg I'm going home to mother! she shrieked. ' Go ahead! See if I care! he replied. And take your little brats with you. As I proceeded along the street my vision was suddenly arrested by a vast new building, towering amid the clouds. But as I entered I perceived that our old home was still its nucleus. Somewhat doubtfully, I walked through the crowds to the office. Yes, it was occupied. There, seated in Miss Abrams' chair of old, was Gerald Fitzgibbons, so industriously preoccupied that I hesitated to disturb him. He had three assist- ants. Loretta Londo, Margaret Stetzer, and Janette Sylvester. janette's only duty seemed to be that of drawing beautiful pictures with which the barren walls of the office might be decoratedg so I asked her to usher me into the presence of the principal. As the door opened, I saw, hanging on the opposite wall, a beautiful painting. by the renowned artist, Roy Gunderson, of the ancient, hoary and venerable patriarch of our school, H. L. Miller. I lowered my eyes to gaze upon his heir- Professor Phyllis Nelson. After a cordial reception, I explained that I had come to study the Exhibit. She appeared very glad to spare some time to show me about the building. I know that you will be interested in one of our new, distinctive features, said Phyllis. One of our old high school acquaintances has seventeen children here in school now. Each of them has taken for his project one part of his illustrious father's extensive genealogy. The room which we entered was everywhere bedeeked with innumerable charts. Continued on page 110 Page Thirty-Eight D 3 :- Avo I: THE: VV'lf CONfIN Class Will VVe, the Senior Class of Wisconsin High School, of 1925, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, and aware of the uncertainties of commencement, do hereby make, publish, attest. and declare this our last will and testament, thereby revoking all wills and testaments heretofore made, published, attested, and de- clared. To the fortunate future students of Wisconsin High School, we devise that building in which to receive a profitable and enlightening education. To the Junior girls, the Senior girls leave the Badger, their staff of life, to use when there are meetings at noon, provided they don't eat too many malteds and chocolate marshmallows. The Senior debaters joyfully bequeath their much used debate notes to Mr. Leonard, as a perpetual memorial of their struggles over the St. Lawrence Cif he doesn't lose themlj. Kenneth Sarles leaves his often retouched marcel to Kevin Gould, that he may break all the girls' hearts thereby. To Marj Glicksman. Karen Martin wills her golden locks, provided Marj doesn't try to curl them. Robert Hurd receives John Showerman's crown of Fire, since Robert's isn't red enough for him. To Violet Trachte, Margaret Stetzer wills her gorgeous brown curls. QThrills, Violetlj Margie Van Skike bequeaths her rcirousvc nose to Sid Schafer fwon't it be becoming to him?J, and VValter Seymour leaves his perpetual grin to Florence Mae Nichols-but Flossy mustnlt get too silly. Janette Sylvester wills her ever- lasting giggles to Konrad Krauskopf, hoping he may enjoy himself in life. Evelyn Wolf's dark orbs are bequeathed to Louise Rood, if Louise will promise to use them with discretion. Joe Riedner receives Arlow Rothermel's brown eyes. Our renowned artist, Louise Coxon, leaves her sonorous voice to Am VVolden- berg-but Am must discard her own inaudible voice Hrst. To Janice Jordan, Ruth Swensen and Signe Smedal leave their blushes, so that Janice may econo- mize on rouge. Owen Gahagan wills his inexhaustible supply of Stacomb to Howie McCaf- fery, and Ed Soderberg kindly and obligingly leaves his favorite safety razor to Paulie Bauhs. Mary Whitaker receives as a legacy the business-like attitude for which Donald MacDonald is so famous. Junior Lowman, with great Hourishes of incompre- hensible vocabulary, too ponderous to be here elucidated, bequeaths his unpar- alleled dignity and his puritanical manner to Florence Swensen. To Mabel Van Abel, Agnes Phillips nobly wills her potent dramatic ability. Marion Nelson leaves to any one who wants it a lot of perfectly useful advice for which she has no use herself. Harold McMurray is happy to leave the world. which bores him terribly, to whomsoever may deserve it, if such a worthy person may be found. To Lloyd Holzworth, who has been with us so long, and will apparently be with VV. H. S. indefinitely, Jean Walker leaves her hard-earned drag with the dearf ?J faculty. Page Tlzirty-Nina :THE VVlf i CONflNi Loretta Londo bequeaths her charming QFD Irish temper famentj to Norma Maloney. To Glenn Olwell, our friend Elmer Ellsworth bequeaths his wonderful disposition To Peg Swensen, Mary Margaret Harris leaves her beloved chewing gum. john Bach wills his four carat diamond ring to William Torkelson. That dimi- nutive person, Ruth Sample, leaves her up-to-the-minute wardrobe to Royetta Smith. r To Betty Gehrend and Helen Kreidler, Phyllis Nelson ani Amelia Soldan lov- ingly leave their unusually effective reducing records, but Betty and Helen must be very careful not to break those precious beautifying agents. Melvin Pearson wills his admirable dancing to Selby Mills, and his several thousand notes to Sally Gwen. Ted Frost leaves his Chandler to Reginald Jackson, on the c Jndition that Regi- nald shall be sure to rave about it fittingly, and bore everybody to tears. To Margaret Hart, Helen Cochrane leaves her ever-moving tongue. To Lois Fish, Helen Wilson wills her height, to make Lois a dignified young queen. Elinore Briggs leaves her checked stockings to jinny Gordon. Harvey Kailin leaves his goggles to Glenn Olwell, to make the faculty think he's studious. To Skin Swensen, Dick Kropf leaves his much prized middle rameg but Skin must be sure to advertise it a lot. To the two Swensens remaining in school, Hjalmar Bruhn wills his Swensonian appellation. Alice Moores wills her quietness to Carolyn Smith QPlease take it, Carolynlj. Gerry O'Malley leaves his renowned virtue to Billy Briggs, and to Betty Briggs, Gerry Fitzgibbon leaves his bashfulness. Reginald Comstock receives Lydon Cole's elevated opinion of himself. Marion Nelson leaves Glenn to Am, Qtake good care of him, Amlj, and Dick Kropf leaves Lu Durand to anybody that wants her. Lastly, we leave to the Juniors our diligence and wonderful ability to concen- trate, which, as any teacher will admit, have always been amazingly evident in the excellent and talented class of 1925. VVe, the undersigned, Theodore Frost and Phyllis Nelson, of the City of Madi- son, County of Dane, State of Wisconsin, the United States of America, Conti- nent of North America, XVestern Hemisphere, Planet of Earth, Solar System of Capernicus. Universe, do hereby solemnly attest and declare, that, on the llth day of june, nineteen hundred and twenty-five, at Wisconsin High School, in thc above named city, the above named testator did subscribe his name to the foregoii g last will and testament, which he did, at said time and place, make, publish, attes', and declare, as his last will and testament, thereby revoking all wills and testaments heretofore made, published, attested, and declared, and that we, the undersigned, did affix our names as witnesses hereto, in his presence, and in the presence of each other. CLAss or '25, Witiiesses: TED PHYL Page Forty What the Wild West May Come To Having made his way through the blazing forest, our hero emerged on the bank of a swiftly Flowing torrent, swollen from the recent rains. Knowing that his girl was on the other side, he fearlessly dived in. But it was the battle of an ant against an elephant, and he was borne down stream in the flood. He tried with all his strength, but to no avail. He heard the rushing of a waterfall only a little way off, but he was too exhausted to care. At the top of the waterfall he saw a little shack, at whose door he saw the villain prepare to ride off with his girl. This gave him new courage, and he swam the mighty torrent, barely succeeding in missing the falls by grasping an over- hanging branch. just as he swung to shore, the villain saw him. VVith a cry of rage, and bound not to let our hero be successful, he stabbed our heroine in the heart, and gnashing his teeth, rode off. Our hero arrived just as the girl was dying. Her dying words were. He has a bottle of adrenalin. Ride after him and get it, and save my life. So he jumped on his horse, and sped after the villain. After a long and tire- some chase, he caught up. and after a terrific struggle, slew his opponent and got the adrenalin. To his horror he saw on itg If applied after 7 minutes have elapsed, Adrenalin is ineffferfzfalf' He glanced at his watch. One minute to get back. No horse on earth could make it. But our resourceful hero had been experimenting with aeroplanes re- cently, and had built a folding device so that he and his horse might fly. It was attached to his horsels back, but he had not tried it yet. But it was his only chance. So he started the motor and rose from the ground. It worked beyond his high- est hopes, and yet, even at the enormous speed with which he was traveling, he knew he never could make it. He glanced at his watch. Forty seconds left! He put on all speed. The air rushed past him. Thirty seconds! Twenty seconds! Suddenly, to his great joy, he saw below him a cart with his loved one. Apparently some farmers had found her body, and were bearing it to burial. Ten seconds left! He shut off the power, and dropped like a rocket. The mangled body of his horse prevented him from injury. He jumped up and started for the cart. He was one hundred yards away, with four seconds to go. He ran as he had never run before. Twenty feet from the cart, there was a half second to go. He gave a leap. and larely got his foot on the side of the cart. He uncorked the bottle while in the air, and the jar of his hitting the wagon spilt it over his sweetheart. But the jump was too long for him to stand upright on the cart. He tried to catch himself, but fell back into the road. His head hit arock, and he died instantly. Meanwhile, our heroine was slowly recovering consciousness. Six minutes elapsed, and she opened her eyes. In a daze she looked around. Slowly her mind began to function once more. Her first impulse was love, and she saw our hero lying in the road. Not realizing that he was dead, not knowing he could not return her caresses, but only conscious of the primitive wish to embrace something beloved, she rose from the cart, and went to where he lay. Six and three-fourths minutes had elapsed, when she knelt beside him. She stopped to brush a fly from her Continued on page 107 Page Forty-One iTr-ie: VV'l!' CQN U D The Fall of Troy And now the great Ulysses As playful as a boy, Built himself a wooden horse And rode it into Troy. He opened all the monstrous gates And let the Grecians ing The Trojans stayed asleep in hed Until they heard the din. He climbed upon the house top And took a look aroundg He then descended to the street To tell what he had found. He met a hand of Trojans All ready for the fray. And they went marching down the street Prepared to kill and slay. They met a company of Greeks But just outside the doorg They plunged their hatchets in their midst And covered them with gore. Each donned some Grecian armor, His helmet, spear and swordg And now some other Greeks approach. They come! a mighty horde. They think the Trojans are their friendsg Too late they find they errg The Trojans hurl their spears at them Ere they have time to stir. And now old Dad Aeneas, Beset by all the foe, Finds things are getting hot for him, So he decides to go. And so he got away from them, Away from their right Wingg He went to ancient Pergamum, The palace of the king. Continued on page 127 Page Forty-Two .f l N O :THE vv1.f' iCoNfiNf The Prom Disaster Everything was quiet on the third Hoor of the VVisconsin High School. The ticket seller and ticket collector arrived before the rest to be prepared for the rush. These two people happened to be Bill Torkelson and Kenneth Flook. They wandered down to the lockers near Mr. Davis's office, where they parked their coats and hats. On the way lack Bill hugged the wall. using it as a support, and in this man- ner he was able to conserve much of his energy. As he neared llliss VVeber's room he heard strange, unnatural sounds. He came closer to the door and heard the sounds again. This time it made the goose flesh appear on him. Ken. noticing his consternation, walked toward him. and at the same time he also heard the sounds that had so frightened poor Bill. They looked at each other, and both were half-way down the stairs before one could count two. Arriving at the first Hoor they took time out to hold a council of war. Yes. they decided that someone in the room was badly- hurt and being choked to death. XVhy, of course, only a person badly injured or being strangled could make such a weird, mourning sound as that. They decided to get John, the janitor, and investigate. The three started up the stairs. XYhen they reached the door of the room .lohn occupied the foremost position. They all listenedg then again came the ghastly sound. They entered slowly and cautiously. John turned on the light and they looked around. The room was in perfect order-nothing was amiss. It must have been coming from the supply room. They reached the middle of the room on their way, when they heard the sound directly beside them. They froze. Then slowly they all turned around and looked at the work table in front of the room. There sat all Miss VVeber's pet frogs giving them the frog laugh! Hal Ha l GLENN OLWELL, '25. Ah, my friends, how I much sigh, VVhen I think of days gone by, Spent in old VVisconsin High. I know the present's not the past, I know that school-day dreams can't last' Yet, in dreaming Illl hold fast To thoughts of old NVisconsin High. v Not all the days were spent in pleasure. For Knowledge gave me of her treasure, And I looked through Truth's embrasure, In old Wisconsin High. VVe were restless to get through VVith school and childhood, too. All those thoughts I now do rue. Dreaming of Wisconsin High. Page Forty-Tlzrcc' I LJ 3 . O 1 THEIVVIJ' asgcomfirsx The Wedding in Renews There's goin' to be a jolly time, I'll have ye all to know! There's me an' Joe an' Uncle Snow, Invited fer to go. I have the list here in me list, So I'll read out the crews. There's goin' to be a happy time, At the XVeddin' in Renews! The men will moan, the tables groan, An' everything in styleg They'll have sweet cake an' turnip tops, Fat pork an' good seal hileg The best of ham, an' tender lamb, An sago on the bruiseg Spruce beer an' ale, An bullock's tail, At the VVeddin' in Renews! The gals will dress oot in their best, Fer no expense they'll spareg They'll wear their fathers' watch chains An' have ribbons in their hairy The men dress grand to beat the band, XVid whale hile on their shoes! We'll dance all night till broad daylight, At the Weclclin' in Renews! TNIARGARET NELSON. The Girls' Self-Governing Study Hall VVhen the 8:10 bell rings most of us are draped around the chairs and tables, discussing the latest scandal or raking some teacher over the coals. From live to ten minutes is taken to quiet the room, after which our chairman asks for roll call. This is followed by a hasty search on the part of our secre- tary to Find the slip on which the girls' names are written. About 8:25 the heres and absents are spoken with unsurpassed boldness and bravado and the room is ready for studyf ?j. About every Fifteen minutes we have intermission for beautifying. Each girl then takes out. or borrows, a compact and comb and proceeds to try to out-do the next in the art of applying complexions. Five minutes is consumed in airing the room, in which we have the windows open to allow the powder dust to depart. About this time some one becomes musical and a song is begun. This lasts only a minute or two for our chairman has no ear for music during study hours. Now for the last time the compacts are out for use. The bell rings, there is a wild scramble for the door, while the chairman says, So that's over for another day. Pape Forty-Four A C T I V I T I E S 0 TTHE VVlfx i CQNf'l Introduction Two years ago the few clubs of the Wisconsin High School came together after classes were over for the afternoon. These meetings were hasty and trying, and the after-school activities in the gym kept many away. And yet, if there is any part of school life that produces more good, genuine school spirit. or which encourages more pep, I have yet to see it. So Mr. Miller, with recognition of the value and importance of clubs in the life of the high school student, encouraged them, and at length set aside a regu- lar period of the day on every Friday for their benefit. Last year this idea was installed. but this year clubs have really come into their own, and are able to meet and work in school hours. The class of '23 believed in clubs, and we have them to thank for a beautiful silver cup given to the school. It is awarded each year to the club which actually grows and does the most. Last year the cup went to the Band. This year- VVho knows? In order to help this splendid new movement in school, and to aid the clubs in showing the school what they are doing, Mr. Miller has set aside every other Friday for Assembly Programs. Plays, music, explanation of work, or any- thing which the clubs may be doing, have been presented on the Assembly stage. Clubs? Yes, we have them. But we have more than clubs--we have a spirit of backing for them that is bound to carry them up-and up. A new social element has entered school this year. More pep, more interest, and better attendance have resulted and there is a new spirit in this social changeg a spirit which VVisconsin High School loves to foster. Every school sets certain standards in scholastic ability of the pupils. But some schools hold to that so strictly that there is no room for a really good time. But XY. H. Sfs Mixers are a great success, and the school is proud of them. Perhaps as a school we are small, but there is no limit to how much spirit the small school can hold. So here's a school just full of fun and pep, so that, as far as activities go, there is good reason to be proud. Three rousing cheers!!! Page Forty-Svt'z'n 1 'o 1 THE vvif Q'f2pjCoNfiN Girls' Student Club This is the fifth year since the organization of the VV. H. S. Girls' Student Club. Our members now number over eighty, which means that the girls enjoy, and are helped by the club. The members have enjoyed interesting meetings, with good programs, and each month we have had a big banquet. Vile have tried to help others by a Christmas Party at the Neighborhood House, and a donation toward the band's suits. VVe have also had an alumni Valentine Tea, plays at the meetings, and a line play given at Lathrop Hall, Come Out of the Kitchenf' as well as Lenten discussions and many other things. VVe are much indebted to Miss Marjorie Upton of the city Y. NV. C. A. and our faculty advisor, Miss Ruth Johnson. VVe hope that through our efforts and theirs we have come nearer to the goal of the club's ambitions. Officers: President: jean VValker Secretary: Ruth Swensen Vice-President: Sally Owen Treasurer: Mary Hoebel Committees: Service Chairman: Alice Moores Social Cha1rman: Betty Briggs Program Chairman: Alice Kney Publicity: Peggy Modie Ring: Phyllis Nelson Inter-Club Council Members: Amelia Soldan and Florence Swensen. Faculty Advisor: Miss Ruth Johnson. RUTH MCCARTY. Page Forty-Eiglit iT:-1E VVIf i CONflN: l Hi-Y The purpose of the Wisconsin Hi-Y Club is To create, maintain, and extend throughout the school and community, high standards of Christian character. The club's yearly program is based upon four planks: clean speech. clean schol- arship, clean athletics, and clean living. The problems of a high school boy form the basis of talks and discussions at the weekly meetings. Service for oth- ers is the fundamental principle of the club. 1925 Qificers President ...........,........,. Sidney Schafer Vice President .v..,....... Theodore Frost Sec y Richard Kropf, Kenneth Sheffer Treasurer ......,.,..,........ Allen Ostrander Richard Kropf Theodore Frost Albert Smith Allen Ostrander Alfred Wojta Wilbur Maves Kenneth Sheffer Franklin Mead Sidney Schafer Elmer Ellsworth 1926 Officers President ....,,...,.,....,. Kenneth Scheifer Vice-President .............. Sidney Schafer Treasurer .......... ........ F ranklin Mead Secretary ......l. ....... L yman Haswell Members Carson Roberts Joe Mithus john Hovey Pagr Forty-Nine Scott Goodnight Lyman Haswell Reginald Jackson Reginald Comstock George Whitefield Charles Otis Donald Zink jack Pyre iTHE XxVl.f' CLDIX1J-'l Ni Philomathia Fhilomathia is an entirely new club in W. H. S., having been organized in the fall of 1924 under the sponsorship of Miss Lynda Weber. The club at present has thirty-six members, who are representative of all four classes. Philomathia was organized for and by the girls for the purpose of ad- vancing social and scholastic life in W. H. S. In these respects the club has succeeded admirably well, considering its brief history. The membership require- ments are very strict, and under these requirements the scholastic standard of the club is upheld. First Semester Officers Second Semester Officers Marion Nelson .................................. President .......,......... ......... R umelia Tiedemann Mary Margaret Harris ........ ....... V ice-President ....... ,,............ f '.Eleanor H001 Alice Kney ....................... ....... S ecretary ............ ........ lN Iargaret Modie Mary Hoc-:bel .......... ....... T reasurer ......... ............ A melia Soldan Mary Lounsbury ...... ....... S gt. at Arms ...,4,,, ........ E leanor Marling Page Fifty 3-rr-15 vvnf coNfsNf The French Club Lil, on parle francais Thanks to Miss Johnson, the French Club has been a success this year, having Mlle. Mettchet as advisor, and Alice Moores, Allen Ostrander, and Lousie Rood as officers. Two of the most interesting programs were talks given by Mlle. Marie-Jeanne Douchet on the schools and holidays of France, and mozaiques mysterieuses fthe French for cross-word puzzlesj, charades, and plays have fur- nished plenty of fun. The club has been a source of great help and inspiration to those who are studying French, and has served to keep those in touch with the language who are no longer studying it. The success of this year insures the existence of a French club in the years to come, and we hope it will mean as much to the future classes as it has meant to us. Page Fifiy-One ng. . f-- Wy- rw-ww-1-f'fff 'r - -Y -f -f'W '---- '-ff f-W '-W' G. A. A. Good sportsmanship is the main purpose of the Girls' Athletic Association. G. A. A. differs from the other girls' organizations in that it emphasizes the physi- cal development of the girl, instead of the mental development. It has a definite point system, and awards an honor ring to the member whom the club considers to be the best all-round-girl. Among other things the social calendar of the club for 1924-25 included a Mock Prom which proved a success. The following are its oiTicers: President: Sally Owen Vice-President: Amelie Woldenlerg Secretary: Signe Smedal Treasurer: Phyllis Nelson PHYLLIS NELSON. Page Fifty-Two lTl'-1E wxf coNf1Nf 'THE vvuf a'25iuK9iC Qmf L N' T riaconta H istory When this club was organized three years ago, few of us even dreamed that it would be recognized by the higher powersg that dramatics ever would be a vital part of the high school education. However, vague hopes are sometimes realized, and due to the able leadership of, Miss Hoard and the girls' cooperation, Tria- conta has been able to entertain the school a number of times with such modern plays as The Florist Shop and The Pot Boilers. Formerly rehearsals and presentations have been confined to one-act plays, the discussions have concerned only the modern playwrights. But gradually the club has been learning to appre- ciate the older dramas. Since the hour on Friday mornings is somewhat limited, meetings have been held once every month at the girls' homes to allow an oppor- tunity for more liberal and detailed discussion. XVe are ready to show that we have accomplished something. VVatch Triaconta's presentation to VV. H. S., which will make reporters tighten their listless fingers about wandering pens, when the club dramatizes an 18th century play. Thirty girls having one goal in view, have developed fertile brains after various ups and downs on the steep stairway of the amateur. lrVho can tell what the future will lsring forth, after such a brilliant past? AGNES PHILLIPS Page Fifty-Tlzrvv 1 5 'oo 1 Tr-15 VVlf 5X2QCONflN -?VY1 7 Thalia This last fall thirteen girls formed a Junior Dramatics Club, with Miss Spring- horn as its advisor. Thalia, the Greek goddess of comedy, was chosen as the name of this new organization, because as its beginning work the club planned to do one-act comedies. Two new girls were taken in the second semester, and a few weeks later the Assembly was surprised and pleased to be presented with a play, The Five Ghosts. The recommended members of Thalia may be taken into Triaconta each year, and the club will be renewed by the in-coming Freshmen. Thalia's officers are: President: Merle Owen Vice-President: Allison Smith Secretary and Treasurer: Miriam jackson RIERLI2 OWEN. Page Fifty-Four IN! .f l N THE: VVIf 5 Co ' . J . Radio Club This is the second year that the Radio Club has been organized. Last year the club was lacking a Senior advisor, but this year we started right, by having Mr. Rennert as our advisor. , The Radio Club was organized to promote interest and learn more about radio transmission and reception. So far, the club has been only a benefit to its mem- bers. but we hope it will be of lJC11Cl:1l to the school in later years. HJALMAR BRUH N. Page Fifty-Five 0 5 THE VVlf CONflNi Boys' Activity Club This club was organized in the first of the year as a typical boys' club. lt has tried to interest the boys of the schoolain athletics and all other activities. Its members have done their best in selling season tickets, uplifting school spirit and loyalty, and trying to perfect officer qualifications. Its faculty advisor, Mr. Davis, has assisted the boys in almost innumerable ways, and they all appreciate his work. In the club are represented all the classes of the school. ROBERT HURD. Pimp liiffy-Six O 3 lTr-ie: swf s Social Events .llatinrv Ij0lIl't'.Y This year we had only a few mat dances, and these were before Christmas. Everybody had a good time, and enjoyed themselves to the utmost, but the new parties in the evening became so popular that the others dropped out. Twin Party Under the auspices of the Girls' Student Club all the school's twins and trip- lets came out for a good time in full regalia. First prize went to Merle Owen and .lo Morris in pickaninny garb. Second prize fell to Mary Hoebel and Marian Thompson in garden costumes. Everybody had a good time, and before it was over wished they might always be twins if it brought them so much fun. Hara' Tililllfj Party-January 16, 1925 VX'e can sure hand it to the Seniors when it comes to pep spelled with a capital HP. After getting all excited at the Edgerton game, we rushed up to the gym for the party. And everyone was out for a good time fas well as a hard timel. Among those present were every kind of person-from bums to babies, and from T-Hounds to gypsies. as well as all sorts of farmers and farmerettes. XVith stunts for the entertainment of those who did not care to dance, and everything a great success from every aspect, it was with regret that we left. Mock Prom-january 30, 1925 Our grandmothers may shake their heads and say, Girls will lze girls, but at this great event they would have added, 'fGirls will be boys. Our fair queen Hefty in purple and yellow cheesecloth, and our dashing King l.u, made the ball a, marked success. The gentlemen showed a marked fondness for derbies. The climax of the evening was the appearance of Mr. K. Gould with the beautiful Miss Scott Goodnight. Everyone had a good time, and the girls agreed that being boys was warm work, but fun. Mi,re1'-February 12, 1925 The second party, in mixer form, came to order at nine o'clock, the evening of February twelfth, after the Stoughton basketball game, Don MacDonald presid- ing. Music was furnished by Johnny Bach and his eleven-piece orchestra, and Parliamentary rules of dancing were followed, as well as our partners. The monotony was broken by a clever Cross-XVord Puzzle made up by Marj. Glicksman and Phyl Nelson. A little later in the evening more entertainment was provided by Ann. XVoldenlv.erg when she gave her pet selection, The janitor's Child. The motion was made and seconded that everyone had a good time, and the party adjourned at ten o'clock. R. L. SWENSEN. Page lfifly-Smivn ifI'l-1E vvxf i QoNf iam: Prom 1924 Soft lights in a garden of flowers-a garden with swaying strands of blossoms above the heads of the dancers-soft music Floating out to the girls and boys who danced-just the breath of a breeze-a myriad of rainbow colors--the dresses of the girls mingling with the darker suits of the boys-a dream-now come, now gone, in the memories of those who attended the Prom of ,24. Band Movies A band with uniforms has been our aim from the beginning. Which same costs money. So the clubs of the school and the classes have donated. But the biggest thing is the two sets of movies given for the benefit of the Band by the Band. Charlie Chaplin and Tom Mix did their stuff with Reggie Jackson run- ning the mechanism behind scenes. And Johnny Hines and Felix Cat cavorted for the students. This made enough money to lead us to hope that next year our Band will wear uniforms. r f in- I i ' ' ,-. A She Sloops to Conauer Page Fifty-Eight Page Fifty-Nine i U lTHE Q Nonval L. Church Music can noble hints impart, Engender fury, kindle loveg XN'itl1 unsuspectecl eloquence can move. And manage all the man with secret art -Addison. Page .S'i.1'ty Our Musical Director Mr. Norval l.. Church has been a member of the faculty for three years. For two years he had charge of the orchestra and band, and now in addition to this Mr. Church is Supervisor of Music, Linder his direction the orchestra and band have carried out a more ambitious program than ever before and have been very successful in all respects. Mr. Church is well liked and respected by the students. and will be greatly missed next year. when he will fill a new position at Columbia University. New York. Assistants to Mr. Church MY. John L. Bach ............... ......... A ssistant Director of Band and Orchestra Miss Myrtha vl. Biehusen ........ ,..................,............. I Director of Girls' Glee Club Mr. Xvilliam ROSS .............. ..,.......... D irector of Boys' Glee Club Mrs. N. IA. Cl1l1fCl1 ...... ..............,.,.. D irector of Junior Chorus: Miss joy Matzeck ....... ....., Mr. Leon Metcalf ..,......,. Mr. Raymond Miller Miss Gertrude Elliker Miss Clara Hertzburg Miss Gladys Miller .... Asst. Instr. in Instrumental Classes Page Sixty-One .Asst. Director of junior Chorus .....,...-Xsst. ...,,,,..-Xsst .......cAsst .,..,,..Asst Instrumental Instr lnstrumental lnstr Instrumental Instr Instrumental Instr Instrumental Instr . Q , O B u THE VV!! '25gCCDIN1flN The Urchestra Through the efforts of Mr. Church the orchestra has made advances in a musical way which may well be looked up to by any similar organization in a school of our size. We have had opportunity to study and to read things of a high quality and to present them on various occasions. The instrumenta- tion is exceptionally complete and well balanced. The orchestra of last year won second place in the State High School Contest, and this year we plan to enter again and make a showing worthy of VVisconsin High. The orchestra broadcasted from station VVHA, University of XVisconsin, on April 13th. Our orchestra won first place at the XYisconsin High School Musical Contest. Page Sixly- Two . K 1 1 THE vv1f i CoNfngN' The Band The Band has probably clone more to put XVisconsin High on the map than any other organization in school. They have loyally turnecl out for all foot- ball and basket-ball games this season and have never shirked even at the coldest games of the early foot-ball season. The Band has a membership of fifty-six, which is an exceptionally large band for a small High School. The Band broadcasted from station NVHA, University of NVisconsin, March 6th, The Orchestra and liancl furnished the instrumental numbers for a community concert given in May by the city schools at the State Capitol. Page Sixty-Tlzrcc 'EW TT:-15 VVlf CONfl.N: The Girls' Glee Club The club has done a very excellent piece of work this year under the able direction of Miss Biehusen. The efforts of the club have given it a prom- inent place in school activities. 'They appeared on the Christmas program, and at various other times in the Assembly during the year. They were well received and highly complimented on their work after every appearance, and I'm sure we all hope that Wisconsiri High will always have as good a Glee Club as she has had this year. Page Sixty-Four 'THE XNl.f' 'QSC CCINIXIYN The Boys' Glee Club The Boys' Glee Club is conducted by VVilliam Ross, who, besides being a capable director, is a soloist of high caliber. The organization has taken part in several Assembly programs and was one of the outstanding hits of the Christmas program given by the music department. We hope that the excellent work of Mr. Ross will be carried on and enlarged in the future, so that the organization may retain the high stand- ing it has held the last two years. Both the Girls' and Boys' Glee Clubs have been looking forward through- out the year to the preliminary contest at Whitewater, VVisconsin, on April 25, with the hope that they may make a showing that will entitle them to an opportunity to sing in the State Contest in Madison in May. VVe are very proud of our Glee Club, for they won second place in the state meet. Page Sixty-Five I o I THE VV!! '22 CQJ1x1f1N . - - s,-J . The Junior Chorus The Junior Chorus consists of thirty members. It has been the aim of the chorus not only to sing their selections for programs in an artistic manner, but also to increase their general appreciation of music. On Hallowe'en the parents of the club were entertained at an afternoon's performance in the upper gym. An operetta fitting the occasion was given, after which a delightful lunch was served. At Christmas a group of songs were presented by the girls, accompanied by the Senior orchestra. They appeared again in April and their progress was very evident. In May, as a part of the project exposition, they gave a historical pageant which was largely an original one. Mrs. N. L. Church, assisted by Miss Joy Matzek, has had charge of the organization. Page Sixty-Six 'THE VVlf 5 CONflN' The Junior Band The Junior band, although getting a late start, came to the front very rapidly. Their first appearance was on April 6, at which time they played a march and overture from the Bennett Band Book. They hope through their efforts to raise the general standards of the High School Band. The Junior Orchestra The junior Orchestra was organized the First of the year and enjoyed a very successful season. The instrumentation is as follows: 4 first violins cornets 4 second violins string bass 2 cellos tympani 2 flutes xylophone 3 clarinets piano Page Si.1'fj'-Sf? rn U LJ QTHE WI!-mmeswfp, Ni A Little Dafference On the day that our famous football stars received their blue and white sweaters, it was noticeable that some had one stripe and others two on their sleeves. Lois came down the corridor shouting: What's tl1e difference between one stripe and two stripes? Am. after thinking for a moment. replied calmly, VVhy, one stripe, of course. Page Sixty-Eight A T H L E T I C S 1- - 3 'THE wif 5 Jcomfim' The 1924 Football Season The call for football was issued two weeks before school started. Thirty men responded and were outfitted. The first training was mostly exercises to loosen up the joints and muscles. Our first game was with Monticello at Monticello. The game was ragged and showed that both teams were inexperienced and green. The two teams fought on even terms till the last few minutes when we finally scored a touchdown. Our next game was with Mount Horeb at home. The team worked hard dur- ing the week, but it was at this time that we lost Fitzgibbons, the most expe- rienced veteran of the squad. We met Mount Horeb on Saturday and were de- feated twenty-two to six. Ted Frost made two drop kicks for our only score. The next game was with Stoughton, here. Stoughton was too much for us and defeated us nineteen to nothing. This game was some improvement over the last week's performance against Central, when we were defeated forty-two to nothing. The next tilt was with Richland Center, there. It turned out to be a track meet and the Center boys took us in at fifty-four to nothing. They were a little too large for our boys. The last game of the year was against East Side at Kipp Field. The team fought hard in this game, and we sure felt proud of them. The summary follows : Monticello ........................ ,.,.. O VV, H, S .,,,,,, ..-. 6 Mount Horeb ....., ,.,,. Z 2 W, H, S ,,,,,. . 5 Central High ...... ,..,. 4 2 W, H, S ,,,,,, ,hvv 0 Stoughton ..,,.........., ,.,.. 1 9 W, H, S ,,,,,, w,-- 0 Richland Center ....,,,, ,.... 5 4 W, H, S ,,,,,, ,-,, 0 East Side High .............. ..... 1 6 VV, H, S ,,,,,,, ,,,, 0 Total opponents ......... ..... 1 53 12 Page Scrfenty-One 13 iTHEWlf i CONflN? Basketball The call for basketball was put in two weeks after the end of the football sea- son. A meeting was held, and at this assembly Coach Dean and Mr. Davis told the boys the plans for the year. They both made it clear that they wanted hard work and plenty of cooperation. The next day fifty men reported for practice. This showed the proper spirit, but of course it was impossible to keep all these men out. The squad was gradu- ally cut until it reached twenty. VVith only Olwell, Frost, Smith, and Bauhs back from last year's squad, plenty of hard work lay in store. The boys were willing to work, and showed the best spirit ever shown by a Wisconsin High School squad, by reporting every night for practice. By the time of the first game a pretty good idea was ob- tained of the ability of the men. The First game was a close struggle with Monticello. The game was ragged, and showed the glaring defects of the team. The only feature of the game was the find of Paulie Bauhs. Paulie found the basket well in this game, and pulled the game out of the opponents' reach in the last few minutes of play. The second game was with Monticellog the team was off form, and came home defeated. The Stoughton tilt was next, and was anybody's game until Bauhs sank four pretty shots in the last few seconds. Page Seventy-Two i , 5 K CJ THE XfVl.f'a'254JCCDlX1!'lN, We next met Oregon and were defeated by one point. It was a hard-fought game, but we missed Bauhs, who was sick. Comstock did fine for his first game. and proved himself a comer. The Edgerton game was next, and our team found itself and swamped them. Olwell and Schmedeman at guards did well and held the opponents down. Mc- Caffrey was the scoring star of the tilt. Central was our next opponentg we beat them badly. The score was fourteen to one at the half. VV e played them in their own gym, and so they had a slight advantage. The next half the score was five and five, so the game ended nineteen to six in our favor. Frost found himself in this game and did everything but walk off with the gym. Olwell, McCaffrey, Bauhs, and Schmedeman played a fine game of basketball. Poor Central was crushed. During the remainder of the season we met and defeated Stoughton, Edgerton, Oregon, and East Side. VVe met and defeated East Side for city championship. lt was a clean, hard- fought battle. This gave us the city championship for the fourth consecutive year. VVe played La Crosse and were defeated twice, first eleven to four, and then twenty-six to thirteen. These defeats were not so hard to take when later at the State Tournament La Crosse won the state championship. We attended the Monroe District Tournament and ended with second place. In the first game with Argyle we were victorious, by the score of eighteen to twelve. In this game the team went well, and Olwell and Bauhs did more than their share in this game. The next day we defeated Belleville, seventeen to ten. Olwell -from the guard position made seven points and was high scorer for the team. Frost and Mc- Caffrey were the other two outstanding players of the day. XVe played New Crlarus the following day for the championship. The first half ended five to five. The team fought their hardest, and were defeated by only two points. They were in the lead until the last three minutes. Sehmedeman and liauhs did well for XVisconsin High. fln fact they all did well.j The fans at Monroe were pleased with the fight of the team, and were for them all the time. Olwell was placed on the All-Sectional Team. During the season only six men earned letters. Olwell. Schmedeman, Bauhs, Frost and McCaffrey played almost all the games. Comstock was the only sub that played long enough to earn a letter. The season was fairly successful, considering that only two men from last year's team returned. The team had plenty of fight, willingness to learn, and re- ported regularly for practice. The prospects for next year's team are bright. We lose Frost and Olwell, but, though we will miss them, we're going to believe in the theory that there's always somebody else just as good. Pugv Si'-:'i'11!y-Three lTl-1E Wlf ','i CO IXI .f l N Some of the promising prospects are Comstock, Briggs, Pyre, Schwoegler Otis, and Nelson. The summary for the year follows: Won 10 Lost 5 Total score NVisconsin ........ .............. Total score opponents .,..,,... City Championship Won W. H. S ....... 2 Central ......., 1 E. S. H. S ,...... 0 Tournament Games VV. H. S ....... ....... 1 8 Argyle .......... W. H. S ....... ....... 1 7 Belleville .......... W. H. S ........ ....... 1 0 Q New Glarus ........ Total ,,....... ....... 4 5 Monticello ...... ,.,.. 1 4 W. H. S ......... Monticello ...... ..... 1 6 W. H. S ........ Stoughton ....... ..... 1 4 W. H. S .....,... Oregon ....... ..... 1 6 W. H. S ,,,,.... Edgerton ........ . 8 VV. H. S ........ Central ....,,. . 6 VV. H. S ........ La Crosse ....... ..... 1 1 XV. H. S ........ Stoughton ....... ..... 1 0 VV, H, S ,,,,,,,,, Edgerton ......... . 9 VV. H. S ......... La Crosse ....... ..... 2 6 VV. H. S ,,,,,,,,, Oregon ........... ..... 1 1 W. H. S ..,,... East Side ,...... ,.... 8 W, H, S ,,,,,,,, 183 Page Seventy-Four 230 180 Lost 0 1 2 I 'o I THE w1f 5X?QcoN,fiN Juniors Win Class Basketball Championship By FRANK CROWN The class of '26 added more laurels to their class by winning the school basket- ball championship. Although the Freshmen and Sophomores were outweighed by the upper classmen, they showed much speed and heady play which alone helped to win the games they did. There were many interesting games, especially those for the championship. The Juniors and Seniors were tied for first, nine won and three lost, while the Freshmen and Sophomores won three and lost nine. The games were very fast, and were thrillers. The Seniors were ahead of the luniors at the quarter, and at the half the -score was four all. The next half was 1 continuous fight for the ball. Only three field goals were made that half, two for the juniors and one for the Seniors. The other game between the Freshmen and Sophomores ended with the score eight to seven, with the Sophomores on the long end of the score. A Held goal the last ten seconds gave them their win. VVith the close of the season Jerry Fitzgibbons, one of the officials, picked an all-class team. Because of the comparative size of the upper classes over the lower classes, the latter did not place. The team is comprised of three Juniors and two Seniors: Frank Crown ULD Right Forward Honorary mention is given to: Sidney Schafer Cjrj Left Forward U i Scott Goodnight CSLD Center Gilse Grabbert tFresh.j Guard Rodney Rosen fJr.j Right Guard WHITCY BCUSOU UT-D CCIHCT Clifford Van Abel tSr.j Left Guard Russell Sinaiko tSoph.j Forward The final standings were as follows: Team Won Lost Juniors ...,.... , 10 3 Seniors ........,...,,, , 9 4 Sophomores ....... ,, 4 9 Frosh ........,..,,.. . 3 10 Page b't I't'IIfj'-l'i1i'I'!' F W , W 0 D iTHE VVlf CONflNi 1' ,L ,P 'fx 4 Track Team Our track team had a very successful season. XVith a total of 25 points they won the state championship in class B at the 31st annual state interscholastic meet. The following contributed to the total score: Ted Frost 7, Hurd 5, Steens 5, Fluke 3, Burch 2, Olwell 3. Page Szwmzty-Si.r H U M O R TTHE wrf coNf:iN? Mr. Phillips Entertaim' Perhaps the most brilliant social event of the season was celebrated in the form of a banquet by Mr. Burr Phillips. A charming flow of badinage made this oc- casion a revelation of apt repartee and adroit turns of speech. Mr. Ira Davis served as a most delightful toast master and introduced the speakers of the even- ing with brief comments, which teemed with the originality and versatility of our teacher. The first speaker of the evening was Mrs. Frances Burr, who made a most ardent appeal on Freedom for the Younger Generation. This charming toast was followed by one equally as interesting and vital to us, which was given by Miss Sara Abrams, who spoke on Why Morning Sleep is Valuable. The next speaker was Mr. George Chandler, who put forth his opinion in the most decisive manner, on the question, Why Not Cut Lab ? Mr. Harry Miller was next in order, and with his usual and pleasant manner he touched more than one listener's heart in his speech on Let Us Lighten Their Burdens. Perhaps the most scintil- lating humor of the evening was that expressed by Professor Walter Hart on his ever enjoyable, all-absorbing subject of Algebra and Life. The revelation of the answer to a problem is always welcome, and this task was most aptly per- formed by Miss Calla Guyles, who enlightened her audience on the very complex and seemingly unsolved question, What Did Latin Die Of ? The evening's enter- tainment was most admiringly brought to a close by Miss Lynda Weber. who, as she is very accustomed to oratory, displayed the utmost ease in her delightful toast on The Way to a Man's Heart. Everyone present was unanimous in his for herj opinion that the banquet was an unquestionable success, and it was with many regrets that the happy crowd departed. llflARY MARGARET HARRIS, '25. Can You Imagine 1. Don McDonald not arguing? 2. Ted Frost or David Sheldon with a haircut? 3. Miss Hoard with an old car? 4. Louise Coxon talking loud? 5. Junior Lowman playing basket-ball? 6. Dave Sheldon a high jumper on the track team? 7. Dick Kropf staying home nights? 8. Helen Kreidler without her new coat on? 9. The faculty letting someone have a twelve o'clock party? 10. William Torkelson at a dance? 11. Don McDonald not making an announcement about the Annual? 12. john Showerman with straight hair and plain ties? 13. Al Smith with red hair? Page Severity-Nine :jr-IE VVl!'E'? CQNflNi State Champions of 1925 Phe All-State Team picked by the leading coaches and officials has in its line up the greatest stars of all teams: Right Forward-David Sheldon-Captain Left Forward-John Showerman Center-Fat Huss Right Guard-Junior Lowman Left Guard-Curt Wilson First Substitute-Kenneth Keller Second Substitute-Paulie Bauhs Best official in the conference-Bob Jennings Best Coach-Fat Pearson Best Trainer-Owen Gahagan Holy Smokes Best Timekeeper--Donald Dean Biggest Nuisance-Phil Behrend Davy Sheldon, the flashy little forward, well deserves the captaincy of this quintet, although he is handicapped by his frail build. John Showerman is a steady player who is second only to Sheldon. Fat Huss is a wizard on the floor. His lanky build and uncanny eye for baskets earned him this honor. Junior Lowman, the fighting guard, has won many a game and many a-? with his Spanish athlete's tactics. Curtis Wilson, by his clever Hoor work and dizzy dribbling held down the opponents' scores. His clever head has won many a game. JERRY FITZGIBBON. OWEN GAHAGAN. Seniors on the Cold, Cold Ground QMassa's in the Cold, Cold Groundj Round the corridors is ringing, The Seniors' mournful cry, While the Freshies green are singing, Happy while the days fleet by. There's Miss Abrams calmly waiting Seniors to delayg H. L. Miller is debating What N. M.'s to give today. Chorus Down in the office Hear the mournful sound. All the Seniors there are weepingg Flunks are being handed round. MARJORIE GLICKSMAN, '26. SALLY OWEN, '26. Page Eighty U0 aaa W,fmt,gwesN,ftNj Faculty Track Meet Une of the keenly contested athletic events of the year took place in the form of the Faculty Track Meet, in which the members of the teaching staff engaged on last Thursday. All manner of skill was displayed in various events in which all former records were broken. Events 100 yard dash lst-R. Johnson Znd-Burr 3rd-Hart 120 yard hurdle lst-Leonard 2nd-R. johnson 3rd-Weber Shot put lst--Springhorn 2nd-Davis 3rd-Chandler High jump lst-Phillips 2nd-Corbin 3rd-Stebbins Running broad jump lst-Hoard 2nd-Springhorn 3rd-Weber MARY MARGARET HARRIS First Girl: Did you read the story of the dirty window? Second Girl: No, what's it about? First Girl: You couldn't see through it, anyway. T he teacher had been telling her class about the rhinoceros family Now name something she sad, that is very dangerous to get near to and that has horns. Automobiles,,' promptly answered Johnny. Page Eighty-One O 3 TT?-IE. vxf'rfK i coNf s 1 Dead Eyes Beat All Stars in Thrilling Battle 8-7 Dead Eyes All Stars F.G. F.T. P.F. T. F.G. F.T. P.F. T. R.F. Miss johnson ...... 2 R.F. Mr. Phillips .......... 1 2 l L.F. Miss Weber ,.,..... 2 4 L.F. Miss Guyles ...i.... 1 l 2 C, Mr, Cox .,.,.,.,,..,..,,...... 1 C. Mr. Miller .................. 1 2 R.G, Miss Springhorn 1 1 2 R.G. Mrs. Burr .....,...,.. 1 1 2 L.G. Mr. Leonard ........ 2 3 2 L.G. Miss Hoard .....,.,.. 3 2 Totals ......,..........,...... 3 2 7 S Totals ...............,.,...... 3 1 7 7 Scorer: Krauskopf Timer: Bauhs Referee: J. Lowman The battle started auspiciously for the All Stars when Mr. Phillips sank a free throw, as a result of Mr. Leonard's having tripped him. The All Stars, it seemed, were handicapped by the loss of Mr. Manzer, their star forward, who was declared ineligible the day of the game. Mr. Cox dribbled consistently, but could not find the hoop. Miss Weber soon got free and shot a high one that to everyone's surprise went in. The quarter soon ended and the score stood at 2 to l in the All Stars' favor. Both teams started the second quarter off with a bang. The crowds of excited All Star fans hollered for a basket but the All Stars simply couldn't score one. Miss Weber then dribbled the whole length of the floor for a nice close in shot, and Miss Springhorn followed with a neat one from the middle of the floor. The All Stars took time out, and at the start of the last period Mr. Miller made a sloppy one that just grazed the ceiling. Mrs. Burr then made a follow-up shot, and the score stood at 6 to 5 in the Dead Eyes' favor. Mr. Phillips was caught tripping Mr. Leonard, and Mr. Leonard made both tries, leaving the score at 8 to 5, with two minutes left to play. On the tip- off Mr. Miller got the ball and shot down the floor to Miss Guyles, who put the ball in with a nice loop. The All Stars' fans became glad again as a victory then seemed probable. But here I. Lowman blew his whistle, as it was 9:00 o'clock and the curfew was to ring at 9:30, and therefore the teachers had to stop playing in order to get home on time. The supporters of the All Stars went home, confident that they would have won if given a fair chance. CARL SCHMEDEMAN, '26. First year Latin teacher speaks to a boy drawing pictures: Bill, conjugate the verb amo. Pupil does not understand: she repeats: Bill, conjugate it. Bill pokes the boy in front of him, and says, What did she say ? Darn if I know, was the reply. Bill: Darnifino, darnifinare, darniiiavi, darnifinatusf' Page Eighty- Two 4L iTHEI wnf i c:0NfiNj Sayings of the Faculty 1. Mr. Miller Qin Geometry Classj: Have you ever seen this one? 2. John Haak Uanitorj: Where's your key? 3. Mr. Davis: Close your books, this isn't a study hall. 4. Miss L. Johnson: 1 want it quiet! 5. Mr. Leonard: We can't interrupt the children at the north table! 6. Mr. Chandler: If there are any jokes to be told in this class, I'll tell them. 7. Miss Hoard: Come without your work done and see how long you stay here! 8. Miss R. johnson: Now the class will come to order! 9. Mrs. Burr: It just doesn't go! 10. Miss Guyles: Now, you'll get this in your college entrance examin- ation. 11. Mr. Dean Qin Gym classj Gahagan and Showerman, if you don't shut up, the whole class will be here at 3:30! 12. Mr. Church: Now we'll play the first stanza and the school will sing the next. 13. Miss Abrams: Why didnlt your folks call up? 14. Miss Weber: You can do better than that! 15. Mrs. Voss: Now children---- Some electricians were working in a school house one day. A young boy entered and said to them, Whatcha doing? The men replied, We are putting in an electric switch. The young boy thought a minute and then replied, Gee, am I ever glad we're moving out of town tomorrow. The First Six Weeks CWith apologies to A. Lowellj The little Freshman wakes and is afraid, and weeps in the first morning class. Why does the teacher frown? Mother, where are you? My mark is here! But, teacher, something queer has happened, the card is nearly blank. N. M.! Ah! What is that? What does it mean? N. M.! Where is Father? I am so afraid. N. M.! The Freshman sobs and shrieks! The school trembles and creaks! N. M.! AGNES PHILLIPS, '25. Miss Johnson: Did you take French while abroad? Mrs. Voss: No, I took Scotch. It was easier to digest. Page Eiglzfy-Tlirve 1 Q iTl lE vxf'xfA i CoNfsNf The Bright Chemistry Student Once upon a time there was a little girl named Jean who was studying chemistry. She thought she knew chemistry better than the book did. She grabbed a bottle and poured. There was a report-also a rumor-that she had left the building without permission. An unaccountable hole was located in the roof. The next day her note book was found in front of Wisconsin High. MORAL: Hitch your wagon to a star, but don't go up on I-Iigh. MARY MARGARET HARRIS, '25. The Soliloquy of a Modern Hamlet To grind or not to grind, that is the question, Whether 'tis best for me to suffer The taunts and scoldings of outrageous teachers, For me to study till my poor head aches Nigh unto breaking 3-or, which seems far better, To cast aside all books, and in so doing Lose all cares and trials. To Hunk! to fail! To fail, perchance to be expelled! Aye, there's the rubg Then I would never feel, in coming home At some wee hour of the morn, the goading thought That lessons lie untouched, and books unoped. I would not need to set the alarm clock For half past six, and lose my sleep In dreading its bold ring. 'Tis true, I'd never know What tragedies the great Bill Shakespeare wrote, Or where he livedg or why Napoleon Dragged out his lonely life upon an isle, Far from his native landg when Caesar lived. And when, and how, and why he's thought so great. Thus assignments promote laziness in us all, And thus the native hue of resolution, The desire to study, is dulled by pale thought of fung And in this manner the inspiration of education Is turned to pleasure at any price, And thus loses the name of action. HELEN WILSON, '25. Miss Hoard: Can any one tell me what is the most dangerous part of my car? Harold McMurray: The driver. Fat: Did you have a hair cut? Ted: No. I washed it and it shrank. Page Eighty-Four TTHE VV'Ifk i CONf Soliloquy The Melancholy Dane- Was he or not insane? It all gives me a pain! Will Shakespeare much did gain From Claudius' awful reign. I'm moved to talk profane! The everlasting chain- Oh, Hamlet, art thou sane P My efforts are in vain. I hear debates inane, I try so to explain, My thougths run in this train- Dire madness did he feign ? I tear away my brain! My ravings are a bane- The ever-long refrain. In grave he long has lain, In dim past was he slain, And yet our necks we crane As Bill or joe or Jane Give reasons in the main Why Hamlet was insane. We list with salty grain To ghost's walk down the lane. If Hamlet lost his brain I'm far worse than insane!!! KAREN BKIARTIN, '25. I0 Biggest Jokes of the Season 1. Foot Ball Team and Dinky Dean. 2. Mr. Davis at Senior Hard-Time Party. 3. W. H. S. Gym classes. 4. Mrs. Voss's stories. 5. Swensen's car. 6. Miss R. Johnson and her heads. 7. The Annual Play. 8. The snap quizzes in Am. Problems. 9. Scott and Kevin at the Girls' Mock Prom. 10. Ruth Swensen's posture. ..l.M, Mr. Miller: Why should we avoid all strong drinks in this country? Miss Johnson: Because it doesn't agree with our constitution. Page Eighty-Fi'z'e iTHE, VV'lf C0 Page Eighty-Six 1 . -v 5 0 5 THE vv1f QfQi3coNfi,N Advice to Love Lorn Dear Mr. Miller. I stepped on Mr. Phillips' feet three timesg waved my hands two and a half times Cstopped in the middle of the 3rd time with frightjg cleared my throat six times, prepared my lesson extra well. But still he refrains from calling on me. XVhat shall I do? Startled. Dear Startled, You must utterly ignore him. Never have your lesson and seldom pay atten- tion. Then watch how quickly he'll call on you. Principal. Mr. Stebbins: The horse is good, but where's the cart? Ed VVooddell: The horse will draw that. Kevie: Who's the greatest contortionist in the world? Ken. Burch: Oliver Twist. Ted S.: Operator, give me 2222. Operator : 2222 ? Ted S.: Yes, and hurry. I'll play train with you some other time. Queen of Spain: Oh my, the baby has a stomach ache. King of Spain: Quick, we must call the minister of the interior. Marj V. S.: What does that young fellow mean by sending me one carnation a day right along? Rummy : Why, don't you know? He's saying it with flowers, and he stul ters. A silly old senior from Brown While swimming he started to drown. He went down just thrice, And came up but twice- Another good man kept down. Gerry O'Malley: No getting around it, there's one person you have to take off your hat to. J. Showerman: Who? G. O'Malley: The barber. Mr. Phillips: Did you remember your report card? Marion Morrison: Yes, but I forgot to bring it. Page EigI1fySezfen ' i V' I II- ' A II H if , I f y , . fc 'Z l , I I I- A ' ' ' H orzzontal 1. vvllill we hope to have some day. 4. The length of the study hour. 6. An acid you need for your eyes if you study as the teachers think you should. ll. NVhat one acts like in class. 13. Same as 36 vertical. 16. The path teachers have a habit of going on. 17. VVhat' junior does to his Encyclopedia. 19. Mrs. Voss's pride. 21. XVhat we should all have. according to H. L. M. 22. The first word of the title of Miss Hoard's favorite Italian dialect poem. 23. Something to drink out of. 24. Opposite of out. fplj. 25. W'hat it isn't and never will be. 27. Two letters we could get along without. 28. XVhat the faculty thinks we are. Cabbrj. 29. A prefix meaning two. 30. Something noisy near school. fpl. abbrj 32. Result of a leaky pen. 35. One good - deserves another. Cplj. 38. Companies. fabhrj Page Tm 1 H QDlXl,fIN 39. Those who agree. 41. A conjunction. 42. How teachers get information from us. 43. State of being of the all-important being. Qcontractionj. 44. What some of us say about studying. 45. Wliat you did in class when you did not have enough dinner 47. Editor-in-Chief. 49. W'hat you were when you got your exam paper. 51. Headgear worn by the 7th graders. 52. The blue and white are our -. 55. Club of our fathers. 56. Grunt uttered by reprimanded student. 58. Snake. 60. French or Latin reflexive. 61. Our Alma Mater, the best school on earth. Vertical 1. Pertaining to something we all love and have man year. 2. Say-1 3. Things it is fatal to have in classy day -- 4. VVhat we don't want to be. 5. Boys that girls pursue. 6. An aid to study. 7. Unclosing. fpoeticj. 8. Horned brutes. 9. VVhat the Seniors think they are Cand aren'tj 10. A modern form of torture. 12. Forbidden fruit fyou chew itj. 14. Est. fEng.j 18. Committed by us all. 19. A Greek letter. 20. Disease. fabbrj. 26. What those do who Hunk. 29. Good. CFrenchj. 31. That which you should do to notes. 33. Towardg sign of infinitive. 34. A course we think is a snap until we take it. 36. Same as 13 horizontal. 37. What teachers are generous with. Page Eighty-Nine in our Fresh 'THE IJ Wifmgwesaf State of dumb-hell after Physics exam. What you think you are after a bawling out for what you didn't do. A piece of jewelry, frequently used in all classes. Your remark when Miss R. johnson calls on you. Favorite word of Cross-VVord Puzzles. Humor Editor. Same as 33 vertical. It shines on bright and dumb alike. That to which we would like our text-books reduced. Most familiar word in Latin, meaning thing. A place in which one is educated-maybe. fabhr.j Indetinite article. 3.1416 Appropiate remark from classmate when teacher hears you. Car For Sale For sale a car with piston rings, Has no fenders, seat or tank, liurns lots of gas and is hard to crank. Carburetor busted half way through, Engine's missing-hits on two. Three years old. four in the Spring, Has shock absorbers 'n' everything. Raditor busted, sure does leakg Differentials dry, you can hear it squeak. Ten spokes missing, front all bentg Tires blown out, isn't worth a cent. Got lots of speed, will run like the deuceg Burns either gas or tobacco juice. Tires all off, has been run on the rimg To hold out longer chances are slim. The name's all scratched, I don't know what it's called, But it would he a darn good car if it was overhauled. Page .Vitzvfy l INI iTHE Qwf Page Ninvty-On iTHE vvif i coNfiNT 57th Fiery Pit The Inferno March 1, 1925 Editor of the Wisconsin Care of Wisconsin High School Madison, Wfisconsin. United States of America. The Earth. Dear Friend: I had thought of writing on asbestos paper because of the heat, but I de- cided not to when they shut off the heat. I have not had time to tell you about my death before, because I was busy trying to cool myself, but now there is a coal shortage and they have only a few of the heaters going, those for Judas Iscariot, and Tantalus, etc. I used to think that W. H. S. was a wonderful place for pretty girls, but now, down here, it is much better. If the movie called Dante's Inferno gets as far as Madison without being torn up, don't miss it! I think that l got in front of the camera once or twice. As you probably know, Chemistry was my favorite study and I was often in the lab making poisonous gases, etc. On the fatal afternoon, Friday, the thirteenth of February, I made T.N.T. fif you don't know what that is, look up death in the latest dictionaryj in the lab and then found a good detonator for itll? To tell the truth, if I had any money I would send it to pay for rebuilding the chemistry department of the dear old alma mater, but then, when one has no pockets how can he carry money? When I left the happy earth I was in too much of a hurry to see whether I had such a trivial thing as monev. Here is something that might interest the radio fans. The static that you hear in the sets is caused by the crackling of the coal as it is burning, the squeals are nothing but the shrieks of tortured souls in the flames: all these His Satanic Majesty broadcasts with his Imperial Broadcasting Set. So, if you Want to stop interference then be good and keep away from this place. Hotly yours, Paul Lighty C261 Cformerly of W. H. SJ P.S. If you wish to communicate with me, write an ordinary letter to No. 99,842,074, care of imp. No. 3478, Hery pit No. 57. Then sprinkle powdered sulfur on the letter and burn all of it. P. I.. Page N inet y- Two 0 PJ Tr-1 E W x Q N Applesauce Corn Meal Mush Hard Boiled Eggs Bologna Buttered Toast Sugar Cookies Hot Coffee Shrimp Salad Iced Tea Rolls Stuffed Prunes Sponge Cake Grape Fruit Soup Spring Chicken New Potatoes Raspberry Ice Sauerkraut Banana Salad French Dressing Pickles Celery Stalks Green Olives Our Menu 4 Breakfast Luncheon Dinner Peanut Brittle Parfait Angels' Food Cake Mother Willie, what did you do with the penny I gave you the other day P Willie I put it in the blind man's hat. Mother The Lord will reward you. XX illie He did. I took out a dime. Harold McMurray Edward Soderberg Melvin Pearson Scott Goodnight Louise Coxon Rumelia Tiedemann Lucia Durand Ted Frost Agnes Phillips Amelia Soldan Owen Gahagan Betty Briggs Kenneth Sarles Ruth Swensen Lois Fish Mary Lounsbury Elizabeth Swenson jean Walker Richard Bartlett Ruth Sample Don McDonald Marjory Van Skike Marjorie Glicksman John Showerman Mary Margaret Harris Page Ninety- T11 rm' 0 Q B THE vv1f CoNfs A B C of Senior Clam Angular ....................,... ........ .,.......... S e lisa Stagner Blushing ...... .................... J oe Mithus Courteous ....... ,...... H arold McMurray Dignified ..,..... ........,,.. R uth Swensen Enthusiastic ....... ......... A lice Moores Frivolous .,...,,, .......... I ean Walker Graceful ...... ....,..... K enneth Sarles Haughty ..... ......... T heodore Frost Intellectual ...... ......... M elvin Pearson Juvenile ........ Katty ....... Lively ......... .r..............Louise Coxon .....,...Rumelia Tiedemann .........Junior Lowman Musical ....., .......... R ichard Kropf Natural ....., .........,,., A gnes Phillips Original .,.. ..,....... W alton Seymour Pious ......... ............ A melia Soldan Quaint ..... ....... E lizabeth Swensen Regal ......,..... ............ D onald McDonald Sorrowful ....... ....... M ary Margaret Harris Tailored ....... ..........,............ F red Sarles Ugly .....,... .............,. J can Cantwell Vain ............. ............... H elen VVilson Winsome ....... .......... J ohn Showerman Exclusive ....,... ......,.., Q wen Gahagan Youthful ......... Carson Roberts Zealous ..... .......Persius Hibma Betta Botty bought some butter. But, she said, this butter's bitter. But a bit o' better butter Will make my batter better. So she bought a bit o' butter, Better than the bitter butter, And it made her batter better. So 'twas better Betta Botty Bought a bit o' better butter. Page Ninr ty-.Four 4 -THE ez-3 Q-XUO - NN I f 2 C O N f I N A B I C LOG ID X T TH G U A T H E M U M L li! B C B I R R '3 ll 0 5 A E M H ' A R O F3 4 Y 1 U H A s P S E 226 c w1sCoN51NH1eHl5CHo0L Answer to Cross Word Puzzle Advice to Conrad K. Handle her by radio If she gets excited -Controller lf she is sulky and will not speak -Exciter If she talks too long -lnterrupter If she disagrees with you --Converter If she is willing to come half way -Meter If she wants to step out -Conductor lf she wants to he an angel -Transformer lf you think she is lying -Uetecter lf she proves your fears are wrong -Compensator If she goes up in the air -Condenser If she asks for candy --Feeder lf she is fast -Timer If her dress unhooks -Connector lf she is slow -Accelerator lf she gets upset --Reverser lf she C21I'1,t sing -Tuner Miss Johnson: XVhat does an revoir mean? Young Prodigal: Goodbye, in French. Miss Johnson: XV hat does Al-ki-hawl mean? Young Prodigal: Goodbye in any language. Page Nilzffy--Ifiwv THE: VV'If COIXIflN.i Rules For Hotel Guests 1. Guests are requested not to speak to the dumb waiter. 2. Guests wishing to do a little driving will find nails and hammer in the closet. 3. If the room gets too warm open the door and watch the fire escape. 4. If your lamp goes out take a feather out of the pillow. That's light enough for any room. 5. If you like music the shoe horn is in the drawer. Kenney and Agnes Beneath the moon he told his love, The color left her cheeksg But on the shoulder of his coat It showed quite plain for weeks. High School from Shakespeare Frosh. year- A Comedy of Errors. Soph. year- Much Ado about Nothing. Junior year- As You Like It. Senior year- All's Well That Ends Well. How far are you from the correct answer? Two seats. Miss Weber's Health Hints Never throw raisins at anybody- Too much iron in them. All ready, said Miss Hoard, run up the curtain. Say, replied Frost, what do you think I am-a squirrel ? Eppy Taff Here's Marjorie Jean-but not alive. She made her car do forty-five. She stalled her boat on a R. R. trackg She's gone very far and she won't be back. Lies slumhering here one Gwen gay, Who dies maintaining his right of wayg For Owen was right as he loafed along, But he's just as dead as if he were wrong. Page Ninety-Six 0 O 'THE VV CAN!! , Ni Biggest footed Most dignified Mr. H. L. Miller Comes to our school to stay. To make a set of voluminous rules For the rest of us to olmey. He argues with the intelligent, And educates the dumh. Through speeches in assembly Prohibits chewing gum. Besides his annual speech Concerning I fry mine in lard, He adds, The grass is trying to grow, VVe must keep off the yardf, By disobeying his commands You would without a douht Be dismissed from our school Prettiest ...............,....Y., IXIamma's Little Livehest ..................,.... C utest ....,......,... If You Dou't True or False ,.,......,..Fat Pearson ,,,.....-Xni XYoldenherg .,....,,..,..Helcn Nashold Man ...... ....,,.. l 'loward NlcCatTrey .,,.,,.....,...hlCZ1l1 Cantwell ....,,..,...lNlilo Hansen Biggest Flirt .,,... Homeliest .,,,,w. Most Poetic ,,,.,. Tallest ....,.......Y Busiest ............. Fattest .....,,..,,,.... Most Conceited ..... Louclest .........Y,,,c Principals Pet Best Athlete .,..,, Meekcst ..,...,.. . Bernice Klesserschmidt Gerry Fitz ..WFat Sheldon ........Tccl Frost ,Y.,w,.,..Perry Hibma t,.,,.....,,,,Violet Trachte .....,,..lfrances Hawkins ..,.....,l.ouise Coxon .......Owen Gahagan .,.......Junior Lowman .......Harold Nlclllurray Mr. Davis: NVhat is Mars? VYilhur Mayes: Mars is scratches which you get on the parlor furniture. Advanced Biology Class Elizabeth Swenson: Do you think this century plant will bloom in 100 years? Glenn Ulwell: Sure! If it doesn't, take it back. Page .Yinfly-.S'vr'f'11 THE wxf Little Ruth has golden hairg So has Bobby Herd. Ella Von and Marjorie Are almost gold -my word! Red head is an insult, Brick top is a slam. Personally I like the hue, Considering who I am. When you see a red head, Never think of thatg Nasty words like reddy Are said just by a cat. Trouble is we're jealous- Wonder why it is. I can't live without red hairg Should I dye? gee whii! The Perfect Model Ed Soderberg's ears. j'unior's sense of humor. Glenn's voice. Lucia's grace. Jean Cantwell's pep. Evelyn Wolf's legs. Lois Fish's mouth. jean Sellery's hair. Walton Seymour's feet. Mac's moustache. By Their Words Ye Lois Fish-Anyone got a comb? Agnes Phillips-How potent! Mary Alice Cantwell-Cert. Skin Swensen-Not tonite, deerie! Evelyn Wolf-Isn't that comical? Howie McCaffrey-Hey, you! Shall Know them Scottie Gooodnight-Gimme a ride? Dick Kropf-Where's Lou? Ted Frost-Nice voik. Page Ninety-Eight COTXIXKN ITHE. XfVl.f' CLDIX1flNi Something to Take the Place of Lzffe-Savers A large crowd gathered quickly on the shore. There was a young girl out there in those turbulent waters. This alone would not have caused any excitement, but the main trouble seemed to be that the girl was drowning. There was no hope of reaching her in time to save her. She had gone down once, twice, and now a third time, giving a weak, gurgly cry for help she sank. The fourth time she sank, and this time, as is often the case with a drowning person, all the past events of her life came before her in an endless chain. She reached out to clutch something, but it was impossible to get a firm hold on the stormy waters. As the girl went down the sixth time, everyone sadly turned away. All was lost. But, to the surprise of the group on the shore, the girl suddenly gained control of herself and started to move toward them. The waves seemed to be washing her shoreward, her head being above Water. A phenomenon! A miracle ! exclaimed the crowd. No miracle at all, said a young man, standing near. Her head is Ivory and IT FLOATS. JOHN DIXON. Rock-a-bye Senior in the tree top. When exams come your cradle will rock. If you get N-ed your cradle will fall, And down will come Senior, diploma and all. Evelyn sat on the steps at eventide, Enjoying the balmy air. Joe came up and asked, May I sit by your side ? And she gave him a vacant stair. Dr. Blank had a colored maid who was very popular among her friends. One day someone called her up at the Doctor's residence: Is this Miss Lily White what works at Doctor Blank's ? Yes, suh. Well, Miss White, I want to ask you a very important question, what I ain't had courage to ask you before. I want to ask you if you'll marry me ? Marry you? Co'se I'1l marry you! What makes you think I wouldn't marry you? Who is this gen'man anyway ? Friend: Is your son on the team? Father: I thought so, but it seems now that the team is on him. Page Ninety-Niue Don't I wish that Spring would come XYith its noisy hum and drum. I could hike and hike for miles, VValk the streets exchanging smiles. I think Spring's the nicest season- Love and laughter, thatls the reason. Of all the nice things Spring inspires I like the love in me it fires. Yes, Winter's leaving with its gloom, Bringing on spring hats abloom. Such outlits I've never seen. Oh, I'm so happy I could scream. Page One I-Izuzdrml I 9 C GN f l N OUR ADVERTISERS One Goocl Turn Qeserves Another These friends of ours did us a good turn by supporting our annual. Let's return it by Buying' our things from them. when we need financial support these merchants help us. 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But if you E INVEST S10 monthly in our Cumulative Preferred Shares and reinvest your divi- S dends it will produce 5 S7883 in 25 years E We will welcome the privilege of S supplying you with details about the ' 5 opportunity 'these shares offer. I E - E 900 Gay Bldg. B. 6882 filllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIE Page One Hundred Three Y Yi , ,. JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIilIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllillliIllllllllllllllllllllflllilllllllllllllllllllg glllllllllllllllllllllIliIIIIIIIIIIIlIIII!IIIIIIIIIIllIIIIlllllllllIllllllllllllIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllilllllllllIIIIIIIIlIllllllllllllllllllllll' . W e can five without pictures, But--gxzot so Weil -Iolm Ruskin .ll-1 The McKillop Art Co. 650 State Street E 3IIIIlllIlIIIIlIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIlIIIlllllllIlllllIllllllllllllllllllllIIIlIIIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllll E Mac: Did you take a shower? 2 joe: No, is one missing? For All Batteries Starters Lights Ignition .l- . Thermoid and Multibestos Brake Relining Service MADISON BATTERY E imlllllIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIllllllllllllIlllIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllnllllllll' Put it up to us and youqll have it up to the minutel There is. one very important thing about this store that you may have lost sight of in the shuffle. It's this : That when you leave the style of an article up to us-you are never left out. When you depend on what we say as Hoyle you are always leading trump -and when you purchase a piece of apparel here-you never look as tho' somebody had sold it to you. We'll pass on before we pass out fash- ions that .have to be rolled out in a wheel chair. Crescent Clothing and ssnvlcla co. Q Company State 5IIIII!IIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIiI5IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIIIII!IIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllIllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 3 QIIIIllIIIIlIIIlIllllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIlIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllg 8515958 g Modegiolgarher The pleasure of driving your car equipped with an Exide is the pleasure that comes from a mind relieved of the worry of what's going to happen to my battery next P Come and See Us fust fffrofs the Street STEPHEN MALON EY WIllIlIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllIIlllllllllIllIlIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIllIIllIlHlllllIllIlllllIllllllllII?i ?HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIlIlIIllIIllIIlllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllw Page One Hundr'f'd Four IIlIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIIIIlIIlIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllIlll!IIIIIllIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllillllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE 1IIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIlIlllllllII1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE WilIllllIIllIIIIIIIlllllllI!IIIIIllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllliIllllIIIIIIIIIlIlIIIlllllllllllllIlIlIIlIlllIilllIIIIIEIHIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIE JIllllIllllIIllIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIIIIIIII!IllllllIIIl!IiIlllllIIIllHIIIIIl!IIIIII1IIIlllllllllllllllllllllllilI!IIIIlIIIIlllIlIlllllUg E Z Have you a DURCH Ffdnkaf S IVafc'r Softener E E L t t ll tl t 'r- . Re-Yfduran! 5 2 e us e Oi-121111335311 is e'1sY g 2 A. J. SCHLEICHER E Plmn ber 821 University Avenue 2 649 Univ. Ave. B. 4285 Debating Team Let East Side High School gaze with fear and trembling upon the battlements of VV. H. S. Our Fighting spirit has been aroused and we are ready for war. Formerly we were forced to desert the Held of battle, leaving the crown of vic- tory in the enemies' hands, but now, the Senior Class, aided and abetted by the efforts of Mr. S. A. Leonard, rehearsed by numerous debates among tl1e advo- cates of balloon tires versus four wheel brakes, have produced a team fully capable of proving that the school exhibit may be termed a pleasant form of amusement. NVith such argumentative powers, sharpened by long training, even the faculty may prepare to grant various petitions which the Senior Class may see fit to uphold. Beware all ye, stirred by the spirit to argue either that the St. Lawrence Waterway Canal should be built or that it should not be built! AGNES PHILLIPS. -llllllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllllllIIIIllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllIlllIillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllg QJIIIIHIIIlllIIIIIIIIlllllllllIIIIllllllllllIIIIIlllllllllIlIilllllllllllllllllllIlI!IlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllll.-le W, C. MALQNE E E When I Rebuild Shoes E E 1 1 ' ' fi 1 - Groceries, Fruits and Vegetables E E mild satis ec Cubtomers 2 All Work Guaranteed 434 State Street E S. H. AUCHTER Wliolesale and Retail B ll64 E ug 619 University Ave E 5 Z-E5 Perfection in Dry Cleaning, Badger Candy E E Pressing and Repairing Kltchen E E Phone F-2483 All our candies 3 1115. for 31.00 2 2 WE CALL FOR AND DELIVER 35c per lb. Soda Fountain S 2 E 2 and DYERS 7 VV' Blain St- 2 5 1347 University Avenue WIIIIIIlIIIIIllllllllllllllilllllllllEIIlllIIlliIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllliIIIIIIIIIIIlIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHE gllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!IlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllhlllllllllllllllilllllIIlllllIliIIIIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll Page One Hundred Five 2IIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIllIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIllllII!lllIIIIlllIlllllllllllIIIIIIllIIllllIlllllllllIIIIlIllIIIIIlIllIllllllllllllllllllllll ilIillIll!IIIIIIIIIIIIIi4IIlEIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIIllllillllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF glIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll!llllllllllIIllIIIIliIIIIIIIIIlIIIIiIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllli gl!IlllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIIIIlIIlIIlIlIIIIIIII!Illlllllllllll!!llI!IIIIIlllllllllllllllllllIlIlIilIIIIIIIIlIIIllIIIlIIIIIiIII!!IIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIL QllllIIIlIIHHMMIIIIIIlIlIIlmIM IllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIlllIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIlIIIllIIIlllIIIllllllllIIIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllg 2 After SCh00l -- Vacatlon 2 E It will be more enjoyable if you are if E 2 correctly dressed for the summer :J 2 E months. You can Fmd everything E 2 here in correct styles and materials, I ,,.. 3. E , from shoes to a hat-if you wear .,,, 1. I 2 E One' ff 'f ,,..... E 5 1 5 KARSTENS 'f E 22-24 North Carroll Street E SIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIllllIIIIlllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllIIlllllIIllllIllIllIIIIIlllllllllllIIllIIIIIIIIlIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIlllIIIIIIIIlllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIE Mac McMurray: VVhen I marry I'm going to marry a girl who takes a joke. 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WISCONSIN E E : mMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIlllllllllllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE What the Wild West May Come To Continued from page 41 hand. Two seconds left. She slowly knelt and leaned over him. Half a second left. She puckered her lips and placed them on his. A drop of adrenalin, remain- ing on her lips, touched his. Suddenly she realized that her lover was dead.4 As full consciousness came upon her, she rose in horror and stepped back. Tears came to her eyes. She sank in the road and wept. Our hero's body twitched. He woke, and saw his beloved. He rose, and putting his arms around her, he whispered, I am alive. As if awakening from a nightmare, she turned, and her tears changed to tears of joy when she saw our hero bending over her. They stood up, only wanting a minister to make their romance complete. At that moment, the farmer who had been driving the cart, and had left it when he saw the horse falling, returned, and stood speechless at the sight of the two young people, alive and well. He had just started to run away, when our hero called to him, We're all right. Keep on your way to town, and take us with you. Only, leave us at the church, not the under- taker'sf' KONRAD KRAUSKOPF, '26 Only Too True Money talks but seldom gives itself away. Columbus was right-he sighted dry land. Mamma, asked a little girl who was having her first experience of riding in a sleeper. Hush, dear, whispered mamma. You will waken the others. But, mamma, I only want to ask a question. VVell, what is it ? Who has the flat above us F Now see here, lkey. De fust person wot upsets this boat gets trown over- board. Louise Coxon Cwriting themej: Oh, I've lost my conclusion. Mr. Leonard: That's all right. It doesn't show. Dinky Dean: Were you out after ten last night? McCaffrey: No, just after one! Page One Hiuzdrrd Srvmz I JIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllll IIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIlllllllIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllI IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I UNIVERSAL GROCERY Co. I STO RES MADISON I 412 State Street I402 Williamson Street 81 7 University Avenue I 40 I University Avenue 2 526 South Park Street E S I I9 West Main Street :I 553 West Main Street g 2 I 36 Regent Street 1342 Mound Street 1723 Monroe Street IZI East Main Street 301 North Hamilton Street 908 East Johnson Street 407 Atwoocl Avenue 2 I 04 East Washington Avenue 2541 Winnebago Street I IOI West Dayton Street H IW Live and Lei Live llllllllllllllIlllllllllIIllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII llllllllllllll II I ll I Illllllllllll I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIII IIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIII IllllIIIIIIllIllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIII IIII I 0 ll 1' I I QllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIilNlllIllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllilllllIIII!IIIl!!IIIlIIIlIllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIII!III!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllIlllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIII!IIII!IIIIIIIlI!Il!IIlIIIIllIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllg EAT MORE lf7'm'y 1711-X' is , I I 1 'l.l'I.f0l'X' lltlvx' 5 ut Om' Plant X, ALL 2 ics CREAM OOM E ON OVER E l 2 2 .Xml see how the Milk mid Ice Cream you use E , is lzeing handled. You will he greatly iuter- E : 2 estecl. e +' . 2 Kennedy Dairy CO. E , Phone: Badger 7100 621-629 VV. Washington Ave. 2 glllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllulllllllllllllllIlIlllmlllllullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.lI lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIlIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIE Teacher: jimmie. can you tell me hOw iron was discovered? Jimmie: 1 heard father say that they smelt it. QllllllllllllllllIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIUIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll llllll!l1IIlI'llIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllilllllIlllimllllIIIIWHM.Illl!IllI!IIlllllllllllIllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIlIllIIIIIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllII!lIIlIIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllg 2 Most Graduates Wear E Snririg mranh Ollutlwa E After El chap has finished the course 5 amd is grztduztterl he realizes that E one of the hallmarks of success is 5 Il pleasing zzppezirauce. lle knows E that Society llrzmcl lllotlles will give 2 him perfect style, wonderful fahric, E comiortalnle tilt. :mtl that feeling Of 2 lzt-ing perfectly zlttired. Uuclergrzicls, E too. usually lmuy their things at The 5 Ilulm. lt's Il good habit. 'rl-IE:'if'2HU1a E MADl5oN.wIs. E E F. Schmitz Sz Sons Co. E EIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIllIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIlllllIllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmlllllllllllIIIII llIIIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllIIlllllllIIIIIIllllIIllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIII? Page One ,lIllItfI't'll Avfllt' lTHE vv1f 5i3'C omfd Class Prophesy Continued from page 38 showing generation after generation of noble ancestors. At the top of one chart stood King Edward I of England, a descendant of Alfred the Great, Charlemagne, and many great royal houses. But what one of Edward's descendants could be living in Madison, Wisconsin? Now, at the bottom of the chart I noticed the compiler's name, Tillinghart Plantagenet Sheldon. He stood before me, a gaunt emaciated figure with recently trimmed and beautifully combed hair, an exact counterfeit, I mean to say counterpart, of the great and noble David. I turned again to Phyllis. All these, David Sheldon's ancestors, and he the father of these seventeen children whom we see here ? Yes, she replied. He has married several times, feeling it his duty to populate the world with those of noble lineage. His first three wives, Evelyn Wolf, Helen Wilson, and Hildegard Wermuth, died of heartbreak because he spoke to them rather too harshly at times. The next three, Marjorie Van Skike, Rumelia Tiedemann, and Ruth Swensen, were divorced because he found that they were not possessed of ancient family trees. Each one of another three, Signe Smedal, Amelia Soldan, and Alice Moores, divorced him because he talked too much about his genealogy. His present and tenth wife is Agnes Phillips, and I have heard rumors to the effect that perhaps all may not be well at their hearth- side. We deserted this gloomy corridor to the dim and moldy past, for a cheerful, sunny American History room. Do you recognize the teacher P asked Phyllis. The ruby hair and simple boyish grin at once recalled to my memory the name, John Showerman. Yes, he replied to my surprised inquiry, I am teaching American History. I have a class in the Language and Literature of Siam, too. Aber sie werden Deutsch nie 7Jerges.reu? I inquired anxiously. Oh, nein, neinlu he replied. HES wird mir irnmer sehr lieb sein. Aber ich kann mich keiner W orter mehr erfnnernf' Ach, ach! O. wah! I moaned, and walked away. just beyond the door of another room I heard a voice, resembling one which twenty-live years before had reechoed from these same walls. I must be pretty dumb. I don't know what my project's all about yet. Do you F This was unmistakably Albert E. Smith, 3rd, as the distinctive outline of his face clearly proved upon examination. But there was a foreign, melancholy look in his eyes which was explicable when his mother approached. How-do-you-do, Mrs. Smith ? I said courteously. Oh, no-tee-hee! giggled Helen Cochrane. I've been Mrs. Wojta since ten o'clock this morning. Have you seen Jean Walker yet? She is Professor of Organic Chemistry in the University of Wisconsin. Her poor husband has always performed all her household duties. I walked toward Jean, who called out with her clarion voice, Hasn't my little Archibald a wonderful project on 'Blast Furnaces' l Continued on page 116 Page One Hundred Ten 2llIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllgi illIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIlllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIW' Kb BUCKMASTER rf ef S ' 'wif E E E 15133 Where Every Step E E E , ll li E - E L1 'Ill E Up Counts S Z ' WATCHES -J 2 2 E Excellent values, specializing the Shark 2 5 E Absorber Watch that drops do not in- E E E jure. See us for the Greater Values. E 5 E Time Payment Plan E E Brown Boot Shop Agency for I. Miller Beautiful Shoes 224 State Street SIIlllIIlllllllllllIIIIIllIIIIIIIiliIIllIIIIIIlllIllIIIIIlllllllIIIllIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIE illllllIIllUHIll!!llIIIIIIIIII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllIIllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllh He thought he thought great thoughts, he thought No other thought a thought. If others ever thought a thought, They thought he thought he thought. Why should no man starve in the deserts of Arabia? Because of the sandwitches there. How came the sandwitches there? The tribe of Ham was bred and mustered there. Miss Day married Mr. Weeks, although this added weeks to day, yet a day was lost and weeks gained. Who gave the bride away P Her little brother. He stood up in the middle of the ceremony and yelled 'Hurrah, Sis! You've got him at 1ast!' 2IIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IllllIlIIlllllllllllllllllllllg gill!IlllllllllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIllllIIIIllllllIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllla Lively and Right E The Hart, Schaffner 81 E 2 Marx label assures you of LE E 3 both. 2 5 E It means that you get finest E S E foreign and domestic wool- E S E ens - expert needlework - S S - designed in styles that you E E 5 are sure are right. 2 Olson 8x Veerhusen Co. 2 2 .E Hart Schaffner 8: Marx Clothes E? S E 7-9 N. 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He: VV-well, yes, there is, about fifty cents, I thinkg but I'll pay it tomorrow. -QTelling about an accidentj- She lost one arm and broke her ankle, and she's having difficulty in using crutches, because that was the arm the foot was on, and shelll have to learn to walk with the other hand. Your money or your life,', growled the footpad. Take me life, responded the Irishman. 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On cross-country runs or 2 E short jaunts, motorists like to feel 5 5 that the engine transmits smooth, E E steady power to the driving shaft. But 5 E often the motor cannot he held responsible. 5 5 Power comes from gasoline-and to be E S sure of this power, motorists insist on E E PENNCO. 2 Q Wfhere Is a Differencel' e E PENNCU does all that gasoline Can. It is E the highest product of the reHner's art. It E E is high gravity and vaporizes easily. If you 5 like smooth, steady power, try a fill of 5 E PEN NCO today. 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Badger 232 5IIIIlllllllllIIIIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllIlllllIllIIIIIIIllUIIIllIllIIllIllIIIllllIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIHIIIIIIIIIIIE ilIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIllIIIlIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE A. Kney: just think! Three thousand seals were used to make fur coats last year. V. Noe: Isn't it wonderful that they can train animals to do such worki Mary L.: just think, I weigh 95 pounds stripped. Helen VV.: Oh, you can't always go by those scales at the Badger. Howie: Can a person be punished for what he hasn't done? Prof. Hart: Of course not. Why? Howie: W'ell, I haven't done my Geometry. Sco Carpenter: VVhen I was four years old I was left an orphan. Alfred VV.: Honest? W'hat did you do with it? Adam, quick, the baby swallowed a safety pin! And Adam laughed and laughed 'cause he knew safety pins hadn't been in- vented yet. Mistress Cat dinnerj : Bridget, where is that trout I heard you order this morn- ing? Bridget: Sure, ma'am, I ordered it but the grocer brought a fish marked C. O. D., so l sent it back. There was a very little boy wading in muddy water one afternoon. W hy aren't you in school, young man P asked a passing gentleman. 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EMERY 2 Invitations 2 . 1 :- E -- Z E E E15 E3 E 2 Dance Programs 3 E NJWCWJJ RICHELIEU 2 Statzbnerjf 2 2 Brand 5 E 5 5 PURE Fooo PRODUCTS 5 2 Lettereraft, Inc. E 5 - 2 2 The Class of 1925 Used Lettcrcraft E 2 ? E CIIIIIIIICIIFFIIZCIZI I1zt'itafi01zs 2 2 1925 Monroe St E 2 725 University AVC' 2 2 MAD1soN . . WISCONSIN 2 illllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIllllIlllllllllllIIIIlllllllIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIlllllIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIllIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIllllllIllllIIllIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Harold McMurry: Hey, wait a minute, Mr. Chandler. NVe need some snap- shots for the humor section. glIIIIIlllllllIlIllllllllllIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHINIIIlllllg 2IIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIlllll1IllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllg 2 YOUR SAVINGS 2 2 F , 2 2 Will Grow With Interest i 2 at s rs S Z 3 it E E g E E - - 4: 'J 2 s s s WW ' s E ommercia 2 5 L-s-sWs-++s- 2 2 2 2 E An Ideal Convenience 3 g rust 2 2 is a Secretary Desk wi-th plenty of E - .. - space for precious books and corres- E E 5 E ponclence. Spinets, Governor Win- E E 0 E E throps and library are some of the E 0 E 2 E desks we sell. E E 2 E Frautsclmi Furniture 5 2 23 W. MAIN 2 2 217-219 King sr. 2 illlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIlllllllllllllllllllllIllIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli gllllllllllIlIII lllllllllllllIlIllIllllllIIIlllIIllIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Page One Hundred Fiflem E h'r-iii w1f 5ii5coNfi Class Prophecy Continued from Page 110 The cowering man who stood beside her, with marks of the kitchen fresh on his hands, was Don MacDonald. Noticing a bent, old man in the corner, I asked a small, dark girl named Eloise Coxon Lecomte who he was. It,s just our practice teacher, she answered. I stepped closer, and beneath the long, gray beard recognized Glenn Olwell. Yes, I expect to graduate from the University with high honors this year, he prophesied optimistically. But what has become of Marion ? I ventured. Oh, he said carelessly, she grew tired of waitng for my career to blossomg and so became David Sheldon's seventh wife. Why, Phyllis! I reproved her. You forgot to mention your cousin. That makes eleven in all. Yes, yes, wept Phyllis. Marion died fifteen years ago. We engaged the famous sculptor, Hjalmar Bruhn, to chisel a magnificent statue over her tomb. It represents a fierce maenad celebrating the orgiastic rites of Dionysus, the classi- cal patron of the vineyard. Commiseratingly I bade Phyllis adieu, since there was no other way to check the superabundant flow of her tears. Out in the hall once more, Fred Wolff and Ed. Woodell rushed by me, dis- tributing pamphlets issued by Clifford Van Abel, campaign manager for Harold McMurray, United States Senator from Wisconsin. It was an attack on the Ku Klux Klan which was being defended by John Bormett, Junior Wisconsin Senator. Senator McMurray also advocated that the Roman Catholic Church be adopted by the country as its State Church. He demanded that President Isabelle Stebbins immediately appoint official American ambassadors to the Vatican. He had charged that Verne Thiel, Vice-President of the United States, and John Bach, Secretary of the Air Fleet, had entered into a huge aeroplane conspiracy to defraud the United States, and had added that it seemed very peculiar for the President to appoint her husband Ed. Soderberg, to be Secretary of State. Yes, it was the same Harold as of old. Awakening from my reverie, I heard two familiar voices. Walton Seymour was speaking to Kenneth Sarles, who had reluctantly turned away from their sons' joint project on The Edibility of Pink-toed Caterpillarsf' Have you read today's paper yet? The police have just discovered a gigantic still. Arlow Rothermel and his wife, Elizabeth Swenson, have been arrested, together with their daughter, Jezebel, for manufacturing 'moonshine' in a cave beneath Marion Nelson's statute. In fact, they were using some of her bones as part of the distilling apparatus. When I had reached the second floor, I noticed at once that a large crowd had collected in one room. An exhibit of crystal-gazing was being held. The room was exquisitely decorated in Oriental fashion. Incense was wafted to our nostrils. At the farther end of the room, in a sort of booth, sat a maiden Page One Hundred Sixteen llIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIHIIIIlIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!El!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWE Mansfield-Caughey Co. PASTEURIZED HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllg I C E C R E A M gillIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII: .1- 5 5 Youill have plenty of the 'sold zips' for 2 athletics and for your studies too, if E E you eat a dish of ice cream daily. E - Nlt helps to keeps you healthyu E JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIl aiillIlllllllillllllllllllllll' The Kind That's Always Right WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIillIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIillIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' garbed in Eastern garments. She had glossy black hair, sparkling black eyes, and there was a vivacity about her not usually found in girls of the Orient. In answer to my question, she said that she was the daughter of Elmer Ellsworth and that her mother was daughter of the Rajah of Sani Chuan. Her father had been chief adviser to the Rajah but had lately retired. Then she turned and, Oh, daddy! There you are! she said to a jovial man with a small, grey-haired, petite woman at his side, whom I recognized as Jean Cantwell of old, although she had recently become the second wife of Elmer Ellsworth. just then Carson Roberts, jr., entered the room, and urged all the people to get in line for the crystal-gazing. Oh, dear! I think this is just terrible! Here I've been waiting for more than an hour and to think that I should have a place so far back ! The words came in a fluttering voice close behind me, and turning, I recognized Evelyn Feldman. We spoke to each other and passed a few casuel remarks. I learned that she earned her living by giving vocal lessons. Finding that I, too, was so far in the rear, and remembering that I had an ap- pointment with the Professor of Sociology of the University of Wisconsin, I started to leave. Drab fliltlf b0ok!!! I heard a gruff voice say. SO interested was I in the future that I did not realize that Father Time had awakened. S0 I did as I was command- cd and sped from the place. Ever since I have mused over the great things that the future holds for us all. JUNIOR LOWMAN PHYLLIS NELSON. 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How many cents could belt the earth he could elucidateg The fourth dimension he had found the softest snap in life, And could even straighten out the check book of his wife. YVith ease he'd trace the comet's course the path that it should burn, But lost his reason making out his income tax return. Ifsther Dellinger: Shoot if you must this old bobbed head. But wait till I powder my nose. Miss R. johnson: Glenn. what are you and Theodore talking about? Is it about the test questions? Glenn: No, we can't talk about them, ,cause we don't know anything about them. Amelia Soldan: What are you studying the dictionary for, trying to improve your vocabulary? M. M. Harris: No, trying to see if they left any words out. School girls were created before mirrors and they've been there ever since. Don't kick al out your coffeeg you may be old and weak yourself some day. If a woman were to change her religion how would it affect her sex? She'd be a hc-then! I've got such a cold in my head that when I talk it sounds hollow. XV ant Ads For Rent-Large room by lady nicely decorated with a new coat of paint. For Sale-A boat-safest on earth. Mr. Leonard: Can any boy tell me what Shylock was? Conrad fwho has a coldj : A-choo! Mr. Leonard: Quite right. Marion Nelson: Yes! I'm one of the big guns at school. Dad: Then why don't I get better reports? Page Om' Himdrrd Nivzvtcm glllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIII1IIIIIIlllIIIIllIIIllllIIlllllllIIIIllIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlIIllIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIlllllllllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE ? 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Rennebohm Drug Store Q E - 'E Capital Square Store Central Store 5 5 13 'West .Ma1'n Street .Next to gsfaclfson Theatre Z Loraine Hotel Store ,-: E gillIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIlllllIIlllIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIllllllIllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIiIlIlilIIIHlllillllllllllllllilllllllIIIllliillIllIIIlIIIllllIIIlNIIiNilHlillllllllllllllllllllllIlIllIIIIllIIllIIII!IiiIIlllilllllllillllllllllllIIllIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIllIHlllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIF Page Om' 1l1nm'r'vd Twvzzty-Tlzn'r 2 glad and Willing to serve 2 -1-Me++you?W--4 E 'E E i BETTER ER UG STORES 2 ' Badger Pharmacy 2 ? Your Nearest Supply Store 5 IIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllIIlllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllIllIlIllllIIIIIIIIIIIllIlIIIIIIIllIIIIllIllIIIIIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllg gllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllg E Ez NELLIS BROS. 1884 1925 Car Repairing 2 2 2 Alford Bros. g Company E If she needs tuning up 2 E 2 2 see us E 2 E 2 2 E Wet Wash 2 2 'l 2 2 Rough Dry Finished Work 2 Just Around the Corner L 1316 W. Johnson sf. 5 5 BADGER 172 2 ilIIIllIlllllIlllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIllllllllIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE ilIIllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIllllllllIIIIlIIlIlIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Little Boy to Grandfather: Grandpop, please make a noise like a frogg Dad said when you croaked we'd get 32500. Rcformer: My mission is to save girls. Ed. Soderberg: Save me a couple! Frosh freading Annualj : Say, Noah sprung this joke on the Ark. joke Editor: Yes, but there aren't very many of us left who remember it. Rooter at the Foot Ball Game: That fellow playing guard will be our best man next year. Fair Damsel: Oh, johnny! This is so sudden! If l-rains were ink, some people wouldn't have enough to make a period. Dear Love-Lorn Editor, Yesterday I was walking in the corridor. Suddenly some one yelled, Hey you, you dropped your hankyf' I knew somebody'd go for it first but not wishing to wait I bent down also. I hit my head severely, but thinking it my suitor's I col- lided with, I ignored the pain. I looked up with a brave smile to find I had hit only a table. Now it hurts. What can I do the next time I drop my hanky? Little Pink Eyes. Dear Sore Eyes, Always carry a quart Cin liquid measurej of vaseline, one ounce of pink pills, three yards of bandage, six feet of gauze. I assure you this remedy will heal pain immediately. Editor. Page One Hundred T1c'z'nt3'-Frmr dlIIIIIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIlIIIIIlllllIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIHIIIIIIII11IIlIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllg gl!IIIllIIIIHllIIllIllllIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIlIllllIllllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL Styles for Young Men New ideas in young n1en'5 cloth- in b 'th h gare orn wi eac new sea- E son and you'll nnd them ex- E E pressed at their best in Kuppen heimer COLLEGE CLGTHES This season it's the college mod- els in new shades of light gray, London lavender and Highland fawns. Moderatlep Priced 2 Randall Greasing- Service Station Greasing and Oil Draining our specialty E The most modern equipped and up-to -li: E date greasing station in the city. Espe E E cially arranged for women drivers. Service and quality our motto ' Q E E 2 2 Pennco Gas and Motor the House of K uppenheimer Good Clothes 2 2 TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInIIIIIIIIIIlIlilllIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE 5lllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIlllllllllIlllllllllllIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIIllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII A short time ago Raymond Frederick was walking along the street when he noticed a hound was following him. He turned to a street gamin and said: Boy, what do you suppose that dog is following me for? I dunno exactly, but my idea is that he takes you for a bone.', What a beautiful dog, Miss Ethel, exclaimed a bashful admirer. Is he af- fectionate ? Is he affectionate P she asked archly. Indeed he is. Here, Bruno! Come, good doggie, and show Charley Smith how to kiss me. Excited lady at phone: I want my husband at once. Operator: Number, please. Excited lady: How many do you think I have, you impudent thing? Inquisitive: What purpose does the bridge serve on your violin? Louise Rood: Oh, that's to get my music across. Mr. Phillips: Thomas, I'll give you just one day to hand in that back paper. Thomas Beatty: All right. I-Iow about the Fourth of july? Miss Hoard: What was the time of Shakespeare's Macbeth? Stage whisper from rear: 1040. Selby: Twenty minutes of eleven. Harold Allen: Say, Kenney, did you ever study a blotter? Robert: Of course not, dumb-bell. Harold: Very absorbing things. Page One Hundred T'ZL'F1llj'-1'ilT'!' -AlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllillllllllilllllllllllIHHllllllllllllllIHIllllllllllllllllillllllllllliiillll BIT High School years are habit- forming yearsg years of find- ing yourself and your life- work. We're past that ageg our life- work is to give you good clothes and the good clothes habit. To the young men we've served in that capacity we wish god-speed, and extend our hearty thanks. he Toggery Sho University Avenue at Orchard lllllllllllllllllIlllllllllg gill!!IIIIIlIllIllIllIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllllillIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIllliIIIIllIIIIIIIlllliIIIIIIIlllliIlllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllg REIIWKRUSE Cu-g E 5 209-13 state sr. 2 2 Apparrel of the highest S 2 2 character at prices with- 2 ? 5 in reach of all. 5 E' :- .E E E as : E E E E 1 E 3 rllllllllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIlllIlliillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIIlllIIllIIIIIII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllg 5HH''HI''HH'HH'Nl''IWWllllllmllllllHIll'I'HH'Hill IWW'HN'ill''HNNH''W''HI''HI''HI''HI''HI''HH'HI'U E Mrs. Voss in Math: Each one of you may ask one question. Harry Sweet: When do we eat? 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'Nashington Ave. g 71IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIl!iIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIiIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIiIIIIIlilIIIIIIIIIllE gllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliIllIIlIlIRlllIiIIIIiIIIIiIIIIEIIIIIllIIllIIIilIIIIlIIIiIIII2IIII1IIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Page One Hundred TlZQ'?1lfj'-Sl-.1' 3 How about S The Fall of Troy Continued from page 42 He climbed upon the palace roof And looked at the street belowg Each alley, crack, and crevice XVas filled with Ilium's foe. The Trojans hurled their towers at them, And all their gods of brassg And down lrelow them Pyrrhus came And shouted, Let me pass l He hammered on the door awhileg At last a butler came: The Angry Greek said. Let me in l Or thou'll my wrath inflamef' The butler said, XYe aim to please. But this big door sticks fastg So you may try to knock it down And then l'll let you past. And so the Greeks attacked the door And made a gaping holeg They quickly entered through the cutg The palace was their goal. gilIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllIIIlIIIIllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIllllllllliilllllllliIlllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllilfilllIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIlIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllg The Joseph M . Oyd ompany ' 100.00 Bon s For nvestment To acquire 6175 interest illlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIllll'IllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIllllllllllIIIllllllllllllllIIIlllllllIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllIIllIIIlllllllIIIIIlIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllfi Page Om' Ilmzdrvd Tzvvizfy-.S'm'vi1 And while they gaze in wonderment Up comes a tiny boyg He holds up toward bold Pyrrhus' face His sword: a childish toy. Polites, son of Priam, Is this bold Trojan youthg But Pyrrhus' face contorts in fear: This lad will show no ruth! And then the young Polites Thought he'd have some fung He turned, and through the corridors Did very swiftly run. Priam, king of fallen Troy, And Hecuba, his wife, Seated themselves by the atrium, Prepared to lose their life. And now Polites hove in sight With Pyrrhus at his heelsg His parents give a cry of fear, As their son slips and reels. He tried to rise, but Pyrrhus cameg And with a wicked grin, He raised his sword above his head And plunged the sharp point in. And now the aged king of Troy Arose as if to speakg But Pyrrhus seized him by the hair: You, too, must Hades seek. He dragged him to the pool of blood Around his slaughtered song And there beneath the moonlit sky The awful deed was done. And Aeneas thought of his pretty wife And his son, and his father dearg So he fled from Troy with many friends As the morning light drew near. He fled to the shores of the Tiberg He founded mighty Romeg The mistress of the ancient world, The glorious Caesar's home. But the ride of the wooden horse On the shores of that Ilian bayg The scheme of the great Ulysses- Is remembered to this day. KONRAD KRAUSKOPF, '26 Page One Hmzdrfd Twmlty-Eiglit ' QllllllllllllllllmlllllllIllIIllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIllllllIIlIllIllllllllllllllllllllIll!llIlIllIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllg Beaver Barber E E. J. Lobre John Brausen S E 3 E Beaver Insurance Building E 2 Phone F-2218 Madison, wis. 2 allIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllI!lllllllllllllllllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIllllllllllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE QUIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIlIllllllIllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli PARIS BOOTERY Tenth Ward's Only Complete Shoe Store 5 A shoe stock of nationally adver- : tised brands of shoes where one can save from 51.00 to 32.00 by buying E your shoes here. 5 E llllllllll - PARIS BOOTERY E 2 ci-ms. ZACH 5 5 Why Pay More? S 1726 Monroe St. F-1769 E gillIllllllllllllllllllllillllllIlllIIIllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIlIIlllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIllIIIIIIIIIlllIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE As I was walking down the street A snowball caught my eye. I looked and looked and merely saw A dressed-up college guy. His suit was made of broadclothg The stuff was nearly white. They don't show up in day time. But you just look at night. His tie was awful dazzling, 'Twas made of brilliant redg The color skeems of spring-time Sure must have hit his head. His shoes were of the Holstein- A reddish hue, I meang His coat was of a powder blue, His socks were of the green. His shirt was very striped, His collar fit him snugg He looked so blame atrocious, just like an orient rug. I walked the streets much farther- A treat, I'll surely say. just like a lot of dittos The lroys were dressed that day. Individuality-- A word man never knew. I looked for something different, And found but very few. gllllilllIIIII1IIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIlllllllllllllllllIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Wisconsin High Students' Athletic Headquarters 2 GeonGeLevlsSPoimno Goons Co 2 ' f lr Amnecic llle.Seu.l'c , fgzgf 2 E 207 STATE STREET 2 mon noon sus 2 2 mzxmson. uns. 2 E Racine Canoes Fishing Tackle Cups and Trophies E EIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIlIIillIllllllllllllIlIIIllIllllIllllllllllllllilllllllllllllIIIllIIllIlllllllllllillllllllllllIIllIIIlllIlllIiIifIIIIIIlIIIIIIIllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllIIllllllIIIllIIIllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIlllllllllllllIllllllIllIllllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIlllllllIlllllllllllllIIE Page One Hundred T'za'rnty-N1'11c glIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIII'lIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIlIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIllllllllllillIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllg E Tiedemanfs' Extraheavy Malted 2 5 FROZEN 5 S E. s. RENNEBOHM, Prop. E E TIEDEMAN'S PHARMACY 702-704 University Ave. 3 illlllllIIIIllllIllIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIININE After Eifects Mary Marg. after study period: Guess I'll have to give up coffee. Amelia: Why? Mary: Oh, it always keeps me awake in class. Miss Henderson fin Cooking Classj : Ruth, where does spaghetti come from? Ruth Swensen: Don't know. Doesn't it grow on trees? Peg S.: I found seventy-Five cents in your bed this morning. Skin: Oh, my sleeping quarters, no doubt. Bob H.: Can you stand on your head? Paulie: No, it's up too high. Miss A.: Why were you late this morning? H. Huss: My mother had to wash my peninsula. Miss A.: Your what? H. Huss: My peninsula. We learned in 6th grade that a peninsula was a neck of dirt. Billy B.: What's the formula for milk? Chuck: Don't know. B. B.: Cow! gllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllluif gllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQ Classy Slices E for 2 E Clarence Geiger, Graduate of Wis. E 2 E E High School. Now in busines for E 5 Everybody 2 5 himself S 5 5 B . L h B 3 E at 2 E Eilgelailine silos' E 5 THE ROXANA e 2 ' y ' S E SWEET SHOP 3 E The hvmff Of Hamm Shvief E 2 1201 Uoivofoity Avo. 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High School Jewelry one Toophaoo 5 5 Jeweler' and opticium We are prepared to do the E E Main Q Pinckney St. Madison, Wis. most careful Optical Work E 5 5 WIIIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Page One Hundred Th-Drty gllllllllllllllllllIlllllIllIIIIllIllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllIllIllIllIIIIllIllIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllg glIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll!IlI!IIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIIIIIIIlIIIlIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllg 2 I-Ii-School M en! 2 E Graduate from boy's shoes to 2 2 men's! E E 5 E VValk-Over gives you a man's shoe, E E in university quality, at grade school E E price. E 2 Madison Steam gg i Dye Works 2 . H A T S - 2 E Cleaned and Reblocked 5 New Bands and Leathers E 2 Alam, live Ones at I ---V-- ------,-, S 7.50 2 gi Ladies' and Gent1emen's Garments E E ' 2 5 Cleaned and Pressed Z Others at ...,................ 298.50 and S10 E E A e-- 5 5 DRY CLEANING A SPECIALTY E E Walk-Over Boot Shop E 2 H. stfeiow, Prop. S Jax, F' Rose 611 State E 2 116 S. Pinckney St. Tel. 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Welch E PLUMBING CONTRACTOR 2 2 -: 2 E 1815 Monroe Street 2 5 E 2 5 2 CAN RIDE FOR 5 2 5 2 THE PRICE OF 2 E Our untiring effort E '-in - E Your Satisfaction 5 2 E E F-'T-T-' 2 5 YELLOW CAB Sc 2 E 2 2 E 2 2 E E 5 5 5 TRANSFER oo. E E SOFTENERS HEATERS ig 5 5 E' E Phone 5 E Repair Work a Specialty 2 E E E E 2 BAD 500 GER 5 ElIlllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllIllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIlIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE ilIIIIIIlllllilllllllIllllllllllllillllIIlllllIllllllllIilllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIllllllllllllIilllllIIIIIIlIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllg Page One Hundred Thirty-One 1 ll. iming 2 E 2 E Z 2 E E E 2 S IIMIF 5 2 g D0n't Forget 5 E E E e E E BETTER E CANDIES 2 E 2 5 2 E Always Plame E S EIllllllllllllllllillllllllIIHIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIE Q. Do you know Analyze? A. Well, she does. QIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIlIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllg S Moseley Book Company E For School and 2 2 Athletic Supplies M E 19 S. Pinckney Street 5 gll!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIllIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHE Page One Hundred Ruthie H as a Birthday Ruthie had a birthday party On a summer's day 'VVay out VVest in North Dakota VV here the cowboys stay. She 'Phoned to Burr before the othersg He was thrilled to come And he said that he'd bring Lindy 5 Ruthie did succumb. Of all the kiddies there invited, Five must stay awayg Sara had to sign excusesg That was her delay. Esther had to do her Caesarg Jeanne was a Parisg Ruth H. had to cook the dinner- Couldn't have a spree. Florence answered that, olthough she VVished she could be there, She must stay at home, because she'd Not a thing to wear. Then the gala day arrived, And the little tots had come. Each gave Ruth a present and was Told to park his gum Burr brought VVells' Outline of Hisforg Dinky a basket-ballg Frannie gave her friend a compact: lt did please them all. XVallie brought the sweetest Math book- Ruthie wished he'd stayed awayg Calla brought a Latin pony Margie .lean a play. Rollie brought a pretty painting For everyone to seep Laura brought a cute French dollie, Right from gay Parie. Stirling brought some sentences Diagramed just right, Symphony tickets brought by Aurie XYere a pleasant sight. Lindy brought a pickled froggie, Rita a megaphoneg Georgie brought a molecule, Ira a penny Ioan. Harry brought his latest book On Education Ag Ruthie made a little curtsey, Thanked them right away. Th iffy- Two Then they all went in to dinnerg Georgie dear said graceg After that each gave a stunt, Trying for first place. Calla made a few announcementsg Aurie sang a songg Stirling gave an argument- Certainly 't was strong. Little Harry drew a circleg Then he drew a lineg Rollie drew a lovely picture With some turpentine. Lindy showed them an amoeba, Explained it all with easeg VVallie said a proposition, Marjie Jean a piece. Dinky tried to make some free throws- Ira could make more! Georgie tried to juggle test tubes Broke them on the floor. Burrie wrote a History outlineg Rita gave a yellg French spoke Laura. Frannic Germang Both did very well. Marjie jean then got the prize- A little actress sheg It was the Literary Digest. She was thrilled-oh, gee! gill!lllllllIlllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlIIllllIIllllIIIlllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli llllllllllllllllll Illlllllll Ill ,.,..:. 85' ..,,..3 CEE,-A 0.-9-7 Eiga' U-3:06 eT'Z4 85-9 Q n-I 333 QQJQ. ofa C-94 ans' 535. FD-1v-r 'EE Q .... :CQ fb'-Pm.-0 llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllll Illll'dll1I1111lIllllIlHl1lllllll11llllltlllllI1llll1tlI11lllIl N: S Q w ,Q cs :3 Q W 5 Q if M w rr Q 2 :- Q Q 55 S' 5' 5 5: 'Q S Q S llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllll Illllilllllllllllll m v-I :- en I-'J i 'JU cn 'H 2 E G E W 32- Z PEI mmm lllllllllllll III 5 Central XVisconsin Trust Co. E E E E One South Pinckney St. E 2 MADISON E E E z E gmIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIlllIIlllllllllllllIIlIlllIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllllllIllllIIlllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllii Are you Hungary ? Yes, Siam. VVell, come alongg I'l1 Fiji. glIIIIlIIIIIllIIIllIIIllIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllIIIllIIIlllllllllIIIllllIllllIIIllllIllllllllllIllllIllllIllllIIIllllIllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllg Then they all went home contented- 2 - E They'd had a splendid time- E Madison Dental E Said the party was successful. E , , 2 And so ends this rime. Cllnlc E MARJORIE GI.IcKsMAN, E 303 State Street 2 SALLY OWEN. 2 E X'Vatch g Out. i Lois and Florence- Goof! Dmzfzlvfrv E -gillllllllllIIllllIIIllllIIIlllllllllIIIllllllllllllillllllllllIllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllIIlllllIIIIlIlIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIE T 2 gl Candy Malted 5 E. E E 5 Special Care for Young People E 9 5 E E 2 J ack s Lunch E 2 2 E On Orchard, Opposite 2 5 your Dentists 5 2 Heating Plant E E S , , , , , 2 5 3 E I'.PxAMlNA'l ION mam 5 E I.1llll'1lt'S af all Hours S S Gas X-Ray EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIII!IlIlIIIllIlIllllllE EINIIIlIIIIlIIIIllllllllllllllllIllllIIllIllllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIllIllIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Page One Hundred Thirty-Tlzree QIIIIIIIIIllIlIlIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIiI2IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII5IIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllg iNIlIIIlllllI!IIll!IIIllIIIll!llHllllllllllllllIllIllllIIIlllIillIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIlIIllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllg 2 2 Arthur Vinje E 3 Commercial Photography 2 Buy and Sell your Books 5 E E at 2: GATEWOOD'S Studenbr' E 2 Book Exchange 2 5 6'2 Sm 2 5 5 E D 1 C E VVisconsin State journal Building E E E Madison, VVisconsin E 2 E 2 Badger 6000 Res. Badger 1572 E glllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIlllllIlllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIiII!!I5IIiiIiIIIiIiIIiIlIIIIII!iIIIiIIIIIIllilllllllllllllllllllg gilIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIINllllllllllllllllIllllIlllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIllllllIlllilil!IIIill!IIlIIIiIlIiIIIIIIIIlllillIIIHIIIIIHIHIIIIIIIIHE Men Who Have Made Good QTaken from the l94O VVisconsin.',j John Dixon: john, one of Wiscoiisin Highys worst prom chairmen and class basket-ball star, is now trying to make a living by selling pencils on the streets of Stoughton. Good work. 'Iohnl NYe're all behind you. K. Fluke. Fluke. one of Varsity Highs famous ineligibles. is now chief boss of the ditch diggers on the new canal between the Atlantic and Pacific. Fine stuff, old Fluke! VVe knew you'd make good! Gerry O'Malley: Are you fond of society? VVilbur Mayes: Yes, but I can't get over my primitive preference for beef- steak and potatoes as compared with ice cream and mayonnaise. Kind Old Gent fto boy with sling-shotj: That's a thing l could never do- hit a harmless little bird. Boy: lilowed if l can, either. And how did you fund the apple pie ? I moved the bit ot cheese aside, and there it was. How's that new cook I saw your Dad taking home the other night ? By George! I think we're going to please herf, VVhat is the difference between a dog and a book ? I dunno. VVhy, the book has its tale inside, while the dog has its tail outside. Page One Hmm'1'rd Tlzirty-Four gillIllllllllIIIIllIIIIlllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIllIIllllIllllllIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIllllllllllllllllIlllIIllIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIIIIIIllllllllIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllg Compliments of 2 - , . 2 E Wledenbeck, Dobelm Co. 5 mmm U3 FY' CD SL 5 H W FB . EL O H Q . 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Yes, said the captain gruiflyg but until the boilers bust, we ain't goin' that way. junior Lowman: What would happen if you were to break oneof the ten com- mandments? Dave Sheldon: Well, then there would be nine. Mary: Helen, somebody told me he would like to have your eyes. Helen: NVho? Mary: A blind man. Miss Hoard: What's the most you get out of your Ford? Miss L. johnson: About seven times in one mile, I guess. links made a great speech at the meeting last night. He brought home to me a great many things I never saw before. That's nothing: my laundryman does that for me. They seated themselves at the table. Will you have a little shrimp ? he asked. Dear me, she exclaimed, this is so sudden. What little boy can tell me where is the home of the swallow ? UI kin, pleaseln Well, Bobby? The home of the swallow is in the stummickf' Evelyn: VVhat are you hunting through those war books for? Joe M.: I'm trying to find who General Delivery was. 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Last Christmas, before their marriage, she gave him a book entitled, A Per- fect Gentleman. This Christmas she intends giving him Wild Animals I Have Known. I never could see why they call a boat 'she'. Evidently you never tried to steer one. glIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlIIl1IIIIIIIIIIIlII!lIIIIIlIII'IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIllIIllllI1IllIllllIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Qld L1 other Hubbard 2 E Went to the cupboard E E To get her big drink of ging 2 R. T 0 2 Wfhen she got there E 2 The cupboard was bare. Plumber and E And Mac was wiping his chin. Gas F ifter 2 -1 : : A Girl E A Quarrel 5 I s E A Room E E Some Gas E S A Funeral E A H E 1519 UNIVERSITY E A Hfjgse g AVENUE Some Grass 2 Finis 2 - T elephonea' E R- 5- V- P- E These jokes are old, E Office F. 578 Res. B. 4102 We Wm admit? 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