Winter Park High School - Towayam Yearbook (Winter Park, FL)

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frmmnwsm A s Further exploration of the island revealed still more startling discoveries, which can best be told by a newspaper we found and read. On the front page were the headlines, PAT MEY In Bad Shape, But Can Be Fixed by Plastic Surgery Claims JOE MAT- TOCKS , spokesman for the great plastic surgeon, DOT HILL, whose slogan is A stitch in time saves --some of my patients! More headlines read, Lonely Hearts Club Elects Officers. They were JANICE ELDREDGE president, BABS HEARD I. C. P. M. tin charge of prospective malesy and BEVERLEY BOWER C. M. T. M. tchief mode of transportation of malesy Looking over in the gossip section, we were shocked to read columnist BILL CALDWELL'S open letter to BABS CRISLER, Twenty-first Century's answer to Mae West, who just married her forty- ninth husband, VERNON CHAMBERS. His famous last words were, IlYes I know, but this is differente she love; me. We also learned from his column that LYNNE BAILEY, local girl who made good, was doing well in a play entitled Rip, Was That My Slip or HI Vant to Be Alone. Co-starring with her was BILL WRIGHT, great lover of stage and screen. He also loves radio. Between acts, the audience was entertained by the comic couple SCOTTY SULLI- VAN and ANNIE MAE STINSON, doing the female impression of Mutt and Jeff. GAY AYERS also made the news when she and BETTY RUSSELL had an argument over who would get DICK WHITE, young street cleaner Who became disgustingly rich after making a clean up. Turning to the sports section, we saw a picture of two well-known hot-rod celebrities CLIFF twho put the Benzedrine in my limousiney WRIGHT and DENNIS tFlash Abouty STEDMAN, captioned with Jet Races Tonight. Also on the sports page was a picture of the fearless pugilist, JAMES DO- RAN, knocking down his tenth straight opponent to cop the Old Ladies Home boxing championship. After the fight was over he commented to his 0p- ponent, It was a great fighteMom-e Under this picture we saw the headlines I'ROBERTA PERRY, Nine Times Contender for the Womanls Weight Lifting Championship, Lifts Again. She is to be managed by those two great managers of renown, CAROLYN SIMONDS and ORPHA VAIL. Enough information extracted from the newspaper, we put it down and continued our wandering. En- tering the business section, we passed by a smoke shop and instead of a wooden Indian we saw an Eskimo. Closer investigation revealed this Eskimo to be none other than TED WEILER, who welcomed us with the delightful greeting 0f, IIUGH! Further conversation with TED informed us that the propri- etor of the store VIRGINIA RUSS and her assistant PEGGY REDMON, smokers of the world's finest cigars, had placed him there to further their trade. Over this store was a sign which read, The Utopia Wildcats, ta team made up entirely of rO'SteensQ play tonight . Further information stated that head Coach and Proud Father, PAUL OISTEEN was confident of victory. We were interrupted from reading the rest of this sign when we heard a loud clash of cymbols and a beating of drums. Looking up the street we saw what seemed to be a large parade made up entirely of women, and apparently in honor of MILTON SAWLEY, for on one large banner were the words, We Want Milton . As it drew Closer I read the bottom words, uDead or Alive. Realizing that this innocent boy must be in trouble, I hastened over to the leaders of the mob, EDDIE ADAMS, MARILYN RITTER and ELAYNE LOTT, to learn what news I could extract. It seems that MILTON had promised to marry each one of these women, but while Visiting a circus he became infatuated with ENICE CARDER, the snake dancer, and when last seen, they were slithering off to Justice of the Peace, LEROY BEASLEY. BOBBY BOYD, fearing mob Violence, offered himself to the women as the solution, but was quickly arrested on charges of bigamy by JOAN RICHARDS and VIOLA MAR- CHAND, two Utopian flatfoots, who dragged him off to the cooler. The mob soon broke up and I was left alone on the streets of this strange island, a little disturbed by what I had seen throughout the day, but very happy that I had made the trip to learn the fate of the Class of 50. - s :' 9V51$55 f? e'w'aw MM

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