Winter Park High School - Towayam Yearbook (Winter Park, FL)

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Professor of Biology, CHARLES BARLEY, at the Dumbmore Female Seminary is conducting night tours for young ladies in order to better vauaint them with the scenic beauties of Florida. Faithfully observing nature with the professor were MARION MOR- RIS and SHIRLEY BLAIR. MISS BETTY HENKEL, national president of the W. C. T. U., is heading an anti- saloon drive for the betterment of public morals against LARRY iDUDEi DAVENPORT and RICHARD WiLLIAMS on the charge of selling double zombie cherry smashes at their tavern. New York, November iO-The outstanding novelist and leading socialist, PETER DUNN-RANKIN, has had his newest book, My Life In 976 Pages, banned in Boston. CAPTAIN EDWARD iLivingston, I Presume?i BERGMAN, while exploring the Lower Slobovian iun- gle region, discovered a nudist colony headed by the famous BUNNY BANKS. Miss Banks said, Just bring your tooth brushes, folks. Seen with their tooth brushes were EVELYN SCHRADER, MARGUERITE DOLIVE, GARY WEIS, RALPH IMBRIANA and LORETTA MARCHAND. The star player on the New Jersey Pinnocle team, PETE BROWN, was critically iniured when he caught his hangnail on the cards. Mr. Brown is claiming damages from his opponent LYLE CHAMBERS on the charge of unnecessary roughness. Near the bottom of the page there was an advertisement which read, The Dishonorable JOE WIL- LIAMSON for President. All graft, no honesty. Sponsored by EDDIE LANE, C. PRICE, and S. RICH- ARDS. ' News item: Radio Comic TOWNE WINDOM is suffering from a nervous breakdown as a result of accidentally reading one of his jokes. His writers, DOT N WINEGARD, ALBERTA WRIGHT, and BARBARA MAZE claim no con- X nection with this ghastly accident. ' An armed truce has been de- clared between the State of Flor- ida and NINA BAT E 5. She has retreated to Maine to ioin her col- league LOIS CREEDEN. The great dancer PLOPLOVO k during the Ritual Mire Dance. His he is taking a turn for the nurse. FLORENCE CHAMBERS and VELMA HARTSOOK are proprietors of Ye Ole Bookery. In the window was the latest book by CAROLINE AMBROSE called Ten Easy Ways to Paint a Rembrandt. SARETTA HILL, president of the Winter Park Little Mothers' Club, has arrested RUTH TRIMBLE, HES- SIE DODD, BETTY NEWTON, MARGARET RICHARDS, and BETTY SHANNON on charges of vagrancy. VAN BRACKLE sprained his wrist manager ELLEN MclNTYRE reports There you see, we told the little freshman, now you know! The little boy looked at us, a glazed, fanatic store in his eyes, and staggered into Robbie's.

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